If I had an electric car, I would add "THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING" as the sound it makes
@fullygraciousedits82385 жыл бұрын
"YOUR COMING WITH US.... IF YOU WANT TO"
@puppelaide5 жыл бұрын
That Eurogamer list of the best of 2017 had Sonic Mania, Fortnite, Nioh, Yakuza 0,Persona 5, Nier: Automita, and Horizon Zero Dawn all ranked worse than Mass Effect Andromeda... I'm quite forgiving of Andromeda, but that ain't right.
@alanlaing15595 жыл бұрын
The editing on this episode was absolutely incredible, props to whoever did it
@mattball86225 жыл бұрын
I like how Ben gets so angry at 24:03 that he turns Geordie. It's the accent of rage.
@mrmacguff1n5 жыл бұрын
After a patch there was literally this dialogue "I'm sorry, but my face is tired"
@jamstonjulian69474 жыл бұрын
"I'm sorry, but my face is tired, and everyone else is having spastic reactions to their botox injections"
@TheGaluMoD5 жыл бұрын
It's not just the wonkiness though. It lacks the heart and soul that made the other Mass Effect games so great. :'(
@ComXDude5 жыл бұрын
The reasons Andromeda is garbage because, A, it's buggy as hell, B, it took the best bits of the original trilogy and decided to get rid of them, C, decided to give up on the story midway through, and (or possibly because of) D, had the dev team changed three times during its creation!
@XxLew5 жыл бұрын
E)The dev team cared more about how diverse they were
@chaz98085 жыл бұрын
Even patched this games is awful but thats what you get with a bunch of young kids developing your game with no experience and also a high ranking racist on the team like Bioware had.
@aurora54815 жыл бұрын
"Height: 26 AA Batteries" please tell me you actually measured this _please tell me there's video of it_
@d2factotum5 жыл бұрын
It said 23 AA batteries, and unless he's a smidge short of four foot tall, they didn't actually measure it, I fear. :-)
@OrgaNik_Music5 жыл бұрын
Also, were the batteries vertically or horizontally?
@aurora54815 жыл бұрын
d2factotum See, now I'm just disappointed.
@aurora54815 жыл бұрын
I applaud you doing the maths, but I am disappointed at the results.
@chrislaffey18285 жыл бұрын
Cheer up, they definitely measured and put tiny Peter's exact height (1 AAA)
@magicking80605 жыл бұрын
Hey everyone! Ben Potters number 1 fan here! Just wanted to say hope everyone has a good day
@SuperLordPedro5 жыл бұрын
I like your commitment!
@lukeomah5 жыл бұрын
Hey I'm Ben Potters number 39,567 fan...no need to gloat!
@dasfowler5 жыл бұрын
Now are you hierarchically the utmost fan of Ben Potter, or are you a generic fan of the Number 1 that Ben Potter possesses? PLEASE CLARIFY SO I KNOW HOW TO RESPOND.
@dasfowler5 жыл бұрын
OR, OR, OORRRR are you a weird fetishist of Ben Potter related watersports????
@magicking80605 жыл бұрын
@@dasfowler I am number 1, I am the alpha, the omega, I am the one true fan of Ben Potter. There is no one more powerful then I other then Ben Potter himself
@wallingfordd5 жыл бұрын
The running is like doing football drills
@edalder20005 жыл бұрын
"Mass Effect" The Original Trilogy is one of my favorites. MEA just made me so sad. Seeing something so beloved get handled like this.
@ThatShyGuyMatt5 жыл бұрын
You said they went to another galaxy to have the sex.... well I hope they are married!
@ThatShyGuyMatt5 жыл бұрын
WOW 13:35 caught me off guard. Its the first time I ever almost spit out a drink. I don't remember that weird walking thing she did lol.
@DrathVader5 жыл бұрын
This game was very entertaining, but not in the same way and the same reasons that previous Mass Effect games were.
@5Andysalive5 жыл бұрын
1 was good. 2 was the most blatantly obvious and boring cover shooter, 3's desatrous ending and story (collect points) is long forgotten.
@jamal1535 жыл бұрын
5Andysalive i dont know what games you were playing but mass effect 2 was a damn masterpiece and 3 carried on with that yh the ending could have been better but im satisfied with what i got
@gaspenpayne67554 жыл бұрын
@@5Andysalive 1 was easy as fuck you could go rush the enemies without any penalty especially if you're a soldier. 2 will murder you if you go rush the enemies .... huh guess mass effect 1 was for people who likes it easy and then hates mass effect 2 cause they keep dying, go figure.
@CommodoreMudkip4 жыл бұрын
@@5Andysalive mass effect 2 was easily the best game in the series and frankly one of the best games of all time
@Radman18895 жыл бұрын
Seeing you mimic those god awful lip movements made my day! XD
@mr.moostercat10205 жыл бұрын
You guys should do a piece of cake where you actively try to get X amount of game breaking glitches in this game in Y amount of time. Let's say like 5 in 25 Min. I'd enjoy that.
@yourgameisstupid5 жыл бұрын
A goatse reference in 2018? I wish I could give all the thumbs ups in the world. (Don't google it, kids!)
@robbybobby43735 жыл бұрын
Loved the original Mass Effect trilogy for it's characters and story. One of the few games that I played multiple times. As far as ME:A goes, I thought it was average at best. Gameplay was fine, but the story and it's characters I found quite dull. It will be the only ME game that I don't care to play-through again. : /
@thatterenceguy955 жыл бұрын
I have to admit, I haven't seen too much pr-patch gameplay...I regret not having seen it before
@metzyahrosenstein48275 жыл бұрын
I was expecting Alex Jones to eventually just cave and be like "ya'll are morons, buying my bone broth and ionized silver, I've been exploiting you for money for over a decade, thanks ya rubes"
@Tentacle5 жыл бұрын
I remember playing the EA Pass trial of this game. They had to patch in more skin-tones which I think alone highlights the development woes this game underwent.
@AlmightyPolarBear5 жыл бұрын
I was surprised by this, and I have yet to play the amazing series known as "Mass Effect". It is cool you guys are playing a more *recent* game for this. :D Thanks for all the laughs! Especially during that compilation.
@EmperorSephirothII5 жыл бұрын
I feel the need to post this, an obligatory, "My face is tired." Also, another science fact for everyone, you may know the man with a really deep voice (Rider's father) by another name, a Mr. Eugene Krabs from SpongeBob.
@D00dlebugInc5 жыл бұрын
Also known as The Kurgan from Highlander, Surtur from Thor: Ragnarok, or Clancy Brown from real life. The man has the most incredible filmography ever and everyone should look him up
@brandonortiz49425 жыл бұрын
I have no experience with the Mass Effect games, so when I clicked on this video, I thought, "Alright, well, how bad can this game really be?" 15 minutes later, I'm dying to catch my breath, I'm laughing so hard...
@CharterForGaming5 жыл бұрын
Especially when you played the first 3 games multiple times. A massive fist in the stomach
@cheesyspace5 жыл бұрын
It isnt that bad. Its actually a good game but has some issues.
@ThugHunter4445 жыл бұрын
@@cheesyspace Lol "some"
@cheesyspace5 жыл бұрын
@@ThugHunter444 did u play it? I Assume no. U just watched some reviews or cklickbait videos about the unpatched version. Its a decent open world sci fi exploration game and the story isnt even that bad. Its not perfect but it was a fresh new view of the mass effect universe. It didnt deserve that hate. But well the internet is full of retards jumping on every brandwagon without having a clue about the game itself.
@denisliber67405 жыл бұрын
game is in the range 7.0 to 7.5...its not that bad...its just it isnt as good as me1 or me2...but lets be honest, after me3 i didnt expect a 9.5 game, EA destroyed bioware
@joepoole78075 жыл бұрын
I feel like for future 'big' 'recent' games like this one, it warrants a longer video to represent the scale of the shitness but also to show some redeemable factors
@amyjenna14405 жыл бұрын
You guys are so hilarious idk how you do it
@kregerman325 жыл бұрын
Nvm I watched the intro now, I understand. Proceed
@scottweston65815 жыл бұрын
“The Illrepute” Colin McGregor
@michaelgirodat10625 жыл бұрын
Wow, what a ridiculous name. Dave. Imagine how Influenzog must feel, being a sibling to someone with such a strange name. Poor Influenzog.
@ThatShyGuyMatt5 жыл бұрын
I'm glad you made a statement because I was definitely ready to go rant on you lol. I 100% agree though, this game No Mans Sky level hype and in the end the game just was crap. >.< Beyond the interesting concept of the story, there was nothing that made me want a second game. Especially when I had to start looking after bases. I mean I get its a game about creating colonies, but I don't REALLY want to maintain them. None the less I 100% completed the game because I am OCD. I really hope they make a new ME series but have the ORIGNIAL Bioware team do it.
@5Andysalive5 жыл бұрын
There was nowhere near any nms kinda hype. thats complete bollocks. It only got attention when facegate happened. And beyonf facegate mea was actually a decent game. Which goes for ME2 & 3 as well btw. Only 1 was really good. But the "first" bonus is part of that. Funny how in a negative hype like mea, all faults of 1-3 (esp3!) suddenly are forgotten and they are unmittigated masterpieces....
@IDKeffect822 жыл бұрын
That giraffe thing made me laugh
@crumpsbandycooch41875 жыл бұрын
Play 'Hunt Down the Freeman'
@AlmightyPolarBear3 жыл бұрын
I totally forgot about that. I think it never got a physical release so it may not get picked.
@inedibledorito5 жыл бұрын
Ass Effect: no Hey ben
@SuperLordPedro5 жыл бұрын
It was also abandoned by EA. They dropped all DLC expansions and updates.
@Matthew-Anthony5 жыл бұрын
Why did they do that?
@bioticgod49403 жыл бұрын
@@Matthew-Anthony it's EA
@AEmiliusLives5 жыл бұрын
It's not friday until it's Shit Games for Wankers time.
@CharterForGaming5 жыл бұрын
I knew they had some sort of connection with the Empire. As for the game it self, One huge disappointment was the way how you communicated with the new alien races. After the first mission you had instant language translations... and you were buddies with them straight away, they said you weren't, but you totally were.
@ianmason68675 жыл бұрын
Why do some of the staring blokes in the game look like Mayor McCheese from McDonalds?
@Justforvisit3 ай бұрын
13:34 Sara Ryder might be an inexperienced military employee, but she for sure is a grandmaster in zig-zag-quickstep-dancing
@azarththekobold5 жыл бұрын
This entry kinda reminds me of the game I found most disappointing in 2017, Dawn of War III. The only things I really liked were the music and the looting mechanic from the Orks. Same the Necrons never got their moment, but perhaps for the best.
@charlottetheunicorn82185 жыл бұрын
i feel like this series' plot of the worst game ever being released and destroying the world is just building up to a game they're going to release
@j.k.48755 жыл бұрын
Shut up. For me its still real.
@celestial76245 жыл бұрын
Tiny Peter:’I like the boosting and the fucking...’
@hibachiagent02495 жыл бұрын
I like the idea of playing unpatched newer games. There's way to many games that get released as a buggy mess.
@artichoke8735 жыл бұрын
5:48 I would Pay good money for Brian Butterfield noises... and the immediately regret it.
@patbyrne29275 жыл бұрын
The lad running around on the planet with Peter looks like he couldn't be bothered with leg armour. Just body armour, a helmet and a pair of jeans
@captainsavvy075 жыл бұрын
Not going to lie, this broke my heart all over again :( I actually heard of the problems before I got around to buying it, so I was able to wait until all the patches came out and my experience was infinitely better for it. Maybe that's why I have much more fondness for it than the poor people that played it on release... I still hold up some hope that they won't abandon the Andromeda galaxy entirely. There was potential there to do something interesting but I worry that the entire location is just too poisoned now :(
@boredgeek5 жыл бұрын
EA fucked it up by pushing the launch, so I don't hold it against Bioware for how it was before it was patched. It was a super good game after the patches, and I hate that because of the early impressions and the (imo overblown) negativity that we likely won't get a new ME game, or an expansion to this because the ending left so much room for more story.
@5Andysalive5 жыл бұрын
If played today, get the Sam shut up mod. It disables the constant hazard warnings which are the single most annyoing thing in this game.
@@5Andysalive I had it on PS4 so no modding SAM's mouth shut for me XD I just hated that he'd interrupt npc banter causing the conversation to stop and be lost forever. It's something I greatly appreciated in Uncharted 4 and God of War; if the conversation was interrupted, they'd just restart it at the next available opportunity so you never missed anything.
@boredgeek4 жыл бұрын
@Jannie Peralta Strongly disagree. I loved it.
@kas90085 жыл бұрын
Hi (need to finish video but before I forget) can someone please draw Peter as an actual volus. Like. Please?
@DJSanders235 жыл бұрын
Always loved the ME Series. Have every collectors edition including this one and have thoroughly adored the games for all 4. To the point where I'm deeply disappointed that this is unlikely to get a sequel. I won't defend the shitty animations and lack of play testing that was obvious in the initial release however I would still highly recommend playing ME:A as a foray into intelligent character design and how to humanize an entire universe of characters. I would however start with ME:A before the original trilogy so that your experience greatly improves as you carry on.
@jfgalex46495 жыл бұрын
I very much appreciated the 8 minute ad placed in the middle of this video, just telling me about the Titanic II. I wholeheartedly endorse the idea of the creation of a new Titanic, as the last one was an overwhelming success.
@dudelikeswrestling87425 жыл бұрын
“Ben next week you will be hunting down...” My heat stopped for a second, I honestly thought that sentence would end with ‘freeman’ and I would’ve been so excited. Hunting bin Ladin is ok though.
@tutunaku Жыл бұрын
Altaadela has the PC and overall fastest speedrun with a time of 2h 18m 27s; on PS4, it is held by peck324 with a time of 2h 51m 57s.
@jrossshelton67975 жыл бұрын
"I love inside jokes. I'd love to be a part of one sometime"-- me watching them talk about Tom Ransom
@nameless54135 жыл бұрын
its freelancer's story, done dacade later and worse. EA is so bad. poor Bioware getting caught in this madness, but they really should hav eknown before than to associate with seriall studio killer.
@CharterForGaming5 жыл бұрын
The original mass effect series was strong, the dragon age: origins and awakening games were strong, and now you have this new team that shat all over bioware.
@jamesneedham62654 жыл бұрын
It wasn't a terrible game it actually had quite a few decent ideas but too much filler that made it a bit boring to slog through the dross until you got to the next good bit. It a game which does what every ubisoft game does too add hundreds of hours of generic busy work that rather than adding to the game just gets in the way. Basically its equivalents are the Assassins creed games in London and Paris, ok but not much more than that, which is disappointing rather than objectively terrible.
@dylanogg3475 жыл бұрын
"And That's okay." - Hot fresh science fact.
@Riskiest_Biscuit5 жыл бұрын
That complication of glitch clips is from Gameranx. Citing it might be a good idea
@gregorywhatley96595 жыл бұрын
woah, I want friends like that With friends like that we could take over the world
@snoopyguy215 жыл бұрын
That running animation is priceless. It's like the best midfielder fake ever. CR7 choke on a spoon.
@thedeadstig1235 жыл бұрын
wasn't this the game that was actually developed quickly in a short period of time because the first year or something of development was spent designing a version of the game they thought in the end was too ambitious?
@BluEyedWolf5 жыл бұрын
Hey Ben and Peter, great to see fellow UK Gamers making great content. Love your Games for W***kers...i mean worst games ever. keep up the great work Big fan of you both 🤘
@wahlflower35175 жыл бұрын
All the terrible repressed memories of this game are coming back. Oh god.
@SlapadelicMusic5 жыл бұрын
Your commentary is hilarious but this game doesn't have the level of comical horribleness to be a good fit for this show
@Radiohead8015 жыл бұрын
Voltaire Slapadelic But this comment certainly does.
@SlapadelicMusic5 жыл бұрын
@@Radiohead801 shit comment for wankers
@codypatton28595 жыл бұрын
@@SlapadelicMusic #shitcommentforwankers
@SlapadelicMusic5 жыл бұрын
@@codypatton2859 not the worst comment of all time, just worse than most
@TSnake-vf3tc5 жыл бұрын
I would love them to play Big Rigs, however I strongly suspect that it could be inside that case lol.
@ourhandsaretied5 жыл бұрын
You two make Simon Miller sound a lot less posh than he is...
@Frellyouall5 жыл бұрын
THEY'RE PLAYING MY GAME NEXT!!!
@PJ_TheAverageGamer5 жыл бұрын
God I hate "Colin" McGregor. But I love the vidiots and the dog fighting refrence.
@tomhilliam3015 жыл бұрын
You didn't even mention the cluster fuck that was multiplayer
@erainmartinez81753 жыл бұрын
why does this game remind me of Halo games?
@britneyspearsvillarosa3 жыл бұрын
This is why I love PS2 disc only
@darraksden17275 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ some of them look bloody possessed. Companies need to take a page out Nintendo's book. As far as I can tell they still release thoroughly tested games.
@KMEECHY4 жыл бұрын
Nice antlers Peter 16:42
@dyljaymac5 жыл бұрын
I was about to send in my copy of America's 10 Most Wanted lol
@elirantuil50035 жыл бұрын
04:31 was That Nazim from skyrim?
@Swedishtrex5 жыл бұрын
This is the only place Mass Effect Andromeda should be. It's shit. It's such a let down. It's awful. It should never have existed. Shame on you, Bioware. It's a really, really beautiful game though, apart from the fucking awful facial animations.
@speedwaynutt5 жыл бұрын
Nothing beats 1am worst games ever
@5nipebite5 жыл бұрын
why not call it Shirt Games for Winkers?...
@ladydeath44375 жыл бұрын
The facial expressions and animations of this game are hilarious!😂😂😂 It's not that worse compared to other games already covered here ( Turning point is a good example.) Anyway, it was funny watching Tiny Peter playing it!😁😂
@giovannijacobs44962 жыл бұрын
just finished it and didn't care to watch the end, that;s how bad it was
@MikefromTexas15 жыл бұрын
I'm a huge Bioware/Mass Effect fan. I fuckin' hate this game.
@LJComposer5 жыл бұрын
Mass Effect 3 was free on ps plus. This was not...so far
@MyWifeLeftMe695 жыл бұрын
i feel like this episode is an episode of 'not really the best games ever' rather than worst games ever
@sraonline91515 жыл бұрын
#loudelectriccarsforwankers
@nicolevarnam21935 жыл бұрын
Awesome video as always, Guys! Luv watchin Ur videos! Got my husband watchin them now. He wanted to no y i was lmao all the time!!!😙
@mic86795 жыл бұрын
Are they aliens in human skin would explain a lot
@michellenichols57905 жыл бұрын
13:36 "I'm crippn!!"
@jakewomack20575 жыл бұрын
people aren't mad guys this game is a piece of shit patched or not
@Joe-hi1zw5 жыл бұрын
Oh help I'm in tears at the stairs 😂😂😂
@AndrewBone5 жыл бұрын
I'm already furious!
@razoranderson385 жыл бұрын
Why not play unpatched Skyrim next?
@ffffdsd5 жыл бұрын
didn't expect this
@loopykill5 жыл бұрын
Another like from me, Purely for ditching the toys
@XxLew5 жыл бұрын
This made my face tired
@johnwatchorn65485 жыл бұрын
"SEVEN MILLION PROBABLY, I DON'T KNOW!!!!!" :p
@michaelmooney52465 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't justify this games inclusion with any caveats as a Shit Game For Wankers. It legit is shit.
@fergalharte5 жыл бұрын
This game was such a molto disappointato.
@Sakeretsu5 жыл бұрын
Oh hey, bargain Hatfilms!
@alexhobbs12083 жыл бұрын
I'll never understand the hate this game gets. 💁
@petesmart1983 Жыл бұрын
It's not a bad game but it was a massive downgrade on other mas effect games, similar to dragon age 2
@shawnfields23697 ай бұрын
And that's why it's not that bad; just worse than most; but still pretty bad overall; and as a follow-up to Mass Effect's story as a whole; and literally a cliffhanger type game that ends abruptly; because they canned the DLC story s**t. @@petesmart1983
@ZER0O97 ай бұрын
@shawnfields2369 Honestly, the only issue I had with andromeda was the story, gameplay wise it's my favorite Mass effect.
@Lost-Lilim3 жыл бұрын
Hope they'll do the same for Cyberpunk 2077 on their new channel.