Troom Troom Is Actually The Worst Channel on YouTube

[@jarvis]

New Video where I try Troom Troom - kzbin.info/www/bejne/foC4e6yPlql3ntk

[@avrgmn5548]

I try troom troom.The subject?

[@jarrettlesueur239]

If you look at the new “stylish” keyboard there are Russian keys

[@jahvinedwards6244]

They advertised bright side when the one with the key bord

[@ytjiriho7026]

Troom troom is the worst channel? Noooo...what?

[@mexicanskeleton2910]

Jarvis Johnson have you seen LHUGENY

[@isaiahhughes5264]

If your neck “ falls asleep” I think that’s called a stroke

[@soyavocado]

it’s called a broken spine

[@Turtoile41]

@•goldfish brain• It's called forever sleep

[@theishaanandankitashow]

It’s called AVADA KEDAVRA

[@jamisoncrawford2265]

It’s called bye-bye medication

[@jazzhands8183]

*s n a p p*

[@user-en7dx1qp3k]

Rule of thumb: If you can't explain why something is popular, chances are that the answer is children.

[@johnsauzedde1785]

Lmao

[@MrTootyRole]

Sound like the person that i shall not mention

[@lovelydolltime8006]

And view bots.

[@cinnabonbon]

hey i watch troom trom

[@pingu3945]

@@cinnabonbon bruuuhhhh

[@greymorning8389]

I have the answer for all you guys confused with the “black black city ...”. In Russia it’s a common beginning of scary stories for kids like “once upon a time” in fairytales except for the black black theme can go on through the whole story and in the end it’s usually something like “ and she opened the black black box and there was a RED shoe” and you are supposed to shout it as loud as possible.

[@LunarEleven]

Wow. That's actually more interesting and informative than anything in the Troom Troom video was! Seems like they could have changed it to be a little more relevant to an English speaking audience, though :) glad you cleared it up.

[@acedcoffee6934]

Oh thanks! I knew there was a method like this but it hit me only now. And yeah troom troom could've done a better job

[@phillawrence5148]

In England we say DARK DARK rather than BLACK BLACK

[@ocinidolegna]

it was a dark and stormy night...

[@yerischerries3010]

@@ocinidolegna OH that's a good parallel lmao

[@HiBoiz-iy3vz]

Jarvis: "I don't have any millet lying around" Me: laughs In bird owner

[@hannah.montana2194]

im confused in eastern european or sth, is that not a normal thing to have around for yourself lol

[@NotMe-ej9yz]

@@hannah.montana2194 I had never even heard of millet before this video, but I've definitely only ever seen it in bird feeders. Do people eat this where you're from?

[@fatesinker]

@@NotMe-ej9yz Although I don't know where Hanna is from, I do know that most eastern Europeans have a wide range of grains for themselves (Being an eastern European myself), mostly because we rely on agriculture to both feed and make us money.

[@lexiconlover]

@@hannah.montana2194 NO!

[@sisyphus-the-big-guy979]

That made me lauf in russian

[@qk7x]

Troom troom be like "Dont have paper to write on? By multiple plane tickets and hot glue them together!"

[@ange0042]

LOL

[@LunarEleven]

You can skip that step and use $100 bills and a 12-day chemical process to remove the ink. It's not only a handy life hack, it's also very durable!!

[@tiramiisu0]

@@LunarEleven Wow, thanks for the tip! Will use 😊

[@ULTRAKILLSLAYER]

Google should make a definition for Troom Troom and this should be it

[@sunaynashah620]

@@LunarEleven lmao

[@rheaaj456]

Here’s a life hack : If someones bothering you just make their neck fall asleep. For this Life hack you’ll need some strong hands, a lawyer and a 30 second head start.

[@josofina]

OH MY GOD

[@bananasauz4337]

😐

[@rainbowcattail4282]

😂

[@lorddambeldoor9714]

Good job agant 0

[@LunarEleven]

I think this is a justified approach to dealing with "friends" who lurk around your home waiting to sneak on your computer. I mean, there are other solutions, like oh I dunno password protected screen lock, maybe locking your door, not having sociopathic friends.... But I think your idea is more in the spirit of Troom Troom.

[@dogski2822]

It’s called 5 minute crafts, and it takes 4 days to discolor soda...

[@MrBuinhubinh]

and they have nearly 60m subs wtf

[@AirLight1646]

That’s just how mafia works

[@user-jc8by2wj8g]

Yeah that’s really stupid

[@maybejai]

4 day crafts!

[@mopbuckets4734]

Dogski28 yeah, that’s really dumb.

[@FBI-ep1ts]

Troom Troom be like, “Want to have a phone holder but do not have a phone holder? Carve out a eggplant and place your phone inside!”

[@zoltanbojan8035]

they actually did this but with a banana.

[@t_nicki]

i think five minute crafts did this with paper clips

[@tengallonhead_l1839]

I have red hair and I can confirm that every one of us is named "redhead"

[@EgyptM2007]

Rangas

[@Madura1206]

Yea I have black hair but it is kinda racist

[@kaylea_is_me674]

Madura Gunasekara you do realize that hair color isn’t a race right?😂😂😂. No shade but lmao

[@hneyboba8275]

Hahahah

[@guacamoli7]

Kaylea_is_me are you slow?

[@mrsuzan533]

i said this before, i'll say it again: troom troom couldn't make any room room for a brain brain

[@horse_stan6007]

*broom broom

[@vegan_for_innocentlives]

wow! this is the best comment i`ve ever seen

[@maxtheaxe6889]

Troom troom is going to go boom boom

[@PastelCookie_]

HAA!

[@ritabowe1]

Oh god lmfao

[@tofutii]

“I’m not monetizing FEELINGS JIMMY” This hit harder than anything I’ve ever heard

[@theyhatekath]

Indeed :(

[@lShowSpeed5813]

Watch time 10 Minute videos Ads Monetization

[@mopbuckets4734]

Marco Brines indeed. 🙁

[@RianeBane]

Not that they monetize facts, either...

[@tofutii]

RianeBane so true though

[@luhinopalermo7339]

At 8:35, I think this is a reference to a Russian страшилка or пугалка, which are like scary children's rhymes, an example of which "В черном, черном городе есть черный, черный переулок" or "In the black, black city, there is a black, black alleyway", this kind of format is used in a lot of them. Usually, the last line is said loudly with the intent of scaring the other person, kind of like the original скример. Not a native speaker, so feel free to correct me.

[@Regalecus_glesne]

We also do have those in America. At least I did when I was growing up. Usually at the end there was a ghost or a man with long teeth. But on the playground sometimes it was just a jellybean in the “dark dark box.”

[@Stre55ed1]

YoU nEvEr KnOw WhO wAnDeRs ArOuNd HeRe This is ur house Best line of 2019

[@youtheme8035]

Aww man

[@nicolefrances8744]

When was that

[@lavenderteal8485]

I replayed that part many times. It was hilarious

[@sunnygoose]

Wdym are saying it’s not normal for random ppl to be walking around ur house?!?!

[@ndg3115]

A whisk can’t only whip eggs it can also *_WHIP REDHEAD_*

[@FuliCuddlesFangirl]

noahislucifer Redhead wants to know: Your location

[@TemmiePlays]

Your joke was great once I reached that part of the video. 👌top shelf

[@DerpyDarky]

lol

[@pepperflaked5404]

That’s chill

[@williamschmidt8652]

Interesting...

[@azuhawl]

"Logan Paul, I convinced him the door was a like button" "*sigh* He smashed it?" "Yeah"

[@LunarEleven]

@Lewis Fisher most people don't comment until the end of the video and by then their brains are too fried to even remember what was said 14+ minutes ago. That, or their neck fell asleep.

[@beatbox3620]

Who’s brain was fried I think it’s a lil extreme for a 14 min video lol

[@clumpus2012]

@@beatbox3620 its troom troom

[@gracefulrx]

@Lewis Fisher shouldve said it was a plate

[@Bear_Song]

That was an amazing start to the video

[@Morpheus0]

"A black keyboard won't do, get a white one" Cinemasins: That's racist!

[@Jason_Altea]

**ding!**

[@whocares12345]

KZbin deep cross 😂

[@giraffeman326]

+1000 sins

[@possums154]

*ding* One million sins gets added to the sin counter

[@minecrafttree1676]

I was like No. 69

[@Beetleunderapavingslab]

"Do your legs get tired from sitting in the computer?" Yes, I am sitting *inside* the computer. Not only are my legs tired, but they're G o n e. :)

[@Phoenix_Blader_93]

😂😂😂 Im dying 😂😂😂

[@jack_productionz6079]

is nobody going to talk about troom troom being racist

[@Phoenix_Blader_93]

@@jack_productionz6079 how

[@angrybirdsfan9826]

*i am the computer* *i had no legs in the first place*

[@sheeloesreallycool]

JACKATTACKproductionZ Z how

[@Geoff_From_Cardiff]

Vicky! Dolly! Daisy and Redhead! YOU FORGOT BLUE-EYED GIRL

[@leen9609]

And blondie

[@drewwhitford8252]

Sakura -Chan and Curly Sue

[@bitcchtits721]

And M i c k e y

[@Suragan_s]

Smith

[@bugthebeloved]

Ms Smith

[@raccoonsgrace2232]

“You will only type positive things after this!” That and the “happy thoughts” message before was enough to convince that Troom Troom is an authoritarian state trying to control the happiness of its citizens

[@pandfcm]

And the stress ball

[@hussainbedair7676]

If you stay happy, you think happy.

[@hypersonicspeedgrov]

More like 123 Go with Zeffo...

[@senilerodent]

@@hypersonicspeedgrov it's all connected

[@bananasauz4337]

As generic as this sounds Exercising is a great way to release stress Breathing in fresh air from outside feeling the sun against your skin Getting your blood pumping with a brisk walk It all just helps Or you get attacked by mosquitoes will inspire you to stay inside and work

[@thetheatreorgan168]

Or the neighbor who hates you spits on you in the middle of coronavirus

[@merakiiiii00139]

,

[@wafflekiller5148]

“Here’s a bag of money” yes, how I do all of my transactions of money

[@andrewjenkins9965]

I never go to the grocery store without my bag of money.

[@mrgoldfish8791]

Yep same

[@cocoelacanth]

“Here you go, Mrs. Mavilda. Here’s the two bags.”

[@THANKYOUFORTHEVENOM]

Also doubles as a weapon if you have enough coins in it 😂

[@bumblaur]

mr youtube is never wrong

[@Danny-Gonzalez]

Thank you for spreading the word about Troom Troom (also I saw in a different vid that you went to Georgia Tech so did I woooo)

[@jarvis]

yooo the world is small. i just learned this too! go jackets and also greg

[@sadplatinum808]

Go greg and also troom is the worst

[@cohencyr3254]

Jarvis is officially Greg

[@jaydee540]

Hi danny i subscribed to your channel a month ago haha

[@Lexilove2016]

Danny Gonzalez OMG danny?????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@pikawesome1]

9:40 "do your legs tend to fall asleep while sitting IN a computer?" try our simple life hack called a chair.

[@yourmum101ful]

"....Sitting AT a computer...."

[@samm_2986]

xD that s what they said!?! im dyinggg

[@shen144]

5:24

[@marrchaney9206]

Sim problems, am I right?

[@4.99dollarchickenstripbask7]

They're Ukrainian, and these videos get translated horribly to English. That's why it says that.

[@Abbanellie]

"maybe I'm uncultured, but I don't have any millet lying around" *laughs in bird trainer*

[@austinhobbesandjustin]

"If you have a black keyboard, get a white one" HmMmMmMmMmMmMmmm

[@arandomuser9459]

That doesn’t sound right. I wonder...

[@AbsoluteRatBastard]

I wonder what the sounds like. Oh wait, that’s right. *TROOM TROOM IS RACIST CONFIRMED*

[@silyster7590]

@@AbsoluteRatBastard I don't who you are but its so right!!!!

[@Kate-tp1fv]

Racist much

[@silly-kitty3272]

did anyone else notice the keyboard has the Russian alphabet on it? no, just me?

[@kingheracross8923]

when I rewatch this and hear Vicky, all I think of is the phrase, “nothing better then a fresh set of nails Vicky.”

[@inactiveaccount6884]

i admit that every two weeks or so, i pry my nails off my fingers and toes with pliers and replace them with a fresh pair.

[@hampuschristersson]

REUSE THEM VICKY

[@loftilara8468]

Same 🤣🤣

[@jackmanning1117]

The reverse shot is a Victorian ghost

[@galyrion2858]

These are forbidden by Zeffo!

[@acupthatdraws1993]

Why do i just imagine the narrator in troom troom saying “daisy just cheated on her boyfriend!”

[@redpanda5813]

Lol

[@redpanda5813]

Same

[@cake_popduck8371]

*DAISY JUST CHEATED ON HER BOYFRIEND* *oh no what r we gonna do? Let’s stick a fork in his phone! That’ll help him get a girl/man!*

[@ninteythree93]

Luigi is sad

[@lilliray5837]

Im pretty sure that they have said that

[@456puff]

With everything going on in Ukraine, I genuinely hope everyone involved in Troom Troom is doing ok. They're still uploading (I checked) so I guess so.

[@mariotron8718]

I hoped for the opposite

[@456puff]

@@mariotron8718 Yes, they make shitty, clickbait content, but that doesn't mean they deserve to horribly die or be held as prisoners of war by the Russians.

[@simin7140]

@@RibblesMcSnoo BRO WHAT?????

[@ChronicNewb]

@@RibblesMcSnoowoah there

[@CarlosFerZar]

Me too, No one deserves death threats, unless you made an unforgivable crime

[@MintyTheCorgi]

In a BLACK BLACK city... "what the hell is going on?" I'm confused too Jarvis

[@Ocyla]

Right? My monitors have a black border, my phone is black, my ear piece is black, my headset is black, my laptop is black, my keyboards are black, my mouse is black. Bitch be hating on a popular peripheral color.

[@MsJerrySparkle]

as a russian i knew immediately what that was, its a start to a spooky story for scaring kids that everyone knows, it only makes sense in russian lol, they really didnt care though and put it in anyway

[@x3a]

Uh oh segregation

[@syndneytraharnana2423]

Well we all agree. Anything black is bad. If you want something that makes you happy and cheerful, be white.

[@dumbbumsc5329]

@NonLegit Nation a girl with black black hair

[@bolognanoodles3600]

" iTs nOT a PrObLeM aNy MoRe " this video " ITs NoT a MOuSe AnY mOrE "

[@kimisrlycool]

Unicorn queen I was about to say

[@lavender.oatmilk.lattes]

Holo are you talking to me

[@leannett3]

Omg i watch her too btw simplynailogical

[@something813]

I thought that too!😂

[@theblabarmy]

Holo

[@squidwardtortellini4982]

1:47 "my mom is a dog and my dad is a banana. Who am I?" A freak of nature?

[@coldrogue5234]

Imagine walking into your bedroom and your dog is sitting there with the banana next to it whispering 'I'm pregnant with our banana child'

[@krysmrug6478]

A person with banana peels as skin and the head and legs of a dog

[@krysmrug6478]

@NoobPlayZ 245 like so brody can see

[@lennyluvr]

A mistake?

[@himate1666]

@@lennyluvr it's a penis

[@SpidrMunkee]

"In a black, black city..." Me: **jazz music stops**

[@youtheme8035]

CJ stops followin the damn train

[@glocky9134]

Juice Wrld stops seeing shadows in his room

[@therealsquimby3191]

* Trades black for white * HOL UP

[@mr.paperbag771]

"In a black, black neighborhood..."

[@TheConfusedWumbologist]

Michael Bay narration, "In a world where everything's black."

[@ohseespolice7419]

8:35 I think russians are behind this Troom Troom thingy, i'll explain why: "In a black black ____ there is a black black ____ with a black black ___ and etc." is a template beggining of an average cliche horror story for kids. This "template" (if i can call it like that) is very popular in russian folklore and often used ironically. That means russians made this video and translated it in english without knowing that "black black horror story" meme is not a thing in other countries.

[@turtlefeesh]

Nailed it!

[@redforest9269]

@Da Frog Cyrillic is not unique to Russia.

[@blarpax9061]

ive heard it in sweden aswell

[@LittleSirBoy]

Oh in my country theres a different version and its in english,instead of black black its dark dark i remember it going 'in a dark dark house there is a dark dark room,in that dark dark room blah blah'

[@ovuvuevuevueenyetuenwuevue1022]

Troom troom is based in ukraine

[@SloppyJoe-ke7gq]

“Time to get rid of bad thoughts!” Screw emotional support animals, therapists, antidepressants, or anything else like that, just make a massage tool out of the whisk you got off Amazon one time when you were drunk.

[@yuewang3742]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@pikko3664]

Ikr screw actual helpful stuff. How could that stuff ever help you

[@erica9220]

Oddly specific incident of buying the whisk but that makes it better😂😂

[@ambergof7447]

Lol

[@Melonhii]

as much as you can say the channel is cringe, i hope the production crew and actors are doing okay and are in a safe area

[@jeff1.274]

I second this, however it seems the actors/actresses are ok, judging by their Instagram posts. I do not know about Mr. Miroshnykov however.

[@casandrasantander3290]

What's their Instagram?

[@tester1991]

"I convinced Logan Paul that the door was a like button, and then he smashed it." I died.

[@bravecylinder93]

No, it really isn't...

[@Infinitetech-ogda]

Rest in peace djthecoolman1121

[@briftdoard]

Jarvis “the door is a like button” Logan Paul *smashes door* Door *OW THAT HURT DUSHEBAG*

[@AsteroidBK]

lol

[@karina_martinez420]

XD

[@Th3Goober]

God have mercy on his recommended edit: I don't want to be like wOaH a ThOaSoUnD likes but I left this comment to die and when I came back it got 1k likes lol

[@morgan.r_taylor]

69 likes so I cant like

[@JazzyFruitloops]

Morgan Taylor I thought the same thing

[@coolcat9181]

@@JazzyFruitloops what

[@coolcat9181]

@@morgan.r_taylor huh

[@boyboykalikot3546]

@@coolcat9181 you innocent bruh it's ok preserve that while it's not corrupted yet

[@soulsearcher7077]

5 Minutes Crafts has to be sponsored by Coca-Cola. Nobody has this many Coke bottles and cans just laying around

[@dead9247]

Makes sense.

[@DarlyFofa]

And hot glue. And toothpaste. And baking soda.

[@lennyluvr]

Undeclared sponsorships? WAIT, THAT’S ILLEGAL...

[@captainflowers748]

.... I did

[@memebeater5726]

Possible sponsors : Coca cola and Colgate.

[@onaruki]

jarvis: i dont have any millet laying around Me: wtf is millet

[@mirandathepandakitty1630]

I think it’s like a type of grain

[@sierrahale804]

@@mirandathepandakitty1630 It is, you're correct : )

[@MooseShower]

I’m screaming as a bird owner

[@radwl]

Jarvis' hoodie is the best: "Clickbait"

[@maddieool7045]

As someone whos in the dream team fandom, your profile scares me.

[@maddieool7045]

Yousef Mohamed Ghanem no, I only watch dreams videos lol

[@efslgima]

He put on the wrong hoodie

[@mr.cyanide4897]

No as someone also from the dream team fandom, I totally agree XD

[@emreakbas3182]

Yeah

[@camrrg]

"wHo LeT yOu In HeRe!?" "Logan Paul, I convinced him the door was a like button so he... He..." "Smashed it?"

[@thisisepic3289]

Midoriya: SMAAAAASH...! Logan Paul: SMAAAAAAAAAASH........!

[@can0cringe]

*Smashed it* Sorry not sorry

[@MbvRocks-e2u]

@@can0cringe that sssniperwolf picture though 😂😂😂

[@can0cringe]

tough luck123 : As soon as she made the face I knew it was meant to be XD

[@MbvRocks-e2u]

@@can0cringe XD

[@imprincesswolfy2565]

Tired of a *black black* keyboard????? GET AN RGB ONE!

[@sonoda944]

Gaming keyboard nowadays smh

[@wibs0n68]

@@sonoda944 Maybe in the future there will be RGB office keyboard.

[@jayden.dayyan]

Riah Veal LOL same

[@ちゃんりゅこ]

@@matthew_211 okay, THAT was racist lol (i hate racism and any type of intolerance, May it be homophobia, sexism, racism, transphobia etc.)

[@BobbyBoomstar]

Aaron Heych she has plus her profile is a white readhead lol

[@arizonagreenbee]

"your neck fell asleep!" That's called a strokea

[@minecrafter2646]

Strok ea games

[@arizonagreenbee]

@@minecrafter2646 *it's in the neck*

[@spooky7010]

“I don’t know if I’m uncultured, but I don’t have any MiLlEt lying around”

[@durpyislost6212]

miLLeT

[@casual_ice_consumer4148]

I'm a bird guy I have the mIlLEt

[@krowwithakay]

@@casual_ice_consumer4148 me too lol. My finches love it!

[@lucknowiwrites4481]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/o6bUYYeEd5h5d6s

[@danielcash689]

"You never know who wanders around here" "Its your house"

[@hexsiongaming4462]

just use toothpaste idiot

[@chuckylowlegs2827]

Ah, yes my favorite web series character, *R E D H E A D*

[@flowichu]

*ah yes, cultured people*

[@yoshidex64]

*N I C E*

[@sheeniethewolfie1685]

I dunno Scared Blondie seems to be a good character too

[@User-rw6sg]

*SAME*

[@im1yearsold169]

The best waifu,right in front of hatsune

[@basic_austism]

At 5:00, im pretty sure when your body parts "falls asleep" its due to lack of circulation so if your neck "falls asleep" you'll like die or come close to it due to lack of blood flow

[@itsyoboiivan3255]

Mom:Your head hurts? Mom: *looks over at computer*

[@olivre9872]

Mom: I T S B E C A U S E O F T H A T - Me: Get the fuck out of my room i am 26 years old

[@Humanoidable]

@@olivre9872 AHAHAAHAAHAHA omg this happened to me

[@Humanoidable]

@@olivre9872 Im 26 and had exactly that conv with my mom some days ago

[@kiraaisling9603]

Mom: *Neck falls asleep* WHAT THE FU-

[@owensks]

ctrrl adeq good for you are still living at home

[@lennyflorio7533]

Chef: how do you like your cringe Me: life hack channel Troom troom: Say no more

[@RaulGomez-ic6ob]

Splatoon is gae

[@bennycheca9426]

Raul Gomez no it aint

[@RaulGomez-ic6ob]

*bet*

[@waffluuz2676]

*B E T*

[@ElmarJFapp]

BeSt LyF hEk Is SuIcIdE

[@peduarte2003]

*God damn it. My neck fell asleep again*

[@xxfirebladegamingxx1807]

@@jukson8105🤨

[@xxfirebladegamingxx1807]

@@jukson8105 ur friend is a natiz then 🤯

[@jukson8105]

@@xxfirebladegamingxx1807 he was joking bro, he's doing the same thing. Just a meme yknow

[@daganfox6399]

@@xxfirebladegamingxx1807 "natiz"

[@sirmilliotos3198]

Pedro Pias I subbed

[@cagywarlock7]

Love content like this because I get to laugh at content farms while having the satisfaction of never giving them a single click!

[@ellielevy9086]

me: accidentally clicks on bright side video KZbin: gives me thirteen different troom troom and five minute crafts vids

[@mr.nortonshorton3672]

KZbin algorithm in a nutshell

[@Zurtron]

Ik it’s so annoying

[@MortalLintRoller]

KZbin: Oh you like crafts, don’t you? itS nOt A pRoBLeM anYmORe

[@alfieclaborn4446]

Bright Side is bad

[@dice7584]

Dear god

[@ninecorell1927]

1:47 “My moms a dog, my dads a banana, who am I?” One fucked up kid

[@hobbit._hoodieboi1345]

your a microwave

[@hobbit._hoodieboi1345]

a dirty one

[@cheesewizard8943]

I don't want to know how that would even work

[@georgegarfunkle8232]

@Spoono Mode This is beyond science

[@imaginewagons6021]

@@hobbit._hoodieboi1345 MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@windowsforvista]

Can confirm - I work for KZbin and Logan Paul smashes our doors constantly.

[@jarvis]

😂😂😂

[@aviationdude9546]

Arya Boudaie I’m an air traffic controller and Shit hits the fam really quickly.

[@Suspicious-Carl]

you work for youtube? can you give super mario logan his monitization back plz?

[@nightwolf3368]

ye

[@okamiblu6842]

Can confirm am door

[@saucyhands9235]

" this keyboard only makes you want to type positive words!" keyboard: IN RUSSIAN

[@skena76]

We only speak good thing in russia comrade!

[@Charlotte-jm3ce]

It's a Ukrainian keyboard

[@commscan314]

It's a Cyrillic keyboard.

[@frog_penis]

@@commscan314 here is difference between cyrillic keyboards of russian and ukrainian. Both of it has specific letters. On this keyboard you can see і and є beside to enter. This ones have only Ukrainian alphabet ehe

[@lizzie31]

Regardless of which language it's in, why is it being a non-English keyboard even an issue??? Not everyone in the world speaks English? Other cultures and languages exist?? Am I missing something or is this yet another example of weird Anglocentrism

[@elysium_xvx6569]

Troom Troom vs Morgz Top 10 anime battles

[@goompo]

FBI, I’m sure there are better things to do with your time. Heard the Area 51 raid needs a helping hand...

[@galaxyunicornstar2497]

Top 10 anime : who called me?

[@parkermeyer9660]

FBI I see u on almost all the comment sections

[@MrProsident]

nobody knows who will win... this is gonna be endgame 2

[@humanbeing384]

Morgz copies other youtubers

[@BreakingWhite]

The real question is *why* does Red Head have a notebook?

[@DerpyDarky]

BWAAHAHAHAHAAHA

[@abandonedaccount6878]

because KIR B

[@KittyKat-gh4cn]

LUCAzade -she’s drawing nudes- she’s coming up with click bait titles and thumbnails

[@homiecat1681]

Idk

[@thegreen3918]

Because she’s a ginger

[@ZzuriVR]

Troom troom: "Can we copyright strike this guy? " KZbin: "Yeah sure, why not. "

[@chs292]

Please do

[@sparkly-chan]

@Matthew Margetan underrated comment 🤣

[@dragonempress8367]

It makes life... *Slow motion* A WHOLE LOT EASIER.

[@adorable1018]

Matthew Margetan 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😹👌😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

[@lorenzomabalos9851]

I'm amazed how Troom Troom hasn't stopped producing videos despite Ukraine being invaded.

[@jeff1.274]

either they are blinded by their desire to exploit the YT algorithm, or working for Troom Troom is the only job they have.

[@pip4349]

"Redhead has stockpiled 5.56 under her bed. She loads it into her AR-12 and fires into the Russian invaders."

[@godzdead]

i think with all their youtube money the channel owner moved somewhere europe or usa long before the war started

[@mattybcool]

"But it can't whip eggs anymore" 😂😂😂

[@Endercurse]

That's just a minor side effect. Please use a fork or go to your local store to buy another whisk. And don't even think about buying an actual headmassager spider that will probably work better AND last you longer, which costs JUST AS MUCH as a new whisk does.

[@michaelwoodruff5752]

You know it was a good bit when you laugh out loud by yourself

[@frostythesnowbob607]

RIP

[@missingno2401]

@@Endercurse really? I just use a spoon handle if I can't find a whisk.

[@mhafanno.1890]

Matt Eldon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@gardensnailll]

*My* *NeCK* *HaS* *FALLen* *asLeeP*

[@redfireddragon8584]

Don't worry, just *put toothpaste on it*

[@gardensnailll]

RedFired Dragon 02 Wow thanks I didn’t know how to fix it!

[@hex7158]

And It cant get up

[@sugarcookie7386]

The keyboard just naturally turned white when she put the stickers on it.

[@dead9247]

Yeah

[@jasperhughes2399]

Oh shit

[@emilygoogle6520]

And it magically grew the Cyrillic alphabet... :/ That video is weird

[@astrida111]

@@emilygoogle6520 those are fking hieroglyphics

[@ashthepokemonmaster2375]

*magically

[@generalobiwankenobi8265]

“We can’t have black keyboards! They are not white!” -Troom Troom, 2018

[@roselaurerichard2834]

Tired of a black keyboard? Then buy a black Wii remote! (Yes i know, I'm *really* late)

[@shanonfree8210]

I am too.

[@frostedwyrm7321]

Last

[@alfieclaborn4446]

Giddylevi no I’m last

[@willemjahne345]

Last?

[@Flower-bu9my]

I'm last

[@yugodealer]

take the mouse to avoid her using it *L A P T O P*

[@AntoninaKhramova]

I love how one of them goes an extra mile to take mouse with her, while the other goes an extra mile to bring her own mouse (obviously expecting the mouse will be taken, I mean, why else) To snoop on a friend While it's a laptop :D

[@leonashi7376]

Nobody: Not a single soul: 5 minute craft thumbnails: let’s teach kids how to eat glue

[@alaynafarmer7294]

Yeah so step one: get some glue. Step two: eat it!

[@foopthehoop3103]

alayna farmer correction: 1: go 2 store 2: open the glue 3: get used to the taste 4: put in mouth 5: chew 6: yummy yummy time

[@nirko841]

Troom Troom: Let teach theM to eat. SHIT. Epic music in backround

[@ahmetkaraosman7509]

@@foopthehoop3103 they eat glitter? shiiet

[@terryfuldsgaming7995]

And trick them into thinking discolored means to remove the coloring! Let's make these kids as dumb as possible!

[@tova4650]

“Maybe I’m uncultured but I don’t have any millet lying around” Bird owners:

[@briannaxrenee]

lmaoooo why is there a picture of me in that article at 11:50 I don't run Troom Troom

[@Kuri0]

Because you do 😂

[@davardy3661]

Mhmm still haven't gotten verified with almost a million subs I see......🤔

[@nirajr31]

Omg lol I recently started watching you

[@hentaibodypillow250]

You do you just don’t know it

[@fungmungus6967]

*S T A R E*

[@lafawarz4990]

8:12 HAHAHAHAHA “Is she not aware that every computer has a trackpad built into it?!” LMAO

[@hollyblueagate4398]

Same!! How pathetic

[@rosesonrosesonroses]

I know! Troom troom is just terrible it needs logic to come to there place

[@krap8789]

*laptop

[@briandiehl9257]

Notice the point of that clip was that her friend had her own stylish mouse to spy on her

[@hehehehaw7]

woah no way mine is names daniel chang

[@kaja8891]

you don't have to describe them 'cause your shirt has already done the job

[@andymadden8183]

*C L I C K B A I T*

[@mickeyzinabu2925]

It's a hoodie put ...

[@NinjaMatt55]

Ikr thats what I was thinking

[@eeeeeeeeeeeeee8500]

Itt nőt a szúrt itt ahoodie bit your right

[@billbobert]

😂

[@daddles.]

“make sure to blink a often as possible!” **proceeds to have eye seizures**

[@felixroux]

*she protecc* *she attacc* *but most importantly, she make stupid life haccs*

[@madman-tf7cx]

I love these memes

[@codywang1801]

why,

[@y4shir44]

lol 😂

[@andersonritter1389]

Most importantly her hair blacc blacc

[@lvbboi9]

@@andersonritter1389 as blacc as my Cat

[@cs-zh4jm]

Is your friend studying for finals? Does she keep on saying, "If I don't finish this, I'll lose EVERYTHING"? Well your in luck! *Just buy this pillow, and she will never finish her work, and she will fail, EVERYTHING. She will lose what she has been waiting for, because of you.* Now she will always talk to you!

[@YunosJoJo]

I like this hack

[@dottyContrarian]

*aRe YoU aSsUmInG mY fRiEnD's GeNdEr??*

[@milster08]

Advertising 101 You need to lead the thing.

[@oksana8092]

When you are so needy that you might actually consider this. Being needy is a real pain , tho

[@queijonoob1160]

"I'll take the mouse so she doesn't spy on me" Track pad: Am I a joke to you

[@run4walk]

"5 minute crafts" " Leave for *4 Days* " :thinking:

[@roadroller8851]

*e x p o s e d*

[@Phowest]

🤔

[@brionybrett5997]

XD

[@boywithacamera8317]

👍👍👍👍

[@nancyschwendeman9646]

E X P O S E D

[@thizbiz5111]

Introducing the Jarvis Johnson cinematic universe: Trying my best Dying my best Crying my best Flying my best Lying my best Denying my best Frying my best Spying my best Qualifying my best Justifying my best Identifying my best

[@davea3641]

Styling My Best

[@theblueberry7299]

Mining my best

[@calmack6637]

Buying my best

[@tntyeeter7821]

Lying my best

[@im1yearsold169]

Cracking on my best

[@BlindingLight]

* casually eats keyboard * *”delicious.”*

[@Sunnyplayz64]

your profile pic explains it

[@interferis6252]

Dee-lich-eee-ou-s

[@interferis6252]

@random idiot" Readhead stole her dad's keyboard, she and her best friend Blondie are going to injest it in the park! "

[@consentclub8431]

"First, fill a sock with bird food..." 🥴

[@co_ae]

Life Hacks Devolution: -Useful Life Hacks -Weird but useful Life Hacks -Useless Life Hacks -Weird Useless Life Hacks -Sweetie don't go near that man -Baby call the police -Honey get the gun. NOW

[@oneandonlyjez]

-FBI! OPEN UP!

[@darkspeedsterz]

And then there's: Hans... get ze flammemverfen

[@Blocko_Boi]

-Gotta throw the whole world away now.

[@semi-useful5178]

Hans get ze wex.

[@monikalmao1379]

*"ItS nOt a MoUsE aNymOrE"*

[@lucknowiwrites4481]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/o6bUYYeEd5h5d6s

[@marvelousmisty8433]

“I convinced him the door was a like button” I wheezed (not joking, honestly. I am sick so I “laughed” and wheezed lol) Edit: Aww, thanks for the likes 😊

[@ravenscorpse3586]

Lmao I wheeze when I laugh so I relate

[@test-gm7bi]

Wow I love sharing info that no one cares about, I took a shit yesterday

[@The_Grace_God]

@@test-gm7bi I'm still laughing at the joke

[@rosiele1511]

I remember when my parents told me that my fingers were going to eat me if I kept singing The Finger Family song. Memories!

[@dukequiroz1667]

Troom troom: If u don't like a black keyboard buy a new keyboard 5 min crafts : buy something and use it

[@Zetvue]

five minute crafts is better i guess

[@Fullsonicsped12]

6:08 ”my friend keeps telling me to stop doing demonic rituals outside of their house it’s so annoying”

[@Icantchangemyhandlehelp]

Clicked on an got an AD.. Satan is here..

[@Zuion_Art]

Lol

[@desgreyskry8792]

*mixes 4 bag of sugar in a cup* *cup magically turns into a tomato soup* *Troom Troom's thumbnail*

[@planetshine]

Ruel Sinha correct me if I’m wrong, but you don’t have that many heads.

[@ryanunknownbtb5266]

Oh so that is how it is made

[@aboredfellow1448]

*life hack for 60 seconds and 60 parsecs*

[@symbiotee4]

@Ruel Sinha dude you just made a optical illusion

[@amogus-mg5bk]

Ikr xD

[@ovizal]

12:03 why the f*** would you take your suitcase in the water lmfao

[@aratrikachakraborty9124]

Jarvis: What is Troom Troom? I have a better question. *Why* is Troom Troom?

[@starrysparklefun7476]

It a channel full of diy and life hack like 5-Minutes Craft they are similar channel

[@yourdeathisinevitable]

And how do I sit at a computer? Ahem, whatever happened to grammar, Troom-Troom?

[@sssaaabbbeeerrr]

When is troom troom

[@mopbuckets4734]

Aratrika Chakraborty where is troom troom?

[@sloanissocoolandgreat]

where is troom troom? I'll do you one better, who is troom troom? I'll do you one better, WHY IS TROOM TROOM (do you get it)

[@moonylupin5160]

And... Redhead. "REDHEAD HAS A NOTEBOOK" I have officially died of laughter. everybody is invited to the funeral your welcome

[@TheHazeKiller]

We actually don't have names. That video is entirely accurate.

[@annabeecarter1012]

Gacha Brittany the blue eyed girl

[@leviusane6418]

Troom troom... has given a notebook to Redhead ! Redhead is free !

[@Smittel]

Am i invited to the funeral or nah?

[@reisushi3459]

RIP

[@tigercraft9744]

Troom Troom: “Does your legs get tired while using your computer?” Me: “No. Maybe you should start sitting properly.”

[@Amyphere]

They actually say "Does your legs get tired while *sitting in* your computer?” Like, well there's your problem

[@weepop8291]

Actually it should be said as back not legs, never had tired legs on computer more common, back pain

[@arya31ful]

Wth sit on their computer?,don't they have chair or something?

[@mikko7446]

I never sit properly on my computer. Not once have my legs gotten tired.

[@KentShepherd]

I guess they haven't tried getting up and walking around for a bit?

[@victinistealth5756]

1:47 “my mum is a dog, my dad is a banana, who am I?” Cracked me up 😂😂

[@shibes4jesus105]

nobody: Troom Troom: so I heard you guys liked manipulating your friends

[@ireland9742]

8:49 is the most racist thing ever. **Only white keyboards can make you type happy thoughts** I’m sorry if I’m taking this too literally but it just crossed my mind and it hurt 🤣

[@milster08]

Ireland yeah, I used to have a black keyboard, I could still type positive words. I now have a gaming keyboard because... why the heck not?

[@TomimokaDiyuu]

Thats what im thinking about

[@chenstormstout9456]

Ok that head whisk thing, is an actual product. Except for that it’s three times bigger and it’s made out of flexible copper. Also it’s called the “Head Wizard”.

[@Randoplants]

There are also cheaper non-branded ones. It's a useful product - though an actual version will have soft ends, not the jagged wire ends leftover from cutting up a whisk.

[@plumeria1985]

@@Randoplants Don't worry! They put craft store hot glue on the tips so you totally won't scar your scalp or anything

[@Randoplants]

@@plumeria1985 oh thank goodness. I don't know how well that works, but better than jagged metal

[@CowboyLuigi]

Seen 'em in an asian store

[@DEMSH00T3R]

Me: **discolors Coca-Cola** Also Me: Wow my life is now *waaaayyyyy easier.* My anxiety and ADD is gone, my school grades are straight A’s, oh wow my life is *way easier now.*

[@laura-lo4bu]

8:30 troom troom :"Its a new computer fashion trend of 2018" Me: "it will not be a trend ,sorry"

[@tntaw749]

lau ra rgb

[@Conifer_Cons]

What

[@phoenixfish1076]

It's not a trend It's racism

[@Liam-sh3bp]

That could be my new shoe

[@pauledunn]

Lol

[@Ali-hu2qz]

"5 min craft is the worst channel on youtube!" Troom Troom: "hold my beer!" Thx for 700 likes!

[@hollyblueagate4398]

XD

[@hailegabriel5771]

Bright side: ''Hold my balls!''

[@redd8844]

I'm literally laughing😂😂😂👌👌

[@thxrnwxlf5204]

GROWY TV .... Imature

[@lil__stinker]

Also Troom Troom: * dives into sea of hate comments and conspiracies *

[@Broeckchen]

"It's time to get rid of bad thoughts! There is no war in Ba Sing Se!"

[@magicottoncandy]

Not what I expected but what I needed

[@СЧАСТЛИВАЯ-х8р]

😂😂

[@acproductions6551]

Avatar reference You are now my friend

[@dhiahayu3253]

It really works guys! I recently had a bad thought about those crazy rumors of 100 years war and then the Dai Li took me to have a vacation under Lake Laogai! It was totally awesome! My bad thoughts cleared up in no time! The Dai Li are so nice and I am so grateful of them for preserving our tradition. We are so lucky to have our walls to create orders. Remember, there is no war in Ba Sing Se! :)

[@caleblewis8169]

@@dhiahayu3253 yeah man there are some pretty rude people saying there is but they're lying

[@froggdoggs8551]

9:55 moving your eyes up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right will actually clip you through the floor and straight into hell

[@eddykidplayzyt]

You have to wavedash into a wall just after you do it though

[@SlightRecoiI]

Having bad thoughts? well... B E G O N E T H O U G H T

[@peapod14]

it's thought not thot ...?

[@zaichomp9125]

TheGWGamerHD just read the full comment

[@BlackVogel1]

Go away Big gay

[@shouryamitra8858]

@@peapod14 r/wooosh

[@michaelhaag604]

Thank you