If I had an electric car, I would add "THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING" as the sound it makes
@fullygraciousedits82386 жыл бұрын
"YOUR COMING WITH US.... IF YOU WANT TO"
@puppelaide6 жыл бұрын
That Eurogamer list of the best of 2017 had Sonic Mania, Fortnite, Nioh, Yakuza 0,Persona 5, Nier: Automita, and Horizon Zero Dawn all ranked worse than Mass Effect Andromeda... I'm quite forgiving of Andromeda, but that ain't right.
@mrmacguff1n6 жыл бұрын
After a patch there was literally this dialogue "I'm sorry, but my face is tired"
@jamstonjulian69475 жыл бұрын
"I'm sorry, but my face is tired, and everyone else is having spastic reactions to their botox injections"
@mattball86226 жыл бұрын
I like how Ben gets so angry at 24:03 that he turns Geordie. It's the accent of rage.
@alanlaing15596 жыл бұрын
The editing on this episode was absolutely incredible, props to whoever did it
@TheGaluMoD6 жыл бұрын
It's not just the wonkiness though. It lacks the heart and soul that made the other Mass Effect games so great. :'(
@magicking80606 жыл бұрын
Hey everyone! Ben Potters number 1 fan here! Just wanted to say hope everyone has a good day
@SuperLordPedro6 жыл бұрын
I like your commitment!
@lukeomah6 жыл бұрын
Hey I'm Ben Potters number 39,567 fan...no need to gloat!
@dasfowler6 жыл бұрын
Now are you hierarchically the utmost fan of Ben Potter, or are you a generic fan of the Number 1 that Ben Potter possesses? PLEASE CLARIFY SO I KNOW HOW TO RESPOND.
@dasfowler6 жыл бұрын
OR, OR, OORRRR are you a weird fetishist of Ben Potter related watersports????
@magicking80606 жыл бұрын
@@dasfowler I am number 1, I am the alpha, the omega, I am the one true fan of Ben Potter. There is no one more powerful then I other then Ben Potter himself
@aurora54816 жыл бұрын
"Height: 26 AA Batteries" please tell me you actually measured this _please tell me there's video of it_
@d2factotum6 жыл бұрын
It said 23 AA batteries, and unless he's a smidge short of four foot tall, they didn't actually measure it, I fear. :-)
@OrgaNik_Music6 жыл бұрын
Also, were the batteries vertically or horizontally?
@aurora54816 жыл бұрын
d2factotum See, now I'm just disappointed.
@aurora54816 жыл бұрын
I applaud you doing the maths, but I am disappointed at the results.
@chrislaffey18286 жыл бұрын
Cheer up, they definitely measured and put tiny Peter's exact height (1 AAA)
@ComXDude6 жыл бұрын
The reasons Andromeda is garbage because, A, it's buggy as hell, B, it took the best bits of the original trilogy and decided to get rid of them, C, decided to give up on the story midway through, and (or possibly because of) D, had the dev team changed three times during its creation!
@XxLew6 жыл бұрын
E)The dev team cared more about how diverse they were
@ThatShyGuyMatt6 жыл бұрын
WOW 13:35 caught me off guard. Its the first time I ever almost spit out a drink. I don't remember that weird walking thing she did lol.
@Justforvisit8 ай бұрын
13:34 Sara Ryder might be an inexperienced military employee, but she for sure is a grandmaster in zig-zag-quickstep-dancing
@edalder20006 жыл бұрын
"Mass Effect" The Original Trilogy is one of my favorites. MEA just made me so sad. Seeing something so beloved get handled like this.
@chaz98086 жыл бұрын
Even patched this games is awful but thats what you get with a bunch of young kids developing your game with no experience and also a high ranking racist on the team like Bioware had.
@DrathVader6 жыл бұрын
This game was very entertaining, but not in the same way and the same reasons that previous Mass Effect games were.
@5Andysalive6 жыл бұрын
1 was good. 2 was the most blatantly obvious and boring cover shooter, 3's desatrous ending and story (collect points) is long forgotten.
@jamal1536 жыл бұрын
5Andysalive i dont know what games you were playing but mass effect 2 was a damn masterpiece and 3 carried on with that yh the ending could have been better but im satisfied with what i got
@gaspenpayne67555 жыл бұрын
@@5Andysalive 1 was easy as fuck you could go rush the enemies without any penalty especially if you're a soldier. 2 will murder you if you go rush the enemies .... huh guess mass effect 1 was for people who likes it easy and then hates mass effect 2 cause they keep dying, go figure.
@CommodoreMudkip4 жыл бұрын
@@5Andysalive mass effect 2 was easily the best game in the series and frankly one of the best games of all time
@Radman18896 жыл бұрын
Seeing you mimic those god awful lip movements made my day! XD
@ThatShyGuyMatt6 жыл бұрын
You said they went to another galaxy to have the sex.... well I hope they are married!
@Tentacle6 жыл бұрын
I remember playing the EA Pass trial of this game. They had to patch in more skin-tones which I think alone highlights the development woes this game underwent.
@wallingfordd6 жыл бұрын
The running is like doing football drills
@mr.moostercat10206 жыл бұрын
You guys should do a piece of cake where you actively try to get X amount of game breaking glitches in this game in Y amount of time. Let's say like 5 in 25 Min. I'd enjoy that.
@thatterenceguy956 жыл бұрын
I have to admit, I haven't seen too much pr-patch gameplay...I regret not having seen it before
@IDKeffect823 жыл бұрын
That giraffe thing made me laugh
@AlmightyPolarBear6 жыл бұрын
I was surprised by this, and I have yet to play the amazing series known as "Mass Effect". It is cool you guys are playing a more *recent* game for this. :D Thanks for all the laughs! Especially during that compilation.
@metzyahrosenstein48276 жыл бұрын
I was expecting Alex Jones to eventually just cave and be like "ya'll are morons, buying my bone broth and ionized silver, I've been exploiting you for money for over a decade, thanks ya rubes"
@robbybobby43736 жыл бұрын
Loved the original Mass Effect trilogy for it's characters and story. One of the few games that I played multiple times. As far as ME:A goes, I thought it was average at best. Gameplay was fine, but the story and it's characters I found quite dull. It will be the only ME game that I don't care to play-through again. : /
@brandonortiz49426 жыл бұрын
I have no experience with the Mass Effect games, so when I clicked on this video, I thought, "Alright, well, how bad can this game really be?" 15 minutes later, I'm dying to catch my breath, I'm laughing so hard...
@CharterForGaming6 жыл бұрын
Especially when you played the first 3 games multiple times. A massive fist in the stomach
@cheesyspace6 жыл бұрын
It isnt that bad. Its actually a good game but has some issues.
@ThugHunter4446 жыл бұрын
@@cheesyspace Lol "some"
@cheesyspace6 жыл бұрын
@@ThugHunter444 did u play it? I Assume no. U just watched some reviews or cklickbait videos about the unpatched version. Its a decent open world sci fi exploration game and the story isnt even that bad. Its not perfect but it was a fresh new view of the mass effect universe. It didnt deserve that hate. But well the internet is full of retards jumping on every brandwagon without having a clue about the game itself.
@denisliber67406 жыл бұрын
game is in the range 7.0 to 7.5...its not that bad...its just it isnt as good as me1 or me2...but lets be honest, after me3 i didnt expect a 9.5 game, EA destroyed bioware
@joepoole78076 жыл бұрын
I feel like for future 'big' 'recent' games like this one, it warrants a longer video to represent the scale of the shitness but also to show some redeemable factors
@michaelgirodat10626 жыл бұрын
Wow, what a ridiculous name. Dave. Imagine how Influenzog must feel, being a sibling to someone with such a strange name. Poor Influenzog.
@scottweston65816 жыл бұрын
“The Illrepute” Colin McGregor
@amyjenna14406 жыл бұрын
You guys are so hilarious idk how you do it
@EmperorSephirothII6 жыл бұрын
I feel the need to post this, an obligatory, "My face is tired." Also, another science fact for everyone, you may know the man with a really deep voice (Rider's father) by another name, a Mr. Eugene Krabs from SpongeBob.
@D00dlebugInc6 жыл бұрын
Also known as The Kurgan from Highlander, Surtur from Thor: Ragnarok, or Clancy Brown from real life. The man has the most incredible filmography ever and everyone should look him up
@CharterForGaming6 жыл бұрын
I knew they had some sort of connection with the Empire. As for the game it self, One huge disappointment was the way how you communicated with the new alien races. After the first mission you had instant language translations... and you were buddies with them straight away, they said you weren't, but you totally were.
@SuperLordPedro6 жыл бұрын
It was also abandoned by EA. They dropped all DLC expansions and updates.
@Matthew-Anthony6 жыл бұрын
Why did they do that?
@bioticgod49404 жыл бұрын
@@Matthew-Anthony it's EA
@ThatShyGuyMatt6 жыл бұрын
I'm glad you made a statement because I was definitely ready to go rant on you lol. I 100% agree though, this game No Mans Sky level hype and in the end the game just was crap. >.< Beyond the interesting concept of the story, there was nothing that made me want a second game. Especially when I had to start looking after bases. I mean I get its a game about creating colonies, but I don't REALLY want to maintain them. None the less I 100% completed the game because I am OCD. I really hope they make a new ME series but have the ORIGNIAL Bioware team do it.
@5Andysalive6 жыл бұрын
There was nowhere near any nms kinda hype. thats complete bollocks. It only got attention when facegate happened. And beyonf facegate mea was actually a decent game. Which goes for ME2 & 3 as well btw. Only 1 was really good. But the "first" bonus is part of that. Funny how in a negative hype like mea, all faults of 1-3 (esp3!) suddenly are forgotten and they are unmittigated masterpieces....
@kregerman326 жыл бұрын
Nvm I watched the intro now, I understand. Proceed
@artichoke8736 жыл бұрын
5:48 I would Pay good money for Brian Butterfield noises... and the immediately regret it.
@charlottetheunicorn82186 жыл бұрын
i feel like this series' plot of the worst game ever being released and destroying the world is just building up to a game they're going to release
@j.k.48756 жыл бұрын
Shut up. For me its still real.
@patbyrne29276 жыл бұрын
The lad running around on the planet with Peter looks like he couldn't be bothered with leg armour. Just body armour, a helmet and a pair of jeans
@inedibledorito6 жыл бұрын
Ass Effect: no Hey ben
@azarththekobold6 жыл бұрын
This entry kinda reminds me of the game I found most disappointing in 2017, Dawn of War III. The only things I really liked were the music and the looting mechanic from the Orks. Same the Necrons never got their moment, but perhaps for the best.
@hibachiagent02496 жыл бұрын
I like the idea of playing unpatched newer games. There's way to many games that get released as a buggy mess.
@jfgalex46496 жыл бұрын
I very much appreciated the 8 minute ad placed in the middle of this video, just telling me about the Titanic II. I wholeheartedly endorse the idea of the creation of a new Titanic, as the last one was an overwhelming success.
@captainsavvy076 жыл бұрын
Not going to lie, this broke my heart all over again :( I actually heard of the problems before I got around to buying it, so I was able to wait until all the patches came out and my experience was infinitely better for it. Maybe that's why I have much more fondness for it than the poor people that played it on release... I still hold up some hope that they won't abandon the Andromeda galaxy entirely. There was potential there to do something interesting but I worry that the entire location is just too poisoned now :(
@boredgeek6 жыл бұрын
EA fucked it up by pushing the launch, so I don't hold it against Bioware for how it was before it was patched. It was a super good game after the patches, and I hate that because of the early impressions and the (imo overblown) negativity that we likely won't get a new ME game, or an expansion to this because the ending left so much room for more story.
@5Andysalive6 жыл бұрын
If played today, get the Sam shut up mod. It disables the constant hazard warnings which are the single most annyoing thing in this game.
@@5Andysalive I had it on PS4 so no modding SAM's mouth shut for me XD I just hated that he'd interrupt npc banter causing the conversation to stop and be lost forever. It's something I greatly appreciated in Uncharted 4 and God of War; if the conversation was interrupted, they'd just restart it at the next available opportunity so you never missed anything.
@boredgeek5 жыл бұрын
@Jannie Peralta Strongly disagree. I loved it.
@celestial76246 жыл бұрын
Tiny Peter:’I like the boosting and the fucking...’
@kas90086 жыл бұрын
Hi (need to finish video but before I forget) can someone please draw Peter as an actual volus. Like. Please?
@crumpsbandycooch41876 жыл бұрын
Play 'Hunt Down the Freeman'
@AlmightyPolarBear3 жыл бұрын
I totally forgot about that. I think it never got a physical release so it may not get picked.
@elirantuil50036 жыл бұрын
04:31 was That Nazim from skyrim?
@ianmason68676 жыл бұрын
Why do some of the staring blokes in the game look like Mayor McCheese from McDonalds?
@AEmiliusLives6 жыл бұрын
It's not friday until it's Shit Games for Wankers time.
@dudelikeswrestling87426 жыл бұрын
“Ben next week you will be hunting down...” My heat stopped for a second, I honestly thought that sentence would end with ‘freeman’ and I would’ve been so excited. Hunting bin Ladin is ok though.
@tutunaku2 жыл бұрын
Altaadela has the PC and overall fastest speedrun with a time of 2h 18m 27s; on PS4, it is held by peck324 with a time of 2h 51m 57s.
@thedeadstig1236 жыл бұрын
wasn't this the game that was actually developed quickly in a short period of time because the first year or something of development was spent designing a version of the game they thought in the end was too ambitious?
@DJSanders236 жыл бұрын
Always loved the ME Series. Have every collectors edition including this one and have thoroughly adored the games for all 4. To the point where I'm deeply disappointed that this is unlikely to get a sequel. I won't defend the shitty animations and lack of play testing that was obvious in the initial release however I would still highly recommend playing ME:A as a foray into intelligent character design and how to humanize an entire universe of characters. I would however start with ME:A before the original trilogy so that your experience greatly improves as you carry on.
@jrossshelton67976 жыл бұрын
"I love inside jokes. I'd love to be a part of one sometime"-- me watching them talk about Tom Ransom
@SlapadelicMusic6 жыл бұрын
Your commentary is hilarious but this game doesn't have the level of comical horribleness to be a good fit for this show
@Radiohead8016 жыл бұрын
Voltaire Slapadelic But this comment certainly does.
@SlapadelicMusic6 жыл бұрын
@@Radiohead801 shit comment for wankers
@codypatton28596 жыл бұрын
@@SlapadelicMusic #shitcommentforwankers
@SlapadelicMusic6 жыл бұрын
@@codypatton2859 not the worst comment of all time, just worse than most
@jamesneedham62654 жыл бұрын
It wasn't a terrible game it actually had quite a few decent ideas but too much filler that made it a bit boring to slog through the dross until you got to the next good bit. It a game which does what every ubisoft game does too add hundreds of hours of generic busy work that rather than adding to the game just gets in the way. Basically its equivalents are the Assassins creed games in London and Paris, ok but not much more than that, which is disappointing rather than objectively terrible.
@KMEECHY4 жыл бұрын
Nice antlers Peter 16:42
@nameless54136 жыл бұрын
its freelancer's story, done dacade later and worse. EA is so bad. poor Bioware getting caught in this madness, but they really should hav eknown before than to associate with seriall studio killer.
@CharterForGaming6 жыл бұрын
The original mass effect series was strong, the dragon age: origins and awakening games were strong, and now you have this new team that shat all over bioware.
@wahlflower35176 жыл бұрын
All the terrible repressed memories of this game are coming back. Oh god.
@TSnake-vf3tc6 жыл бұрын
I would love them to play Big Rigs, however I strongly suspect that it could be inside that case lol.
@snoopyguy216 жыл бұрын
That running animation is priceless. It's like the best midfielder fake ever. CR7 choke on a spoon.
@darraksden17276 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ some of them look bloody possessed. Companies need to take a page out Nintendo's book. As far as I can tell they still release thoroughly tested games.
@BluEyedWolf6 жыл бұрын
Hey Ben and Peter, great to see fellow UK Gamers making great content. Love your Games for W***kers...i mean worst games ever. keep up the great work Big fan of you both 🤘
@dylanogg3476 жыл бұрын
"And That's okay." - Hot fresh science fact.
@Riskiest_Biscuit6 жыл бұрын
That complication of glitch clips is from Gameranx. Citing it might be a good idea
@gregorywhatley96596 жыл бұрын
woah, I want friends like that With friends like that we could take over the world
@chrissiwhalley93156 жыл бұрын
Can someone please explain the Simon Miller thing to me?! I've seen him do voice-overs on lists over at Name Redacted, but is he known for something else as well?
@mollymcdade40316 жыл бұрын
No, he’s just a friend of theirs that they like to do impressions of.
@chrissiwhalley93156 жыл бұрын
Thankyou! I was pretty sure that was the case, but I thought I might be missing something! So many in-jokes on this channel and I didn't want one flying over my head
@britneyspearsvillarosa3 жыл бұрын
This is why I love PS2 disc only
@dyljaymac6 жыл бұрын
I was about to send in my copy of America's 10 Most Wanted lol
@Frellyouall6 жыл бұрын
THEY'RE PLAYING MY GAME NEXT!!!
@drizztdourden6662 ай бұрын
Jericho doesn’t deserve to be on worst games ever but andromeda does,the original trilogy is perfection while andromeda is a total disaster,unfortunately bioware is dead,the veil guard is lame so the next mass effect us to be perfect but I don’t trust bioware anymore,these are facts
@5nipebite6 жыл бұрын
why not call it Shirt Games for Winkers?...
@PJ_TheAverageGamer6 жыл бұрын
God I hate "Colin" McGregor. But I love the vidiots and the dog fighting refrence.
@tomhilliam3016 жыл бұрын
You didn't even mention the cluster fuck that was multiplayer
@razoranderson386 жыл бұрын
Why not play unpatched Skyrim next?
@ourhandsaretied6 жыл бұрын
You two make Simon Miller sound a lot less posh than he is...
@michellenichols57906 жыл бұрын
13:36 "I'm crippn!!"
@giovannijacobs44963 жыл бұрын
just finished it and didn't care to watch the end, that;s how bad it was
@nicolevarnam21936 жыл бұрын
Awesome video as always, Guys! Luv watchin Ur videos! Got my husband watchin them now. He wanted to no y i was lmao all the time!!!😙
@erainmartinez81754 жыл бұрын
why does this game remind me of Halo games?
@mic86796 жыл бұрын
Are they aliens in human skin would explain a lot
@speedwaynutt6 жыл бұрын
Nothing beats 1am worst games ever
@ffffdsd6 жыл бұрын
didn't expect this
@LJComposer6 жыл бұрын
Mass Effect 3 was free on ps plus. This was not...so far
@AndrewBone6 жыл бұрын
I'm already furious!
@ultimakewl6 жыл бұрын
ill be honest, i quite enjoyed ME:A. when i first heard about its development i wasnt hyped, i was skeptical and thought it was nothing more than a shameless cash grab that would end up being a cobbled together version of a half-baked generic space game and ME assets. on launch all i heard was 'hurr durr the animations are funny and therefore this is the worst game ever' so i figured give it a bit of time for them to patch the animations and itll be peachy. so i picked up the deluxe edition brand new for $30 3 months later and enjoyed the fuck out of it despite there still being an occasional minor graphical bug. the story of the game was not only better than i was expecting, but better than i hoped and the ending mission was the second best of the franchise. the baddies were unique looking and interesting despite the early twist being super telegraphed. overall, when i played it, id say the game was a solid B-. a few graphical bugs remained, the running was still goofy, and the human character models all look off in general, with or without animating i think its a shame the game released in the state it did, whether it was EA being too strict with its deadlines or bioware: montreal not giving much of a fuck or some combination of the two. behind the bugs and the odd animations it really was an enjoyable game with an interesting story that i want to see more of.
@ladydeath44376 жыл бұрын
The facial expressions and animations of this game are hilarious!😂😂😂 It's not that worse compared to other games already covered here ( Turning point is a good example.) Anyway, it was funny watching Tiny Peter playing it!😁😂
@MikefromTexas16 жыл бұрын
I'm a huge Bioware/Mass Effect fan. I fuckin' hate this game.
@loopykill6 жыл бұрын
Another like from me, Purely for ditching the toys
@JStorkey66 жыл бұрын
Oh help I'm in tears at the stairs 😂😂😂
@fergalrh6 жыл бұрын
This game was such a molto disappointato.
@Swedishtrex6 жыл бұрын
This is the only place Mass Effect Andromeda should be. It's shit. It's such a let down. It's awful. It should never have existed. Shame on you, Bioware. It's a really, really beautiful game though, apart from the fucking awful facial animations.
@byronheart26186 жыл бұрын
Dave as in dave off of playstation access?!
@spandexmonkey27456 жыл бұрын
More likely as in Dave Benson Philips
@johnwatchorn65486 жыл бұрын
"SEVEN MILLION PROBABLY, I DON'T KNOW!!!!!" :p
@sraonline91516 жыл бұрын
#loudelectriccarsforwankers
@grahamwebb13676 жыл бұрын
no just no
@Sakeretsu6 жыл бұрын
Oh hey, bargain Hatfilms!
@XxLew6 жыл бұрын
This made my face tired
@murtazarizvi3684 жыл бұрын
just coz the title has MASS EFFECT in it, doesnt make it a mass effect game. the crafting and searching is shit, the planet to planet to system travel cut scenes are annoying and the side missions are more boring and long than an average quest. i feel there was one bad decision after another
@jkblohm98996 жыл бұрын
God I missed watching these two.
@jakewomack20576 жыл бұрын
people aren't mad guys this game is a piece of shit patched or not