World of Warships - GneisenYES

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[@Seahorn_]

What praising the Gneisenau? Somebody call the doctor, Jingles is sick!

[@carelhaasbroek1575]

Im just sure that its actually eddie with a voice changer.

[@Typhyr]

It’s probably too late, we’ll need to put the old man down.

[@hajoos.8360]

I like all those Beattys from the islands......

[@anubhavdassharma1854]

It's actually a good ship

[@prollins6443]

I could only get a hold of a horse doctor. When we got to how old Jingles is, he recommended we just take him behind the shed and deal with him there. I got the gun. Anyone want to go get the old bastard?

[@thebladeofchaos]

Jingles, it's German humor it's no laughing matter

[@mattiasdevlin1363]

Yes, like everything else Germans take humor very seriously.

[@Depipro]

@@mattiasdevlin1363 Do, however, keep in mind that the quote: "All higher humour starts when one doesn't take one's own self seriously anymore" also comes from a German! (Hermann Hesse, in Der Steppenwolf).

[@haraldhonk4650]

German humor is not there to laugh, it serves the purpose of entertainnment!

[@PaleImperator]

How DARE you laugh at German humor!

[@haraldhonk4650]

@@PaleImperator I don't laugh. I'm german.

[@gurk_the_magnificent9008]

The story of Germany trolling the old man over two separate episodes is why I tune in Also, please let “sea sausage” be a technical term from your time in the RN

[@thomaskositzki9424]

+1 for "sea sausage"! XD

[@nickkurzy2246]

German humor is no laughing matter.

[@dominges]

@@nickkurzy2246 did you conduct a Poll-and on the matter ? :D

[@novocainDaimon]

@@dominges It is a known fact, we'd rather concentrate and focus. Führerbefehl, you know...🤷‍♂ 💩

[@Neithan02]

@@dominges humor is a binary concept

[@djenei2564]

3:03 "when the germans start to get organized, thats when you have to worry" XD

[@pierre-mariecaulliez6285]

"we don't put letter in our words and expect you to NOT use them, who do you think we are ? The FRENCH !?!" ... Ouch !

[@chrinschbro]

I mean what do you think happened over at r/place XD

[@klonktorsk]

As long as you don't mention the war, you should be fine. I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it.....

[@BruderRaziel]

@@klonktorsk Why would mentioning/discussing the war be bad? Never experienced that.

[@fernandomarques5166]

POV: Poland in 1939 be like

[@owenilagan144]

Once in a while, even a Gneisenau player will be smiled upon by RNG and get better than average dispersion in a battle and get a great game like this one.

[@Rybo-Senpai]

and when it happens. pigs fly, the moon is blue and the depths of hell freeze over

[@chaosengine4597]

...said no one ever.

[@nemlas85]

the Gneisenau is the ship that when I sail it, it doesn't hit the side of a barn from the inside, but when I am in an opposing CL it will citadel me from 15+ km when in a turn, and they do this on a regular basis.

[@matheusGMN]

RNJesus giveth and taketh away!

[@alexanderzack3720]

@@nemlas85 sounds like my history so far with the ship. everytime i used my bayern to progress geran bb line the enemy gneisenau would hit me from any kind of ranges, and as soon as i got the gneisenau i never hit anything that was further than 10km away and only hit reliably at 5km.... now i have the bismarck, and boy am i glad i´m done with the gneisenau

[@markharding6342]

Well, actually Jingles, millennials are born between 1981 and 1996, and thus experiences the turn of millennium in their childhood and early adulthood. 1999 would be Gen Z. Yes, I know it's pedantic, and no, I don't care.

[@carelhaasbroek1575]

WeLl AcTuAlLy JiNgLeS, is a meme in itself.

[@Andrius971]

Whats the 1997-1998 crowd though?

[@dawfydd]

@@Andrius971 happy to not be millennials or gen z.. i would imagine.

[@FltCaptAlan]

@@dawfydd As someone born in one of those years, I can confirm this, I strictly avoid identifing with either generation

[@petercolson2990]

It's amazing how many people who take swipes at millennials, are millennials. Because everywhere on media they're talked about as naive youths due for a rude awakening when they join the 'real world', despite the fact that millennials are pushing 40

[@tommorgan1338]

Got to say this is probably one of my best games so far! Gneisenau is probably one of my favourites so far as the Colorado is like pouring salt in my eyes. Got the Bismark a few days ago so that should be fun with a secondary build!

[@siriusczech]

It is :) BTW having gneisenau means you can play her in (silver) ranked and learn the game even more with less ships and equal tiers sprawls. I highly recommend that, because that is what originally helped my learning this game (in T7 Myoko long time ago). Bismarck is a nice ships to have, but the first one you start facing T10 on T10 maps and those games can get pretty awful with feelings you do not have much battle impact due to lack of range and survivability (facing a Shima, Halland, FDR, Nakhimov, Yamato, Midway... is a Nightmare for new players and some if it will stay a nighmare). Have fun, sir! :)

[@siriusczech]

BTW Colorado is second-worst from it´s whole tree. The worst is Kansas above her. North Carolina->Iowa->Montana are great ships, Minnesota and Vermont are different but good as well. Only these two are like "fck this, I´m out". That´s what we call "FXP material" :)

[@mkang8782]

@@siriusczech I must be the odd man out, then, because, while it certainly isn't a fantastic ship by any stretch of the imagination, I don't think the Kansas is as bad as some say she is.

[@jackaubrey8614]

Colorado! Urgh....I'd rather play New York even at that tier..... :)

[@aacannonman2896]

I see a fellow Gneisenau appreciator, she’s a fun boat once you get used to her and I can highly recommend using her in ranked or brawls if you ever get the chance. Just keep in mind, you must not roleplay as a DD just because you have torpedoes 😂

[@farhanaaktermuna3513]

2:25 the fact that the sub was going faster than the bb

[@luisnunes3863]

Not just any bb, the 35 knot Gneisenau!

[@andysmodelandstuff4306]

I allways found myself sitting quitetly in the back of the classroom when Jingles went on to blast the Gneisenau and thought I was the weird one for liking the ship. Speed, rudder shift time, secondaries, torpedoes; she plays alright! Glad to see you are softening your tone a bit! But yea; I would go for the Bismarck 11 out of 10 times after unlocking it too

[@paulplus3830]

That's because he's plain wrong.

[@01taran]

The Bismarck? The most overrated ship to ever ship? That Bismarck?

[@mafuletrekkie]

Agreed, I take my 58% win rate in the Gneisenau and laugh every time he says it's "bad".

[@jarvy251]

I know they've changed it but I remember loving the ship because I'd get into knife fights with DDs and win. She turns on a dime and has those torps as the ace up her sleeve.

[@TheReaver1234]

Night schedule still has its perks, 15 after upload and I catch jingles vids. Keep up the good work gnome overlord.

[@Aiphares]

just got home, now some food, jingles video and then off to bed.. Perfect end of shift routine :D

[@DocStrykerRC]

Greetings from Kiel, Germany 😁 I'm happy to see that I'm not the only weird guy for liking the Gneisenau.

[@karlsenula9495]

'I do not think that the Gneisenau is a bad ship' ... Quick someone!!! The schnapps the kriegsmarine sent Jingles has gone to his head!!!

[@ffizzlecray8688]

I loved playing the Gneisenau, yeah the accuracy sucks but when you find that sweet range of having secondaries firing and close enough that I cant miss its like heaven. Not to mention the occasional cheeky torpedo kill by someone not expecting my cast iron rust bucket to release such fury.

[@cosmotehspacefriut]

Jingles: says ship has bad guns Person playing said ship: proceeds to get kraken

[@greywolf88]

More like- "Challenge accepted!"

[@niki8280]

20 seconds after video upload and there are already 2 likes and a comment! We salt miners have no life. XD

[@the_tactician9858]

Hush, before the Rear Admiral notices we are slacking.

[@Cobra-King3]

Shish man, we don't need another shift, just look at how much salt I have in my eye-Oh shit he saw us

[@Slapdash1]

The Bismarck is not more accurate than the Gneisenau. It can't be: it has the same sigma value and the same dispersion formula. It just gets two barrels more.

[@lunsmann]

Yep. Bismarck was the biggest disappointment I have ever experienced in this game. It makes Freddie look decent, and in fact, after Bismarck, the Freddie WAS a breath of fresh air for me. That was back in 2019 when I did the German BB grind which just happened to be the very first line I took to T10. I was a very new player with hardly any games. Today I mainly use Bismarck in the random operations with a full secondary build - because secondaries work well in operations and co-op but are a shite choice for the current random battles meta. The regulation survivability build is recommended for all the original German BB's in random battles.

[@vicroc4]

Accuracy by volume.

[@starscreammtfan]

@@lunsmann it's funny cause bismarck is my favorite ship in the game. it made me a brawling bb main. fuck the meta lol. petro was my biggest disappointment. meh guns until about 12 km and everyone picks you as target number 1 until they see a sub or cv.

[@Hydra360ci]

ehh... Bismarck was good only after I managed to upgrade it and get a 14 point captain in it, until then it was a complete nightmare, to play. (this was like 5 years ago)

[@Slapdash1]

@@Hydra360ci Nowadays, even with a 21-point Lutjens it is still mediocre.

[@evolutionari]

When you see Jingles featuring Gneisenau, you know it's gonna be glorious and quite unexpected.

[@andreasmuller4666]

A few things to corret there. For T7, Gneisenau has damn good armor, is actually one of the best armored T7 BBs in the game. For T7, her secondaries are among the best you can find and since the relevant captain skills don´t change with tiers anymore, they got even better. For T7, when she was introduced, she was one of the very few BBs that could overmatch other BBs combined with one of the fastest hulls around. Also, all german BBs have, for quite a long time now, the EXACT SAME dispersion formula for the main guns that the american line usses and they compensate less barrels with faster reload. Last but not least, comparing different tiers NEVER WORKS.

[@macherooni]

Judging from the limited range of his secondaries just around 8km, I think he's equipped the aiming system modification rather than the secondary battery one. Hence the guns are a bit more accurate than usual.

[@Hydra360ci]

I'm pretty sure 8.2km is the furthest they shoot with that ship, with all the secondary range buffs. Standard range is like in the low 5's.... And the buffs are all percentage based, which means short range gets buffed less than longer range.

[@macherooni]

@@Hydra360ci it's atually 9.5km if you go full range secondary build. I have a Gneisenau myself and that's the current range for my build.

[@hajoos.8360]

No, Sir, with skill points and a flag you get over 9 KM. Most times i kill with Gneisi secondaries. The secondaries are often the death of many dds.

[@andrewcofrin7907]

"He chewed on a submarine Sea Sausage." Laughed on that one for 10 minutes.

[@shawnhartman7374]

Your world of warship videos are one of a very very very few things I still truly enjoy on KZbin! I also like your Mingles With Jingles Episodes!

[@Kenoscope]

Thank you Jingles, now I'm returning to carrying this dynamite into the Salt Mines.

[@dottorekaoz8679]

I am german, and I had to pause the video and wholeheartedly laugh at the "Neisenau" story :D

[@chrinschbro]

"When the germans get organized is when you need to worry" I mean that IS what we saw happen on r/place the last time it was around.

[@nickkurzy2246]

Jingles: you don't get ships with good secondaries until tier 8 *Angry Mikasa noises*

[@adaml8726]

Gneisenau! GneisenYES! GneiseNAU! GneisenYES!!! Gneisen oll-vays YES!!! *Proceeds to fire cannons with Tchaikovsky's 1812 overture in the background*

[@jensjurgensen846]

a POSITIVE video about the GneiseNO.... man i lived to see the day!

[@christopherhobbs9698]

Always love watching you though jingles

[@theamazinggoldfish8713]

"NO SIR" Mr. Jingles, your generation didn't screw things up. You served for 22 years and helped keep the world safe,....thank you. 🏹🤠👍

[@anoldfogeysfun]

I've never had that much of a problem with this ship since I got it many years ago, Jingo, m8 . . . it's not my favourite naturally - but I still usually manage to do at least 100k damage in it even when at bottom tier . . .

[@Pyasek]

Wow we actually get to see the damn thing, great post

[@Its-Just-Zip]

"Morgs is a new player" That explains his ability in the Gneisenau. He doesn't know it's supposed to be bad

[@patrickwatters1567]

Oh you make me laugh Jingles 👍. Thanks for putting a smile on my face 😀

[@mycoolcar]

The first half of this video is Jingles practicing his best Owen Wilson impression “Woooaaawww”

[@hansvonmannschaft9062]

The fact that her sister ship still has the World record for farthest shot(s) landed does make me think about what's up with Gneisenau being so inaccurate. I'm pretty sure that if the LockPickingLawyer would've been onboard Scharnhorst, he would've gone: _"...and to prove that landing a shot beyond 23km was not a fluke, we're going to do it again..."_ Great vid Jingles, thank you 😀👍🏼

[@OldThomMerton]

"You do know you're in a Gneisenau" could be a great drinking game with this video 😂🤣

[@ZZMonkeysUncleZZ]

Scharnhorst and Gneisenau are easily some of the best looking T7 battleships, so that’s one reason to play them. Besides that, some people just have consistent luck on ships that perform poorly for everyone else. I usually have great games in Marco Polo, even though her stats mean that shouldn’t happen very often. Gneisenau can be brutal if she’s played by someone with that magic touch.

[@marcush2220]

Wooaw , what a laugh I did have during this vid, Thank you Mr Jingels

[@georgegunner3858]

1999? Barely a millennial, most of us are in our 30s and early 40s now 😛

[@azathoth3700]

Forty year old millennial checking in.

[@owengunster2420]

You never cease to squeeze in a good laugh 👍

[@starflame34]

Figures, the new player plays better than most T10 captains out there.

[@donpfoutz625]

Awesome Gneisenau play.

[@splatterdaysaint9024]

Thanks Jingles. i could watch you reviewing bologna and somehow id still gives thumbs up

[@shieldsa899]

Jingles: talks crap about the Gniesenau Player: does well Jingles: :o

[@kilotun8316]

Silly ol' Jingles getting trolled by the Germans worse than that Chamberlain fellow! Thought the English would have wised up to their tricks by now!

[@DDayJayke]

The Gneisenau is simply the best ship

[@SuperNetSpyder]

I'm still on this ship as well, and it's nice to see the sun shine on a dogs ass every once in a while.

[@donnybrook23]

"a game about ships shooting other ships" - well said Jingles, just looking at all of these CVs and submarines and applying that logic 😀

[@daszieher]

Oh, I remember the episode with the silent G 😄 Epic fun. Good grief, how time flies

[@bigjim304]

I don’t know if it’s Stockholm syndrome, but I love the gneisenau! Ended up selling the Bismarck and going back to her.

[@Galvin09670]

Sees anything with wings, *Cries in Rio De Janeiro* but instantly grins upon dumping 14 twelve inch guns into a broadside.

[@fabianheinrich2812]

great boat ! bloody luv it

[@cbbees1468]

You can always tell when a hipster is sailing a BB. The secondaries spam out mason jars and Starbucks cups at enemy ships.

[@gamkem1405]

I have had mostly good battles in the Big G. Only one battle can I remember the dispersion being poor. Whereas, my Bismarck has really poor dispersion. Secondaries are a must for both. Thanks Jingles for another great video!

[@riquelmeone]

I think you actually love this ship, you are completely obsessed by it :)

[@jonathanbaron-crangle5093]

My 1st game with Gneisenau was awesome, including a dead CV, but then, having support helped It's a situational ship, very potent, but wonky guns do let it down, but in the right circumstances, an absolute beast. In the right circumstances, which often don't occur

[@sarynthmidgard7397]

had to watch the citadel on the izmail bit three times, love jingles reaction

[@diegowushu]

Matches like this is exactly why I downloaded War Thunder and started playing naval. Any bullshit in that game is less than being constantly dropped by invincible planes and undetectable subs.

[@hydromaestro1298]

Been playing 2 years, GN is my favorite ship, it's so much fun to play and the speed when the brain is working is a weapon in its own right. .. but when the brain gets too "clever" for its own good.. embarrassing / shameful quick death is the stick the GN uses to beat humility back into you . That's what I love about the game play on with this ship , I've played games where I looked like some omnipotent battleship god ... then the very next round ... get literally just one shotted during some out of the box thinking and having to apologize to my team for being a clown. Hahaha

[@brandtbrock2389]

I also love the GN

[@WalterReimer]

(Seagoon): Who says we Germans have no sense von humor? (Milligan): Just about everybody. -- from The Goon Show, 'Tales of Men's Shirts'

[@lcarus42]

If this ship had accurate guns it would be one of the best ships in the game.

[@nigeldeforrest-pearce8084]

Brilliant!!!

[@Kuriamo22]

I don't know what your smoking jingles that ship is very underrated.

[@benkonczal4584]

Claaaaassic GeniesenYES. I sail her and Terpitz whenever I feel like close quarters BB tanking.

[@renaudgiguere7496]

Gneiseneau is actually a ship I really like. The very first line of ships i farmed was german battleships. Not playing anything else than those. So their bad accuracy was all i ever knew playing the game until AFTER a had played the Gneiseneau. So I didn't really think anything of it. When i unlocked her, she was fast, well armored, had good secondaries, decent AA and her guns, while only having 6, did pack a good punch when they hit. Add the torps and that ship was my favorite ship. She is still a ship I really like playing!

[@Field_Marshal_Emu]

Gneisenau is a battle cruiser. Not a battle ship. It's a pub brawler. Joining the battleship battle line and plinking away from 16 odd km is a recipe for pain. It's a pub fighter. Plays best when you steam it directly into the fight, look for the biggest guy there and start throwing punches using the main guns as shotguns, then dropping torpedoes and using its speed to get out of dodge. Great fun.

[@leeanthony126]

Nothing better than waking up on my bday morning to a fresh jingles w.o.w video.........jingles that wasn't just any citadel against the izmail look again sir it was damn near a blind fire😍 wow I used my gneisenau for exactly the amount of matches to get to bismark....think I might just pull her up for service today 😅 🙃. Thank you jingles 👍

[@tom_trs_clarke3641]

Happy Birthday Captain

[@leeanthony126]

@@tom_trs_clarke3641 thank you captain fair seas 🌊 and happy hunting 😀

[@johanmalmquist6076]

I wonder how many years it'll be until Jingles realises the guns were actually buffed a few years ago... 😅

[@maltemejlstrup4746]

He also keeps saying the Vermont is bad outside the guns despite the massive buff it got a while ago.

[@Arisudev]

@@maltemejlstrup4746 vermont buff doesn't instantly make it a good ship though. It's still a bad ship with good guns.

[@hendrikdeputter6279]

This man is doing better just to spite you jingles

[@nielstenbrink]

Loved the story about the „silent G“…. 😂

[@webyankee6558]

I like that ship, Jingles is off on this one.

[@lynchkid003]

Oh no... A torpedo battleship video? I'm expecting a large amount of stupidity with torpedo battleships in the next few days.

[@hajoos.8360]

The Renown and Tiger have torps, too.

[@donte2458]

This reminds me of the M3Lee review video. That video never gets old lol

[@VicktorMoberg1]

main battery aside, she is a fun ship to play and one of my favorites

[@Arclite02]

"when the Germans start getting organized, that's when you need to worry" Yes, as Poland has been telling us for 80 years, now!

[@thijshagenbeek6554]

Im shocked. Someone get me into the salt mines. I need to get this heresy out of my head.

[@johnking1896]

I first thought we would get a vid after watching a clan battle that ended in just enough time to take the first cap, LOL. I do tip my hat to the fight as it is well worth being a part of.

[@MelioraCogito]

Someone in Germany should send Jingles a genuine _donaudampfschifffahrtsgesellschaftskapitänsmütze._ 😎

[@Xethuron]

Only if he can pronounce that properly 😉

[@RasmusDyhrFrederiksen]

The game looks beautiful.

[@lukereynolds7893]

i loved my gneisenau .... easy pleasent grind.

[@CiGaming123]

Nice

[@matthewmartin3787]

We've been robbed, there's no postbattle results screen! We've missed one of the gnome overlord's masterpieces!

[@charless2450]

Jingles in this video being constantly surprised by the hits and kills: "What the hell is going on here!?" Don't worry, Jingles; the Germans are just trolling you again.

[@quoniam426]

Even before the accuracy buffs, I managed the same average hit rate with any of my other ships when I was playing the Gneisenau (maybe because I was playing at closer ranges?).

[@txspyrate4446]

Less than 500 battles, I think he is getting the new player RNG bonus.

[@EvilGermanGuy]

Actually Jingles, damn i really wanted to write that for some reason. Nice to see such a good 'neisenau game *chuckles in german, also AA does work just not on the same ships as 'back in the day' except Worcester and Mino those are still scary when AA spec. Almost all of the newer Ships at 10 have good enough AA that 2+ can shred a squadron that's not cautious, except the russians cause they can drop out of AA range for reasons. And 1999 is not the millennial generation the cut-off is around 95-98, we are the often forgotten Gen Y, the pedantic ones that ask a lot of questions.

[@TomerGGaming]

i had so much fun with this ship, it took me 1 day to grind the bismark haahah

[@axelrajr]

Jingles...funny enough, when you said don't adjust your monitors, i was in the middle of setting it to cinema mode.

[@Arjen900]

KZbin is doing that thing again where 0 Jingles videos pop up in my suscription list

[@emenha]

If memory serves, we got you twice. Drank Kölsch "beer" didn't you?

[@GerhardtRoos]

I actually like the Gneisenau, because the main guns are not too inaccurate at short to mid range, and with its armour scheme, secondaries and torpedoes it makes a good brawler.

[@CavCat]

I use it as a cruiser killer and it shines in that role

[@02091992able]

It's pretty impressive to survive the airborne cancer while fighting cancer from the deep.

[@bullettube9863]

It goes to show you, if you play to your ship's strengths you'll do fine, play as if you were an Iowa and you will get clobbered.

[@FatHubby83]

Just moved on to Bismark from Gneisnau a few days ago. Started getting citadells all of a sudden too. But yeah i´ve at close range. 5 km ish managed to unload all six guns at the center of a battleship and only hit with 2 shells, the rest went in front and behind the ship. Absolutly awfull guns but can certainly tank multible enemys from the front.

[@old_guard2431]

The accuracy buff the Germans got some time back was feeble. However, combine that with Aiming Systems Mod 1 in Slot 3 and the Gneisenau guns are nowhere near as bad as their reputation.

[@johnpotato8663]

As someone born in 99' I've never felt more honoured.

[@gaborferenc2276]

awesome paintified last picture from 14:50 onwards.

[@_.Glennicus._]

"Like the scharnhorst" gneisanau is Scharnhorsts sister ship IRL

[@rickphillips7221]

The perfect ship doesn't exis.............

[@EvoraGT430]

Petro would like a word.