Witcher 2: Triss & The Troll Couple

[@ilmentore7]

2:03 best moment😂

[@rutger5000]

I like trolls in the witcher. They're one of the very few people you can trust to tell the truth. Lying is simply beyond their capacity.

[@John-uw2je]

They lie sometimes, but are too incapable of pulling it off.

[@chalis6270]

Yeah ogg lies, he says shoes grow in the area where he, Rogg, and Pogg are living when Geralt is looking for Thaler.

[@detachsoup6061]

They can lie, they tried a few times but it never happend

[@mardenhill]

@@John-uw2je they don't lie, they are just creative with the truth sometimes.

[@peterpan41]

They try to lie, but very much like kid lying, its futile.

[@onemoregodrejected9369]

"What´s in the pot?" "Soup... Elf and Onions. Gooood. Want try?" "I don´t like onions" lol

[@FrostFyre003]

Still a better love story than Twilight.

[@xLetalis]

much!

[@goddammitno_]

This troll straight up asked him if he's gay

[@Daydy377]

Time for trolling

[@bajojajo69]

I honestly can't decide if he meant liking men as in being into them or eating a human stew but it's hilarious either way. Never knew trolls had gaydars

[@mardenhill]

@@bajojajo69 he didn't judge geralt even if he was, shows you how far advanced ahead of humans they are.

[@TESkyrimizer]

Trolls are so adorable when they arent committing casual cannibalism

[@xLetalis]

indeed :)

[@BigUriel]

Eating people isn't cannibalism for them lol

[@joeshmoe6908]

Technically, it’s only cannibalism if you eat your own race. So, eating a human wouldn’t be cannibalism for them.

[@Tinziielein]

We would be cannibals by eating meat then, but yeah they are sooo cuteee

[@nicholascerillo4000]

Is it cannibalism if it isn’t your own species?

[@thesaviorofsouls5210]

Only soup stay :( Poor fella

[@xLetalis]

yaeh :(

[@xLetalis]

These trolls are kind of charming :)

[@BeautyIsJustAMask]

I adore the trolls in witcher 2, I wish there were more than rock trolls in witcher 3.

[@rhinoprime9395]

Their not rock trolls o think just trolls I think their mountain trolls

[@jorritoudhof2768]

BeautyIsJustAMask well, the witcher 3 has Bart and his chorfun

[@MrDwarfpitcher]

I loved the first troll I found *What on earth is that?* "Trolololo" *Nice*

[@guts5379]

Yea I'd love more variety of trolls. They crack me up in Witcher 3. *Oooo. Witcherses two, walk no more...stops! This mountain trolly mountain.*

[@whatsinaname7289]

I totally disagree. I loved the trolls from the witcher 3 and I'm so happy they changed them. This is my first time seeing Witcher 2 trolls, and I don't think I would've empathized with them as much if they were that way in the Witcher 3. Their voice lines and voices especially are much better in the third game. But that's just my opinion. 🤷‍♂️

[@Zw285]

3:17 LUL! "I don't like onions," like that your biggest problem with the soup.

[@namekman01]

you dont wana be rude by saying no to elfs. besides, elfs taste good with onions.

[@TwistedMdk]

​@@namekman01 tomato like

[@vardellsfolly5200]

Those trolls are simply adorable..

[@krisnorge5830]

"Flowers? No! Flowers stench! Troll bring bird dung!" XD

[@xyz-yu3xm]

-wisha man likes man? 4:26 lol look at geralt's face :D sdfsfghjsd best troll ever x-DDDDDD

[@youtubecensored1657]

So just to sum this up the female troll left because her mate was messing the a human female...bruhhh

[@xLetalis]

yes, even trolls can't resist Triss :)

[@mardenhill]

clearly a downgrade in her eyes, i can see why.

[@schalker2901]

​@@mardenhilltbh i would choose female troll instead of triss,because well... its triss.

[@NtoTheM]

I love the tone at the end of "Wisha man likes man?" because he sounds curious and genuinely wondering about it, but without judging. These feral trolls might seem like savages at first, but they already show more social capability than any human you'd encounter who gets a reason to think you a gay man.

[@antke1472]

I think he was talking about food

[@mardenhill]

@@antke1472 then he would have asked if geralt likes "humans". the context was clearly about males, because geralt inquired about letho.

[@mardenhill]

exactly my thought. trolls have an advanced civilization level compared to humans in the witcherverse, which i absolutely love.

[@johnmccarron7066]

A romance for the ages.

[@Daniel218lb]

Sometimes, Witcher 2, has more atmosphere and graphics than Witcher 3! Great video!

[@brandenapexo604]

Different graphic design The Witcher 2 has more stark colors and contrast while The Witcher 3 has better color theory and blending

[@EarFarce4]

I'd say w2 has better overall atmosphere. W3 toned it down a lot.

[@umcaraqualquer3640]

@@EarFarce4 Witcher 2 is extremely morally gray and politics heavy, while 3 is more focused on the monster killing aspects. Both are great, but 2's atmosphere was definitely more intense.

[@zolikoff]

"Enough, we surrender! Spare us!" 5 seconds later... "We're soldiers of fortune. We're not afraid of death!"

[@szolar1]

10:29 Oh my god he is Adam Pangratt from the last witcher book (Lady of the lake). Wow. I was read the book this week and I didn't know it that he is in the second game too. Until now. Thanks for the upload. That made my day. :)

[@maxchatterji5866]

szolar1, I have read all the books but I can't remember him. What did he do

[@szolar1]

He was the commander of the Free Company. The Free Company, took part in the battles at Brenna.

[@maxchatterji5866]

szolar1, oh wow I remember those mercenaries. The characters from the books were so great.

[@UshankaMaster]

@@szolar1 whoa, what a detail right there

[@respiratoryfailure3780]

Even troll women act like that

[@lukastojanovic8551]

Hello there

[@lililillililillililillilil2116]

I love the troll subtitles

[@dohickey7184]

Why is Geralt wearing Lamberts jacket?

[@Abhisheksengupta923]

they are friends, Geralt borrowed it

[@ProxMackintosh]

After reading the books I just noticed the mercernary Adam Pangrett is from the books He fought in the 2nd Great Northen War

[@sirknife6698]

I think I like w2 trolls better than w3 when it comes to the design

[@gegensw4500]

totally agree.

[@Bones9191]

i think the difference is because they're different species of trolls. these are just plain old trolls. the ones in witcher 3 are rock trolls.

[@ftupidsuck]

Agreed

[@brandenapexo604]

It’s a different species in The Witcher 3

[@illyaismail6413]

No, those trolls are completely different. They are Rock trolls.

[@linwong1494]

Wow these guards are way less aggressive than the ones in witcher 3

[@scattysafari7742]

I love the Trolls.

[@Mrzanetti100]

Cool that you're uploading W2 stuff now, started replaying it a couple days ago.

[@cheeks7050]

The Trolls in TW2 are awesome. I like how much more imposing they are than in TW3.

[@alexbarcovsky4319]

He sounds old and wise, but hes just old.

[@thomasalvarez6456]

The bartender is the same voice as the Scottish voices from medieval total war II

[@SirRavix]

I love the Witcher 2 trolls

[@Luuk_D]

is it just me or does this troll sound like Crach an Craite in the Witcher 3?

[@xLetalis]

heh, may be :)

[@gafasd]

That's a very well spoken dwarf. Might it perhaps be a female-dwarf?

[@sirknife6698]

Wille A Sometimes I forget that there is no difference between female and male dwarfs

[@ratchetexperience8379]

Wille A can't be though. No female dwarve would talk about a woman like that so incessantly

[@gafasd]

Sephiroth not even a lesbian dwarf?

[@sirknife6698]

There's too much gay in this game XD

[@bindair_dundat]

I missed these trolls from TW3.

[@johnh5646]

I want to adopt a troll. Lol

[@Vesemer_Sairo]

no flowers only birds DUNG do! lolll

[@eljay2224]

8:07 sounds like a northern irish accent, I remember someone else in the witcher 3 with a similar accent but cant remember who

[@yuvrajdeval1919]

YOU WON'T REGRET IT

[@moistnugget141]

xLetalis i dont know if you already know/uploaded this but thought it was really funny. found a funny interaction in TW3 Hearts of Stone. You know the Quest where you have to find the schemes for the ophiris armor? When you get the quest and have to "infiltrate" the Hideout of the soldiers who stole the schemes you confront 2 guards in front of the main door you have 3 options while talking: fight, axii, or pay them. If you chose axii you say to them they have to count to 100 and so they start to count to 100. After they reach 100 the effect of axii wears off and you have to fight them. Love your content! keep up the good work.

[@xLetalis]

yep i've done it and made a video, it's great :) and thanks!

[@OstravskiOstravak]

Man..trolls are just so cool :D

[@victoriasharpe1661]

Just too funny the fact that the she troll left him because he chose the redheaded human over her 🤣 I find the trolls in 2 a lot funnier than the ones in 3

[@FLAME7250]

When he says "pet" i think he didnt mean with his hands😝

[@Mo-cl8wb]

😳

[@daughterofthegull4822]

I wonder how it feels to marry a troll hmmmm

[@josejuanmorenosanchez5192]

May be is better than marry some ppl... omg XD

[@daughterofthegull4822]

José Juan Moreno Sánchez XD

[@LegitEagle1098]

W2 trolls seem a lot smarter than W3

[@papiezguwniak]

Elf z cebulą dobry, jak pomidor.

[@勝利者-h5r]

Wth, their love story is so engaging lmao idget!

[@woodyplis9180]

i love lamber jacket

[@bigpigeon2384]

damn trolls used to look sketchy

[@13JakeTheRipper]

Hgt

[@alisyen7711]

👏 haven't seen that before Love the trolls

[@emiliohidalgo5927]

It looks like they've torn and peeled their lips off o_0

[@abrahamdrinkin2534]

Trolls in W2 vs W3 are so much better.

[@francescoliberini1315]

Geralt's armor looks a lot like Lambert's

[@protectorlord8054]

They are so ugly and so cute :)

[@mardenhill]

just like humans.

[@cybercifrado]

Witcher 2 trolls: still more articulate and lovable than Jar Jar Binks. :)

[@mikaandfriends9715]

NO MORE! NEVER AGAIN!

[@pendekarlapok5731]

The voice of the storyteller cause" jizz in my pant"

[@HPalternetive]

Trolls in the witcher 3 are just a bit more believable.

[@KhanhTran-cp3hm]

where can i find the troll’s mate?

[@Streifen1911]

These troLLs are way better & entertaining than the annoying ass troLLs in Witcher 3

[@ferd1572]

Sonic

[@jinmori5051]

Heh

[@blonde19]

omg those troll dubbing is so bad, go watch Polish version

[@ReedBoi-tv2se]

I thought it was great

[@georgethakur]

It's pretty good in English, I don't know what the hell you're talking about

[@mardenhill]

hahahahaha, when the troll asks the witcher if he is gay, because he inquired about letho. XD awesome dialogue.