World’s Longest Zucchini | Trump Kids Take the Stand | George Santos Survives Expulsion Attempt

Stephen examines an extra-long Canadian zucchini, looks at courtroom sketches of Donald Trump’s children testifying at their father's civil trial, and thanks Congress for voting not to expel Republican Rep. George Santos. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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Stephen Colbert brings his signature satire and comedy to THE LATE SHOW with STEPHEN COLBERT, the #1 show in late night, where he talks with an eclectic mix of guests about what is new and relevant in the worlds of politics, entertainment, business, music, technology and more. Featuring bandleader Louis Cato and “THE LATE SHOW band,” the Peabody Award-winning and Emmy Award-nominated show is broadcast from the historic Ed Sullivan Theater. Stephen Colbert took over as host, executive producer and writer of THE LATE SHOW on Sept. 8, 2015.

[@laalaa99stl]

That Zucchini was gourd-jious!

[@cybercat29]

🤣🇨🇦

[@gamepapa1211]

Thank you

[@impunitythebagpuss]

Happy zucchini! Lol!

[@carlyar5281]

We grow them big in Ontario 🇨🇦😎

[@rebeccacamacho-sobczak4282]

Yes, it was!

[@oldtimerman59]

The writers were on fire with this episode. All perfectly delivered by Mr Stephen Colbert. BRAVO !

[@leapintothewild_original]

❤THANKS for the zucchini break - we freaking need something like that EVERY night! 🙏

[@RicoCosta317]

Colbert's monologue is the best thing on TV. His writers are superb and his timing and delivery are unmatched.

[@NJones-lb1ln]

I agree that Colbert is the best, and this was superb.

[@donapaulen8700]

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 Screw him. Zero class.

[@grumpybear42]

While I don't miss an episode, I have to disagree. Oliver has the best writers. Colbert has the better stage and delivery.

[@antoniograncino3506]

The Holy-cow ! Trinity of late-night comedian/social/political commentators is Colbert, Kimmel, and Oliver. All have something of their own to offer. But their job is easier these days : the Trump/Republican jokes write themselves

[@donapaulen8700]

@@antoniograncino3506 YOU and the current Democratic party are the ”joke” my friend. 🤐

[@Leonaza7]

When Mary trump said that doni Jr was the dumbest trump kid….Eric immediately demanded a recount.

[@socojuggalo2261]

That's funny!😅

[@jote7214]

😂😂😂

[@gamepapa1211]

And he immediately called Georgia demanding 11,000 more votes.

[@arhafrench5319]

They probably would have started slap-boxing each other before her comment fully registered

[@daiakunin]

Howdy there internet person!

[@merissaj4518]

You made CHCH's day, Stephen. Canadians love being mentioned on American shows.

[@sophierobinson2738]

We love most Canadians.😊

[@gamepapa1211]

When reached for comment over Junior's testimony, Trump responded: "I don't know him, I never met him, never seen him before in my life. Never had any dealings with him. Heard about him once or twice in passing. Heard he was a heroin addict. Never knew him. Never met him before in my life."

[@Tonyhouse1168]

And it was the truest thing he’s ever said

[@triciac1019]

I get my picture taken with a lot of people.

[@JeffMountainPicker]

He was channeling George Santos' mother? 😮

[@Atom63-f3y]

Hey..the guy who grew the zucchini is a neighbour!!! 🇨🇦We are happy our stories are so entertaining …no hate , no violence, no guns🤷‍♀️

[@firstlast-gn5bo]

We’re with you on that!

[@jeannecrowley8383]

Thank you!!! It was a great segment!!! Enjoy your gigantic produce. 🥕🥒🫑🌻🌻🌻

[@LadyMoonsparrow]

Congratulations on his amazing produce! What an interesting neighbor to have. I agree with you on the happy story, it was fun and interesting.

[@angiebear8727]

Ty. It’s great to hear good as well as fun news for a change.Your neighbor has one heck of a green thumb!😊❤

[@angiebear8727]

Ty. It’s great to hear good as well as fun news for a change.Your neighbor has one heck of a green thumb!😊❤

[@dr.velmasablan3611]

Stephen Colbert I have to tell you, first of all I'm so glad you are back, and second when I click on your show, I feel like I'm ready to go on a roller coaster ride, never sure where the coaster is going, but knowing it will take me to hilarious highs and lows! Love it.

[@hardcastle4419]

Colbert is a one trick pony, attack Trump.

[@donapaulen8700]

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[@tempsitch5632]

You know you’re not talking directly to him, right ?

[@donapaulen8700]

@@SigFigNewton Obviously you are delusional.

[@notenoughmonkeys]

The best part about Eric taking the stand was the Trump team objecting when he described his relationship to the defendant.

[@Ariamaki]

Between the zucchini piece and yesterday's cowboy boots, Stephen's really hitting the physical comedy beats this week. :V

[@starsabove8059]

Agree. Good monologues this week.

[@katherinekelly5380]

Actually, right now, most Canadians’ favourite pastime is also hoping Trump goes to jail ❣️ I mean, after zucchini’s, of course

[@catherinegallagher7632]

Lol, that's my hometown local television station! Thank you for the laugh

[@kigukaraoke6670]

Ah yes, CH being the leading news station for Ontario XD CTV and other news stations shake their heads :P still super weird to see our local news station on the late show loll

[@peforster6725]

3:34 - Canadians wants the orange blowfish in jail, too! ⚖🇨🇦

[@alex35agm]

Yeah,Trump might try to escape to Canada,if he knew where it was.

[@triciac1019]

Woo hoo!

[@hardcastle4419]

Black face Trudeau for prison.

[@freya8133]

​@@hardcastle4419Nope. As for black face, you MAGAts practice racism every day. Trudeau's was not meant to be racist, it was an error in judgement..

[@Leonaza7]

Why are public school teachers held to a higher standard than Congress?

[@gamepapa1211]

Because public school teachers don't answer to lobbyists and corporate sponsors.

[@ricklichau9176]

School teachers aren't politicians!

[@Pyranders]

Why do I see you under every late show video, and why is your profile picture a woman who appears to be absolutely thrilled about being strangled?

[@thecraftycyborg9024]

Because they aren’t rich. The rich live by different rules.

[@TheRedStateBlue]

teachers aren't elected. its up to the voters to do their due diligence, not a hiring manager in human resources.

[@ArtisanJanelle]

Canadian here. I truly believe that having lighthearted fun like growing long zucchini is why we mostly like each other. Liking other people is the secret of being nice to other people! Fun + Other Humans = Better World. 😂 I mean, that's why we're all watching a comedian talk about upsetting things, right?

[@muddro420]

I think you're wrong about why we're watching, but right that the world would be a better place if we'd all learn to think about each other sometimes, and not just ourselves all the time.

[@betty-joymoreau4363]

True

[@Wveth]

I wish Canadians mostly liked each other, but after the ridiculous Freedom Convoy and all the anti-vax BS, our country is on the road to being just as dysfunctional and angry as the U.S. I really hope something pushes us in a different direction but right now it does not look good for the foreseeable future.

[@jnielsen90]

Very Canadian here and I certainly agree with that

[@catebrooks6779]

I love your world view!🎉🎉❤❤❤😊

[@courtney-rw8ch]

Don Junior and Eric claiming complete ignorance is probably the right move because it is so believable.

[@concordep2504]

😅😅😅😅😅

[@missmarya747]

In the court of law . NO.

[@anjaoldnettle2841]

😂🤣

[@courtney-rw8ch]

@@missmarya747 ignorance, in a court of law is nothing new. Edit: what was your original point? Because there had to be something else?

[@courtney-rw8ch]

@@missmarya747 “ignorance of the law is ignorance of the law.“ - me

[@oldgeezerproductions]

"Eric took the stand and claimed ignorance. He had to, he was under oath." I just love it !

[@djksfhakhaks]

When will his lawyers try to argue that the 14th amendment is unconstitutional😂😂😂😂😂

[@eustatic3832]

You joke, but segregationists have for a long time

[@djksfhakhaks]

@@eustatic3832 I'm not jokeing! I really think they are THAT stupid.

[@LennoxMatt1]

As a Canadian I can assure you, hoping Trump goes to jail is also a pastime here

[@MuitoDaora]

All around the world 🌎

[@saltwaterjoyskelleyjoyce-f8114]

@@dawnw9850I think you mean crocs and chairs

[@lizannewhitlow1085]

🙏🏻

[@debbiedefiestheoddsdebm9604]

Canada is in trouble if Trump takes over. The world is in serious trouble if Trump gets in. Agreed, Canada is watching closely.

[@FAFSAOFFICIAL]

lol

[@moonstoneway2694]

Trump at the wheel of a car with his co-conspirator passengers was a great (and horrifying) visual. It’s insane he is running for office again. All the other bits were hilarious, of course.

[@nancyjay790]

A photo mock up of the major co-conspirators made up of their mug shots? I found it weirdly entertaining.

[@michaelrmurphy2734]

Golf carts are more Trump's driving skill level.

[@223Drone]

If shameless liars like Santos can't be removed than it's safe to say that being openly corrupt must be a requirement to be a politician in the US.

[@danielgehring7437]

It's not really that surprising. We all saw the circus sideshow on multiple occasions when they tried to elect a Speaker. The GOP knows it has a tenuous hold on the House, at best, so they couldn't dare to get rid of one of their best toadies.

[@racookster]

Just a Republican one.

[@charlesmitchell9690]

if you really believed in innocence before guilty then you must remain neutral until a guilty verdict has been found. Asking congress to be a guilty verdict is actually unconstitutional it's a jury of your peers not foreign states looking at your seat as a way of tilting their ways and means of getting their self interest obtained. It's not an easy to decision for congress to make until you're found guilty of crimes misdemeanors that would effect issues. It's also possibly important to learn more by keeping your enemy close by your side and thinking hey I fit in they kept me here their my friend's vs let me see your phone who do you talk with how do you talk are you in a dress today?

[@Neddyhk]

The reason he survived - that trial in the Court of public opinion without an actual conviction is enough to justify expulsion - is a legitimate concern.

[@danielgehring7437]

@@charlesmitchell9690 It's not a trial, though. It's not about innocence or guilt, it's about maintaining the standards of Congress. Or, to use your analogy, just dump the control freak. And it _should_ have been a very, very easy decision.

[@johnnyvh1188]

never knew a report about a zucchini could yield this much fun...🤣 Live and learn😂

[@SpaceForceCommander]

Dim Jr. claiming he’s an idiot is a very plausible excuse, but it won’t help him. (Ditto for Eric.)

[@Wildstar40]

Claiming to be ignorant AND being smug about it tells me he's not ignorant of his crimes at all.

[@missmarya747]

Not in the court of law. But with NAGA CULT YES , ABSOLUTELY 💯

[@touncy1533]

trump for SUPERMAX... we all saw him LIVE during an actual presidential debate giving an order to a rouge paramilitary.. "stand back & stand by" .. case closed

[@bradleybrown8399]

*rogue

[@firstlast-gn5bo]

He also wanted the magnetometers removed on 1/6. The armed insurrectionists weren’t there to hurt HIM, he said.

[@RachelCampbell-g5c]

Maybe their faces will be Rouge when their clueless "leader" becomes a jailed, convicted felon

[@EricRoberts2112]

​@@bradleybrown8399they are red as well, technically, since they are Republicans lol

[@bradleybrown8399]

@@EricRoberts2112 yeah, I did think of that, but I was thinking more about the orange makeup he wears

[@1518bert]

Been waiting for this monologue since lunch 😂

[@sarahweston2794]

As a Canadian, watching Trumps trial is most amusing except we all hope he goes to jail in the end

[@steverogers2603]

Thanks. Just in case he is re-elected can you help me move to your country?

[@athomewithjenny]

I hope that too and I'm in the USA 😂😂

[@robinsnest7627]

I can cross the border in 3 hours if I need to. PNW. I’ll tell my son to step on it.

[@QUICKBOOKS1]

@@steverogers2603 I don't know what Paperwork, you would need, but, welcome aboard, eh.

[@meghanm05]

As a Canadian working in a news-related field, I quite literally lost my shit at the first story 😂 nailed it!!

[@QUICKBOOKS1]

I think ALL Canadians did. My first two thoughts were of "Arrogant Worms" & Rick Mercer. Yes, I AM Canadian, and probably fully aged myself..

[@deetroitdario]

Subtle segue there...going from a giant vegetable to a family of oversized vegetables!

[@freya8133]

Whose brains are in a vegetative state.

[@Snowbeard]

"He may be a crazy criminal, but compared to all the other criminals...he's fun!" Stephen was channeling Robin Williams when he said that.

[@krisfrederick5001]

The writers completely deserved the raise. Worth every penny, and zucchini 😂

[@khallo151]

I haven’t laughed this hard in awhile. Your writers deserve a raise. LOVED IT.

[@alex35agm]

Trump kids take the stand.Why not they've taken everything else.

[@UkeCan1]

LecternGate Take 2 😂

[@PumaTwoU]

Actually Gov Sarah Huckabee Sanders took it first

[@perryrodent]

„Is that a world record in your garden or you just happy zucchini?“ Dad joke level over 9000!

[@davedee6745]

For those that wonder: Santos was not thrown out because the Republicans need every vote they can get.

[@beenaplumber8379]

Is that why so many Dems voted against his expulsion? Santos will be replaced by another Republican. That seat is safe.

[@pysvtfa4]

He wasn’t voted out because he has yet to be convicted of anything and the ethics committee hasn’t finished its investigation. Some folks didn’t want to set a precedent that they could start expelling members with neither of those two things having happened. Could you imagine what the likes of MTG and Jim Jordan would do with that?

[@amandarusson547]

​@@MyOutsideSocksThat district will probably never vote for a Republican again. It is a blue district. He only won because of his lies and illegal campaign financing.

[@annakingry9157]

All that matters is power. Not integrity, law keeping, honor, or even good sense. Certainly no consideration for the citizens he's supposed to represent or our nation that's going down the tubes.

[@beenaplumber8379]

@@pysvtfa4 Expulsion is not dependent on any finding of wrongdoing. That's why Santos has no right to defend himself. He's not accused of anything in the expulsion process, no crime, no ethics violation. It's just a vote to keep him or kick him out without any reason given, and he gets to vote on the expulsion too. Remember, every expelled member will be replaced by the voters in their district. Remember also that expulsion requires a 2/3 supermajority. MTG and Jim Jordan can't do anything without all Republicans and 1/3 of Dems going along. It's good that it's so difficult. My opinion is that it would have been better to wait for the ethics investigation, but voting before that was done is also likely a strategic decision.

[@aprilwoods7735]

🤣🤣🤣🤍❤️🤣🤣🇨🇦 I am Canadian and this is hilarious Stephen 🥒 Sending much love your way our friend 💙🤍

[@NewMessage]

There's a better than good chance Santos has tried to pass himself off as the Burger King to get a free frosty at least once.

[@davidweyant9356]

Isn't the Frosty at Wendy's?

[@deetroitdario]

​@davidweyant9356 perhaps that was the point...

[@muddro420]

@@davidweyant9356take a moment and realize how beautifully crafted that burn is.

[@KittySnicker]

LOL the zucchini story was adorable and nutty. The kind of story we need right now!

[@Pam-56]

The zucchini story was especially funny to me because I’m from St Catharines Ontario, just a 50 minute drive from Hamilton where CHCH is located and a 15 minute drive to Thorold where the zucchini was grown. In all honesty that is an Italian form of zucchini that grow long. They are very common in Italy.

[@danielgehring7437]

Yes, my friend grows them. They like having a booth at the farmer's market and 6' zucchinis are a good draw. They really do taste like nothing, though.

[@starsabove8059]

I wondered about that, because it looked like a type of long thin Italian zucchini that I see in the stores sometimes. The regular zucchinis can get very big too but then they're also fat. And they are dark green.

[@JeffMountainPicker]

Do you know of a band named Blackie and the Rodeo Kings? I think they are in that part of Ontario...

[@jackharrison7613]

this thread is getting folksy. In Bc we have zucchinis too, and use them for ratatouille

[@patriciamurfitt4590]

My sister is "landed" in St. Catherine's 😅 Hello from Indiana 💙

[@jayluck8047]

As a Canadian, I can suggest he meant 8.33 feet. Which equates to the 8’4’’3’’’

[@RabblesTheBinx]

Um... a third of a foot is 4 inches, not 4.3 inches.

[@muddro420]

That seems most plausible to me. Metric is base 10, Imperial is base whatever-the-fucking-king-said-that-once. 8.33 in kg could be 8.33 kg, or it could be 8kg and 330 hg. I think I got that last bit right, but I doubt anyone talks like that even in Canada so maybe no one knows if I'm wrong. :)

[@mrh-TO-Canada]

But to be fair.. metric vs. imperial here is a mish-mash. Canadians still give their height and weight in imperial most of the time. Even the reporter in the story did. Weather seems to be all in metric. But fuel efficiency is in miles per gallon. Food packaging frequently has both. 🇨🇦

[@jdhuh1]

CHCH TV is a local news station for Southwestern Ontario. I can't believe they got features on the monologue. Awesome 👌 👏👏

[@MrsRobinson0741]

George Santos is what they call…”comedy gold”!!!

[@shermanculbertson6244]

Trump’s kids have never been known for being the sharpest tools in the shed.

[@whocares9033]

... only for being tools

[@blackeyedsusan727]

I mean, how could they? Look at who their parents are! Same with the old man 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@freya8133]

Well, the jury is out on Tiffany and Barron. But it doesn't look good for them.

[@darrylelder8024]

What’ya mean?… they’re as sharp as a marble.

[@pamelacass9642]

What shed?

[@lovelyskull3483]

I love Canadian news.

[@NewMessage]

What can I say about my Homeland... we grow 'em big up here.

[@jeromesullivan4015]

Hmm, so, when you meet them they are Fruits, when you leave them, Vegetables? 😃sorry, couldn’t resist…

[@146agi122]

Canada is the second biggest country in the world, (Russia is first). We should be growing GIANT VEGETABLES AND GIANT FRUITS.

[@tubruton]

It just keeps getting worse for George Santos. Next thing you know they will try to take back his Nobel prizes.

[@TheWheelchairGuy]

Shame on those politicians for not voting Santos out

[@gamepapa1211]

"Shame" was never part of a Republican's lexicon. And before you ask, neither were "integrity" and "self-awareness."

[@IronpenWorldbuilding]

Normally I’d agree, but it’s really, really bad precedent to just kick out a house member without even an ethics investigation let alone a guilty verdict. (No matter how guilty we know they are) Although I do know the republicans would totally take advantage of expelling house members if they had a much larger majority.

[@CourageKarnga]

Love, they don't know what that is.

[@bradleywalker8642]

​@@IronpenWorldbuildingIt's different when he's already been INDICTED on many charges!!

[@IronpenWorldbuilding]

@@bradleywalker8642 maybe it’s cope cause he survived but it’s the moral high ground

[@Poecilia1963]

🤣 Finally a story out of my country I can be proud of 🍁

[@carolakelleski7905]

StephenCobert I missed you so much. You are the 🔥🔥🔥🔥man. Thanks to you & your writers I can get away from the serious crap that is our govt for a life saving break. You are doing "gods"work🔥🔥💜😎 ...a merry heart...😂😂😂

[@tabularasa]

The lying down on the floor bit really got me. That's a camera angle in the Ed Sullivan theater I don't think I've seen before! 😂

[@MrPhotodoc]

Now that was an exciting LONG story about the much neglected and unloved zucchini. I need a cigarette!

[@permiek]

Don't you mean .... a courgette

[@robinhoward8805]

Canadians love you Stephen ❤

[@user-ye1go6hw9r]

@ 4:00 *rump's tiny angry lil hands white-knuckled on the steering wheel.... that's gold, jerry! Gold!

[@DarkLink18819]

I love how they think they can remove Biden from office when they can't even get George Santos out.

[@SJC49]

They don’t want Santos out - they need his vote.

[@superblump87]

They don't actually think they can remove Biden. They could remove Santos, but they don't want to.

[@thedel775]

That Zucchini bit was just 🤣

[@michaeljamesthomas6811]

The zucchini bit was my favorite in a long time 😂

[@AustinMichaelDearing]

I think Stephen should consider reporting on large fruits and vegetables from now on

[@Akindone53]

Well there is that fat orange and his two vegetables.

[@colbertwatcher706]

and the zucchini jokes just keep coming!!! so stinkin funny. i had to watch it twice 😂

[@KittyCat22976]

Stephen laying on the floor was exactly what I needed Today 😂 I really miss when he would do “Big Questions With Even Bigger Stars” ❤

[@lesleywall4186]

Colbert has the best writers.

[@maskedmarvyl4774]

Notice Trump's tiny hands on the steering wheel at 4:02.

[@aBc-123-XyZ]

4:02 an actual clown car...😂✌️

[@imsweetchaos]

To be fair, that third news clip was necessary for Steve to get off the floor.

[@ChantalRussell]

As a Canadian, I’m not sure how to feel about 1/3 of this video being about a giant Ontarian zucchini.

[@morebirdsandroses]

Please! You gave us some much needed lightness of heart and I'll thank you from the bottom of my own❤❤❤

[@mrh-TO-Canada]

Proud. Very proud. 🇨🇦

[@jordach545]

Haha I'm from Hamilton Ontario and that is our local team. I see Taz Boga at the grocery store all the time. Funny when a bit hits home like this, literally.

[@nickborn2369]

omg chch from Hamilton as Canada's news leader is funny as hell

[@146agi122]

I may start watching CHCH TV station, I live an hour from HAMILTON in TORONTO. They do have more fun, small town stories.

[@lynnstlaurent6789]

I filmed a game show there over 30 years ago and during our lunch break we were gathered outside. The evening anchor Dan McLean arrived and another contestant screamed “It’s Dan Rather”. I still don’t know who I felt worse for.

[@patricialynn5852]

In Canada that zucchini is 244.96 centimetres 😂

[@bazzfromthebackground3696]

"mistrial by homonym" actually got me.

[@catherinewhite3508]

I burst out smirking!! 🤣

[@etienneporras7252]

I was expecting a Wallace and Grommet joke. Giant vegetables were the source of the problem there.

[@davidweyant9356]

Yes. I was disappointed.

[@Mustard1987]

The yanks wouldn't know who Wallace and Gromit is... which is very much their loss!

[@susanbengston3208]

@@Mustard1987We Know!! And Love Em!!💕

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[@fetmar]

Love seeing local news on Colbert.

[@sabinawoods5134]

You’re killing it with the jokes tonight. 😂😂😂😂

[@fredricclack7137]

Words Confuse Drumpfs!

[@karin-from-mannheim4027]

Once a former German actor, Klaus Kinski, sayd: 'If we replace most Politicians with Mafiosos, we would double our fun with half of corruption'. I agree.

[@davidcashin1894]

Never disappointed when I accidentally rewatch an old episode.

[@GilroyIronheart]

NO FULL FRONTAL CRUDITÉS 😂😂😂😂😂

[@karen5670]

😂I'm proud to be an Ontarian !!! 🎉

[@ur22much2]

America's pastime , hoping Donald Trump goes to jail. Great line, I almost choked, laughing so hard.

[@maryanneslater9675]

At least it's a thin zucchini. One year mine got a little ... overgrown. I used two of them instead of pumpkins for jack o'lanterns and some of the neighbourhood kids complimented them as being extra scary.

[@danielgehring7437]

Haha, yeah. Last year mine were so big a friend of mine legit thought they were watermelons. I had no idea there was, like, a world record or anything for them, now I'm worried I missed my chance at fame.

[@seanwebb605]

I live here in Hamilton, Ontario and I can tell you that CHCH is not the province's top news station. No no no. It use to be pretty big. But now there is another. Fun fact Hamilton is the hometown of Eugene Levy and Martin Short. Dave Thomas, Ian Thomas and Ivan Reitman have a history with the city too. Ryan Gosling and Jim Carrey lived nearby in Burlington, Ontario.

[@pm71241]

Mistrial by homonym .... I just love Colbert.

[@guachatierna]

Lol Jurassic zucchinis!!!! Regards from Canada.

[@annemettefrederiksen7751]

I want a show with Stephen doing the monologue with different news,politics ect and his impressions of Don and Eric for the entire time 😂just once in a while,no guests, no interviews, just him and his wonderful monologue

[@chrisstratton8443]

Might I suggest that, with santos still in congress come election day, he will lose that seat to a Dem.....

[@chelittle6433]

You know it

[@Akindone53]

That is it! Seems to go over peoples heads.

[@mrh-TO-Canada]

He won't be there. When the House Ethics Committee's report comes out in two weeks, Santos will be toast.

[@chrisstratton8443]

Wow, your faith in magat ethics is unbelievable@@mrh-TO-Canada

[@steverogers2603]

Love the obscure Mecha Godzilla reference! Prepare to receive a phone call from Toho’s lawyers.

[@TheMulToyVerse]

I was expecting the “they could but should they” to lead to a clip from “Attack of the Killer Tomato’s”

[@HylianFox3]

I was hoping for the giant veggies, followed by the giant grasshoppers from 'Beginning of the End'

[@tangentreverent4821]

I didn't watch the movie, but I did watch the cartoon.

[@johnlonganlas5715]

trumps little hands on the steering wheel so funny

[@jjwubs1638]

8:07 "Your honor, my client says it wasn't an insurrection, it just takes a little while..."

[@Ppppppppppppppppppp97]

Brilliant

[@deborahhoward7822]

Yes, many, many burgers for that king.😂

[@bbillbill3919]

More zucchini stories please

[@janetbeebe6578]

I would "Salut" that zucchini. ❤❤❤😂

[@iancowan3527]

The definitions are clearly included with the statutes cited in the charges... Which every attorney knows!

[@kateuhler7803]

My Fave🥰It's Steven!! ❤🎉

[@shimronnetia]

Colbert is a sophisticated comic.

[@mattmanley7118]

Stephen!!

[@mquietsch6736]

😂 Breeding exotic vegetables is something Nanny Ogg is extremely good at...

[@MeleeTiger]

I'd gladly read 100 more articles about giant produce rather than 1 more story about Drumpf.

[@Worldbuilder]

I was not expecting JP; I was expecting Audrey II! 😂

[@MatthewMartine-v2r]

lying next to a zucchini, his career must be taking off