Triforce! Mailbag Special #24 - The Triforce Mad Lib

Triforce Mailbag Special 24! We're getting a ton of followup emails in today's Mailbag! That means more first dates, more stolen cars, more prison stories! We also fill in our very own custom Mad Lib story!
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[@MoxStash]

"to the surprise of all present Lewis..." was certainly surprising

[@bierrollerful]

Can't believe they ended this on a cliffhanger! Now I can't wait for the next episode!

[@kezmsfilms1300]

I fuckin know right XD, god

[@costomame3895]

"I would say Gif!" - Sips

[@livid_spider]

Going from an 8 to a 2 is insane, especially after a FaceTime call. I don't even know how that's possible. That's like going through the house buying processes and then right before you get the keys you discover the two story house was a facade to an outhouse.

[@johnmilligan5936]

Filters are insane nowadays

[@THEFLIGHTCREW5]

that guy leaving is valid but he didn’t have to do it in a comedic cartoon esque getaway, could’ve just been nice about it.

[@edwardsmall3680]

That ending was a bit abrupt!

[@Phil_AKA_ThundyUK]

Yeh what happened there?

[@jamescarroll384]

Yeah they do a bit more about vulgar versions of the Fragal Rock song to end on. YT version just cut out a few minutes early.

[@MrMcswiggens]

Yea huh I thought my phone skipped had to double check.

[@RedSntDK]

Maybe the editor had to catch a show at the local strip club.

[@xryz]

@@jamescarroll384ok that makes sense

[@Lucash090688]

Cut ending....got me into the next video though. Lol.

[@wopperchop]

Is there something I’m missing? I want to know what he was gonna say about lewis

[@Groovewonder2]

Honestly, lewis' punny rizz would bag me. Keep at it lewlew.

[@KonaSuba]

Always has to be someone talking about eating guinea pigs whenever they are brought up lol typical Internet

[@tri1937]

is that a big internet thing to talk about? i only learned about it when i met an ecuadorian kid who’s mom made some for him and he shared it with us

[@fawn2911]

Yeah pet rodents in general seem to attract the weirdos online who insist on telling you about the painful ways their guinea pig or hamster died. I hate it

[@KonaSuba]

@@tri1937 yeah lol I get hundreds of comments a week telling me how people would eat my pets lol

[@KonaSuba]

@@fawn2911 yeah I hear it all the time

[@OctaneIsNot6ft]

We all know the yogs member hitting the strip clubs is Ravs. What a lad

[@lyndonduke]

That create your own story made me absolutely howl so many times. Peak triforce

[@hysteriasfire]

The "I feel like I won the lottery meeting you" was adorably cheesy, but the way I cackled at the "too cheesy? I wouldn't know I'm vegan" that was so funny and an awesome quip. Now the only reason I could see that she didn't answer back was because she doesn't want to date a vegan. Nothing to do with what you said or how you said it.

[@xxxkamoxxx]

Maybe I’m crazy, but I’d much rather have someone tell me they’re not interested after a date, instead of screaming and running away from me as soon as we meet lol. That dude is a maniac, sorry PFlax.

[@ViktorPradley]

I love sips' semi consistency with the weekly big ups.

[@rreeeekk]

The hilarious irony of "the English get to tell everyone how to speak English!" transitioning quickly to "what does this mean when it says noun or adjective or verb"

[@Chicanery_Artifice]

They said there are scholars who document the proper pronunciation, not that all English people get to tell everyone else how to speak the language

[@taigat473]

Another banger gentlemen

[@blakeblox]

Lewis saying he doesnt ever double text, literally after telling us how he made a vegan joke after the lottery joke when she didnt reply?

[@DaveSimonH]

57:55 - "They are now Zardi" XD

[@strategystuff5080]

Oh I love Debris, and Island,

[@KoishiChan92]

How could that girl not reply Lewis his jokes were on point

[@strategystuff5080]

To be fair 8 to 2, That is pretty insane, those filters must have been really something? I mean I would have addressed it fairly early on, basically been like "Look you don't at all look like what you look like online" and go from there

[@PotentiallyAndy]

Ouch yes, someone messed up there. I wonder if it was Dave?

[@TheAmazingKoki]

love the ending lads

[@kezmsfilms1300]

How could they end it liek that, man

[@YuutsuSekai_]

This episode was great! My favourite part was when I commented 28 minutes after the episode came out insinuating that i’d watched the whole thing already!

[@lucasmccumsey7076]

It’s silly but those comments trigger me so much. What’s the point? Is it bait for likes early whole the video is still hot? But what do those likes actually achieve for you? Damn.

[@YuutsuSekai_]

@@lucasmccumsey7076 It really gets to me too! Faux support for the sake of engagement in a comments section you may never return to has never made sense to me.

[@danw9403]

It came out on audio platforms a few hours before KZbin

[@theeutecticpoint]

watching at 2X speed and skipping the intro and ads makes this reasonable

[@YuutsuSekai_]

@@theeutecticpoint diabolical behaviour hahahaha

[@Zanth123]

I've been trying to remember who Pyrionflax reminded me of and today i remembered, it was Karl Pilkington.

[@ArkonArchive]

Ahahahahaha! Awesome man, this is the second outloud laugh I've had in the last 10 minutes! The other was a comment on the VodGobbo Channel. The Tom and Ben edits there rock!

[@thefinal9923]

@@ArkonArchive Glad to see vod gobbo getting a big-up. I watch their Tom and Ben clips religiously. Great length for procrastinating getting ready for work. Occasionally they do longer channels too. Vod Gobbo deserves more love.

[@Blitzkrieger17]

What a cliff hanger! Lol

[@strategystuff5080]

Guys out there, if you ever feel bad about your game, remember Lewis is pushing 40, and he still sends the most cringe-y first reply messages x)

[@michaelmoscrop6031]

5:35 37:12 40:38 58:02

[@MickeySherbert]

It’s gotta be Duncan (strip club lad)

[@Tattieboggle]

surely its Daff

[@helixmoss9957]

WHERE'S THE REST???

[@someperson8641]

❤

[@coppliable]

Cut the ending like that 😤

[@iZINCZ]

I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder

[@seansuttie106]

What happened to the ending? It just cuts off suddenly. This isn't the first video this has happened on for me today weirdly enough. Is KZbin some how messing up uploads and cutting bits off or is it just a coincidence?

[@Terinije]

If you want to read a prison horror story, read up on the 1980 New Mexico penitentiary riot. It is absolutely not safe for life, especially when the blow torches get introduced to the equation.

[@kazpandu]

Pyrion has a very unwavering view of things and I have extreme respect for it. I don't agree with him all the time but simply put? He's based.

[@user-py3py5sx2f]

Why is it good to not be open to changing your mind lmao

[@kazpandu]

@@user-py3py5sx2f idk I respect the stance. His view on religion is very dumb though. Same with limmy.

[@nothanks9503]

Yo dating culture has become so bad that I would rather be alone forever 100% not worth it unless you want casual sex or free stuff

[@bladehammer362]

😮

[@NakoMakes]

If someone opened a dating app convo with me like that lewis i would be swoon xD that said im not into dudes so very unlikely to happen xD

[@DoktorDevious]

cliff-hanger?! lol

[@xryz]

I know how the French pronounce Versailles. With pyrions reasoning, im wondering if it is fine that in Indiana thats not how we pronounce it. They pronounce it like its spelled in English, ver-sails. I have seen there is also a Versailles in Ohio and wonder if they they pronounce it like hoosiers or the French? I was born and raised in Indiana but have since moved to Michigan the women on average are so much better looking up here its crazy. Not the reason i moved to Michigan thats a long story and wasnt planned. Short story i was traveling back and forth between my companies two locations. Was only supposed to be 6 months and turned into 5 years. Was going to quit and find a job back in Indiana then we had some legal drama which pissed me off and the politics in the state. The final nail in the coffin was i got a girlfriend who was working front desk. We hit our first year together last month. I bought a house at the beginning of the year since mortgage is cheaper than even a 1b/1b apartment; ugh we need a worldwide reform on housing and landlording. Now im looking for a job that pays at least $5 more than i make now and only 40 hrs max and 1st shift. Currently work 50 hrs and only time i get to spend with my gf is on the weekends, she hasn’t moved in yet since im in the middle of renoing the kitchen. But even then 6am-5pm im too tired to do much else after work. $16/hr is barely making ends meet on 50hrs.

[@OthorWight]

IMO the girl that went from an 8 to a 2 was the one being rude by hiding her true appearance until the face to face meet up. Stop trying to hide who you are and meet someone who likes you for who you really are. She wasted his time and her own by trying to play this "game".

[@xryz]

This. Im sure someone thinks her 2 from the emailer is actually closer to an 8. But idk. If it was a size thing there are plenty of guys that like the ladies bigger.

[@Chicanery_Artifice]

Yup. Just don't lie. Simple.

[@JamieAubrey]

Some people say Gif and some people say Gif, nice throwback Sips

[@Rincewindl]

the BALLS on layton that was beautiful

[@emilyc8958]

I don't get people who think someone suddenly has nothing of value to offer if they aren't physically attractive. If you get in a relationship with someone, are you expecting their appearance to never change? Are you going to leave your partner if they're injured or sick or gain or lose weight or get old or have a visible disability? If you are that hung up on appearance how can you ever have a long term relationship?

[@joshconfer209]

Lewis what!? Fraggle rock forwvwr lost to us.

[@whosadaman8326]

I don't know if its that tough of a spot with the guy just ditching his date, its either you're accepting that you're a shitty shallow person and ruining the other persons day after you agreed to a date or at least do the bare minimum and try to have a nice time with the plans that were already set up. The guy was clearly just looking for a one night stand and bailed when he realized he wasn't going to get his rocks off

[@Tattieboggle]

Why lead the girl on any further than you have to? Sure, the way he did it was a little pathetic and abrupt but surely this is better than acting on the pretence that you are in fact interested in her. Both parties are trying to find a sexual partner so really you're wasting her time just as much as your own if either one of you isn't invested and denies saying so. Let's be honest, everyone has a personal threshold on what they will and will not accept aesthetically speaking. I truly think honesty is the best policy. I would have invited her into the car and, as delicately as possible, attempt to tell her the truth.

[@Chicanery_Artifice]

She literally mislead him about her appearance and he wasn't having it. Get off your high horse calling people shitty and shallow. Bellend.

[@Mgrow]

Also Malteasers is a combination of two words - Malt and Tease. You don't Tes your siblings you Tease them and afaik it's pronounced the same way in UK and US.

[@WigneyR]

Is it really a special if we’ve had 5 of these in the last couple months? 😅

[@RudeDudeMikeTMTheRudeDudes]

this one was hilarious guys!1! xD keep up the great work i listened to the whole thing really funny stuff made me chuckle and laugh too, smile if you agree :)

[@q.q.p.p]

English does not have a formal governing body. Every country has multiple dictionary makers who all posit different rules. Webster tells Oxford to color themselves incorrect. En Francais there is an official rulemaker.

[@bjrkmn]

have i somehow missed one episode; cant remember the callbacks???

[@Hoppa_Joel]

to the suprise of all present... "Lewis..."

[@gnarwhale]

Fuck yeah

[@Deivid-bn6yw]

What’s up with editing recently the other day sips’ mouth was out of sync with what he was saying and now the podcast just abruptly ended lol

[@mooncat7009]

jesus christ…. lewis its not racist doing an impression or an accent. its just harmless fun. don’t jump on that ridiculous woke bandwagon of insanity. it leads nowhere…

[@infinite0rbit]

Nah, it's def a bit racist if hearing a slightly foreign sounding name results in you doing a sterotypical caricature to be funny. Imagine if their name was 'Wong' or something, and pyrion went "herro, you wan sum flied lice?"

[@eonnephilim852]

​@@infinite0rbityou definitely butchered this one, it's usually L that's omitted and replaced with R, not the other way around

[@infinite0rbit]

​@@eonnephilim852 kzbin.info/www/bejne/q5aWfX-rl7eesLs Not always. Trust me, I'm asian. I've heard it all.

[@q.q.p.p]

Harmless joke as opposed to hurtful intent. Racism is funny though

[@infinite0rbit]

@@q.q.p.p Intent doesn't really stop something being racist or not. I mean, I'm not saying it was 'heil hitler' levels of racism or anything, but casual racism and such is a thing.

[@gimligimlass5509]

Why did it just end mid-sentence? No reason is in the description at the time of typing this message. Does anybody know?

[@aldine_KSP]

You gotta say that you have a kid if you’re on a date. Also men if you’re young, never date a single mom

[@fawn2911]

Women if you're young, never date a single father

[@rondem9158]

are they still alive?

[@zindi1138]

hey im not banned from chat! yay!!!!

[@pdudOG]

lewis what???...

[@koalaman9]

I think that date story and Pyrions reaction to it was disgusting.

[@khabukie]

what happened

[@psychopurple]

pls fix my podcast ty