Worst Lyft Driver of the Year

This is the greatest reckless driving of All Time
I'm live every day / moistcr1tikal

[@OddJobEntertainment]

Ah, now I understand why I was able to maintain a 5 star rating doing minimal effort, this was my competition.

[@bane4743]

Underrated comment

[@eliaspanayi3465]

Honestly? If you're just gonna show up relatively on time, get me where I wanna go, and not kill me I'm giving you a 5 star review. You've done your job so I'm satisfied

[@DemagogueBibleStudy]

I think it’s generally understood that with these corporate metric tracking things, giving a 5 star rating is just the decent thing to do, even if the ride was mediocre.

[@setsers1]

Ha

[@qrator6882]

As long as you take me where I go, follow the law and aren’t mean, you get 5 stars

[@jordimelis4463]

In case anyone needs closure: Yes, she got banned from Lyft.

[@walrider2133]

Watch her become an Uber driver next

[@martinidream100]

Is there a video or a news saying this? I wanna watch it.

[@zachj19991]

Sauce?

[@antisocialxy9720]

not enough

[@Razer5542]

@@aceorcusham2870 Hahahha

[@Denkin_Donuts]

Her being barefoot was absolute icing on the cake.

[@kawaiigirlgarcia9861]

Love ur profile pic

[@lEGOBOT2565]

Why? It's not illegal in every state

[@joels4826]

@@lEGOBOT2565 Cos it's a typical scumbag move to walk around in public barefoot.

[@lEGOBOT2565]

@@joels4826 how is that a scumbag move?

[@joels4826]

@@lEGOBOT2565 Walking in public barefoot? It's disgusting. Similar to people taking their kids out in public in nothing but a diaper. Hick shit

[@Sniper98G]

Lead up here: The passenger got in and asked if they could turn on A/C instead of windows. Was told no, that Lyft requires the windows be down for the full ride (not true), this included his window controls being locked so he could not roll his window up himself. Since he did not like being blasted by high speed air he asked her to at least drive the speed limit.

[@dafresh1]

lol

[@NC-curious]

Did she get banned and sued?

[@bobmichael9533]

@@NC-curious he should definitely press charges and get a compensation

[@thedeviouspanda]

People are fucking crazy about windows. In high school my friend's dad made her be his sober driver when he frequently when out to the bars, and one time his gf was with him and she kept rolling the window down just enough to make that WUBWUBWUBWUBWUB noise that pummels your ears so my friend rolled the windows up and locked them, and the gf fucking opened the door of a moving vehicle. Obviously my friend cussed out this drunk woman. Her dad made her pull over and get out so he could chew her ass for daring to scold his gf for trying to fall out of a car going 50mph.

[@hackersulamaster]

​@@thedeviouspanda Oh fuck I am so sick and tired of the bullshit where people take sides. I used to have a best friend until I had a falling out with his girlfriend while living there. Nothing but double standards and rudeness. The kind of person who always has to talk shit about SOMEONE (really important, I'll get back to it). One time I came home and they would be in the living room and the power went out shortly. The girlfriend also had a friend staying there but SHE was in charge of the bill. When the power went out she had the audacity to say that it was my fault. I was silent through all of this and the moment I opened my mouth she went and followed me to the door to make a point to lock me out. I showed her my key and phone then just continued on. The indignancy of such complete abuse and my friend 'pretending' to have a sit-down but then going on to act pussy whipped ended up with me completely abhorred and I left. Another friend moved in and he 'had' a best friend. His name was Cole. He was like the greatest kind of guy. He was humble and legitimately did actual effort to make friends. In his first few days of coming over I was still there. His absolute best, and worst, moment was when he was in the backyard with us and punted the ball into that bitches face right when she came out. This genuine guy came over straight away to help here and we ALL knew it was an accident. We were all in the circle and it wasn't angry kicking either. She wasn't having ANY of it. She purposely pulled cry-time on him. We all held back of course because she was in a relationship with the guy we were THERE FOR. Before I left they pulled another living room seance where she went on the WHOLE time about Cole looking at her tits. Like who fucking cares. She has big tits and let them hang out. I didnt care, boyfriend didn't care, nobody believed there was a problem. He was probably just being shy honestly. So I surmised that since I left Cole couldn't see his bestfriend anymore. The guy that moved in after me. Probably had to do with a bitch running people away.. But anyways he ended up taking his own life. He was an ironworker working a tough job and quite likely we were his 'after-party'. I came by one time with a brand new expedition to burn rubber infront of the house but there I saw cole in his old square body texting on his phone by himself. That was the last time I saw him. EVEN after this that fucking bitch didn't learn a damn thing and pretends to not know what was happening. She was a bully and a godawful terrible one at that. Nobody would've ever put up with her shit if she wasn't going out with our 'best-man'. One day I'm going to go back and confront her. She went to his funeral and stood up on-stage to remember him but she was the prime orchestrator of the madness. It makes me sick to my core. I hope my old best-friend is there too because he needs the reality check as well.

[@maikerutv3383]

This dude handled everything so nonchalantly, like yeah, just another day in shitsvil

[@GalaxyStandard77]

Sounds like California

[@xoxokmg]

it's just that people laugh when they're nervous

[@MrBilld75]

Dude had like the patience of Job and was totally chill. Certainly not an unreasonable person at all and I would have obliged him with those two simple requests. As a former cabbie I can relate, sometimes you get customers who just want to enjoy the ride. And I actually liked those chill rides. It's a hustle, time is money, so you drive aggressively all day (but safe of course) and it's nice to have a chill sightseeing ride with customers. This is especially true of the elderly. They don't like fast rides and sometimes just want to sightsee on a leisurely ride and as long as you're paying, what do I care?! I'm not going to make any more money by rushing them through the trip and racing around picking up others and cramming as many as I can into a day really, than being on a leasurely ride with the one in my car. I've done both and it's not worth the mad hustle, those leisurely rides are a nice switch from the busy hustle and bustle. When I drove hack I was always happy to oblige them. This is just sooo alien to me, super unnecessary and unprofessional and then to try and hit him for nothing?! Wow.

[@madroxomalley6569]

Alright...see ya

[@gamerpunk7402]

M*

[@kingvenombro]

I once used Lyft and the driver was going 90-100 mph and swerving in lanes and I thought i was going to die that day, never took lyft again after that

[@GG-ih2fe]

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[@GG-ih2fe]

@You have to know Shut up

[@darksapphire3815]

That's crazy! Glad you lived.

[@GG-ih2fe]

@Factcious Shut up

[@GG-ih2fe]

@@darksapphire3815 Same

[@RosieRoan]

Lyft Passenger: "Please drive the speed limit." Lyft Karen: *"GAS GAS GAS, I'M GONNA STEP ON THE GAS."*

[@ElMarcoHoJ]

"I'm gonna turn left back onto the highway sometimes!"

[@kingcole3971]

She doesn’t know that if the car crashes Lakito won’t save you.

[@la-ia1404]

Better play the gas pedal song

[@ichibanhan2805]

DO YOU LIKE....MY CAR (MY CAR)

[@MercuryDragon.]

Step on the gas! (Step-step on the gas!) Step on the brakes! (…no.)

[@George-kr9ii]

I love how the harder she tries to scream, the quieter she gets

[@catgaeming2025]

she was screaming like those xbox kids on cod when they rage but the parents are in the next room.

[@cartermussina9932]

I didnt think charlie would ever feel nervous. Such a tall buff man. Could easily take any attacker in any scenario.

[@vinny_verticallychallenged9671]

sorry, Charlie isn't tall lmfao-

[@salami4986]

So tall very tall

[@rob185]

@@vinny_verticallychallenged9671 that's the joke

[@maddi3787]

Bruh why you gotta do him like that? 😭 He's not just tall, he's king height.

[@anti-stressbot8867]

Never let the bad people talk you into doing what they want you to do!

[@ShortHax]

This feels like something straight out of South Park. Even the driver acted right out of Cartman’s playbook

[@captainLoknar]

so hard on the voice actor's vocal chords to play Cartman. Dedication

[@iv624]

bruh shut up

[@MrHydra12]

@@iv624 we found its boyfriend

[@briankaslewicz6130]

RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH

[@GalaxyStandard77]

Reminds me of the school bus lady from the earlier seasons

[@weirdnessfades]

When she screams "get out of the car now" I can't help but think of that meme where they're at the hospital and the man screams get out of the car now, and the girl's just sitting there like "that's not where I wanted to go" and all

[@valoressbqiskrnrjbx5025]

havent heard of that one, it is saucey?

[@weirdnessfades]

@@valoressbqiskrnrjbx5025 this is the video: kzbin.info/www/bejne/aKbRoKVsjJmLiK8

[@fnutek3720]

I mean the woman is in the wrong in that video though, sadly the guy just has a short temper. But she tried to uber scam him lol.

[@weirdnessfades]

@@fnutek3720 Yee, just saying her screaming get out of my car now reminded me of that video xD

[@disposable_income_andy]

Except he was infinitely more respectable and she was egging him on the entire time until she started recording.

[@user-di4yf4oq1m]

The “NO MORE POMEGRANATES” teacher’s life has really went downhill after she lost her teaching job

[@MrPsychic8472]

That teacher wasn't having a meltdown, she was giving a demonstration over how people hate the word "NO"

[@user-di4yf4oq1m]

@@MrPsychic8472 wow I never knew that!!!! I just thought she was a psycho!!! Lol 😂

[@poopsie117]

Yea apparently that lady put on that ‘no pomegranates’ thing as a demonstration/acting bit for her class, like she wasnt psycho lool. Just without context for her class she obviously looks insane but turns out she was just putting on a show.

[@Caboose4859]

@@MrPsychic8472 IIRC, it was actually a demonstration on positive and negative reinforcement

[@minos7308]

Lmaooo

[@ALGTuRTle]

This woman is screaming EXACTLY like Eric Cartman. Looks like him too.

[@girl-di3nn]

Uncanny resemblance

[@Shazoo1997]

Just shows how talented those writers are.

[@4rdency]

Cmon man, don't insult Eric like that. He's too good to be compared to her

[@jagermeister-3812]

Eric Cartman if he was transginger

[@austinpat2570]

i respect and love your statement but as a fine connoisseur of retards i think she has far more resemblance to bobby from king of the hill

[@1MsHannah9]

She wasn't squealing. She simply, accidentally turn off the caps lock while screaming.

[@bio5612]

She held shift but accidentally hit caps lock

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

@@bio5612 LMFAO

[@AtticusHimself]

While the spirit of your comment is funny, on face value it doesn't make sense and needs rewriting

[@levimatulis6955]

@@AtticusHimself OK baby

[@AtticusHimself]

@@levimatulis6955 Sorry I don't flirt on KZbin

[@MarcoRangos]

The best Uber driver I’ve ever had was this old former Hell’s Angel who told me about his days as a biker and how he got to smoke weed with David Allen Coe and Willie Nelson. Absolutely wild.

[@combatwombat594]

Shit I'd tell the dude I'd pay him to just ride around in the car with me and tell stories lol

[@cardioandfriends]

I got to meet the guy at the end of American dad who says “Bye have a beautiful time!”

[@Slothface]

@@combatwombat594 why are you americans always so impressed by gangs and thugs

[@countvronsky4025]

@@cardioandfriends Think we could get the full story there? I'd rather smoke with that guy, honestly.

[@o0_VanYsH_0o]

While the Hell's Angels do have a wicked reputation, I can only imagine the stories some of them have. God, how I'd love to hear some of those around a campfire, lol.

[@Flop_Studios]

Her air exhale attempt at screaming was literally how I tried to yell for help in a dream and my lungs didn't work

[@dingas4979]

you just brought me back into some terrible memories lmaoo

[@slyfii]

HELP HAHA

[@SebTsch]

This guy's ability to tell funny stories with a straight face is astounding.

[@neverpayingtaxes]

^^^^^^

[@Tug_Boat2558]

This isn't a funny story. This is a battle, a pure image of savagery preformed by two valiant warriors. We saw a alpha and a beta today. The alpha let out her war cry and the beta LAUGHED the pure INSANITY IT WAS. The mercy the Alpha gave him was astounding. To call this funny ... No...

[@whatevernevermind5960]

Your driver is the real mvp

[@kabloom6776]

Funny story?

[@bananaman7433]

I bet that he has to tell his stories multiple times before being able to do it with a straight face.

[@donniebao]

Honestly, I'd rate her 5 stars. Crime tape in car while committing a crime. Pennywise in the front seat while doing a pennywise-esque screech. Leaving him stranded and chucking his luggage to play frogger with high velocity cars. She was just trying to give him an authentic haunted halloween-themed ride, and boy did she succeed

[@LudaChez]

Have you seen the Nathan For You episode where Nathan does something crazy like this for a haunted house? He makes you think someone with an infectious disease touched you , doctors come in and look at you in decontamination suits, make you real nervous, and then put you in an ambulance and take you for a ride. When the ambulance stops the back door open and it says the name of the haunted house and "Exit" The people they showed going through it all surprisingly laughed about it (I mean they thought they were fucked up I guess) but they probably have some footage of people losing it

[@shafo827]

@yes salam

[@nathanstuart9267]

BASHURVERSE DESERVED IT FOR BEING UNVACCINATED RIP BOZO LOL 😂🤣🤣 kzbin.info/www/bejne/iJDIiYR3hph7a68

[@donniebao]

@@LudaChez I haven't seen that show but lmao is it real or a sketch?

[@kierad479]

@@nathanstuart9267 What?

[@VictorF0326]

A spokesperson for Lyft told TooFab: "Safety is fundamental to Lyft, and the incident shown in the video is concerning. "We have reached out to the rider to offer our support and have suspended the driver's account pending a complete investigation." kekW

[@ObitoSigma]

I'm glad they found this... "concerning."

[@ethansmith3229]

Hit Lyft with a case

[@carbongaming8448]

I’m surprised they didn’t say “this woman is being brought on charges for reckless driving and endangering her passenger’s life and will fully cooperate in the legal proceedings”

[@riqueoak7256]

That harpy's screech reminded me of the old school video of the crazy german kid playing Unreal Tournament.

[@Swoost]

As someone who drove Lyft for years, you're far more likely to have a horror story as a driver than a passenger lol

[@ytodysm4893]

I’ve been considering trying it since I’ve been delivering with DoorDash and UberEats, but the horror stories scare the poop out of me.

[@Swoost]

@@ytodysm4893 99% of the time its fine, a lot of people just sit there on phone, some people want to talk to you but i dont really mind it. i just never felt like i could listen to my phone or whatever and be distracted like you prolly can with deliveries. if you do it strategically im sure you can make a lot more for a few hours than deliveries though like going to events or bar hours or driving in the middle of the night when theres not a lot of drivers. the one thing i feel though is delivery drivers probably get tipped a lot more, i probably got tipped 5-10% of the time driving lyft, usually just a few dollars but if you do events and stuff youre more likely to have someone hand you a 10 or 20. its really a night gig, daytime driving generally sucks its usually people with no car who use it daily and thus dont tip and are just going to store or work relatively close by. ive noticed in delivery apps u usually have to set a tip before you order, while with lyft they can tip through app afterwards which makes them a lot more comfortable not giving you anything

[@Saibellus]

I imagine it's a math thing. There are like 100 passengers for every 1 driver.

[@valoressbqiskrnrjbx5025]

thats just statistics

[@ytodysm4893]

@@Swoost hey, thanks for the well-articulated and thought out response. I absorbed it and appreciate it!

[@orenalbertmeisel3127]

The fact that she was wearing a mask and had put up warning tape to promote social distancing, but also drove like a maniac while punching and screaming at the passenger is just the most hilarious thing

[@canned3880]

Keeping us safe from herself

[@SlicedBread2014]

Plexiglass panel would be better.

[@janky477]

She clearly hates all people, period. Any feedback is a threat. If she can't have her way, she hits the Brown Note.

[@slopemat]

She definitely doesn't care. She wasn't even wearing it over her nose, it's probably a policy that Lyft and Uber have.

[@gustavgnoettgen]

@@joshroehl6098 What's that?

[@spiltmilk0204]

as someone who has extreme anxiety when it comes to cars, both the way this woman was driving and how she kicked the dude out would’ve probably given me a panic attack

[@wheezing.]

3:26 I like how “stuck in the middle with you” is playing lol

[@iantubbs4043]

My guilty pleasure is Charlie talking about awful people

[@Ian-oe9wp]

a fellow Ian lol

[@marcusgabriel8365]

@yes no Fact

[@RESURGAM.]

nothing guilty about that tbh

[@connormac4401]

Im proud about this actually

[@treepigg7967]

My guilty pleasure is Charlie talking about other peoples testicles.

[@ApricotFroot]

she sounds like naruto english dub lmaoooo

[@PandaPanda-lm7vx]

you are spot on

[@sachiboss7374]

I thought you were a fan account lol

[@thundercockjackson]

it hasnt started yet but i "believe it"

[@Reflection246]

“I’ve got it all on camera too,BELIEVE IT”

[@CantwalkJoestar]

Holy fk it's Froot!

[@kombuchas4684]

This unlocked a memory I completely forgot. A couple of years ago I was in an uber with my friend and the driver asks if we're university students. We say yes, and the driver calls us smart. He then proceeds to go on a rant yelling that all people with low IQ should be killed. We were preached why eugenics and genetic cleansing should be a thing for like 20 minutes.

[@schaab7203]

Thats kind scary, but at least you have a interesting uber story

[@bluedistortions]

ROFL at thinking university students are automatically smart. Was extremely disappointed when I got there. The bar is currently: do you have shit tons of money, or are you willing to get 5000 miles deep into debt? Ok, you're in.

[@user-hk6mr6th9y]

Used a uber once and this dude was unironicaly from Croatia, had a bunch of flags, Balkin music playing and Croat things all over and even told us.

[@cinnamonsunshine9653]

Unironically from croatia You’re funny

[@jamesfrain8318]

The only time I ever used lyft he started talking about his suicidal thoughts and shit and all I could think of was "don't turn into oncoming traffic"

[@ShadowEclipse777]

Maybe that's why he started doing Lyft. With other people in the car it might make it harder for him to cave in and kill himself as he has to kill someone else as well

[@lateral1385]

Holy fuck

[@davidpaul6290]

Hope they’re doing ok.

[@Jacob_Overby]

@@ShadowEclipse777 that's a ticking time bomb if I ever seent one

[@flaminflamango5900]

@@ShadowEclipse777 yikes

[@saltinemcqueen5176]

In Tampa that wasn’t a prophecy Charlie, that is about 50/50 odds someone hits the median.

[@MoviesFreeGalore]

You're telling me discount Jesus lives in Tampa? Betcha that man went to Lollipops once or twice.

[@kalebellington1273]

Tampa interstates/highways feels like mad max

[@iayolai9881]

I was on vacation in Tampa and my friend’s mom drove us there. We were coming back to our hotel from Busch Gardens and she hit the median. We had to stay a couple extra days because the car’s front left tire was destroyed lmao

[@nicholasfrancis2627]

Tell me abt it i was driving up from tampa the other day and a urus flipped

[@SM0KE_B0X97]

There's a place where I'm From in F.L that we called Death Highway. I've watch helicopters lift people off to a hospital on multiple occasions. Even witnessed two vehicles collide an the noise was the loudest bang I ever heard. I even felt the vibration from away. It was as if lightning had struck the ground is the only way I could describe my experience.

[@RPDSfinest]

The driver didn't will an accident into existence, from his sober perspective he likely anticipated the vehicles trajectory. Good drivers with solid spatial awareness can spot an accident before it happens a mile away.

[@kdawg3484]

Exactly. The guy with enough driving experience and attention to the cars around him to predict an accident ahead of time is the guy I want driving me 100% of the time.

[@davidt1d]

Nah he’s a god

[@ADDMATTable]

Plus keep in mind the uber driver has probably driven that road and has seen more than once people doing that there. Good driver.

[@andrewhayes8017]

Damn I didn’t know you were in the car with him as well that’s so cool. Thanks for the input

[@Vaigue]

@@davidt1d I'll take this explanation before anything else. The dude is playing on creative mode in real life.

[@WesTheHunter]

Funny how she's playing "Stuck In The Middle With You" By Gerry Rafferty and Stealers Wheel. "Clowns To The Left Of Me, Jokers To The Right, Here I Am, Stuck In The Middle With You"

[@MikeApollo1]

The squealing sounds like someone that hasn't spoken a single word in over 7 Years trying to Scream.

[@anti-stressbot8867]

Never let the bad people talk you into doing what they want you to do!

[@Sorrelhas]

Fun fact: Not talking for years does not make you lose your voice, apparently

[@kremitthefrag5718]

That's what it sounds like when someone fucks up their vocal chords

[@nathanstuart9267]

BASHURVERSE DESERVED IT FOR BEING UNVACCINATED RIP BOZO LOL 😂🤣🤣 kzbin.info/www/bejne/iJDIiYR3hph7a68

[@Omnihilo_]

If my neighbors file a complaint over the sound barrier obliterating laugh I just belted out at the combination of your comment, username, and pfp I’m coming to your house and hiding legos under your carpet and mattress.

[@Jempai]

Driving barefoot, speeding, driving recklessly, and abandoning a passenger on the side of a freeway? This woman shouldn't just lose her job, she should be in a prison.

[@holidayin7962]

I’ve driven barefoot when I wore heels to work I didn’t know that was a bad thing I’m sorry

[@sams9462]

She makes nothing so if she where to get fired it wouldn’t do to much

[@Hunter_Snowfang]

I mean. Losing her license would be enough. That’d hurt her more. lol

[@dill_pickle_85]

I mean the barefoot thing is debatable, but speeding and just being reckless should be enough to get some sort of punishment.

[@melodica_man0216]

@@holidayin7962 I think the worst thing you’ll get out of driving barefoot is dirty feet

[@kolbyavery6613]

5:14 I'm dead 💀💀

[@mimicyeti3038]

4:08 literally shitting when Charlie said this

[@germanshorts3476]

I can’t believe that people like this genuinely exist in the world

[@tarun2298]

wait you can't?!?!?!? damn that's crazy😮

[@stoned6458]

My dad is like this i wouldn't wish it to my worst enemy tbh

[@stoned6458]

I even got heart problems as a teen because of him stressing me i hope I don't die early because of this jackass , but hopefully i save enough to move out soon.

[@HR15DE]

actualy we are living in our bubble. world is filled with disgusting events and people. if you can live in your "bliss" bubble you are lucky and doing great

[@iitzfizz]

Only in America

[@cloudyboy1756]

Charlie’s room is evolving.

[@GalaxyStandard77]

Its pretty cool tbh

[@satanhimself4005]

Wtf

[@oreodood4978]

@@satanhimself4005 what is this bot doing😂😂😂😂 *turns out it’s charlie*

[@noahdavis8559]

I miss the life-sized Watto doll

[@luffy-sama3686]

no shit sherlock

[@Vaerah]

Lacking the full context here, I'm impressed with how well he remains calm in the midst of a raging Karen banishing him on a freeway. But it's gotta be so surreal seeing her fully thriving in her habitat like that, I might laugh it off in person too.

[@Jay-ti8vs]

that squealing she does sounds like a 3 year old not being able to get their favorite power ranger toy from the local walmart, she goes from pissed off old lady to crying toddler within seconds

[@DannyPellham]

Lil update for the bois, This Karen is currently suspended from LYFT and She is under investigation as we speak. Also the dude that got abandoned on the highway was compensated for there troubles by LYFT

[@oliverdoes8637]

huuuuge

[@kanati1133]

Another happy ending

[@KingNefiiria]

He honestly should sue the platform, even though they're contracted out. Lyft should know better than to hire mentally unstable drivers.

[@absolutelegend9430]

This is a W

[@DrakeOola]

@@KingNefiiria Because you can totally catch things like this in a background check... Not every karen acts like this daily and most people don't instinctually whip their phone out to record confrontations like this nor would it usually make public record. I wouldn't expect a service like lift or uber to actually track down old employers for every employee they have.

[@tnovuh]

Y'know how parents hit you with the "I'll turn this car right around" or the "I'll drop you off right here and leave"? Yeah...this woman actually did it. Actual psychopath

[@Julka-xk8cz]

you're calling it like its normal parent behaviour thats some psychopath sh*t man

[@tnovuh]

@@Julka-xk8cz Idk man parents be crazy sometimes lmao

[@abdieljose09]

@@Julka-xk8cz i think it’s pretty common

[@IDontReallyWantAYoutubeHandle]

@@Julka-xk8cz I guess it's some pretty fucked up stuff, but I remember once when I was like 8-10ish? That my dad pulled that one on me, and I got out of the car and started walking away. I remember thinking stuff like "I'm on my own now, I'm never gonna see them again," but thankfully like 20 seconds later when I had reached the corner he reversed and picked me back up (he didn't drive away or anything, I think he just expected me to come back.) Thankfully my dad was very amused and told me that he'd never want me to go and that I love you, etc etc

[@kaikingsland]

lol, my dad actually has dropped me off on our way home once cause he was mad. Had to walk back. Though I at least had a sidewalk he dropped me off at; and we were pretty close to home by that point

[@superpuncher5480]

Lyft drivers ive gotten: "Hey i hope you have fun while you are here, man :)" This lyft driver: "SQQQUUUUEEEEEEEE"

[@FoxellaDaFox]

1:28 that little green cat ahead of them??? That's my car?????

[@frankiesilverman]

The best part that you’re missing is that the song on the radio is Stealers Wheel’s “Stuck in the Middle with you”. Chefs kiss

[@nathanstuart9267]

BASHURVERSE DESERVED IT FOR BEING UNVACCINATED RIP BOZO LOL 😂🤣🤣 kzbin.info/www/bejne/iJDIiYR3hph7a68

[@Skillengoogy]

@@nathanstuart9267 uncool

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

Why does my left ear suddenly hurt?

[@DrakeOola]

@@DistractedGlobeGuy Side effect of the brown note. Hopefully you at least had a change of underwear...

[@frankiesilverman]

@@DistractedGlobeGuy Can’t not think about it whenever the song comes on 😂

[@PipEnigma]

“Sorry to hit you with the surprise replay” it’s okay Charlie, your editor has been doing the same thing to us for the past few videos

[@danielvlach2634]

Past few 20 videos

[@pepre7594]

pretty sure it's a problem with Twitch VODs

[@puns4days]

@@pepre7594 even if it is, it should be edited out

[@pepre7594]

@@puns4days someone would need to go through potentially hours of video to find all of them to do that. I'd imagine the VODs are just directly uploaded from Twitch

[@type1life304]

@@pepre7594 assuming they're making more than the average working Joe, then yeah they probably should

[@mommakimmins5554]

Your dry delivery and joke after joke had my stomach hurting laughing. I needed a good laugh, so thanks for providing. It was quality content.

[@PotatoSofi]

She went so high, her screech went all the way around and became negative.

[@valkyrieowl]

uber and lyft are just gacha games, you never know who you might get a 3 star crazy driver or a 5 star nice guy

[@FSSmash]

That's a great way of putting it yeah

[@anti-stressbot8867]

Never let the bad people talk you into doing what they want you to do!

[@Evan.280]

I’ve never had any issues thankfully but sometimes I wish I got that wacky goofy one at least once

[@masrr3678]

What the hell is a gacha game

[@coolestburrito3487]

@@masrr3678 I don’t want to call you stupid, but seriously?

[@timothyalexanderlewis]

The inflatable clown is not in the passenger seat it is in fact in the drivers seat

[@cinnamonsunshine9653]

Banger comment

[@XxShadowsPrimexX]

I was in a uber and the guy was high as balls. He had some binaural beats playing and would close his eyes and meditate at the red light.

[@markymark443]

She even had the Karen haircut to boot. I was half expecting her to ask to speak to his manager.

[@nitrocharge2404]

Now he's gotta story to tell his grandchildren about. The time a gremlin-elephant crossbreed nearly killed him before dumping him on the interstate

[@nathanstuart9267]

BASHURVERSE DESERVED IT FOR BEING UNVACCINATED RIP BOZO LOL 😂🤣🤣 kzbin.info/www/bejne/iJDIiYR3hph7a68

[@energydragon1147]

🤣🤣

[@arnoldc7585]

I took an Uber once at around 10 PM and the Uber driver was so high that confessed wanting to kill his wife and how he would’ve done it if it wasn’t because she found out and called the police. He said that she found the bag that he was gonna use to suffocate her and found inside gloves, a knife and rope (apparently, he had already threatened her to do it this way). Then, out of nowhere he takes out a bag and says “a bag like this” and looked at me with a smile. We were in the middle of nowhere when he said it. I genuinely thought that I was going to die that day.

[@ADogNamedStay]

LMFAO

[@daphenomenalz4100]

God :0 Glad he didn't hurt u

[@daphenomenalz4100]

@@ADogNamedStay what's so funny about that

[@kevinc.cucumber3697]

That’s why you bring a piece with you everywhere man

[@idk-ml4yt]

@@daphenomenalz4100 he’s laughing in excitement that he didn’t die

[@AKAK-rh7lr]

3:44 : I’m actually crying of laughter. I stepped on a frog once when I was a kid and the sound she makes is indistinguishable.

[@noobgamersland8189]

plot twist :- The uber driver driving charlie was working as an agent for "one uber prophecy"

[@snr.froggymooopew7781]

She sounds like Cartman when they’re trying to get him his shots.

[@kaj7135]

Reeeee REEEEEEEE *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

[@ashleyashley9405]

😂😂😂

[@tsundear1731]

@@kaj7135 C'MERE BOY!

[@setsers1]

XDDDD

[@ethank-l4930]

is that from the most recent season

[@FrostyFin]

She put the crime scene tape all over her car because her driving was criminally bad.

[@joel.759]

"balls of pure adamantium" lmaoooo 3:03

[@Tabth3778]

He's honestly safer on the side of the road than in her car

[@TehWhiteTiger]

Its terrifying people like this are allowed behind a wheel.

[@ballsdeep9400]

This chick almost crashed trying to reach back

[@haitex6296]

K racist

[@Jack-zt1sr]

@@haitex6296 No u.

[@haitex6296]

@Economics k

[@haitex6296]

@Economics racist?

[@koob6747]

My worst experience with lift was after I left Epcot my mom and I didn’t want to park so we took a lyft and our driving was falling asleep behind the wheel swerving lanes and then started snorting something to keep himself awake, 100% top 3 scariest moments of my life

[@koob6747]

Driver*

[@andreuskassotis1079]

Holy shit

[@jjanggulane]

that's crazy man

[@beautyandtheoffbeats]

Bro

[@101whoisthis]

This like the beginning of a movie “Karen gets a job”

[@jeagerzbomb9924]

This lady's screeches sound exactly like a pug trying to bark.

[@Cruto94]

She deserves all the stars in my opinion. Clearly this was part of a dark tourism experience.

[@gang12325]

Or a fat 1 star

[@haitex6296]

K racist?

[@gang12325]

@@haitex6296 who?

[@Cruto94]

@@gang12325 His mom

[@kusanagi-no-tachi5303]

@@gang12325 Scheiße

[@weebsquit347]

That lady is a living bob-omb. Her fuse almost reached the exploding point.

[@flugelchannel237]

Nice pfp

[@Michael7R]

Ah I can tell by your profile picture you're a man of culture as well

[@kevinc.cucumber3697]

You disrespected Futaba with that pfp buddy.

[@scottbecker4367]

@@kevinc.cucumber3697 what's wrong with the pfp?

[@beansteak9892]

@@scottbecker4367 derpixion

[@sebc3129]

Karen's throat was dry and she screeched so hard she almost lost her voice.

[@Ar1AnX1x]

"that's about it, cya" Jesus after a one night stand

[@antwonmartinez8520]

I was staying in a hotel in San Francisco and we wanted to go to the beach and got a Lyft. We got in the mans car and my mom was halfway in the car when he started stepping on the gas almost dropping my mom. (She was also pregnant) Then the guy took like 2 hours to get to the beach (wasn’t even 30 mins away). My mom got charged like $70 for the ride. My mom called Lyft and got her money back and also got that mf fired.

[@daphenomenalz4100]

Was she fine?

[@antwonmartinez8520]

@@daphenomenalz4100 yeah she fine she just got hella scared

[@bonfist7277]

Your first mistake was being in San Francisco

[@AK-nc4ul]

@@antwonmartinez8520 your story reminds me of an encounter I had with a French taxi cab driver and my own mother in Paris once. He did the same but we couldn't really do much...

[@edorpostma2074]

How tf do you get "half pregnant"?

[@dkg2006]

I find it crazy that people are still so insane that Charlie has to censor the license plate to prevent harassment

[@VanTesla]

Given this video is out and by some people report been on local news. The driver most definitely lost any job/career in Lyft of similar sharing service. Also if given to police she definitely got a ticket or at least a warning and a now marked for any later issues if involved. So outside of say possibly suspending license temporarily or retaking drivers license as a punishment. The fool has damaged themselves enough.

[@phoenixtrite5068]

@You have to know No one cares

[@DankoleClouds]

@You have to know Get out of here with your damn Isis recruitment videos.

[@Prince_Squirp]

He shouldve done that anyway tf

[@cyanbug3021]

@@phoenixtrite5068 what was the video about

[@davidemmert7234]

that lady was about to hit the medium

[@unknowngang223]

“THE BALLS ON THIS GUY”

[@dr.z1657]

This is why I _NEVER_ put anything in the trunk of a ride share or cab and always low key record the entire time. His first tip off to just immediately walk away should have been the blow up doll in the passenger seat instead of a sign stuck to the window that says no passengers up front. Jesus.

[@dandy10195]

the doll is probably there to make it look like there are two passengers so she can use the hoa lane and speed even more lmao

[@matthewmcconaghy-shanley144]

Wise words Dr. Z

[@DrakeOola]

Nothing wrong with a halloween decoration in the front passenger seat. If anything it's more polite than a 'passive aggressive' sounding sign. Could come off a lot worse if there wasn't any indication and they just abruptly tell you to sit in the back, would seem more personal but this way lets you know it's the same rule for everybody.

[@bonfist7277]

@@DrakeOola I’d be more pissed to see some shit occupying a seat to keep me from sitting there than to be politely asked, “may you please sit in the back seat instead.”

[@username4735]

@@bonfist7277 why would you be pissed? Either is polite Jesus lol

[@JohnDoe-uf3lj]

That passenger took it like a fucking champ. Props to him for being so polite.

[@coach1357]

fr

[@EpsteinKilla69]

I was on the toilet watching this video and can confirm her squealing helped me shit myself.

[@wetspaghetti]

Really appreciated stuck in the middle with you on the radio

[@drysoup3017]

If Charlie compliments you, you're an accomplished person

[@dynamitena]

In only one month you’ve been able to comment 440 times on one channel holy shit

[@drysoup3017]

@@dynamitena uh..

[@nathanaeljordan6210]

@@dynamitena he be grinding

[@JustAGuy85]

@@dynamitena Kid needs those likes.

[@MOCCHA101]

No

[@CHloE748]

Oh HEEEEELLLL NO! She doesn’t deserve just to be permanently banned, she deserves jail WTF

[@mauriciomagalhaes181]

Amen

[@kcirred1029]

She gonna get shot one day if she keeps that up

[@SlabzNBangers]

It's amazing how little these companies vet their chauffeurs. If this psycho can get a job with them, whose to say human traffickers don't work for these companies and are able to case the homes of their fares. I've met nicer cab drivers at 2am in the depths of North Philly.

[@dopesickdog]

oh it happens... stalkers will get a Lyft job just in case they end up getting a request from their victim. think MrBallen did a story on that, very sad

[@TheBakedBaker]

When she steps out with no shoes, I knew what was truly goin on.

[@fistofjustice13]

This is no joking matter, Karen's are now evolving into Lyft drivers. They work with the manager now.

[@excruciatingorgasm9976]

Oh god

[@sploog]

and then they evolve into the manager and end civilization

[@fistofjustice13]

@@sploog We are returning to Monke, whether we want to or not.

[@The.Original.Potatocakes]

No! That’s a sjw

[@jan-mg5ug]

@@The.Original.Potatocakes lmao def not

[@windowstaskmanager5349]

I guess even being a millitary spouse doesn't pay Karen's bills

[@valoressbqiskrnrjbx5025]

please dont tell me thats what she was... please dont tell me shes a spouse to another human being. Let alone, a honorable person like one currently serving.

[@ricksanchez1079]

@@valoressbqiskrnrjbx5025 I'd like to think that the higher enlisted would know better then to marry, that. That just mean that some poor private has to deal with that. I don't know which is worse.

[@Nowhennowherenoworry]

If he came back after that, he would divorce.

[@Taterisstig]

Onetime the Uber driver I was with told me in very graphic detail about a three-way he had with his gf and her friend.

[@idcthatyourup]

I like how the lyft passenger probably fully went into this knowing what was gonna happen and is willing to die for his suitcase, absolutely gotta love a life threatened recorder

[@dylanfarris7647]

I always wonder how people have fucked their lives up so much that they have to regress into pigs to survive.

[@colmodriscoll6883]

Regress into pigs to survive 😂

[@chadschmaltz9790]

I figure that they are descendents of the pigs from Animal Farm who learned to imitate humans.

[@exhydraboy2429]

@@chadschmaltz9790 name checks out

[@cacomelon4768]

3:58 she transformed into donald duck for a second.

[@Wupazz]

I was lucky to be on the toilet when that brown note came out.

[@LovelyQueenLynn]

for anyone wondering she was fired from lyft

[@junjiito337]

Her getting banned from Lyft is nothing how isn’t there charges against her

[@engihere5434]

People are stupid

[@720pLyrics]

There*

[@deltashot5608]

because even the jail doesnt want her

[@a_sconefield]

charlie, I wasn't ready for that surprise instant replay and I shit myself. you owe me a pair of pants and a gaming chair

[@Is_It_]

kzbin.info-TNXtkwZKn4?feature=share😇

[@DrakeOola]

He did warn you about the brown note before replaying it. Unfortunate but you should've listened to the warnings...

[@nervousgreg]

I love that Charlie always finds a way to incorporate Mr. Krabs into his commentary somehow.

[@O_Obsidious]

funniest part is, you can actually get a hefty ticket for driving barefoot

[@catsaregamers8015]

Meanwhile I'm thinking, why don't I have any wacky stories. *Realizing I don't go outside*

[@Is_It_]

kzbin.info-TNXtkwZKn4?feature=share😧

[@Shazoo1997]

I mean, yah kinda? Maybe? Probably.

[@altervisi7748]

"I'm also filming everything, so we have two angles on how stupid I am" lmaooooooo

[@jravell]

”I’m sorry he hurt you, but I’m not him.”

[@pingviinsofficial]

This lady vs that guy who shouted "GET OUT OF MY CAAAAR NOOOOOW" An unstoppable force vs an immovable object

[@m3taphyz1kal]

I once got in the wrong car after getting off the T in Boston , I laughed, she laughed and she decided to drive me to my rooming house because she thought it was the funniest thing to happen. Tbh, that’s likely an insanely dangerous situation to be in

[@m3taphyz1kal]

Boston is a strange city and a phenomenal city to live in

[@daphenomenalz4100]

:0 Imagine she was a robber

[@Man_in_a_Gucci_Suit]

Was she hot tho?

[@that_dude7268]

I feel like this driver could do a crazy Naruto impression she literally has the same voice as the voice actress

[@negljbreakergaming]

Believe it!

[@IYB]

Always so hilarious when someone says theyre recording too after doing something stupid.

[@pewpercman]

the more she screamed the quieter she got 😂😂😂😂