Triforce! #10: Comments and Corn Syrup [Team DD Archive Podcast]

Lewis is still in America so we couldn't record this week, so here's another helping of Team Double Dragon highlights. Enjoy!
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[@Ericnorify]

I thought Lewis was kidding about everyone hating these "fluff"-episodes. I personally don't mind.

[@LRBeforeTheInternet]

Most of the people who are upset have already heard these conversations before on a separate channel. It's just recycled content. :(

[@Ericnorify]

ƁᴇғᴏʀᴇƮʜᴇļɴᴛᴇʀɴᴇᴛ Oh, i didn't know that. I don't follow any of the regular yogscast channels. I thought these were all bits that didn't make it into that other channel he's talking about. That kinda sucks then.

[@BadPurpleGaming]

Some people haven't heard these though, and since they are busy so wouldn't have made a podcast anyway, why wouldn't they upload this for the people who haven't heard it before?

[@Ericnorify]

+BadPurpleGaming I agree, I haven't heard these parts before either. Still, I can understand peoples' dissapointment.

[@didlyboys2565]

Yeah these are quite nice

[@jimb0e]

I don't see why people are complaining.. The archives are funny as fuck. Watch it before you flip out.

[@goodshowmanythanks]

We've already fucking heard this.

[@jimb0e]

So don't sit there and watch it? Jesus, I never realized people were so mad because of free humor.

[@ssword123]

i think its because they are excited to get some fresh, new stuff and then they get stuff they already heard before

[@jimb0e]

I understand that but still, you just have the option to not watch it, and I mean, for something funny like this, I don't see why you'd complain about watching it again. It's been one of the things with yogscast content for years, you can re-watch it and still laugh the way you did when you first watched it. :D

[@PraxusUK]

That's the point, alot of us have ALREADY watched this. I personally loved this first time round, but it shouldn't be on this channel.

[@Quakekill184]

I'd honestly rather have archive podcasts with Lewis and Sips' conversations edited together nicely than nothing at all. The Triforce podcast receives a fraction of the views that most Yogscast content gets, so all you entitled little shits should be glad that they're even making these. Would the people complaining prefer the the YoGPoD release schedule of one every 3 - 6 months? By having the schedule and fulfilling it (even with archive podcasts) means that we will get more regular content, whereas with no schedule the chances of us having already had six proper Triforce podcasts would be very low.

[@xdguy2569]

>you entitled little shits dude calm down

[@lilshadow48]

"you entitled little shits" Oh, I'm sorry I thought taking content from another video, renaming it, and then reuploading it is ridiculous. I guess that's what I get for being entitled.

[@Quakekill184]

***** Pray tell, how much do you pay for this content? I'll tell you right now - you don't pay a penny. You might think it's "ridiculous" but Lewis, Sips and Pflax are producing this podcast so that you can listen to it for free, so don't complain if they are busy (creating even more content for you) and don't have time to record an hour and a half of new material. Point being - you are absolutely an entitled little shit.

[@lilshadow48]

Quakekill I never mentioned paying anything, or wanting them to make content for free. Nice strawmanning bro. I said reuploading content they've already made, under a new name, on a new channel, masquerading it as a podcast, is ridiculous. They don't _have_ to upload every fucking week if they can't. However, they shouldn't just reupload things ALREADY ON ANOTHER CHANNEL instead.

[@Quakekill184]

***** I was not strawmanning at all, I was pointing out how all these people complaining about how there has been a lack of actual Triforce podcasts aren't entitled to shit, since the Yogscast produce content for free. Your argument is redundant; essentially you're saying that you would prefer nothing at all instead of filler podcasts which allow them to stick to a schedule... Here's an idea, if you don't want to listen to the archive podcasts, don't. It's practically the same as them not releasing a podcast. On the other hand, people like myself can listen to some classic DD moments nicely edited together in podcast form (the like/dislike ratio is still very much positive, so there are still many people who do enjoy these archive podcasts). I also bring you back to my original post, which you apparently didn't read, where I said that by sticking to the schedule they are preventing what happened to the YoGPoD from happening to the Triforce podcast. If they don't stick to a schedule and release whenever they feel like it, then we probably wouldn't have even had six non-archive podcasts by now.

[@JohnyCoomber]

Oh for fuck sake. If you've heard this before DON'T FUCKING LISTEN TO IT. Don't dislike it either, it's impossible for them to come up with a 90 minute podcast when Lewis is in America. Read the fucking title of the video instead of complaining that you've heard it before. Some people, like myself haven't listened to everything the yogscast have ever said and enjoy these podcasts.

[@GEM4sta]

Why not dislike it though? Nothing wrong with that.

[@ChrisakaMrXD]

Yeah it's better to give them the feedback. Sips himself says to leave a dislike if you really do dislike his stuff. It's a good way of gauging what your viewers like and dislike and it's what the rating system is there for.

[@Creamcups]

> You can't have an opinion because my opinion is different.

[@GEM4sta]

Chris aka MrXD Yes, and technically disliking still gives the video more exposure than doing nothing at all. And the viewer gets some sense that his opinion is heard without being an asshat in the comments. It's really win-win. Though I think they are really going to stick to their guns with this particular series.

[@unlisted9494]

Impossible? Right, because there's no way that in a week he has an hour and a half of time to allocate this this, or an internet connection.

[@drago2210]

Don't listen to them Lewis, this is exactly what I needed, just you and sips going about some nonsense while I focus on procrastinating in some survival games. Didn't even need to look up for some old team DD episodes and make a playlist, thank you so much

[@GreenEyedDazzler]

Yeah, I'm glad I have something to listen to while playing Nuclear Throne. I appreciate the uploads whether they're archives or not because uploads can take hours and they still have to edit the audio clips together.

[@diloraptor3191]

Does anyone else see that annoying dash under Lewis' dragon's mouth? I thought it was some residue on my screen, but I guess not.

[@crazzilla7203]

Thanks for pointing that out...

[@ChrisakaMrXD]

Now i can't un-see it...

[@jonnya3033]

thanks dude cant watch this shit now

[@tobykinny]

Turn your quality down, it'll disappear

[@Cheesyguy360]

WHY DID YOU MENTION THIS I CANT UNSEE IT

[@tapewormrage]

Well, at least it's something. I can't play games anymore without podcasts.

[@kuwi8679]

same

[@dankirt15]

26:19 "house prices can't stay this high much longer" oooh Lewis. How much worse it's gotten in these 6 years 🤣

[@Candoran2]

I would like to say that I, for one, think that it is really great that inspite of all the troubles, you still try to put out content like this. I understand that it would be difficult, if not impossible for you to record a silly thing like a podcast when you're in different timezones and a couple thousand kilometres apart, and I really appreciate that you still put out content like this.

[@Darklinkn2it]

I honestly think that was a very smart way to handle the situation. It's always good to have as much evidence as possible in case things go sour and you end up in court.

[@Memari97]

I like the archive podcasts. It's baffling though that you call them Triforce, obviously that's just going to piss people off.

[@sneg__]

They're not calling them Triforce, they're calling them Trifocre.

[@drago2210]

good dodge there Lewis, Nintendo cant sue you anymore Kappa //

[@sizzlinjalapeno8673]

well the normal yogpod only happened every week back then cos lewis and simon had tonnes of free time and the yogpod episode releases didnt have a set time, thats why there were few archive podcasts and now sips and pyrion are not always free because they got loads of responsibilities.

[@sneg__]

Sizzlin Jalapeno It certainly did NOT happen every week lol

[@sizzlinjalapeno8673]

Well i meant the very early ones, they even said they made a yogpod every week before they started making money off youtube then they got busy and started slacking off.

[@DelicateDictator]

I absolutely love any YogPod episode. It doesn't matter to me if it's a Team DD or a Tri-Force Podcast, I love hearing from you guys! I always save the podcast for my Friday commutes to work, and I love that you guys keep me company. A lot of people in the comments complain about Lewis's "rants," but I love both the back and forths and the stories. Don't be discouraged by people, and please keep making Podcasts, I'll be here!

[@jcb_wcx]

This series should just be called the archive podcast and every once in a while they'll be like "sorry we couldn't get you an archive podcast so we recorded a triforce instead"

[@CosmoProductions666]

"It's no good if you can't actually make a coherent phrase" - Stuttered Lewis, incoherently... XD

[@ashton35]

5 years Damn

[@Thegenfy]

At least it's consistent, unlike yogpod.

[@CLBellamey]

It's not consistent at all, that's the point.

[@Thegenfy]

I mean with the upload schedule, once a week.

[@Toriichii]

+Centric Arts : Abandoned And that's how Germany lost the war ;)

[@pepiphany]

the yogpod is very consistent. it's consistently not there.

[@CLBellamey]

Reanne Nicole-Pearce RIP

[@12345BTU]

This channel is for Yogscast Podcasts. They have taken their time to make an entertaining video instead of nothing. Appreciate their good intentions, time and effort!

[@Mitchell321]

The Lewis Dragon animation has a little sliver on the base of his chin that I thought was crack in my screen and know I cant seem to unsee that little sliver now.

[@everythinggamingnow]

i really enjoy these even if it is the archives still something to listen to in the background. If people dont like em dont listen to em, simple as that.

[@msquaredmedia8717]

a podcast is a podcast regardless and just Lewis and sips is just as good, keep it up guys, archive is still awesome and I look forward to these every week :D

[@thewildmitchell]

Oh lord, I've never seen so many pissy pre-teens in one place! x'D

[@GyroMetric]

What I can really respect, is the fact that, despite not being able to record a proper Triforce Podcast, they still regularly upload a video of a proper lenght to "keep us company" while another one comes. I get that not everybody can enjoy them, since some people have watched Team DD, but I strongly prefer it over them just not caring and waiting for a month until they upload another video. It makes it seem really professional, from my point of view, like they care about the well-being of the podcast.

[@benjaminfoldy2101]

Thank you guys for posting these! Honestly i personally enjoy the Team DD Archive podcasts just as much if not more than the Triforce Podcasts. Its nice just listening to other peoples viewpoints of just the most random shit ever sometimes.

[@skiingotter777]

The thing is that, even if you sneak quietly up to the peephole, people can tell you're there if there's a light on. The dot of light on the exterior peephole lens goes dark as you stick your head in the way.

[@NPC-bm3gx]

I actually almost cried when sips started talking about how people were calling him retarded in the comment section Leave Him Alone!

[@BlueXonar]

Funny how Sips is bang on with his sugar explanation, and Lewis the "scientist" doesn't know what he's talking about lol.

[@TheMorris360]

I really like Lewis and Sips talking about random shit, but not when they are just taking the audio out of Team DD videos

[@TheLast1IsMe]

i love the archive podcasts (seriously)

[@TrollFaceTheMan]

Lewis you are 100% incorrect about apple juice being the same as pop and that there are "Only two different types of sugars being Frutose and Sucrose..." I can name 5 right now... Frutose, glucose, sucrose, dextrose and lactose. And they all have their own individual properties. And for example when you take something like Coca-Cola they use high fructose corn syrup which is one of the most easily absorbed into the system and one of the ones that spikes blood sugar the most. It's also the sweetest and the most addictive which is why they use it. If you take something like glucose it is absorbed slower into the system and thereby doesn't Spike blood sugar anywhere near as much and doesn't turn into fat as easily. Sips is also right that when you eat other things along with the sugar it effects its absorption rate into your system. If you eat something like straight sugar it will absorb into your system rather fast because it passes through your digestive system rather fast. If you eat something heartier like meat or carbohydrates along with it, it's going to move through your digestive system slower and thereby absorb slower. And yes apple juice still does have alot of sugar, but at least you get some nutrients out of it unlike with colas. And the sugars in it aren't just fructose which is the worst sugar for you. I've heard some pretty wrong things come out of Lewis's​ mouth before but that has to be the worst.

[@Nexieum]

I was watching the animation, and I kept trying to brush away that bit of Lewis' dragons chin that got cut off for like 20 minutes before I realized I wasn't ever going to clean it

[@mantha6912]

I like how Lewis is talking as though he is a citizen of America...

[@indiebitably7684]

Oh look at the rage lmao. Cmon guys, who really expected this podcast to occur on schedule regularly? Double Dragon went on hiatus for almost a year after like a dozen eps before coming back and the yogpod releases maybe tri-annually now if we're lucky.

[@GigaAxo]

Keep up the content guys! Archived or not I'll still listen. Can't wait for the next triforce. :)

[@jjhu04]

Lewis' story with the apartment was actually pretty informative tbf

[@RawFishHeader]

YOU GET THIS OR YOU DON'T GET ANYTHING, IF YOU WANT THE LATTER THEN DON'T FUCKING WATCH IT.

[@NotMurkan]

I would love to see more archive podcasts that focus on the best discussions, like this, because I have nowhere enough time to listen to all of the Team DD uploads.

[@OrbitalHD]

these get uploaded to the podbay website earlier than KZbin, so if anyone wants to listen to these a few hours early you can go there. just thought I'd mention it :)

[@bennomen2056]

Fuckin' people busy with shit. Fuckin' giving us something rather then nothing. Fuckin' kinda upset that the trio isn't together in this one but I still enjoy it and understand that having 3 people together at the same time can be difficult, considering that 2 of them are fathers.

[@atlasoftartarus]

Statistically, being from a single mother family is the greatest indicator for telling whether a child will end up in prison, or having graduated from higher education.

[@FriendlyKat]

Nothing like starting the morning with a Yogscast podcast. Haha!

[@MikeDavo1995]

Shame that it's not new stuff, but what can you expect when the team are busy going to events, regularly producing content, and just generally having a greater priority for their main channels. Just appreciate it when they find the time to come back to this.

[@Killerkey4]

Don't worry guys, sips tweeted for questions for people to ask for next weeks Triforce, so it's back next week!

[@elio9974]

7:00 those are one my greatest fears, becoming a physicist or chemist, and due to there being no job opportunities for such degrees, forced to become an educator.

[@Turkiyafan1]

Hey the archives are ok, as long as i have something to listen to from these guys every week I'll be happy. PS, Sips your donger is huge

[@JD1611]

What bothers me most about this one is that it was two days later than usual, it made me think that it was more likely we wouldn't have an archive this week, oh well there's always next week!

[@CameronNicholls1917]

Really looking forward to the next triforce podcast I absolutely love the show! Thanks for giving us something to watch while you guys are away, it isn't a true replacement of a podcast of course but I know you guys are all busy and doing the best that you can. Don't worry too much about angry people in the comments they just want a new podcast just like I do and I understand why they are annoyed but I think they have to realise that you guys are all busy professionals and can't always make it. These videos are great for something to entrertain us aswe wait plus this way we actually get some context as to why you couldnt do the podcast.

[@111cvb111]

Sticks and Stones break your bones, but words leave mental scars that never heal :T

[@maxread3864]

at least they listened to the comments and put ' [Team DD Archive Podcast] ' on the title

[@eruveresilverblade7175]

at one point they'll run out of team DD content :D the world will burn then.

[@ChonkyMonkey1]

Jokes on you

[@cristofarostofa]

Lewis you are so right about people who get offended on behalf of other people! Thank you for your point, I appreciate you

[@mlucc5]

I hardly watch double dragon but the one slime rancher episode I watch is this talk.

[@trentb3148]

I believe they just recorded a Triforce yesterday (which is what I thought this was until I clicked) so hopefully next week Triforce will be back on the menu.

[@jorianpronk7218]

dont listen to them lewis, i love this !

[@rakuu9843]

7:49 "Hey guys it's ya boi Stomedy Eehhheeeehhhereereeeehheee"

[@archied101]

keep releasing content, even if it is just archive footage, keep the channel live and we will continue to love it

[@Arrusoh]

I will never understand why people complain about free entertainment. If you don't want to watch it, don't watch it. They are in American at the moment, there is not much they can do about it.

[@poormankowry]

yeah its not triforce, but they went to the effort of giving us something so dont complain, plus lewis deserves a break tbh so im fine with waiting, plus its not really the yogscast if we get regularly scheduled podcasts

[@JimothyTheGreen]

‘Why can’t you see?’ BECAUSE HIS BLOODY EYES ARE CLOSED. For god’s sake, smh.

[@Timiren]

I would be terrified if I was and rented flat and then someone lets himself in with keys without any announcement.

[@Sheena_]

This is an amazing podcast. The archives are cool!

[@ChiChi-qf4hp]

who else whiped their screen cuz of the spot under lewis' head?

[@lpeek102494]

Great stuff, archives or the three. Keep it up boys!

[@colesspamacct.3393]

lol lewis "there are only 2 types of sugar, sucrose and fructose. Sucrose is bad for you, and fructose is also bad for you" #citationeeded

[@nekkyjam6910]

Actually, human calculators did exist, up until the 70s or 80s, when digital calculators were created, but maybe it was earlier. It used to be a major job, and would have dozens of people in an office, doing calculations for businesses.

[@jhawk8085]

OH BOY MORE DDFORCE!

[@CinnabarPyro]

I'd prefer no Triforce than re-used material

[@RocketarmsMedia]

I found this very educational on life

[@themoland5981]

next one is only sips and lewis again, but its not archive though, all new stuff, so thats good

[@robertbeacham1459]

As a guy who doesn't watch DD I don't mind the archive podcast cause it's totally new content for me. But for those who have already watched it, wouldn't it be better to upload this archive compilation, rather than nothing at all? I'd certainly be happier with this than without

[@LeSpulch]

Sips was almost spot on about the sugar haha

[@Yuliviee]

guys its fiiiiiiine. they could NOT upload anything but they fucking take the time to edit this DD majestic junk.

[@wheelmangames5366]

Lew lew!! Can I call you that? I just want to say. If you can't Bring it, Then Don't!!! just End the Triforce if it's too big to chew and let us move on.

[@MeetMeatMo]

The Doctor would happily sew your fingers on but, a month down the line you will get a $30,000 dollar bill for both fingers. Than another $20,000 bill for calling an ambulance and finally a $250 bill for the hospital food.

[@bobstefens4162]

Mouldy Shower Curtain!!!!

[@mynameisjongreen]

RIP Triforce. You brought us hope when there was no Yogpod, but you failed us.

[@mynameisjongreen]

I was only half joking. Honestly I agree with most people though, archive team dd podcasts are fine for people who don't watch team dd, but don't call them Triforce, because they're not Triforce. Yogpod fans will happily wait a month or two between podcasts (we're used to it!)

[@Rintse]

+seewolf You realise that you're saying you're annoyed by a name....

[@KarstenOkk]

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE CHOSEN ONE

[@KarstenOkk]

+SandMan I agree, I dislike Pyrion too, but if that's the case and you truly like Lewis and Sips, you've heard the few TDD podcasts they've made already. This ISN'T NEW CONTENT.

[@PTNLemay]

Semantics are important.

[@krazy__gt3764]

but sometimes people are overweight because of genetics and the annoying thing is people accept that there are people who shovel down tons of food and are skinny but can't stand the idea that some people are overweight because of their genetics

[@byronbishop8175]

The reason we like sugar is because it used to be rare, just wanted to point that out.

[@supercool559]

Mice are used in experiments because their genetic, biological and behaviour characteristics are pretty similar to humans. And we share 50% of our DNA with a banana, so I assume roughly the same is true for a potato.

[@268gam]

just remember that it's free content guys

[@199Carolyn]

Jesus Christ, as a teacher, this made me SOOOO angry, live a day in my job and then talk to me Lewis

[@sploopst6868]

i love lewis' awfully incorrect sugar rant.

[@goosegoose8982]

Love you guys btw and that comment doesn't mean I don't !

[@Jowley]

Great for background noise. Keep um coming!

[@sasko123456789]

Just want to say that I can't wait for the next episode to come out, podcast or archive. Love listening to this. And I just want to leave a positive comment :3

[@WhiteRAZOR]

It sucks there's no way to communicate with people overseas. One of these days, Alice... BANG. ZOOM.

[@Thunderdumpe]

I don't like all the archives, but i want the series to continue cos some of the real ones are really good.

[@nothankyou246]

I love these soo much

[@MrAntieMatter]

Jesus, the inaccuracies are astounding!

[@thexulterius]

You guys can't handle hearing these two beautiful bastards waffle one for the second time, you shouldn't even watch listen to them in the first place.

[@JDWilkyway]

Since this podcast I have gone from 80kg to 63kg

[@OrionX700]

My one problem with archive podcasts is the complete lack of Johnny Two-Times.

[@fluffinn]

"I had an itchy ass this morning, well, I guess that means I have aids" - Sips, the real guy the best guy

[@twistedpopo]

Yep! Trifocre is an apt name for this.

[@Cakeyoukai]

Hey! The archive podcasts are attracting a lot of hate so just thought I'd comment. I love the series, archive podcasts and all. I'm often too busy with work/general life to catch up with your gameplay videos and the weekly podcast gives me something to listen to while I'm at work. I plug my earphones in, drown out the work banter and listen to Lewis/Sips or Lewis/Sips/Pyrion chat nonsense for an hour. I don't have to worry about watching a video to keep track of what's going on. The archive podcasts might not be what everybody wants but if they weren't there I'd have one less thing to look forward to per week. And I know it's still effort to put 'em together - so thanks and please keep it up!

[@broccolisword]

THE QUICK BROWN FOCM JUMPED OBVER THE LAZXY DOG

[@Edlandish]

I enjoyed this podcast.

[@ChroNomadics]

Archive podcasts suck but i feel like the ol' triforce is worth the wait.

[@RyanAshmore445]

Guys it literally says in the title, an archive podcast, lewis is still trying to cater to the fans whilst they unavailable, if you've already heard it? then dont watch it? because some people haven't heard it before

[@samueladams3846]

I feel like I've heard this conversation before

[@firstlast-wg2on]

Sooo, I like triforce but can you just make a final statement about the YogPod? I'd like to know if you're continuing it or not.

[@LegendaryFiendish]

They have already said that they will continue it but it will be as sparsely produced as it was originally.

[@Barold]

yeah they did say they would carry it on, but I'm assuming it will still just be at like Halloween and Christmas like usual

[@Alenthas]

Worst part about this is that some of these I never heard about it since I haven't watched all of the DD stuff, but half of it is stuff I already heard about and half of it isn't. So it's really frustrating.