World according to a German

I had a lot of fun making the "Europe according to a German" video, so I decided to make a world edition! Again, don't take this seriously, it's just for fun.
License CC-BY-SA creativecommons...
EDIT: Ugh, not again, of course someone had to make a stupid copyshite claim AGAIN, probably some crappy band who re-recorded the 5th symphony as well and tries to make profit out of non-original work... SHAME ON THEM! The music I used is PUBLIC DOMAIN, it's Beethoven's 5th symphony and he's long enough dead to make the composition PD. That also applies to the recording which was released by MusOpen as PD: musopen.org/mus... . So KZbin should stop with those stupid automatic "Content Matches" for re-recorded PD music.
EDIT2: Issue apparently resolved again!
EDIT3: Yippie! Now some other lazy copycat of classical music has made a false copyright claim. I can't believe it...
EDIT4: Resolved again for now, let's see how many claims I can stack up on a single video...
EDIT5: I lost count on how many new claims I got again. You know what - fuck that and take your lousy few cents per click for work you haven't done, you cancerous insatiable money grabbers

[@AndrewGunner]

the only part that had something to do with Germany was the music by Beethoven

[@h0ndesohn708]

Yeah

[@sce2aux464]

V for victory! (The first four notes of Beethoven's Fifth match the Morse Code for V: ...-

[@spunchbop47428]

Beethoven was Austrian

[@themajesticstick5262]

gj1369 and Austrians are Germans.

[@tmmvds]

Beethoven was German, born in Bonn. Mozart was Austrian.

[@bbenjoe]

Black Sea.... How did Australia got out of here?? ROFL

[@thomasfluskey5922]

Good point how did it get out? lol

[@meganwilliams2962]

+thomas fluskey By the Flying kangaroo, of course! :-)

[@mario-or9ev]

that killed me😂😂😂😂

[@rulebritannia1518]

+Mario Allepaz So may I assume you typed that because of being turned to an undead?

[@aligorzeimet4029]

+Benjámin Kurilla (bbenjoe) Lmfao. Right?

[@Lugmillord]

This is actually pretty funny! I don't get why people take this so seriously... I'm German and to be honest - it hits a lot of the stereotypes very well. Maybe it should include the word stereotype in the title so that everyone gets it. I have to say, this made me chuckle several times.

[@juandavidmonsalve5704]

+Lugmillord Most of the people in South America think Germans are racist and not funny at all.

[@Lugmillord]

Juan David Monsalve That's a stereotype South Americans have then. It's not accurate either. Over generalization is never close to reality.

[@lukasv5751]

+Lugmillord I totally agree with you ;)

[@benskelly1217]

True dat. :)

[@FrigatesOnIce]

+Lugmillord well are our stereotype for Germans are beer and bratwurst loving people (trying to speak the truth without trying to be offensive and pls take this lightly because i dont want to raise arguments and continue this chat btw this is the internet why am i writing such a long reply lol i have so much free time.)

[@RishabhKumar-yj5qw]

To be fair this is a supremely well informed world view when compared to Americans. Lol

[@KaiserMattTygore927]

Rishabh Kumar Yeah, lol -American

[@alexanderpataki5567]

Not all of us in America are stupid, just most of us- but my people haven't been here that long, a lot of people from the "old" family lines are fairly out of touch, you guys are right.

[@infinitylimit8672]

Rishabh Kumar You can say that again.

[@Ryan-zv9sf]

Rafael Hubbard What exactly does that flag do for us back here on Earth? It's not like it gives us ownership of the moon, or even do anything. It was just to prove a point to the USSR, which collapsed in on itself 40 years later anyways. Besides, NASA has said themselves that the flag has been bleached white by the sun by now.

[@infinitylimit8672]

Rafael Hubbard In America there are a lot of very well informed people. However, the hispanics that inhabit where I live don't know shit about the world. The blacks and whites are pretty intelligent though.

[@jayantthedrastic]

Takeshi's Castle is famous even in Germany???

[@Leon-le9cn]

Yes it is. Fucking awesome show.

[@sshrektacular9589]

Takeshi´s Castle is fucking awesome.

[@jayantthedrastic]

We had it on India channels too.

[@hannesc.9823]

i would take part in cause it s soooo cool

[@badeaeg]

in Arab countries too

[@EcstasyJesus]

According to the texts,this is more like america sees the world xD

[@travisbarnes1698]

Winterfelder 1945 Heh, saying "More like how an american sees the world". People usually saying something bad about America. Are usually those are the people wanting attention.

[@josefstalin2182]

+убийств Меркель get over that your media is brainwashing you

[@PhilKri]

Maybe, but as a German I can say it's very much we see the world.

[@igotmail2]

+Solleti Coso Just have look at his other videos. This person IS German, I bet. - A "purely German view" does not exist.

[@GloriousChickenYT]

+The Greek Prince of Kroton Hi, did you call me?

[@bla287]

@All those who say "Why didn't you colour in Europe?" A: I already made a "Europe according to..." video, check my channel @All those who say "Boo hoo you're so uneducated and ignorant" - Get a sense of humour ya twats and don't take everything on the internet 100% seriously

[@LIVNO88CRO88DINAMO]

You didnt colour Europe, because Europe is Germany, Hitler says...

[@Sunburn5867]

LIVNO88CRO88DINAMO haha xD

[@biskitz86913]

Cant believe you went over the whole continent of Africa and didn't mention lions, elephants, hippos, rhinos etc etc etc thats the first thing I picture when I think of Africa is big cats and dangerous wildlife, then Adebayor

[@excuseme2770]

You got america perfect sad to say the south and utah area pretty spot on lol

[@ChineseNinjaWarrior]

bla287 very good, im serbian and I think it's very good view :)

[@sebastianschwarzel2732]

thats more like World according to an American ^^!!

[@ymeynot0405]

+mosquitobight That is more the world according to republicans.

[@ghrtfhfgdfnfg]

+Sebastian Schwärzel Americans wouldn't know what 95% of these countries are called

[@ymeynot0405]

Diauts When talking about America you really have to talk about the individual states. After all the difference between New Hampshire & Florida is the difference between England and Spain. Texas & California would be Russia & Germany The United States as a country is larger than continental Europe. Saying Americans is no more useful than saying Europeans.

[@ghrtfhfgdfnfg]

Harvey Rabbit.

[@ghrtfhfgdfnfg]

Harvey Rabbit True. Disregard my comment above, lol.

[@jwanacena8704]

"How did Australia get out of here?" As an Italian and a half English,I would be asking the same question.

[@joyshiii]

lol Philippines- "is this japan?" UAE- filthy rich

[@thunderbedford]

Brazil should be "7:1". :)

[@jamesbrewster8947]

funny but i think most germans would get most countries correct.

[@idnwiw]

That's not about if a German would get the countries correct, but about the associations with the countries. The ? means there are no imideate stereotypes about those regions.

[@splowski]

the ?-marks in Southeast Asia would be for me: Cinnamon, Rubber, Tea and Helicopters shot with bows. Greetings from Germany.

[@harshnemesis]

Germans would simplify countries like they simplify lots of things for example: contraception = anti baby so not inherently a bad thing.

[@miimii]

i laughed so hard!!!

[@Julielvr143]

Miimii

[@Julielvr143]

WTF

[@J0HN5AW]

Lol. The world according to a German is exactly what the world looks like, because Germans know geography :P

[@TheMegaG3ORGE]

if he was only Austria he couldn't be elected in Germany so he was Austrian-German...

[@TheMegaG3ORGE]

i see you call half of german's national team german but i don't see you complaining about it...

[@rvsconeumann3692]

Bis vor kurzem dachte ich Luyembrug wäre die Hauptstadt von Österreich und Portugal würde neben Polen liegen...

[@pg9840]

Knowing where something is has no bearing or useful information outside of travel. But we have GPS. Knowing about what is within a border is more important than knowing where that border lies. I do not see why people are so up-in-arms over the American lack of geographical knowledge. You've memorized a map. What does that say about your intelligence? That you are good at memorizing maps.

[@J0HN5AW]

***** I see your point, but I know a lot of people, including adult relatives, who don't know the Sun doesn't orbit the Earth. I joked on Facebook about a security guard at work asking me if the moon is closer to the Earth than the Sun, but I deleted my joke because my wife thought it was rude of me to make fun of that. So, I'm surrounded by people who think the Earth is 6,000 years old, that dinosaurs lived with humans and were on a boat 4,000 years ago. I don't expect everyone to know where all the countries are. I merely made a joke that Germans are good at geography. Hell, a lot of Americans don't even know where the Atlantic and Pacific oceans are and don't even know where their state is on a map. You said, "Knowing where something is has no bearing or useful information outside of travel." Seriously?! Remember when Russia invaded Georgia over South Ossetia? Some of my fellow Georgians (USA) literally thought Russia invaded the USA! I am not kidding you! There are Americans who don't know that New Mexico is part of the USA. Is it too much to expect adults to at least know the basic layout of the continents and know the location of major nations on the planet they live on? Is it silly of me to expect my fellow Americans to at least know where on a map or globe their house is located without using an app? A Pentecostal preacher acquaintance of mine thought I was playing games with him when I corrected him after he said that Mexico is in South America. Ugh! I'm amused that you don't see the humor in me saying that Germans know geography.

[@curiouswafi]

Greetings everyone! Im from "very crowded"!

[@sequentialtt0415]

I'm from "?" next to "stone age legislature"

[@ra_alf9467]

I'm from " "

[@ElaMongrella]

Takeshi's Castle, hentai, ninjas and sushi probably is what most Germans think of for Japan.

[@abraman3033]

*most everyone

[@leonm8906]

Abraman except japan itself i guess

[@SpeedSlowVideos]

what?

[@leonm8906]

ich denke mal Japaner sehen in ihrem eigenen Land mehr als nur Hentais eine Fernsehshow und Animes Lunor{Tris} Das ist mein name. Aber was bringt ein Name, den niemand durchliest.?

[@ElaMongrella]

Die haben auch klasse Serien. Wer kann sollte sich unbedingt Zeni Geba (übersetzt: Geld Gewalt) ansehen. Das ist eine 9 teilige Mini Serie über arme und reiche Menschen, die richtig unter die Haut geht.

[@LeoEnlightened]

this is incredibly accurate. not just to germans.. but just as how the world is

[@steverempel8584]

I live in Canada, and he hit the nail on the head there, except people in Quebec would be very offended if you said it was France, but I can understand why the rest of the world would see that.

[@TheNinjaDwarfBiker]

Steve Rempel As a quebecois (Quebecker?) I prefer being referred as France than Canada, if he would of put Canada in quebec I would be offended, most of us here don't refer us as canadian but as Quebecois.

[@WHATTHEHELL666]

You are spot on about the American Midwest.

[@laffantion3189]

i am offensive and i find that very german

[@grenad3rxd113]

Dieser Kanalname Lmao. Lang lebe (fließe?) der Rhein

[@Kessina1989]

Ich fluche eigentlich nicht gerne! Aber was zur Hölle soll das?

[@KettoKid]

Kessina1989 Das sollte man nicht ernst nehmen. Das nennt man "Witz", "Satire". Kennst du das?

[@Kessina1989]

Ich finde es trotzdem rassistisch!

[@KettoKid]

Kessina1989 Wieso denn jetzt rassistisch? o.O Das hat bei weitem nichts mit Rassismus zu tun, zumal der Uploader ebenfalls Deutscher ist.

[@Kessina1989]

KettoKid Der hat mich schon beleidigt, genauso wie ein anderer KZbin-User! Ich meine es fragt ja auch keiner, ob sich jemand dadurch angegriffen fühlt! Meine Uroma war im KZ, weil sie es gewagt hat, mit einem Polen zu schlafen und von ihm ein Kind zu bekommen! Oder die andere Seite meiner Familie, die ihren Nachnamen ändern musste, weil "Bartkowski" nicht deutsch klang und schon ein Cousin meiner Oma wegen diesem Nachnamen von den Nazis ermordet worden ist! Deshalb habe ich ja so eine empfindliche Einstellung zu diesem Thema!

[@KettoKid]

Kessina1989 Das tut mir wirklich alles sehr leid, aber was bitte hat dieses Video mit dem Nationalsozialismus zu tun? Nochmal herzliches Beileid zu der Geschichte..

[@LekkerLeviLoosVideos]

Ich habe mich riesig gefreut. That's like my basic German I learn in the Netherlands, but this is legit so funny to watch. Keep the good work up man.

[@christinas.4342]

On Russia it should say "where we lost WW2"

[@fritzkraut5833]

Kristina S. Indeed sir

[@Topvidi]

Kristina S. no it would be "where we killed 20 million"

[@JonasH0707]

it would be: where poor farmers live and rich people that make vacation in germany

[@christinas.4342]

Jonas H. Russia's death rate from malnutrition is 0.6 per 100,000, slightly lower than USA's 1.0 and France's 2.0 (highest in the developed world). www.worldlifeexpectancy.com/cause-of-death/malnutrition/by-country/ Russia is the highest educated country in the world: 53.5% of adults have a higher degree. 247wallst.com/special-report/2014/09/11/the-most-educated-countries-in-the-world-3/4/ Young people are more educated than the old: 56% of 25-34 year olds have a higher degree. Russia spends 4.9% of its GDP on education. The OECD average is 6.3% www.oecd.org/edu/Russian%20Federation_EAG2013%20Country%20Note.pdf In 2013, Russia was one of only five countries in the world where more than half of all adults worked full time for an employer. 247wallst.com/special-report/2014/08/19/the-best-and-worst-countries-to-find-a-full-time-job/3/ Russia's female employment rate is the third highest in the world. www.gallup.com/poll/178637/worldwide-men-women-full-time-work.aspx According to a study by the US company Gallup, 13% of the world's employees are actively engaged at work. In Russia that's 19%. Germany 15%, in Japan 7%. www.gallup.com/poll/165269/worldwide-employees-engaged-work.aspx In 2012, almost half of all Russians owned a car. www.rferl.org/content/russia_cars/24578724.html Russia's immigrant population is the second biggest in the world (11 million). 247wallst.com/special-report/2013/09/25/countries-with-the-most-immigrants/3/ Russia's external debt is 23% of its GDP. USA 106%, Germany 145%. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_external_debt Russia's public debt is 12% of its GDP. USA 72%, Germany 69%. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_public_debt Russia's level of Anti-Semitism is lower than the East European average and lower than in some Western countries. global100.adl.org/#map/eeurope In a UN study, Russians reported the 20th highest growth rate in happiness over the past decade. In most Western countries people reported being less happy. www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/article24073928.ece/BINARY/World+Happiness+Report.pdf

[@christinas.4342]

Jonas H. The highest educated country in the world, one of the best employed and hardest working, less malnourished than the US, less Anti-Semitic than France, with millions of immigrants and virtually no debt. That can't be too bad.

[@NickTasy]

The "Huns" part got me lmao

[@kaganturktur]

+Nick Tasy me too :v

[@marawanali5516]

+Nick Tasy TW Attila reverence?

[@CleverChina]

+Marawan Ali More like history reference, lol

[@Jan_Pan]

+Alex Ikhsanov ummm... shouldnt it be mongolians? the huns did not come from there

[@3265-j5t]

+jan balder Huns yes, the fact is Huns are not Hungarians, Hungarian people are mostly Slavic.

[@matt3ominer]

Well, germans and in general europeans are usually pretty well educated when it comes to geography so I think they wouldn't see the world like this :]

[@HyvesTVShows1]

"How did Australia get out of here?" It was really funny, btw, My COLOMBIA, is not only Drugs and Shakira, Oki???

[@kylemartin9215]

yeah coffee too

[@HyvesTVShows1]

kyle Martin Yes, and beautiful women, great views, amazing cities, wonderful food and a lot of happiness

[@b.bothozueulenburg1192]

***** thumbs up for the beautiful women ... there are lot's of them

[@HyvesTVShows1]

B. Botho zu Eulenburg Ainsss yes!!!

[@HyvesTVShows1]

jsbastian vl Long live to COLOMBIA

[@Staint12]

More like the world according to Americans.. hehe

[@CoolioXXX52]

That polls in England

[@ForeverRepublic]

France's immigrant source lmao.

[@Guillaume2606]

1. Only USA-citizens are stupid enough to think this way 2 A German would use the German language 3 Also: don't take this seriously, it's just for fun.

[@moritzpbbarvencik]

Its just for fun and its for everyone so a german would use english. Why should a german use german for this?

[@Guillaume2606]

Bernd Bananenbieger Because Germans speak German! (And didn't you read MY line 3?)

[@moritzpbbarvencik]

Guillaume2606 Germans speak english aswell. Was your 3rd line adressed to your own comment or to the video?

[@Guillaume2606]

Indeed, a few Germans speak English, but most of them don't Line 3 was meant for my own comment! I'm allowed to joke too, aren't I?

[@moritzpbbarvencik]

Guillaume2606 "Most of them dont"? What? Nearly every german speaks english. Only the old and dumb people dont.

[@westbrit4714]

Odd that Germans have no view on the few bits of the world ( like Tanzania. Namibia Benin, Ruanda , Papua New Guiana ) That were German colonies

[@BasedPeanutButterEnjoyer]

Shhhh...

[@westbrit4714]

***** Alright bit pedantic- It is odd that this German has no view on bits of the world , that were once German colonies

[@razzakyorou6019]

+West Brit so to you Benin was a German colony??

[@razzakyorou6019]

+West Brit so to you Benin was a German colony??

[@westbrit4714]

Razzak Yorou I am guessing from the question that it was not . So that would explain why a German would know the same amount about it as me ( feck all ) But not why no view of places that were?

[@ryannelson5461]

haha! DUDE!!! Funny as heck! As a Californian I find our stereotypes arent that dissimilar from yours. Thanks for posting bro. It gave me a laugh. Daher mein Deutsch schlecht ist, finde ich dein video ganz comisch. Sorry for the bad German. I only took it only 3 years in school.

[@EmmanuelGoldsteinINGSOC]

Let me take a wild guess here, you ain't German?

[@balashibuyeeter2704]

Emmanuel Goldstein nope

[@alsamiyasfh4416]

This looks more like what Americans think

[@n0wheregrrl]

No, if it were a map of what Americans think, you could replace about 95 percent of it with just question marks. And I'm an American myself, so if anyone wants to whine about me saying it, piss off. I live with you ignorant twits, and way too many of you ARE ignorant twits. :P

[@yerischerries3010]

Well... I'm an American. I can agree about the ignorant twits part, haha!

[@Snakesborough]

The best in it's kind so far. Thank you for creating and posting it! Very funny, especially when crossing the Black See there is the notice 'Australia?'. I have to admit that it took me five seconds to notice this strange simularity, silly me. Also have to admit that I felt a sort of sentimental patriotism when I saw 'Holland' written over Suid Afrika (though it should be a bit more to the west were Afrikaans is a majority language). I love poetry in Afrikaans. Dis die blond dis die blou dis die veld dis die lug en 'n voël draai bowe in een eensame vlug - dis al Baie dankie, buurman, danke sehr, nachbar!

[@TheProhet110]

well ask an american how the world look like and you have the same result

[@maybeimamazed5797]

No, not really. We see it this way. US - Center of the Universe. Canada - We want to move there. Mexico - Where illegals and dope come from. The rest of the world - There's really more? I thought that was just TV. Hell, most of us don't even know there are 50 states in the US. Most think there are 3: The one we live in, the New York City-State, and half of California (the other half is actually part of Mexico).

[@TheProhet110]

you see this vid is crap germany is not nazi island i think there are more skinheads in the us than nazis in germany

[@uglycheater]

TheProhet110 yeah, because we germans already know that this is just batshit insane

[@MrUnicorn15]

Maybe Im Amazed Isnt there still war in Europ1 You totally forgot to mention that! :I

[@MrUnicorn15]

TheProhet110 Nope we aren't nazis anymore. We even got our first femininFÜHRER. But most of us call her Merkel.

[@jakobusmatamoros5899]

großartig, vor allem "How did Australia get out of here? hahahah

[@curry6330]

Greetings from someone who was born in "Japan" •_•

[@scottyabdou9679]

you're lucky dude

[@aucourant9998]

This is how most Europeans (apart from Swedes) see the world.

[@alexanderpataki5567]

Ha! The Swedes... They continued to practice eugenics by sterilizing the mentally retarded until the mid 1980's! The Scandinavians are portrayed as so beneign and progressive, but they're just better at keeping the darker chapters of their history from becoming well-known abroad. Sven Olof Lindholm is not a name you see in many history books.

[@steverempel8584]

I would like to see a "World according to Sweden" map

[@hannesr6155]

I relate to this and i'ma swede

[@awesomestevie27]

Why is it because you are Sweden and acting North Korean

[@frankeinstein719]

aucourant How do Swedes see the world?

[@markcarey8426]

Haha! Sweet. We Kiwis just got 'Kiwis' and didn't get dumped on.

[@MaximKretsch]

mark carey I'd add: "Like Germany, but without folks and buildings."

[@markcarey8426]

Or, from a German pal : "No decent courier service".

[@rbeck3200tb40]

mark carey I cant tell the difference in someone from New Zealand and Austrralia. I used to think that New Zealand was an island that was part of Austrailia to be honest. I knew a guy from there and he seemed austrailian to me

[@markcarey8426]

rbeck3200tb40 Haha. Yeah. We're a couple of of funny islands off the east coast of Oz. Maybe a bit like USA and Canadia. Hard to tell the difference sometimes. One thing is that the Ozzies actually seem to like possums, whereas in NZ we kill the buggers as much as we can.

[@rbeck3200tb40]

mark carey OK i dont understand that .What do you mean about possums ? Im just being honest not trying to insult anyone . The guy i knew from New Zealand talked like an Aussie and was named Bruce .

[@andyshelton5193]

Bhutan: isn't that a gas? Lol

[@karanbhattt]

Takishi's Castle is famous in Germany too?? That was my fav show as a child in India.

[@PopeLando]

This should be called "The Rest of the World, according to Everybody In The World" or "Wherever you're from, this is what you think of everywhere else". I'm looking at the Europe one now and sure, that's more German-specific. Because unlike we British, the Germans actually KNOW something about their European neighbours!

[@alphonsbretagne8468]

Don't know what's more funny. The video or those lie-buying comments, taking oneself too seriously. Thank you for that nice ironic video!

[@Car_guy31]

Very enjoyable as an Indian... Danke! Haha

[@cooldperas]

Kiwis, i can't stop laughing xD

[@shorevolker7194]

That's what they call themselves and their proud of it...

[@jademaka8071]

+Timo Boll Bro, of course we call ourselves kiwis xD

[@R4V3-0N]

+Timo Boll actually that's what the germans, british, americans, indians, and south africans called them that, New zealanders just adopted it after they kept calling them kiwi's. it was due to WWI how they had kiwis everywhere on their medals, uniform, etc.

[@cooldperas]

Believe me. I'am from Germany and the meaning of Kiwi is something whole different.

[@shorevolker7194]

R4V3-0N yes but still it says Kiwi everywhere in NZ and u seem to call urself Kiwis quite proudly...

[@Asmoharg]

LOVE the reference to American religious fanatics. From a Dane: Thanks. This was fun :-)

[@JeromeIsTheMan]

the japan part is he phillipines. .-.

[@sameerkhan6170]

lol!!! I am a Muslim but this united States of Shariah bit cracked me up!!!

[@rambo68]

+Sameer Khan 'cause u see potential in there....right?

[@AtzenMiro]

Love the description, nice :D

[@SerGio-mw9pc]

What do you mean by "Christian Taliban"?! Christians and Talibans/ISIS are nothing a like.. It's like you're saying "Light Dark".. -_- But anyway, I enjoyed the video as a whole.. :)

[@bla287]

Well, some "Christian" sects like Westboro Baptist Chruch or certain movements among Mormons aren't really that different from Wahhabis (stone age moral standards, polygamy...)

[@waynethegreat23]

Sergio Li yeah just meaning christian extremist

[@skr4207]

Sergio Li Light dark is grey.

[@SerGio-mw9pc]

bla287 Well, as long as I know there is no Chirstian denom that allows polygamy.. Also, what do you mean by "stone age moral standards"? As far as I concerned, people of this era is no better in terms of moral compared to so called "stone age" people..

[@bla287]

Sergio Li AFAIK some Mormon split-offs still allow it. With stone age morals I mean especially things like ridiculous clothing regulations, draconic punishments like amputations and stonings, forced circumcisions before age 18 etc etc

[@caly-the-cat8400]

Okay, the states for example. I'm German and I can tell you all 50 states by name and show you where they are. Germans aren't that dumb, ya know? ;)

[@tmaster7331]

I'm German and I can't. So what? :-)

[@caly-the-cat8400]

tmaster7331 I honestly just learnt them because I was bored and had nothing better to do with my time. Wanted to learn something new ;)

[@comradeigor537]

50 states?=D it's mutch more!=D

[@caly-the-cat8400]

Commrad Igor United States of America. 50 states.

[@Chris3836]

CalypsoCat Soon that number is going to be low when the Mexicans take back their land.

[@lightseeker2349]

This made me laugh a lot. Like the comments for each country were so funny.

[@Anarcath]

Why a German? Shouldn't that be an American?

[@raysson1]

Funny video but shouldn't that be called "World according to an American"?

[@raysson1]

DrumL3000 You should have answered: "No, we're still listening to phonograph records. Oh, right, I forgot you haven't got irony in America yet..."

[@rebecallanes253]

Why would anyone get butthurt over this? This is hilarious

[@TheDunningKrugerEffectisReal]

Germans aren't really well known for their humor sense so expect some criticism. good job though, I loled at Austrailia

[@TheStupidLama]

What about this would you concider humor? believe me, I can laugh a LOT at German accents and Hitler jokes and everything - no problem. But when he made the video foolishly saying "likeGermans think things are", it's nothing but insulting. You would be *just as pissed* when I showed you videos demonstrating terms like "the axis of evil" .. the *AXIS OF EVIL*? wtf guys? xD You are being ignorant. "Germans aren't really well known for their humor sense so expect some criticism." Where do you take that from? You happend across Germans? ok then, how many? 10? You are working with clishees and expectations that... came out of nothing. Sir, you are a fool. You should think about what yu're saying before exhausting bullshit into the internet. Because these videos just don't go anywhere. Just to demonstrate the extremes of clishees: Americans think: Axis of Evil involves Germany and China. Americans think Hitler is still at power. Americans don't know when WW2 started/ended. Americans are dumb. Americans are racist. American itself has the highest depth in the entire world (that one is actually correct .__.). America has engaged into more wars than any other country in the world (damn, right again -.-) America is the unhealthiest country on the globe (nope if it wasn't for the Mexicans though, we would be right), Americans (and this one is actually true) have very little awareness of how they are seen in the world.

[@TheDunningKrugerEffectisReal]

Awkward Alan You want to shoot me while you're at it too? I guess its hard to please every sensitive soul on the internet without touching a nerve. I really don't care what America thinks, I live here as a foreigner for 12 years and I see the stupidity from outside the bubble. See unlike you, I don't take things to heart and get offended for something as miniscule as a youtube video, or a comment and you know why? because it's comedy, not facts, meaning you take this with a grain of salt, nothing more, no need to wet your diaper. I also forgot to include that where I'm part German myself with Some Croatian and Italian. One can say whatever they want about any of those countries, and guess what? I won't care, cheers. :)

[@TheStupidLama]

uploader is not German

[@Systemsoul]

***** We can, too! But we haven't!

[@lilaclizard4504]

Awkward, I'm Australian, I considered the description of Australia humour! Not accurate obviously, humour's not meant to be accurate, it's meant to be an exaggeration or other variation to make something entertaining & this whole video is!

[@Valivali94]

Well the American (North and South) and African part are not even that wrong XD, but in asia it kind of gets weird

[@graf_spee]

sorry but in south brazil people hate carnaval and hate need work and pay taxes to others useless brazilians "hue' enjoy parties, dugs and soccer

[@ShireGeordie]

Alexandre Kleiubing It is football not soccer.

[@Alessandrowarszawa]

Alexandre Kleiubing You are not right. People in South Brazil like Carnival either and most of the Brazilian people are hard workers. Dont forget that most of your South States are supported by Sao Paulo state. About Germans I would (and most of the people) remeber a swastika...that was its legacy to the world: a bad remembering...

[@bla287]

Alessandro Cavalcante >Italian Pff, still better than joining in first and when shit gets out of hand, changing sides

[@Valivali94]

bla287 I see, you are German or Austrian like me right? XD

[@beantmander]

haha, its awesome , thank u for the real info, the title should have been ' what actual world is"

[@Abu98]

Hunns Are Turks

[@batukaganbat6093]

Hungaria and Turks READ IT! Huns come from Xiongnu Xiongnu(Modun Shiongnu's country)=Mongol!

[@enjoymfs9715]

Have You Got A Brain.Child? TURKİC (TURK) ARE 300 MİLLİON .MONGOL İS 10 MİLLİON.HUNS TİMUR OTTOMAN AND OTHER TURKİC STATE .GENGHİS KHAN Army %90 TURK .GENGHİS KHAN'S MOTHER TURK FATHER MONGOL.THEREFORE GENGHİS İS TURK FOR MONGOL TRADİTİON

[@batukaganbat6093]

chinggis's mother Uelyn eh was from Olonhuud tribe.! Mongol tribe.! Timur from Mongolian Barlas tribe.! and only 15% Turkic soldiers.!! not 90% 300million turkic whahahaha you mean 130million? turk=lier, stealer

[@micmul23]

Guyana: Launch site Japan: Punctuality is even *more* valued than in Germany! (is this possible?). Cartoon-characters have all big eyes and boobs and many colors. Pokemon and little ponies and cosplayers. Hong Kong: Cool martial-art-movies. New Zealand: Orcs, Hobbits & Elves (obviously an outpost of Iceland). Mordor is there, too. Bikini-island: Nukes & bras.

[@mwyedr6429]

thats a good question. how DID australia get out of there?

[@laureny2000]

I am german and i find this funny, am I cool now?

[@Stynkyappel]

laureny2000 yes

[@laureny2000]

Weavile wev thank you.

[@Stynkyappel]

laureny2000 you are welcome my fellow Deutschlandian

[@LadyKnutsch]

People shouldn't be so freaking mad about this vid. I am german and I almost fell off my chair while watching this xD. It is just for fun, so don't take it seriously. Sometimes you gotta be able to laugh about yourself keep it up ^-^

[@SnippyFifa]

So... How did Australia get out of there???

[@GrimJesterr]

Bullshit. Europeans DO learn about "the outside world" at school, unlike Americans. If u do this map for Americans, theres only a "there be dragons" writing all around the rest of the world.

[@Topvidi]

for everyone who wonders what the grey area on this map is: it is the future germany

[@thefrozenbahamas-hurricane5818]

[@thefrozenbahamas-hurricane5818]

Sounds about right. Funny joke. KML!

[@inter3684]

mongols are not huns but turks are.

[@smoglin2369]

Funny

[@inter3684]

Dummy

[@smoglin2369]

Jack Hawk Elaborate

[@inter3684]

Kamden Kenerly Huns were Turkic. How do we know it ? ? By looking at their names. Let's consider the names of Atilla's sons these are Ellac, Erp, Eitil, Ernakh, Dengizich. All these are turkic names.

[@smoglin2369]

Jack Hawk Huns were not Turkish, I have no idea where you got your information from.

[@Wegnerrobert2]

Very funny, I liked it. The description of Brazil would probably be different now ;).

[@zenandreirosario7703]

Lol is the philippines japan? Answer: NOPE

[@kamoaraz4580]

united states of sharia LOL

[@Kiterou]

Awww, come on! That was a perfectly fine opportunity to place Mount Doom on that map! Other than that, nice video!

[@Arka2011]

united states of sharia... hahaha :P

[@suicidedaddy6768]

I really could laugh about this but i think it's Made by an American Person and you got only 2 years history and geography In fact Germans (like me) defenitly know more about the world And pls don't come with: But that's not true some of us are different- the complete fucking video is based on ''Klischees'' i don't know what's that in Englisch

[@chrisoimi8108]

Actually this is made by a german person

[@smancusa6679]

DJ Rabbeats, The word in English is "cliches". A common cliche would be a German with a superiority complex (you know, that whole superior intelligence, master race stuff). So, it's super funny when a little German jerk mocks Americans for being uneducated and he's too stupid to realize that the video he just watched, "World according to a German", was not made by an American, but in fact by a GERMAN! (WTF, It's right there in the title?!) Americans are actually well educated in both history and geography. That's why there are so many American soldiers in Germany to keep you fun-loving Germans from changing borders and destroying Europe a third time. Leave the world ruling to us, we didn't need to destroy Europe even once to do it. In fairness, Germany may no longer be a globally powerful country, as it once was, but it is still the top country in Europe. However, your competition is Greece, Estonia, Cyprus, Lithuania, etc. so don't boast too loudly about being #1. That's sort of like boasting that you didn't pee in your pants at all today.

[@suicidedaddy6768]

+J Smith Ok i give up- I guess you're American right?

[@suicidedaddy6768]

Because that would explain why you are so rasist

[@suicidedaddy6768]

And I just don't get why you have to play the big daddy from america who explains the stupid german how the world really is

[@tgunersel]

great fun :) similar world maps should be made from various points of "view" :)

[@dondan2504]

why Turkey is the only thing with the real name lol?

[@marianoandrt2208]

because Germany is full of turkish people

[@dondan2504]

Mariano Andrt why?

[@gamaliel5584]

it might refer turkey as the animal

[@saadawan5502]

Real name but wrong map

[@batukaganbat6093]

Turkey it means duck or bird or animals in english langauge

[@davidkelly4210]

What does Mongolia have to do with Huns? Huns were Turks, Mongolia is, well, Mongol.

[@kaganturktur]

+David Kelly Actually Huns were a mix of Mongols and Turks(much or few we dont know but they were)... Just like GökTürks included all Mongolian tribes+all Turkic tribes

[@davidkelly4210]

Timur Türk Maybe but the Huns being part Mongol isn't the same thing as labeling Mongolia Huns. The Huns were southwest of Mongolia, note where the Great Wall was built.

[@kaganturktur]

yes yes you are right,we say the same thing but It is not a point to worry about now, thats just german logic in the video hehhehehe :D

[@mirasezgin9046]

+Timur Türk Huns were Turks everybody knows that. Just because a few of them may have mixed with Mongolians doesn't make the entire Hunnic people part mongolian.

[@sebastianschwarzel2732]

+David Kelly thanks captain obvious

[@5.0_life30]

Mexico: Tequila, Tacos, Sombreros, Beans & Rice, & Drug Cartels LOL cool vid

[@ifg6350]

show about your country also I don't care about other countries but India is the fastest growing economy in the world and I believe India will overtake Germany in the near future!JAI HIND

[@Stynkyappel]

I Fg nah

[@bhavanithakur9428]

I Fg hey man Germany is India's friends....

[@gauravchaudhary1388]

delete that cringy comment.

[@DK-dc8sl]

WTF!!! I feel ashamed to be Indian because of such idiots like you. We all are Friends.. There is NO competition between countries, Idiots like you try to show your false patriotism, but Instead what you show is your SICK thinking.. Such thinking is what's slowing my Country's development The Video is not meant to be taken seriously. So please Stop acting like an Overstimulated Douchebag.

[@hooriamir797]

Pakistan islamised Indians???

[@Krishna-nu8nv]

Isn't that true? :P

[@YadviGalaxy]

hooria mir Give our land Back you desert cult worshippers.

[@MultiDEVILMAYCRY123]

Yadvi Galaxy your lad is bihar fucking bihari

[@quintuscaecilusiucundusthe8997]

perfect i needed to study for ap world quiz and your review session helped so much!!! much luv

[@muhamadabubkr2361]

if you really studied this you're gonna lose... XD

[@quintuscaecilusiucundusthe8997]

lose what???? world war ii? XD

[@muhamadabubkr2361]

+quintus caecilius iucundus the third ww3... "general, order your men to invade... ah invade... that peoce of land with rad hazard sign..." XD

[@muhamadabubkr2361]

+quintus caecilius iucundus the third ww3... "general, order your men to invade... ah invade... that peoce of land with rad hazard sign..." XD

[@sandeshgautam3575]

German according to Nepali..ist Hitler, BMW, bayern Munich. Frankfurt, Müller,Neuer,richest European country, awesome passport validity, tall and zu weiss. and witiger ist das Bier..😁😁

[@bhavanithakur9428]

sandesh gautam who cares??Nepal???🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@ayushsachan5955]

Add dumb Angela Merkel too

[@gl1500ctv]

Oh and I LOVED the label on the Black Sea! I never noticed that before. It's like someone cut a big chunk out and moved it south. Sizes are different, but still....

[@timmmahhhh]

My favorite one was the Black Sea comment - brilliant!

[@mershell2562]

really interesting and almost 100% true, don't understand why you got so many dislikes ...

[@Aidankiwi]

Very funny, like the description of the Black Sea...very clever.

[@desertpair2]

Well, I'm glad you had a lot of fun, because watching it is NOT a lot of fun.

[@ricsons5912]

as a German I can approve that this is a very accurate and reliable source

[@wheniwas15yearoldiwasraped92]

Ricson's Most Americans are Germans

[@netsurfer10000]

That was somewhat funny, according to a german. Very detailed.

[@Eqoob]

great vid... and I think that not only Germans see the world in such way... I found that these stereotypes are frequent among many Europeans ;)

[@PokemonBlanc22]

I love to see these sorts of video, even it's not serious, thought.

[@firstjedi2]

I'm from South-America, and I think this video nailed it

[@alexanderrossovitch2585]

'how the hell did Australia get here' - best.

[@olgahein4384]

Well, I really had to chuckle several times, as this seems very fitting. But I think a better title would be: "What Germans associate first with different parts of the world".

[@stijnaz889]

Love it!''How did Australia get out of here?'' XD

[@AlexS-oj8qf]

There is a lot of German Indos in Indonesia. They got left behind because Netherlands won't take them away (They're free during Japanese Occupation) and so many were assimilating to the local culture.

[@finleycastello6512]

ABSOLUTELY MAGNIFICENTLY ACCURATE

[@Stand_By_For_Mind_Control]

Haha. Lost it at 'huns'. Pretty damn good, man.

[@འཇིགསམེདརྣམརྒྱལ]

"Mountains" Thanks alot

[@joneskharz8160]

I just loved how the Germans described Brazil. precious!