Troom Troom Is Actually The Worst Channel on YouTube

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[@jarvis]

New Video where I try Troom Troom - kzbin.info/www/bejne/foC4e6yPlql3ntk

[@avrgmn5548]

I try troom troom.The subject?

[@jarrettlesueur239]

If you look at the new “stylish” keyboard there are Russian keys

[@jahvinedwards6244]

They advertised bright side when the one with the key bord

[@ytjiriho7026]

Troom troom is the worst channel? Noooo...what?

[@mexicanskeleton2910]

Jarvis Johnson have you seen LHUGENY

[@user-en7dx1qp3k]

Rule of thumb: If you can't explain why something is popular, chances are that the answer is children.

[@johnsauzedde1785]

Lmao

[@MrTootyRole]

Sound like the person that i shall not mention

[@lovelydolltime8006]

And view bots.

[@cinnabonbon]

hey i watch troom trom

[@pingu3945]

@@cinnabonbon bruuuhhhh

[@isaiahhughes5264]

If your neck “ falls asleep” I think that’s called a stroke

[@soyavocado]

it’s called a broken spine

[@Turtoile41]

@•goldfish brain• It's called forever sleep

[@theishaanandankitashow]

It’s called AVADA KEDAVRA

[@jamisoncrawford2265]

It’s called bye-bye medication

[@jazzhands8183]

*s n a p p*

[@HiBoiz-iy3vz]

Jarvis: "I don't have any millet lying around" Me: laughs In bird owner

[@hannah.montana2194]

im confused in eastern european or sth, is that not a normal thing to have around for yourself lol

[@NotMe-ej9yz]

@@hannah.montana2194 I had never even heard of millet before this video, but I've definitely only ever seen it in bird feeders. Do people eat this where you're from?

[@adelinatimercan5183]

@@NotMe-ej9yz Although I don't know where Hanna is from, I do know that most eastern Europeans have a wide range of grains for themselves (Being an eastern European myself), mostly because we rely on agriculture to both feed and make us money.

[@lexiconlover]

@@hannah.montana2194 NO!

[@sisyphus-the-big-guy979]

That made me lauf in russian

[@FBI-ep1ts]

Troom Troom be like, “Want to have a phone holder but do not have a phone holder? Carve out a eggplant and place your phone inside!”

[@zoltanbojan8035]

they actually did this but with a banana.

[@t_nicki]

i think five minute crafts did this with paper clips

[@rheaaj456]

Here’s a life hack : If someones bothering you just make their neck fall asleep. For this Life hack you’ll need some strong hands, a lawyer and a 30 second head start.

[@sofiaoronaa]

OH MY GOD

[@bananasauz4337]

😐

[@rainbowcattail3367]

😂

[@lorddambeldoor9714]

Good job agant 0

[@LunarEleven]

I think this is a justified approach to dealing with "friends" who lurk around your home waiting to sneak on your computer. I mean, there are other solutions, like oh I dunno password protected screen lock, maybe locking your door, not having sociopathic friends.... But I think your idea is more in the spirit of Troom Troom.

[@dogski2822]

It’s called 5 minute crafts, and it takes 4 days to discolor soda...

[@MrBuinhubinh]

and they have nearly 60m subs wtf

[@AirLight1646]

That’s just how mafia works

[@user-jc8by2wj8g]

Yeah that’s really stupid

[@maybejai]

4 day crafts!

[@mopbuckets4734]

Dogski28 yeah, that’s really dumb.

[@luhinopalermo7339]

At 8:35, I think this is a reference to a Russian страшилка or пугалка, which are like scary children's rhymes, an example of which "В черном, черном городе есть черный, черный переулок" or "In the black, black city, there is a black, black alleyway", this kind of format is used in a lot of them. Usually, the last line is said loudly with the intent of scaring the other person, kind of like the original скример. Not a native speaker, so feel free to correct me.

[@Regalecus_glesne]

We also do have those in America. At least I did when I was growing up. Usually at the end there was a ghost or a man with long teeth. But on the playground sometimes it was just a jellybean in the “dark dark box.”

[@Morpheus0]

"A black keyboard won't do, get a white one" Cinemasins: That's racist!

[@Jason_Ultimate]

**ding!**

[@whocares12345]

KZbin deep cross 😂

[@giraffeman326]

+1000 sins

[@possums154]

*ding* One million sins gets added to the sin counter

[@minecrafttree1676]

I was like No. 69

[@greymorning8389]

I have the answer for all you guys confused with the “black black city ...”. In Russia it’s a common beginning of scary stories for kids like “once upon a time” in fairytales except for the black black theme can go on through the whole story and in the end it’s usually something like “ and she opened the black black box and there was a RED shoe” and you are supposed to shout it as loud as possible.

[@LunarEleven]

Wow. That's actually more interesting and informative than anything in the Troom Troom video was! Seems like they could have changed it to be a little more relevant to an English speaking audience, though :) glad you cleared it up.

[@acedcoffee6934]

Oh thanks! I knew there was a method like this but it hit me only now. And yeah troom troom could've done a better job

[@phillawrence5148]

In England we say DARK DARK rather than BLACK BLACK

[@ocinidolegna]

it was a dark and stormy night...

[@yerischerries3010]

@@ocinidolegna OH that's a good parallel lmao

[@qk7x]

Troom troom be like "Dont have paper to write on? By multiple plane tickets and hot glue them together!"

[@ange0042]

LOL

[@LunarEleven]

You can skip that step and use $100 bills and a 12-day chemical process to remove the ink. It's not only a handy life hack, it's also very durable!!

[@tiramiisu0]

@@LunarEleven Wow, thanks for the tip! Will use 😊

[@ULTRAKILLSLAYER]

Google should make a definition for Troom Troom and this should be it

[@sunaynashah620]

@@LunarEleven lmao

[@bananasauz4337]

As generic as this sounds Exercising is a great way to release stress Breathing in fresh air from outside feeling the sun against your skin Getting your blood pumping with a brisk walk It all just helps Or you get attacked by mosquitoes will inspire you to stay inside and work

[@thetheatreorgan168]

Or the neighbor who hates you spits on you in the middle of coronavirus

[@zainab_hashmiii]

,

[@456puff]

With everything going on in Ukraine, I genuinely hope everyone involved in Troom Troom is doing ok. They're still uploading (I checked) so I guess so.

[@mariotron8718]

I hoped for the opposite

[@456puff]

@@mariotron8718 Yes, they make shitty, clickbait content, but that doesn't mean they deserve to horribly die or be held as prisoners of war by the Russians.

[@simin7140]

@@turdsofpoop-crappydiarrheabowl BRO WHAT?????

[@ChronicNewb]

@@turdsofpoop-crappydiarrheabowlwoah there

[@CarlosFerZar]

Me too, No one deserves death threats, unless you made an unforgivable crime

[@tengallonhead_l1839]

I have red hair and I can confirm that every one of us is named "redhead"

[@EgyptM2007]

Rangas

[@Madura1206]

Yea I have black hair but it is kinda racist

[@kaylea_is_me674]

Madura Gunasekara you do realize that hair color isn’t a race right?😂😂😂. No shade but lmao

[@hneyboba8275]

Hahahah

[@guacamoli7]

Kaylea_is_me are you slow?

[@ndg3115]

A whisk can’t only whip eggs it can also *_WHIP REDHEAD_*

[@FuliCuddlesFangirl]

noahislucifer Redhead wants to know: Your location

[@TemmiePlays]

Your joke was great once I reached that part of the video. 👌top shelf

[@DerpyDarky]

lol

[@pepperflaked5404]

That’s chill

[@williamschmidt8652]

Interesting...

[@quitequeerquesadilla]

The fact that these channels actually started with normal, decent, maybe even good life hacks. Sure did live to become the villains

[@Abbanellie]

"maybe I'm uncultured, but I don't have any millet lying around" *laughs in bird trainer*

[@mrsuzan533]

i said this before, i'll say it again: troom troom couldn't make any room room for a brain brain

[@horse_stan6007]

*broom broom

[@vegan_for_innocentlives]

wow! this is the best comment i`ve ever seen

[@maxtheaxe6889]

Troom troom is going to go boom boom

[@PastelCookie_]

HAA!

[@ritabowe1]

Oh god lmfao

[@austinhobbesandjustin]

"If you have a black keyboard, get a white one" HmMmMmMmMmMmMmmm

[@arandomuser9459]

That doesn’t sound right. I wonder...

[@AbsoluteRatBastard]

I wonder what the sounds like. Oh wait, that’s right. *TROOM TROOM IS RACIST CONFIRMED*

[@silyster7590]

@@AbsoluteRatBastard I don't who you are but its so right!!!!

[@Kate-tp1fv]

Racist much

[@silly-kitty3272]

did anyone else notice the keyboard has the Russian alphabet on it? no, just me?

[@Melonhii]

as much as you can say the channel is cringe, i hope the production crew and actors are doing okay and are in a safe area

[@jeff1.274]

I second this, however it seems the actors/actresses are ok, judging by their Instagram posts. I do not know about Mr. Miroshnykov however.

[@casandrasantander3290]

What's their Instagram?

[@arizonagreenbee]

"your neck fell asleep!" That's called a strokea

[@minecrafter2646]

Strok ea games

[@arizonagreenbee]

@@minecrafter2646 *it's in the neck*

[@Oxydeologist]

"Logan Paul, I convinced him the door was a like button" "*sigh* He smashed it?" "Yeah"

[@LunarEleven]

@Lewis Fisher most people don't comment until the end of the video and by then their brains are too fried to even remember what was said 14+ minutes ago. That, or their neck fell asleep.

[@beatbox3620]

Who’s brain was fried I think it’s a lil extreme for a 14 min video lol

[@clumpus2012]

@@beatbox3620 its troom troom

[@gracefvl.]

@Lewis Fisher shouldve said it was a plate

[@Bear_Song]

That was an amazing start to the video

[@Jeff-jj3wt]

Vicky! Dolly! Daisy and Redhead! YOU FORGOT BLUE-EYED GIRL

[@leen9609]

And blondie

[@drewwhitford8252]

Sakura -Chan and Curly Sue

[@hamluk_]

and Stevie gonzalez 👉😎👉

[@bitcchtits721]

And M i c k e y

[@Suragam740]

Smith

[@basic_austism]

At 5:00, im pretty sure when your body parts "falls asleep" its due to lack of circulation so if your neck "falls asleep" you'll like die or come close to it due to lack of blood flow

[@turtlebiscuits9303]

jarvis: i dont have any millet laying around Me: wtf is millet

[@mirandathepandakitty1630]

I think it’s like a type of grain

[@sierrahale804]

@@mirandathepandakitty1630 It is, you're correct : )

[@MooseShower]

I’m screaming as a bird owner

[@tofutii]

“I’m not monetizing FEELINGS JIMMY” This hit harder than anything I’ve ever heard

[@Axxetto]

Indeed :(

[@AnguishedMan]

Watch time 10 Minute videos Ads Monetization

[@mopbuckets4734]

Marco Brines indeed. 🙁

[@RianeBane]

Not that they monetize facts, either...

[@tofutii]

RianeBane so true though

[@bolognanoodles3600]

" iTs nOT a PrObLeM aNy MoRe " this video " ITs NoT a MOuSe AnY mOrE "

[@kimiscoolasf]

Unicorn queen I was about to say

[@lavender.oatmilk.lattes]

Holo are you talking to me

[@lea9106]

Omg i watch her too btw simplynailogical

[@something813]

I thought that too!😂

[@theblabarmy]

Holo

[@saucyhands9235]

" this keyboard only makes you want to type positive words!" keyboard: IN RUSSIAN

[@skena76]

We only speak good thing in russia comrade!

[@Charlotte-jm3ce]

It's a Ukrainian keyboard

[@commscan314]

It's a Cyrillic keyboard.

[@frog_penis]

@@commscan314 here is difference between cyrillic keyboards of russian and ukrainian. Both of it has specific letters. On this keyboard you can see і and є beside to enter. This ones have only Ukrainian alphabet ehe

[@lizzie31]

Regardless of which language it's in, why is it being a non-English keyboard even an issue??? Not everyone in the world speaks English? Other cultures and languages exist?? Am I missing something or is this yet another example of weird Anglocentrism

[@cagywarlock7]

Love content like this because I get to laugh at content farms while having the satisfaction of never giving them a single click!

[@acupthatdraws1993]

Why do i just imagine the narrator in troom troom saying “daisy just cheated on her boyfriend!”

[@redpanda5813]

Lol

[@redpanda5813]

Same

[@cake_popduck8371]

*DAISY JUST CHEATED ON HER BOYFRIEND* *oh no what r we gonna do? Let’s stick a fork in his phone! That’ll help him get a girl/man!*

[@ninteythree93]

Luigi is sad

[@lilliray5837]

Im pretty sure that they have said that

[@SloppyJoe-ke7gq]

“Time to get rid of bad thoughts!” Screw emotional support animals, therapists, antidepressants, or anything else like that, just make a massage tool out of the whisk you got off Amazon one time when you were drunk.

[@yuewang3742]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@pikko3664]

Ikr screw actual helpful stuff. How could that stuff ever help you

[@erica9220]

Oddly specific incident of buying the whisk but that makes it better😂😂

[@ambergof7447]

Lol

[@lorenzomabalos9851]

I'm amazed how Troom Troom hasn't stopped producing videos despite Ukraine being invaded.

[@jeff1.274]

either they are blinded by their desire to exploit the YT algorithm, or working for Troom Troom is the only job they have.

[@pip4349]

"Redhead has stockpiled 5.56 under her bed. She loads it into her AR-12 and fires into the Russian invaders."

[@godzdead]

i think with all their youtube money the channel owner moved somewhere europe or usa long before the war started

[@imlikeheroin2]

"Do you spend a lot of time in front of your computer?" "Yea I do!" * insert unskippable ad * 🤔 Well played sir.

[@Stre55ed1]

YoU nEvEr KnOw WhO wAnDeRs ArOuNd HeRe This is ur house Best line of 2019

[@idkwhattoputhere5578]

He sounded concerned too lmbo

[@youtheme8035]

Aww man

[@nicolefrances8744]

When was that

[@lavenderteal8485]

I replayed that part many times. It was hilarious

[@sunnygoose]

Wdym are saying it’s not normal for random ppl to be walking around ur house?!?!

[@MintyTheCorgi]

In a BLACK BLACK city... "what the hell is going on?" I'm confused too Jarvis

[@Ocyla]

Right? My monitors have a black border, my phone is black, my ear piece is black, my headset is black, my laptop is black, my keyboards are black, my mouse is black. Bitch be hating on a popular peripheral color.

[@MsJerrySparkle]

as a russian i knew immediately what that was, its a start to a spooky story for scaring kids that everyone knows, it only makes sense in russian lol, they really didnt care though and put it in anyway

[@x3a]

Uh oh segregation

[@humter]

In a BLACK BLACK city, everything is black. Wait a second... My eyes are closed.

[@syndneytraharnana2423]

Well we all agree. Anything black is bad. If you want something that makes you happy and cheerful, be white.

[@generalobiwankenobi8265]

“We can’t have black keyboards! They are not white!” -Troom Troom, 2018

[@tova4650]

“Maybe I’m uncultured but I don’t have any millet lying around” Bird owners:

[@yourdeathisinevitable]

I watched a Troom-Troom video and I DIED *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*

[@90sclassicsentertainment28]

Plz don't remind me of that clickbait crap

[@suhavi2104]

thank you for the cross over meme

[@SamYouWell]

Then how did you comment 🤔

[@yourdeathisinevitable]

@@SamYouWell *SCIENTISTS STILL DON'T KNOW*

[@yourdeathisinevitable]

@sneaky The elemental master I'm a gOrl

[@raccoonsgrace2232]

“You will only type positive things after this!” That and the “happy thoughts” message before was enough to convince that Troom Troom is an authoritarian state trying to control the happiness of its citizens

[@macchupicchuusa6091]

And the stress ball

[@hussainbedair7676]

If you stay happy, you think happy.

[@hypersonicspeedgrov]

More like 123 Go with Zeffo...

[@nosferattusx2]

@@hypersonicspeedgrov it's all connected

[@rosiele1511]

I remember when my parents told me that my fingers were going to eat me if I kept singing The Finger Family song. Memories!

[@consentclub8431]

"First, fill a sock with bird food..." 🥴

[@pikawesome1]

9:40 "do your legs tend to fall asleep while sitting IN a computer?" try our simple life hack called a chair.

[@yourmum101ful]

"....Sitting AT a computer...."

[@samm_2986]

xD that s what they said!?! im dyinggg

[@shen144]

5:24

[@marrchaney9206]

Sim problems, am I right?

[@4.99dollarchickenstripbask7]

They're Ukrainian, and these videos get translated horribly to English. That's why it says that.

[@wafflekiller5148]

“Here’s a bag of money” yes, how I do all of my transactions of money

[@andrewjenkins9965]

I never go to the grocery store without my bag of money.

[@mrgoldfish8791]

Yep same

[@CocoTheMii]

“Here you go, Mrs. Mavilda. Here’s the two bags.”

[@THANKYOUFORTHEVENOM]

Also doubles as a weapon if you have enough coins in it 😂

[@bumblaur]

mr youtube is never wrong

[@queijonoob1160]

"I'll take the mouse so she doesn't spy on me" Track pad: Am I a joke to you

[@daddles.]

“make sure to blink a often as possible!” **proceeds to have eye seizures**

[@ohseespolice7419]

8:35 I think russians are behind this Troom Troom thingy, i'll explain why: "In a black black ____ there is a black black ____ with a black black ___ and etc." is a template beggining of an average cliche horror story for kids. This "template" (if i can call it like that) is very popular in russian folklore and often used ironically. That means russians made this video and translated it in english without knowing that "black black horror story" meme is not a thing in other countries.

[@pahoellyyy]

Nailed it!

[@redforest9269]

@Da Frog Cyrillic is not unique to Russia.

[@blarpax9061]

ive heard it in sweden aswell

[@LittleSirBoy]

Oh in my country theres a different version and its in english,instead of black black its dark dark i remember it going 'in a dark dark house there is a dark dark room,in that dark dark room blah blah'

[@ovuvuevuevueenyetuenwuevue1022]

Troom troom is based in ukraine

[@kingheracross8923]

when I rewatch this and hear Vicky, all I think of is the phrase, “nothing better then a fresh set of nails Vicky.”

[@inactiveaccount6884]

i admit that every two weeks or so, i pry my nails off my fingers and toes with pliers and replace them with a fresh pair.

[@hampuschristersson]

REUSE THEM VICKY

[@loftilara8468]

Same 🤣🤣

[@jackmanning1117]

The reverse shot is a Victorian ghost

[@galyrion2858]

These are forbidden by Zeffo!

[@froggdoggs8551]

9:55 moving your eyes up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right will actually clip you through the floor and straight into hell

[@eddykidplayzyt]

You have to wavedash into a wall just after you do it though

[@hennessyprentiss5864]

i have so many tabs pulled up that in between switching between videos, an episode of spongebob started playing on one tab while i watched this and i honestly thought it was just an editing choice you made for your video to like convey your confusion about the life hacks

[@elysium_xvx6569]

Troom Troom vs Morgz Top 10 anime battles

[@goompo]

FBI, I’m sure there are better things to do with your time. Heard the Area 51 raid needs a helping hand...

[@galaxyunicornstar2497]

Top 10 anime : who called me?

[@parkermeyer9660]

FBI I see u on almost all the comment sections

[@MrProsident]

nobody knows who will win... this is gonna be endgame 2

[@humanbeing384]

Morgz copies other youtubers

[@Beetleunderapavingslab]

"Do your legs get tired from sitting in the computer?" Yes, I am sitting *inside* the computer. Not only are my legs tired, but they're G o n e. :)

[@Phoenix_Blader_93]

😂😂😂 Im dying 😂😂😂

[@jack_productionz6079]

is nobody going to talk about troom troom being racist

[@Phoenix_Blader_93]

@@jack_productionz6079 how

[@angrybirdsfan9826]

*i am the computer* *i had no legs in the first place*

[@sheeloesreallycool]

JACKATTACKproductionZ Z how

[@ovizal]

12:03 why the f*** would you take your suitcase in the water lmfao

[@Summer-he5cd]

i think this video is just about how to stay in front of your computer forever watching their videos and not get tired of it, for example: "DOnT Go outSiDE"

[@imprincesswolfy2565]

Tired of a *black black* keyboard????? GET AN RGB ONE!

[@sonoda944]

Gaming keyboard nowadays smh

[@wibs0n68]

@@sonoda944 Maybe in the future there will be RGB office keyboard.

[@jayden.dayyan]

Riah Veal LOL same

[@user-je7dk4mq1o]

@@Matthew.211 okay, THAT was racist lol (i hate racism and any type of intolerance, May it be homophobia, sexism, racism, transphobia etc.)

[@hamluk_]

@@weeniehutjrs8822 i think you've been wooooshed

[@LeedleStudios]

"In a black, black city..." Me: **jazz music stops**

[@youtheme8035]

CJ stops followin the damn train

[@glocky9134]

Juice Wrld stops seeing shadows in his room

[@therealsquimby3191]

* Trades black for white * HOL UP

[@mr.paperbag771]

"In a black, black neighborhood..."

[@Wendi_The_Goon]

Michael Bay narration, "In a world where everything's black."

[@victinistealth5756]

1:47 “my mum is a dog, my dad is a banana, who am I?” Cracked me up 😂😂

[@queensparkle4427]

I’ve been wondering, on how to make a potato battery that charges my phone.

[@frogjog8822]

no one: not a single soul: troom troom: 14 FUN AWESOME WAYS TO BREAK YOUR FRIENDS NECK AT THE BASE OF THE SKULL COOL AMAZING PRANKS edit: um check the likes

[@KyrieFortune]

ｉｔｓ ｎｏｔ ａ ｐｒｏｂｌｅｍ ａｎｙｍｏｒｅ

[@owenhesdon9276]

Haha that’ll show em😆😆

[@L0RDK3Y]

i laughed way too hard on this comment

[@user-zn3gf8qy5h]

5 minute crap

[@gwendolyn7402]

I'm listening...

[@radwl]

Jarvis' hoodie is the best: "Clickbait"

[@maddieool7045]

As someone whos in the dream team fandom, your profile scares me.

[@maddieool7045]

Yousef Mohamed Ghanem no, I only watch dreams videos lol

[@efslgima]

He put on the wrong hoodie

[@mr.cyanide4897]

No as someone also from the dream team fandom, I totally agree XD

[@emreakbas3182]

Yeah

[@tommythevaporeon2903]

I agree with you troom troom and 5minute hacks are the worst Fun Fact: 5 minute hacks is not 5 minutes

[@r3io4mf]

it is crafts

[@r3io4mf]

but yes they still suck

[@dy5c0]

This had me crying.

[@allizaannie3967]

same bro

[@esperino07]

troom troom is a good anime, but the fanbase ruined it.

[@parker9782]

Your my dad now

[@aqua646]

Completely agree

[@adamb8674]

R/whoosh Edwin

[@adamb8674]

Woosh*

[@jaydenslaptop]

Fresco Bee manga was better

[@tester1991]

"I convinced Logan Paul that the door was a like button, and then he smashed it." I died.

[@bravecylinder93]

No, it really isn't...

[@Infinitetech-ogda]

Rest in peace djthecoolman1121

[@briftdoard]

Jarvis “the door is a like button” Logan Paul *smashes door* Door *OW THAT HURT DUSHEBAG*

[@AsteroidBK]

lol

[@karina_martinez420]

XD

[@JadeAnnabelArt]

Rewatching old videos, and happy to say that while Troom Troom isn't gone, it is down 8mil subs.

[@Tophattio]

2:13 you could say that that was the hack that really pushed 5-minute crafts (pause for dramatic effect) into the limelight (Ba-dum-CRASH)

[@BreakingWhite]

The real question is *why* does Red Head have a notebook?

[@DerpyDarky]

BWAAHAHAHAHAAHA

[@abandonedaccount6878]

because KIR B

[@KittyKat-gh4cn]

LUCAzade -she’s drawing nudes- she’s coming up with click bait titles and thumbnails

[@homiecat1681]

Idk

[@thegreen3918]

Because she’s a ginger

[@squidwardtortellini4982]

1:47 "my mom is a dog and my dad is a banana. Who am I?" A freak of nature?

[@coldrogue5234]

Imagine walking into your bedroom and your dog is sitting there with the banana next to it whispering 'I'm pregnant with our banana child'

[@krysmrug6478]

A person with banana peels as skin and the head and legs of a dog

[@krysmrug6478]

@NoobPlayZ 245 like so brody can see

[@lennyluvr]

A mistake?

[@himate1666]

@@lennyluvr it's a penis

[@jesterbeatz9302]

Troom troom went from a diy channel to wednesday adams home vs blue cat and vampire

[@awho_o8682]

11:02 Right at that part an ad played. The transition was so natural I was confused for a hot second.

[@ellielevy9086]

me: accidentally clicks on bright side video KZbin: gives me thirteen different troom troom and five minute crafts vids

[@mr.nortonshorton3672]

KZbin algorithm in a nutshell

[@Zurtron]

Ik it’s so annoying

[@MortalLintRoller]

KZbin: Oh you like crafts, don’t you? itS nOt A pRoBLeM anYmORe

[@alfieclaborn4446]

Bright Side is bad

[@dice7584]

Dear god

[@spooky7010]

“I don’t know if I’m uncultured, but I don’t have any MiLlEt lying around”

[@durpyislost6212]

miLLeT

[@casual_ice_consumer4148]

I'm a bird guy I have the mIlLEt

[@krowwithakay]

@@casual_ice_consumer4148 me too lol. My finches love it!

[@lucknowiwrites4481]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/o6bUYYeEd5h5d6s

[@account5003]

"Troom Troom is the worst channel on KZbin." But what about my channel.

[@flam381]

It is all good

[@aguywithsomegames1437]

Cheers I’ll drink to that bro

[@Vent_acc24]

You should react to living in underwater house for 24 hours.

[@GondsoBonso]

id say comment it on a newer vid if u want him to possible see it

[@soulsearcher7077]

5 Minutes Crafts has to be sponsored by Coca-Cola. Nobody has this many Coke bottles and cans just laying around

[@dead9247]

Makes sense.

[@DarlyFofa]

And hot glue. And toothpaste. And baking soda.

[@lennyluvr]

Undeclared sponsorships? WAIT, THAT’S ILLEGAL...

[@captainflowers748]

.... I did

[@memebeater5726]

Possible sponsors : Coca cola and Colgate.

[@sugarcookie7386]

The keyboard just naturally turned white when she put the stickers on it.

[@dead9247]

Yeah

[@jasperhughes2399]

Oh shit

[@emilygoogle6520]

And it magically grew the Cyrillic alphabet... :/ That video is weird

[@astrida111]

@@emilygoogle6520 those are fking hieroglyphics

[@ashthepokemonmaster2375]

*magically

[@maggiepeterson2353]

the best thing i took away from troom trooms DIY video was to put on my blue light glasses

[@DEMSH00T3R]

Me: **discolors Coca-Cola** Also Me: Wow my life is now *waaaayyyyy easier.* My anxiety and ADD is gone, my school grades are straight A’s, oh wow my life is *way easier now.*

[@danielcash689]

"You never know who wanders around here" "Its your house"

[@hexsiongaming4462]

just use toothpaste idiot

[@mattybcool]

"But it can't whip eggs anymore" 😂😂😂

[@Endercurse]

That's just a minor side effect. Please use a fork or go to your local store to buy another whisk. And don't even think about buying an actual headmassager spider that will probably work better AND last you longer, which costs JUST AS MUCH as a new whisk does.

[@michaelwoodruff5752]

You know it was a good bit when you laugh out loud by yourself

[@frostythesnowbob607]

RIP

[@missingno2401]

@@Endercurse really? I just use a spoon handle if I can't find a whisk.

[@mhafanno.1890]

Matt Eldon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@derpyorandom]

Troom Troom: have you ever been in the very relatable situation where you brutality stabbed your phone because you we bored?

[@JiaPia3]

The company that runs 5 minute crafts also owns Actually Happened, ironically,

[@windowsforvista]

Can confirm - I work for KZbin and Logan Paul smashes our doors constantly.

[@jarvis]

😂😂😂

[@aviationdude9546]

Arya Boudaie I’m an air traffic controller and Shit hits the fam really quickly.

[@Suspicious-Carl]

you work for youtube? can you give super mario logan his monitization back plz?

[@nightwolf3368]

ye

[@okamiblu6842]

Can confirm am door

[@ZzuriVR]

Troom troom: "Can we copyright strike this guy? " KZbin: "Yeah sure, why not. "

[@chs292]

Please do

[@sparkly-chan]

@Matthew Margetan underrated comment 🤣

[@dragonempress8367]

It makes life... *Slow motion* A WHOLE LOT EASIER.

[@adorable1018]

Matthew Margetan 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😹👌😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

[@chloeavenson5698]

Love how I got an ad before Jarvis's video going "SO YOU WANNA BE AN IT PRO?!"

[@heyitshunter8010]

That finger song at the beginning of the video made its way into my head for what feels like forever

[@itsyoboiivan3255]

Mom:Your head hurts? Mom: *looks over at computer*

[@olivre9872]

Mom: I T S B E C A U S E O F T H A T - Me: Get the fuck out of my room i am 26 years old

[@Humanoidable]

@@olivre9872 AHAHAAHAAHAHA omg this happened to me

[@Humanoidable]

@@olivre9872 Im 26 and had exactly that conv with my mom some days ago

[@kiraaisling9603]

Mom: *Neck falls asleep* WHAT THE FU-

[@owensks]

ctrrl adeq good for you are still living at home

[@peduarte2003]

*God damn it. My neck fell asleep again*

[@xxfirebladegamingxx1807]

@@jukson8105🤨

[@xxfirebladegamingxx1807]

@@jukson8105 ur friend is a natiz then 🤯

[@jukson8105]

@@xxfirebladegamingxx1807 he was joking bro, he's doing the same thing. Just a meme yknow

[@daganfox6399]

@@xxfirebladegamingxx1807 "natiz"

[@sirmilliotos3198]

Pedro Pias I subbed

[@cleveridiotpart1128]

“So I checked out 5 minute crafts” 10 seconds later “Leave for 4 days”

[@numburger]

8:54 She can spawn an entire keyboard just with her mind. Who's to say what else she can do? Truly terrifying

[@roselaurerichard2834]

Tired of a black keyboard? Then buy a black Wii remote! (Yes i know, I'm *really* late)

[@shanonfree8210]

I am too.

[@frostedwyrm7321]

Last

[@alfieclaborn4446]

Giddylevi no I’m last

[@willemjahne345]

Last?

[@Flower-bu9my]

I'm last

[@felixroux]

*she protecc* *she attacc* *but most importantly, she make stupid life haccs*

[@madman-tf7cx]

I love these memes

[@codywang1801]

why,

[@yashira1406]

lol 😂

[@andersonritter1389]

Most importantly her hair blacc blacc

[@lvbboi9]

@@andersonritter1389 as blacc as my Cat

[@Banoffee_Animations-Portfolios]

In the intro, I thought you were about to say "The back door was open" but I still laughed 😂

[@diamonddog2817]

Me: jUsT uSe tHe cOmPuTeR’s 💻 InBUiLt mOusE dUmMy... them: but it’s 2020 dude

[@camlg]

"wHo LeT yOu In HeRe!?" "Logan Paul, I convinced him the door was a like button so he... He..." "Smashed it?"

[@thisisepic3289]

Midoriya: SMAAAAASH...! Logan Paul: SMAAAAAAAAAASH........!

[@can0cringe]

*Smashed it* Sorry not sorry

[@user-id1fm3kp4c]

@@can0cringe that sssniperwolf picture though 😂😂😂

[@can0cringe]

tough luck123 : As soon as she made the face I knew it was meant to be XD

[@user-id1fm3kp4c]

@@can0cringe XD

[@gardensnailll]

*My* *NeCK* *HaS* *FALLen* *asLeeP*

[@redfireddragon8584]

Don't worry, just *put toothpaste on it*

[@gardensnailll]

RedFired Dragon 02 Wow thanks I didn’t know how to fix it!

[@hex7158]

And It cant get up

[@pangln]

Gotta revisit the roots every now and then

[@sickcunthunter]

"Kids, eye strain is real, thats why I have these glasses." Yeah... I learnt that the hard way buddy XD Now i have to wear glasses when I am infront of a computer screen :(

[@Th3Goober]

God have mercy on his recommended edit: I don't want to be like wOaH a ThOaSoUnD likes but I left this comment to die and when I came back it got 1k likes lol

[@morgan.r_taylor]

69 likes so I cant like

[@JazzyFruitloops]

Morgan Taylor I thought the same thing

[@coolcat9181]

@@JazzyFruitloops what

[@coolcat9181]

@@morgan.r_taylor huh

[@boyboykalikot3546]

@@coolcat9181 you innocent bruh it's ok preserve that while it's not corrupted yet

[@Danny-Gonzalez]

Thank you for spreading the word about Troom Troom (also I saw in a different vid that you went to Georgia Tech so did I woooo)

[@jarvis]

yooo the world is small. i just learned this too! go jackets and also greg

[@sadplatinum808]

Go greg and also troom is the worst

[@cohencyr3254]

Jarvis is officially Greg

[@jaydee540]

Hi danny i subscribed to your channel a month ago haha

[@Lexilove2016]

Danny Gonzalez OMG danny?????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@chunkymonke4766]

I’m taking the mouse...the most valuable item .... you never know who is around.... it’s your house🤣🤣.... also the computer has all your valuable information.... don’t worry as long as I have my mouse I will be protected 🤣🤣🤣