American Dad - Steve the Communist

[@timfortune9]

My brother actually used the "Planet of the Apes was a fine picture" line on a girl he saw wearing a Che Guevara shirt

[@TheMarkusFIN]

lol

[@reimei84]

how'd it work?

[@jkrogsgaard8739]

He got some puss i think

[@joaopedro.8206]

His brother got some fine communist p0ssy

[@isaiahdaniels5643]

There is no such thing as fine communist pussy. There is only the standard amount of decency as not to put other pussy to shame.

[@30071997kario]

GF father: *what are your intentions with my daughter?* Me: *seize the means of reproduction*

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

Aslan Khedira that sounds comunist as hell but has a big risk of going out fuhreriously wrong

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

RisingTied72 that's reich!

[@maksymcazymir1727]

DelToro Perdedor i'm gased!

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

Soviet UnionBall I just want your heart, so quit Stalin and be mein!

[@noveseth2863]

I'm ded

[@sergioruiz733]

Lmao i love how Stan gets triggered by the word "Proletariat" like someone who overhears their child using a swear or racial slur.

[@chasesstuff6010]

Because he is capitalist

[@barockobummer2448]

@@chasesstuff6010 no he's just a worker with Stockholm syndrome

[@acc314]

@@barockobummer2448 no he is a bourgeoise CIA shill

[@barockobummer2448]

@@acc314 oh right I forgot. Even worse

[@vetarlittorf1807]

I mean, he IS fiercely patriotic and a right-wing extremist.

[@BaronVonMott]

"Your mother's enthusiastic spending is exactly what Jesus had in mind when he invented capitalism!" I think that's the most American sentence I've ever heard 😂😂😂😂😂

[@toolongforyoutoread6]

It is the thesis of Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas.

[@harshitmadan6449]

Adam Smith invented capitalism

[@andrewsutherland133]

"...when he invented capitalism and opened his coca-cola and guns store"

[@mouthpeacemapping1515]

Jesus invented Communism and Christianity so Jesus is Communist

[@logansigler3806]

We need anarcho-communism🔥 capitalism sucks and so does the USSR

[@soap8572]

3:48 When your friend has been playing too much Red Alert 3

[@jackyniu5194]

Soap Red alert 2 is better But 3 got the kick ass theme though

[@miko886]

And when your friend finish call of duty campain

[@exaid0556]

Наш Советский Союз покоряет Весь мир от европы к Неве на восток!

[@RealMiia]

Thanks for suggesting a game

[@punklima4756]

@@miko886 and win on multiplayer when you're spetsnaz in modern warafe 2007

[@jamesscott7944]

Hearts of Iron players in real life

[@guyonacomputer1261]

This guy gets it

[@wmw05]

James Scott Yas

[@aristhenes1563]

I believe in Strong ovnership of your property , not quite fascist tho.

[@beherith2874]

Anybody knows the song?

[@thalassin4129]

That moment when USA discovers that Communists took over France and the Franco-Soviet Komintern won against the fascists and is now liberating british colonies

[@communistguy2863]

Steve’s room was beautiful

[@ΜπαμπίνοςΧανμα]

Blyatiful you mean

[@louiewatson9389]

Better dead than red

[@orionsmith3097]

I thought so too and it's the happiest I have seen him. I personally find certain aspects of communism appealing. Though it has a few things I dislike but it's a small percentage

[@edgargarred4319]

this comment would be much better if your name was joseph stalin

[@terminatorantolol_1382]

Yes it was

[@mustard5382]

3:10 I love how he slaps his shoe around like Khrushchev.

[@theamericanrailfan1071]

Finally, someone else who knows.

[@SugaaafooT]

Glad someone else gets the reference

[@exaid0556]

Кузькина мать!

[@jackallevi6203]

DID SOMEBODY SAY “KHRUSHCHEV”?

[@dyl_matic93]

" WE WILL BURY YOU!!!

[@bluebana2280]

when communism fell in russia people weren't cheering and dismantling Lenin statues, they were confused, scared and angry.

[@flavivsaetivs5738]

Yeah, the USA TV is propaganda

[@Mechaghostman2]

@Preston Garvey 64% of the Russian people want communism back. Similar numbers can be seen in all the other eastern bloc countries.

[@ideeyes4054]

@@Mechaghostman2 Citations needed. I know a lot of Russians hold Stalin to a high regard and want USSR back but I highly doubt all eastern block countries want communism. Especially Poland

[@Mechaghostman2]

@@ideeyes4054 You got it. www.express.co.uk/news/world/701026/russians-life-better-soviet-union-ussr-sixty-four-percent www.reuters.com/article/us-communism-nostalgia/special-report-in-eastern-europe-people-pine-for-socialism-idUSTRE5A701320091108 Even the East Germans, who are now living in a 1st world country, want communism back. www.spiegel.de/international/germany/homesick-for-a-dictatorship-majority-of-eastern-germans-feel-life-better-under-communism-a-634122.html

[@ytv31]

Mechaghostman2 I love this!❤🙌

[@nob2243]

1:46 I actually expected Steve to cover his lips and bleed from the mouth for the 3rd time...

[@mpg01]

lol I was expecting that as well.

[@phucngo1979]

1:41

[@specialunit0428]

allow me to be the 100th comment...

[@goatswithwigs3752]

nob2243 same

[@sonofsanto]

si

[@papanoble8378]

I actually wanted this to be a continuous thing in American dad

[@adamniccum8680]

I do to I think this is my favorite episode now

[@Prof_Unknown]

what episode is it?

[@andrewmason1538]

Death 2 H1TL3R red october sky (series 3 episode 13)

[@Ronni3no2]

That would be funny and interesting but I guess it wouldn't "sell".

[@XTheCrystalBeastGuyX]

Why? Communism is ugly to learn about.

[@nerijuspetkevicius5524]

0:22 now that's 💲capitalism💲 3:48 now that's communism

[@mobilecyclop7329]

I like second 😍

[@lukasbelan2109]

I just love how when you go to those times he sais:”now thats capitalism” and the USSR anthem starts playing :D

[@miko886]

One day i will have room like that

[@mobilecyclop7329]

Miko Komunist lolz

[@napster3075]

@GravelStone64 Yes, comrade, we.

[@SwfanredLotr]

"I'll take my backwards letters on a Toys R' Us sign thank you very much!" Best line of the video 😂😂

[@proletariennenaturiste]

Toys Я Us

[@heavyglamrocker1987]

Planet of the Apes was a fine picture.

[@taekwoncat9803]

And there was the part where they talked about Mcdonald's, in which the thing about Mcdonald's are actually lies to fool people into thinking that communism is better than capitalism... in which I think is a little under the nose to me...

[@AgglomeratiProduzioni]

The way Stan says "capitalism" is the most capitalistic thing I've ever heard.

[@-Vitalis-]

Gotta admit: communist beards & moustaches are pretty damn amazing.

[@-Vitalis-]

David Vertz pls

[@retrofilth1414]

It's Candy Time Boys and Girls their propaganda was actually dope as fuck

[@weldin]

Yeah. You got the Stalin stache, Trotsky stache, Planet of the Apes stache, Lenin stache, but Mao never completed the commustache circle.

[@clyax113]

By that do you mean national-socialism, or some other form of Nazism?

[@AquaFan1998]

stalins mustache was nothing to scoff at

[@ger6094]

Stan should have knowen that he was still a communist, he SHARED peeps..

[@miko886]

@Skul D/BIH tako je

[@imthinkinwacky2859]

There was also the fact that earlier in the episode, he was wearing a _Winnie the Pooh sweatshirt._

[@imthinkinwacky2859]

@Lefter Mc Basically, people like to compare Xi Jinping (President of Communist China) to Winnie the Pooh.

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

@@imthinkinwacky2859 I don't see it

[@thachnguyen9306]

TheAllSeeingEye they said earlier in the episode so you don't see it here

[@berkancelebi3559]

Sergei...like ducking Sergei Korolev the greatest engineer of all time and creator of rockets (And Soviet Space engineer)

[@DavidAtomic]

The rockets were actually created by Nazi Germany

[@DavidAtomic]

***** Well, von Braun was the main person behind the rocket at Germany. He even gave NASA a hand on their space program while he was still alive

[@DavidAtomic]

***** Dude, it was just a figure of speech. I'm well aware of his importance for the American space program

[@DavidAtomic]

***** Sorry. English isn't my first language

[@berkancelebi3559]

DavidAtomic ***** Yes the V-2 i believe it was called was the first rocket created by the Nazis (Didn't it use liquid-oxidiser fuel?) but the idea of converting it into a rocket rather then and without the aid of planes was Sergei and his research was independent unlike NASA. He was the one who planned and designed the programs that took Laika, Sputnik and Yuri into Space, his secret nickname was literally 'the Chief designer'. (P.S I'm not an expert in rocketry history and don't claim to be, but am studying astrophysics)

[@Spongebrain97]

How come communists have the coolest emblems, national anthems and colors

[@Halloweensmasher]

Because they rely on propaganda and so have to appear sleek and awe-inspiring.

[@CatMaster90001]

Simple: because communism is fucking awesome. Join us! You know you want to!

[@Spongebrain97]

Cyrus Levy But they do that in America too and it's not as cool

[@Halloweensmasher]

***** Nah the US doesn't rely on propaganda. Does it have some? Of course. Every country does. But it isn't dependent on it.

[@Spongebrain97]

Cyrus Levy Sure it is. Like everything has to be patriotic. Like if you don't support the troops then you're demonized. And like every right winged group tries to tie itself to freedom and patriotism which is pretty cringe worthy

[@gabriels5589]

"is exactly what Jesus had in mind when he invented capitalism" XDXDXDXD

[@bernasilva2041]

@Sebastien BOHAN nah nah Jesus clearly invented Capitalism in order to feed and save the world against the vile Comunism, it's in the Bible

[@charlesjakesamadan4008]

@@bernasilva2041 Funny To think that Ideologies doesn't even Exist at that time yet all are Monarchies no Capitalism and Communism also which part of the Bible

[@bernasilva2041]

@@charlesjakesamadan4008 you know, that part when Jesus done stuff, obviously

[@charlesjakesamadan4008]

@@bernasilva2041 What lol, I'm Christian and I never seem to find that part yet

[@bernasilva2041]

@@charlesjakesamadan4008 that's because your cristhian and actually read the Bible, I was just making a joke

[@dariff5840]

4:08 "My son is a communist"

[@gabrielbatistuta4180]

Lenzo Van Laeken whats wrong being muslim ? Crishtians beleive 1 God, Muslims beleive 1 God, USA Goverment always found, said and will find, say other ideas, religions worst and Dumb people like you beleive them, in 1939-1945 they said Japaneese worst people, then 1950-1991 they said Russians worst, now Muslims, only evil in the world US Goverment who always started wars for their capitalist emperialist interest

[@embs5803]

I would be proud

[@XTheCrystalBeastGuyX]

Better dead than a Communist.

[@bullymaguire7503]

I hope...

[@miko886]

He shoud be happy

[@CreedOfNinja]

Seize the means of production steve

[@zanesmith7727]

Rocket builders of the world unite!

[@CreedOfNinja]

***** I must spread the holy word of marx in every comments section

[@yoshee87]

in Capitalist America,Means of Production Seizes You.

[@toddfromwork8931]

You mean allow the state to monopolize the means of production.

[@mintyulip]

redistribute the wealth

[@propane_salesman]

Trump Supporter learns his son is a Bernie supporter

[@thehantavirus]

sounds like a typical proleteriat

[@fuzzywzhe]

Either Trump or Sanders is a better choice than the complete scum the establishment of either party tries to promote - which are nothing more than Neocon dirtbags - or a more polite way of saying it, the neoFascists.

[@marcuspetrushko3762]

We all thought it was comrade sanders, but looks like it was actually con man sanders.

[@Gamefightvid]

No.. Trump is a Nazi, Bernie a commie. An american Patriot is just a conservative.. all 3 are blind and think Government is the solution. At the end all 3 end up with socialism which is the root of all evil.

[@propane_salesman]

Gamefightvid Trump is literally not a nazi. Nationalism is not the exact same thing as National Socialism. Trump is a fine example of capitalism.

[@noelstoehr965]

THE PROLETARIAT HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT THIER CHAINS!!!!

[@ourlordpapajohn4370]

Just like in the North Korean national anthem.

[@zulfijamehmedalagic7304]

noel stoehr true

[@KY_100]

noel stoehr THEY HAVE THE ENTIRE WORLD TO WIN

[@SPACEDOUT19]

So the commies can put them in their chains

[@fb6652]

noel stoehr The proletariat has nothing to lose but their gold chains. Heidi Klum

[@mouthpeacemapping1515]

American Dad = ❌ Soviet Dad = ✅

[@jfduug4994]

I would watch it

[@Ilya_PI]

Согласен

[@Ilya_PI]

R БЫ XOTEЛ BEPNYTЬ CCCP!

[@nightmarerageyt2224]

@@Ilya_PI same

[@Mr.LeoWarren]

+100 social credits

[@stutteringcris468]

Stalin is in heaven?

[@MrOceMcCool]

StutteringCrisTop10 yes

[@josephstalin1931]

Yes I am

[@aidansanders3910]

Yes, he's living with lenin and marx BUT NO TROTSKY

[@robynjosephinethebrocialis2311]

Yes 🤗🤗

[@patriotebolchevique9545]

StutteringCrisTop10 of course !

[@tristanfaulkner6003]

I like how Stan doesn't see anything wrong with the controlling, one way relationship he has with his son. He expects Steve to follow orders, learn everything on his own without Stan's help, be a man but at the same time remain much less of a man than Stan so Stan doesn't feel threatened, and all while receiving constant neglect, abuse, and put downs. Steve can't be a failure because that would make Stan a failure, but at the same time he can't succeed because that makes Stan feel insecure.

[@plant4143]

Replace "Stan" with "Father" and "Steve" with "son" and you have modern parenting in the south. ;) Although then again most of the parents in the second world during the cold war did also control their children too.

[@vetarlittorf1807]

Actually, Stan does want Steve to succeed and be a man. He has gone through extreme lengths to toughen up Steve and he wants him to have better teenage years than he did. Stan's problem is not that he neglects Steve, but that he's overly strict and demanding. That's the whole reason why Hayley is so rebellious. They had a surprisingly healthy father-daughter relationship until her adolescence, because that's when Stan started to make all sorts of ridiculous demands which made Hayley resent him and adopted a hippie lifestyle out of spite. And it's possible that he'll make the same mistake with Steve.

[@dominiccolangelo4965]

Couldn’t have said it better myself.

[@Mr.LeoWarren]

Never watched American dad, but seeing this comment makes me want to.

[@lolstalgic9602]

Well, when you take into account how Stan's dad "raised" him... Yeah it all adds up.

[@TheStewieOne]

Communist sounds good on paper, when executed it doesn't go all that well.

[@alejandro3702]

It sounds great on paper and in practice

[@armchairgeneralissimo]

You raise a good point comrad, maybe more executions should solve this problem.

[@lilikatze8556]

Space Stalin I'm down for that.

[@theyugoslavturtle.9463]

because this is a capitalist world

[@tjbaner6773]

One looks good on paper and dons't work out well. The other looks awful on paper and is awful, but America has forced it to work. The 1% hold most of the welth wile the 95% are in government hoseing. The 3% is those right above the poverty line. I fall into the3%.

[@paolocalzone7186]

U.S.S.A. (United Socialist States of America ) is born

[@miko886]

Yes when USSR and USA have baby

[@deangeloenriquez1603]

D.S.S.A. (democratic socialist states of America) or U.D.S.S.A. (United Democratic Socialist states of America) or even U.D.S.A. (United democratic states of America) but this time with true democracy

[@nintendofan1749]

U.S.S.A.R United Socialist States of American Republics

[@carlossouzaamorim]

@@nintendofan1749 I think that will conflict with the "U.R.S.A.L" or USRLA in english

[@harshithsubramaniam5924]

@@nintendofan1749 United States of Socialist America (USSA)

[@TheSentientCloud]

3:47 That is my room. ... also communism will prevail. Not soviet communism, but true Marxist communism!

[@CrashandTrash596]

Sure it will....says the guy watching American cartoons, on a capitalist cellphone, after he had to sit through KZbin's commercial.

[@cletuscleezasi7080]

I'm not communist, but Luxemburgism/Marxism sounds better.

[@TheSentientCloud]

Cletus Cleezasi I'm personally an ML. I like the concept of anarchism, but I don't think anarchism is a stable system. I like Leninist Russia. It was truly wonderful. Stalin came along and destroyed it.

[@TheSentientCloud]

Jack McCall I laugh at the people who say that communists shouldn't consume things. Because you know, we are not allowed to distract ourselves from this wretchedness known as capitalism. I try to consume from ethical sources but unfortunately for tech that's practically nonexistent. Still there is a certain degree of irony.

[@cletuscleezasi7080]

+International Space Station Luxemburgism isn't anarchy. it incorporates democracy with communism from what I can tell.

[@vilisochilly]

"stalin is in heaven crying his eyes out" yeah he definitely went to heaven

[@schaefer76]

Rapadroid *Suuuuuuure*

[@sirnilsolav6646]

Such a good person and strict Orthodox Christian who never bombed any cities just to blame it on his neighbours is surely in Heaven :)

[@MrOceMcCool]

Sir Nils Olav ikr comrade

[@josephstalin1931]

I did go to heaven

[@RobertEdwinHouse9]

Peter TheOriginal So you died and know that?

[@connormclernon26]

4:39 I know that it's the joke but how does someone as rabidly anti Communist as Stan not recognize Ché Guevara?

[@letsogichmaric5107]

everybody recognizes che guevara moron

[@gazhevski]

i had someone of in my class with che guevara on his note books, believing it was bob marely

[@gazhevski]

G Mail aren't we all

[@gmail2277]

+Richard you fucking racist

[@SpaceCase132]

Yeah, I never really knew who Ché Gueverda was when I first saw this, so my brain thought it was someone like Fidel Castro. Without the beard.

[@siewpengyew9713]

3:49 i love how the Soviet Union anthem plays

[@orange8420]

W E

[@moosecaboose599]

привет сталкер

[@Heypatchdoggo8745]

@Anticommunist looks like someone has no good taste in music

[@Smerpyderp]

@Anticommunist it’s beautiful. I love the sound of liberation in the morning.

[@nightmarerageyt2224]

@@Smerpyderp I agree I listend to it in the snow.

[@sv_cheats1970]

Anyone remember yugoslavia

[@NoNono-fh3rb]

They had a good national football team.

[@plznerf9953]

Stipe Marić terrible. Oppressed Bulgarians in Vardar Macedonia, brainwashed them into thinking they had Macedonian heritage, and exterminated those who said "oh this is bullshit". I have relatives in Bitola

[@davidw9751]

Pepperidge farm remembers

[@crustypuppy3122]

YES it were the glory days of my country

[@sv_cheats1970]

and my too bosna I hercegovina

[@user-NikolaiPopov]

Сергей такой хороший мужик. И ракету делать научит, и коньячку предложит. Побольше бы таких.❤

[@femmefuntime]

He will also preach the ideals of communism, comrade

[@yalmogiz_kampir]

Да!

[@AdverbsAndNouns]

We love this ❤️🇷🇺

[@clockwerk35]

honestly this is one of the best episodes of the show, finally an episode where Stan bonds with his son

[@StageCraftBeast]

Nobody: Dads of Millenial Teenagers: 4:07

[@juanjalapeno3765]

The relationship between me and my dad in a nutshell

[@BlackSheepNara]

Boomers and gen x'ers screech "communism " all the time about everything.

[@ChewyThomson]

This deserves all the likes in the planet.

[@armadillolover99]

Most millennials are in their 30s and there hasn’t been a single millennial teen in nearly a decade so…

[@olivialeigh5359]

@@armadillolover99 Lol. I can’t believe people are still confusing millennials and zoomers.

[@AmiradSai]

the scene at the end really make me want to be a communist, just look how cool the room is. damn that some fine room he has

[@CloudTribe]

I expect the fbi have gotten to you by now

[@potato1341]

It's good if everyone does everything right. But a few wrong turns and communism will collapse. It's a good system but no country can rule under it cause all civilans don't even know what they're doing and want more.

[@Trippbennett01]

Commie

[@WCSPriest]

Nazi room would look a lot better, think of all the glorious eagles, the same as the Romans and Napoleon had.

[@WCSPriest]

***** Shalom my brother, I am happy you agree.

[@sgtvirus6696]

Sergai was a fun character, hopefully next season they bring him back like they did with Mr Tuttle.

[@ToobzNightmare]

Steve’s room is the best room someone can have

[@oldbirbman]

False

[@ToobzNightmare]

@@oldbirbman Yeah he could’ve also had Ho Chi Minh, Fidel Castro, Che, etc.

[@oldbirbman]

@@ToobzNightmare I'm personally anti communist bit yeah I agree that's what it needed

[@LuigifanZane]

I agree

[@onlyhereformoney175]

@@oldbirbman why anti-communist? that's a big L right there

[@romansmirnov5883]

I spit hot borshch, when I'm crushing these beets

[@lukasbelan2109]

Blow it up like a tuba, while I’m bolling in Cuba.

[@MCKingPlaysGames]

*SUKA BLYAT I spilt my borsch on my lap! But as a communist tovarisch I do not take damage DAMAGE TAKES YOU*

[@thatoneguy6466]

Ra Ra Rasputin lover of the Russian queen it was a shame how he carried ooooon.......

[@thomascremens]

@llort eht deef t'noD you don’t know what your doin when you’re tryna bust a rhyme gainst a mind like putin

[@harshithsubramaniam5924]

@@thomascremens you'll find that the ex-KGB is the best MC in the ex-CCCP!!!!!

[@stuckonaslide]

I love stan acts like it's still the cold war

[@dedeferreira98]

Well thats flag is just as bad as the nazi flag

[@patoreily7465]

Sad how most people don't know who those men were

[@brianrivera0]

very true

[@samiamtheman7379]

If most people did know who most of those men were, they'd want less communism

[@danicalifornia1665]

Luk Skywalker Haha, you know your ideology isn't good enough when you feel like you have to hide information to keep people on your side. Viva la revolucion!

[@EmptyMan000]

Dani makes a strong point. If you have to hide an ideology just because you're scared it will gain more support over yours, then you really have no certainty in your beliefs and are in fact just fearful.

[@danicalifornia1665]

I would try to argue with you but you aren't making any points. Just punch your pillow buddy, anger will go away

[@francescogiovannizollo2989]

3:44 “Which one’s his room?” “On the left” “DAMMIT!”

[@brucevilla7490]

I'm with comrade Sergei.

[@doubleslothgaming]

No, WE are all comrades with Sergei

[@miko886]

No, WE are with sergei comrades lets build our byatiful country once again uraaaaaaaaa!

[@ben_marlor3510]

Yes comrade

[@brucevilla7490]

@Jin J Communism always works. The fastest growing economy in world is and has been for a long while, communist China.

[@brucevilla7490]

@Jin J The Soviets actually had a bigger economy than the US. The thing that brought them down was corruption. Similar to what is happening in the US right now.

[@aaronkeith2644]

That end part, when Stan turns, but the video cuts him off halfway

[@ВладимирСаратов-б7к]

I'll take my backwards letters on a toysяus sign

[@vladimirlenin4168]

Jaiden Panici thanks comrade

[@dvulpis29]

HE MAKES HALLOWEEN COSTUMES FOR DOGS!!!

[@MediaGhost_]

But...what about mcdonalds?

[@catsarecats649]

+Media Ghost Those were all lies. To fool you!

[@guardianofsummerset451]

FreezyPhazon You see... I've dreamed of coming to langley falls Stan.

[@ethnicalbania869]

3:48 that is how we want our room to look like.

[@christian2603]

No no, only you

[@mtado4933]

I really want it to look like that, But i am not going around fulling capitalism to make it happen.

[@necokreativniho7449]

@@christian2603 And me and lot of peoples in comment section😂😂

[@christian2603]

@@necokreativniho7449 well you and the others

[@panini800]

“Ethnic Albania”? Wow nice name there, isn’t Albania part of Europe which is a progressive, democratic, welcoming continent?

[@ayylmao978]

"democracy is the road to socialism" -Karl Marx

[@carlosmagalhaes7109]

"And socialism is the road to disaster" -Carlos MGLS

[@ayylmao978]

Look at europe...not really a disaster

[@РоманИванов-в3ш]

Yes.

[@ayylmao978]

Eastern europe (ussr) used strict communism and thats not the same as socialism,Yugoslavia,unlike the ussr was a very good country,but im talking about todays europe..almost every eu country has socialist parties leading the country..

[@РоманИванов-в3ш]

Ussr is god country !

[@vladimirlenin4168]

Seize means of production, comrade smith!

[@Сергей-ь7ч8п]

Здравствуйте, товарищ. Вы, как я понимаю тоже коммунист.

[@enclave1165]

I’ll seize the means of your mom’s production

[@calinmasca2993]

Hello comrade Vladimir Lenin!

[@MoNsTaX1]

Stan learns Steve is a Bernie supporter would be more relevant.

[@noahlonaker2668]

LocoMindz O shit! I just realized the fucking trump jokes that are incoming. he better be on the show at some point!

[@MoNsTaX1]

***** You talking to me? Because I'm not German...

[@noahlonaker2668]

Socialism Or Barbarism! yes I am and always will be

[@MoNsTaX1]

Noah Lonaker Fucked up German

[@noahlonaker2668]

LocoMindz what's wrong with being proud of my heritage?

[@skinnyjasper3097]

As an actual communist let me just say I find this funny. It’s mostly harmless humor and that’s much better then “Commies want to eat American babies” stuff you usually see in media.

[@googleuser3163]

Profile picture checks out 🙄

[@skinnyjasper3097]

@@googleuser3163 the fuck does that mean?

[@googleuser3163]

@@skinnyjasper3097 I have yet to come across an online "communist" that didn't have either an anime or soppy cartoon character pfp

[@skinnyjasper3097]

@@googleuser3163Second thought is a quite popular Marxist without a cartoon profile pic. Though I doubt you care about a discussion of theory or anything else on an intellectual level considering you chose to make a comment about the profile pic I chose 7 years ago.

[@googleuser3163]

@@skinnyjasper3097 Here's a tissue

[@filippozaccaria6944]

"Jesus invented capitalism" lmfao🤣😂

[@deangeloenriquez1603]

Yorky Gonzalez, Jesus for communism 2020

[@snowy201]

🤣🤣🤣

[@daseapickleofjustice7231]

Fact tho Jesus was a socialist he literally spoke for the masses and said no rich person could enter the kingdom of God since he knew they had sinned to get their wealth. The Bible isn't recognised enough for it's socialist thought I mean Jesus literally destroys a market and we could use some Jesus to destroy the global market today

[@fluffynator6222]

@@daseapickleofjustice7231 He was more so a Feudalist and Theocrat.

[@vetarlittorf1807]

@@daseapickleofjustice7231 Jesus was an anarchist.

[@wales2k4747]

0:00 since when did the United States have only 12 states?

[@giannisgkouvelos8340]

The other joined the union

[@joseninoska]

They couldn't draw every star on it, so they improvised

[@Radowid_the_Redanian]

the soviet guy looks like felix dzerzhinski

[@davidrixon3549]

Iron felix ?

[@ValeriyChekavinski]

Тупа согласен

[@embs5803]

I lowkey like the aesthetics of that room

[@landonorris6]

I love it

[@mangored209]

@@landonorris6 😉 hey comrade.

[@kzr_1613]

@Alex Ash no, shut up

[@STLCODPS3123]

Gross

[@STLCODPS3123]

@Alex Ash also gross

[@capncake8837]

Did anyone notice that Sergei took his own shoe off just to bang it on the crate/table.

[@officialpymical3966]

lol

[@yalmogiz_kampir]

На Хрущёва отсылка

[@ЮрийТитов-ю4ш]

Свёкла очень полезна для печени. Я делаю из неё салат. Просто варю свеклу 2 часа, тру на тёрке и добавляю чеснок с орехами. Весьма вкусно получается. P.S. Не ешьте свеклу в сыром виде, а то пойдёт кровь из рта как у Стива!

[@maksimfedoryak]

Это не свекла, а репа🌝

[@ЮрийТитов-ю4ш]

@@maksimfedoryak Нет, репа другого цвета, да и Сергей сравнивал свою жену со свеклой. Не думаю, что создателям American dad известен этот овощ.

[@lavalampa2020]

@@ЮрийТитов-ю4ш Communist

[@romanrules007]

@@ЮрийТитов-ю4шI’ll take my backwards letters on a Toys R Us thank you very much

[@Chiefkeeffan805]

Look at this crazy upside down writing! I’ll take my backwards letters on a toys r us sign thank you very much

[@romaniangamer1]

I'm trying to fight off the stereotypes but... ummm... that's kinda how my room's supposed to look, and yes, I do speak Russian, and my ringtone is USSR's anthem.

[@TodAufDerFlutch]

CommieGamer Noice

[@romaniangamer1]

Eric Lawrence Quick question, comrade, why do you have Imperial Germany's flag and not East Germany's?

[@TodAufDerFlutch]

IDK I have studied many countries I think it's time for an upgrade

[@TodAufDerFlutch]

CommieGamer UPGRADE TIME

[@TodAufDerFlutch]

CommieGamer I think this shall do

[@Suavepeppa]

“A beer I am willing to fight for” hit me right in the Caucasian

[@Red-hs3cw]

Lmao not even a CIA agent's son is safe from our influence....

[@byrondallison2929]

Redviper89 Communism will prevail!

[@jeune_turc9404]

Communism will prevail when people realize that it's the social classes that matters. Not religion and nationalism. These two are just tools for rich capitalists to control the poor majority.

[@kaneiscrazy353]

Jeune_Turc but all of that stuff is in the Communist manifesto

[@ShqiptariAL]

There is 2 things a communist needs in his life. Wood and oil. But lots of it.

[@breadlover302]

Communism is dead.

[@kc_1018]

3:48 _Soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh,_ _Splotila naveki velikaya Rus'!_ _Da zdravstvuyet sozdanny voley narodov_ _Yediny, moguchy Sovetsky Soyuz!_ _An unbreakable union of free republics,_ _The Great Russia has welded forever to stand!_ _Long live the creation of the will of the people,_ _The united, mighty Soviet Union!_

[@memewarveteran2043]

USA USA USA

[@aita2565]

vive la fran- *Nazi Flags get thrown at me*

[@Tanzenergise]

wow i guess you did nazi-that coming did you?

[@Gufberg]

I always knew it as: "Unbreakable union of freeborn republics, Great Russia has welded forever to stand! Created in struggle, by will of the people, united and mighty our soviet land" From back when soviet-empire . net was a thing.

[@sniperunrepeat752]

Colin CC It never got past Yediynj

[@mascacalin2024]

In Soviet Union, American Dad watch *YOU!*

[@Twerkulies]

1:23 Totally not stolen, scaled down blueprints for a USSR ICBM.

[@amandachan8958]

Im steve

[@theyugoslavturtle.9463]

a fellow communist

[@amandachan8958]

+internet troller state anthem of the soviet union (now the russian national anthem)

[@theyugoslavturtle.9463]

+internet troller the soviet anthem

[@noahkillough2840]

So am I.

[@JediDante]

the internationale

[@justaguywithafedora54]

He's not my Steve,He's now *OUR STEVE*

[@tseriesbad6746]

Yes

[@oldsport24]

He's not Steve - he's Stas

[@ДжамшидРахманкулов]

Our comrade Steve. Who will build the United Socialist States of America.

[@HadiM-rb7yo]

"don't be mad at capitalism. Capitalism loves you! "

[@miko886]

"Comunizam dosent like u"

[@SaperBossTv]

Saperist loves you better

[@StraightEdgeSieghart]

Capitalism loves you if you give him money.

[@maxbauer220]

Steve’s room was missing representation from Albania, Romania, Vietnam, Mongolia, and Burkina Faso.

[@Joop_Invictvs]

4:07 a father's accurate observation of his Bernie Sanders voting son.

[@anarchismconnoisseur2892]

Do you know satire?

[@anarchismconnoisseur2892]

***** Yes. It's shit.

[@КГБКолДжорджКостанца]

+samuel garofalo Long Live Communism, Long live The Soviet roots of Russia

[@КГБКолДжорджКостанца]

+Galactic Ruler Fuck you, you fucking communist hating imperialist shit

[@anarchismconnoisseur2892]

Spiderbite C I wouldn't fuck a disgusting piece of shit communist that leeches off people.

[@sanes1310]

3:48 behold, the great part of the episode

[@mankind-redefined1982]

I want to decorate my room like that. I'm not a full on communist mind you I just like being controversial.

[@nestorsdragon8057]

I could explain communism if you like

[@mankind-redefined1982]

Nestor's Dragon I know what communism is, but thanks for the offer.

[@mankind-redefined1982]

Maxwell M. I read that as, "I have nothing better to do with my time than call people edgy on the internet to seem intellectually superior because I can't spot humor when I see it" Go slip on your fedora and pretend to type out a book while you're on facebook at Starbucks.

[@Pseudonym77]

Ha he bitched slapped your ass.

[@americanpatriotincolorado1855]

You could just hang up Nazi Memorabilia and get the same effect.

[@soulsemblance3163]

I wish I had a strict but fair teacher who doesn't just throw orders around and expect people to understand

[@ryandan646]

I can't stop loving the Russian/soviet union national anthem. (I say russian/soviet union because they both have the same tune but was later edited.)

[@conndor2753]

You'd think this would happen with Haley, but its even funnier with Steve.

[@TurtleSauceGaming]

3:55 the top letters literally translate to "will execute plan" and the bottom isn't even in russian! There is no "G" in Cyrillic. the english letter G is г worst propaganda ever

[@kinkisharyocoasters]

I think it's based on gamma. Like how 'r' in cyrillic is 'p', much like rho

[@lukasbelan2109]

“Look at this crazy upside down weiting”

[@romanrussu3403]

On 4:21 we can see "Выполним план" ("Will execute plan") and down is "Великих работ" what means "Of great jobs"

[@MCKingPlaysGames]

*Western spies don't know how to write proper cyrillic letters in Russian 😂*

[@TurtleSauceGaming]

@@MCKingPlaysGames indeed товаришь

[@anthony-ob6lw]

Stalin would he proud

[@saikatmaiti8291]

@Sebastien BOHAN ⛏️

[@AshgabatKetchumov]

4:11 did it turn from night to day all of a sudden?

[@andrewthegoat9383]

My room is gonna he remodeled like that one day.

[@andrewthegoat9383]

@Vulpes Inculta Very mature, thank you.

[@andrewthegoat9383]

@Vulpes Inculta Who said its tyrannical? You do know there's many different types of Communism, yes?

[@sonofkarma5461]

I love when the Soviet Anthem plays as Stan walks into Steve’s room, plus that uniform was cool, I actually have a Soviet Ushanka IRL

[@ultralaggerREV1]

*BUILDS RUSSIAN SOYUZ ROCKET*

[@elizabethchoe86]

Ultralagger R.E.V СОВЕТСКИЙ СОЮЗ Lol im learning russian

[@dizey6534]

@@elizabethchoe86 ты русский?

[@elizabethchoe86]

DIZEY _2.0 я немного говорю по-русски русски

[@elizabethchoe86]

Нет, извини, я Американский

[@JurusChist]

@@elizabethchoe86 Молодец 👍 👍 👍

[@samjohnson9862]

Stan's just jealous. He knows he was born in the wrong country. Like me

[@hatman3445]

North Korea lacks some people I heard.

[@thecreativemillenial]

But he learnt how important it was to spend time with his son

[@vetarlittorf1807]

@etresevo Not really. The world has a huge communist population because China, Vietnam, Cuba and Laos are still communist countries . The reason Steve turned to communism has nothing to do with edginess, but the fact that he looked up to Sergei more than Stan. The point of the episode is that Stan was losing Steve because he put his work ahead of his role as a father.

[@joshanonline]

@@vetarlittorf1807 Most Dads in communism are worse: They have little time working all day to barely sustain the family, avoid family and drink a lot and always angry at home / beating wife / kid. No? It's all I saw in Cuba. Perspective is amazing~

[@DangerousPictures]

For all asking: This episode is Red October Sky (Season 4 ep. 13)

[@ilikefoxesm817]

"He makes Halloween costumes for dogs!"

[@DgardsGaming]

Pffft, you wanna make the big pucks you make furry suits for the LGBTQ.

[@sovietheavy5500]

4:05 Здравствуйте Dad.

[@moosecaboose599]

i can definitely cheeki this breeki

[@mvk9999]

I lived in Communist Romania and i can say it was very bad. You had 0 liberty, you either worked or were in school.

[@FreeCpRareAccounts1]

B-but th-that's not true communism that just goes to show what can be the result of an attempt of implementing communism!

[@FuZionSniperzZ]

So like America?

[@FuZionSniperzZ]

It's not true communism for 2 reasons: 1) Communism means a classless and stateless society. 2) No one in the Communist community regards Ceausescu as anything more than a villain.

[@Kosaro1234]

Psst, the "classless and stateless society" never actually happened. Its true that it wasn't true communism, but that's what the west called it and it was the closest there was so it stuck.

[@FuZionSniperzZ]

Kosaro Yes and of course the west would call it that, the west has painted communism with an evil brush ever since the USSR came in to existence because it challenged the capitalist class, look how everyone in the west comes out with the same rhetoric "stalin killed 10bn people, communism works on paper... etc etc." it's just because people in the west are arrogant and ignorant and are unwilling to research on their own.

[@zachbocchino5501]

When Stan walked into steve's room, that would be the same reaction my father would've had if he found out about my political belief.

[@nottherealpaulsmith]

YES! Comrade Steve has achieved class consciousness!

[@DMH-bt2zo]

“But what about McDonalds?” Depending on your point of view, it either aged like fine wine or fine milk.

[@robertmiles1603]

"Like Russian turnip." I love all these cliches and stereotypes. Hilarious.

[@ch1ll1add.25]

No matter which socioeconomic system we have. There's always that one rich guy who will corrupt it.

[@simbachvazo6530]

Th(no h)a(cha)nk(a) you.

[@wafflegamer61]

That ending frame tho 😂😂 look at stan's face in the frame the video ended at 😂😂😂😂

[@rootfish2671]

cursed fron facing Stan

[@pelinalwhitestrake4081]

Dad: Are you winning son? son: Здравствуйте

[@yalmogiz_kampir]

До свидания

[@lonereaper4287]

The moment the glorious soviet music played I saluted the glorious motherland

[@MrOceMcCool]

lone reaper hold one hand on your heart the other in a Fist up in the sky and listen to USSR anthem earrape 10 hours and full volume 0,25 speed for true slavic experience

[@dylanhd1536]

Mr OceMcCool YT this is most effective method to become slav

[@picobarco4407]

Yes, Glorious is the word. The word Glorious === Soviet Anthem!

[@thespyfromtf2133]

its weird Stan doesn't recognize Che because he was literally killed by the CIA

[@kanaric]

I wish my dad was like this Russian lmfao

[@PotterPossum1989]

I wish my dad didn't beat me.

[@stevencoffin328]

I don't care what your politics are. I don't trust anybody who honors an arrangement with Peeps.

[@shultz4877]

Wait, how did he broke rocket for pure stakinium so easily?

[@rum9138]

Capitalism is a strong evil.

[@MDMAx]

My thoughts exactly. Expected that rocket to be made to withstand throws to the ground.

[@joeziahbabb]

Capitalism is strong evil*** Corrected your grammar. Please note the Russian accent.

[@ourlordpapajohn4370]

*break

[@spider-insider7981]

this has to be one of my favorite episodes!

[@capncake8837]

OUR favorite episodes!

[@babymoondancer]

You'd think Steve would've learned the first time not to bite down on hard things. Bloody hilarious!!

[@experimentalmenace]

It troubles me how many people in the comment praise communism. Capitalism isnt great but its the best sytem we have.

[@tolikkazan9889]

Actually, its not true. We have more than just capitalism in the world. Western countries have pure capitalism. Russia have capitalism with elements of planned economy, china have almost the same as Russia but government control more sections of economy and they still have their communism ideology. And finally north korea still have something close to old communism. Yea, news say that they are wild country with dictator and no freedom at all and that people there struggle everyday but i am not really think it is true. Actually it looks more like most of problems of korea is from blocade from most of countries in the world, they don't have much resources which lead to lack of supplies and medicaments. And in these conditions they made a good enough rocket, they have nuclear bomb, they have steel ships and submarines. Pretty an achievement for a small country that is completely isolated from other world and need to spend most of their money for an army and security just to be safe from America. America like to kill dictators and turn countries into total mess with gangs and drugs. But we went offtopic. The main problem of pure capitalism without part of socialism, which all other economy models have is self destruction. Capitalism is about concentration of resources, mostly financial resources, if you have money they should make money to make more money, which leads us to an urge for a constant expansion. Earlier it was wars for the land in Europe, than it was colonies and everyone fought for the colonies, they are source of resources and market for overpriced products from metropoly. But sooner or later all colonies was taken and this was main reason for global wars 1 and 2, Germany didn't had colonies which made them weaker than other countries in perspective and to save an existence of their country in the future the war was just a matter of time. In second globql war germany attacked Soviet Union for an earth to grow food, Britain blocked the sea way of getting provision and if Germany wouldn't attack soviet union they would die from famine, so they planned to kill 90% of people in soviet union and keep other 10 as slaves and basically turn this whole good territory with resources in their colony to have stability to keep war and lifes of their own German people. Later colonies had been given freedom on paper, but things didn't really changed a lot, it is just not efficient to control countries with army, instead you should control financial tradeways and control the politics of countries. When usa obtained the dollar as reserve money of the world they were in position where they could just have free resources which concentrated in America, because they can make dollars and inflation would distribute across all countries which use dollars equally so it wouldn't be very high inflation. And to concentrate more resources capitalism destabilise other countries to get more resources, for like 240 years of existence of usa it wasn't in war with someone for like 13-16 years, i don't remember more clear. Nowadays America have over 20 million veterans which have experience of war or conflict. They have over 800 military bases all across the earth which controls territory across and most importantly they control the tradeways. This is why they were so pissed when Russia discovered new tradeway across the north ocean, it was because only Russia could use it, no other country didn't had ships that could break the ice and make it through, and without such ships America cant control that tradeway. But that's not enough, money should concentrate and make money. But if somewhere become more resources, somewhere their amount should decrease, basic math. To increase the amount of capital America used debts of their people, and slowly reduced % that people should pay, because people can take another loan for this difference, but that's not enough. It is never enough. If you would compare how pwoplw lived before and now it is huge difference. In 1960's people could study in university and work at the same time and money from work was enough to pay college or university but now they live and die with their college loans for all their lifes. They just cant pay it for their whole lives and pay % their whole lives. More qnd more Americans become bankrupt every year but even after college loan would follow them, this is how they end on the streets, if you cant pay your % in time you lose everything because bank would take your home and you cant even call for emergency sometimes because you would need to pay huge medical bills and you would need to make another loan, and if you had been prepared, agency never cover full cost. The amount of Americans which can be considered as medium class is decreasing year after year. And if people commit crimes they would end in jails, but most of jails are business. Its not government jail's, they have their owner. People make products in jails and got underpaid, and have you noticed how little of cases where people can go out of jails for a good behaviour? Letting people go is not efficient so when they are close to they would be closed for a detention and this would end their hopes for an early chance to go out for a good behaviour. Now America have the most amount of people sitting in the world in the entire world. But capital need to concentrate and reconcentrate... sooner or later there would be just billioners and millioners and poor people. And there too much people, they don't need so much. Modern tendencies are from here, decrease of births and reconcentrate the capital. There goes vegans, green energy which is not green, holes in ozon, global warming... years ago earth was much hotter and there was no people at all. If there would be more c02 in atmosphere there would be a massive growth of all plants across the world which results in more food, more fabric and more wood. And that's all. This is why capitalism is self-destructive economy, it need to destroy a place with capital to reconcentrate it. Which includes its own country.