Wonka | Limmy's [Non Spoiler] Review

[@Maks-xw1zh]

he'd love Wonka

[@Mark-jr6ld]

🎣

[@blueplanet9917]

"Don't bite, don't bite, I'm not gonna bite." Immediately bites.

[@solophentii3468]

Roald Dhal’s description of Wonka in the book does actually read (verbatim): “Something’s not fucking right with him, like he wants someone to die. He doesn't give a fuck!”

[@andrewjohnston2850]

once they removed fat from the books i knew that line would be next

[@ellie-kc4kj]

New record: It takes Limmy 4:40 minutes to say anything about the film in which he's reveiwing, and what he says is 'I liked it.'

[@andreasvedeler80]

Limmy's in a film aye?

[@captaincluster316]

If you enjoyed Wonka you might like Terminator, Predator or Robocop. They’re quite old films but they’re really good and fortunately don’t have many singing scenes.

[@mr.a8315]

I think he'd enjoy Texas Chainsaw Massacre also, 1974 version.

[@AnxiousMo-Fo]

good list. I would add 120 Days of Sodom

[@WYIT0]

Limmy's Review of Wonka: "Encanto was shite."

[@cuuuuuuuuuuuuuum]

I feel for you Limmy. I couldn't imagine watching something and not being able to understand what the person is saying at all.

[@Mark-jr6ld]

Yer da wonkas on all fours

[@PaperbackJourneys]

Imagine Limmy in the cinema with a big smile like "I can actually hear what they're saying!!" Everyone must have thought "aww the good ole boy, good for him! He's a bit like Grandpa Joe!"

[@Elcore]

Limmy joyfully exclaiming "I can hear it, Charlie!" as the whirring blades of the overhead fan thump with increasing intensity.

[@neondemon2509]

Wonka “insists” on itself.

[@BrunkenDrawler]

Love it when there's no spoilers in these reviews! Massive thanks!

[@DrJosepi]

Most of his positive review is complaining about another film, and I wouldn't have it any other way.

[@anthonykveder7061]

Whoever came out with that you'd love wonka line is a genius

[@MartinHiggins1972]

Why? He probably would. It's pretty good.

[@GaZZuM]

He's right about Encanto. It wasn't until I watched the live versions of the songs, performed by the cast on Disney+ that I was able to appreciate that soundtrack at all.

[@helpinyerdasellavon]

That thumbnail is spot on👍🏻

[@Ftanftangfnarrr]

Review starts at around 3:16 and then it's intermittent from then onwards.

[@Holodrone]

How come Limmy looks so hot (sexy) this year? Wowzer

[@scarletsjazz6472]

I thought it was, after he had implied that he ended up enjoying the film, “yeah he WOULD love wonka 🙄”

[@tonypine3434]

Timothee Chalamets uncle directed Leprechaun 2

[@neilgarrick6401]

You'd love Duck Tales (especially the Scottish character)

[@justacommenter]

Maybe it's like "Aw typical Limmy, you WOULD love Wonka wouldn't you? That's classic."

[@Garbageman28]

It helps that you watched it in a theatre where the acoustics are matched with the maximum range audio mix.

[@johnbutler1778]

You'd love Saltburn

[@Tinfintytin]

A movie written by weirdos

[@Cryin98]

@@Tinfintytin*written and also it’s pretty much a Craig improv.

[@OfficalMemester]

I bet he got the projectionist to stop each scene and analysed it for 10mins. 2hr movie took 2 days for everone to leave the cinema!

[@Scott-M1]

Within half an hour of the film they were in their 10th song or something. I was like nah, ah cannie be arsed and switched it off.

[@SUUOOOMMIIIPERRKKEEELEEEEE]

You played right in their heads, you've given exactly what they wanted, they got a reaction out of you, I'll give them that.

[@jdlamb4212]

From what I've heard it's pretty good. I will never watch it. I refuse. I have no more time in my life for this goddamn chocolate factory.

[@Deekaid]

Does Wonka feature the mooching Grandpa/Uncle sniffing out Charlie’s Golden Ticket? (Joes ticket out of the poorhouse?)

[@yungjoemighty879]

02:15 - Limmy claims he is Jesus

[@Theredeemer556]

Had the pleasure of meeting this review at a charity do once…

[@set1237]

2:38 Vera Duckworth face

[@flaviuskevus9157]

What about the giraffe?

[@andysun73]

Arguing on behalf of Timothee

[@jameswhee]

Peaky Blinders you can't understand a bloody thing

[@mallsorts9775]

Like Wonka? You'd love Requiem For A Dream.

[@SD-ym1rt]

Serious lack of Oompah Loompahs for me. 🎵 what do you think of the one they call God? Do you find his absence, slight, ly, odd. Maybe he's forgotten you 🎵

[@knabzco]

William Wonka

[@Graterstuuf]

You’d love that actor Sean Connery. He was pretty low key.

[@dafuzzymonster]

Imagine a Glaswegian joker this is it

[@Rabsmyth91]

He's fae yoker.

[@oggmonster89]

rattled - good job.

[@sonb0t]

I think you’d like Encanto

[@ambitiousmelon1219]

Just like Jesus

[@davidobrien1]

I don’t think he’d like Wonka

[@jyx6dda]

He should really spoil the film in the review, nobody cares... It would be a lot more interesting

[@sp.8632]

He puts a lot of effort into so little hair.

[@drew1564]

decent head of hair for over 50 tbh

[@munyunu]

He's a goodlooking guy

[@Swindel67]

​@@drew1564 Very true his age actually caught up with his original hairline

[@christopherneale823]

Oor Wonka.

[@tobywindgassen8427]

Did you know there's a second official book. They'll never make that movie

[@datpaleboi4264]

Cuz of the oompa loompa orgy?

[@Momon143]

I wish they did, I want to see them go into the pre-birth realm

[@molr]

I think any one who was at some point a child and went to school knows this

[@ShapeyFiend]

It wasn't as terrible as the 2005 movie but neither was it particularly good. I was surprised by how much I enjoyed the new Matilda movie because the dancing and performances in that were incredibly well executed. The songs and dancing in this were solid but not terrifically memorable.

[@thehighams]

it's because yyoure deef

[@JimmySlacksack]

I hate it and I've never seen it and never will

[@Jon-k8v]

Cannae beat the OG WW. Hud a bit a SAS n cheek aboot him ma man. Gene Machine will always be my Wonka. Nice effort, fae Tim, though. Lots of boyish charm and twinkle in Eees Aye. 🤗

[@InYourHeadChangedMan]

I don't feel the need to see it the original was enough for me

[@pixelfingers]

It’s so self referential I can’t cope

[@taglor]

Its not fair that Limmy gets laughs so readily. Limmy has spent 50 years as a stand up comedian. As soon as people here that someone is a stand up comic they laugh at EVERYTHING they say. If I was to tell the same jokes I wouldn't get a laugh at the same level. Not to mention Limmy has done stand up comedy shows at EVERY venue in Europe, China, Nirth America, Africa, Australia, South America. So, most humans alive have seen his comedy show and equate Limmy to 'funnies'. I'm not even going to mention the brand recognition Limmy gets from his huge advertisement deals with Chanel, WD40 and Benson and Hedges. Alright for some I tell you.

[@jdlamb4212]

I love the cologne WD40

[@ChubbyChecker182]

Wanka

[@lylahale5284]

every film today now has to have a transgender, a coloured and a gay in, and it has to be preachy about todays way of ilfe, even tho its set in 1877...

[@pepsimac]

Weird how easily this guy can get irritated by people and the smallest of things. Very strange behaviour.

[@tonypine3434]

You're one of the numpties then

[@sleve_mcdichael]

It's not his fault, his chat is full of rats.

[@claudiaxander]

Limmy's looking 15 years younger!