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[@WorstPremadeEver]

Hey you, heard you like livestreams.. be sure to check out the livestream archive where all the unedited WPE livestreams live! kzbin.info - ENJOY!

[@foxeuking6688]

hey can yall play some more terraria? because there has been a few new updates.

[@ClashClash89]

say what you want but roleplaying pac-man while driving seems amusing to me. just stay away from acid or you might find yourself chasing after "colorful ghosts" in the pedestrian zone or over the sidewalk or something regretable

[@dr.bright6272]

Wow Ellis went on a rant there at the end

[@egg2gegg]

Give. Your editor. A raise. That last part is peak comedy

[@darkdruidsvale]

curious what their being paid atm honestly XD

[@rewto5131]

@@darkdruidsvale what ever it is it's not enough, purely based on the last part

[@darkdruidsvale]

@@rewto5131 agreed XD

[@V1ctorTrophies]

They edit themselves. Nick helps too, but they still all help.

[@egg2gegg]

@@V1ctorTrophies Actually, pretty sure they announced that they got a dedicated editor, and even mentioned the editor at the end, no?

[@jacobzehner2004]

“The hallway of fun” That is the staircase to hell gabby

[@comsky4251]

Nah it’s the stairway to heaven

[@Scufflegrit]

The staircase of sloppy seconds

[@Grahaminations]

The Corridor of Cu- Ehhhhh... Second thoughts.

[@ethang6735]

@@Grahaminations which then becomes the crusty corridor after a few days of drying...

[@designationc6042]

Every time Ellis makes a joke about caths IBS I just sit there and wait for cath to come in and slap him 😂

[@kodymachande7842]

6:36 that is really cute

[@sardsvib]

"that was supposed to be a secret, Jake! You just told like 300 people!" Well, Gabby, I have bad news for you.

[@nonya8562]

Getting water from the tap lol. The white lines with the car......Ms Pacman! Whomp whomp whomp whomp whomp

[@FrankWest420]

i wont lie… i do the exact same thing gabby does with the tap. also the end of the video “F*ck off and let me enjoy *tickling the pickle* byeeee!”

[@twichee247]

You pretend to pump the water like the old days? That’s fuckin adorable! At work I pretend I’m still driving my semi truck, like, shifting and clutching and making the vrooooooom noises 😅 nobody can hear me but me and it’s fun

[@Captain_vice]

What a time to pull up KZbin! Also... Elis call Cath mommy.

[@SebHaarfagre]

Gabby is playing Pac Man on/with the road, that is hilarious 🤣 We all have some guilty pleasures

[@dr.bright6272]

Alex Streaming Advice 101: don't thank people....ever

[@Gaark]

ACKCHEWALLY:... 4:28 Lyric for that line is; Don't lock the door on me. You'd kill me, face down, dead

[@JG-wg2iv]

Ngl Jake's subtitles also doing a roll got me lmao

[@kieransweeney1669]

Poor Cath, Ellis must have more candles lit in their bathroom than Westminster Abbey.

[@brantontucker6734]

I'm just gonna say this, but ellis's character at 2:03 looks JUST like Johnny dep

[@Dockboy-ie4yu]

Let me enjoy tickling the pickle Lmao

[@acidchild8333]

Went from 300 people to 660k. Poor Gabby xD

[@knightofthetime]

That ending was glorious

[@karlthorsten9118]

JAKE! You need to buy some Victorian clothes so GABBY can dress up as QUEEN VICTORIA!

[@maverick4761]

the start of the video and u can see the cave of a man on the 1st of December

[@beremilsfeed1081]

i cant be the only one who would want to see what kind of chaos they can do in Dungeon Keeper.. that game is crazy fun!

[@elcidgranada3549]

Somebody help the pickle!!!!

[@astrangeviking1742]

ooo jakes a Gojira fan thats lit

[@gothlord77]

Armed with the knowledge that Jake's favorite song is Stranded by Gojira, I am now on a quest to go for a pint with him.

[@datalysjr3339]

That- that was foul naaaah

[@paultanski-hampton928]

Yes! A new video!

[@mr.banana9434]

From the thumbnail i thought it was ghost busters

[@_eya]

video woop woop

[@ChickenJesus338]

i kinda wanna see how bad they screw each other over in magicka series

[@murphthezerker]

is the song they're quoting about halfway through stranded by gojira??

[@Cloud-Horizons]

I loved DK2 as a kid, prob spent way to much time on it tbh. It’s a shame my comp refuses to load it 😢

[@WelshGiraffa]

Another day another WPE vid of immature giggling

[@fortysvideoarchive]

I would pay for eills to dub Wheatly in portal

[@jacksmejkal1831]

i would live to hear what ellis says about horny helga, because that must be golden (sorry for my english.. i studied jonk)

[@sniperstalker3281]

I can fell the embarrassment coming from gabby and I do the car thing that gabby does.

[@makaramuss]

1:09 WTF WHY!

[@Bootysmoothie]

185k have seen your water pumping goobs

[@aneesahajam6884]

About Gabby's water tap thing... Gabby, I would have done the exact same thing if I thought about. And also, Jake finding Gabby's little Victorian water pump habbit cute was actually kind of wholesome. Also the car one made made me think of Pacman, sorry 😅

[@pastself9256]

I thought of Pacman too!! Died laughing

[@lightfinder4230]

yeah I was holding back tears at Elises impression

[@loganpregeant4134]

I have to agree with the water tap. I had one where you could do that and I did actually do it when I was little. Oh man is it nostalgic to hear about those kinda taps.

[@seekerhunts]

"You just told like, 300 people" well make it more like 80K

[@hermesl9884]

yeah that just sounds so cute

[@MrBahamutt90]

Gabby: They'll think I'm weird! Audience: Oh Gabby, that ships sailed.

[@VINCE-pp3es]

ya i mean we all thought you were weird for dating jake

[@danielcrud9345]

@@VINCE-pp3es Anything else Gabby could possibly do cannot be as weird as that

[@shiverbane9920]

The editing at the end was priceless

[@Sniper_4_Life]

What do you mean by editing. It was 100% definitely unedited, just like the text in the upper left corner said.

[@TheRealTerranMarine]

Actual and factual

[@SenKichita]

​@@Sniper_4_Lifetell me what sarcasm is

[@anugget6110]

Okay that ending with the reconstructed Ellis line was golden, I really hope someone out there has made a compilation of editing out of context moments

[@Ariou016]

And now the entirety of youtube knows how Gabby gets her water from the tap. Whoops!

[@TheSegert]

uhm.... and that is a problem? What is wrong with water from the tap?

[@cinnestro]

@@TheSegert I don't remember if it's true or not but I think some places have bad tap water.

[@wait3913]

Yeah people outside America do that normally. At least mostly.

[@razier5299]

@@wait3913 There is quite a lot of countries who don't have good tap besides the US so chill

[@wait3913]

@@razier5299 No offense intended

[@lukestarford7608]

This is one of the best video from this channel. Normally I expect Rage, swear, argument and Innuendos. But this video was oddly wholesome and I love it for some reason.

[@Manu-ct9uz]

"Come on. I want to judge." - Ellis 2022 I am definitely going to use that.

[@prismatixthehumanperson6184]

Only Jonk would mistakenly create Andrew Tate trying to make Jeff Bezos in a character customization.

[@goldenhate6649]

To be fair, Andrew Tate is probably the better human considering he doesn't run literal sweat shops, abusing thousands of workers by working them to the bone until they quit from exhaustion or get fired because they had to take a leak and supporting literal crimes against humanity with absolutely no remorse. Not saying I like tate, of Mr. Bezos is hardly a good person at any level.

[@Khazandar]

In an attempt to imitate great evil, he imitated even greater evil. xD

[@JuFu1110]

that wasn't andrew tate, his character had something that resembled a chin :D

[@sigvarda4529]

I never thought I'd see the day.

[@cyanide7270]

Oddly enough i thought he was going to start going on and on about family being the only thing that matters.

[@Daergarz]

Ok, Gabby being Ms Pacman in the car is... let's call it adorable as well, right?

[@darkdruidsvale]

also kinda relatable if im being honest, when i was playing mario kart double dash a few years ago whenever i got board i did some really random stuff

[@kuruzsloorig278]

No.

[@heheheha_armadillo]

This game is really fun on its own, but you 3 made it 10x better

[@xanderjames8682]

Sidelining alex?

[@deontaeavila3514]

@@xanderjames8682 always

[@heheheha_armadillo]

@xander james I didn't know he was gonna be there, plus I was like 1 min in the vid

[@TheDestroyer354]

I have to know, what joke did Ellis make about his mom? I'm both horrified and eager to learn what it was.

[@floofissleeping7904]

same

[@theghettohuitzilopochtli0707]

I love the unedited speech at the end so much, I almost choked because I was laughing so hard.

[@Cheynise]

Hearing the lil story about how Gabby uses the tap for water is honestly adorable! And Im sure the 300 people on chat during that stream - and now the whole internet - will agree. Actually, anything Gabby does is darn cute and Jake is lucky to have her.

[@TheSegert]

How the hell did jake get her? that makes me wonder?

[@Cheynise]

@@TheSegert i dunno 🤷‍♀For all we know is Gabby just fell into his arms in a cute way and that's how Jonk found her and got smitten. Literally at eye length not arm's length. XD jk

[@kuruzsloorig278]

It isnt adorable. Weird? Yes. Cringe? Absolutely. Anoying? Most of the time. Basically from our group, i am the only one left who follows this channel. Both the old and new potentials hate her character. Doesnt help the case that if she is near Jake, he switches into full idiot mode, witch isnt funny if constant. Ohw, and no. Jake isnt the lucky one. Its the opposite.

[@Cheynise]

@@kuruzsloorig278 Ok killjoy. Whatever you say.

[@wumbosaurus9121]

@@kuruzsloorig278 Jesus christ dude touch grass, did she murder your dog or something?

[@dr.bright6272]

Gabby's water tap thing is hilarious and I know several people who do the same thing

[@hkdxforsaken]

Being an American it's nice to watch y'alls videos while I eat breakfast. Keep up the good work guys!

[@spencertang5155]

That hasn’t been any less true on my end.

[@Kromosios]

Being French, It's also nice to watch their videos while eating breakfast. I may have overslept XD

[@bellumdorf3360]

how much of your breakfast have you lost over the course of the video?

[@AHSValor]

It's hard enough for you to not get shot, raped, or otherwise beaten. Impressive that you can manage to sit down for breakfast

[@hkdxforsaken]

@@AHSValor You're having a bad day I see

[@VedaVolt]

Okay, but hearing that Jake loves Gojira has made my day, Stranded is a great song.

[@Rubzosaurus]

It did the same for me! I was like, hey those are familiar lyrics

[@asherreaper9484]

the secrets were both cute, gave me the idea of being an airhead. the second one was a lil more weird but still cute

[@target4all766]

Agree to that😂👍

[@ИльяВитцев]

osaka moment

[@frenchie_maple]

That was an epic video hahaha! You guys should always edit Ellis's speeches

[@crazymus_pride]

Gab story's and the edit in the end deserve more than a like 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TheSegert]

What did they say about ellis his mom? at 3:28 ?

[@cloudeddesires5484]

The whole time gabby was telling her stories just had me laughing and smiling so much my cheeks hurt. It’s honestly so sweet and heartwarming to hear about her adorable quirks. Plus the chance to hear her atomic wheeze is always the best.

[@spk1121]

Agreed 😁👍

[@CrazyVicious777]

Stop spreading lies about Andrew Tate, he's not a massive misogynist....he's an enormous one !

[@oddbunchyeet28]

Almost had me rage comment there XD

[@TheShadami]

Gabby, the water thing is absolutely adorable!!

[@DJ52629M]

Ellis calls the white line eating part insane, meanwhile my imagination came up with Gabby pretending to be Mrs. Packman. 😂

[@jamesbernadette6216]

I am happy to announce that now over 46k ppl know about your Victorian antics with a tab, Gabby. And we all assure you, that is very cute.

[@Goku61394]

At the 3:20 mark, what joke did Ellis make 👀👀

[@markmcilyvee]

I’m so very pleased to find out Jake is a fan of Gojira 🎉🎉

[@TheKaydn06]

Honestly, I'm just laughing at the part where Ellis is talking about 'getting railed' out of context but then he is getting railed because it's out of context.

[@Weirdbrit]

Everyone that shits on Andrew Tate and Jeff Bezos is a friend of mine. Just earned a like^^

[@Weirdbrit]

Oh yeah, and you are wrong Ellis

[@FinnaPassAway]

Fucking "Tickling the pickle" took me out🤣🤣🤣

[@lol4468]

How much did the editor get payed for the last bit?

[@TheSegert]

10p

[@drslime7377]

I'm sorry, that last line caught me off guard. "Tickling the pickle?"

[@DramaticFlora]

Gabby isn't allowed to have a genuine desire for constructive critism! This is the internet. People are just suppose to complain about how bad everything is while making no effort to make things better

[@romarudarkeyes]

I love that when the tap story punchline hits, the gunfire stops and the background noise of the video goes virtually silent

[@Deas-Mhumhna]

Its irritating how they makes jokes geared towards an adult audience on an adult channel and it still gets demonitized. KZbin is really falling from grace. Someone fire the CEO already.🙄

[@dzbanek4971]

This completely NOT edited ending, right after Ellis' speech about cutting out of context was lovely. It made me tickling the pickle.

[@e.t.c.5836]

2:28 laughs in 14 year old

[@linlink1206]

The water thing actually sounds so adorable, while also being absolutely hilarious to imagine

[@thomaspurol9322]

That water pump thing was genuinely adorable and I can completely empathize

[@Matpit18]

As much as we all may give Jake for how much of a prick he is, at least he’s not an absuive misogynist like Andrew Tate. Just remember, guys. It could always be worse.

[@dangerbirb4981]

Ellis used to collect persian rugs as a teenager. He has no leg to stand on when it comes to being normal.

[@corrandye1771]

At 3:30 in when Ellis makes a joke gone wrong, I've never heard Alex say no to anything like that XDDDD

[@terraria43]

what was the joke?

[@DemTacs]

Here is a German-Farmers-Rule-Humor. : Wenn der Bauer am Morgen wankt. War er abends wieder im Spirituosenschrank. Roughly translated: If in the morning the farmer's step is wonky. The night before he was p***-out drunk like a donkey.

[@Karthos1000]

When it comes to facts.... I will find myself repeating what I was taught when I was younger. But as I get older, that stuff becomes less and less accurate. When I was in biology, for example, classification from most broad to least broad was Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species. Now there's "Domain" that's even broader, and then suddenly there isn't, then Kingdom and Domain switch places... and Pluto's not a planet, now it's a dwarf planet, now it's an icy planetoid, but now it's a dwarf planet again. And of course, stuff I see on the various educational channels often include a healthy dose of urban legend that I repeat, and somebody looks up on snopes and it turns out I WAS LIED TO. I like to know what's true, but it's still kinda embarrassing to be wrong, even when it's not my fault. Like this one National Geographic Channel special on the desert talked about these spiders that would creep up on you if you were sleeping in the open and inject venom so you couldn't feel them, then eat your face away and rest inside it because it was a warm spot in the cold desert. Turns out that's (thankfully) an urban legend, but a scientist who knows what he's talking about told the story during a National Geographic documentary series. So I believed it for YEARS.

[@Shadowbanex93]

the car engine sound at 1:16 cracked me up xD

[@billyjdonut]

Wow, can't believe Elis said that about jake at the end there. What a jerk

[@Hunterthefunny]

I subbed to see this stupid funny group of fun people (excluding Ellis) play stupid games. What if y’all played gang beasts

[@redlove108]

"you just told 300 people" *Checks views* nearly 400k and counting... 🤣

[@unavailable1092]

47 seconds ago

[@kelmirosue3251]

Damn, I think you got me by like, 1 second. Well done XD

[@unavailable1092]

@@kelmirosue3251 I'm just a loyal fan, and click on as soon as it pops up but thanks

[@sharki5274]

ok, why the hell did i think you were playing a ghostbusters game at the very start of this? I mean the white suit and the giant backpack

[@Foxymorris9236]

0:23 even battling guns do that too even the ones on the U.S. Air Force, they sound like what you mimic the mushing gun pistol did

[@danielcardell7930]

I believe that the song they are talking about at 04:30 is Gojira - stranded

[@Shadowolf1181]

You just told like 300 people.... then uploaded it to youtube now almost double that know.

[@HiddenWindshield]

When I was growing up, my grandmother's house actually had one of those hand pumps for the kitchen sink. The house was inside the city limits and had actual running water in the bathroom, so I'm not exactly sure why the kitchen had to be different. My guess is that it was a really old house and the bathroom was added later, and they didn't feel the need to run a pipe to the kitchen when the well worked perfectly well.

[@RealRequiem]

Well spoken

[@mustardmustachepenguin]

I do the same thing with the white lines as Gabby when in the car. Hearing I said like that made me realise it is a bit weird, isn't it?

[@Castoridae]

Dungeon Keeper!! I've been playing it as well again the past few days. It's the first game I played as a kid and introduced me to gaming ^^ Will always be one of my all time favourites. I didn't think I could like you guys any more than I already did, but there you went and did it. Saw a bit more of the conversation on the livestream archive. Jake when you're playing DK gold on GOG, in game you can hit CTRL + F12 to increase the fps in game, it boosts the cycles by 5000 for each ctrl + f12, and you can hit ctrl + f11 to decrease it. This way you can play it on the higher resolution version.

[@Blackraven6]

7:40 I mean... I'm watching the stream archive, so I see the full vids. It doesn't matter THAT much, that it's cut out. It's not like Ellis can't admit his wrong, it's more among the lines of him making "just his opinion" sound more like "he knows for sure". But meh, I don't really care. I got used to this through these years. Just a part of his personality.

[@TheSegert]

I mean he got the silencer and suppressor thing wrong for sure.

[@king_zapp]

Oh Jake told a LOT more than just 300 people....

[@qd7260]

I'll be honest.. I do the line eating thing as well sometimes

[@tematoflakes]

i had no idea jake liked gojira! they fuckin rock dude

[@justneb1995]

Ellis couldn't be more wrong

[@Baor_8]

as I watch 4:20 were they say it is demonetis comes immediately a ad for me. So I would say no... surprisingly.

[@crumbs8533]

Yep