"Women Watching Porn" - Shane Gillis (Beautiful Dogs 2023)

Shane Gillis (Beautiful Dogs 2023)
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[@ethansaunders]

Shane Gillis has got to be one of the funniest people on this earth 😂 his timing / obscure but accurate references are hilarious

[@nikitaw1982]

they practice the same delivery over and over. how does he add those laughs everytime??

[@ethansaunders]

@@nikitaw1982 it’s part of his delivery. The moments he takes to laugh to himself is funny to me and others, and many comedians use this to both add pauses and build up to the punchline. Plus - if he creates all of these jokes himself then they are funny concepts to him. So whether he practices it 100 times or not , saying it in front of the crowd and waiting for a reaction allows for some awkward moments to be filled by this awkward laughter. 😅 at least this is how I see it.

[@MarcillaSmith]

@@ethansaunders I think you're right on. Not like I have a degree in "comedian psycho-sociality" or anything, but there's prolly a natural pathway from people who deal with their nervousness with laughter and joking to being the sort of person who gets up in front of a crowd to tell jokes.

[@MetaKnight964]

What's funny about lying about sexuality?

[@justinwatson6932]

Huh? ​@@MetaKnight964

[@Belenus3080]

He’s 100% right, one time she let me finish on her face, I get super manly leading up to it, but after I just kinda felt sad and bought her a really expensive dinner

[@redlax4755]

Yeah...I think that's why she let you finish on her face 😅

[@sportysp]

Rewarding the behavior eh? I see what you did there

[@ciscoslugger]

Haha. You guys are hilarious.

[@EFSpartan]

Just never got a girl that was really into it. Some girls are into as fuck. Though they are not great for long term relationships. One girl I was with...was too professional. Brought me back to Mexico. Weirded me out.

[@nathanddrews]

That cough at 2:28 is perfect.

[@The-Dom]

The way his voice shakes while doing the vigorous finger banging is hilarious.

[@theginjaninja6885]

"you all can squirt, actually."😂😂

[@kailaniandi]

I've never even thought about putting socks on a cat. Wtf😂

[@MP-ky3hc]

Search "Always Sunny In Philadelphia Kitten Mittens"

[@cosmiccomedy7394]

They freak the fuck out ..when i was a kid my friend put tape on his cats paws and it ran around like a maniac and fell in the pool and he had to jump in and save it

[@TwoLeftSh0es]

You haven't lived

[@qwegif9048]

what kind of sheltered life do you live that you dunno about kitten mittens

[@qwegif9048]

@@seanxxx8999 if you arent a literal child then wht you just said is extremely cringe.

[@dannyd.5324]

Shane never misses man. 😂

[@rickwatts8130]

Never misses

[@dadbod488]

I gotta figure out how he snuck a camera into my bedroom 🤣😭

[@Wineblood]

Go see a doctor and get that cough checked out

[@danielvandam]

That’s gay

[@trademarksmoto]

This special was sooo fucking funny🤣😂😭

[@nicpete492]

watched this the other day, my grandma absolutely loved this bit

[@qui-gonjinn3322]

Respect to grandma!

[@timangar9771]

Pause🤨

[@BillyBoob-nz6ld]

The bit he did later about john cena and down syndrome dudes made me laugh the hardest id laughed so far this year

[@elloowu6293]

🤣🤣 because it's so true and adorable

[@enterpassword3313]

I dont even know the premise but it sounds funny already

[@fuckcensorship69]

that's on his other special" live in austin"

[@69726dat]

@@fuckcensorship69it is, but he returns to it in this special and builds on it even more. So good.

[@jch010]

First time I cried laughing since the Hangover

[@user-lx9wm2ie7c]

It’s true tho my ex wife would want me to do some wild shit in bed outa nowhere 😂

[@elloowu6293]

"Scream at my asshole till you lose your voice" You: 😮

[@ciscoslugger]

What!? Haha.

[@whitebuffulo]

If she was having an affair that would be another answer for out of no where.

[@0xCAFEF00D]

​@@whitebuffulo Dude you can keep your infedelity fantasies to yourself rather than implying strangers wives are cheating with nothing to back it up.

[@black-galaxy]

Wow he is absolutely flawless here Fuck What a legend

[@SJ-di5zu]

Has anyone ever googled things to “spice up the bedroom,” and then you just see the wildest suggestions possible? Like it’ll be an article saying “kinky things every couple should try” and it’s like “hold a knife to her throat.” Like wtf, I was just looking for some slightly kinky exciting things to do and I end up on pissplay?? Sex has become so extreme because of porn

[@grownupgaming]

Lmao that was funny

[@Urinalwallpoet]

Was that my dawg ears picking up a loud fart at 1:45 . Sounding the war horn for the boys

[@fuckcensorship69]

good ear

[@devilkid6462]

Dude has clearly tried this 😂

[@BIG_Z_69]

The ending is hilarious and spot on

[@georgelelandturner]

Yo Shane Gillis is a genius this a very accomplished expression of the art form

[@rotaxrider]

The old blind zombie trick. She hates that one. Banging into the doors trying to make it to the bathroom

[@TheCreedBratton]

Shane just won over all the women

[@cls34]

“calming a girl’s face”

[@Poppasgottabrandnewbagofcrack]

Lol

[@weeknders]

#1 COMIC IN THE NATION

[@haraldisdead]

I've never understood the whole "squirt" thing. Its piss. We know it's piss. Just say you're into piss.

[@jackwilson7649]

I love how people act like there’s a mysterious reservoir of magic fluid that we haven’t discovered in hundreds of years of anatomy and medicine. It’s literally piss. Girl cums so hard she loses control of her “hold the piss in” muscles and we all have to pretend it’s not to protect them from feeling embarrassment. It’s piss. If I made a woman cum so hard she pissed the last thing I’m thinking is “ew what the fuck is wrong with you did you just piss on me?”

[@nanashipersonne4151]

Pretty sure, not the same.

[@mikeity2009]

@@spankyspork5808 And what do you think the fluid is? Spoiler alert: It's piss. Even if it's 70% piss, it's still yellowish liquid coming out a vagina. I.E PISS.

[@roarbertbearatheon8565]

The fluid is actually completely different from urine brother how do you still not know that?

[@myblacklab7]

I can't tell whether you're joking, but I hope you are joking.

[@NicolasEubanks]

I swear somebody let out a little cat fart at 1:44

[@The-Dom]

"you're alright"

[@pashkanash1980]

I feel like Shane Gillis is the second coming of Louis CK

[@j_fl0]

Socks on a cat killed me 😂

[@partydean17]

This dude has a gift from God

[@sirvixhiter]

A funny comedian is so rare these days

[@nooooooooope3809]

Lol what a dumb take

[@MBheli621]

Mark Normand, Sam Morrell, Chrissy D, Andrew Santino, Matt Rife, those are just the younger guys and the list goes on. Those guys are all killers and will make you piss yourself laughing. They’re not rare you’re just not gonna find them on SNL or some mainstream bullshit.

[@toddbishop1139]

I absolutely love this guy! He's real!!!!

[@FM-dm8xj]

first time i seen shane nervous

[@MrBooomin]

Such a solid bit

[@danielfinn9460]

The tightrope over the abyss.

[@alc4117]

He is wayyyyyyyy to good for snl

[@bobojenkins5805]

*too

[@everydayvacaytaj]

This is fucking hilarious. So real

[@Tbanyas1]

Stellar!🤣

[@Carnemexada]

It makes me think of Norm's frogger joke.

[@shawn1495]

Shane is a legend

[@cromp3361]

One of the next greats.

[@BS-nt9oc]

Goat

[@soffren]

If you love someone, you can do whatever you want, but if you really love them, you will want something very different.

[@KhanSphere]

Anal?

[@doolbeepi3059]

I love gluing, her eyes shut. That way, she can't see your embarrassing run to the bathroom to get a towel.

[@MaxAngor]

"I'll just pee." Little did she know...

[@Bicloptic]

I couldn’t hold it in when he coughed.

[@rafitiki]

so good

[@Sriram-ve4ge]

His laugh is like Louis CK’s

[@zacksvoboda6050]

Where is the audience?

[@Indygolf7]

Andrew Shultz probably cried watching this special😢

[@stevenvonsancho]

Shane gotta stop hanging out with female comics theres normal girls out there bro

[@DomVelando]

cmere cmon you're alright 😅

[@pierelenigus8598]

This is some funny observational humor!!

[@avi3020]

Dawgs

[@ivanmucyongabo9540]

As soon as it hits him

[@themarlboromandalorian]

Wow those subtitles are just so incorrect.

[@sjdess]

well that was gross

[@ItsMsSue2U7154]

Socks on a cat!!!

[@ItsMsSue2U7154]

Lol. So funny.

[@StarboyXL9]

I never understood on-the-face. Ever. It made zero sense to me. It's like: "Deposit the goods where they belong, this isn't hard people."

[@Token_MMA]

I CANT FIND THIS FULL SPECIAL ANYWHERE

[@stoicvibesonly]

Netflix

[@PizzaTHutt]

Quit looking under the couch cushions then.

[@hannotn]

Wow, people paid money for that?

[@born2love6]

Same energy as when you pick up a toddle Jesus Christ man that’s a killer

[@bigt4135]

Lol

[@DebsMcC69]

😂

[@mikecaldwell7992]

Just give her tequila and she will do about anything

[@AlxndrXX]

Why is your favorite part splat on the face? Thats gaie

[@naneekad3960]

Lol this made me more of a fan of him. I guess i underestimated him. Seen him on noe rogan podcasts though

[@MarkusAxunIllianus]

Try different things.

[@nostrathomas]

Shame!

[@harryradley]

Think he's being fake with this? How can a famous comic have such a bad sex life?

[@Night.League]

just observations, you can make funny observations about sex that dont relate to your own experiences

[@nickdipaolofan5948]

most people aren't born famous. This dude has only been on the map for a few years now, so he was an average joe as an adult most likely.

[@haraldisdead]

Jim jefferies did it first

[@ultimabk]

Its a girl quality... thats news to me and my experience with many star fish who are too tired to get on top.

[@punkiller666]

Starfish hahahahaha

[@Rmantvg]

Some of us can tho

[@joakimsiljelind118]

If you have put socks on your cat to watch it walk after watching porn... You are not watching the right kind of porn...

[@chaddtaylor5838]

Bruh. Hes like. GUYS dont fuck that good. Im thinkin. Yeah. I DO....and hes like if you do thats gay....AND HES 100%CORRECT BABY !!!🤘🏾🤪

[@Cissyslit]

Gilly is a fucking stud.

[@Eddierath]

This show was so dam funny... People don't just shut up and appreciate the humor any more. They always got to Add to the PROFESSIONALS set.

[@alexforce9]

Well, Im guess Im gay then hahaha

[@Indomitablespirit108]

Are Hunter Biden's movies coming out with the laptop in front of Congress?

[@joshuajheadley]

Fun fact: everything about this video is cumpletely false🤣

[@jake-qn3tl]

Meh. Kinda boring

[@trevnev2780]

no subscribers. no videos. first name JAKE. talk about boring

[@TheYamahog12]

I’ve seen a few clips where this guy is hilarious. Best Trump impression I’ve seen. But many clips, like this, are really not very good.

[@Gandalfthegoldenbird]

@@TheYamahog12you sound kinda insecure ngl

[@TheYamahog12]

@@GandalfthegoldenbirdWell your comment makes absolutely no sense!

[@robertbaker837]

Granted, Gillis is by far the funniest of the Rogan bro universe but god, he’s overrated. There’s like 5 guys that have this same joke.

[@EB-bl6cc]

this isn't really his best IMO. When he gets into the Trump stuff that is way funnier

[@sammya1970]

Who’s a funnier comedian now?

[@dahliaherrod4301]

Who cares? Was it funny?

[@GMPGMP-jp5ut]

Dice basically did this bit on Nortons Down & Dirty show back in 2011. Gillis added a little more to it, but still, it's been done already.

[@carloluis174]

Not true.

[@GMPGMP-jp5ut]

@carloluis174 It is true, look it up.

[@mastershake8018]

Everything has been done already.

[@snicker12]

Nothing new under the sun *(not even AI).

[@danielfox3003]

I guess I had better girlfriends. Poor guy.

[@sgtbucksauce9129]

Dont be gay dude

[@kylerchocan2833]

No you didn't

[@bryanfish7605]

Thanks for letting everyone know you’ve had a girlfriend

[@Ccthomas-ks1hn]

I doubt a guy that’s had a girlfriend would ever make that comment 😂

[@danielfox3003]

Wow, you guys are so cool and know so much. What’s it like? Please tell. Losers.

[@stormcorrosion176]

So not funny

[@itsnotme987]

Joe de rosas joke on the subject was Better. And honestly shane is a one note comedian who calls everything gay

[@panthersprung5161]

gayest comment YET

[@AaronTats]

Damn, you must love John Cena