Worst Games Ever - Conspiracy: Weapons of Mass Destruction

WAKE UP SHEEPLE - this is a Conspiracy NOBODY is talking about! Mainly because it’s so bad, not even “Cole Justice” can save it. Trust No One. Believe Nothing. Do Not Play This.
Presenters: Peter Austin (@ThatPeterAustin) & Ben Potter (@Confused_Dude)
Video Editor: James Jenkins (@Jenx_137)
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[@TeamTripleJump]

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[@hypersilver1111]

RIP Cole Justice (or maybe Sullivan we're not really sure) 1954-2005. "We will all miss him"

[@SimulatorAdventures]

It actually IS the Meerkat voice actor! The actor who plays them, Simon Greenall, is listed in the credits of this game.

[@gunark]

Also Micheal the cheery Geordie PTSD handyman from Alan Partridge.

[@vinceely2906]

@@gunark 'Sorry, but that was just a noise'

[@ernarrowsmith8589]

Came here to say the same thing after doing some googling!

[@SloofmanPlays]

this is amazing and makes me so happy 😂

[@Banquet42]

Press F to pay respects to Cole.

[@NexevMedia]

F

[@GluconeogenesisEvangelion]

F

[@ramrodbldm9876]

How about no kidboy? Get your 10 year old copy/paste twitch comment and scram

[@davidroberts5250]

F

[@pelago_]

F

[@darrinfromvault801]

I really appreciate Triple Jump protecting the world from terrorism

[@CyanShaman]

The death screen sounds like a Final Fantasy game over screen. So heart wrenching... 💖😿💖 If only it had jpegs of broken guns laying on the ground in the rain it'd be hard to tell the difference.

[@insignificantaftermathPROJECTS]

If more detailed, it could make players value the character staying alive more lol

[@kieransp2010]

Press X to inform next of kin 😂 absolute gold from Ben

[@keenancollison4740]

I remember renting this game at a blockbuster and thoroughly enjoying it. Then again, I was like 6 years old

[@zubrhero5270]

Don't worry about it pal, I went through a phase around that age where I'd rent Care Bears the Movie about twice a week 🤣🤣

[@joelkort24]

Goodbye Cole, we'll all miss you. 😿

[@Nbflowers1989]

Best! (Best) Series! (Series) Ever! (Ever)

[@ArkaneStephanie]

That death screen is the gift that keep on giving. Also I suspect it's actually to cover loading.

[@wavnino1]

Unexpected to say the least. the death screen low key got me emotional ..

[@MrBeardsley]

Cover loading what? It stays on the death screen until you press X to load your last checkpoint, and when you press X it changes to a loading screen.

[@ThatShyGuyMatt]

Can we get a shout out for James? We all love Triple Jump videos, but lets not forget the people behind the scenes who word hard to make these videos!

[@paladinnine859]

The thumbs up is clearly from James

[@dasfowler]

Hey, mad respect to Hydra for the massive upgrade between this and the Winter Soldier movie. That's impressive organizational growth!

[@shawnfields2369]

Yes, but they should've sent Captain America and B.Falcon on this instead of Cole Justice/Sullivan... but he was still a good guy(1954-2005).

[@wavnino1]

@7:13-7:46 I thought that was you guys playing the music I didn't think that was coming from the game 🤣 the whole sequence is dramatic. R.I.P Cole

[@WolfWalrus]

Love that the game over takes a personal tone. It's not to do with the terrorists destroying the world, or the consequences of failure It's just "Sorry for your loss," like an awkward coworker

[@Adz114]

RIP Cole Justice. Fly high my angel x

[@JiklopDave]

RIP Cole Justice, the greatest American hero since Dick Marcinko.

[@zukato4119]

I really miss Cole

[@gracekim25]

Wait sorry who’s Cole? 😅

[@LordmonkeyTRM]

We ALL miss Cole

[@narcopsy]

We barely knew him

[@TheMartinChronicles]

I watched a documentary about Golden Eye a couple weeks back and lo and behold our man Ben was the narrator. Love the channel fellas, always a laugh.

[@VillaFanDan92]

RIP Cole Justice

[@wavnino1]

Definitely my man died like 5 times smh. RIP

[@AlmightyPolarBear]

We will remember him as not the Worst Cole Ever.

[@PJ_TheAverageGamer]

Guard 3 was my dad. He was away from us for months on end working for Hydra to make ends meet. How could he have known Cole "I'm a murderer" Justice was going to just shoot him in the face. As far as he knew it was just a normal security job for a normal shady company. I remember my mums reaction when the shadowy figure knocked on our front door to deliver the news of our belived father and husband was brutally murdered. I was glad when I got told Cole finaly had his own justice served when he blew himself up with 3 hand grenades. How could you be so cruel and write that. Shame on you.

[@rayceeya8659]

All those poor scientists: "I'M SCIENCING AS FAST AS I CAN!"

[@jonathanlane3282]

Justice is a dish best served Cole.

[@bram5825]

This show's episodes can't be long enough

[@Djordje_Jovanovic]

This game looks like a masterpiece compared to Beverly Hills Cop & Daemon Summoner (both on PS2) , lol.

[@joywilson4668]

Cole Justice is the most American name I've ever heard.

[@BOASHAGNOW]

Who TF calls on a 51 year old man to save the world 😅

[@AScottishDudeWasTaken]

"he can't look down, he's like a cow" Peter, where do you think grass grows

[@mikesanders8621]

I was looking for this comment. They aren't the brightest people in the world haha

[@ajazboii4007]

One of my favourite worst games ever so far! Big F for cole 😢

[@LikeaGlove90]

I was today years old when I learnt that Compare the Meerkat is not an Australian ad...

[@Lithrae]

Peter reminds me of Truman Capote with those glasses, lol.

[@curtisholland16]

Thinking I should start scraping together funds to help ALL of the people who are going to miss you Cole

[@budyll1]

I wasn't looking at the screen as I was doing something and kept hearing that you play as "COLD Justice". Kind of fits it better 😂!

[@jeremyhewson5477]

Looks like an n64 game almost. Like turok or something

[@MrBeardsley]

Cows can look down, their eyes just have a limited range of movement compared to humans because their field of vision is much bigger than ours. It’s like seeing in widescreen vs pan-and-scan.

[@jeffreybinkley1355]

Rip Cole

[@wyzeguy6]

This was some prime WGE content! Loved the episode!

[@KHChristian]

I saluted so many times while watching this. Such a fun video. Miss seeing you boiz !

[@zuvanthewarlock161]

I loved Fire warrior growing up, its very odd to see some of the assets being lifted wholesale fron that game to this one (the comms, the end of level results etc)

[@Vengeance97]

Does anyone have a link to the original it’s legs clip? Can’t find it by just searching

[@JoHnAnDjAnEdOe81]

Other than the horrible controls this looks pretty fun actually.

[@ThatShyGuyMatt]

"Show me your pass or I open fire!" (30 minutes later) (opens fire)

[@onglogman]

Cole Justice 1954-2005 "We will all miss you." -Billy Ray

[@MattayManiac]

Love everything you all do on this channel is Ashton is great but nothing beats watching you two mess about with a crap game

[@mattrobinson5099]

That death screen is hilarious.

[@eduardodubois4994]

I still remember how in 2010 my friend had got this game and it wasn't working in his pc so he rented the disc to me and it was working fine in my laptop, never finished it. It's a surprise, to see the pop up here.

[@jamesdrummond7684]

I am crying from laughter every time Cole dies and they salute to the poignant music. Does this mean I am a bad person

[@SanFran51]

The British answer to Zapp Rowsdower. The Game's Budget must be around 50p and a packet of cheesestrings.

[@insignificantaftermathPROJECTS]

The jungle level reminds me of a cross between the Training Ground level and Vietnam levels in Timesplitters.

[@Bendoverstoke]

Without wanting to get all Here We Go Sports Time, those menu button SFX are very reminiscent of the ones from Brian Lara International Cricket 2005

[@ddjsoyenby]

"why are you attacking us" cole justice does it for the sport random scientist.

[@huntercleveland7950]

These Limeys are hilarious and have great humor 🤣😆😄😂

[@oowoozee]

Imagine dying in real life and seeing the Conspiracy: WMD game over screen

[@sos_legio_primus9177]

I remember this game on PS2. It was TERRIBLE.

[@Stusims1983]

Cole, true American hero

[@Alucard-A-La-Carte]

Not since that Super Realistic Tom Clancy game on this channel have I seen such skilled gunplay from AI enemies.

[@LordmonkeyTRM]

Amazing how in 2005 they made a game that looks like it was made in 1999

[@insignificantaftermathPROJECTS]

Haha everytime Cole Justice dies, they should have featured an overly soppy and dramatic montage of his life.

[@MRJAMMYDODGER101]

Thought the pistol reload sound was familiar, it’s the sniper rifle relay sound from Halo 1! Not very cash money of them to steal like that

[@redspiralray2880]

Just what we need: more conspiracies.

[@KyrosTheWolf]

As someone who played Warhammer 40k Fire Warrior (another crappy FPS from the same dev and engine) this is pretty much just a reskin of that game. Even the menu/UI design is the same, except yellow instead of blue!

[@MrBeardsley]

We will all miss you Cole (Justice or Sullivan)

[@markcarey87]

The scientist looked like Greg Davies.

[@Driskel11]

Needs more Ashton

[@ajo8655]

Love that they skipped the tutorial for this video I’m pretty sure, was tired of seeing a bad tutorial every time and then not even playing the game.

[@sheltongolden4394]

Hot take: All video games should default to inverted Y-axis controls.

[@jackdoe552]

I love bad games in general, but there is something special about awful FPS games.

[@jackturner6266]

The menu pings sound identical to Ratchet and Clank

[@eternalfailure4081]

You trying to get to grips with the inverted controls and button layout looks the same as me trying to play any FPS with a controller rather than a keyboard and mouse.

[@gateroozeink5061]

One of the best yet.

[@cal9605]

Good to see pacitti make an appearance

[@britneyspearsvillarosa]

It's Not Worst Game , Just Worst Than Most.

[@cdjxman]

The PC version wasn’t any better. I think I downloaded it like 3 times before I realized, “Oh yeah, that crappy game!”💩

[@Boogie_the_cat]

i don't want to be rude, since im 42 myself, but I think Cole J. Justice is a little old to be secret-agenting around jungles and shit

[@zombear13]

You should’ve sent Baz Careful…. 😅

[@MikeHughey728]

Above the door at 29:00 -- does... does that say what it looks like it says?

[@solusprime8143]

I've never seen one shaped like a door before, it'll probably not taste the best either 😆

[@enriquegarza3127]

We will miss you - Cara Lroft

[@Clash1138]

How bad can it be really? >Made on the Fire Warrior engine okay, no further questions

[@RyleeStrange]

I hope they do an opening stream/video of some of the tat from the appeal. don't wanna spoil it all, of course, but a couple choice objects would be fun.

[@MegaPuttputt]

The only way to play is inverted Y axis.

[@Rainbow-Dash]

Just got this game for Xbox, surprisingly hard to find in Europe

[@josephfranzen5626]

Gotta love the 16A2 with the iconic 203 and heat shield. Since this game isn’t set in Vietnam and that isn’t a first gen M16, using a 20 round magazine is beyond stupid. It seems like most of the weapon models had little to no research, the suppressed Beretta M92 has a 15+1 capacity; not 12 rounds. It shows you the lack of effort on the developers part. The M16A2 also seems to have used the same sound loop as the Goldeneye similarly modeled fictional weapon minus the 203. As with most games where the developers haven’t ever held or fired any type of AR platform rifle or even done a modicum of research you pull the charging handle after a reload; this would cause any direct gas impingement AR platform rifle to eject a round from the newly inserted magazine. The correct method is to release the bolt catch as the AR has a last round bolt hold open.

[@narcopsy]

No one cares that much

[@Gamesta100]

Well now I know of 2 games where changing the game's language can add or remove censorship. Or maybe it's 3 games. On GTA3 and I think VC if you change the game language to German the game will add their censorship.

[@fullauto86]

His name should have been agent callum justice.

[@Robocopnik]

"Conspiracy: Weapons of Mass Destruction" sounds like a game about playing as the US gov't to lie your way into the War on Terror.

[@eddiehimself]

I feel like they've played this game before, but that's probably because these games are so generic lol.

[@thomaslamotte2284]

Justice for Cole ✊

[@anonimo2359]

Coke Justice, Cold Justice, Coleslaw Justease

[@colek.]

My name is Cole so does that count when you asked for "Cole's in the chat?" lol

[@gracekim25]

yay! Fun!

[@Sunprism]

Why Is it so Poignant!?

[@johnfech3985]

They’re called magazines not clips.

[@stengun]

#justiceforcole

[@DEVILTAZ35]

I thought Big Mother Trucker on 1st Xbox was the worst game i have played :) . It's funny though

[@sparky4878]

I always play with the y axis inverted. Just can’t play any other way, makes perfect sense that way.

[@RickyRicardo03]

RIP 🪦 Cole Justice! That game kinda looked cool, I can see the BLACK rip off style.

[@howmuchdidyoupay]

best episode ever? certainly not worst.

[@MoneyHoneyBunny]

Cole Justice, Sid Justice's younger dumber brother!

[@unknownapproach9410]

Cole