WOW... | shook after dark

[@hailbones666]

Amber is specific with her word choice when lying by omission. She says she never “physically saw” her weight over 572.4lbs. But in one of her old clips where she saw a weight loss doctor, she was told that she could lose 300lbs in X months at a rate of Ylbs per month. I forget the specifics but this added up to something like 630lbs when calculated for current weight. So she uses this “physically saw” comment because her back was probably turned while being weighed at the hospital.

[@thatoneyoutuberfan6900]

yeah, i clocked that too, and i can’t tell if she thought she was being slick or just wanted to use a "big" word 💀

[@Hellakiddie]

👏

[@rainbomama]

Point blank period @hailbones6666

[@rainbomama]

Every word out of Amber's mouth is designed to hide truth. Always remember that Amber nor Chantal can't tell the truth even if telling truth would benefit her more. @@thatoneyoutuberfan6900

[@smzzz888]

She always brags that she’s been awake for SEVERAL HOURS. Like great job

[@kylermattingly8018]

She doesn’t realize the only reason a lot of people eat first thing in the morning is because they won’t have TIME to later because they have lives

[@kelseymullenix6711]

@@kylermattingly8018uhhh, I don’t know if “majority” means what you think it means lol. Most people eat first thing in the day because they’re HUNGRY 😨😱 after not eating for 8+ hours during sleep in addition to the 4-6 hours of evening after consuming dinner. She eats right before she goes to bed so probably doesn’t need a whole lot right when she wakes up. But let’s not act like people only eat in preparation for not eating later 😂 I mean wtf. Plenty of busy people still eat 3 times a day just fine

[@UnseenElara]

If you ever feel lost, just remember you have not met everyone who is going to love you fully yet. They will come into your life and bring joy as you will with them 💕💕💕

[@Montana_Girl]

Thank you ❤

[@LeOhio817]

🥰

[@UnseenElara]

Much love to you both 🧡🧡🧡

[@Chapman_101]

Thank you for your comment ❤

[@heytheresally1]

Ayyyyy! Bit surreal to have Alex talk about something from my country lol! I’m from Scotland, home of the cursed Willy Wonka Experience. The Oompa Loompa girl is from my city, Dundee 😂

[@LA32319]

thank you SO MUCH for breaking down into "chapters" for us Alex! it makes it so easy to find what I want to watch :D

[@Sweety_fruit]

It will honestly always impress me how Amber continue to lies on things that have legit proof 💀 the more she try to make us believe she never got into the 600p, the more I believe she is now in that ..

[@dykedelic]

Losing 70lbs in 5 years isn’t great, especially at 500lbs

[@rainbomama]

It isn't great when you remember also that those 70 pounds are the ones that she is gaining and losing over and over again. She has stayed basically the same weight for about 4 years.

[@veryfrenchtoast5021]

As a non US person I really can't conceptualize the fact that 39h a week is considered part time lol, and that you can't have insurance. In my country it's mandatory that the company you work for gives you insurance if you don't already have one.

[@thatoneyoutuberfan6900]

it is?? shit, they really struggling over there 💀

[@kat4933]

39 is considered full time . 30-40 hours is full time

[@Maya15200]

I know when I was working at Walmart during the pandemic I was “part time” and working 39 hours a week And since I wasn’t at the 40 hour mark they didn’t have to offer me healthcare😭 But that’s also through a shitty company so idk if that’s standard throughout the country

[@Polly_Jean]

Wtf. That's scandalous! Here fulltime means 35h/week and up. And to be honest, I often hear people comment on how "the young ones" can't even 40h/week anymore, but the number of hours don't say that much. The pace has changed, too

[@kelseymullenix6711]

40 is standard for full time and 20 is standard for part time, but what’s weird is that you CAN be considered full time at anything over 30, but are not required to receive full time benefits UNLESS you hit 40. If you are working between 20-30, you are entitled to absolutely nothing. And less than 20 as well

[@karilnowak7962]

Yes, now Anna has to listen to experts who tell her how badly her running and walking is because of her weight. Alan Roberts and Chikara have tried multiple times to tell her the same thing but she wouldn't listen. You assume everyone can run but it's not true and it is not always related to their weight.

[@MsLemon42]

To answer the question about Turkey vs turkey, the name for the country came first in English. Another bird, the guinea fowl, was imported into Europe via Turkey and was called “turkey-hen” in English. Then, when English-speakers got to North America and saw the bird, they called it “turkey” because it resembles a turkey-hen.

[@Sam-rn9di]

So does that mean that every time I see a turkey looking bird a in my back yard, it's more appropriate for me to call them turkey-hens?

[@tiahnarodriguez3809]

@@Sam-rn9di No, guinea fowl (turkey-hen) is a different species than a turkey. The guinea fowl comes from Turkey, and turkey is native to the Americas.

[@Sam-rn9di]

@tiahnarodriguez3809 OH, thank you

[@MsLemon42]

@@tiahnarodriguez3809Thanks for the team-up! The more you know 🌈✨

[@monicapyle]

ALR could easily lose a pound a day (or more) by increasing water intake and cutting out all other beverages and just cutting her portions down to NORMAL serving sizes. If she was truly sticking to the meal plan she keeps showing, she'd be down a significant amount after week 1

[@joshpointoh]

For a while. She could probably lose 200-250lbs doing only that.

[@monicapyle]

@@joshpointoh absolutely 💯

[@alsie1882]

I love that shade of blue on you

[@LizAnne1980]

Is it cerulean ( Devil Wears Prada reference)?

[@Polly_Jean]

I say royal blue

[@katarzynarawska9999]

When you are so deep into gorl world so when Alex is saying he weighted 200 pounds you are like “that’s nothing” 😂 I am using kilogram system so before I calculate I compere it to Amberlynn or Chantal and it seems so low

[@kelseymullenix6711]

I mean, compared to our girls that really is nothing. Imagine if either of them weighed 200 😨 they’d look completely normal by comparison

[@brookedepp300]

He said "Leaky Bubbles".....ewww🤮

[@aduckofsomesort]

Not just the moon landing, Cleopatra was born closer to the invention of the iPhone than the pyramids being built.

[@sh0eh0rn4]

why would you fuck with my mind like this 😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[@tiahnarodriguez3809]

Cleopatra was also born closer to the founding of McDonalds than the building of the Great Pyramids.

[@marlboroprime657]

Are you for real? Never heard that, I'm going to google that later, but that fact is so interesting, time is so weird, thanks for putting that out there

[@BeautifulScorpioGirl]

I just can’t understand how Amber can’t figure out the difference between losing “weight” from taking a big deuce and actually losing weight gorl oh gorlly poP

[@spencertarot]

don't you mean oh gorlly poop? /j

[@montana1080]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@BeautifulScorpioGirl]

🤷‍♀️

[@Tinuviel18]

Alex, did you not hear that that brand of "bum bum cream" attracts Wolf spiders?? It was a whole big thing on the Internet like two months ago so that might be why they were looking at it

[@malenyluna5275]

I had to look it up and you are right. I hope this is just a rumor to deter us from buying it lol.

[@mellokira]

So she really watches Karina Kaboom. LOL I thought you didnt Amberrrrr

[@kylermattingly8018]

51:02 did she PHYSICALLY never see 600 because she purposely lost weight to get to 572.4 before stepping on the scale though??

[@kelseymullenix6711]

No she weighed in a 572 and stopped weighing herself for months, likely surpassing that weight but never actually allowing herself to see or confirm it

[@Monica_t08]

So Glitterandlazers gets all teary eyed and emotional when a trainer is trying to encourage her to exercise but when a woman on the same running path does it she freaks out and acts like it was so out of pocket… maybe that woman should’ve offered to pay her first

[@IntrovertedBear]

Yeah, that is different. She hired the trainer to help her and give her feedback. She didn't ask the stranger on the path for feedback. Unsolicited feedback is typically unwanted and annoying.

[@Monica_t08]

@@IntrovertedBear It’s cynical thinking to take kind words from a stranger as anything but that. The woman on the trail encouraged her. “Good job for getting out there.” I feel sorry for Anna that a remark like that made her react so negatively. It’s not just her trainer who’s well aware that she’s out of shape.

[@LapaTheBear]

If Chantal did have those kids, it would just be another Shanny4Christ and Rev

[@KaylaLuczyski]

Alex idk what’s new with your hair but it looks stunning with your skin tone o swear you look so refreshed and tan and the lighter hi lights are just perfect on you! 🤗🤟🫶🏻

[@karilnowak7962]

Anna does not realize how much it takes for a non athlete to run 5K. I did it after three months of training, running every day. I wasn't big, but I ended up running when it was 99 degrees and humid in July. I was happy I finished and my time was not great, but still ok. Never did it again.

[@Polly_Jean]

Now, I beg to differ. I'm pretty sure every normal healthy person can run a 5k. If you can walk it, you can run it, and 5k is only about 7000 steps.

[@mandles.]

@@Polly_Jeanan average person absolutely cannot just wake up one day and run a 5k * safely * lol it definitely requires at least SOME training.

[@karilnowak7962]

@@mandles. She must be a runner. By the way, I used to go to the gym after work four days a week for 1/12 - 2hrs, 45minutes of cardio, the balance on weight training. I also studied martial arts for several years, tai chi and kung fu. Running for me was just harder and harder on my legs and I developed shin splints. I don't believe it is for everyone even though it is said to burn the most calories. It's fine to learn your body and what you're best at when it comes to exercise. You don't have to prove anything to anyone except yourself.

[@ladylithium9523]

​@@Polly_Jeanyou are so wrong. Running uses specific muscles which need building

[@Hellakiddie]

I want Amber to just get it together and shock the system But Amber doesn’t want to

[@luciezf3147]

What is she so smug about throughout this video? Girly pop, you have nothing to be smug about here…

[@-MaryPoppins-]

I can’t imagine buying a large blanket and it not even coming close to covering HALF of me, then proclaiming I’m doing SO AMAZING at 500lbs 🤡 she’s smug because she thinks her lies are working. Which makes all of this EVEN SADDER 🥴

[@funkybeat01]

Why doesn’t she pick up a craft or something?! Like crocheting or something?! She obviously has the time and money and it’ll give her more content. I mean I know it’s because our gorl is lazy, but her recent videos are just getting sad.

[@Sarahlee358]

Not even that! Why doesn’t she start attending Arabic language class? Learning the language? Or Koran study group? God knows she needs to learn basics for her religion.

[@Denryzal]

@@Sarahlee358THIS. Why is she not willing to learn Arabic. I think it would actually surprise a lot of people. She’s just the embodiment of laziness.

[@airiamagi]

When he said “fatphobic” for some reason my brain heard “pizza” and now I want pizza.

[@AllieEm1]

Panera owner donated a boatload to Newsome and now they are exempt from the CA minimum wage law. Also, I agree with you regarding the mukbangs being wasteful and gross.

[@ava-xe1ge]

Amber's entire look is giving me Munster's vibes. I don't know where she is going with that snarly hair, skin that looks like it hasn't seen sunshine in years and that pathetic makeup routine that hasn't changed in years. Topping it all off is some kind of wrap that looks like it can adorn Dracula's coffin. For the love of all that's holy already

[@hailbones666]

At least Lily Munster had an actual hairstyle beyond “wet the ends so you can lie about showering”

[@WeedHWhack]

She looks like Bridget from the Trolls movie only with tree trunk laygs lol

[@rosepetals6563]

Alex you were thinking it was Chantal trolling in your chat.but look at the name 53:21 her name is Melissa Moon 😏who do we know in gorl world that always simps for Chantal and has a name veeeeery similar to that same name, but none other than "MISSY MOO"

[@mackenzielaws2512]

i love these streams so much :)

[@statusdisarray9598]

Alex I am also experienced in the “picked last in class”😂 i struggle to this day with the athletically challenged syndrome …When I ran my first race it was actually “ ready” for a 10K . I ran to a Bob Marley mix did it every single person in the race including someone in a leg brace beat me and gone home 😂😂😂 but i lit a blunt saluted that Legendary man and went home proud ! I cycle and rarely run , only with my dog and he is super slow 😂 3:04:08

[@Dumpsterfireninja]

Don't forget she was seen in public with slippers on.

[@kleek9581]

I had a Ms Wilson for a gym teacher too!

[@Sarahlee358]

He called Anna “an athlete”. That’s an earned title. She is NOT an athlete lol

[@spursley05]

Alex I think you would like Austin! At least to visit. So much beautiful nature and good food. However July-September is brutal. Like highs around 100 for months. We are burned out by the hot summers the way that y'all seem to be burned out by long winters. But the people I know who moved here from cold places seem to handle Austin summer better because they want the sun lol

[@jessicataylor1930]

46:00 This time stamp is everything. 😂

[@jakobskronung7629]

Whats it with Annas eyebrows?

[@kelseymullenix6711]

To answer your BMI question Alex, yes it was over 100 at one point. At 5’3 and 572.4lbs, her BMI was 101.4.

[@dollyvore]

I just wanted to check if you feel ok? Maybe it is just me, but feels like you have been away more than usual ( don't worry about us viewers though, take your time). Hope your eyes are better again and hope you could stay away from too many eye drops! I have ADHD and other issues and bad comprehension of time (..?)so maybe you haven't even been away, but it feels like a long time! Hope you feel great! 💜🩷🍍

[@gacharoseslayer]

I LOVED the new mean girls my 13 year old daughter is obsessed and she really loves the og mean girls so that’s sayin something

[@DarkEntries]

Did you get a lil filler in your top lip?

[@alex_is_shook]

nope. just my new glosss hehe

[@OnlineJiselle]

ALEX YOURE SO PREPPY 🙌🏻

[@arikalamari19]

33:33 that was so dry 😂

[@rachelkmartinez617]

Hello……….👋🏼……it’s ready

[@Katie-mw7pd]

Omggg we’re birthday twins! Aries gang

[@vvantine]

ugh fell asleep before you started talking about cobes. please...please get into it. i need my worlds to collide.

[@brookedepp300]

Probably some kids missing. Wow.

[@lindzexposure530]

The ads aren’t based on what the video is taking about, it’s based on what the viewer is looking up….

[@ellietenenbaum3486]

PEE-CAN but I'm Canadian.

[@rebella8898]

I cannot recommend Lamictal more! It helps with bipolar, anxiety, depression. And it can be taken in conjunction with other anti-anxiety and anti-depression meds. Almost zero side effects. It saved my marriage.

[@tiahnarodriguez3809]

I was put on lamictal and immediately experienced severe side effects. It is dangerous to say a medication has no to almost zero side effects because all medication has side effects that can range from low to high in severity level. Millions of people online have said their experience with lamictal was horrible as well.

[@kelseymullenix6711]

Unless you are a medical or mental health professional, PLEASE do not “recommend” any medication to anyone. Every medication affects every person very differently and this is incredibly dangerous to say online. I’m so glad you found something that works for you and has made a big difference in your happiness, but by the grace of god, it WILL NOT have that same effect on everyone and there are young, struggling people out there who will read a comment like this and seek out a certain drug with no other information or knowledge.

[@alpacacin0]

40:27 lmfao

[@rosiorosales4218]

My favorite is "Taruus" (tattoos)

[@smelis6917]

You kinda ate that southern accent up Alex, ngl! 😂

[@karilnowak7962]

Alex, your remarks about the unconcern about office workers (which also means lower and middle executives in a corporation, usually have some kind of degree, even if it is a community college degree or an undergraduate degree. They have generally spent a lot of money for their education (as compared to their salaries) and are expected to show up at work in business, not casual clothing. No one protects them from poultry annual raises as little as the corporation can get away with. I can say this because I was a higher level executive with a law degree and advanced law degrees in a multibillion dollar company for 13 years. As far as the exemption from the fast food workers for Panera, it's because a large donor to the Democrats had multiple Panera franchises. Sorry if you don't want to know this, but it is the truth.

[@karilnowak7962]

Meant paultry (meaning crappy, not poultry. Thank you AI.)

[@Jackieb741]

Happy belated birthday! ❤

[@queennsydney]

I am big into Cobes and I don’t think he’s a great fit for your channel. He’s mostly just gross and weird. Most of the joy of watching him is knowing his lore and understanding his past and his quirks. The joy of Cobes is knowing this strange man and watching him make bizarre decisions and say bizarre things. He is poor fodder for reaction because mostly he doesn’t do anything except drink and talk about whatever his special interest is at the moment. He’s not the same as the gorls. You can’t react except maybe to his cooking videos and it would be tricky to make update videos unless you REALLY understand the lore.

[@mackenzienelson4265]

love you Alex

[@melgplmt]

People really need to stop picking at everybody else's content and start making their own content. But maybe that's why they do it cause they can't make their own content.

[@Ghost.cat.17]

To get an accurate TDEE you need to add her body fat percentage which is probably like 80% and you will get a way different number. Every reaction channel makes this mistake and it drives me crazy! She is overeating for sure but the TDEE everyone shows for her just is not accurate.

[@melithegamer]

It drives me fucking insane that english natives find it so hard to understand Turkey is not in fact the name of the country in turkish, but Türkiye. It's really not that confusing. Like Finland isn't called Finland by finnish people either, it's Suomi in finnish. Really not that crazy. And it's really not that funny either

[@aidaw]

Right? Same with Japanese and Korean

[@kelseymullenix6711]

Maybe because we speak English? I mean wtf do you expect? Every English speaking person to know the language-specific name of each and every country?

[@rainbomama]

Alex, you are so right about people not watching her stream and only being interested in reaction channel commentary. I haven't watched her channel in well over a year and a half, and I never intend to give her another single click again. It's way past time for Chantal to move the eff on.

[@AlexAndrushukBone]

Oh god, Amber's hair 😬 the hairloss is incoming gorlies. Or is already here. It reminds me Eugenia's unfortunately 😔

[@icklethepickle]

The paramedics dropped Fat Jenny and then she sued them.