Danny Bhoy: Live at the Festival Theatre - French

I do not own this video. All credit goes to Danny Bhoy.

[@TheLegenDacster]

I forgot how hilarious Danny is. Top notch Mr B.

[@heatherbell4410]

If he just stood there and said nothing at all I would watch it for hours, the best looking comic in the world! The wonderful thing is that he is unbelievably funny too!

[@samadrid6321]

+Heather Bell Check out youjizz.

[@rustedsting7892]

Heather Bell I had no idea he is half Indian how amazing

[@arwenyder]

As a French, I remember the same in english class. :)

[@jincos--stories7501]

It's still the same on the other side

[@NcrFax]

too awesome. that is exactly how my french education went down.

[@romainsavioz5466]

@@vanbaelen38 fait allez france

[@fallingangel6096]

as a Scottish person trying to learn french, i relate to this SO much XD

[@PS-vm3we]

Haven't seen any new material from Danny Bhoy in a while. I really hope he's well. He's my favourite comedian by a mile. His accent, his looks, giggling at his own jokes.

[@richvail7551]

This is why I’m here. I just remembered a couple of days ago that I used to split my guts watching this guy but for some reason he’s not showing up on KZbin anymore. I’m thinking if he was still at it he’d be selling out shows still. Me too, I hope all is well with Danny.

[@PS-vm3we]

@@richvail7551 He actually just released some OZ tour dates on Facebook. Yay. Hope he'll be making his way to Europe and America after that.

[@karenstratton4878]

Saw him in NZ in March. Absolutely fantastic. Tears of laughter streaming down my face within 10 minutes

[@krisadler6509]

Just saw him a week ago in Vancouver. He’s around 😊

[@AmonAmarthFan609]

"Je maker un mistaker" 😂😂😂

[@Borjigin.]

I'm Canadian, and shocked to see the experience is so similar in the UK X'D

[@Cornedrue92]

This guy is hilarious ! Cheers for the upload from France !

[@morbethia]

wow, it´s like he´s BEEN at my french class!:D

[@chazzybara]

Those dislikers are probably the family he stared at

[@calibrijones]

I died ready this comment

[@HattielyEverAfter1995]

And Scott x

[@kaleemsummally5976]

Scott "Hang on I haven't got my fucking bananas yet" killed me 😂😂😂

[@gracehoward7715]

a banana a BANANA?!? ... a banana

[@tomasotreasaigh111]

You got 128 likes for typing out 3 short lines of something Danny said... Seriously? The age of logic and reason is dead and gone! Now its fuckwits like you just talking shite and ruining the world, bring on the apocalypse please, end this madness now!

[@xanderlong6595]

Tom Treacy someone: *points out a segment of the stand up they particularly liked* 128 people: *agree that that segment was particularly funny* Dumbass Tom 2 years later: “REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”

[@HaMashiachYeshuaisLord]

Tom Treacy Jesus Christ what happened to you?

[@mattsmith9689]

@@tomasotreasaigh111 you must be an absolute ball to go out to a comedy club or party with

[@walkernick86]

@@tomasotreasaigh111 You a twat? you a twat! A twat you are!

[@CandyMashiMaro]

Danny my fav. Please upload more on youtube.

[@yurischubertzwingli879]

SILVER PLATE I caaaaaan't 😂😂😂😂

[@adrees4u]

What does that mean?

[@chocolatfoncee7528]

@@adrees4u it was meant to be "s'il vous plait" meaning "if you don't mind" or "please" in French.

[@adrees4u]

@@chocolatfoncee7528 Thanks dear

[@scottfuller5194]

I lived in Metz France for five (cinq) years.....we had our French language education in roadside cafes.....les hotels de la gare, en marche de puces but our French teacher newly arrived from Quebec.....was re-assigned to be the home room teacher for our french speaking students so we were given German language in lieu.....jawohl....! And preferred to learn our francais avec vin de jour.....AU cafe.....!

[@sim33009]

I remember failing French just like that.

[@jazzydragon4498]

This is so relatable! 😂 To me, it seems like a lot of language classes teach you how to speak and interact with other speakers in a more polite/formal/"normal" manner. But, as we all know when it comes to language, there are many other nuanced things like slang, what's considered socially/culturally acceptable, and general social behavior that isn't always mentioned in language classes. It's kinda hard to just teach stuff like that in a class setting anyways though.

[@maryraisch6648]

Oh, God! This is too much! It's SSssooo much like my visit to France back when the world was young!

[@miaschannelforcommenting]

its funny because in Canada you take mandatory french age 6-14 (in ontario at least) and yet your proficiency is still shit by the age of 15 bc that^ was exactly how it was taught across the board so like i can shop at a grocery store in paris but it's gonna involve at least 2 minutes of sheer mime

[@DominicBlair]

Yushan Cong In québec, we have to take english from age 7-17.

[@EndlessSummer888]

"In Ontario at least"? Where I went to school, we didn't start French until Gr 4, so that's age 9. Has the curriculum changed? I've been out of elementary school for over 10 years now.

[@Blaze6432]

@@EndlessSummer888 It depends on province. But from my understanding, alot of schools have heavily cut back on French education simply due to the lack of purpose it serves in most peoples professional lives.

[@EndlessSummer888]

@@Blaze6432 I don't think it's as much lack of purpose as it is lack of French teachers and teachers who know French. Our country is severely short-staffed with those. French teachers are getting hired right out of university because they're so in demand. In fact, that's one among several reasons I'm majoring in French in university right now.

[@CaptainAMAZINGGG]

I was in French immersion in primary school and I still don't know French properly lol.

[@TheShootingDogs]

Same happaned to any children in Turkey when they had to learn to speak in English :)

[@ladyofwildrose]

Hilarious!! Thanks for the laugh and bringing back memories of high school French!

[@wayne7467]

he is outstanding!

[@shananalexander9789]

Danny Bhoy I am from America. I think you are so very intertaining. Love your videos.

[@EvilSean62]

where are you now danny... we miss you

[@cec896]

And now I know why every tourist say "qu'est-ce que c'est " when they come to Paris 😆

[@veroniqueg4983]

When I was a teenager In the early 80's, our teacher who was very old fashioned used an early 1960's sort of equivalent of allez France. We had to study a long chapter of the mutiny on the Bounty. So we learned vocabulary so very useful and easy to place in a conversation such as northwest wind and flogging. The latter would have been very useful should I decide to work as a dominatrix but that's about it.

[@whith5184]

in tears!!!!

[@newsatone]

Give him a biscuit, silver plate!...lol.

[@amfanakaguccirushgirl9686]

Danny Bhoy is really awesome !!

[@maryraisch6648]

Unbelievable! SOooo true! I remember doing that in German! Got a C because the teacher laughed!

[@graciehernandez1364]

I can't keep a straight face when I watch him. Hahahahahahahahahaha

[@D4RKBRU73]

I haven't laughed this hard for a long time :D That was exactly like my french classes ! PS: Silverplate was overkill xD PPS: " Qu'est-ce que c'est ? " was the question our french teacher loved to torment us with by pointing at anything in the classroom and asking us what it is :3

[@thesmartone9338]

this is what my French class is like except only 3 kids out of the 30 have not a F or D in the class in the class.

[@BadmintonBombshell]

I'd love to show this to my French class. Shame it's got so much swearing :(

[@61lastchild]

You think your students aint heard swears before? They prefer to learn how to swear in other languages...might interest them...

[@clothilde1623]

I agree with the above comment - your class will have heard and will have said much worse. I’m sure they would enjoy this video and they would certainly be able to cope with a few simple sweary words. What’s more, treating them like adults will endear you to them.

[@cherryketket]

Can't possibly have a Scot not use his favorite words la.

[@Traitorman..Proverbs26.11]

Copy it and put *bleebs* across the swear words. I’m sure that none of them will have the faintest idea of what was said :)

[@lexiright5609]

@@61lastchild I don’t think you understand the rules around showing videos in class 😂😂 teachers can’t just pick anything.

[@belenahow]

I cant comment I am laughing too hard hahahahhaaa

[@clich126]

This guy is pretty funny

[@witchychlo]

This dude went to my school lmao

[@sdgml3878]

are you Scott?

[@MrDanee22]

DANNY BOY❤️❤️

[@TIGIO]

Silver plate. x'D

[@ToDamnRight]

TIGIO took me awhile to understand that joke ahahahaa

[@ArthurKnight1899]

i dont get it

[@D4RKBRU73]

@@ArthurKnight1899 The french phrase "s'il vous plaît" (please) sounds very similar to silverplate. It's hilarious

[@henrietteneuschwander219]

@@D4RKBRU73 If pronounced correctly, it actually doesn't though...

[@D4RKBRU73]

@@henrietteneuschwander219 You must be fun at parties

[@kirbyelimonroe5679]

can you upload more please

[@jasmineryelle3472]

I'm currently taking German and I can relate to pronouncing an English word in a different accent 😂

[@johnkanneman5628]

La voz más hermosa del mundo - comenzó a llorar (Factor X).

[@jacquelineots4220]

Super!

[@RhangDao]

says chapter 14, then chapter 11 of Allez France. Ruined suspension of disbelief

[@yugandali]

All the chapters are the same. They're written in French. Who can tell the difference?

[@youmustcreateachanne]

It's all Greek to me.

[@deniscomedy9012]

Awesome

[@kaleemsummally5976]

Silverplate 😅😅😅

[@damenrarana5166]

Where can i watch the full video of this standup?

[@alisonlewis3072]

Absurdly best medicine 💊

[@Kevo20]

Absolutely brilliant 😂

[@miriamvlachoulis6875]

Havent got my fucking bananas yet

[@DJNEDROY]

that accent an his look hehe

[@dcmastermindfirst9418]

Yeah he's Scottish

[@rowanaboat4523]

Can *IIIIIIII* have a biscuit

[@baysodi]

Fun time!

[@WildlifeObsessed]

Padding that out - so we’re you.

[@GawrGurasBathTubPizza]

Better then any american comedian!

[@usamanasher6852]

I was disappointed as there was no "Gecko in the motel" story

[@nikieberhardt4624]

Yes that was beyond funny. He had to fax himself into the bed😂😂

[@peggynielsen7519]

Danny Bhoy 🤣🤣🤣❤❤❤

[@DominicBlair]

The only thing bad about this video is the bandicam watermark

[@no.20jetirayeerong53]

"I gotnt got my fuckin bananas yet"

[@terineedler6219]

Silver plate!

[@jessicatran4752]

I did intermediate French at Sydney University and yes, we learnt French like that too🤣🤣🤣

[@kitt1226]

Same damn thing in my German class

[@MM-gd8sg]

Johnny Bhoy is supposed to be a sexy hunk...but somehow he's not why?

[@Coert94]

Lol. 'Banaan' is dutch

[@ellakeukelaar8962]

ook frans slimpo

[@jean-claudefrancoisbaroudd730]

"Banane" is the french word, I'm not sure that's the word you should have picked to start a rant.. "Banana" sounds preeeeeetty much the same in every fucking language..

[@nostorop]

une banaan = correct also in french not only dutch

[@fairybits]

Jean-Claude Francois Baroud de la Lombardiere Snickers.Are you TRYING to sound like DANNY at the end with the 'FUCK WORD"? LOL.Oh you poor thing you.

[@jean-claudefrancoisbaroudd730]

Dear fairybits I apologise if my language has offended you.. I'm french (as my not-so-peruvian-name might suggest), We swear quite a lot, for no specific reasons... But I'm touched that you were reminded of a great commedian by my little comment ! Made my snickering day !

[@sylviepotfer2117]

I'm french... ^_^

[@dc22177hm]

Every thing other people say and I hear they do here or I think that to say that I'm crazy and that's a corrupt game and when I speak to the people they don't listen to do or I'm crazy and a man say I tray to go only that I can say what they do around me. He Like a leader of every thing what happen around me

[@MultiSciGeek]

Lol this is so lame but so funny at the same time

[@GawrGurasBathTubPizza]

Why is it lame? Peobably use to dumb american moronic comedy

[@bmalohi5592]

@@GawrGurasBathTubPizza lol you just had to find a reason to trash America 🤦. I'm American and found this hilarious 🤷

[@August-kc8xw]

I'm american and I studied Italian in class, we had a script and everything but a lot of stuff we actually learned where hand gestures. One was like you bite your hand when your mad or some shit. So I said something and bit my hand but they were sweaty from nervousness and tasted disgusting I almost died during the skit and they pretended to call an ambulance

[@yonatan484]

Porqua lol

[@messymonster690]

ahahha we do the same in canada

[@philipralph]

LOL at miming Scotland

[@littlelynx243]

Oms scott😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheDs1983]

hahahah

[@jengleheimerschmitt7941]

J'un makier un mistakier

[@flightofapaullo72]

😂😂

[@sjsharma3297]

LOL