Worst Games Ever - Rambo: The Video Game

[@TomWylde]

"the authentic Rambo experience!" Well, I'm sure you'll have some form of PTSD after this so I guess it's right

[@mikesanders8621]

I actually have PTSD and I can assure you that this game is much, much more psychologically detrimental than the illness. At least my PTSD isn't racist.

[@myTheus95]

The first Rambo (First Blood) is actually really good, way more grounded than you'd expect.

[@samtownend6744]

Yeah its all about the lack of support and understanding towards Vietnam veterans from the very establishment that sent them to the war...or something

[@Turt3752]

Too bad they didn’t go with the ‘Rambo fucking dies’ ending, cuz it would’ve been more compelling that way. But yeah it’s still a good movie

[@H0lyMoley]

@Heavy Metal Collector Heck, yeah. First Blood is one of my favorite movies. Then they turned the sequels into ridiculous "Commando"-style shooters... but I wouldn't have minded that if they weren't so blinkin' boring. :( Talk about sequels both missing the point of, and taking a giant dump on top of, the thing that spawned them.

[@ZombieBite1991]

"They drew first blood, not me."

[@DjDolHaus86]

First Blood was an amazing film, Stallone was genuinely amazing in it, the mental breakdown scene towards the end was a top tier performance. It's a shame that the later films completely devalued the theme of the first and just turned it into a bunch of tropes and catchphrases

[@RNC200711]

25:28 "I could have killed them all!" Um, you did.....the kill option in this level makes no sense as he didn't kill any of the cops in the film

[@misterburger4648]

This had me laughing SO HARD!!! Oh my god... from the weird "accomplished" moment to pointing out the way Rambo runs out of the police station... I could not stop laughing, watching this! The moment of Rambo driving with the guy and suddenly he is arresting him, smooth! haha

[@19822andy]

OK so out the blue I was searching for Rambo reviews. This popped up saying it was uploaded 4 minutes ago. Let's hope it's a good one!

[@speedwaynutt]

Feel free to subscribe. A lot of great content. Worst games ever is fortnightly.

[@espurious]

Welcome to the Walrus Clan

[@MonarchDWolf]

Enjoy! Hopefully you'll stick around!

[@jeffjeffjeffjeffjeffjeffje7774]

Tell your friends

[@zanon__]

No such thing as a good review for anything Rambo. Welcome to the channel though.

[@moongoddessjikook]

Poor Rambo, the multiple wars never got you, but this game was just deadly

[@MonarchDWolf]

The smoke/steam in the background when Peter opened the hot n fresh facts box was perfect. Anyone else notice?

[@8bitInfidel]

The french to Welsh accent was truly the funniest part of this next to the heavy breathing! Awesome as usual guys!

[@SaintChaddes]

"no game can truly be a zero" HA you've you been on Steam homies

[@CTheRobot]

“They’re redecorating. I don’t like it.” Was that a sneaky Dr Who reference from Peter there?? 😂

[@bicknejio]

Saw nerdcubed play this a few years ago and absolutely pissed myself when I realised it was an on-rail shooter

[@jkm2907]

i lost wifi for a sec while watching this and it dropped to 144p and I couldn't tell until i looked a Beter

[@Muppio]

I bought this at a local second hand shop for like $5, and i still feel gibbed.

[@AshLilburne]

"You can win (the Vietnam War) this time.." The Polish developers used this line as a direct result of a 1990's American Public School Survey where over 70% of all students surveyed picked the USA when asked who they believed won the Vietnam War. Ironic because it was movies like Rambo that led American children to believe they won the Vietnam War in the first place.

[@jameshogan1738]

Looks like Bruno Samartino left the WWWF and joined the police force

[@PissoirWurst]

#shitgamesforwankers

[@misterblakk3116]

"This is an arcade rail shooter-" "NOOOOOO!!!"

[@webbweegie]

trust tiny peeper to make a dw reference. Bless.

[@CTheRobot]

Webb_Weegie I came to the comments because of that haha!

[@GeftheMongoose]

Yes! 😄 I've been waiting for this one for ages. I can smell it from here. This has what it takes to end up being one of those cult games. Awesome guys. One of your best ones yet.

[@MateusAuri]

This game's metascore is 34. In Vietnam it was 19.

[@airamplane1234]

This game is so bad, but you guys make it so good

[@rootyrootyson2175]

This is like Fight Club all over again. The lads lack of understanding of the source material is alternately hilarious and embarrassing.

[@TheEmbessyNetwork]

And don't forget their play of Bad Boys

[@chrisberwick8169]

You need to watch the films to understand the story lines in the police station rambo has flashbacks to the torture he suffered in Vietnam

[@bartekkubicaku-bitsa9802]

That doesn't change the fact that game is shit, voiceover also and usage if it is crap.

[@FearNLoathing0]

The reveal on the saving....... totally worth the wait lol

[@espurious]

Who's that person in the thumbnail? You guessed it, Frank Stallone

[@TheMartinChronicles]

Any Norm McDonald reference gets a like. Well done!

[@03hares]

First blood the film is honestly a masterpiece. But this.... this is honestly terrible

[@matokastee]

The thumbnail alone is telling me that this is gonna be a good one

[@Bruceykeys]

Still crushing on Peter, I can't believe how cute he is

[@doormatt72]

Is "Rambo: Baker Team" actually just Rambo cooking with mama?

[@AEmiliusLives]

Lol, the autogenerated CC called the DLC "Rambo: Bacon Team".

[@JC-il8pj]

Why was young Billy Joel shooting all those people?

[@HertzBadguise]

J Carr only the good die young. He makes sure of it.

[@shahrouh]

I own the game for PS3 and just tried to play through it and the DLC. At least for the US version, the DLC missions don't show up at all whatsoever! After downloading the DLC pack no extra missions are playable. I heard people with the EU version did get them to appear but weren't able to unlock all trophies because one trophy is glitched. The developers: Teyon, won't respond to anyone after promising they would fix the issue 7 years ago. I understand that they developed the recent well received Robocop game, but after this experience can't justify buying anymore of their products. Maybe will rent it at some point.

[@espurious]

18:35 I get that reference!

[@ChristopherPin]

Worst games ever bio Name: Ben Role: Games victim Height: Available in loot boxes Alias: Available in loot boxes Special fact: Available in loot boxes Name Peter Role games master Height available in loot boxes Alias available in loot boxes Special fact available in loot boxes

[@ar1299gaming]

Stallone was supposed to actually be in Predator originally

[@deonteosayande8420]

"It's just a bullet fest", lmaooooo accurate

[@Frellyouall]

I hope they do more movie licensed games of movies they've never seen (like Fight Club). I love they're interpretations of the out of context shit.

[@annenoname3442]

The thumbnail, represents how I feel when I awake and how I look throughout my day.

[@patbyrne2927]

Is there a more frustrating way of playing a game other than using a controller for a light gun game? Also that mission accomplished voice, I thought that was Ben having a laugh until I saw Peter's face and reaction

[@5Andysalive]

5:50 i remember Nerdcubed play this. When he realised what it was, he actually put the pad aside and had to laugh for a while.

[@AlmightyPolarBear]

A game that will fit this series is, "Joe's Diner". A terrible game where you clean a diner during the night, and the diner was built on a burial ground. The gameplay mechanics = "removing garbage" + "keeping quiet".

[@MonarchDWolf]

Whoa, that's a SICK new animation bois!

[@beauhavercroft2637]

Oh good gravy gentleman, you are great gosh darn gamers. If you really want to play something shit, check out Pacman 2 for the SNES

[@bassistbenji]

I actually had this on Xbox 360 about 4/5 years back...... great to see you guys playing it! 😂😂

[@jakopath7]

"He's a man, not a god! He's a man, not a god!"

[@seb24789]

Wait. He survived in the movie, right? Is the game based on the book?

[@speedwaynutt]

Never fear the walrus clan is here.

[@espurious]

Oh, yes!

[@em_birch]

Always good to see the two of you around. :)

[@speedwaynutt]

@@espurious Happy new year

[@speedwaynutt]

@@em_birch Happy new year

[@em_birch]

@@speedwaynutt Ditto, friend.

[@raysravens52]

Best part of Last Action Hero is Tywin Lanister being the main baddy

[@zandernewson9933]

I do think Sly is bit more a better actor. I mean Rambo one and Rocky are actually quite emotionally and drama driven.

[@ColbyDalziel]

25:30 hey look its the guy from Agony.

[@PigeonLord21]

21:36 bro wtf that's the same gunshot sound effect from the riflemen in Warcraft 3... a game from 2002...

[@THENAMEISQUICKMAN]

I don't know if a single rail shooter is fun without a light gun. Time Crisis 2 on PS2 is a fantastic upgraded port of the arcade classic with new features and bonus minigames, and even that's hard to enjoy on a controller instead of a big fuck-off pistol that you point at your screen.

[@doomiag]

Are......are those damage numbers?! Omg why 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@echoskelet]

no you are not invincible when you enter wrath mode , its a feature that when you unalive someone you get hp back...

[@mikesanders8621]

Man, First Blood was a great film. I'm so glad the didn't ruin it with a bunch of terrible sequels. They got it right the first time and knew to stop. I can really respect that in a filmmaker.

[@OzymandiasWasRight]

Last Action Hero is an underrated movie.

[@jameswalt1]

This one had me dying

[@PnC_GameZnThingZ]

I'm actually looking for this on ps3, lol.. Just for my Rambo Collection

[@Alucard-A-La-Carte]

This isn't even authentic to the Rambo DLC in Mortal Kombat, much less any of the movies. "I thought it'd be a 3rd person or a 1st person shooter!" "Well, it's not-" Don't know why, but the casual, "Yeah, I've really fucked you over on this one" tone was great.

[@trevscribbles]

Lads, consider inviting @dontrachquit for an episode so you can continue to further develop this channel with the best former personalities of... the other place...

[@Radman1889]

Bad games. Bad games never changes

[@ZeeMinion]

Peter chooses really bad ones, seems only fair after he had to endure Ride to Hell: Retribution.

[@ShiftyApparition]

So I was the only person uncomfortable with their Stallone impressions? Good to know, I guess.

[@robertgearhart]

U guy should do a worst games ever on Alien colonial marines

[@CyberLance26]

I like rail shooters like House Of The Dead and Time Crisis for example so i dont want those kinds of games to not be made anymore.

[@gdw3112]

You should play that ghost ship game next

[@Kai0nTheMoon]

This damn game is still expensive.

[@isaiahjohnston5196]

You need to watch them

[@yungjoemighty879]

rambo-o mode

[@feathertopDT]

This might actually be the worst game ever

[@redr0scoe]

No way, played with the ps3 sharp shooter and a navigation controller is great fun and makes it a decent on rails light gun game. There are a thousand games worse than this

[@thetopherhaslanded]

Can't help but think of Angry Joe throughout all out this :L also 22:12 swear he sounds like David Schwimmer.

[@bennjibertie9450]

How isn't it mentioned that in demolition man, sly is told that schwarzenegger became president?!

[@royale-with-cheese866]

Lloyd & Harry over here never seen First blood....smh

[@RichardMajor86]

Perfect, after perfect, after perfect

[@blackpeter70]

Is Rambo alright? He looks like a stroke victim...

[@MiguelArcos2003]

I like the idea of a 3D Rambo Game it’s sounds interesting but sadly the execution was poorly made the graphics are bad I’ll give credit that at least the game wasn’t a PS4 and Xbox One game because I would have more problems with the graphics which is my main problem in NBA Live 14 anyways back to Rambo the graphics look a PS2 game. If this was released on the PS2 I would praised the graphics but come on this is Xbox 360 and PS3 the graphics should be improved

[@SinCity2100]

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[@isaiahjohnston5196]

The movies are soo good

[@sparkstron73]

@21.06 made me laugh.

[@joshuabean9409]

I can't break the law. I. AM. THE. LAW.

[@Gaming_auf_Ex]

I own this game for the 360 but its really bad. I like Railgun Shooters i thought ill have a good time with this one. Like VR Cop 1 2, House of the Dead Series and so on... But this one is so... annoying. Nothing makes fun. Nothing to unlock or find. No alternate ways or stuff. And all this many enemys, killing every single one is more work than fun. Why i cant use a Rocket Launcher 5 times every level or call a Chopper forn Air Strike if you filld youre Rage. Or unock some special moves to equip after the levels. Even i had so many ideas more to make it mutch better. And i dont talk about the Graphic or stuff

[@hannahgracesarabia2458]

4:06 Charlie Sheen

[@gakk8658]

HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRURRRRRR Mission Accomplished RRRRRRRRRRRRURRRRRRRRRRRR

[@aseddon130]

How the fuck have you never watched Rambo?

[@ILoooooveCamels]

If you're gonna make fun of the Stallone Scream you might as well just pee on the Statue of Liberty

[@motherbipsy960]

Holy shit, this was a PS3 game? Sly Stallone outta sue.

[@TheCatinator2]

Yeea it is a light gun game, but NO lightgun works !!! i tried 3 of em ,!!!

[@jonathanwaswrong3917]

_I didnt do anything!_

[@Oliverfayers11]

👀

[@bossross8270]

24:18

[@nathancox6249]

John,JohnJOHN

[@rhelenius3670]

Great game👌 poor player... i'm green beret💪😏

[@BrotherMag]

The floppybdisc game was better lol

[@seand7042]

He's a man not a God!

[@yogibear6939]

First one here

[@bartekkubicaku-bitsa9802]

Reddit Rambo dont like it xD

[@zacharyroth3028]

Please watch first blood awesome movie

[@ZX3000GT1]

This is not even a good lightgun game. Time Crisis 5 and Ghost Squad Evolution/Operation G.H.O.S.T is a much better game than this. I hate this game for making the rail shooter genre look bad.

[@sharimimran240]

First to comment.

[@tonyuk6396]

Well done, your parents must be proud.

[@tonyuk6396]

Do you guys share clothes with others in the same building? Cos I've seen that Hilfiger hoodie being worn by the curly haired but receding guy on outside Xbox, can't remember his name, he's always dribbling over Jane. Same thin build as well.

[@needhumanheat]

Dribbling over Jane? The fuck are you on about?

[@michiev]

Ahoy friend! Now, setting aside the fact that more than one hoodie can and does exist in the world, you seem to be talking about Mike Channell, you also seem not to be an Outsidexbox fan because if you'd seen any of their videos you'd notice that Mike wears a wedding ring, on his ring finger no less. Now, I don't work at NASA, but I assume that means he's married. I must reiterate the fact that I'm not as smart and honest as you, my friend, You seem to be a fearless man who can and will say anything to anyone on any video on the internet, no fear! I admire that about you, but unfortunately your profile also says "Tell me if I'm being an arsehole", and I'm honor bound to tell the truth, so... Aside from all of the idiocy your comment insinuates, OutsideXbox has been working together for years, they are all close friends and like a family, to assume that no man and woman can work together without wanting to tear each others clothes off and "do it like they do on the discovery channel" is a toxic and honestly stupid opinion, I'm a girl, you're a guy, I'm interacting with you, and yet somehow... I don't want to fuck you. Sorry if I come across as nervous in this comment, it must be your one subscriber and extreme intellect that's getting me. Good day, friend!

[@MonarchDWolf]

@@michiev Its almost as if honesty and being an arse aren't the same thing. What a concept. Almost as groundbreaking as a little podcast segment from our bois. They've called it....(wait for it).... "What We Playin'?" I'd highly recommend it (as well as the rest of the podcast) over this toxic fool.

[@michiev]

@Traveller Jane's beauty has no bearing on random people on the internet pairing her up with her friends and colleagues, it's weird and disrespectful.

[@espurious]

​@@michiev This isn't the place for personal attacks