WWDC 2014 Funny Moments

A compilation of funny moments at WWDC 2014.

[@arthurdebacker4797]

I loved the older keynotes from Apple. They came across very real and genuine. Nowadays there is 13 different people speaking for every single service or thing. And it's only really a video and no real feel with the audience.

[@CrisCheese_]

Also it feels now like an hour long ad with no real world presentation

[@Mistygio]

yeah its less fun nowadays. But then if you look at any other presentation from any other company, you realize just how professional Apple keeps it to this day. Look at Sony's latest when they introduced their car. You cant understand a word that guy is saying lmao. And the way they talk about the car is as if they didn't really love the project. Apple has a much different approach to presenting their products. Apple still has the best and most effective presentations of any company

[@nachovyofficial]

There is no audience except KZbin

[@jackatk]

You can tell that all the people they have speaking now are to pander to people because of diversity

[@1997Banane]

Well see if we come back to the live presentations now that covid has pretty much ended.

[@dtvfan24]

I do hope Craig becomes the next CEO after Time steps down

[@Casonplayz]

Yea

[@Oqweisha]

Yes

[@techactivate781]

Yeah

[@christiangrey3645]

Yep

[@HarrisonBorbarrison]

T I M E

[@bamboleando]

"FREE! ... with limits" That's Apple's motto

[@jonanddy]

😂😂 the way he delivered that

[@handlemonium]

Ohhhhh the unlimited limits.

[@Bruh-zx2mc]

Free.... except the device and $1000 stand

[@hueluca]

How can you not love Craig

[@realmrchannel]

easily

[@notanotherreviewer.]

all it takes is having eyes and ears

[@TheSmilePerson]

5:07

[@No_king1143]

how can you love Craig, that is the real question

[@scapulartech9347]

Especially that hair scene. You know what I’m talking about if you watch Apple events

[@gaminot]

I love how tim cook can't stop talking so seriously about android like it's a demon

[@LaughingOrange]

Because to him it is. Without Android the rest of the market would be so fragmented that nobody would want to use it.

[@sealsportsreal]

Andriod is a demon 💀 😈

[@randomplays9955]

Because it is. 👹

[@akeiai]

You know what's more demonic? Hosting your data to China voluntarily to allow them to inspect data, and then disabling features like airdrop discreetly because people were using it to share information that are against the Chinese government. I can't trust them with anything at all. Especially when they're denying they don't collect data when in fact they do collect data. At least Google is honestly about your data privacy, they will take a lot of our data, but you can disable them.

[@halfwaysleet]

android is much better, I'd pick a s22 ultra any day over a iphone 14 pro max. Just a superior phone in all regards even with outdated os.

[@zalenstar]

Craig has become the humorous heart of apple’s events and I’m all in for it

[@kristymay1342]

Yeah he is funny

[@plasmic653]

older wwdcs were wild 😅

[@skylovescars69420]

And also the android startup with the robot pissing on Apple logo

[@ThatShitGood]

Covid took them from us😭

[@itsTyrion]

@@skylovescars69420 I HAD THAT xD

[@User-ge7ni]

“wild”

[@yourfriendlysubaruoutback]

the "OS Weed" joke was wild 💀

[@yonimeller]

Just shows how minimal crowd work can make these keynotes much more fun and exciting

[@MaJonathan]

I would of loved to have Os 10 weed tho 😂😂😂

[@saiyanc137]

“Hey siri, How much time until the meeting?!” “You still have 90 minutes, David. Relax, and enjoy the herb. ;)”

[@RapidWildFire]

Yes 😍😍😍😍

[@tylerdean3489]

I hope the future demos include comedy like this! I didn't realize how entertaining they used to be

[@llukas0906]

Way to many things can go wrong, I‘m pretty sure the live demos will never return

[@OtavioFesoares]

Craig is the less evil version of Steve Jobs.

[@sealsportsreal]

Agree.

[@adilatif8345]

I think Steve ain’t evil but Tim is

[@darkwoodmovies]

He's just funny. Steve Jobs was cold but genius, nobody is like Steve Jobs.

[@F1BD]

Steve Jobs was better, but i still love both

[@Zvxers7]

​@@F1BDwe can all agree that tim cook is shit

[@dyldog]

If they appoint anybody else as CEO other than Craig I’m writing Apple’s HR team a strongly worded email

[@lpjzof]

nah, write to the board of directors they decide the CEO

[@dyldog]

@@lpjzof I’ll pretend to be Warren Buffett (Berkshire Hathaway owns 6% of Apple) and ask very politely to make Craig CEO

[@Noah-Lach]

It's likely going to be Jeff Williams, the COO. He's even become the direct report for the design team after Evans Hankey left the company.

[@MaximTsyba]

He might be a good and charismatic narrator, but not necessarily a good CEO - these guys usually have much more responsibilities other than showing up at public presentation once in a year

[@TotallyAHuman]

"Sent from Outlook"

[@chasejohnson375]

“With limits” 😂 he’s my favorite tbh

[@YerStewpid]

Craig still eats them keynotes up to this day 😌

[@MyBlogsTV]

All hail Hair Force One!

[@YerStewpid]

@@MyBlogsTV Yuhhhh

[@kiromi790]

man i hate this phrase

[@ColonelLucario]

Where is MacOS Weed ? 😂

[@enzmondo]

I wish the newer in-person events would be this funny and clever. Some of my favourite parts were “How about that parallel programming joke,” “They had bought an Android phone… by mistake,” and “FREE (with limits)”

[@Nothing...Really]

Really wish they bring live presentations back. They're so much more active and just simply better ! There's room for error sometimes, but that makes it even more comedic. The events now have great cinematography and are crafted really well, but they lack one thing, thats not being live :(

[@jonathanrush4583]

inferior devices 😂 the shots to android are hilarious

[@coldbrew6104]

Which is interesting because Apple is better at stability and simplicity; they rarely have MORE features than Android. Just remember: Android had widgnets LONNGGGG before iOS did 😂

[@jonathanrush4583]

@@coldbrew6104 and when apple did them most android devs stumbled to make theirs closer to apples because they know who is better

[@VeeTHis]

Android during this time was actually kind of bad. Nowadays though, Android blows garbageOS out of the water.

[@jonathanrush4583]

@@VeeTHis i’ve used an s20 up until december 2022 where i upgraded to an iphone and i can assure you that’s not true

[@jonathanrush4583]

@Ⰰⱀⰴⱃⰺⰹⰽⱁ pixels could be fine because it’s actually made by google, but nothing compared to the control on apple devices as well as the ecosystem and services like imessage and facetime

[@ArthurKhazbs]

Legend has it, he still hasn't called mom back

[@anaymakan6989]

The old keynotes are my favourites. Subtle funny roasts and humour. With the live reaction of the audience. Now it feels fake with all the pre made videos with loads of different speakers.

[@RetroPotato]

and the new one are heartless in a sense that there is simply no human touch in them. they are all perfectly crafterd almost like if it were done by an AI rendering the whole thing. The old one had dynamism, interaction with the crowd, small jokes, winks through the 4th wall (which wasnt even there) all these prerecorded ones are so sterile that i dont think watching it in straight makes even sense… just skip skip skip… ok 15 seconds interesting… skip skip… i wish they would bring back live presentations with some old fashioned jokes. and that Tim could deliver a joke without sounding like someone is actually working on his perfect dental record :)

[@Theauramasternul]

Wow, back when Apple had a personality.

[@Vex22778]

Nowadays they are just another soulless company

[@YD_.]

Yall gotta watch some of the recent WWDCs, lots of memeable craig moments there

[@adora_was_taken]

@@YD_. showing off the instant wake on M1 and running at super speed come to mind

[@SevastianYT]

As a hardcore Android user, I absolutely love the hard Android roasts from Apple, competition is awesome:D

[@darkwoodmovies]

My favorite was this year, when he introduced some trivial feature that Apple never got around to but Android had for 10 years, and then he sarcastically said "what a time to be alive". I died.

[@michalferdyn]

"Check out that trash can. That is a gorgeous trash can. You wouldn't believe how much time we spent craftintg a trash can." ~ (probably) Some Apple emplloyee after showing the 2013 Mac Pro

[@LuisFernandoAstorga]

I miss Craig’s live demos :(

[@dianamagritte5079]

Craig complimenting the trash can is a perfect meme for when I feel low about myself lmao

[@arunsp767]

Craig: *Makes the audience erupt from laughter with everything he says. Meanwhile Tim: Uh Android. Android sucks.

[@ImDannn]

I would’ve went straight to mac if they made OSX Weed

[@FireflyX5L]

That trash can killed me 😂 💀

[@Blarnix]

Dude literally just outlined the entire SMS thing and nobody blinked.

[@LeLeafBoi]

God, this makes me love Craig. Honestly some good humor.

[@bren.nan_]

you can tell craig is super passionate about his job and loves what he does

[@Riley_Canvessa]

As a hardcore Samsung user This is great

[@alpitu21]

I'm sorry for you.

[@FoxSock]

@@alpitu21 apple makes good devices but they are horrendously over priced

[@alpitu21]

@@FoxSock i mean, have you seen the s23 ultra? It's more expensive than the iPhone in most countries. Thank god with that almost doubled price they slightly have better stuff inside the phone.

[@LunaForeverr]

@@FoxSockthey’re not that far off Samsungs anymore tbh

[@sas408]

@@FoxSock what makes it "over priced"?

[@arbykay5946]

Craig for me is the succesor of the Steve's Humour

[@tybracadabra6321]

The Craig lore that he had grey hair even as a kid

[@getyouup1176]

Craig will always send the Steve Jobs legacy to us.

[@user-wc9vl2sw8z]

Craig is the best, really made the keynotes fun to watch. Wouldn't mind more Craig humor in the next keynote

[@yannpoco]

I miss Jony, I miss the good old time.

[@experial7725]

You got me hooked at the trash can.

[@wofi784]

I want Apple to bring back the live Keynotes, so much more personal and real, I think we've had enough with the video ones

[@Oliver_Saer]

Craig dunking on his colleague's parallel programming joke has to be one of the greatest WWDC moments of all time.

[@drewfogg]

We LOVE Craig!

[@jmcalaramo]

0:16 This can also be referred to their Mac Pro from 2013

[@ok_schlatter]

this is probably my favorite wwdc keynote ever

[@yurigarcia4561]

1:27 (with limits)

[@theworm7156]

Everyone: AW CO- Craig: OK NOW TO THE NEXT BIG THING WE MADE AR CONTACT LENSES WHICH SHUT YOU UP

[@spicypeppers2019]

“they had bought an Android phone… by mistake. and then had sought a better experience… and a better life” 💀

[@itsdorian208]

craig has not aged a day

[@pychang]

Can't believe that's almost ten years ago. 🥹

[@ChickenGamingFlamingoLegs]

It is now

[@CoasterNetwork_]

I miss it when they were like this

[@Thunderbolt1684]

Craig needs to be CEO

[@eulehund99]

As an Android User, the jokes about android were great and they addressed some flaws with it.

[@liam_gapp]

I don't care if they don't bring the old keynotes back but at least make Craig the only host of all of them

[@sealsportsreal]

That’s the stupidest ideas ever, lol Craig should be in them a lot of the time but Craig ain’t no ceo. Tim Cook should host all of the keynotes, in my opinions. For some weird reason if Apple does choose Craig to host all of the keynotes, at least they should make a specific role for that.

[@EdisonTheFox]

Craig Federighi is one of the best presenters at Apple!

[@marcosatanaka]

One of the funniest WWDCs for sure

[@NinPossible]

If Apple won't do a live keynote this year, it's gonna feel like they're distancing themselves from their customers. Yeah pre recorded presentations are easier to control and they don't have to risk with the live reaction but come on, they need to do it this year.

[@totalchrisgaming]

Tim is so brutal

[@htpa2929]

This is why I love watching WWDC

[@genethebean7597]

The Jonny Ive diamond-cut spoon joke got me rolling

[@Peteboi64932]

*WHY DON'T YOU AWNSER SON!?* mom i'm in WWDC!!

[@TravelWithKabirCD]

This made my day. Here’s to the importance of a studio audience!

[@aniksen3831]

I really miss the legend you know......😞

[@fxarts9755]

Imagine if Craig became next ceo of Apple… the keynotes would be amazing

[@GoodMusicEnjoyer]

I wish next WWDC will be like in good old days. Sinse I was a young teen I have a dream to visit one IRL in that theatre room.

[@JermaineBeatsYT]

The pandemic kinda ruined that experience...

[@pronpalunpo1066]

@@JermaineBeatsYT But now it's almost endemic

[@elliottrogozinski]

I feel like Tim only talked about Android 😅

[@OccupiedMuffins]

Back when Apple was run by humans

[@janluofficial]

Oh dear god... WELL THIS LOOKS LIKE A GOOD TIME TO SHOW OFF A FEATURE

[@dailygarbageofficial]

wish we still had Steve because he didn't clown on which devices you have

[@Rave_editZ]

Pretty sure they don't hate android they are just doing jokes

[@triple7marc]

Yes he did lol

[@adora_was_taken]

yeah he never made jokes about windows or microsoft

[@soggybaguette8457]

I think Steve would be proud

[@shantanukulkarni8883]

Yes I want to willingly watch in 2023, a 2014 event funny moments video, posted in 2021.

[@zakchr]

They love so much the trash can that its the only that didnt changed 😂

[@doq]

all this tells me is that KitKat came out almost 10 years ago and I'm old

[@ChristianoLord9]

Yes Craig, we want OS X Weed

[@freshasian]

ceo poor shaming is just typical apple behaviour

[@Tommy47.]

Man I miss these old live presentations from apple.

[@gabrieledellaloggia]

I think Craig Federighi should be a standup comedian and no one can change my mind

[@FunAndGamesAnimation]

Why don't they make them like this anymore?

[@bryan.w.t]

Man I miss this era of macOS

[@craftyartistaydin4806]

“And check out that gorgeous trash can” got me rolling

[@darwiniandude]

Nice compilation. Many great moments. :)

[@orchetect7415]

I miss the funny keynotes. Now it’s rare you get any cheeky comments or vignettes.

[@1openborder]

I miss these keynotes and the digs at android

[@nekrost2993]

I wish this old style keynotes would come back... it felt more alive.. more connected with human

[@horseiswatching]

I miss the days of funny keynotes. Bring them back Apple!

[@Cha_Cha..]

After watching this you can't convince me otherwise that apple is not a cult

[@helper_bot]

its called being good at telling jokes. something tells me you're bad at understanding them. its ok, both sides have flaws, dont say you dont want to admit it

[@Tr4ns1st0r]

This is just funny

[@Powhart]

Let’s protect Craig Federighi at all cost!!!

[@noreal5856]

Honestly, pre-recorded event is sh*t 😂

[@carlislejoaquinsantiago1241]

Craig is the only one who has the most of Steve's humor. I wish Craig was the CEO.

[@ghost_endy]

i miss live presentations :(

[@matthewgarmendia7803]

I miss this old apple. Everything went downhill after the pandemic with the pre-recorded keynotes.

[@JustJamesNotJerry]

The new mac will cost $150000 so you can have this beautiful new trashcan icon.

[@cursorguy]

Bro Tim Cook was waiting for that laugh track in the first one 😂

[@acer6049]

The way tim pronounces *Aindroiyed* 😂

[@kipchickensout]

They talk about ancient history in 2014 and their macOS design in 2023 still has 2008 vibes

[@XzTS-Roostro]

I wanna see them do an April Fools ad campaign for MacOS Weed

[@kroket1337]

Craig reminds me the Jobs keynotes. Entertaining and informative.

[@errorhandle404]

Bro I love Craig “OS 10 Weed”💀

[@CalebHigginbotham]

the og keynotes are the bomb

[@nielgoh]

Damn I just got the Mac Pro trash can joke after all these years....LOL

[@Itstraxxx]

I enjoyed every second