[WR] Papers, Please - No Citations Speedrun (Ending 20) in

[@kraintorent45]

Imagine wanting to enter a country, and the passport control just instantly denies your entry in .56 seconds

[@Spaceman-15]

Arstotzkan efficiency

[@redred9546]

​@@Spaceman-15glory to Arstotzka

[@ifiliketrains1010]

ive seen it happen before lol

[@BetterCallBigShotAutos]

AND they're right

[@snoopdogssb2]

"This is Bullshit! You stomped too fast! Why you didn't check my document!"

[@shubashuba3978]

Now THAT's an efficcient worker right there

[@SansDiamond]

except when he just stops near the end of the shift xD

[@BetterCallBigShotAutos]

​@sansdiamond7229 the entrant would make him go home later than 6pm, and that's inefficient

[@bruhchannel1216]

@@BetterCallBigShotAutos EXACTLY. ARSTOZKAN EFFICIENCY IS BETTER THAN ANY EFFICIENCY

[@ilikebeingsmart]

I ran this category about a year ago but never submitted my time to the leaderboard. This is very impressive and not an easy speedrun on the non-terrorist days. Well done!

[@Supreme-Fishy]

Yeah I actually did the speed run off camera and I can gladly admit it was not as easy as u think u have to memorize the parts of which u approve and deny it’s like a pattern u have to memorize and also make sure that u check the ID card of the genders as well My speed run timer was 10:28:49 It’s a pretty noobish result score

[@ilikebeingsmart]

@@Supreme-Fishy I ended up getting a 3:19:51. It’s highlighted on my twitch channel. I got through clean until the last few days. I was super proud of it, but I thought that it might be looked at as suspicious or something so I never submitted it. It was a pretty big achievement for me personally since most of the games I speedrun are 40-45 minutes on a bad run.

[@Harmonica821]

Imagine having this guy who literally never misses a single detail in the 200+ people who come to his border patrol, but he's literally incapable of stamping on the right place.

[@BetterCallBigShotAutos]

Efficiency and accuracy are incompatible

[@bruhchannel1216]

person: uhh... sir... is this a deny or accept? *stamp so awfully placed it looks like it was stamped by a blind amputated person) inspector: GET OUTHA. I HAF TO KACH UP FOHR TIME LOZ person: bro what the he- inspector: I AM SPHEEDHRANNING GHET OUTHA

[@CaptainoftheFacility]

It has come to my recent attention that... Despite the boarder jumpers being inbetween the extra guards on the right, the extra guards never accidently hit a Civilian, despite clearly missing every shot until the bomb is thrown or you take the jumper down. They have horrible yet decent aim.

[@bscorvin]

If the punishment for hurting a civilian was instant execution without trial, I too, would think more about not hitting civilians than actually getting the guy

[@matthewmckenzie1404]

Maybe the wall is over 7 feet tall but you just can't see it because it's perpendicular to the viewpoint of the player, so there's no chance to hit civilians.

[@RevenantNeverDies]

the border patrol most likely has advanced weaponry considering at some point in the game they literally hand the border inspector a tranq gun and a sniper rifle to help defend. not that farfecthed to think they probably have rifles capable of penetrating heavy armor@@matthewmckenzie1404

[@kaeljadondavis2779]

Come to think of it, that might be why they didn't get a clear shot until they stopped moving or got close most of the time. They have *considerate* aim XD

[@JaneXemylixa]

Holy shit that perfect stamp at 2:01:15

[@FEAR-gx3qh]

You really watched EVERY second ???

[@cookiesolo4303]

Are you okay? 😭 Do you need a hug??

[@JaneXemylixa]

@@cookiesolo4303 What? Why? i was having fun watching it

[@SpeedyGD5]

@@JaneXemylixa I don't get it either

[@pieroe]

Great optimization, I am glad someone else got around to doing this run!

[@JXChannel]

Thanks! I actually learned a lot from your run :D

[@pieroe]

@@JXChannel Glad to help :)

[@Supreme-Fishy]

@@pieroeaww that’s so sweet he got inspired by your speedrun now that’s a appreciation

[@blazbohinc4964]

2:01:16 prefect stamp

[@KiryuMythic]

What do you want Gorgi, im on a timetable My friend you- Get out

[@archivushka]

Wish every blockpost worker was as quick as that

[@gustavogodoy9626]

That guy on day 2 got approved in less than 5 seconds and still yelled you to hurry up. Is he doing a speed run of his own? Did you ruined his wr?

[@maksimalyst]

Lol

[@Supreme-Fishy]

I like how u immediately deny the person while the character is still saying thier dialogue and just walk away without explanation It made me wheeze 🤣 from some reason

[@DetectivePlays0]

*sees something wrong* *Aggressive Beeping* This is pure ADHD and I love it

[@commentspae]

this game gets to its challenge really quickly somehow

[@donwald3436]

I agree the difficulty ramp around day 4-5 is a punch to the gut.

[@Thegoldenaerobar2]

Truly the best border inspector

[@kikkom4n]

this is like if the dmv was run by sonic the hedgehog

[@bruhchannel1216]

the cashier when your parents went to get something: (also imagine being the person trying to enter and you give like a bible worth of documents to the inspector, and the inspector just takes the passport. looks at it for a split second before denying/accepting it)

[@tristar6118]

1:48:27 "our computers deny much faster than y'all do" Looking at this gameplay, I somehow doubt that

[@LexusLFA554]

He is so fast you get your passport back faster than you handed it out xD

[@babyblue_22]

How do you do it so fast??? Seriously, have you like memorized the sequences or something? You check like two things and then stamp, just how?? I'm sooooo curious how you do it so quickly and by seemingly checking so little

[@JXChannel]

Well there are some entrants that are scripted and I made my own table showing which ones to deny/accept. For the non-scripted ones, I look for other discrepancies while inspection mode is still in animation. I know what discrepancies to look for already so that’s why it’s fast.

[@TinaGloria2012]

Yeah if you memorize the issuing cities and such or just make a cheat sheet you can check things very quickly, also yes the scripted characters if you have that list as well you can just go so much quicker. That explanation actually answered all my how tf questions lol.

[@Guestz]

@@JXChannel How does one acquire this information? I've made a timeline borrowed from the wiki, but I am not certain of its accuracy. Any way I can peek at your table/info to compare with mine?

[@JXChannel]

@@Guestz The wiki is pretty much where I got all of my info.

[@Onceduck]

Impressive, you make Artozka proud.

[@pewp_tickalar]

With days being a fixed length, is there any strategic reason for processing the entrants so quickly to then just do nothing for half the day once you've processed enough?

[@JXChannel]

Not really. I was quick with some of these just for fun, but they were unnecessary risks. I guess you could get longer breaks this way since a three hour run would be tiring.

[@Snivy_Films]

I have a few questions. What is the point on waiting until the end when you can easily get another person through? Using day 7 as an example, why do you just sit there waiting for minutes? Im not exactly familiar with Papers Please speedruns, so if anyone could fill me in that would be nice Edit: I noticed the runner stop accepting people after the 9th person

[@TheAimTrainer]

I’ve questioned it too as he’s clearly had enough time to clear a few more people at least but it might be a certain point you have to reach before the end of the day that makes it satisfactory to the game and they just don’t go over that limit

[@Symboold71]

He explained it in the description, basically: He doesn't wanna risk any citations, and 9 people to pass through is enough for the day to end.

[@Cholin26T]

@21:11 Lets husband in Denies wife Does nothing for the rest of the day

[@DannyMeasho999]

but why tho?

[@DannyMeasho999]

oh i ddint see the desc

[@emreyk_]

finally a real run.

[@milkplaysgames69]

11:06 so that’s why he wasn’t doing anything

[@ray-vision6940]

1:27:53 how do they manage to slip an entire bomb through that tiny hole

[@thenomster4175]

Omg greatest game ever. How many attempts?

[@JXChannel]

I made a failed attempts video

[@thenomster4175]

@@JXChannel lol, spent the last hour looking at your speed run, 2 hours left

[@thenomster4175]

Bruh the speed at 2:16:34

[@yikes2540]

@@thenomster4175 IT WAS SO CLEAN LIKE WTH???

[@fujster]

@@thenomster4175 holy

[@Harmonica821]

The funny thing is, you can probably put this in a curriculum if you plan to work at border inspection.

[@sep9402]

Is it necessary to have all family members alive at the end for the run to be approved?

[@JXChannel]

Yes because you get a different ending when family members die.

[@spoilerguy7285]

if family die you are removed from job because you did not care for them

[@eternaldreamerofsleep]

More difficult than English Comprehension test

[@heather_garden8703]

9:00 why did you just stop doing anything? You could’ve taken more people

[@JXChannel]

I decided to stop at 20 entrants on day 3 so that I wouldn't risk more citations. There isn't really a need to do more (I explained in description).

[@saucesaucesaucesauce1380]

@@JXChannel *(edited)*

[@donwald3436]

@@JXChannel Better to take extras slow for some safety cash?

[@zackattack5803]

Do certain portions have a guaranteed order? It seemed like for some of them they were insta-moved to the correct stamp without even looking, whereas most the time it was moved between the two stamps.

[@expic3954]

Did you ever make it so close to finishing the run and then get a citation for the stupidest thing?

[@LoSDockForBoats]

1:49:25 what exactly is the reason for letting the Green Guy explode?

[@SansDiamond]

cancels his future events like talking to the player, saves time

[@jamez6398]

How do you save time in this category when you have to wait the timer out at the end of the day? Is it just by menuing faster in between days, and by sniping the bad guys faster?

[@JXChannel]

You save the most time by being faster with stamping in the terrorist days and day 20 where poisoning someone instantly ends the day. Terrorist attacks are triggered after a certain amount of entrants are gone through. I have much more experience and practice on the terrorist days because of this.

[@System_96]

"no citations speedrun" ending: 1 citation earned

[@metarotta]

1 unavoidable jorji citation

[@LeRealModeusFan]

Jorji is troller man, he'll keep giving us free citation no matter what attempt

[@snoopdogssb2]

your own boss gave you 1 citation for not letting his girl in

[@stolendiamond09]

2:47:42 Apparently you can’t decline the passport Jorji gives you so you automatically get a citation there.

[@mrshimmo1]

Bro how!? I can barely keep up with you while watching. And in game I miss everything lmao.

[@Macswaggens]

I see you didn't give the note from that woman to the man who's after her to get him sent to the gulag. I assume it's faster this way, but she dies, so that's sad.

[@TinaGloria2012]

Tbh I've seen people in other play throughs not even know how to check the issuing cities while you either know them or have them written down.

[@TinaGloria2012]

I do wonder if it is faster to go afk though through most of it. Well tbh I bet once you get enough done you can just chill so you don't get any citations.

[@shan8130]

@@TinaGloria2012 I think there’s a minimum amount that you have to get through each day or else it won’t end the day.

[@TinaGloria2012]

@@shan8130 probably. Tbh not sure how the mechanics work.

[@danny98432]

@@TinaGloria2012 yeah my guess is you want as much money as possible to keep the family alive and not go into debt as days end early sometimes

[@blindfold1046]

So why let the green guy die?

[@hydra161]

Extra dialogue

[@NightKnight7707]

I think a faster way for Simon Wens is confiscating his passport and giving him Julia's picture

[@kevensantos5633]

Very good inspector

[@TheBotwithabadname]

Speed run and no citation? Impossible?!!

[@pauls6671]

Why didn’t you shoot the terrorist on Day 18 as early as possible? Would it bug the game? Or is it personal preference for timing?

[@danielscottphillips5018]

I think it was to skip some dialogue from sergiu the next day. I remember he thanks you for saving him so letting the grenade kill him probably saves time overall

[@Skywarslord]

Allowing people to be murdered to save a few seconds of dialogue 👍

[@maksimalyst]

@@danielscottphillips5018 that's cold bro

[@shermanpaul4654]

@@danielscottphillips5018 Papers please has always wanted you to ditch all moral codes to save time.

[@_setbes]

He did get a citation at 2:47:39 , though

[@JazunOwO]

that one is unavoidable

[@_setbes]

​@@JazunOwO i guess ur right but what if you dont press the "NEXT" button so jorji cant come in and day ends, what happens then?

[@JazunOwO]

@@_setbes then the day probably doesn't end until you get him, there are some scripted events you just can't avoid

[@_setbes]

@@JazunOwO oh

[@gahler8552]

what you mean unavoidable? Arresting Jorji will prevent that?​@@JazunOwO

[@SeanikaShiz]

2:47:42 Jorgi is inevitable.

[@mastermystic4550]

why was his family ok the entire time

[@shan8130]

Because he was fast enough that he wasn’t anywhere close to not having enough money And with no citations he’s not at risk of losing money from hem

[@shan8130]

And he actually had to do more approvals/denials some days because he did need more money, but most of the time it doesn’t matter

[@vvpjnr2106]

Wait but why player is not calling anybody at one moment?

[@sayed5boy]

R.I.P. Sergiu

[@codysullivan2531]

You could have showed the picture to Simon Wiess after confiscating his passport. Likely would of been a faster processing.

[@JXChannel]

I didn't know that actually, but speed doesn't matter too much on non-terrorist days.

[@shadowcween7890]

The end screen said that there was one citation earned. I didn't watch the whole thing. What was the one citation

[@vortexvenom]

Description has everything bro

[@nathannathan9030]

2:47:42.

[@diamondcom8545]

@@nathannathan9030damn you Jorji

[@Picklespeaker1]

El de la miniatura es el mismísimo Álvaro Obregón 😮

[@bruhchannel1216]

18:44 i love how you already rejected her yet the conversation still continues like inspector: so *denies* purpose of visit? person: visiting

[@donwald3436]

Poor Jorji.

[@idrawcauseboredom]

Was jorji's citation relevant?

[@nathannathan9030]

No.

[@boomer198008]

29:11 has expired enter date on immigrant pass.

[@JXChannel]

11.12.1982 is December 11th, whereas 29.11.82 is November 29th

[@bscorvin]

If he got a citation, the little slip at the bottom would have popped up.

[@user-qc2kt5kd3i]

I don’t remember the day, but if you refuse to do your boss a favour, you automatically lose. How did you deal with that?

[@netheritesword5212]

Deny them instead of detaining them.

[@user-qc2kt5kd3i]

Won’t I lose anyways by denying Shae Pierovska?

[@netheritesword5212]

@@user-qc2kt5kd3i nope.

[@77elite9]

@@netheritesword5212I thought you would be arrested if you got a citation for unauthorized hangings and then denying her?

[@netheritesword5212]

@@77elite9 nope, when the issue pops up, denying her instead of detaining will prevent ending 12.

[@themerovingian7154]

Why didnt Dimitry arrest you for not letting Shae in?

[@nathannathan9030]

Ending 12 of 20 if you DETAIN her. ENTRY DENIED her is fine.

[@CopiousDoinksLLC]

"WHADDAYA MEAN, COBRASTAN ISN'T A REAL COUNTRY?!"

[@DMz1134]

BanditFire

[@LUMBERYT]

Citation right here liar 2:47:42

[@LUMBERYT]

@ o k

[@ChefSporty]

Damn bruh

[@xlwh]

bro does anyone notice that this is an ai scam? Saying that they will double the amount you send?

[@abominatedfilms2970]

You almost missed all the shots at 2:14:19

[@abominatedfilms2970]

Also "no citations"? 2:47:43 after you let jorji in. Either way, real good gameplay.

[@nathannathan9030]

@@abominatedfilms2970 It's inevitable.

[@vadimsalnicov4155]

wait, you learned every citizen and you know in advance what kind of documents they have? 😳

[@JXChannel]

No, I have a table I made myself on the side.

[@Andrei_2011]

THIS IS CLICKBAIT!!!!! before you think i am a hater i just want to say that Jorji Costava gives you a citation whether you like it or not.

[@JXChannel]

so true

[@sinchrotron]

1:20:26 you missed wanted criminal

[@ChrisNachoss]

Yes, he knows, he denied her because its faster than detaining her. He saved time by not detaining.

[@sopatrick4915]

Why do you stop at 20 people

[@danny98432]

No need to risk extra citation ig

[@UmaChaleiraDepressiva]

Very good

[@MdRasal-hh7mr]

XD 1:59:43

[@MrRenix1990]

“Jorji Costava strikes again”

[@jonnymcm9304]

Heyey I was watching vids on my old KZbin channel and I found one of your comments on it and I checked to see that your still active. Ik its been like 7 years or something. Do you have like discord or anything?

[@JXChannel]

yeah i have discord, what's your username?