Triforce! Mailbag Special #22 - Tall, Dork and Handsome

Triforce Mailbag Special 22! We're looking at the original name of Google and it's competitors, start plans to begin our own cult and get a crackin' email about a bad first date!
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[@olivelyons1664]

Lewis has basically built his own village of friends with the Yogs

[@ToasterPig2346]

"The wrong way" Ooh I cannot wait to hear the angry emails about Lewis about the age gap conversation

[@edfishking1523]

I'm "Edwin" from the email towards the end, just using a throwaway account here, but I thought I'd add to my sentiment in response to what Pyrion said: We don't expect people to take us seriously, we are aware (for the most part) that we are a very weird and an out-there fandom. And to Lewis, I think location definitely attributes, for lack of better words, to the sexual nature and varying degrees of it. Not that anyone's gonna change their mind about anything.

[@edfishking1523]

I predicted y'alls answer was gonna be the way it was, and it did make me laugh. I just got a real kick outta hearing y'all respond to my email. Love you guys forever, even if you're stuck in your own old man ways

[@KonaSuba]

I have 10 guinea pigs. They are great, it is so cool Sips has guinea pigs now too!

[@Watam8o]

Profile pic checks out

[@KonaSuba]

@@Watam8o I love guinea pigs, they are great

[@meridanrichardson9631]

Oh god, I had guinea pigs when I was younger.... and I didn't know how babies were made as I was very sheltered.... we went from 2 to 23 in like 6 months. Let's say mum was not happy.

[@KonaSuba]

@@meridanrichardson9631 oh no 😅

[@gd1247]

Age gap 'in the wrong way'. Bruh wtf hahaha. Flax' explanation makes sense but Lewis really has a way with words sometimes

[@ALotOfCancer]

he just rolls a nat-1 every time he speaks

[@caleb_dreams]

As per usual, Lewis is part of the problem 😂😂😂

[@benayers8622]

i got to the zoo part about not lasting more than seconds, this confirmed my suspicions. Embarrassing the state of most males these days...

[@Alba_Longa]

The Jizō story at the end was so fucking funny. I'm weeby enough to know what it is but for a foreigner that sound like an honest but hilarious mistake. It's almost like a movie plot or something; a man took a religious statue by mistake and got cursed and he must journey to return it before it's too late.

[@Mynestrone]

this hand-crafted hours-of-work little doodad is worth two quid, sure I'll have that.

[@philhuard6677]

Would love to see Pyrion replaced with Terry, and Pyrion can live in a glass cage in sips's garage.

[@dethmin173]

This one really went places

[@roryoc7896]

They really went there holy moly

[@illpunchyouintheface9094]

Best off the rails moment?

[@fawn2911]

GUINEA PIG BRIDGE I have 8 piggies they're awesome

[@KonaSuba]

Nice! Guinea pigs are amazing

[@livid_spider]

I was thought the dark in tall, dark, and handsome referred to skin color honestly. Like a sun tanned suffer dude or something

[@Wyattporter]

Guinea pigs are so based Sips

[@KonaSuba]

Yes they are

[@Terinije]

The Tory Lewis gag never gets old.

[@gd1247]

I fucking love Lewis' accents hahaha

[@j-mc2144]

Great, now I have guinea pig guinea pig guinea guinea guinea pig guinea pig guinea pig guinea guinea guinea pig bridge stuck in my head.

[@KonaSuba]

Nothing wrong with that

[@Terinije]

Pyrion's dreams of wealth revolve around heading a homeowners association.

[@Wyattporter]

Like a true boomer

[@austinpalmer2527]

One of the founders of Metacrawler was my neighbor when I was a kid! He moved into what I'm sure was a much fancier house once they sold it off though

[@iplaylol25]

Based on how Lewis describes relationships and women you can tell he played wow and Minecraft for 15+ years

[@fawn2911]

💀

[@Saintballer420]

Wow when Sips did the girls voice I died 😂

[@Krozdar]

Zardi is not a Turkish name, i was keep telling my self "don't get offended, don't get offended" while Lewis was doing a "Turkish" impression holy crap we sound so much more civilized but still i know he was just messing around.

[@zoopwhoop]

58:26 for remember

[@HighConCannibal]

I just want someone nice that makes me laugh. I dont care if youre tall dark or handsome. AND I MEAN IT! Plus if youre a nice person its impossible for me to think of you as ugly. I do fins Sips very handsome though. All 3 of you really. Poor Zardi. Sweet guy.

[@dylanb3283]

Lovely words, thank you Miss Cannibal lol

[@Commandos12]

i wish we could see the pictures too xD

[@Shosty]

I think the editor has shown us the photo they've looked at once in the entire history of the podcast?

[@OctaneIsNot6ft]

I love the pod but we need to be able to see the pictures that people send in. I need my squirrel brothel Game of Thrones fix guys

[@TarisRedwing]

damn what a funny one.

[@TheMiniMadCat]

I should write in with my opinions on this bartending matter..

[@michaelmoscrop6031]

8:17

[@dzmaic1988]

The wrong way???? oh Lewis...

[@vickywitton1008]

I just want to say, I have always thought Lewis attractive. Very beautiful eyes😉

[@Happy_Shopper]

Also as a bar manager, if someone is trying to queue at the bar then they are not getting served

[@MEGAyognauts]

I’m one of those guys who walks right past the line, straight to the bar, get served first usually. No imaginary positions in queue where I drink

[@OmegaP]

Anyone who queues up or forms a line at a pub should be immediately escorted off the premises

[@RedSntDK]

All the neurotypicals having a hissy fit that they won't be able to get drinks at the bar using the system they know work in their advantage. If I stand at a bar, there's no way I'll get noticed because I won't look angry enough.

[@ALotOfCancer]

What.

[@Anna13Tonks]

Wut

[@benayers8622]

neurotypicals lol get a grip the only limits are those you impose on yourself. If you choose to accept a label someone else gives you then more fool you.

[@iain-duncan]

Babahahah nobody cares that you aren't competent enough to function outside. Learn to speak in public then try again

[@mooncat7009]

pyrion would rather take vitamin d tablets than go outside for a while… what the hell are you doing?

[@Shosty]

Plenty of people living in darker regions have low Vitamin D despite spending a lot of time outside. Where I live most people have a Vitamin D deficiency because during the winter their levels get really low and during the summer their levels rise back into a healthy range, but not high enough to maintain healthy levels during the next winter. For this reason I and a lot of other people are told by their doctors to take supplements during the winter. Low vitamin D levels can contribute to people experiencing depression, so it's a really good idea to just take that out of the equation. Given where Lewis and Sips live and their lifestyles, they should probably be on Vitamin D supplements too.

[@La_sagne]

"would rather take" as if vitamin d tablets taste horrible or have any significant side effects.. you need to drink water anyway, might aswell take some d3 and k2 with your drink

[@Wyattporter]

Making money streaming vidya

[@Goomberdups]

please never bring up furrys again that shit was so cringe i was at peace when i thought real people werent actually furries

[@codebracker]

Wait what did you think then?

[@Coldyham]

​@@codebrackerfurries are just an Internet in joke 4chan made up

[@codebracker]

@@Coldyham oh my sweet summer child

[@mooncat7009]

if i see anyone queuing at the bar i will glass them…absolutely ridiculous. lewis doesn’t understand what makes life worth living… he tries to apply theory to every practical situation because he would rather not have any human interaction at all.

[@ussdylan]

teehee

[@Skelldr]

Yooo

[@spankamonkey1178]

Anyone got a link to the article about the date?

[@curseitseth]

how dare there be 4 dislikes lmao i wanna know why ;p