Would You Get A Harry Potter Tattoo | Tattoo Fails

[@portabledoc9978]

The coverup tattoo of the Swastika tattoo is another Nazi homage with Windows88. 88 is shorthand for HH, the first H is Heil. Sick stuff.

[@MurphysLawyer99]

Came here to say the same. Not a personal growth thing, just a different dogwhistle that will maybe go unnoticed with more people than the swastika

[@ABirdWithNoName]

I wondered about that. Glad someone else noticed.

[@rinkuraku5251]

Yeah, if this was a person who genuinely changed, great for them. But the 88 shows no, they were just trying to be more subtle, but still believed it.

[@hawkeyescoffee6399]

I thought the 88 was already there, and they then added the "windows" at the same time as the "cover up" attempt because it was the only thing they could come up with. They either have an infection or an allergic reaction to the I know or second skin or whatever the used over it. But that makes it hard to tell if the 88 was done at the same time or not. I do hope they have changed their ways. But if they have it makes me sad that they made such a mess in an attempt to cover it. Especially when there are some tattoo artists out there who will do amazing cover ups for free, as long as you are genuine in your growth.

[@hollystop]

Sick in a bad way*

[@thecraziestcrayon]

Tattoos like this are just teaching me to not let an artist freehand. You see the sketch before they put it on you. Don't cheap out on something that's gonna be on you forever

[@HumbleWooper]

^ I'll add to this, don't feel bad to say no (politely) if a sketch isn't up to the standard you want. Even if it means losing a deposit for the work they've done drawing it up. 99% of artists who are this far off from being able to match a reference pic know it, and if they're any sort of professional they'll accept your refusal gracefully. (Especially if you don't fight them on the deposit.) "Wasting" a deposit is better than losing the money and time it'd take to get the thing removed or covered later.

[@idyllwildchild]

Cats sometimes purr because they're trying to regulate their distress.......

[@PossumMedic]

😩 *THIS!*

[@Chrys4l1s]

I'm gonna do that to regulate stress too now

[@kuki2800]

@@Chrys4l1s so real lol

[@StonerWeeb]

me frfr

[@thatotherted3555]

I was thinking maybe Apollo just likes the attention

[@Resilient_Sage88]

Not me shaking my head in horror at Shaaba's optimistic guess of the 'first kiss' paragraph being about a husband. 🤣 Also the 88 doesn't make that cover up better because it's a common code amongst people who would get the original tattoo in the first place which absolutely sucks as a 1988 baby 😩

[@LittleKittiesBigWorld]

Yeah I was just about to comment this so they're aware, 88 is a code for heil Hitler (the letter H being the 8th in the alphabet). I hope Jamie and Shaaba see this ❤ (but guys please don't feel bad, it's not your fault you didn't know)

[@animeartist888]

I wasn't born in 88, I just like the number. Basically all of my account names have "88" in them somewhere and I am SO ANGRY that it's become a hate symbol.

[@manaash4316]

As a fellow 1988 baby, I feel this. Glad I never did an email address with my birth year when I was young and didn't know any better 😂

[@princesskatarina351]

Just imagine people born on the 8th of August, '88. 😮 And what it they were born 8 minutes after 8 am!

[@Sailor_Enchantix]

I got a really good tip from an Uber driver about getting a tattoo for a partner or whomever. She said don’t do names, do something that represents them. For her, she got her partner’s favorite Pokémon.

[@akitokutikabanae7010]

It could be their favorite flower or something like that too ! That's way sweeter and more original too ! I love the idea

[@sonnentausnest]

A friend and her ex did something similar. They didn't tattoo their names, they took a design they both liked and had two variations of it, one for each. After they broke up she said that she was still okay with the tattoo, as she knew her ex wasn't wearing the exact same one. It represented a phase in her life that he shared, but it was *her* tattoo and she didn't feel the need to cover it.

[@seajay632]

More people regret HP tattoos than transitioning! ❤❤❤❤

[@latronqui]

So true

[@gozerthegozarian9500]

Facts!

[@syn8781]

frr tho 😂

[@yoonahkang7384]

Lol. Im gonna send this to jk. She still doesnt block me

[@lelalu101]

OMG

[@bookishnewt8468]

I think that Brad Pitt tattoo killed Shaaba for a sec 😂 Wonderful reaction

[@merank0rii]

The person getting the Windows cover up didn’t change their mind at all. 88 is a popular dog whistle for n4zis, because the 8th letter in the alphabet is an H. And so you get a popular phrase in n4zi Germany…

[@SandraLugn-nc1rk]

88 also look like SS.

[@Hvision0000]

another is 14, stay alert people

[@ezekielehrlick1066]

​@@Hvision0000 What does 14 mean?

[@Hvision0000]

@ezekielehrlick1066 i forget the exact words, but google would help more than i

[@prageruwu69]

announcing that in a week i'll finally go to the endocrinologist. i had my blood tested and the results were perfectly fine, can't wait. 🤙 i'll finally be on t in like a few weeks give or take. edit: lol whoops those "few weeks" were ONE week, because i'm on t now.

[@dog.motif.]

moral orel pfp omgg

[@reijustrei]

Ayo congrats man I wish you luck!

[@dannyfoxboi]

YOOOO!! That's awesome! My own consultation is in a couple days.

[@semperfi818]

Wonderful news re HRT! May everything go well for you in this, my friend.

[@daddydeadly3428]

We hope it gives you all the attention you so obviously crave.

[@danilarsson8685]

I hate to break it to you both, but the Notsee tattoo is not a true cover-up, it's just camouflage so that anyone not in the know won't immediately notice it. The fact that it says Windows 88 is what gives it away, because there's no such thing as Windows 88, but 88 is a Notsee dogwhistle. Dude is not moving on from a bad stage in his life, he's just trying to make it less obvious. Fighting Fascism is a full-time job! - Lt. Shaxs

[@DoeiDenise]

Love how concered Shaaba was with making sure she wouldn't be mean. She's such an angel.

[@CaseyGraesser]

I had to add a bit of extra information about the "Windows 88" cover-up. 88 is a symbol on par with what was being covered up, as the eighth letter of the alphabet is H. Two Hs in a row have a very specific meaning to people. Unfortunately, this is not growth on the part of the poster, but simply hiding their allegiance a bit better.

[@aroacecreature]

About tattoos, I remember when my sister went to get a Harry Potter tattoo I was so, so pissed with her because, at that time, HP used to be MY thing, I was the "original" fan in our family, she just tagged along. And I didn't had the money to do a tattoo. Nowadays I remember this moment and think "I really dodged a bullet" 😅

[@HobieInTheBox]

LMAO good for you 😂 I would be horrified looking back

[@EmmaLee-cw8fo]

What are those flags in your pfp? Srry this is kinda off topic, but I’m genuinely curious.

[@wild_wolfboy]

the first one is oriented aroace, no idea on the second one

[@aroacecreature]

@@EmmaLee-cw8fo Oriented aroace and Enbyflux. It's okay to ask 😁

[@aroacecreature]

​@@EmmaLee-cw8foOriented aroace and Enbyflux. It's okay to ask 😁

[@cryptid_deity]

I feel the need to inform you both that Gandalf with boobs is a meme and has a name: it's called Gandalf Big Naturals, in case you want more of it in your life

[@gozerthegozarian9500]

I've seen very, um, gifted ladies do Gandalf Big Naturals as a cosplay.

[@penguinpinata]

with the hate symbol , a common dogwhistle is 88 , and thats the number of the windows version they chose . they still have the same views theyre just trying to be more subtle after backlash is my guesz

[@merech2812]

Windows 88 in that cover up tells me that person did not change ttheir opinion, they just try to hide it more, I guess. Check the eighth letter of the alphabet and you see why.

[@bookishnewt8468]

Another key detail is while windows began in the 80s the company never put out a version labeled 88. That tattoo is full of yikes 😬

[@PansyPops]

Yeah I saw the 88 and recognised the dogwhistle. It’s such a shoddy job too, did they really have to use such a well-known dogwhistle? Even 18 would be better hidden since less people know it. Edit- I know it’s not really the point. Nobody should have such strong evil views to be comfortable enough to tattoo it onto their skin. But just being so obvious and low quality, I hope it’s fake/trolling

[@lostinmymind8147]

Yikes

[@borealernadelwald]

Yeah, was coming down here to say something similar. While I'm always happy for people that cover up any hateful tattoos (some tattoo artists even do coverups of those for cheaper/free!) this one isn't very wholesome at all, sadly.

[@TyphinHoofbun]

Oh wow, I was so used to thinking 98 that I didn't even notice it. Yeah, yikes. Definitely "I'm getting attacked for having this, I need something that still lets people know I'm a raging monster without people being able to hate me on sight for it."

[@Junosensei]

Opening of the video, Jammi is like "welcometothvidoidnobghgbwawawa" and Shaaba is like "bwa" and Jammi is like "bwa" and I'm like, "Here on the right, folks, is the queer folk enclosure. As you can see, they are communicating with each other using strange vocal noises. Is it a mating ritual? Or maybe territorial aggression? We don't know. Studies are still ongoing."

[@Link-dx1lx]

For the eye tattoo, honestly if the tattoo artist is willing to (try to) copy an existing tattoo design that's a big red flag. Don't ask for someone else art, it's bad etiquette. And if a tattoo artist offers to copy someone, go somewhere else.

[@33melonpaws77]

Yes, isn't it better to check local tattooist's portfolios and find someone doing a similar style? "Hey I'm after a colour tattoo with a make-up eye and a galaxy background, I've seen you do both those elements really well" point to THEIR portfolio examples "Can we do something like that for me?" Bring your own basic sketch as a guideline and see what the artist draws up for you. Don't bring in someone else's work and be like "ink this, you human printer", 'cause you're insulting both tattoo artists involved. At best they'll agree and give you an identical copy of art that belongs to someone else's skin, but what's most likely is you'll be getting an inferior piece. Because if the copying artist doesn't care about stealing, it means they have no reputation (skills, style, standards) to uphold, and chances are they won't care about what they do to your skin either. If the tattooist doesn't care, beware, beware, beware!

[@emilyjohn2034]

Even if you ignore that the artist should know their capabilities and be honest about not being able to do something outside of their ability

[@hypoaktivnaovca]

19:00 Considering that says Windows 88 under the thing, I don't think the person really cares that much about covering that particular symbol. 🤔

[@John_Weiss]

37:04 For those not in the know: Semicolon tattoos on the wrist are a thing that people who survived an unaliving-attempt will sometimes get.

[@sonnentausnest]

And the place of the dot would make sense to cover up a scar. I hope that person is doing well.

[@binglemarie42]

I'd like to add my two cents to the doody stain vs period stain debate. I can see what Shaaba is saying about us looking at the front of the undies (pants), and I've gotten high period stains like that when I placed a pad too far back, or just didn't wear one that was long enough to cover both front and back. This would happen really easily overnight if you're a stomach sleeper.

[@Jackie_Sins]

Like Roly says, "Live your life, girl, but that was a choice."

[@KeepTheDoubleSpace]

The Jesus looks like that painting that was "restored" by a very well meaning lady, and it went viral.

[@carr0760]

When he said it reminded him of something from a movie I thought he was thinking of Voldemort. No nose.

[@gozerthegozarian9500]

@@carr0760 I thought that, too! That thing looks like Voldy on the back of Quirrel's head in the 1st film.

[@Astramity]

Genuinely concerned for the person who woke up one day and decided to get a shoe tattooed onto their foot😐

[@TransHippie]

Oh, damn my audacitea! I got to meet (briefly) Jamie and Shaaba yesterday at a book signing in Seattle. I'd like to say I had the good grace to just fangirl out like I should have, but instead I pestered Jamie about how he keeps teasing and not delivering on his "Desistence Myth" video. I'm very happy to report that the "never meet your heroes" rule does not apply to these wonderful people. They are as gracious, patient and kind in person as they seem on KZbin. Thanks guys; it was the highlight of my year so far!

[@chelled.4622]

Shaaba's energy in this video is next level LOL, her reaction to the Brad tattoo was the best. My cheeks hurt from laughing.

[@AStitchTooFar]

not sure the symbol cover up was done for the reasons we hope, 88 is a number with a certain significance

[@dasani.like.the.water.]

Exactly what I was thinking. That’s why it’s a good idea to learn about these bigots dogwhistles, gotta know your enemy

[@rachelwade5369]

It definitely is that reference. 88 isn’t a version of Windows.

[@Cindy_Hollow]

36:13 Gandalf's Big Naturals 😂 ( .)( .)

[@sonnentausnest]

Ngl, I like that one 😂

[@Rikrobat]

This is a wild video to appear on my feed when I’m getting a couple of tattoos on Tuesday. 😂

[@emmabunch-benson4795]

Jesus in a plastic bag 😂😂😂😂and the cross on the head is horrendous 😂

[@Alijussvibing]

Hey Jamie! I just wanted to say that I been watching your channel for a while now and I wanted to say thank you so much for helping me through my trans identity!! You really have no idea how much your channel means to me❤❤❤

[@kmart1396]

The way I someone from Massachusetts realized instantly that Ariel tail is meant to be CAPE COD! For those not from the States, y'know that hook looking thing that sticks out of one of the states in the North East of the USA, yeah it's that......still severely butchered when it comes to the shape of the coastline, but ummm that's 100000% Cape Cod!

[@katecallahan2528]

My dad is from Massachusetts and I as a Philadelphian saw it right away too!

[@michaelclapper6247]

For a hot minute, I was so confused why was so confident on the placement of blood. For a brief moment, I lived in a world where Jamie was cis

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Jamie and Shaaba are grumpy only while discussing red flags on the podcast lol

[@emisformaker]

Just wanna say, according to Indigenous acquaintances, it is considered foolish (at best) and offensive (at worst) to get a dreamcatcher tattoo. As I understand it, part of the function of a dreamcatcher is to capture and contain negative energy, so it's kinda weird to tattoo such a thing onto your body. Not trying to police anybody, just trying to pass along what I've been told.

[@haberjagames]

The cover up of the hate symbol is even worse when you realize it says windows 88 cause 88 is another hate thing for the same thing H being the 8th letter of the alphabet so 88 symbolizing a salute to the leader of that movement the original symbol is from.

[@AesopMain]

yippe!! shaaba jamie collab again! also it was really funny seeing the title change in front of my very eyes

[@MidoriyamaRArekusu]

16:10 the underpants one is a very… curious choice no matter how you slice it; but (and this may be slightly tmi) I felt the need to mention that if I’m sat down for a while without changing a pad, my period is actually more prone to travelling upwards to the front than down. (College used to be a nightmare as I’d be leaving with a big red patch at the front of my trousers until I finally realised that I needed to wear my pads backwards so I’d have more coverage at the front.) Yeah just saying it could be a period thing; but I feel like it’d be cool for them to reference it looking like a running person.

[@Lizzy-e8b]

Shaaba's wolf-Lego howl made my day, probably my week 😂

[@nathryl03]

Happy Pride Everyone ❤🧡💛💚💙💜This is your regular reminder that you're all awesome, beautiful and valid little spuds, just the way you are ❤🧡💛💚💙💜Love you all ❤🧡💛💚💙💜

[@keorikat7267]

Shaaba and her facial expressions this video are killing me😂

[@scarlettheart8845]

My very good friend recently came from a party completely wasted. When she woke up, we found a tattoo on her back. It was a Charmander tattoo (quite good one actually)...the thing is...she has never ever in her life watched Pokémon. Now she tells everyone that she has a tattoo of a "cartoon dinosaur" on her back (because she can never remember the name Charmander)😂😂😂

[@lelalu101]

What an absolutely wild chain of events

[@maranathaschraag5757]

the coverup that was Windows 88 is them doubling down. 8 is for the 8th latter of the alphabet - H . So 88 means HH, which is short for Heil H.... So multiple reasons to judge the person

[@014Darkness]

that way of sitting with the "TATTOO" tatto is very common for asian people to do, it's actually called "asian squat" by some people

[@thecolorjune]

Yeah I didn’t mind that tattoo

[@OssanaNajimi]

Makes me think of Josuke and Okuyasu from Jojo

[@Diamond123682]

Losing it at the zooming in on Jamie at the end every time he says "doodie". Also, I had that same reaction to "Brad Pitt". I just sent it to my fiancee.

[@EggnogTheNog]

“Why are your laces infected with fleas.” Well, that wasn’t a sentence I was expecting to hear today.

[@Blaublahblue]

The jesus tattoo looks like the Ecce Homo painting, post restauration 😂 It was a meme for a while in the mid 2010s, hence why it's so familiar 🤣

[@hiimapenguin]

"human caterpillar" that would be so much better.

[@ivyterrie356]

My friend I'm pretty sure has a "brad" pit and a "mosh" pit. Saw it years ago but I think that's what they were

[@John_Weiss]

26:29 Oh, it's _definitely_ Uncanny Valley, Jamie. That was actually my first thought. Also, monkeys don't have ears on top of their head.

[@JennaGetsCreative]

I suspect that the person who posted the "solar system" tattoo meant to say "galaxy." Everyone doing the nebula effect calls it "galaxy."

[@amanofnoreputation2164]

I actually really like the wolf one at 6:00. If you imagine a scene opening on the dramatic silhouette of the wolf in front of them moon and then cutting to the wolf's distraught expression, it is comedic _gold._ Tattoos aren't my thing, but I might actually have been proud to have that on my body.

[@seraphinasanil]

I ADHD missed when @Shaaba did the first silly tongue flick. I was just catching up and figuring out what happened when she repeated it. It punctuated it so perfectly I almost spit out my drink.

[@briankuhn_]

I love it when Jamie has his wife in his videos. They’re so funny together.

[@Pensive_Scarlet]

Ice cream girl is probably the sort of person I could get along with. That is just an impeccable sense of humor.

[@Shantari]

"The cross's armpit" is an amazing way to phrase that positioning.

[@WaterWolf.]

I got a tattoo at the beginning of the year by a great artist who had done a previous tattoo of mine, and it unfortunately blew out in a way that looked like a bruise around part of the tattoo, but she was so sorry and concerned about it and over two other sessions we found a way to cover it up at no extra cost and I love it!

[@KISSArmySoldier]

This is so funny. Should definitely do this with Roly some time. Happy Pride Month 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[@leorojas1572]

The best tattoo fail I've seen was when someone went to get "everything is fine" but got "everthing is fine"

[@metalpvke9877]

12:15 this is a classic slavic pose and judging by a beer I can confidently guess that's a "tattoo" from eastern europe

[@gretajohnson3273]

You guys are adorable!😊 Also, the tattoos 😅😮

[@MamaCat956]

39:05 it's a men in black alien reference.

[@kelpiekit4002]

Now in my head cannon for Lord of the Rings when Gandalf shows up again after the Balrog he's now sporting that chest. I mean these wizards are meant to be pretty powerful and yet we're left to believe they never used their powers to let their long, silken beards flow across magically, voluminous cleavage. Plus, it makes sense for them struggling to identify him at first. "Who is this random person in the forest?" "My eyes are up here gentlemen" "Oh, Gandalf!"

[@redlobter]

I love these two so much you people are amazing

[@MsTerkup]

I kinda love the tattoo at 38:00, he's a lil' guy piloting his body like a mech! It's a fun concept!

[@SunnyBeetle1922]

Such a cute couple… I wish you both a lifetime of love and happiness 💕❤️❤️❤️💕

[@DanielledeVreede]

I think the little driver towards the end is driving his body. I honesty kinda love it

[@nobody-dy1di]

the semicolon tattoo could’ve been covering up scars which is why it was so off center/ not aligned properly

[@jmaxmage]

Yeah, the windows "88" isn't a change in meaning for that tattoo, just making it a little less obvious.

[@oliviawolcott8351]

so.... what if they wanted to have Victim of Circumstance, instead of what they got?

[@MarcelWhy]

love this 😆

[@MxPotato84]

The way you both snorted in laughter over the Brad Pitt tattoo, had me laughing, then i saw the tattoo and i was cracking up till I couldn’t breathe. Good video of have me laughing almost to death. 🤣🤣🤣

[@PokhrajRoy.]

You guys have to collab with Roly on this.

[@stfinalwrath]

The wolf pendant tat has a very big adventure time/regular show art style lol.. I'm kinda here for it. I would absolutely allow someone to tattoo that exact tattoo on me, I think it's hilarious. That is also one of the big things about tattoos, as long as you enjoy your tattoo, that's all that really matters. I have several bad tattoos and that's ok, they're as much memories as they are bad looking tattoos. 😆

[@Suppagappa]

15:11 Did she just try to say ”ombudsman”? That’s the cutest butchering of a word since smörgåsbord!

[@Cometsarecool]

Jamie calling Shaaba "my love" gives me fuzzies >////< they are so cute

[@zoeyblouin6527]

Shaaba: *starts singing Baby Pud* Jamie: "NO." 🤣

[@emilyjohn2034]

The one where they just got the message from their mom tattooed is actually kind of cute because the memory of your mom in a very happy playful sense will be there even after she’s gone

[@zaidebrown8308]

The tail in the Ariel tattoo is definitely trying to mirror the outline of Cape Cod in Massachusetts, it’s not exact but the larger features of the Cape are definitely there

[@Werevampiwolf]

Y'all aren't familiar with Gandalf Big Naturals? There's so much art of that out there if you want to see more

[@IHeartGameplay]

I'm sorry I'm just cackling at the fact that Jamie constantly is letting it rip in his cat's faces lmaooo.

[@PD-gw4ne]

I’d get like just the weird wolf as like a small part on a sleeve but for that size I feel really bad 7:37

[@conundrum44]

The window coverup is still supremacist for the 88.

[@emil8040]

I'm extremely glad that i'm not 5 years older bc I would definetly have at least one Harry Potter tattoo that i would need to cover up however, there are some extremely great HP Coverups

[@FB711_]

For the longest time my first tattoo was going to involve the Deathly Hallows. I’m so glad I had to wait until last year to get tattooed.

[@beckett7707]

The Jesus tattoo after the Lego wolf looks like Ötzi, that ice man mummy.

[@lachlanhenry486]

I love the pilot one! 38:44 just driving this body around.

[@Maguire708Julie]

Live. Laugh. Loathe! Hahahahaha!

[@deegleffler4887]

Always nice to see Gandalf Big Naturals around

[@NadirEatsRocks]

Gandalf Big Naturals tattoo?! I think I know what my next tat is gonna be lmao

[@PD-gw4ne]

Also the shadow silhouette looks more like a lama cause the neck is way to long 7:53

[@mandyb2245]

This is making me think of "Tattoo Fixers". I love that show! Would Jesus do a human centipede experiment?

[@MarcelWhy]

he absolutely would 😂

[@simplykatexo2504]

Jamie and Shaaba are so cute and caring and amazing together

[@Molly_Dollyy774]

33:12 Oh god... The old _D i c k B u t t_ meme...

[@princesskatarina351]

In defense of the last boy-mom tattoo, the addition of the "His life, our freedom" dog tags makes me wonder if her son was killed, while serving.

[@Hannah-lo3gn]

38:03 I believe the tiny man is piloting a giant mech suit 😂

[@5210smile]

He's driving a human suit like MIB

[@rachelmccann8960]

I'm pretty sure the mermaid's tail was supposed to be done in the shape of Cape Cod in Massachusetts, but badly.

[@waterdragon2224]

Oh my goodness! I’ve been seeing a lot of creator collaborations lately, which is awesome btw, and when I clicked on this video I said “oh, Jamie is on with Shaaba. That’s nice.” Then five seconds later it clicked…. Oh yeah, they’re married! 🤭 lol The lasagna story gave me a good giggle. 😂

[@amanofnoreputation2164]

Ice cream also has emulsifiers because all of the things mixed together to make it don't like being mixed together, which probably plays a fair role in why it's expensive.

[@calebw.pomeroy6743]

My funniest tattoo is two triangles on each side of my ass that say 'INSERT HERE' it's a guide for where my hrt shots go lol