Spoilers Ahead - Lucely... Written (Lucy) - Lyle McDouchebag

[@MillRunner]

This movie actually makes perfect sense if you assume that everything that happens after the bag of drugs explodes inside Scarlett Johansson's stomach is her hallucinating as she ODs.

[@MewMewSun]

I thought that was what happened... Wait, they tried to play it off that using 100% of your brain gives you superpowers?

[@Cheesypotato57]

No, they tried to play it off that using 100% of your brain makes you omnipotent.

[@G-Mastah-Fash]

And then she just dies Jacobs Ladder style.

[@ChatMort69420]

HELLO

[@cousinvinnie6222]

I feel this movie would have made much more sense and would have even made for a better movie if that was the case. Throw in some existential dread that asks important questions. Maybe the omniscience she feels as she gets "more smart" could be her slipping back into the universe as she's dying. This movie probably would have done much better if it was a psychological thriller with better writing.

[@xSmythosx]

I usually take spoilers ahead's details with a grain of salt, buy holy shit this is LITERALLY EXACTLY HOW THE MOVIE GOES. LIKE...SCENE FOR SCENE AND PRACTICALLY LINE FOR LINE.

[@RVBMichaelJCaboose]

lyle, the breast milk thing is a recent mammary.

[@DubiousDoom]

NValverde1992 An underrated comment right here.

[@thenewguyinred]

Gland

[@HibHab69]

As a psych major, I've been wanting this to get skewered for some time now.

[@evertime123]

seconded

[@madararyuzaki9233]

First

[@Lolsocialism]

+HibHab69 Baby I'll psych major you if you.. I don't know what I'm doing with my life.

[@HibHab69]

FlambeNobunaga Oh yes of course, judgement is great towards other people's life pursuits. This is the kind of degree people go for when they want to do either research (a lot of which kicks this movie's logic in the balls with as a matter of fact) or they genuinely want to help troubled people. So advancing knowledge and being helpful to others, screw those who want to do either, right?

[@Hecatonchires]

As a neuroscience major, when this movie came out pretty much everyone I knew came to tell me about it with a huge shit-eating grin expecting me to tear it apart in a fit of brain nerd fury. I'd just sigh and tell them yes, the 10% brain thing is a myth, yes the movie is conceptually retarded, no I don't feel like expending any more effort on the matter.

[@Cheesypotato57]

There's actually a really good movie about a girl who, through becoming so smart she surpassed the 10% limit of human cognition, gained near supernatural powers. It's called Matilda.

[@nicolasromani3523]

I love Matilda

[@DarkOmegaMK2]

Matilda's ending was pretty weird, the impression i got was like "it's ok to leave your stupid family behind because you're so much smarter than them"?

[@HonsHon]

​@DarkOmegaMK2 No, that is not the point of Matilda. She left her family because they didn't love her.

[@SteeScribbles]

Special thanks to the inevitable heat death of the universe

[@thatBigfuu]

+SteeScribbles what do u know of said inevitability ?

[@SteeScribbles]

@@thatBigfuu hollywood secrets told me so

[@agua246]

@@SteeScribbles 5 years for a comment reply

[@asimplewizard]

I wish he'd do so much more or these. they're why I subscribed to him

[@ChocolateShotgun101]

He's doing one on BvS and another on Star Wars within the next couple of months

[@connorjaegar486]

+ChocolateShotgun101 yay

[@theinfamouschimp1005]

+sephiroth Cross Unfortunately it's just a matter of Productivity. Content like this can't be just shat out like a let's player can, there's so many phases of production process like Research, Writing, Editing, Re-Drafting 2 or 3 times, not to mention the animator 'BlabberDookie' basically drawing the provided commentary still frame by still frame. It's a whole lotta work for just 2 people, if you know what im saying.

[@asimplewizard]

+TheInfamousChimp Yes I'm aware. I know how long it takes to grow a pineapple, but it doesn't mean I don't want a lot of those :P

[@jessbellis9510]

This and those few loot crate vids. XD

[@ZionSype]

7:29 I like how "You" slowly becomes Lyle

[@NitrogenDesign]

+ZionSype We're all Lyle in the end

[@Jus10Ed]

I didn't notice that. I was wondering why Lyle was bald in one image.

[@littleregg3164]

I just saw this in my notifications and I cried with joy

[@McC0n0r]

Actually, the movie is about how flash drives are made.

[@mklachu]

I love this rant so much. You nailed all the issues I had with this movie so deep. Feels good, man :')

[@IvanBreaking]

...? c:

[@MaxHP35]

I INTENSELY hate this movie. This video is the ultimate validation of this hatred.

[@armouredskeptic]

The point of the flash-drive is to show that we're all really just flash-drives if you really think about it

[@DFW3K]

+Armoured Skeptic In the end, we were all Lucy all along.

[@MysterMyschievious]

+Armoured Skeptic the first flash drive was named Lucy

[@BigGaySylv]

+Armoured Skeptic yes, i love sticking my penis into computers to download and give data.

[@jollytauros2281]

Omg. Armoured skeptic watches Lyle!!!!! Yooooo!

[@esper4605]

+MysterMyschievious NO FUCK YOU THE FIRST FLASH DRIVE WAS NAMED DISKONKEY

[@Danmarinja]

No you don't understand the movie is clever because you can fit all of the knowledge in the universe on a 8 gigabyte flash drive. Literally all knowledge is available to man because Morgan Freeman, who is God, is now second to a Scarlett Johannson who is a flash drive and she is also everything. Because she exploded on a plane because she did drugs. And changed her hair colour because she did drugs. And became a flash drive. Because she did drugs. Or maybe the movie is actually really smart because it's a hallucination of a Scarlett Johannson who is on drugs.

[@connorjaegar486]

Mind....blown...

[@Psykomancer]

+DiscoClam "because she did drugs" answers pretty much every question I had about the movie.

[@Werewolf_Korra]

there aren't enough mind altering substances in the world to make what you said coherent in any way, shape, or form.

[@BigGaySylv]

+noobmaster117 there aren't enough mind altering substances in the world to make this movie coherent in any way, shape, or form.

[@notatrollll]

I totally understood it. You must be one of those Ten Percenters that doesn't use the rest of their brain. Lossseerrrrr.

[@ilDuderoni]

That ending delivered the punchline so hard it killed the artist and they had to get a new guy for the Star Wars one.

[@Racecarlock]

I went to a totally innocent streaming site and watched this, and everything lyle said happened in this review actually happened. We don't even see what happens after she turns into a flash drive. She just turns into the flash drive, texts french cop, and then the movie ends.

[@manuelkfc7916]

My favorite movie reviewer of all time, wished we got more of these, but it's still enjoyable no matter the years.

[@Vo_Siri]

Fuck yeah, Spoilers Ahead is back. The best shit.

[@nikolabaric1140]

I was the only one who went to this kid's birthday once because I felt sorry for him because he had no friends and I thought he was autistic. He wasn't, he was just a dick and he insisted we watched this film instead of GOTG, and the fact that he made me watch this contrived pile of shit and defended it made me think he was autistic again, not feel sorry for him anymore and drop the dead weight that he is from my life. Welcome back, Lyle, and thanks for making me have to think about this film again.

[@ReeseGhost]

An animated (ish) version of spoilers ahead! Finally!

[@MrChrisker]

except the other two

[@skullkid234]

THANK YOU. after seeing this movie in theaters my two friends were like "wow it really makes you wonder like, what the human brain could do if we could use all 100 percent of it" and I tried telling them that the human brain is pretty much at all times being 100 percent used. But I was the idiot to them lol.

[@dracoblue23x]

The return of "Some Guy"!

[@user-jz8dd3zj8e]

And "FUCKING DUMB"

[@xiaonwa]

Lyle is using 100% of his brain. I love it!

[@Tuschi17]

Nice! Can't get enough of Lyle's "fuck off"-attitude.

[@JayLatne]

I love this series so damn much

[@kkferrandino965]

Oh hey Luigi.

[@JayLatne]

+kk ferrandino (egg-poop) oh hey batman I survived.

[@themichael8116]

I was so worried this series would never come back. I'm glad it didn't get lost.

[@ShellShock1967]

I await your Spoilers Ahead of Batman v. Superman. May God have mercy on your soul.

[@Akyumu]

+ShellShock1967 Don't forget Avengers Civil War

[@991yugioh]

+nachoguy5 Marcus's Dad's Mom.

[@ktandantaktee1439]

The fact that these are being done again brings me so much joy.

[@amyrose7727]

This movie's much more entertaining when you go with the theory that everything after the bag of drugs ripping is just one big acid trip as Lucy's brain instantly turns to liquid shit.

[@deweiyu4472]

This is literally the first thing i saw by lyle and i fell in love with it. Please do more, I havent laughed this much for a while.

[@taleleny5999]

Seeing a new video from the best ranter out there brings hope to my heart.

[@juztubzyo6209]

It's been nearly a year and a half... It was worth the wait Thanks dad xxx

[@991yugioh]

Yay I thought this series was forgotten. I'm so excited right now thank you Mcdouche bag and that other guy that animates

[@justjayceeok99]

I HAVEN'T WATCHED THIS YET BUT LET ME SAY I WAS ACTUALLY EXCITED WHEN I SAW THIS IN MY SUB BOX.

[@Bigiboi2006]

I go to be honest I read the description laughed and immediately liked the video. It's impressive when a video's description is already worth a like

[@RemiScutlet]

i need this series needs to be back

[@CaveGent]

I honestly thought I'd never get another one of these. Good show, Lyle.

[@gabeslist]

I liked how the movie producer at the end slowly turns into Lyle.

[@NoblePunk]

I love how we turned into Lyle. That moment was awesome!

[@Demonanimator]

I'm fairly certain none of that was what the director was entirely going for, but you're on top of everything Mcdouchebag.

[@roflcopter453261]

It seems the rage made you go bald for a sec there at the end

[@theafterlife2511]

l-lu bu...? lu bu? LU BU? *LU BU* *DO NOT PURSUE LU BU*

[@Vance_Danger]

theafterlife2511 Avoid LuBu and attack Dong Zhuo

[@PerkyandSaggyVids]

My favorite series, hands down

[@SgtEaglefort]

I love these videos. When I like a movie, it gives me reasons I'm wrong and why it sucks! I like the harsh critique.

[@Trygyl]

Dang it Dad... I was living in a blissful utopia where no one remembered that Lucy existed and was a thing, and now you've gone and brought it up again!

[@sliskinalpha]

Daddy Lyle always makes the best gifts ever. Seriously though, this video is fucking great. Nicely done Lyle.

[@Chud_Bud_Supreme]

Yes! Yes! Oh God, yes! New Spoilers Ahead! I look forward to rewatching this several times.

[@randomnessopy]

i miss these

[@coleberke781]

Yes. Please make millions more of these. They are great.

[@JoJoMadara]

Thank God for you, Daddy Lyle. Always a great day when you put out another video.

[@chuckmorrissette]

So you must be psyched for the second movie that coming out.....I look forward to more of your work....

[@AcridCrowd]

Anyone else remember when futurama did this? A story about someone being really smart and turning into a flash-drive and then knowing/being everything

[@Fettley]

Lyle man, your the only KZbinr I can watch where I just can't skip through the video because I'm worried I'll skip all the shits and giggles. 10/10

[@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901]

When you roll a natural 20 on Intelligence, but dump Wisdom.

[@Derekrife1]

There needs to be a Batman V. Superman review.

[@unamusedrohan1666]

Already in the works

[@cronuskun4243]

Star Wars in June, then Batman V. Superman in late June/July.

[@WiezAnims]

+Unamused Rohan Awesome

[@cronuskun4243]

+Yami6692 His Twitter.

[@MrChrisker]

+Derek Rife lyle needs to make more. period when i saw this i came in my pants

[@RustyIShacklefurd]

Patron since December, 2014 and it's all been leading up to this moment. Totally worth it.

[@TheJuggaloSnyder]

So happy that you made another one!

[@oceanboi8809]

I like how the movie producer slowly turns into lyle

[@Kitchwamon]

Nice you referenced this in the latest Oneyplays episode Dad

[@nLBrawler]

love how his hair dissapeared and reappeared

[@goodguyshuckle9270]

This movie made me realize that kars in Jojo bizarre adventure is using 100% of his brain to become immortal

[@benepic3101]

She turns herself into a flash drive. Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

[@ralkai77]

Great as always, Dad. I completely forgot that this movie was a thing, now I have even more incentive to forget about it.

[@HeavenlyCinn]

Please lyle make more spoilers ahead it's literally the reason I'm still alive

[@moonraven6145]

Right, never seen the Film but im 100% certain it isn't unintentionally absolutely hysterical by that recap?

[@sgtstr3am785]

I forgot about this movie and you made me remember it dumber.

[@AbadonXXX]

thank you dad, glad to see this popping up

[@kyleheller2947]

ITS BACK WAHOO PLUS PERFECT DESCRIPTION.

[@shukterhousejive]

_"Ah, well, I made the film where the smart, beautiful wo-man learns everything from the in-ter-net and they like so, how you say, we make film second time?"_ - Luc Besson, film director/professional cocaine user

[@blixer8384]

The 10 Percent Myth dates back to the 1890's and Psychology and Neuroscience were in their infancy back then. We literally used to think bumps in your skull determined intelegence and personality ala Django Unchained.

[@nickus2000]

This is my favorite part of this channel

[@Dannyboyyay]

No words can describe the sick burn at the end.

[@Mattquaza]

Holy shit i suggested this like 20 years ago, thanks for the possible coincidence making me think like i did a thing Lyle. Also great video summarizing all the shit wrong with it

[@jseidler1]

Please do more of these, they are amazing!

[@elmud100]

Yes! More of these! Please!!

[@fiskefyren]

You need to do more of these, I fucking love em!

[@MasterOfBepis]

Never change, Lyle. Never change.

[@GypsyTears69]

I love that you brought this back

[@CaptainSurf]

I love Man of Steel. Even more so after watching this, so bad it's good.

[@fy9519]

I think the real tragedy here is that Luc Besson actually has directed good films. I mean he freaking directed Leon: The Professional (The one with Jean Reno playing an assassin that looks after kid!Natalie Portman). I guess sometimes good directors can go bad.

[@scottpilgrim920]

He also directed The Fifth Element and Valerian: The City of a Thousand Planets

[@DaeliteJ]

You die a hero, or live long enough to become the villain

[@thekilljoy6472]

GREAT EVERDAD OF THE STREAM, THE DARK TIMES OF NO SPOILERS IS OVER, WE ONCE AGAIN SEE AS THE EVERDAD DESCENDS UPON US WITH HIS KNOWLEDGE!!!!!

[@robbiearmstrong4318]

Yes!!!! Spoilers Ahead is back! My one solace during finals week!

[@asneakylawngnome5792]

It just...boggles me that the writer of this movie, and everyone involved, believes that they can turn into a flash drive and internet particles.

[@starboy8Z]

God I hated this movie. I thought it was filled with the most amount of bullshit symbolism and bullshit science than anything else I've ever personally watched.

[@nikolaiandersson6024]

I am so fucking happy this series returned

[@williamdivine3228]

I've missed this series

[@darkarchangel186]

This made my fucking day; and welcome back!

[@skiewixon946]

I hear that Lucy's connected to the TV show limitless

[@GoogleRuinsAnythingItTouches]

So she became a god with the power to create entire universes. She could have created a Gaia planet for humanity where resources are limitess and everyone is happy for eternity... instead she created a flash drive.

[@HeyaitsLynn]

It has been my deepest fantasy to see a movie where Scarlett Johanson turns into a usb stick and then turn into the technology of this world. Thank you Lyle I am free of this mortal coil, my spirit can finally rest.

[@SomeAssh0le]

This movie is a fucking masterpiece

[@TheCapinToast]

I died at 2:08 That laugh sounded so genuine

[@AAhmou]

"Brutalisation of human Psychology" That sums up the script of this movie.

[@DowncastSpark]

this is like the best thing I seen

[@TheMornal]

Happy 1 year anniversary of this video.

[@BLK_MN]

You can't fool me, Lyle, I know Oney also animated some of this. I thought that part was especially funny.

[@MoaRider]

A movie about Lu Bu taking smarty pants drug would be pretty sweets, let's be real here.

[@guywithpen]

Do not peruse limitless usb-drive

[@peperoni463]

never wiggle

[@darionmoore1566]

Love your videos on movies please do more :)

[@TartarusPictures]

It's good to see this return.