Writing | Several Tumblr Posts in Less Than 3 Minutes ~ Episode 9

[@eric_moore-6126]

0:56 But that's as close to immortality as you can get. You made a joke that's so funny, people still remember it for over a century.

[@liamwhite3522]

Yes, but would you really want to be remembered as "The guy who sold really shitty copper?"

[@Sparksol]

@@liamwhite3522 I wouldn't, but I do know people who'd be like "But they ARE still talking about me!"

[@AnUnfortunatePotato]

@@Sparksol”Bad News is Still News!”

@@liamwhite3522 I thought it was fake copper.

[@liamgavinwells]

Reading Edgar Allen Poe is the only good thing that happened to me from standardized tests

[@tortis6342]

I rediscovered my mom’s illustrated copy of Poe’s Tales of Mystery and Imagination, hard bound in linen and am slowly making my way through it

[@FiSH-iSH]

⁠@@tortis6342WAITWAIT WAIT. IM GONNA NEED TO SEE AN EXAMPLE OF THE ART IN YOUR COPY (IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR ONE SPECIFIC ILLUSTRATED EDGAR ALLEN POE BOOK FOR AGES. I DONT KNOW WHAT THE COVER LOOKS LIKE OR WHAT THE TITLE IS BECAUSE THE PAGES WERE GLUED TO A BATHROOM WALL BUT I REMEMBER THE ARTSTYLE VIVIDLY)

[@taylor_green_9]

To be fair, that last piece of advice works for writing, murder, parties, heists, pretty much any project!

[@yoyohan9]

1:02 I like to cush characters with the horrors, THEN - and _only_ then - I will let them experience the delights 😊

[@internetlurker1850]

Same, happiness can only be earned after soulcrushing physical and mental pain

[@EternalKHFan0]

Couple of Don Bluths here, I see.

[@m_catqueen646]

YES My heart can't take the horrors if there are no delights afterwards

[@rubyamateurtactician4354]

No no no, see, whatcha gotta do is, crush your characters with the horrors FIRST. THEN go for the delights. Recovery time is important.

[@crazyboutferrets]

Then crush tgem again ajd make the cycle repeat

[@rubyamateurtactician4354]

@@crazyboutferrets Yeah exactly!

[@Stick_and_stone]

That is an abusive relationship and I do not support it

[@heysiri3327]

So basically Re:Zero

[@spudsbuchlaw]

Real BDSM be like:

[@klickonthat5244]

Funnily enough, charismatic evil and animalistic power could apply to either a werewolf or a vampire, so it's still a matter of preference.

[@Stick_and_stone]

Fair point.

[@mrmissingno10]

For #6, I actually had to read that story for school last year, and soon after we covered it I saw that post and I was like “hey, I get that reference”

[@DoodleZoo]

I’m early, so here’s a reminder that in a few months it will be a LEAP YEAP

[@MildlyTrash]

Better wed a cowboy.

[@zilaocean]

don’t scare me like that. the leap yeap can’t be that close!

[@DoodleZoo]

@@zilaocean it is indeed that close

[@WooffzTheCoon]

The leap yeap has arrived everyone (Unfortunately, leap yeap day has already passed 😔)

[@wow-roblox8370]

2:26 this made me laugh, and I am not going to hide it anymore! Be gone happiness demons!

[@ThatCrazyPigeonGuy]

Yes! Enjoy it! This is what happens when you watch Bettinas videos

[@originalname8541]

9 seconds ago? Don't mind if I do

[@Amethyst-Marshmallow]

The snake walking into the bar joke actually made me laugh lol! Also love your videos, your voice is so calming to hear :)

[@alexisvulfiaawenfern8112]

Liking vampires is like "gimme immortality plez" liking werewolfs is like "just imagine cuddling with a furry" , oh and also "Who's my good girl? Yeees you are my good girl 😍"

[@tamarbeker1701]

Vampires.

[@DocWyldeCard]

When it said about "under the floorboards" that immediately got me thinkin o' phellow PHILLY--USA's *BIRTHPLACE!!!* :D--Son Edgar Allan Poe. I was delighted that the follow up was indeed a take on The Telltale Heart. >:D

[@commanderfoxtrot]

My storyline involves a group of aliens taking refuge on Earth after another species' conquest destroyed theirs. For context, the refugee alien species _basically are just furries._ My story, my rules, people that don't like that can mind their own business. Anyway one of the things I wrote in that the player might encounter (this will be a AAA title video game if I'm lucky) is one of their comrades fluffing up the neck fur of a lupine anthro and basically getting lost in the sauce, meanwhile said anthro is all for it because _they just survived the destruction of their homeworld and are now getting a lot of positive attention._ Oh, and also a little bit of dogbrain because I like clichés and tropes.

[@iris_drawssandwiches]

1:20 I have a story with both the horrors and the happy!

[@mitchrichardson1995]

If you want to read something like #4 read the manga called CITY or read Nichijou both are simultaneously wholesome and chaotic

[@greensteve9307]

TIL that "quoth" is not the raven's name (in the poem), but an archaic form of "said". quoth /kwəʊθ/ verb ARCHAIC • HUMOROUS said (used only in first and third person singular before the subject). "‘Ah,’ quoth the mechanic, as soon as the bike started, ‘a blown cylinder head gasket.’"

[@537zun4]

the snake joke really made me giggle

[@humankktheblueslime]

YES, MURDER

[@Dragoniccat]

Post 4 just makes me think of Mei and Kiana from Honkai Impact 3rd. And now the song “Da Capo” is playing in my mind. And for some reason “Nightglow.”

[@caitlinabbott7895]

0:20 Haha me with Eddsworld right now

[@steffanlewis1954]

Love these vids

0:59 Here is something worse: mispronouncing certain words and it getting taught in history class centuries later. If you want an example: Louis Bonaparte once announced himself as ‘‘Konijn van 'Olland’’ (rabbit of 'Olland) instead of ‘‘Koning van Holland’’ (king of Holland).

[@braincells1785]

defbitely video of all time

[@jacquesy2520]

2:00 Jonathan Sims jumpscare

[@dr.elementalist]

2:26 Oh come on, I already drove yp to there house. I have the knife out and everything, and now your telling me you wanted me to _write_?

[@nabra97]

2:09 I mean, you shouldn't commit murder with or without proper planning (well, arguably unless you are taking revenge for something horrible or unless you are a governments assassin and are ordered to do so), but there are things you really want to be prepared for before you try. I agree that writing is not one of these things though.

[@Danka42]

2:09 See, I thought it was about parenting.

[@mihaleben6051]

1:22 ah yes murder cat and a fluffy wolf. (Yes its exactl what you think it is. KEYBOARD STOP)

[@imprincesswolfy2565]

Dang, I miss reading Edgar Allan Poe so much

[@robertwiacek271]

which is sexier: a vampire or a werewolf? Both, but for different reasons. Also, a vampire x werewolf romance. For those different reasons. And that;s the hill i'm going to die on.

[@dumkenadine1268]

Amazing your Video

[@m_catqueen646]

1:02 Why is this me-

[@brokenearth4633]

You can bet in a heartbeat that I made ? Videos. Will there be any more new undertale videos in the future because that's why I subscribed for you. You have some really good stories going. At least try to finish them. Or is this just me?

[@theultimatecookie394]

Not just you but I've learnt to appreciate the good content she's got going on now The UT voice overs will be missed tho lol

[@brokenearth4633]

@@theultimatecookie394 sorry it's just I love watching it because it was so adorable and now I just sit waiting for the rest that most likely won't happen. Sorry I didn't mean to bring my depressing life into this.

[@TheQueerLeaf]

❤️

[@wow-roblox8370]

HORRAY A NEE EPISODE

[@wow-roblox8370]

new* also capitals, I am boiling, it should not be this hot in autumn

[@petal_cult]

@@wow-roblox8370 NEE will be the LEAP YEAP of the 2100s

[@therandom3541]

You have over 300k subs. Why don’t you get verified?

[@elmusicalebrig5368]

what even is a Leap yeap...

[@brandyfox984]

:)

[@Names_Nyooooo]

2 min late sad

[@adrianbrown3085]

2:25 Way to ruin good advice...

[@Bestroyer348]

First

[@Jay_hates_his_readers]

2:09 al right i just need to be alone with the target for thgat he needs to return from- awe man :[