Woodturning a Margarita on the lathe. Happy Cinco De Mayo

Ok the title is a bit deceiving. I don't actually turn the margarita. I'm turning a goblet, rim salter, and a straw out of some beechwood. I found the wood laying on the ground as it was all cut up from some random road crew. The tree fell just down the street from me. That tree was huge! Not Pluto huge, but Uranus huge. I know what you're thinking right now. This is about woodturning. why did you have to go there? Just because I i said huge Uranus? Cmon... isn't that just a bit immature? I mean c'mon... is Neptune funny? Ok, I guess it is a bit funny. It reminds me of a joke when I was a little kid. Kid 1 "Hey, do you think there are Martians on Mars?" Kid 2 "I don't know, but I bet there are Klingons on Uranus!" Hahahahahahaaha