Castle Super Beast Clips: The Stuff Teachers Got Away With

[@Dac85]

"The only thing you take with you is the damage." - Pat speaker of truth

[@mattland2998]

Can't wait for the education system to be radically reformed for the better just to prove him wrong

[@habadasheryjones]

*Crazy Talk has been deactivated*

[@Kinzokugia]

"I was gonna say the fetishes and the quirks, but it's all damage." Woolie sez, You're gonna carry that weight

[@francescolombardi3438]

@@habadasheryjones CT: "Maybe i don't want to be the bad guy anymore"

[@humanitysfinest9795]

Where is crazy talk where you need him?

[@ikiryolaze1045]

"You're a loner, you watch Evangelion when you're like 10, now you're into bitchy redheads your whole life." I felt that

[@venuztrvp]

I feel attacked

[@riastradh]

Bitchy girls, redheads, but not bitchy redheads oddly enough

[@SaraBanartist]

High School lasts 4 years... But the resulting Body Image issues are FOREVER

[@albinoburrito900]

Can confirm, shit im a dude and that body image shit still got me lol, big oof 😅

[@ShadowWolfRising]

And the Psychological Trauma.

[@Lunchbox224]

"Oh, our son just woke up. Time to point out every imperfection before we even greet him." 20 years later: "You're not fat or ugly, I don't know where you always got that. You're so oversensitive."

[@calska140]

Nah. You just need something more terribly traumatic to happen after high school to sweep those high school borne mental issues right away. It'll be a worse issue for sure but it probably won't be body image issues. Just some good old fashion PTSD.

[@OllyRoger]

Yo, are we not gonna talk about the top-tier combatant that is Hero Teacher; who ran up to the roof of his school to confront what he thought were hooded figures with guns? Legendary.

[@albertzinger7132]

Maybe he didn't think things trough.

[@Abdega]

@@albertzinger7132 But guess who got to be Senator Armstrong a decade before Armstrong busting onto the scene as a last minute boss? *THAT GUY!*

[@knightornstein5902]

@@albertzinger7132 The virgin thinking things through VS the Chad taking action.

[@albertzinger7132]

@@knightornstein5902 I guess that's one way to become a hero.

[@gregstinkston7634]

According to cannon Hero Teacher might be covering for some shady shit

[@BTM8109]

"They are rage: brutal, without mercy. But you.... you will be worse. Rip and Tear. Until it is done." -Principal's address to the grade school teachers at the start of each semester

[@francescolombardi3438]

that would've been way better than all the anti-bullying lip service they feed to the administrators

[@absalom10]

"That's not gonna fly in college" Giant lies

[@francescolombardi3438]

Crazy Talk: Oh it's soaring!

[@ohheckitsthatkid7364]

The worst one was the teacher that tried to be friends with all the cool kids so they wouldn't get any trouble from them, they'd do this by ragging on the unpopular kids and borderlines encouraging the bullying.

[@francescolombardi3438]

"Kids are cruel, Jack! And I'm very in touch with my...inner child!"

[@ItsMichaelReid]

Saw coaches that were like this. Was pretty irritating to see

[@Doople]

As a kid that shit pissed me off when I saw it. Now as an adult who worked with kids, it still pisses me off and I think those teachers were immature morons at best.

[@KrytenKoro]

@@Doople I remember catching shit from my parents around age 6 for kicking a teacher who did that. Still don't regret it.

[@BinaryDood]

yes. thats my philosophy teacher

[@Jgt612]

I remember one time my friends and I got expelled for watching Batman Forever on our free period; Thing is, the deputy head teacher walked past the empty classroom we were using for this caper, and as she came in and asked what the hell we were doing I started spinning this absolute *masterwork* tapestry of bullshit. I said we were using the free period to brush up on the symbolism for English, it was that one scene with kid Bruce and it’s all oppressively blue and black, so it lined up excellently, it was like the stars of deceit had aligned for this one moment. I could actually see it starting to work for us until one dumbass friend started laughing and he chuckled out that we just “wanted tae watch a fuckin’ film eh” I’ve never felt such profound, indescribable frustration toward a person I thought was my friend before that moment and I’ve yet to feel that way since. Long story short the head teacher let us back in after a few days as long as we wrote an apology letter. That same dumbass refused to write one but instead printed out the transcript of The Righteous Man speech from Pulp Fiction and formatted it so that the text was shaped like the Batman logo, then he handed that in instead. He didn’t get back in.

[@KrytenKoro]

Kinda respect him more, there. It was a free period.

[@Jgt612]

KrytenKoro eh yeah I can see that, stick it to the man etc etc. Still when someone’s doing the work to get you all out of bother, acing the charisma check, the least you can do is haud yer wheesht eh?

[@Royalname31]

As much as I find that guy frustrating, he got a good point. Like, what's the issue of watching a movie on free period?

[@Jgt612]

@@Royalname31 as I understand it was cause “free” periods were what we all called them, officially it was “independent study periods” so watching a movie wasn’t exactly their idea of towing the line.

[@charleschamp9826]

College teachers be like "k -Sent from iPhone"

[@bigyin396]

"The only thing you take with you is the damage" That, and the Quadratic Equation. I can't remember entire years of my time in school but I can spout out the quadratic equation like I'm a captured soldier spouting his name, number and rank

[@francescolombardi3438]

GUN TO YOUR HEAD (points image of gun to your head) WHAT IS THE QUADRATIC EQUATION GO!

[@TheCommanderT]

THE NUMBERS MASON!!!!! TELL US WHAT THE NUMBERS MEAN!!!!!

[@quadrillion92]

honestly im dogshit at the equation whats your tricks

[@quadrillion92]

update: im still fucking dogshit at it theres just so many random rules and when coupled with other rules i just go monkey mode

[@francescolombardi3438]

Giving us this reward system that's supposed to motivate the class to cooperate with each other and do good in class, culminating in like, a day where we watch a movie or just don't do classwork, AND THEN ON THE DAY THAT SHE'S SUPPOSED TO ACT, SHE ISN'T THERE!

[@IcyDragonPolaris]

23:02 Is Woolie finally going to tell us about the guy he killed at football practice?

[@francescolombardi3438]

Brock Samson?

[@phoneyphil5663]

V in the chat for Venture Bros.

[@ivarent3784]

Oh man I remember a philosophy teacher that just throw our tests through the windows. They were not bad grades, everyone had the equivalent of A's and B's, he was just bored. Man what a madlad.

[@sirpantaloonsify]

Is this the sequel to every teacher gets 1?

[@travissloan9411]

Until it is done.

[@francescolombardi3438]

Every Teacher Gets One.5

[@NeutralL12]

every parent should get one for each teacher that abuses their child

[@francescolombardi3438]

@@NeutralL12 but what happens if a teacher uses their "One" on a parent?

[@heymay724]

@@francescolombardi3438 no. The teacher may have one and only one. Any it will set the child and his or her classmates straight in fear. If over stepped the parent and or guardian may have as many strikes against the teacher that is necessary

[@habadasheryjones]

Its wild discovering just how many teachers got an emergency bottle of liquor stashed away in their desk. Reminds me of my 8th grade English teacher who spiked her can of gin with a little pepsi.

[@onimaxblade8988]

I barely drink alcohol so I just swig my water bottle as if it's alcohol, but boy, sometimes I wish I had the real thing.

[@habadasheryjones]

@@onimaxblade8988 I drink my water bottles like flasks. Pull them outta my coat pocket, shaking my head anxiously as I do before knocking some big gulps back.

[@onimaxblade8988]

@@habadasheryjones Exactly. Or you do the gulp then the sincere dead eyes and exhale/grunt.

[@AngryHomunculus]

I think there might have been an instance where I saw a teacher from my sixth form (grades 12 and 13 in the UK) drinking beer on the bus on the way to said sixth form

[@Metphies-]

So, Mrs. Galloway? Congrats if you get the reference

[@kingoftropes922]

Some good teacher classes: Old Gremlin Woman: Usually Literature or Social studies, clearly enjoys teaching it, lot of experience, is honestly fine 9/10 time, but when kids give her grief she'll snap back and THAT gives her a bad reputation Young Nice Teacher: Usually Literature, probably the closest to the students in age, clearly trying to be nice, smiles a lot, has you read Shakespeare at LEAST once, probably white and/or a woman Cool Science Man: Just a generally cool dude, they kind of guy you could totally see yourself hanging with outside of school, the class you look the most forward to even if you don't like science

[@francescolombardi3438]

Honestly, the Librarians are the Gremlin Teachers, but unlike most cases, Librarians get WAY TOO MUCH shit thrown at them.

[@jerryjezzaberry5009]

I had the cool old guy for religious education, loved to see class debated and even heated arguments over ideas ideology and everything else, also a really good source of life lessons.

[@TheMaleLilligant]

My math teacher was the third category. I had her for high school and college. I didn't even like math, but she took the time to make sure I understood everything.

[@sphealingit222]

The cool science man at my school was dope, he'd kick the shit out of people in local smash tourneys, helped his family get into competitive smash, and ran smash tourneys at school as part of the gaming club. And when some kid was being an absolute dick to the others, he dunked on him with his worst character in a 1v1.

[@xdelta92]

Dude I had the weird combo of young High school gremlin english teacher that would crap on the not her type of students like an old lady but being one of few young weeb teachers. My favorite comeuppance was my class period had a TA and one month before school is going to end of the quarter. The TA had enough of the english teacher bashing straight up start of class they start arguing outside of the class and the english teacher lost the battle and cried until the day was over. It was the TA last day of our class but was straight up talking to us like humans and not to take shot from anyone. The rest of the month that teacher just looked defeated and just a memory I can still remember.

[@matthewschoen9827]

I remember learning Cursive in grade 3, taking tests, doing homework and told "you'll need this going forward". Only to come back from summer break, beginning grade 4 and pretty much being told "yeah no you don't need any of that we're never using that again"

[@MRJTD99]

EdUcATiOn

[@effluviah7544]

I went to school in Florida. None of you can fathom the evils I experienced there. One teacher died in the math classroom, another teacher was arrested in the school parking lot, the band teacher was fired because he was involved in a high profile legal case involving child abuse, the chorus teacher quit mid-class one day so the teacher they replaced him with was a geometry teacher who didn't speak a word of English (she was part of the adjoining building which ran classes for students who were ESOL or Spanish speaking only and for some reason they placed her with us, I don't think they even explained anything to her as she actively prevented us from playing music and everything she said had to be filtered through the three kids who also spoke Spanish), and I could go on. Oh, there was the biology teacher who had a mental breakdown in class and threw the class pet (an iguana) out the window on the second floor of the building and it landed on a group of kids having lunch in the courtyard below and they had serious injuries from it and I don't know what happened to the teacher but I know we never saw him again and nobody ever talked about it. The kids that got hurt went to another school after that. And the orchestra teacher used to beat us with violin bows. Fuck Florida.

[@AgentOrange921]

you forgot to mention the FCAT standardized testing bullshit lol

[@NecoLumi]

Teachers are literally either the best or the worst. No in between

[@francescolombardi3438]

the "inbetweeners" are the ones that make you think "huh. maybe i should've just done this course online"

[@Harril8265]

Nah, the in-betweeners are the ones who are kind of just there. They do their job without expressing themselves. It feels like they're thinking "Whatever, it's just my job. I do it, go home at the end of the day, and collect my paycheck every two weeks."

[@TurinTurambar200]

@@Harril8265 Having taught for over half a decade now, that is absolutely where my mind is sliding towards. "Passion" only last so long when you're essentially working 60+ hour weeks with shit pay through the entire school year.

[@Edward-Not-Elric]

I think I only had 5 or so good teachers in my entire 11 years of school. The rest were absolutely horrible.

[@locke2517]

I literally had a "kamoshida" as a physics teacher in high school. He was the girls volley ball coach. He would invite his female students over to his home to swim in his pool and give them rides to school. He would text his female students in class. No one said anything cus he was the cool teacher. I always got creep vibes from him. My sister had him years before and would get her gifts whenever she did well on an exam. He was later caught selling drugs to his students.

[@hacman8732]

Man really kinda makes me wish callout culture actually kind of worked for victims instead of how it’s co opted for social clout or straw manned to be because that’s predatory as fuck and when you say drugs, do you know if it was like just weed or was it harder stuff because the former is very gross and terms enough for some jail time alone, the latter however opens the door to some truly fucked up possibilities.

[@thirdeye9698]

You know the world is a fuck when you’re first thought is, “Phew! At least he ain’t fucking the kids.”

[@locke2517]

I'm pretty sure it was Marijuana Edit: I was wrong, he was selling steroids.

[@Smoofyful]

@@thirdeye9698 At least Shiho didn't jump off the roof.

[@wolfen9113]

Woolie needs to post the metal gear vid he made back then

[@jaykelley103]

I think I saw it on the subreddit one time. Search on r/twobestfriends

[@bigego8096]

Not teaching the class is one of the most heinous crimes.

[@elegantcat1496]

My art lab teacher didn't show up for 5 months at class. And we has like 3 hours of art lab every other day.

[@Abdega]

My professor just straight up left to go to Australia and teach another class while she was *SUPPOSED* to be teaching our class. She did this like 3-4 weeks into the semester

[@MacMens0100]

My Stat professor regularly doesn't show up for god damn zoom classes

[@k96man]

My French English teacher taught us how to conjugate verbs *And nothing else*

[@chieferik7964]

My English teacher in community college didn't show up for half the classes. We did like 2 or 3 short assignments and that was it.

[@KungFuFarting]

I remember the friendliest, most energetic English professor *breaking* a hardcover textbook in half when class wouldn’t quiet down.

[@ThatWeirdGuyFromWork]

I relate to this on a fundamental level

[@Scandal262]

I went to 2 different high schools and saw three different teachers arrested for having child porn and/or grooming.

[@danielmaster8776]

A lot of people like that comment apparently.

[@KhaosKingo]

@@danielmaster8776 kinda messed up if you think about it :(

[@conspiracypanda1200]

Worse for me because the teacher who got arrested was actually the father of a friend who also went to the same school (small town). I went over to her house to play a few times and never knew, then moved out of town to go to highschool and dropped contact (hated that small town). It was only after my HS graduation that it came to light. Still not as bad as the dad who stuck his kids in his car and gassed them to death because he was mad at his wife or something. Surprised the teacher got away with what he did for so long since _that_ incident already had them on high alert for years.

[@Blackemperess]

Yup, same. Except one of those teachers was a PE teacher and had a history of creeping on the students by forcing them to shower. She would walk up and down looking in the stalls at the girls and kept the curtains open during my mothers time there. As if that wasn't a huge red flag to begin with.

[@francescolombardi3438]

Mexican Gridlock

[@LadyViolet1]

30:36 I know that when I was in 3rd grade they began to teach us cursive, but for whatever reason stopped mid-way through. I'm about 20 now, so that was awhile ago.

[@travissloan9411]

That EXACT thing happened to me. I always wondered why it started in elementary school when most kids struggle with writing complete sentences.

[@kingoftropes922]

Honestly the only time you'd really need cursive in the modern day is to sign your name. It's a hard to read font at the best of times as serves far more aesthetic purposes than any practical ones.

[@thedualitysystem]

I'm 18 and they barely even started but still had all the textbooks with cursive writing alongside standard print.

[@habadasheryjones]

It's good to know cursive's usefulness nowdays matches how much I cared about learning it in elementary.

[@sharkodile22]

I was in fourth when I learned. The moment, literally the day of I started fifth, a kid was worried they'd have to do it because they never caught on, and asked our new teacher if we're gonna be using it. Motherfucker deadass was like "Yeah no, don't worry. I don't use it, you're not gonna be using it, just don't worry about it." And it was never worried about again.

[@anthonypittman6443]

Man this reminds me of my cool teacher back in grade 6. She was fun but strict, she even got me a bike, but years later I learned that after our class left and the new class came in, a student pushed the wrong buttons and she tied him up, like holy shit, how close was she to that point with us and we didn’t even realize

[@TrueUnderDawgGaming]

I Never give my students homework.

[@IamJmGJT]

I wish you were my teacher I failed senior year because all my teachers gave homework projects My ADHD meds only lasted school hours

[@unholymalformationoffisto2131]

I had a couple teachers that focused on simply more intensive in class teaching and going over things extensively before the period ended. The only paper assignments were tests/quizzes and occasional paper assignments for the duration of that one class period to reinforce what we were taught in said period. Of course that doesn't work for all variants of classes but, that was one of my more enjoyable and pleasant classes where I actually ended up just conversing with the teacher and other classmates about the period topics and actually went away with some cemented knowledge after it all. Like I said, it definitely doesn't work for all classes, this was a language/literature class so it'd be more difficult for a math class but I certainly think it was more beneficial than every day going home with an assignment given at the last ten minutes of a period on top of every other classes assignments on top.

[@EduardoFlores-bt4fo]

Me either, checking it in the house is such a pain in the butt.

[@Edward-Not-Elric]

I would have graduated school with a C in math and Bs and As in every other subject if it weren't for homework. I only failed because I just didn't do half of the homework given and eventually I just dropped out because it was too draining.

[@ThatWeirdGuyFromWork]

Based

[@GermanKinsmen]

In high school, I ended up placed in one of those "special learning" classes/groups presumably thanks to my Aspergers, smaller class with kids assumed to work better in a smaller environment. The teacher was the most passive aggressive bitch I've ever had to listen to. She clearly hated having to teach the "special" kids, and made no real effort of hiding it. One of the worst moments I remember was when she, while the rest of us were trying to do whatever pre-printed sheet she'd copied out for us, loudly proclaimed "This computer is so *retarded*". It made the whole class's heads turn. This was peak into the shit era of "retard" being used widely as an insult, particularly in mocking the mentally conditioned or handicapped, and I'm pretty sure each one of the kids there had been called it at least once. When a few of us told her that was inappropriate to say, especially considering the class she's managing, she got all defensive saying "No, it means SLOW. My computer is SLOW, so it's RETARDED". Which is no different from the stupid shit where kids would claim "oh no, gay means HAPPY". She clearly knew what she was doing, and she also clearly knew that most of her students didn't have the confidence & emotional stability to argue with an authority figure, hence why most of the students gave up on it.

[@Mr_Wholegrain]

"The only thing you take with you is the damage." It's so goddamn true.

[@manticorephoenix]

When people are being insufferable and wax poetically about how great everything and everyone was back then and how bad everyone and everything now or whenever current time they're bitching at, they tend to leave out the rampant physical, emotional, or sexual abuse surrounding the community of their youth. Now I have a couple theories as to why, either they grew up escaping everyone else's reality, or they agree still with the violence and wish it were still being subjected to kids not their own

[@ChaoticSorceror]

I think a lot of the time it's the latter. Listen to the kind of people who talk about the good ol' days, they're often the same people who will complain about snowflakes not wanting to beat their kids.

[@kingoftropes922]

Its usually a mix of things, not being subject to said abuse themselves or being subjected to it but not turning out horribly emotionally damaged(as far as they know) or killing themselves which OBVIOUSLY means no one could by being put through the same, being indoctrinated into the mindset that its okay without really ever questioning it because its what you grew up with, wanting to maintain status quo, the belief that hardships always equal growth of character, and general contempt for the younger generation

[@hacman8732]

JamesPlaysGames! They’re also the ones that absolutely lose their shit over being sensitive over a person taking a knee at a football game so who’s really the snowflake here?

[@kingoftropes922]

@@hacman8732 that's the great irony, people who are so quick to call others sensitive being the ones most easy to tilt. Real kettle calling hours.

[@randomfox12245]

Same, I literally cannot relate to anyone who says they miss being a kid. I am convinced they're either lying or have long term memory loss disorder.

[@locke2517]

I remember being shamed in front of a whole class for being poor. I despise her to this day. 22 years later. I think Mrs. Watson was her name. Edit: her name was Mrs Watson not Mrs hope. I was mistaken. My apologies.

[@randomfox12245]

The axe forgets, but the tree remembers.

[@Abdega]

Are you Ronald Weasley? But in all seriousness, that sucks

[@GreedAndSelfishness]

No Hope for poor, I guess was her view.

[@quadrillion92]

what a sack of shit

[@locke2517]

I just bought my first home actually. I think I'm doing ok. Thanks for asking.

[@captainpodock6026]

After hearing Woolie tell the story about the corpse I now want a sitcom where Woolie is a principal.

[@meltedcd]

Pat lead that music teacher story hard. I was ready for him to say "And yeah he totally did kill that kid."

[@GriffGalore]

Crazy, Woolie's principal had the legendary Childslayer

[@soulpilot1310]

Were woolies Chad teachers the pillarmen

[@LightningZerker]

AWAKEN MY STUDENTS!

[@jaykelley103]

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[@Leemmmm]

Easily my favorite thing about middle/high school was the fear mongering about adult life they'd try to leave you with. "You won't be able to get away with that in college/your professors won't be as nice to you as we will be" is such a bullshit statement and does nothing to prepare you for adult life. So again, easily my favorite thing about the American education system is the fear tactics they employ to keep you in line. Real big fan. Of that.

[@crimsongunner]

The amount of ads is really aggressive these days.

[@goole6833]

Yeah this is unwatchable.

[@MrLego3160]

Skip to the end and hit replay.

[@ricardomiles2957]

I had math teacher who was like he came from a kids show, he was super motivated and energetic, always smiling, he would out of his way to make competitions and more unorthodox ways to teach math. That until he started teaching on my class, in less than 1 year we manage to drain all his hopes and dreams, he started to get more and more unmotivated and almost angry and in the next year I learned he stopped teaching all together and joined the army.

[@Abdega]

“War zones are less chaotic than these kids…”

[@ricardomiles2957]

@@Abdega not even kidding, we made 2 teachers cry and have a mental breakdown. Other two straight up stopped caring and started working on the automatic.

[@HOMESLICE-fu3kq]

@@ricardomiles2957 and you people wonder why theirs a bunch of teachers who don't care about the kids. Because the kids and families treat teachers like crap. Kids abuse you knowing you can't say or do anything back. Cowards and future welfare leeches.

[@SuccubiPie]

In high school we got a lot of fresh out of college, young female teachers. So my class regularly bullied them. We were all scarred by getting yelled at, actually hit, and bullied by our elementary level teachers so when they exposed weakness we took advantage of it. Regularly made one of them cry, and the only teachers who we didn't mess with were the older, black teachers. Kids are cruel, Jack.

[@NeutralL12]

teachers deserve it, when they abuse kids so hard

[@mukamasa]

You just described my Teacher experience.

[@alastor8091]

I hated young teachers. They usually sucked at teaching.

[@Harril8265]

@@NeutralL12 The teachers they bullied weren't abusive, though. It was abusive elementary school teachers who made them bullies who mistreated their high school teachers. From what they described, it seems the abusive elementary school teachers got away with everything, and innocent high school teachers paid for it.

[@blitzkriegdragon013]

That’s actually really common with victims of abuse. They’re not used to mutual respect so they feel the need to assert dominance by abusing any power they can grab. That’s why it’s hard to deprogram children who used to be hit regularly as “discipline.”

[@DrFarquharson]

Telling students not to spread rumors about the dead body that was found during recess is the most futile thing anyone can possibly do

[@TrueUnderDawgGaming]

Woolie: I only learned cursive Me: I FEEL SEEN!!

[@ApexGale]

my senior year french teacher was an old woman with a doctorate, probably in her 70s, but she enjoyed herself because she had tenure and free reign to teach however she wanted. i remember someone in class fell asleep in the front row and we all were dead silent when she noticed. all she did was shrug and say "hey, if she managed to fall asleep in MY class directly in my line of sight, she must really need the sleep" and kept teaching god she was so fucking cool and i severely regret not being able to go to her retirement party. she had so much clout that no student ever wanted to cross her or make her mad

[@scottthegautier3264]

when there was an alleged gunman on school property, my shop teacher took us into a class room and gave every student a hammer. he instructed us to throw the hammers if he came through the door. it didn’t happen but man that would have been a funny moment

[@thedualitysystem]

When I was in like 3rd grade we had spelling books that had cursive writing alongside standard print for all the words. This was apparently not common and the teachers even completely ignored the cursive. I was interested so I started teaching myself how to write cursive and turned in a couple papers in full cursive to which the teachers would tell me not to. I eventually got in actual trouble with the teachers for writing in cursive after awhile. From my knowledge cursive is barely even mentioned in school now and is never taught.

[@WeaponOfMyDestructio]

There was a teacher that got caught banging students. The school was one of those prestigious ones so he was removed and the students as well. But it just was a small blurb in the newspaper and then it just faded from history. The worst part was it was the place where I had my lunch so literally if I stayed late one day I would have seen everything.

[@music79075]

I always knew that "you're not gonna get away with that in college" was bullshit because as a toddler/grade schooler my Dad would take me with him to the college that he taught math at. Everybody used a calculator in 97 and none of the teachers could be bothered to give a shit if a student wasnt paying attention.

[@woodgatejack]

I think that's one of the cool things about being an adult. When you were a kid, you'd have teachers that seemed like assholes, but once you're grown-up yourself, you're able to appreciate what they were about. That they gave you shit because they cared and you can understand who they were. Hell, and _I_ was the asshole sometimes back then! However, you're also able to differentiate those kind of teachers from the _genuinely_ abusive teachers.

[@randomfox12245]

Disagree. As an adult I look back and hate all those teachers even more. As a kid I thought "ugh, adults." As an adult I think "THAT COCKSUCKER SHOULDA BEEN THROWN IN JAIL FOR CHILD ABUSE I'D PUNCH THAT FUCK IN THE FACE IF I EVER MET HIM AGAIN."

[@NeutralL12]

@@randomfox12245 for sure fuck those abusive monsters

[@Valanway]

Man, sometimes those teachers are just motherfuckers. Giving someone shit just gives them more shit to deal with. Often the real abusive teachers were easier to deal with in return

[@gabethafav1817]

Wait did Woolie just say BATTLE OF THE KAMOSHIDAS!

[@balrogdahomie]

I was relatively lucky with my teachers but there were still exceptions There was (using pseudonyms) Ms. Shovel, my math teacher, who consistently refused to believe me when I tried to tell her about bullying. Also, one time, I drew a smiley face next to a test score I got 100% on, and she *crossed out the smiley face* and wrote “is this an art class?!” Next to the doodle. Also there was my high school chemistry teacher, who constantly used the term “liberal” as a slur and talked about how “the left” was ruining America To the point that when teaching lessons he would say shit like “now you see how the math for all that works out, unless you’re an idiot liberal” (Note, he was using the weird US version of “liberal”; aka, anyone to the left of Ted Cruz) He also would regularly get into pointless shouting matches with students about politics, in the middle of lessons EDIT: Oh god I cant fucking believe I forgot my senior year US government teacher thought the moon landing was faked. He was fucking adamant, and would constantly try to get people to debate him on it He said he saw the Adam Ruins Everything on it, but basically handwaved it all away with "my military cousin says The Government has more advanced tech than civilians so they probably could totally fake it at the time" Also, kinda fucked up: When studying for a debate on the Electoral College, he showed us two youtube videos in order to show different positions. The first, was the Adam Ruins Everything on it. Which, I think is fine- kind of weird he went with that instead of CGP grey for the Anti-EC perspective, but whatever. But the video he showed us for the pro-EC position was I kid you not fucking *PragerU*

[@jasonwalker4003]

The last one would be a pretty funny, interesting character to have a class with if he wasn't 100% serious.

[@nedinnis6752]

I had a teacher like that, except instead of left-right politics he shamed us for not wanting to join the military. No shouting matches, but you could feel the contempt. US History, I believe.

[@quadrillion92]

PRAGER FUCKIN U

[@bellsknell3297]

@@nedinnis6752 I had the opposite. My senior year gov. teacher was a hardcore leftie. The man could not stop teaching his own politics and if he found out you had a right/center leaning position he would make constant fucking jabs at you. The fucker found out I was joining the military and had the fucking gall to compare me to a fucking SS officer in front of the entire fucking class.

[@hickknight]

Wait, who is PragerU? Considering what you are saying, I doubt he is very credible.

[@ethanstewart5108]

had a teacher literally lift me up by the scruff of my neck because I called him his first name as a joke. I was like 9. No one believed me cause he was the "Cool Teacher".

[@habadasheryjones]

That sounds pretty cool to be fair. Irresponsible and unprofessional but still cool.

[@Err0_Will]

That Teacher was about to cash in their "One"

[@ethanstewart5108]

@@habadasheryjones It was not cool, I was a quiet, shy kid, and being assaulted and then having no one believe me was really kind of traumatizing.

[@habadasheryjones]

@@ethanstewart5108 I understand what you mean. It's awful what happened to you. I, however, don't mean cool in an awesome, wholesome way, I mean cool as in that classic leather jacket, shady, "fly below the rules" kind of definition. Like how the kid who smoked his dad's cigarettes in the elementary school bathroom was cool for a little while. There's alot of terrible people and actions that qualify as "cool" in that classic sort of way. Or maybe it's that all the "cool" teachers I knew we're just shit teachers that students liked because there was hardly any work, accountability or order in those classes.

[@NeutralL12]

@@ethanstewart5108 I've been fucked with hard by teachers in lower grades, so if any of them try shit with my kids i'm gonna do everything I can to make them not want to even look in my kids direction

[@Necrikus]

Man, I've had "disagreements" with my past teachers, but I've never had any of these psychos you two are describing.

[@RubyRoks]

Pat talking about his music teacher that blew up and threw shit reminded me of a teacher i had that would pick up chairs with students still in them and physically take them to detention if they were talking over him in class. I didn't realize until it happened to me that he would throw the chair when he got there.

[@PokeBattlerJaze]

As a high school teacher, I can confirm this. At the end of the year, all the confiscated weed and alcohol dumb kids sneak into school mysteriously "disappears" at the end of the year instead of going to the authorities. Most teachers want to be cool with their students, but there has to be a balance. If you are too cool, they walk all over you, kids are shit and will take advantage super hard if you show weakness, they are like actual animals in that regard and sometimes, you have to put your foot down. As for things not getting out of classroom, yeah, most students aren't going to want to admit that they just got "schooled" by their teacher for the above reason. To students, teachers are like adults that they don't think they have to respect because they are with them nearly every day AND will have to be against their will, so who cares right, and then you push even SLIGHTLY over that line, and they realize "Oh shit, wait, this person is bigger then me, and likely stronger to, he can fuck me up." Funny story in fact, first year of teaching, I'm in a good rhythm, I got the kids who like me, the kids who hate me, normal stuff, but one of the average kids, I'm not sure if he is having a bad day or whatever, but he is being a belligerent son of a bitch, talking loud, making lots of noise, the works, so I had this brokenish table in the back, I place it in the hallway, tell him to get out and he does, but then continues to bang on the door, so I go outside, get right up in his face, he is rolling his eyes while I'm lecturing him and in a fit of rage, I punch down on the desk. The desk was already set to break soon, but when I punched it, the thing like flat out crumbled, and the kid's eyes go wide like "HOLY FUCK, HE IS GONNA KILL ME.", and nothing happened, which I likely assume because the student wasn't about to tell anyone how he got scared straight by his teacher. I also don't lie about the "it won't be like this in the real life." bull fucking shit. Any teacher who says you won't have a calculator at all times OR that you won't use calculators in real life is ACTUALLY lying to you. Do you think that they just used paper and pencil when measuring units for buildings, or they don't use computers and calculators when handling accounts? FUCK NO, computers and calculators because humans are stupid and make mistakes.

[@radideaman1078]

I had a math teacher who would staple failed assignments to a wall of shame, which you had to go and get off yourself, and if you tried to correct it and return it to him he would disdainfully tell you how he wouldn't accept a paper full of holes. He also went on to cover the classroom clock with paper because people looked at it I hope he burns in hell.

[@GunpowderCoffee]

>Finish school "The world weights more heavily on you now."

[@Abdega]

There was one teacher at my school who *ALMOST* never took up the homework he assigned. I say “almost” because the one time I didn’t do the homework he assigned he takes it up Fittingly, his name was Mr. Chance

[@francescolombardi3438]

CHANCE TIME!

[@zacharymeehan6069]

I have, on two separate occasions, been locked in a closet by a teacher for an entire class period. Once in elementary and once in high school. Neither ever received any punishment.

[@EvilWillYT]

My highschool teachers and vice principle referred to me as an oddity that they don't see very often. I categorically refused to do any homework, ever, throughout my highschool life. i'd take the detention if i liked the teacher and skip it if i didn't. I would just read Fantasy and sci-fi novels in every class except english. I payed attention enough to know the material in case the teachers would call me out to answer a question correctly and quickly and go back to reading. I got my diploma and didn't need to repeat any years. My math teacher resented it the most, he would try to catch me without a calculator because i would only bring the book i planned to read and i could just head math answers to the 3rd decimal point and it would still piss him off haha and he'd say "While yes that is correct, could you please pay attention with the rest of the class now?"

[@warbossgrimtoof569]

Had an art teacher in high school who when stressed would say she needed an entire bottle of wine. I’d heard she got caught downing pints of fireball and vodka in the parking lot after school one day.

[@phobos5323]

It's always like that. You start with a golden retriever and you end up with Lord of the Flies.

[@knightornstein5902]

Man, hearing this makes me glad my teachers were all pretty great.

[@onimaxblade8988]

Oops! All damage! You're going to carry that weight!

[@MrChaladar]

26:50 "You're a loner, you watch Evangelion when you're like 10, crap, now you're into bitchy redheads your whole life" What did he mean by this?

[@r3volv3r50]

That Pat has has terrible taste.

[@distantsea]

@@r3volv3r50 and lives with Peaches

[@BaconheartStuff]

My IT teacher for grades 11 and 12 was an openly biased, racist and sexist piece of shit whose grades were completely arbitrary based on how much he personally liked a student. I got As and B+s despite not handing in any assignments, making incredibly dumb mistakes on the tests and skipping half the classes to play Blazblue, because he liked me for some reason. On the other hand, he consistently bullied and under-graded the only girl in the class until she quit, despite her doing the best work of any of us. One of my mates in the class also got blamed for any disturbances that happened in the class, getting frequently kicked out of class despite doing nothing - because the teacher didn't like him. Another mate who happened to be part Asian was hit with racist comments about his appearance and personality pretty much every class. Pretty much everyone in that class was certain the only reason he still had a job was because he was the only person who understood anything about the school's network.

[@jasonwalker4003]

getting a good grade that you didn't earn from a teacher you dont like is the worst feeling.

[@nicolaschaves7758]

Pat: We are gonna sit in class and talk about the book! Zangief(6:20): I eat the book!

[@francescolombardi3438]

"No one will ever know"

[@montablanc1]

Pats joke about Evangelion is very telling.

[@li-limandragon9287]

Paige is Canadian Asuka.

[@kevinamador6455]

i remember the rubber cement story back in the SBFriendcast, pat had the idea of covering cutter blades in rubber cement for flaming box cutters

[@InReserveProductions]

The whole dog at my homework story happened to me my first year of high school when I got a new puppy, legitimately destroyed a history essay and I couldn't be bothered spending the three hours to redo it so I just brought the pieces in...ten years later and that dog is still an asshole.

[@satorukuroshiro]

I was actively harassed and neglected by my teachers up until high school simply because I had autism and therefore in their brains I was a problem child (granted, I was, but I still don't know my fucking division and I hate it). It got so bad in my school district that by the time I got to high school, the district made an official apology message because I wasn't the only one who was being treated this way. One of the dumbest situations I had was in middle school: I was actually trying to do my work for once but I couldn't focus because of one of the girls at my table talking about random bullshit, so I got frustrated and told her to stop so I could focus, and then she starts spouting non-threats about how she came from the ghetto before I verbally smacked her back down, and the substitute felt that I was worthy of being punished when I was the one trying to be a good student. I was so pissed off about it that I was sent to the front office because I "wasn't learning my lesson" because I refused to answer when she would come over to ask me if I knew what I did wrong (because the first level of punishment was sitting towards a wall, without your work, so you literally couldn't try to get anything done).

[@matthewlugo2417]

Misty was my first red head tsun. Asuka just cemented that i have a fetish for tsun's lol

[@J_Themborn]

I can’t imagine what horrible school stories are gonna come out of 2020 even with at home classes

[@Hitmonchu]

On the cursive question:I am currently 20 years old and I in fact did have to learn cursive back in 3rd grade(and yes, we never ever used it ever again even in school the second that class finished), so at the very least it persisted for a disproportionate amount of time. Crazy how that shit lasted so long and teachers are still getting away with the "that wont fly in university" shit LMAO

[@mothermushroom_]

Wow.. Ive been watching these guys for so long mannn. I remember Woolie telling that MGS fan-film story about his 'CG' fire years and years ago, same with the dead homeless bush-man.

[@Zarkator]

imagine you forget how long division works and the math teacher starts roman cancel dust looping you

[@garrettcarter5622]

So from what I'm gathering, Woolie's math teachers were the Pillar Men.

[@connerymilne6466]

You gotta love how we can share teacher archetypes and find them in our own schools

[@666kenrino]

Thanks woolies editor for reminding me why I use ad block. Like for real 3 ads for the last 5 min. Wtf

[@mfenn7325]

Idk how you can take or get to advanced math without homework. The issue is when teachers aren’t coordinating. If I have 5 hours of homework to do due tomorrow, something isn’t getting done

[@TurinTurambar200]

Trust me, that kind of coordinating has been tried. It just straight up isn't logistically feasible beyond "don't have projects due on the same day".

[@MLGHazrad]

I had a teacher in Elementary School deduct points off of the classes' test for making our titles "float" in the top page than write it at the start of the line.

[@Lonequacker]

I once had a teacher that did shit that he would never be able to do now but still kills me every time I think about it. Like when a kid in our friend group that was just an annoying person was eating lunch really loud during a lecture and he just walked over and threw his lunch out the 3rd floor window.

[@alicesheep6394]

I remember I had a homeroom teacher that hated me in grade school. I just found out I had autism and the school had this like card system for the special ed kids for some reason to help them pay attention. It worked like soccer cards I guess. This teacher would always make a show out of giving me a card. That basically killed my desire to learn that year and I still did poorly because I didn't understand several things. Wound up going to cyber school for middle/high school.

[@wildrose1266]

Just gotta say I've been a fan of these guys for many years and I'm happy to say I love the direction of the content. The chats were always my favorite part of the videos, so it's nice to have them as just the video haha

[@vanadlehyde3600]

In my Russian 101 class my teacher would randomly switch between regular cyrillic and cursive when writing on the board and it drove me fucking insane

[@MurasakiBunny]

With the music teacher, he used his ONE.

[@saimysilvia]

I was too busy drawing in class to do much of anything, and also my memory was and still is bad.

[@anthonypittman6443]

Also cursive isn’t taught anymore. I was the last generation that learned how to write in cursive, writing in print actually hurts for me lol

[@FunkBastid]

I started learning cursive before writing print. Then I switched schools, and they had already learned print and were now learning cursive. I had to teach myself print while the rest of the class learned cursive. I haven’t used cursive outside of my signature since I was like 10, and I write print like an 8 year old to this day.

[@anthonypittman6443]

Simone The Digger OMG SAME XD I thought cursive was the standard and then public school was like “yeah no we don’t do that here”

[@Abdega]

My thermodynamics professor would write in cursive and the people who didn’t learn cursive in grade school were *SCREWED*

[@sonofcrystalpepsi1426]

Man, do I feel that. I actually have dysgraphia, and the only way I could find a workaround without running the clock out on essays was to use cursive. I actually had teachers bomb my essays b/c they'd just turn it back with a note saying "lol can't read spaghetti"

[@anthonypittman6443]

Son of Crystal Pepsi yeah i know exactly what that’s like, it was jsut so much faster doing essays in cursive. Teachers too frustrated to read just gave me half credit

[@larrytm1282]

I love it when you guys get together and do these talks...

[@devin5201]

Woolie's teachers were pillar men.

[@Velcreed]

I wish i had the drunk teacher. Apparently the high school spanish teacher that retired the year before my freshman year was that teacher. She apparently would come in trashed and would put on movies and sleep during them. She would also apparently just vent to the class about her troubles with guys like ALL the time. Hearing the stories about her from upperclassmen that i was friends with was amazing.

[@LordQuadros]

They were definitely gearing up our generation for a world where cursive would be way more important than it actually ever was.

[@AJGexe]

"Do you expect to carry a calculator with you everywhere you go as an adult?" I can understand how trigonometry might be useful, but what was up with polynomials? When does that matter?

[@mr_mist7891]

26:50 Ohhh, so that's when Pat first watched Evangelion

[@Baronvonkame]

I had a teacher once who offered to make like baked goods if we managed to do 10 day streaks of homework. I was one of the reason that never happened.

[@danielyoung6778]

Man being a teacher seems sick. The bar seems so low that just being a semi functional person with a sense of humor and an ability to convey information is considered cool. I've a strong possibility of being one in like three years and it seems chill as long as you know how to be a human and don't hit or try fuck the kids (something like five teachers I had failed to do).

[@moonmannd7501]

Shoutout to that guy with Third Strike for being the only reason Liam was able to get that legendary burn off

[@XeronosKuro]

This is part 2 of every teacher gets one!!!

[@erikstrasburg6411]

Out of my entire academic career in the public educational system I only had 3 teachers that actually gave a shit about their job and students. On the other hand there were about half a dozen pedophiles so that was fun. Always English and Drama teachers man.

[@LaRyccia12]

my high school graphic design teacher was super chill and let us do whatever we wanted in class. His room was so popular that people would skip class to hangout. I wasn't sure who was actually there to take the class or not, there'd be like 20 extra students just goofing off watching movies. I once walked up to his desk to ask for advice on an assignment and caught a glance into his desk before he shut it. I swear i saw a bag of weed in there, I think about 2 weeks later he got fired....

[@SWaves17]

Those teachers should be arrested for abuse on children. How can you become a teacher if that's your vision of teaching?!

[@viliger]

They shouldn't. Sometimes you have to put a loud kid down, I was that kid and I feel very sorry for what I did back in the day and some of the things teachers did were completely justifiable. Same as spanking children, you have to do it or at least show that you will do it if the child won't behave.

[@SWaves17]

@@viliger I feel like I should specify, by "those teachers", I mean the ones that would lose their shit uncontrollably and scream at kids for not doing their homework, whatever the reason (like that one lady Woolie talks about at the beginning). Of course you need to put the loud and disrespectful kids down. But physical punishment should never be the way. There is other ways, like kicking them out of the class, sending them to the principle, or other methods like reporting to the parents (those worked pretty well at my school in most cases).

[@HerpDerpTheTank]

Fritz Hertz A.) While I agree with your sentiments about unfairness, I think once you hit High School a teacher shouldn't be persecuted for throwing something at you if you've been consistently and ruthlessly rude and disrespectful to them all the time. At that age, you should expect consequences if you are being a flippant little shit all the time. B.) After a certain point, delinquents absolutely aren't phased by being sent to the principal or being kicked out of class, and most even see it as a "Get out of class free" card, so there absolutely should be something beyond that isn't just "call the parents" if it becomes a regular problem. C.) There's always a distinct possibility that the parents just plain don't care or don't do their part, and it's even common for kids to act out BECAUSE the parents don't care, at which point the teachers are stuck in an endless loop if there is no other final option than "Call the parents."

[@Zombie1446]

For like, high school age problem students, I think priority is sending them out of the classroom so the other students can get their education.

[@whatahero2337]

I had a teacher that would tell the class the highest grade on the last test, and then would state the lowest grade. He would then go on to explain that he would call on each student to come to the front of the class to pick up their exam, and that the order of students he called were from the highest graded student, to the lowest graded student. In short, making a spectacle by telling the whole class who got the lowest grade, and what that grade was. Woolie's story of a teacher throwing their work on the ground does not surprise me in the least.

[@Used__Napkin]

During my senior year right after P5 had come out there was a Kamoshida type incident where the basketball coach/history teacher got exposed for sleeping with students. It was a very surreal experience.