Triforce!

[@papaparkin6864]

The fear of this ending suddenly went over me

[@gouachepottwo7537]

Me too

[@crazyheadned]

Can't take that. This is my heroin and I need as much a supply as possible to take me to my grave

[@gouachepottwo7537]

@@crazyheadned same tho oml

[@stuartcharlton3363]

the clickbait was hard

[@skrrtle360]

Honestly would have a negative impact on my mental health fr. Feel like every week I get a mental reset listening to this.

[@thebestcdub3041]

I thought we already decided this is the greatest podcast of all time and you guys are to be frozen and only thawed once per week for our hourly podcast. Triforce never dies.

[@knitterknerd]

Second greatest. Simon's PP is the greatest. Both are crucial and must be preserved!

[@dsouth7754]

I love how Sips' impression of people just instantly flatlines when he remembers that other people poop. It's his grandma and Wayne Gretzky story all over again, but it's such a classic Triforce callback that I love it.

[@thecanadianguy1662]

Holy shit this scared me, for a second I thought y’all were stopping thank goodness it’s just you guys being you

[@benny802]

The title scared the shit out of me. Remember lads, you're doing Triforce forever

[@StalkTheHype]

That title is a heartstopper

[@mayormars5135]

Title Scared the shit out of me never stop lads

[@Mammeteer]

The keys rattling @ 40:42 really makes all that build up worth it.

[@frankaloons]

VERY scary title lads

[@frankaloons]

Had me quaking in my little boots

[@Hollow5999]

The man pyrion was speaking of doing the cave diving... almost 100% positive that he's referring to cowboy donald cerrone... he tells the story In a wonderfully chilling and entertaining way

[@brandonwhibley]

99% sure they're referring to David Walliams btw

[@gabrielmullins8083]

or Richard Osman maybe??

[@cobblefotique8741]

It’s a summer break. They aren’t ending the podcast.

[@FiaraGC]

Can we please get a TriForce tshirt that just says like "Triforce Podcast... We've spoken about this before" You can have that one for free, just give me a discount on the shirt, k thanks!

[@herecomesaregular8418]

I'm SUPER late with this, but I recently watched a very detailed documentary on Elvis (I was bored), and contrary to popular belief he didn't actually die on the toilet. He was found on the floor of the bathroom fully clothed. He had just gotten out of bed to use the restroom (this according to his wife), but due to years of drug abuse and a horrible diet, his heart gave out just as he entered and he collapsed. He hadn't actually made it to the toilet.

[@emilyc8958]

This was a high stress episode to listen to

[@totallycarbon2106]

I think it was at least 1 or 2 additional micromorts

[@toastii9032]

Please never stop doin this podcast

[@MandieCat]

Clicked so fast to make sure it wasn't ending

[@TeamVanityVideos]

Cars form a Faraday cage which will protect you from lightening yes, assuming it has a roof

[@jamescarroll384]

If Pyrion has some sort of accident before next January, this thumbnail's not going to age well.

[@iPro3million]

Unless he dies of a bean related incident, in which case it will have aged perfectly

[@gd1247]

Google has an account inactivity thing that triggers X amount of time after periods of inactivity and then sends out access, a message to contacts or deletes stuff etc. Obviously that's only for google services but kind of what they were talking about.

[@Watam8o]

That coca cola recipe is a fake in order to misdirect. The real recipe is held written on a golden scroll within the mouth of the frozen head of Walt Disney

[@OmegaP]

The chill I got down my spine when reading the title …

[@MrMrchatcity]

I'll have you know that man is the Mayor of Poo Lagoon and he is a National Treasure

[@BaconBoozer]

Not that important but, Secret Compartmentalized Information (SCI) is the concept of only certain people knowing a small portion of a recipe so that no one knows the whole recipe. It is regularly used by governments and corporations. Individuals are given an extensive background search (which is quite expensive) and if passed are denoted with a TS-SCI clearance. They need to reguarly be reinvestigated and as long as you are in a job that requires it and dont do something illegal you retain your clearance.

[@CriticoolHit]

My dad is one of the BBQ sauce guys. 40 years making it and he refuses to write the recipe down. He has no problem sharing the recipe but you have to spend the entire day watching him do it. You can't write it down. Then you just leave. If you want to write it down from memory 8hrs later good luck lol.

[@meewec2091]

work out a code with someone and have them call you every half hour

[@Lynkah]

50 miles on a motorbike is more than sky diving in a foreign country? that's so insanely dangerous lmao. Holy crap I can't believe it's that little motorbiking to raise it 10.

[@Datharass]

If this title isn't a troll... we're going to write a strongly written letter and start an online petition!

[@Terinije]

I don't think Pyrion or Sips ever really grasped the "in a million" part of micromorts.

[@mrelephant2283]

that fucking title, mate

[@Warrandpeace]

I wonder how many points you get closer to dying from watching daff play dota

[@HYPERPEACE]

This Micromort thing sounds like a massive troll. Never believe everything you see Lewis.

[@Kakopyge]

The Thumbnail says 228, the title says 227. I am confused.

[@ethanbatts]

Just FYI: The episode says 227, but the thumbnail is 228

[@edholmes8726]

I’m with Pyrion on adding BBQ sauce to spice up your beans a little bit something else I like is a nice chipotle ketchup with beans and chipolata sausages! Can’t go wrong…

[@vrrrrrr-uwu]

Sips has a serious hang up with people pooping.

[@drakhoon]

Ah thats how my dad died earlier in 2022. He went under for a surgery with a 95% survival rate and something went wrong so he did not survive

[@Dysph_Aria]

Triforce is very different to Simon's pp. You can tell because Pyrion actually read the bean article

[@lin90210]

#don't it always seem to go...that you don't know what you got til its gone#

[@doyistdoy]

Hey yo! My take away from this is Heroin is better for you than giving birth.

[@PotentiallyAndy]

Heinz is toast !!!!! Nice

[@c5on]

So riveting peanut butter conversation....

[@exphwon6022]

I feel like you're a bit late for the announcement

[@8mersag]

I feel like I'm going to die soon. I'm so unhealthy abd fucked up

[@coreywho2972]

It's Russle Brand isn't it

[@TheSteveMeister]

Rip triforce

[@connorwatt507]

Don't play with me 😂

[@petermcevoy2395]

Sips please, please get in contact with jshlatt and branch, not for yourself but for the fans, every time I look at jsclatt I think where did I see that before and I think of you, you inspired him and it would be a shame if you didn't talk to him at least once

[@nickdziura7373]

Thumbnail shennanigans

[@divamon5602]

WOOO!

[@Tongue123able]

sips kinda ruined it with the celeb death thing when he mentioned ages ago to imagine ur idol or celeb taking a shit

[@ixhilkalaskiiver792]

the thumbnail image says 228

[@jimboc669]

Yeet

[@JamieAubrey]

Only took them 227 episodes lol

[@revanholms3440]

Agreed triforce shirt needed burner godsake make them in 3xltlol tall people want stuff 2 lol

[@Wyattporter]

NOOOOOOO

[@Lichzim]

Don’t worry the podcast isn’t actually dying

[@lordjackus4982]

WHYYYYYYYYYY

[@dankirt15]

You guys gotta keep making this forever now sorry 🤷🤣

[@Birdface-nw1ub]

It's mortin' time

[@BONESTORM2501]

Wideo time

[@justinlbc4444]

now this was a click bait title.......

[@deadnan4207]

The celebrity is definitely Jeremy Clarkson

[@chito5954]

Let's be real fellow Americans, BBQ sauce sucks