Woody Harrelson Monologue - SNL

[@bobilks]

what a clever monologue! he introduced the "script" as a hook, only to pivot from it over and over again to keep the audience guessing what the script was about, so that when he finally delivers the punchline it has maximum impact. one of my fav actors ever and seems to be a more genuine human being than most others in the show business

[@BigSmoke-bu6ib]

Imagine if Norm MacDonald wrote this.

[@Markap630]

Seriously? Granted, you make a good point if you are still in THE 80'S.

[@Markap630]

Eps Island. God help us.

[@BigSmoke-bu6ib]

@@Markap630 bots be beeping

[@chefgiovanni]

Woody makes us laugh, and I got a Woody

[@COJW516]

Did anybody else get a Norm vibe out of this? His cadence, the way he circles back, "Oh yeah, where was I?" Knowing the punchline would bomb for the TV audience but kill for the internet. Gotta love it!

[@Scp716creativecommons]

Makes channeling seem like a thing

[@LazyStudioGaming]

😀

[@dreadroberts5627]

I did not initially think of Norm, but your astute observation of the comedic style/delivery is perfect.

[@jordanhuffman6547]

Been getting tons of Norm on my recommended feed recently. The "Oh yeah" has Norm energy.

[@salmorales6927]

You must be a huge comedy fan... Good Eye! 👊

[@rdvc1]

What I like about this monologue is that you can really tell he wrote it himself.

[@pst9821]

Did he

[@jraddd3477]

@@pst9821 No he didn't, nobody knows the story of the Harrelsons and it's sad

[@Popwarner-x1w]

I think he wrote the last part of the monologue

[@RespondsToOnlyLosers]

@@jraddd3477 you know absolutely nothing.

[@RespondsToOnlyLosers]

@@Popwarner-x1w no. The entire thing 💯🤦🏿‍♀️

[@burtsagooner1]

Brilliant. The audiences silent stunned reaction is priceless. Kudos to Woody

[@Cwgrlup]

Was it stunned or did they think it was another idiot actor putting out one more political opinion and no one cares what it is.

[@JackSquat54]

He makes me feel like blazing a fattie. But i quit that years ago, but listening to Woodie is almost as good as a contact high through my TV .

[@RocksNRuts4]

they were afraid to clap when he said he was pro gun too lol

[@NightwatchN8]

And that's when they realized .. They were the punchline 🤯

[@frogsoda]

​@@Cwgrlup Nah. They were stunned.

[@jpete3027666]

The nervous chuckles from a few in the audience was gold! 😂

[@TelmoAmaro]

You can't feel the uneasiness in the air of both "were we that dumb?" combined with "oh my, we shouldn't make jokes about vaccine mandates"

[@SuperStruct]

What about the confident "woo!"s when mentioning anarchists and marxism... 5:16

[@RocksNRuts4]

why r non politicians afraid to laugh at the truth, i find that so weak n odd

[@NightwatchN8]

That's when they realized .. They were the punchline 🤯

[@danielheartfire614]

Most if not all of them took the jab. They know their time is or may be short and do not like it being said.

[@jubraka]

He slapped the whole audience in the face.... that was magic

[@mindyschocolate]

Or the audience was being super polite to the drunkard.

[@joeburinskas8672]

Those of us with brains beg to differ

[@circleofmamas]

The whole world.

[@bigpuma444]

@@mindyschocolate Show us where the mean man hurt you.

[@theGovernmentHatesYou]

He slapped them in the face with a big ole truthcock.

[@bosstheory9873]

Woody seems happy and definitely doesn’t seem ready to hurt himself

[@noturfather1106]

Hillary stay away!

[@jiujitsuguy74]

@@noturfather1106PharmaCartel* Or are the Clintons bought into Pharma?

[@noturfather1106]

@@jiujitsuguy74 Clinton's are the hitmen of the societal elites. Anyone who might endanger those who went to epstiens Island or who gets proceeds from the covid vaccines is protected by their genius "suicide man" who makes even the most unlikely case be ruled a suicide instead of murder. A presidential aide tied by the neck to a tree with extension cord shoots himself in the chest with a shotgun but has no powder burns on his shirt and the guns 30 feet away when they find it. All on a heifer farm owned by a friend of the Clintons

[@12yearssober]

Sorry to hear about his untimely demise

[@ericortega1745]

@@12yearssober . don't

[@zoobrizz]

And the crowd went Silent. This is best SNL 🔥☝️monologue I’ve ever watched

[@jieli4589]

He also led to the final joke by saying there are dumb people who don’t know they are dumb😂

[@steveperreira5850]

Of course they went silent, most of the people in the audience are “God‘s chosen people“ and nothing they believe in more than doctor prescribed pharmaceuticals, these people also known as “hypochondriacs”

[@anthonymazzei7824]

Best part of his monolog was the audiences silence

[@CSWRB]

Yep. He’s giving them truth pills and they don’t know what to say or how to react.

[@scruffy5812]

Too scared to laugh at something they weren’t told to laugh at

[@MichaelWilliams85]

Must be New York City

[@petercampbell3579]

They don’t know what to do because they realize he makes perfect sense and that they’ve all been duped!! Same people will say “I don’t know how all those people got on a train back in the 30’s” willfully ignorant is what I call them😎🤙

[@sbs.2759]

Their brains were working too hard trying their damnedest to determine if it was satire, political or just comedy. Don’t tell them it was all of the above!

[@tammyrogers9129]

Woody nailed it!

[@aulvinduergard9952]

And the media proved his point by attacking him immediately afterwards. 🤣

[@deadreckoning6288]

I actually love that people get attacked by the thought police for speaking truth because it focuses attention on said truth and proves his point. Genius monolouge by Woody.

[@capncake8837]

He didn’t explicitly say he meant COVID, but then the media made that jump for us. Amazing job, MSM.

[@annierudy6275]

Exactly right. Almost like… we’re seen that happen before. 🤔

[@Omgsh68]

@@capncake8837 what else is "can't leave the house without taking their drugs" supposed to mean. That's not a leap, it's not even a skip.

[@leagarner3675]

@@deadreckoning6288 Criticism for bizarre, random, projections isn't thought police. It's what happens when you come down and realize those profound thoughts you had were kinda silly.

[@victorvolobuev507]

Gold, pure and simple. I was laughing when the audience went oddly silent.

[@Stanley.77]

"Hey, wait...he's talking about *us!"* Not so much as a nervous chuckle! 😂 Now, *that* was priceless! I'd have loved to have been in that audience, but since I wasn't foolish enough to be a human guineapig for big pharma, I don't reckon I'd have been allowed in!

[@leob4403]

​@@Stanley.77this was in 2023, do they still have vaccine passes in 2023 ?

[@tonyelliott5000]

​@leob4403 does that change the absolute absurdity of the crowd finally realizing they've been lied to from a Cheers alum? Also, that should point out how unnecessary it is if a Vax admission isn't even needed for an almost half a century TV program on one of the oldest running broadcast networks?

[@joshuafrank3803]

Cleverly done. The audience didn't know what to do with it which made it even funnier.

[@borisjankovici662]

They know they aren't allowed to laugh at that. It's not in their playbook. They have to be told what is funny and what is not funny by the government. It's why SNL has been so awful for so long.

[@johnscribb6731]

It went over their head

[@CSWRB]

What would you expect since I’d guess 99% of them succumbed to the plot scrip propaganda and got vaccinated.

[@73NF14Ret]

@@johnscribb6731just like about any true statement does.

[@CSWRB]

@@TheWraith7 But they did prevent people from being able to travel where they wanted and they fired people for not wanting to take an experimental drug that’s got zero long term studies and doesn’t even prevent the spread of disease. You remember that don’t cha because the rest of us do. So does Woody and that’s why he’s using comedy as truth pills. Sad how the audience was not able to laugh. By the way, isn’t it time for your 19th booster?

[@vancesnyder2426]

Woody encapsulated what has happened these past 2 years in a short paragraph. Bold and Beautiful. About that new script...

[@cooljazz8]

Woody's got some loose screws, but he'll be alright. He's got 70 million dollars to protect him. All you need to do is look at the graph of "daily new deaths in the US" on worldometers. The numbers of deaths were going up like a rocket in November and December of 2020. Then the vaccines were made available in the middle of December (before FDA authorization). A couple of weeks later, the numbers of daily new deaths suddenly drop like a rock. That reduction in deaths is from the effect of the vaccines. That's the proof that they work. Later rises in deaths in August 2021 and January 2022 were due to lots of people giving up on precautions.

[@dsfs17987]

notice the deafening silence...

[@greatcornholio5541]

He’s upset that films/Hollywood are still mandating mask, testing, and vaccine/boosters for the crews. He said I can get away without wearing a mask because I’m a star but they can’t, he’s actually trying to look out for the little man/woman/he/she/they/them/ ect. ect.

[@jeffb8562]

Sadly, it’s now been 3 long years. And after seeing the results of the 22 midterms, the Democrats are absolutely brainwashed. The big cities are out of control.

[@kbanghart]

​@@greatcornholio5541 haha except he comes across as a loony anti-vaxxer, so sad. Although if he's really been drinking as much as he says he is, I'm not surprised.

[@bishmayoung]

And just like that he was never seen again in Hollywood or on SNL. Absolutely a true legend.

[@juleeh.2603]

Fact!

[@yuothineyesasian]

It was a Ricky Gervais "last time hosting" moment.

[@Flex_offendor]

100% worth it. SNL is dead anyway

[@Radjammin]

Sunday's headline: NPC's turn on Woody. Declared alt right Yahtzee.

[@cicalinarrot]

A pothead spreading his paranoid conspiracy theories. That's what you've witnessed.

[@OAwesomeO]

Woody has always been so charismatic and charming. Thanks for standing up to the system. All performers today act like they are rebels, while supporting every mainstream pushed idea and message to the letter... Woody showed real guts here, this is one of the many reasons we love him.

[@TheSmartLawyer]

😂

[@TheSmartLawyer]

💯

[@seanforrest7991]

The audience's nervous, quiet laughter of his final punchline was everything. I hope people realize how this took guts, and Woody was awesome to cut through the walls of bullshit.

[@taylorsessions4143]

I know that the comments section is a place for never ending arguments, and I am not here to participate in that. I don't want any contention, I genuinely just want to ask you what part of this speech took "guts"? From my perspective he simply stated a lot of things that are widely accepted today and the audience cheered him on the entire time. I heard that his speech upset people but it doesn't seem to be very upsetting to too many...

[@deadsirius3531]

what punchline? was there a punchline? I swear people are seeing things I'm not seeing here

[@deadsirius3531]

wait I get it now, nevermind

[@edwin8055]

@@taylorsessions4143 He spoke the truth. The truth the closed minded and blind of this world refuse to believe or dont have the ability to see. When someone main stream says it, it then becomes believable to those still asleep in the matrix.

[@luckyluc25]

@@taylorsessions4143 What do you mean widely accepted? So Dems now accept the studies from a year ago by Stanford and Johns Hopkins that states the vaccine NEVER stopped the spread, and that getting vaccinated should never have been mandated as it does not stop you from both getting it, or receiving it, and getting others sick? Lockdown most likely made the spread worse, according to John's Hopkins. We know that Pfizer NEVER tested to even see if it would stop transmission, yet you Dems spewed it for 2 years. And Stanford said anything less than an N95 mask, you might as well be wearing toilet paper on your face as cloth and Fake nurse masks have the same filtration rate and NEVER stopped you from getting Covid. They accept all that? You're joking, right? Dems are so gullible to Misinformation suggestion that's it's weird. Dems have destroyed our country and still think they are better when they are worse than Trump ever was.

[@maxwilm76]

This is the most I’ve watched snl in 20 years

[@anamariamadau6602]

Same

[@markmorris76]

TRUTH

[@borisjankovici662]

There is SO MUCH good material related to these topics and everything in this administration, but they won't touch it. Because they are biased.

[@Seldomheardabout]

You must be so edgy. Do you also tell people to cope?

[@jackburton7062]

@@Seldomheardabout do you REEEEEEEEE alot?

[@patchesPstinkleT]

That was the mildest monologue ever compared to what the media made it out to be. Almost like he just prove his point about the media 🤔🤫🫡

[@jenniegem5338]

IKR I was hoping for something more

[@vickiroberts3469]

Exactly!

[@megaham1552]

He just said what you want to hear that's all

[@USMCasper]

@@megaham1552 Yes. We like the truth. The entire reason you have a problem with it. Completely destroys the narrative pushed by yourself and MSM.

[@take7upyours822]

Ikr lol. You have to really be reaching to get a conspiracy out of this. Like, get a sense of humor.

[@danblaize5742]

Comedians, the last of the best of our society. 1. Self deprecating to be “allowed” to tell the story. 2. Story set up to build anticipation for the script (you want them to listen). 3. Drug tie in to set up the punchline (important to take the sting out of the message) 4. The guy calling himself dumb is the smartest in the room Talent.

[@jahintoodeep2321]

👌🏾

[@jacksquatt6082]

It's genuinely a lost art, and only courage and wit can bring it back.

[@boatbaby8896]

Love the audience silence at the ‘cartel’ joke.

[@stomptheelites]

yep, that says it all.🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑

[@salduran9691]

guaranteed 100% of the audience took part in the cartel's dealings...got a friend who laughed at me for not wanting to take in the cartel's product. Now that she is having heart issues, suddenly, "yea, I'm not going to take any more of these cartel wonder products."

[@FreeAmerican2024]

The audience probably all wear a mask in their car alone and have 5 boosters.

[@hereweare9011]

I took and laughed.

[@mikeheenan9608]

Remember when SNL got an exemption to the Covid lockdowns early on to have an audience? I forget how they did it. It was some NY loophole.

[@bluesslider76]

Audiences reaction was so telling. Glad he was up there, giving them truth.

[@mickjaegerguano4809]

They were hooting and hollering like seals.. then immediately got very quiet when he begins the "script". 😂🤟🤣

[@andrewmiller1761]

I wonder how many people in the audience didn't get the punchline lol

[@johnxxx5085]

@@andrewmiller1761 Yeah...back to the part about dumb folk not knowing that they are dumb!

[@k9px]

@@andrewmiller1761 i don't know about the punch but they certainly got the jab

[@jimijefferson82]

@@andrewmiller1761 99% two laughed.

[@WoeIsLee]

How quickly the manufactured crowd got real silent. Brings joy to my ears.

[@cooljazz8]

Woody's floating in clouds, but he'll be alright. All you need to do is look at the graph of "daily new deaths in the US." The numbers of deaths were going up like a rocket in November and December of 2020. Then the vaccines were made available in the middle of December (before FDA authorization). A couple of weeks later, the numbers of daily new deaths suddenly drop like a rock. That reduction in deaths is from the effect of the vaccines. That's the proof that they work. Later rises in deaths in August 2021 and January 2022 were due to lots of people giving up on precautions.

[@Revolutionizetheworkingclass]

I didn't know about this until my boss told me, I assume it was in the news. You called the crowd "manufactured". I'm assuming you've read Manufacturing Consent!

[@NeuroPulse]

And the fact that there were cheers for Marxism. We're on a bad road.

[@WoeIsLee]

@@Revolutionizetheworkingclass No, I just know enough about SNL and shows like it, that its all fake, mediocre comedy with a crowd thats told to laugh. SNL hasnt been good since at least the 90s, its all like bottom of the barrel, weak material, yet its as strong as ever.......supposedly, and shows like mad tv not only go extinct but the people who acted in them are almost blacklisted from acting, then again, I've seen humanity, I've seen them vote for practically a corpse and be happy about it so. In the end, everything is just an agenda to make us dumber, and more........sedated.

[@Fiveash-Art]

@@WoeIsLee mad tv sucked too

[@yourneighbor2567]

It's always exhilarating and joyful when the truth slips through the cracks like a ray of sunshine through the dark clouds. I salute Woody Harrelson for putting his career and reputation on the line to point out the obvious. He took a beating from corporate media, but nobody can ever take away his bravery and self-sacrifice to call out the tyranny that has swept over the masses in our current times.

[@subparbabayaga3122]

Bruh, bravery and self sacrifice?😭😂 he didn’t fucking go to war, the man went on SNL, the multi millionaire went on snl and ran his mouth, nothing brave about this, he’s a moron 😭🤷🏽‍♂️😂

[@blacklight4460]

And you stole my avatar photo.😉

[@StunBuns]

What truth?

[@snoop_diggity_dogg6059]

@@StunBuns - The truth that if you're standing on the dock and yell 'fuck that alligator' before diving in (after being warned against it), an 11 foot monster will be waiting for you. Tommie Woody-word.

[@BawlBag]

@@StunBuns watch the video..

[@MrHejke]

I love the nervous laugh after "who is gonna believe that?".

[@klakkinkittykat]

it sounded like a forced laugh coz he was with jesus in the clouds

[@Jordad_7]

He starts by saying “the last time I did SNL was around thanks giving 2019, and you will not believe what happened right after the show” then proceeds to talk about “the script” he read. GENIUS! Absolute genius .

[@LeroyBraun]

Sadly, the joke is on all who let this happen.

[@dmc3489]

@@LeroyBraun Let what happen?

[@mathermp]

​@@dmc3489let the drug cartels dictate how societies let people live. Duh!

[@gypsys]

@@LeroyBraun it's about time the truth did happen. Wake up.

[@MrMcgooOG]

@@dmc3489 your ignorant

[@indythinker20]

I'm surprised but appreciative that SNL actually posted his monologue on YT. Way to go Woody. Others in Hollywood, time to step up and speak out. Follow his lead.

[@NightwatchN8]

I think the time has come when they have to in order to remain at all relevant

[@existentialhangover1124]

I guess for all the tards that need a celebrity to influence what they should believe. I still appreciate his speaking out about it. The damage is done, though.

[@alessiomatzuzzi846]

Oh! So now we are in a Place where we appreciate SNL cause they post something "controversial"?

[@leob4403]

​@@alessiomatzuzzi846beggars cant be choosers

[@cheryldahl9192]

Wow the audience went silent towards the end there... lol That was the best part.

[@donreed]

Meanwhile, the Saturday Night Live cretins think that 4,000 people having been instantly financially ruined / condemned to a premature death --- by slow-acting chemical poisoning thanks to a train explosion --- is somehow "funny."

[@caelachyt]

Yeah, they realized they've been played.

[@Chaggy1978]

@@caelachyt Sheeple are easily fooled.

[@stevenroach1800]

Yes, silent until the punchline, then they laughed. That's how jokes work.

[@jlambe19]

Too many vaccine loving liberals in NY to get that joke,

[@Paradisegirl58]

I met Woody Harrelson and what you is what you get…..very genuine

[@mightmave]

how long was this meeting for you to conclude he is a genuine guy? seems like you'd have to know him for years to know something so personal.

[@BatmanHQYT]

The awkwardness of this made it a hundred times funnier. I love Woody. EDIT: Aight folks I gotta clear something up: I don't roll with any of the antivax bullshit in these comments, this was just about his spectacularly bizarre delivery of the monologue itself and the vibe of the video. Looks like this comment section has been brigaded by these conspiracy wingnuts with their typical axe to grind against "evil Hollywood" and the "evil government" and the like. Take your persecution complex somewhere else.

[@cowel8734]

Reminds me of Norm Macdonald. Both legends

[@R1GAMBLER]

you can hear the cognitive dissonance in the audience!

[@BLOXKAFELLARECORDS]

JX100 MUSIC 🎶

[@sjs1555]

Awkwardness? He f-ing bombed.

[@seroogyw6238]

@@sjs1555Wasn’t it funny how he was so right about the Drug companies forcing you to buy drugs and stay home!! 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

[@jeremylanier4743]

That joke could be targeting either side at face value. Superb delivery. The reaction of the media is the answer to the meaning. Probably one of the most intricate and clever jokes I have heard in a long while.

[@victorvolobuev507]

I seem to see only one side… the big pharma side. What’s the other one?

[@careyuhl2601]

@@victorvolobuev507small farma

[@BuckNasty333]

This dude is a legend and has more cojones than most. He's like a hippie dark knight. Maybe not the hero we asked for, but definitely the one we needed lol

[@dahoss5405]

Woody is two years behind the rest of us who have been saying this all along while having our social media accounts suspended or terminated.

[@-Siculus-Hort-]

@@dahoss5405 yes. but sometimes it takes a hammer. but you are very right.

[@Bluefairy513]

@@dahoss5405 You too? Facebook jail is my permanent residence.

[@aljirou29]

Nah we have plenty of populist heroes you geniuses just think President Trump is a tyrant and the real tyrant received 81 million votes. Thanks for catching up though. Now work on an apology with some humility and we can defeat the actual tyranny together. For the love of all that is good and holy, please work on your judgment. It can cost all of us our freedom if exercised poorly out of pride and ego. Arrogance plus ignorance doesn't get anyone into the club. For prime example...see Bill Maher. Still believes Trump told people to inject bleach among many other untruths.

[@aljirou29]

Same people who advised you on COVID and the "vaccines" also told you "most secure election in U.S. history!" and "armed insurrection!" Check out the massive, massive fraud in Maricopa County. Well documented. Multi-year investigation. Hobbs was bribed. 20 states involved plus the Sinaloa cartel. John Thaler and Jacqueline Breger. Testimony last week in front of Arizona State Senate plus Col. Mills and Ivan Raiklin. Clint Curtis a couple weeks earlier on the vulnerability of machines. Credentials all have up the wazoo. God bless you and yours.

[@tlazo997]

I love Woody even more now 💯

[@B-Rad-Ry]

I can't believe my eyes and ears! Woody is the man

[@jraddd3477]

JFK or John H. Wood probably didn't think so

[@Max-zv8hm]

Keep rockin, buddy. Let’s Organize, us normies. Not even kidding

[@zzUnoHoozz]

First monologue containing this much truth in this show's history. Thanks Woody!

[@uniqueweirdo1403]

I'm guessing you didn't hear Dave Chappelle's and or Bill Burr's monologue.

[@leob4403]

​@@uniqueweirdo1403norm mcdonald?

[@mlwilliam213]

This man is a legend

[@barne3668]

if he wasn't already he's legend status was just confirmed...Woody!!!!

[@of-Israel]

You ever stop to wonder why SNL let him say that?

[@NightwatchN8]

handled the audience like a boss 😎

[@jayramsey8212]

Woody knew he was about to piss off just about everyone in that audience, as well as everyone backstage. He doesn't give a shit what they think. Well done.

[@ajgrant94]

Nobody in the audience was pissed off. The exact opposite. It was not only something they know as truth but what they're all thinking they wish they had platform to say. What planet you from???

[@kbanghart]

​@@ajgrant94 yeah we're like what? Woody's had a lot to drink LOL

[@cooljazz8]

Nobody's pissed off. Just sad that Woody drank the kool-aid.

[@jayramsey8212]

@@ajgrant94 Ever been to NYC? Unpopular opinion there. Cast and Lorne M. are already on record saying they don't agree.

[@lanidrac777]

@@cooljazz8 You are drinking tyrants melted boots. My family went to 6 funerals last year, and three of our family members are now riddled with cancer. Its not a coincidence. Guess which family members have the best health right now? The ones who didnt partake in the medical mafias plans.

[@clayjones8890]

Your ratings would be thru the roof if you continued to have guests like this!

[@NightwatchN8]

Otherwise they'll remain completely irrelevant

[@Montuckymadness406]

If there’s one celeb I get to meet before kicking the bucket it’s Woody. This guy is so genuine.

[@riparianlife97701]

I yelled at him for trying to stomp snow off his boots while I was trying to get lucky with an actress in the basement.

[@tomsouther7292]

Watching the band members faces is my favorite part. Watching them laughing when the crowd is awkwardly silent is priceless. Woody is the man!!

[@anthonylentini-jv1yj]

They didn’t so much as crack a smile though 😂😅

[@flyoverstateresident2890]

Lincoln Project looks like amateur's by comparison.

[@HeavyHeartsShow]

I think you have it backwards. The audience laughed the whole time; the bandmates didn’t laugh at the last joke much because that one was on them.

[@devinmichaelroberts9954]

otherway around bud.. audience laughing and the band just staring for some reason

[@cicalinarrot]

For spreading the same conspiracy theories my divorced uncle reads on whatsapp groups? Pot has clearly damaged his brain. Just like Bill Maher's.

[@Jade10122]

This was a “Ricky Gervais” moment on SNL. I’ve always liked Woody. Tells it like it is.

[@KeepPrayingCA]

That’s what I was thinking!

[@katywoliver1298]

Ricky Gervais is also awful.

[@Stlonewolf]

Big Parma, are the biggest cartel.LMAO

[@Carl_Grissom_Sr]

@@katywoliver1298Because he’s honest?

[@SimpleManGuitars1973]

@@katywoliver1298 You don't think Ricky Gervais is funny at the Golden Globes? Like if you didn't have a clue who he was personally and you just heard his jokes there you honestly wouldn't laugh?

[@basilrose]

That's some Norm MacDonald level subversive humor right there

[@r.pmcmurphy6693]

The revolution will be televised, but who is paying attention 🤔

[@leaheames8995]

Norms clapping with Jesus! Norm: See they are coming out of that weird trance!

[@cicalinarrot]

Yup, the same level of pothead conspiracist and unintentionally fascist as Norm. And don't get me wrong, I laughed at this and I love Norm's humour but he used to spread the worst bullshit, like the fabricated story of Clinton killing a guy.

[@warpartyattheoutpost4987]

I wish this humor was the norm.

[@jholland404]

Sounds like a plot that should ONLY be in a movie! Unfortunately millions of people hypnotized into hypochondria have made it real life. Like Nancy Reagan told us all, "Just say NO!" How did so many people forget?... probably the weed.

[@Acandlelitfuneral]

He spoke truth about the Zombies in this Zombieland. Much love Woody

[@drericmintz]

Only tuned into SNL to watch Woody and this was well worth it. Loved how the audience was silent and didn’t know what to do. Woody is the GOAT

[@rogwheel]

They knew EXACTLY what to do. He wasn’t funny and spewed conspiracy laced nonsense

[@tdestroyer4780]

This is what happens when all comedy on TV is completely and totally 1 sided. Anything different is considered evil and hate. HERESY!

[@rogwheel]

@@tdestroyer4780 speaking of “anything different is considered evil and hate”, Ron DeSantis, the master of right wing cancel culture and censorship, sez “hold my beer”

[@Knulppage]

They did know what to do. They only laugh when things are funny. This was very uninspired.

[@bbushong67]

@@Knulppage They didn't have a clue...

[@danoriordan8044]

Woody used that platform of his in front of a very blue audience. Well done and probably the longest I've watched SNL in at least 10 years.

[@NightwatchN8]

Same! a work of genius

[@user-bj1mx2ip1c]

First time SNL made me laugh in 10 years while enjoying actual truth.

[@johnowens5342]

His wife saying "think of all the people that don't know they are dumb" goes great with the ending.

[@1979WURST]

Really doesn't though, unless...unless you're one of those his wife is speaking of.

[@johnowens5342]

@@1979WURST it goes perfectly if you are laughing at the idiots that he is mocking. If you didn't notice this is a comedy sketch that mocked the democrat response to COVID and put it in the context of them not knowing how dumb they were.

[@jordaneglis7380]

@@johnowens5342people are in such denial they got f**ked over 😂

[@unicornL]

The best part? The faces of the people behind him as he goes off the monologue script. 😅😅😅

[@JohnBoyJoy]

the girl with the guitar looked like she was fuming inside lol

[@marlajohnson3736]

Oh my gosh yes it was priceless.

[@rachelclifton3613]

Didn’t notice anything…how can you see their faces in the dark?

[@AlphaMachina]

@@rachelclifton3613 Your brightness/gamma are set far too low on your monitor/tv if you can't see them in the back.

[@photobia6593]

​@@JohnBoyJoy she had a poker face right from the start to be honest.

[@GeorgyneLaLone]

God bless Woody for saying what many of us think.

[@elzippo488]

Not enough of us, brainwashed sheep make up the majority of SNL fans and the Country. Same with the Jimmy Kimmel Crowd.

[@unloveableandre]

you can think whatever you want, just need to stand by it, and deal with the consequences. go ahead! say it!

[@megaham1552]

Some not many

[@mac76239]

​@@unloveableandre Ok I'll say it, he's right. Take your blood clot Vax without your fascist ideals of shutting people down with different opinions and forcing others to take the vax. If it's so effective and you have it, why worry about people who don't?

[@mac76239]

​@@megaham1552 Many Americans believe it. Just you snl Muppets don't lol

[@Rubyeddie1]

Loved it! SNL usually sucks, but he actually brought some truth to the program. 👏👏👏👏

[@Niez886]

Why because you get offended when they make fun of your hero?

[@remoevans7847]

@@Niez886 Being obsessed with any one person/thing 24/7 must be a miserable and sad existence.

[@eckyx9019]

​@@remoevans7847 Pity him .....its all he has.

[@rod272727]

Yup

[@rod272727]

Yup

[@truckstopsuperstar2451]

The crowd went silent in fear, knowing that they were not allowed to think against the plan. Woody is awesome.

[@tacotruck2595]

I think they were waiting for the punchline that never came…

[@casthedemon]

​@@tacotruck2595except they were there. It came early.

[@Robby_Rob]

@@tacotruck2595the punchline was you bud 😂

[@wescardwell1912]

I liked how he started with some people are so dumb they don’t know they’re dumb. Then how he eluded to being forced to take a drug and being locked up. Hahaha. Brilliant!!

[@fuselifestyle6458]

Comedic genius. There was much truth in his monolog.

[@sakuraba86]

"Alluded"

[@geekbro6265]

Yet where tf was he when those people were being forced to take the jab pretty easy to speak up after the fact

[@angru5oklok]

​@geekbro6265 for some it's a journey. Wasn't for me.

[@swankiman]

alluded*

[@phoenyxpetersen4551]

It's brilliant! Not only does he speak truth to power in the final punchline(s). But he oh so cleverly introduces the idea of patterns and ppl being so dumb they don't even know that they are dumb, while you don't even know where he's taking it. And then, bam! Killing it, like a Natural Born Killer!! 👏👏👏

[@lukaskidd4621]

Exactly. You have to level with these idiots because they're too brainwashed. They practically worship that sad excuse for a vaccine. Thank God for Woody.

[@megaham1552]

That includes you too right?

[@phoenyxpetersen4551]

@@megaham1552 what do you mean? If you refer to his monologue, it's true, I did not see where he was going with this. About the past 2+ years - I did see from the beginning on that the virus scare was being used to make profit and to bring in more control. Been screaming it from the rooftops from June 2020 on, and got ridiculed and vilified for this. That's why I am very grateful to see truth being spoken more and more.

[@lukaskidd4621]

@@megaham1552 Well, I'm pretty dumb, yeah - just not dumb enough to trust a quasi-mandatory vaccine, lol. I'm simply smart enough not to trust compulsory pseudoscience. Also, there's a reason the "liberal" SNL audience clapped when the script mentioned Marxism. If you don't know what I'm getting at there's no hope for ya buddy. Good luck, though.

[@sweetest247]

@@phoenyxpetersen4551 😂 🤣

[@jeffturner5330]

Finally, after all these years, something worth watching on snl.

[@blahblah4129]

Agree. The show has become too political for my taste.

[@TheRedcroatian]

@@blahblah4129 I agree, mainstream shitshow to be more exact :)

[@take7upyours822]

Agree. Good humor punches in all directions. Not just cheap shots.

[@NightwatchN8]

They're desperate to remain relevant 🤣

[@lynnjacobs9885]

Yes! Sure nothing funny there anymore.

[@sharinawatkins6739]

we’re going to start seeing more of this, now that people aren’t scared to say what they’ve been thinking the whole time.

[@LostinMIA]

I was living in Utah...heck everyone was saying it the whole time since the 1st day! lol

[@davidhorowitz4037]

Little late for that

[@maklame3318]

lol yeah great after all is said and done and the cartel profited now people will speak out. Almost like its by design.

[@won2phuckme]

Exactly...If you stand for nothing you fall for anything. If you are not a leader, your life is being led for you. A scary world when a flock of sheep are so quiet, you can hear a pin drop, after the best act I personally ever saw on SNL. We truly live in a country, where people are ok with being dragged by a leash, thinking inside the "politically correct box" haha, and wearing blindfolds..SMH

[@kbanghart]

​@@XAJUSS exactly, shut down MAGA

[@joeclark7559]

I loved the reaction of those in the band behind him. The guy directly behind gave a gentle chuckle, but the female behind looked sour as those lines came out of Woody's mouth. LOL Loved it.

[@joesnausageface8414]

I noticed the same thing. I bet she’s a real thrill to be around. Works on a “comedy” show and doesn’t own a sense of humor.

[@RocksNRuts4]

reminded me of woman i saw at the car dealer when a news anchor said we need more parenting, she looked up n was disgusted, why would that disgust you? its fn true!!!! 100% a liberal no doubt

[@syd5604]

no literallyyyy i thought she was a mannequin for a minute

[@hardcorecasual6608]

Brilliant from Woody, imagine how many people felt embarrassed during that moment. 🤣

[@barne3668]

alot! and confused too. they're all in denial. this monologue will go down in history of one of teh best in SNL history.

[@HoldenNY22]

@@barne3668 Not onlyh in SNL History, but I think if the World even has a History, if we are able to pull back from the Gates of total Insanity and Self-Destruction, one of the most important Politcal Speeches of the 21st Century.

[@vladimirofsvalbard9477]

I really don't think they got it, because their entire audience and staff are braindead.

[@SLAMBANGO]

And henceforth there was a great culling; where all those who imposed lockdowns fell first, then the ones who mutilated children, and finally all those who imposed vaccines or ventilators... they all fell, one by one, in a bloody revolt that lasted almost a decade - or you can slowly lose your nation like little red-white-and-blue cucks.

[@JCEE7737]

@@HoldenNY22 imagine being this deluded

[@Minesbiggerthanyours1]

Woody spoke the truth and the media went ballistic

[@Strider1Wilco]

they wouldn't have gotten this on my radar if they didn't talk about it

[@tor3699]

Defense mechanism engage

[@kbanghart]

Actually y'all are feeding the media.

[@bernardfearon45]

The media acted as if they were working for pharmaceutical companies 🤷‍♂️

[@kbanghart]

@@bernardfearon45 lol

[@MrJohnnyLondon]

That was beautiful Woody. 'Who would believe a script like that..?' Beautiful.

[@MR-nl8xr]

Pffffffft, yea, like the government would ever allow something like that to happen. Now, where'd I put that link to the 2020 cnn videos of a CDC Director approving of curfews??

[@tash_tash711cr6]

Exactly ..who would believe such a script ? Genius💉💉💉💉

[@InvisibleRen]

It went right over my head, as well as the other comments until I saw this one. Now I get why people weren’t laughing. Either they missed the allegory and don’t find druggie/alcoholic jokes funny or they understood the allegory and don’t find anti-vaxx/COVID-conspiracy jokes based on false equivalencies funny.

[@Sarconthewolf]

@@InvisibleRen I bet you still wear a mask like the rest of the sheep LOL

[@schrodingersgat4344]

@@Sarconthewolf Outside, alone...in a tent.

[@shanenoel1270]

Why did everyone make such a big deal about Woody's monologue? It was great!!!! He's the best they've had on SNL in a decade. It was definitely worth watching. Woody keeps ii real...kudos my man!

[@THE_KlNG]

My favorite part was when no one laughed because he was calling them out

[@sketchyemailer101]

Or because he didn't convey his point in a funny way. I think even the people who agreed with him, didn't find it funny, it was just commentary.

[@HelpMeFindTheseSongs]

​@@sketchyemailer101 exactly. Delivery is what matters. Give this exact script to Dave Chappelle and we'd be laughing our butts off.

[@wileecoyoteee9416]

I don't even think the deliveries were that bad; that was just, not a good crowd imo. I was actually pretty surprised that (almost) no one laughed in a few different spots. People seem to be really heavily influenced by laughter (hence laugh tracks being put in every show lol), and when there's a dud crowd like this, I think it makes some people go "Oh. It must not have been funny then". It's like when you see videos of live concerts sometimes where the band is giving a great show, and the front rows are just standing there still, almost looking bored. Sometimes it's just a "dead" crowd 🤷🏻‍♂️ Was it Richard Pryor or George Carlin level delivery? No. Was it bad? Not really imo. It was alright. I think the "dead" crowd made it seem worse

[@cooljazz8]

People didn't laugh because it was just a stupid anti vax message. Woody's got some loose screws.

[@patrickkinnear8625]

​@@cooljazz8 I miss when the left was aware of how corrupt the government and big pharma were, and didn't trip over themselves to defend them in the face of blatant corruption and incompetence.

[@molallamerica896]

Woody just made SNL relevant again! For one night.

[@Unagi884]

Dave Chappelle and Steve Martin/Martin Short were also recently great…

[@SweetPicklenation]

1 nite!!

[@Ottophil]

Its been relevant for 50 years dummy

[@billf9847]

Uhhhhhhh nooot

[@dawoool]

For one joke of one monologue.

[@mr.fibonacci6292]

a brave man for speaking the truth. SO much respect!

[@murphyandotherstuff6884]

The fact that dozens of people across the country were watching this is awesome!

[@williamkirschner8216]

You may be correct about the TV audience being small , but not anymore. Great stuff that man.

[@fyou2327]

Hahaha, dozens.

[@chuckfrazier2007]

The funniest moment was when he explained the script and nobody laughed. Hilarious!!

[@blahblah4129]

hahaha

[@andyharpist2938]

Yes. What was going through all those idiot minds at that time?

[@vladim73]

Absolutely 💯 Cause it's the sad truth we all have known all along!

[@scottfrost8956]

Lmaooo it’s such a fact!

[@Dr_GraysGhost_420]

Probably cuz it’s not funny

[@SO-if3yn]

Woody is a legend.

[@Zodroo_Tint]

From now on.

[@MR-nl8xr]

Can't wait for his movie.

[@tarapayne4945]

Word❤

[@BLOXKAFELLARECORDS]

Yoo.. I'm JX100

[@dmc3489]

Check out Woody's father...

[@starepiernikowe]

He nailed it, and the silent disoriented audience is priceless.

[@baileescott401]

My reaction was less than the audience... this story was entirely pointless

[@mohammedwaheed4441]

"People are dumb" George Carlin

[@Squidgy55]

@@baileescott401 Yet accurate... Buyers remorse is ugly.

[@ΕιρήνηΟύμα]

Yes he did nail it, but the audience's silence is plain sad...

[@lasshrugged]

The audience wasn't sure if they were allowed to laugh or not.

[@jasondelvaux3036]

5:58 - Woody nailed it. I'm just not sure a New York audience is ready to hear it.

[@sol1120]

After two years, they’ll never be ready. Fact is, an unbelievable amount of blind dummies out there

[@Una-Sana-Canton]

They didn't get it

[@existentialhangover1124]

Never underestimate the power of denial.

[@OllieCat7]

Brilliant. Truth to power through humor.

[@chiarosuburekeni9325]

This was a masterclass in monologuing. It’s so brilliantly crafted that you don’t even need to agree with the stance to appreciate it.

[@ExaltedWarrior]

Real comedy speaks truth to power, and Woody is a real comedian. Kudos.

[@kevinparker2409]

It'd be better if it was funny

[@spencergsmith]

@@kevinparker2409it’d be better if every true thing he said hadn’t happened over the past 3 years, yet here we are

[@ExaltedWarrior]

@@kevinparker2409 agreed

[@Juan_rivera]

Meh real comedy is funny. Truth to power still needs punchlines

[@ExaltedWarrior]

@@Juan_rivera true

[@superjeffstanton]

Finally some SNL worth watching

[@alphavegas1]

Edgy 🙄

[@aedaed7238]

​@@alphavegas1 you sound vaccinated

[@futurSPU]

The one with Dave Chappelle is great as well

[@alphavegas1]

@@aedaed7238 You sound retarded

[@george.s.8491]

@@aedaed7238 😂

[@lulugallo7032]

Absolutely love Woody! Its really refreshing to see this side of him. On the screen & off he's a breath of fresh air. Thank you Woody you all around rock!

[@NickelCityPixels]

I like how the Cartel joke is actually a call back to the joke about dumb people not knowing how dumb they are. And the fact that the audience seems to agree.

[@HoldenNY22]

I didn't even realize that to yhour comment. You should listen to NYU Media Professor Mark Crispin Miller whose Specializes in Propaganda. MCM points out that Propaganda issn';t something that happens in Nazi Germany or the Soviet Union, but right here in the USA. He has a lot to say about the COVID Narrative and other issues like 9/11.

[@emhartung]

Do you mean they are in apparent agreement by their lack of reaction to the punch line?

[@MR-nl8xr]

It's crazy how the audience got reeeeeeeal quiet because they were like: " wait a minute, that sounds a lot like what Pfizee[Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep] -This comment is having technical difficulties. Please return at a later time. (Message brought to you by Pfizer Corp.)

[@CarlAquaForce]

​@HoldenNY22 thank you for the info. This is what we need to do, spread the message 💪

[@realWesThompson]

No it’s not, the dumb people are the audience. They agree that the drugs aren’t forced on them because they are willing to take it.

[@Snatchystashy]

Way to go Woody! We need more people like him to spread the true message.

[@Liam-lw4qz]

We don’t need anyone

[@lemurianchick]

@@Liam-lw4qz You sound fully quacksinated. 🦆

[@rummy-vm6hv]

@@Liam-lw4qz we need your soft mouth

[@elihathaway6784]

@@Liam-lw4qz - You would be surprised how many people still buy the official narrative with covid, Jan. 6th and everything else.

[@NightwatchN8]

And that's when audience realized .. They were the punchline 🤯

[@phyllisstar7658]

This is the 1st time I’ve watched anything on snl for years. It’s no good anymore but this was great 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Justsome_Randomdude]

A standing ovation for Woody 👏🏽

[@realheadhunters-gtav]

Woody is such a likable guy!

[@leaheames8995]

He certainly didn’t receive it with these stiffs. Everyone on KZbin (because no one watches SNL)is howling! That was brilliant.

[@vasilikosmakos2250]

This entire monologue is like something his character would of done during the hunger games

[@uikmnhj4me]

And then gotten their tongue cut out as soon as they left the stage

[@-Siculus-Hort-]

​@@uikmnhj4me they would have just turned him into a mutant dog...like they did to the failed tributes in the first book...

[@oreoyeliab]

**have**

[@noimworking]

The Goat

[@b.johnathanwarriorinagarde7980]

​@@-Siculus-Hort- Um.. maybe I should read the books.. Jesus...

[@williamheckman4597]

Wow... Im surprised they let him finish the show. That was Epic!

[@johntrueconservative2547]

It’s scripted They are just rubbing it our faces SNL is as Main Stream Media as it gets. Woody is a long time Hollywood actor

[@dakota481]

Isn't it just said that we even have to say that in America... That's when you know commie's have already infiltrated our country years ago..

[@Greg-yu4ij]

He really lulled them into it by talking about smoking weed then using a deadpan delivery. Then the intellectuals were silent because they were shocked, the average person was laughing at the irony, and the rest were looking around trying to figure out if they should clap or not. Just like most of America the past 3 years.

[@Setfree316]

Is a song that goes God's working it out God's working it out in your favor the reason why the devil and those who are about the devil's plan was so urgent about attacking people's rights and tried to get them to wear masks and take the vaccine is because the devil knew that the one standing up for truth we're going to sign for God like the three boys in the Book of Daniel the devil knows when people stand up for God even if it's just one if there's just one that does not bow down. The devil knows that one can destroy his whole agenda that's why he conspired to go against Jesus Christ conspired people to crucify Jesus Christ because the devil wanted to silence him but what happened with the devil meant for evil by crucifying Jesus was to fulfill God's plan to save us from our sins the devil's always destroying his hole agenda because the devil loses all the time everyday when it comes to Jesus Christ This is why Jesus calls us to repent this is why God's word tells us to stand and fight the God fight.

[@charliebubbles5436]

That silence will be heard all over the world. Well done woody 👏

[@miller-joel]

The instant smear attacks against him are anything but silent, though. The corporate madia completely lost their **** over this.

[@caro4475]

It sounds like the audience took the Pfizer shot around the 6:00 mark and had a collective "coincidence".

[@tarapayne4945]

Hear Hear!

[@joeburinskas8672]

They were embarrassed by his ignorance and paranoia. If you had a brain, you'd understand

[@nenad0019]

No media will mention it because remember the drug cartels own the media. It will be forgotten like everything the media wants the sheeps to forget *cough north stream*

[@creekwoodjoe1607]

Love the dig at big Pharm.

[@hahnsmantra7276]

I heard a pin drop That was gold

[@warpartyattheoutpost4987]

@@hahnsmantra7276... "side effects may include the sound of a pin dropping"...

[@oghash4912]

Big govt

[@SmokeBurp]

@@hahnsmantra7276 man if i was in that audience i would be the famous laughing guy right now

[@mrnonpoints7271]

@@warpartyattheoutpost4987 lol

[@donackerman4529]

I would love to hear the SNL leadership conversation approve this monologue

[@soundsfromthestreet]

just like chapelle, they do a dry run but then the person doing the monologue changes it live

[@donackerman4529]

@@soundsfromthestreetI’d love the post-Show talk. I can’t believe he could say it, but glad he did.

[@ryanbell6537]

Gosh I doubt they did...... I bet he added that whole last bit

[@CM-pf1xc]

That’s what I’m saying!!!! How the hell did they approve this?? Was there a coup??? Does WH have that much pull???

[@miked5106]

I guess that was clever.... but on whole, dull. A little humor would have been a value add.

[@kotogray8335]

I'll never forget the superb role he played in Cheers that started his career

[@robshane6634]

I've always loved Woody in all his movies but now I love him more 👏👏

[@patm6704]

Robert F Kennedy Jr. "All 4 companies that make all 72 of the current vaccines that are mandated for U.S. children, are convicted felons." Including, Pfizer $2.3 billion in settlements; Johnson & Johnson $2.2 billion; Eli Lilly $1.4 billion.

[@lcotee]

Kingpin is my favorite!

[@A_A_ron-Phillips]

Me too!

[@robinseitz6911]

Yassssss

[@psychedelicfright85]

​@@lcotee watch out for that Shit Cloud

[@mm.f262]

This monologue was on the mature side. Very personal, maybe too clever for the audience. And he didn't care one bit! LOL

[@mindyschocolate]

Sounds like he would be at home with the conspiracy clowns and QAnon.

[@b0nel0rd]

Nah, most people don't trust the thing now. That's why they didn't get boosted.

[@2024magaman]

@@mindyschocolate go get another BOOOOOOSTAAAAA SHOT like Lord Fauci told you servant

[@nateworthy530]

​@mindyschocolate you sound like an ostrich with your head in the sand

[@chillyourself5208]

@@mindyschocolate Sounds like you havent been following the science

[@magpieeuc4846]

99% of this comment section did not throw that script away, they played the star role.

[@ShyJim3510]

Who’s the 1%? Those that wisely refused the vax?

[@theplatypusofconsciousness1367]

Loving it

[@jamiegorman5608]

Not me I’m clean

[@lukeduke6693]

I just like that the only time anyone remembers snl exists is when a guest host goes rogue and shits on the cast's ideology and they're just forced to stand there and take it. The skits are so painfully unfunny.

[@dallasbagley]

100% of your comment is true.

[@MileageWiz]

First Woody got them toi lower their guard with all the talk about weed. Then he gave them an upper cut of truth straight to the chin. I laughed my a** off.

[@annierudy6275]

Everyone just lived that script but they still would say, nah…. No one would believe that would ever happen. So strong is the grip.

[@Riclmnopp]

Right on cue, Rolling Stone is already calling this a “Covid vax conspiracy”. I guess the cartel and Pfizer have a lot in common. 5:55

[@warpartyattheoutpost4987]

"Rolling Stone" has always been a cheap propaganda rag... it's just "Tiger Beat" for people who think they're adults.

[@coldstonestunners]

The thing is he never mentioned the jab

[@Biggiiful]

@Ty Gibbs Future Goat. He didn't have to

[@thelastmanonearth2631]

@@warpartyattheoutpost4987 This is the most brilliant description of rolling stone I have ever read

[@SRose-vp6ew]

He also spoke the truth. People are forced under duress. Others literally couldn’t work. We had staffing shortages at our hospitals that literally caused… can’t say, comments would get censored for speaking the truth.

[@AprilGay]

Not as bombastic and in their faces like Ricky Gervais but you GO WOODY! 👏👏👏

[@JackJack-zy3wi]

But it's equally important 🫂🤗😉👍😎

[@andrewmiller1761]

Ricky Gervais is an absolute savage!! I love him so much

[@torihaskins7725]

i still replay ricky's speech n my mind...often, lol

[@mikeb3167]

Find kappy

[@lazerblade2]

@@torihaskins7725 Which speech?

[@zenyahernandez848]

More of this. Woody rocks.

[@sugarmuffin319]

If this is the new direction of SNL I might start tuning in again.

[@canaisyoung3601]

Between hiring Sarah Sherman, giving the Please Don't Destroy guys their own segment, the large cast departure between seasons 47 and 48, and the newer/underused cast members actually getting more screentime, I'm pretty sure we're seeing SNL rebuild/reinvent itself again. I mean, yeah, it does suck that Kate McKinnon and Cecily Strong had to leave to make this happen, but what are ya gonna do? I just hope Kate and Cecily have a good post-SNL life, along with Pete, Kyle, Melissa, Chris, Aidy, Alex, and Aristotle (especially Aristotle. They definitely should have kept him, but I guess Michael Longfellow is a better fit in Lorne's eyes. Either that or Aristotle caring for his mom who has multiple sclerosis was cutting into him being on SNL. Either way, he got his chance to shine, despite his short run).

[@jamesfalletta]

Don’t hold your breath!

[@jaybird7140]

This is just a reprieve. Its like letting some slack out on a shark line so they can tire themselves a bit for the next round.

[@anthonymichaeldurkin6244]

it isnt

[@andygossard4293]

They'll make sure it never ever happens again.

[@Non-Serviam300]

He fearlessly hit ‘em hard with truth like Ricky Gervais. We need more like this.💪

[@andyharpist2938]

Against a brave legend like Ricky , his short few sentences are nothing.

[@TheeRealJesus]

@@andyharpist2938 so his sentences are exactly like your life then...

[@andyharpist2938]

@@TheeRealJesus Come on Joseph..you can do better than that, buddy!

[@TheeRealJesus]

@@andyharpist2938 I most certainly can, but I save my best material for those that truly matter.

[@andyharpist2938]

Look buddy, its not a good sign that you just insult someone who you dont agree with..it's called 'ad hominem'..and doesn't count for much when in any discussion. Personal attacks. Clearly you like Woody, and thats OK. I suppose in America he is braver for his short few words, more than the Englishman Ricky who really went over there and didnt give a fig for two hours or more. I was also a little concerned about his naming and shaming his own trusted manager in public. It wasnt either funny or cool, and perhaps might lead to arrest I dont know. Best regards Andy

[@VikingVic76]

This is the best content SnL has had in decades! Love that he is exposing the "overlords agenda". God speed my fellow decent human being!

[@michealstotten3741]

Bwaahahaha he ain't exposing shit! Most of us with a brain have known this for decades!

[@allegrac230]

I might watch again if they show good content like Woody!!!

[@d.o.a7552]

​@@michealstotten3741 1a

[@vooteimer1234]

It's the "best content in decades" because of one joke? Even a bot wouldn't say that

[@vooteimer1234]

@Del Ray 💋 I like honesty too but I don't confuse it with comedy. If you laughed at that monologue than you're drinking paint thinner

[@darylmixan8170]

"And I never wake up covered in blood" such an underrated statement

[@bradleywatersroark4508]

Thank you Woody... In a time where America sucks. I can always count on you to lift my spirits. Thank you so much! Keep rocking it!!! ☺️

[@alale923]

And that will be the 5th and LAST time Woody hosts SNL. LEGEND

[@Test-vr3kf]

He went out on top!

[@johnmusser8925]

He will be lucky to live

[@tngardener231]

He never got his jacket, he doesn’t care 😂

[@MR-nl8xr]

LOL.

[@danalexander2149]

SNL is going off the air in a couple of years. They want to hit 50 before they call it quits. Viewership is down because most people inherently know the difference between comedy and propaganda.

[@joeofcourse]

"oh shit, he's talking about us." -Audience

[@Nojokejack]

God bless you Woody, stay safe 🙏

[@tealquartz]

Woody is the man. Making SNL funny again. I didn't think it would ever happen, but damn, he did it! Love Woody!

[@DebateCentrals]

By funny you mean making one political critique you agree with lol

[@candelariotorres4590]

@@DebateCentrals wow, no one said you can’t get your booster

[@Unvaccinated69]

@Siba Burck you just described every left wing late night talk show host. Where the audiences applauds what they say rather than you know, actually laugh

[@spoons250]

@@Unvaccinated69 He says over and oer again on here hes blue/

[@SRose-vp6ew]

How is it political that he pointed out there was a shut down and the only way people could get released back to work (or keep a job in medical science) was often under duress by big Pharma controlling how that would happen? He simply stated reality. He talked about the history of what happened and called it a script. I don’t understand what you’re claiming made what he specifically said political. You don’t think there was a shut down or you don’t think people were forced under duress to take from BigPharma what wasn’t long term proven if we wanted to continue on with our life and if you work in medical still be “allowed” to save lies? Our family is in medical science, 100% forced under duress or let go is not the same as 100% agreement on what is best. You know that. But the joke, and I’m sad that I have to explain this to you, was actually that what actually happened sounded like a ridiculous script. The funny part is that the ridiculous script is reality. Get it now? It’s not political, it’s a disease and the power of big Pharma is not something that definitely caused the statistics we saw in the US. It’s just a fact that bigpharma was able to convince the government not to allow the treatment they didn’t have patent on that was successfully used in other countries with humans. And I’m specifically talking about the drug that won the Nobel prize in 2015 for human use yet was relentlessly made fun of even on SNL. That was a truly political joke with serious consequences. This is a bipartisan issue and you need to humble to that fact and realize reality. It’s just a fact that our local hospital was told which direction to call “the science.” It was also clearly spoken that there was to be no questioning and tech itself called real life miss information and I’m pretty sure I still couldn’t use the name of that medication without this, getting flagged and taken down despite its huge success and safety. You should agree with Republicans when they say that’s a really serious issue that there wasn’t questioning allowed in medical science. You should agree with Republicans when they are concerned about how specific pharmaceutical companies we’re allowed to freely push their ideas that had far less testing than what Republicans wanted to push that was successfully used in other countries. Why did this get political? I was undecided in 2020, until I saw how Republicans really weren’t making it as political as Democrats were. It was an illness, it wasn’t racism to say where it came from, it wasn’t dangerous to tell people to take the drug that was working. It wasn’t life-saving to tell people to take what wasn’t done with long-term studies. I’m sick of the nonsense, you should be sick of it too.

[@brainards11]

Bingo!!! No acting there...nothing but the truth!!! Proud of him for taking the Live stage and speaking the TRUTH!!!

[@megaham1552]

Muh truth

[@NateWoollard]

Yeah, Sunday does really come after Saturday. That's the truth you were referring to!

[@Afurthyclays]

@@megaham1552 You sound vaccinated.... 🙄

[@user-sk4nt5bm5r]

@@Afurthyclays America, the country where medicine is politicised by the rich and powerful...

[@nalathenoodlegator7435]

I absolutely LOVE Woody. He is amazing in everything though my favorite is Natural Born Killers. He is very interesting along with his Dad who literally was a professional mobster. This was excellent as usual!

[@mitchellpurdy470]

Bad to the Bone White Man Can't Jump Zombielands but ya Natural is #1 Woody always been Cannabis Smoker lol

[@isaacmartinez7557]

His dad was arrested in Dallas the day Kennedy was assassinated.