Worst Games Ever - King of Clubs

An Elvis impersonator walks onto a minigolf course with a caveman, a spaceman and a knight… that’s it, there is no punchline. Just an awful, awful game.
Presenters: Peter Austin (@ThatPeterAustin) & Ben Potter (@Confused_Dude)
Video Editor: Alex Winters (@MrSteakFace)
Thank you to Ray for sending us this game!
#KingofClubs #Wii #WorstGamesEver
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[@Tyler_Wildman]

25:47 - I thought I was on Vidiots for a second with that naughty language!

[@kieransp2010]

"Oh for YEAHfuck sake" 😂

[@MrBeardsley]

According to the GameFAQs page for the PS2 version, “King of Clubs is an innovative action-puzzle game, combining the challenge of the traditional ball-rolling puzzler with the classic tacky seaside pastime of mini-golf.” So that was the problem, Peter was just playing it like a regular mini-golf game when he really should’ve been playing it as mini-golf combined with the traditional ball-rolling puzzler.

[@aarongritsch8394]

I don't know why, but I love it when you guys ask Billy a question.

[@kneedeepandfriends7188]

Tries to market itself as wacky and ends up being compeletly lacking in humor or any energy at all. Being given the boring character after seeing the ones in the intro was fitting.

[@MrBeardsley]

I was wondering about those guys too, all I can find is they’re the “course pros.” I have no idea how they factor into the gameplay, but I guess they’re in there somewhere.

[@kneedeepandfriends7188]

@@MrBeardsley Weird course pros makes them sound like bosses and not playable at all.

[@funandyvideos]

Come for the bad video games, stay for the surprise Drew Gooden references.

[@Boogie_the_cat]

It was such a surprise that I don't even know who Drew Gooden is. Is that like Dr Dre W. Gooden ?

[@lightning214]

@@Boogie_the_cat He's a youtuber that does discussion vids about basically anything. What the hell is a Dr Dre W. Gooden

[@peterhill5548]

I thought Drew Gooden was a former nba basketball player.

[@sirprintalot]

it ony a movie

[@tylarjackson7928]

​@@peterhill5548Either you're also deep into Drew Gooden lore, or you just really like basketball.

[@Beestification]

I always expect Billy to go off on a rant about "Dirty Jinkles" when they ask him a question.

[@InsanityPrevails]

20:26 Peter? Ayo?🤨📸 :D

[@FrankyBabes]

Lord Buckethead is dead, long live Count Binface

[@perm3227]

Brain, or Brains if we're getting smarter about this. Dunno why, but this episode was really funny to me. 😂 Enjoyed the randomness of the crater recording bit. Good job!

[@MickOnYourFace]

I'm camp, Peter.

[@warriorpoet7244]

Should've gone with Bonestorm

[@RBKeown]

I like this show along with Weirdest Games. Thank y'all.

[@fromthegamethrone]

The scale is because you need more finesse when putting a short distance.

[@Akex-if2pi]

I've put over 800 hours into this game and still play it to this day. It's a great experience and every time I play it I'm smiling ear to ear. 😊

[@Zuzzy4399]

I think buckethead is just a monty python reference which would explain why he's briish

[@Jason0binladen]

Crator? I hardly knew her

[@alexriesenbeck]

You guys are always most excellent. Thanks always. Ashton is awesome too of course

[@CraigyBoyGaming]

11:20 I'm watching you, always watching.

[@RapidDave22]

WONGA

[@mechwarrior077]

Benjamin said a Vidiots word!

[@schibleh531]

You guys should check out "Chase the Express". It was a Ps1 shooter game that feels weirdly similar to Resident Evil. It had fixed camera angles, resource management, spooky atmosphere, and corpses everywhere you go. It looked and felt exactly like a ps1 survival horror game, but it was more of a stealth shooter.

[@PJ_TheAverageGamer]

The perfect mis time of the yeah over the fucksake. 😂😂

[@Yungbeck]

Clearly Bucket Head Man wanted to play the Cave Man because he would be absolute shite at golf.

[@Gemmasis]

Ahh, I see Steven Spielberg’s expertise was needed for the Dino section of this game!

[@Saint_Dan132]

i hate this game with a burning passion of a thousand burning suns , no joke but I'll watch cos its you guys

[@sisterseverus]

Team Peter in terms of pronunciation

[@NorthernLab5]

The top reviewer gave this game the same (Metacritic) score as Ace Combat 7, Tomb Raider: Legend, Crash Bandicoot N-Sane Trilogy, Battlefield 2142 and Worms Open Warefare 2

[@loublou22]

Ben did a swear!!!!!

[@hughlingard]

spoiler alert: i'm that buxom bombshell that you had failed to notice 😳

[@Justforvisit]

Just ordered the PS2 version of the game for around 8 bucks from Amazon, kinda has it's charme to me! Thanks for making this game known to me ^_^

[@Spacething7474]

the game's presentation is pretty fun, and the non-wii versions are pretty solid!

[@gracekim25]

This will be fun😊

[@MrBeardsley]

I’m gonna be that guy, Peter: Pterodons were a mammal that existed during the early Cenozoic Era about 60 million years ago. They were a type of Hyaenodont, an extinct order of hypercarniverous quadrupeds about the size of medium dogs. But it still makes no sense for the stage in this game because it depicts some kind of half-assed sabertooth tiger.

[@Boogie_the_cat]

I have a copy paste button too The taxonomic positions of Pterodon and Hyaenodon for much of the 19th century were disputed by many palaeontologists. In 1846, Auguste Pomel argued that he was unsure if Pterodon belonged to the didelph clade based on its dentition being apparently similar to thylacines but having different skull structures from them and other marsupials. However, he rejected the position that Pterodon was more closely related to the monodelphs due to thinking that the skull did not closely resemble its members. Additionally, he said that it, Taxotherium, and Hyaenodon are functionally the same genus if not the same species, therefore stating that the latter two genera are synonymous with Pterodon. Pomel defined four species for the genus Pterodon: P. parisiensis, P. cuvieri (erected previously for Taxotherium as T. parisiense by Blainville), P. leptorhynchus (erected for Hyaenodon by Lazier and Parieu), and P. brachyrhynchus (previously named for Hyaenodon by Blainville).[7][8][4] In 1846, Paul Gervais recognized the species P. requieni, having named the species in honor of French naturalist Esprit Requien, the founder and director of the Musee d' Avignon (now the Musée Requien) who allowed him and Marcel de Serres to study local fossil mammal specimens.[9] In 1848-1852, however, he reclassified the species as Hyaenodon requieni (having recognized the validity of the genus) and listed P. dasyuroides as the only species of Pterodon.[10] In 1853, Pomel changed his position by recognizing the validity of Hyaenodon, restoring the taxonomic affinities of species previously classified as belonging to it and therefore establishing that they no are no longer classified under Pterodon (H. leptorhynchus and H. brachyrhynchus). He also reclassified Taxotherium as a junior synonym of Hyaenodon instead of Pterodon. Within the genus Pterodon, he recognized the species name P. dasyuroides instead of P. parisiensis and created two additional species based on dentition shapes and sizes: P. cuvieri and P. coquandi.[11]

[@snegglederlickton1637]

​@@Boogie_the_cat I'm poopin' while reading your comment. How's that make you feel?

[@MrBeardsley]

@@Boogie_the_cat No copy/pasting here bud, sorry. Just good ol’ fashioned research, comprehension and recontextualization. Keep in mind we’re not all zoomers who grew up letting Wikipedia write all their term papers for them, I’m old enough to have actually learned things in school.

[@Draconus64]

You still read the material and retyped it. It's not like you just knew all that information. Does the fact that you retyped the information make it better?

[@alexhobbs1208]

​@@Draconus64 per your logic, you never learn anything unless you thought or wrote the original idea? Jog on

[@mrm.acampbell2722]

i may have picked this game up on the cheap but don't really remember

[@Justforvisit]

Peter has a new haircut 😳

[@cbennett_12]

Terry Donalds

[@feliciajohnson6350]

Thanks for showing us ♫♪♫♪

[@bensonsj98]

Oh yeah, here we go, etc.

[@snotspat]

I guess the Wii is just made for minigolf with the special controller. So uhmm ajyway-

[@gregsmith9183]

Love worst games ever and this is definitely a 0/10 terrible game with terrible controls.

[@bensonsj98]

2 Feet 2 Hole

[@MarcinSzkodziski-xe2qp]

F😊😅😮😢😂❤ 4:00 ❤

[@L-kun]

The boys talking about dinosaurs but all I can hear is Godzilla over and over.

[@Atlas_Redux]

Notification writer: you need to learn the difference between "it's" and "its".

[@illogicalbobcat8365]

Krave the cereal tastes pretty good IMO, much better than this game. Probably not much healthier than this game, but definitely more pleasant.

[@tylarjackson7928]

And much worse than oxygen. Oxygen sucks.

[@JackSinister]

Obviously Camp Peter

[@Gooner333333333]

I've been watching some of your old videos on a different channel and I like that you don't swear as much as you did on there

[@bensonsj98]

KZbin monetization likes it too. 😅

[@aliensweathands]

👽

[@TheVisualDigitalArts]

How come it’s more unacceptable to have a fake Mexican accent but not say a Irish accent ? Irish arguably have been more persecuted in history. Just odd

[@alexhobbs1208]

You think they got a person with Hispanic heritage to do the bad Mexican accent or was it just some white dude on the dev team?

[@TheVisualDigitalArts]

@@alexhobbs1208 yeah, but why is it more acceptable if a Mexican does a Irish accent ?it’s fine but a Irish man does a Mexican accent it’s bad it’s the Irish who dont have a history of persecuting Mexicans, So it’s weird . why’s is it bad to imitate brown/ black cultures accents but not white cultures. Accents this includes Italian , British, French ect… Not saying it always happens but as a whole but most of society thinks like this especially now, curious.🤔

[@alexhobbs1208]

​@@TheVisualDigitalArts I like how you just ignored what I said and then repeated your original post.

[@TheVisualDigitalArts]

@@alexhobbs1208 because you didn’t answer.

[@TrueGameFreak]

Because the Irish have white privlige. Or at least thats what the Irish Government has been saying lately.

[@Spacething7474]

No this game's decent. The problem is that (once again) you're playing the Wii version, when a better-controlling motion-free version exists on PS2, PSP and Windows (there's also a DS version but I'm not sure if it's the same as the others). Besides, I could never hate a Wii game with no widescreen support!

[@MrBeardsley]

It’s amazing. Despite this show having such a simple premise my 9yo nephew understands it, every episode has a comment section full of people who just can’t wrap their heads around it. “Welcome to Worst Games Ever, they’re not bad games, just worst than most.” What’s so hard about that? It’s not meant to be a review or any kind of objective judgment on the games’ quality, it’s literally just two guys playing a not very good game and making fun of it for 30-ish minutes. Why would they play a better version if one exists? They don’t even download patches when they play newer games if they can avoid it, the entire point of the show is having the crappiest experience they can.

[@Boogie_the_cat]

It doesn't look like something I'd pay $20 for, let alone retail price.

[@Spacething7474]

@@Boogie_the_cat well good news for you, the game regularly sells for under $10 on eBay, so that's a good enough deal for me!