Rejoice! Cheese Santa has come! | GTA 5

[@ducky5945]

I love that Lewis is willing and open to buying them a cheese board, but he has his conditions lol

[@Cheesepuff8]

Of course, he had to show his love but he can’t just hand at cheeseboards willy nilly

[@GreylagRS]

14:52 - "DON'T LET HIM IIIIIIIN!" Ped thought he was safe for a second but Lewis just couldn't let it happen! 🤣

[@patrickedgett1660]

That man experienced genuine panic. Like a full PTSD flashback to the last time Ped did it.

[@Aeroczema]

20:38 the absolute joy in her voice when she says "he's been!!" referring to hypothetic cheese santa is so sweet

[@Tachii31]

8:44 Bouphe literally observing burgers. Top tier burger observer plays.

[@LieuFang]

Ben and Duncan having victory ripped away from them at the literal last possible chance, and through their bumbling are forced to watch Pedguin win, was an all time great dramatic scene in cinematic history.

[@LizardKing027]

Peds victory was a true travesty.

[@Irathear]

Watching them sit there with the shadows of the invisible containers visible and then ped just busting through the only unbroken sign *chefs kiss*

[@EzeroJ]

Y ee z, to a degree

[@surreysmith]

Lewis: DON'T LET HIM IIIIIIINN! *splat*

[@maddog2314]

Duncan: loses first due to a random gimmick, still upvotes it. Bouphe: empathetically downvoting it for him even though she did fine.

[@danwhite3224]

5:21 was too perfectly timed with Duncan's premature jubilation, followed immediately by him crashing into an invisible wall hahaha

[@Wertical93]

5:37 You can pinpoint the exact moment when Duncan't heart breaks :D

[@joshwilson9981]

I swear he said 'I'm gonna win!!' And at that moment I knew he wasn't gonna come in first

[@Leptons_]

10:40 Wow, Osie's so honourable. Sacrificing herself right at the start of the round to make the teams even. 😉

[@Florian87]

Regarding Ben's comment on the etymology on the word 'nightmare': it does not refer to a horse at all. The word 'mare' in English has a couple different meanings, one of these being the word for a female horse and another meaning a kind of evil spirit. These two words are spelled and pronounced the same but come from different Proto-Germanic sources. A mare is an evil feminine spirit said to come into your room at night and straddle your chest, making it hard to breathe while poisoning your mind with evil dreams. You can find a similar etymology in Swedish where the word for 'dream' is 'dröm' and the word for 'mare' is 'mara'. The words combine to form the swedish word for nightmare which is 'mardröm' meaning mare dream, like a dream caused by a mare.

[@MrSpannners]

I love how Duncan just has the perfect response to Zylus for the "These are not the droids you are looking for" "That wasn't him though." 😆😆 If anyone cares Anakin/Vader couldn't mind control people. Jedi Mind tricks weren't something he was ever good at and he lost any ability he did have after losing his fight with Obi-Wan on Mustufar. He could only sense things about people and his surroundings. He just used choke/torture till they spoiled the beans anyway.

[@jameselsbury9478]

I love how Ben then sited the attack of the clones scene with Anakin mind tricking a bounty hunter in a bar, where not only was it not Anakin, it also wasn’t a bounty hunter.

[@xeonalis591]

11:29 duncan literally blocking bouphe from getting up then she jumps off lol

[@apennington8165]

Bouphe's revamped burlesque clown character is stirring up confusing feelings in me..

[@BigSadClownBoi]

there's something for everyone

[@ComXDude]

5:00 I swear, every single one of these videos, Ben makes a great reference that everyone else talks over.

[@welcometochristown]

Agreed! He just starts blasting!

[@travishimebaugh8381]

They didn't even notice his great Farewell To Arms-inspired soliloquy

[@Wertical93]

There are many Yogscast members that I like, but Ben (and also Tom, but he's not in this video) are definitely the people I'd vibe with the most.

[@yarin981]

It's always sunny in Bristol, eh?

[@danielandresriveraflores8865]

Osie with the night nurse tho

[@aceade]

For some reason, the chorus for Night Moves popped into my head at about 5:00. "Workin' on our night horse"...

[@Pompadour_Pug]

Lewis looks you directly in the eye every episode and says "I want a good clean race" Hmmhmm

[@Admiral_Mortain]

Atleast Duncan finally mentioned that if you pull up you go further on a jump, whether the others actually do it or not will be determined in the other videos 😆

[@ilyaholt8607]

Trust me, they forgot about it 5 seconds after Duncan mentioned it.

[@Spyhermit]

Just like they've forgotten it the last 15 times it's come up.

[@Leptons_]

Ben knows, iirc he used it on a recent video and ended up overshooting where he was supposed to land 😅

[@TheMirksta]

Honestly I think they all silently remember and do it after failing jumps, they just don't say it

[@stone5against1]

@@ilyaholt8607 I'm surprised Duncan's the one that mentioned it, considering how often he blames his car for not making the jumps.

[@Timmeh7o7]

4:30 or so, the nightmare conversation. It's not mare as in horse, but mære as in an Old English word for a female demon that tries to suffocate you in your sleep. They were also called incubus (though modern mythos says they're all male.)

[@chitinskin9860]

Incubus is a distinct demon from the mære. While the mare simply sat on you and caused nightmares, the incubus is a lust demon, the male counterpart of the succubus. Succubi and incubi have intercourse with sleeping people, either feeding on their energy in the process, or impregnating them with a cambion. In many legends of old, incubi and succubi could change to their opposite sex counterpart when appropriate for their victim. Both the lust demons and the mære did trigger nightmares, but that's all the mære would do (well that, and mess up your hair, suffocation attempts never worked). Some places blended the two together (well mainly just the succubus and the mare), which happens a lot when you have mythical beings with similar traits or abilities, for example, fauns and satyrs (fauns were goat-like, satyrs were horse-like, now they are practically synonyms to most people), or sirens and mermaids (merpeople were singing fish people, sirens were singing bird people, now sirens are often portrayed as a more aggressive merfolk, and made all female for some reason).

[@Timmeh7o7]

@@chitinskin9860 From Etymonline : "night-goblin, incubus, oppressed sleep," Old English mare "incubus, nightmare, monster," from mera, mære, from Proto-Germanic *maron "goblin" (source also of Middle Low German mar, Middle Dutch mare, Old High German mara, German Mahr "incubus," Old Norse mara "nightmare, incubus").

[@philbertpicklesworth9169]

Ben's always sunny reference at 5:00 went unnoticed so... I'm here to appreciate you and I very much enjoyed it Ben!

[@Satherian]

The whole cheese board discussion at the end was incredible

[@Goatyler1337]

Women: The best street meat - Bouphe 2022

[@PierceArner]

5:13 - The sound of all your night mares from now on.

[@FriendlyKat]

"You don't have the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, Bouphe!" - Lewis Brindley 2022. 12:23 and 14:10 Bouphe over here with a great one liner. LOL To answer the question, all force users can do mind tricks, it's just a matter of how strong the other persons mind is. 14:49 "DONT LET HIM INNNNNNNNNNNN!!" was such a great delivery to then killing Ped. LOL Same energy as Ross', "It's not me!".

[@gameclips5734]

who are you talking to?

[@Mediocresinger]

I think 12:23 was Osie rather than Bouphe

[@vineveer4358]

14:46 Remember kids, never pick up hitch hikers.

[@Terrakinetic]

Hey Lewis, should we let this new guy into the Yo- 14:51

[@TheAlmightyToaster01]

1:51 I spotted that nightwish/snowman reference

[@IndustrialBonecraft]

NOBODY HAS AS MANY FRIENDS AS THE MAN WITH MANY CHEESES!

[@MrDipz158]

Hello Santa! its me! Santa!

[@icecreep109]

Cheesed to meet you Santa! Its me, Santa!

[@nothingbutvibes5040]

hello Santa! it's me! santa!

[@ipadking6108]

5:22 I sense a disturbance in the Salt side of the Force

[@nathanharvey8570]

Actually Nightmare is derived from the Old English word word mare, which referred to a folkloric demon that caused sleep paralysis. Coincidentally, it did this by sitting on you.

[@Keedr1n]

of COURSE ped is the first person to find the right way through at the end of the first race haha. hes too powerful

[@vaughankramer3926]

Osie’s best, but so is Bouphe

[@bruceluiz]

I say they duel with rusty switchblades, and whoever wins becomes the Better Sister.

[@endlessmisery15]

@@bruceluiz As is tradition.

[@UKVersus]

What is this cliffhanger, I need to know if they acquired a cheese board

[@JDT-Loadsamoney]

5:36 this ending is just knock knock from takehsis castle and I live it

[@Hobbyrepubliken]

The Night Mare is a Nordic väsen. A woman cursed against her will to ride her victims during their sleep. This is considered to be a an old explaination to Night Horrors and Sleep Paralysis (you're awake but cant move and have trouble breathing, as if something was sitting on your chest). Riding stuff that *isn't* horses are an ancient Scandinavian tell tale of magic. Fences, brooms and people

[@Dxm2000andNinju]

It's surreal listening to them talk about the cross code/Vader stuff again years later. I'm going to have to go watch it again ^^ Though I swear Duncan lead the conversation last time... Hm.

[@DemTacs]

Get Zylus a Chacuterie of cheese fondue.

[@omegagames484]

Dictator Lewis confirmed in the intro.

[@Pompadour_Pug]

You mean Datlof?

[@Martin-dd6rg]

So we've learned that Bouphe's favorite street meat is women, and that she strangles people who don't do what she says... That makes for a very interesting combo indeed

[@AnEnemySpy456]

Come to think of it, I don't think Anakin ever once uses the mind trick in the movies. We see Obi Wan use it a couple of times, Luke uses it on Bib Fortuna, and Qui Gon tries to use it on Watto.

[@MusingsofaMildManneredMan]

Cheese board members video incoming, get on it Daf and Bates...

[@DishonouredGamers]

@11:30 DUNCAN YOU KILLED HER!!! 🤣🤣

[@gracemangum]

10:50 "Mary-Anna"

[@KaosFireMaker]

Cheese. Petrol. Cheese. Petrol.

[@khy907]

I loved duncan's deep rumbling hunter growl at 20:00

[@elderyaag3534]

Osie and Bouphe on the main channel is always great!

[@CameronFulbright]

"Cheese, Gromit." (Sorry, I just felt this tied in well to the cheese conversation.)

[@kitsunekaze93]

we forgotten the crackers Gromit!

[@DeltaEntropy]

Cheese… petril… petril… cheese…

[@Meximagician]

6:21 Poor Duncan "Invisible -Stick- ^Wall" Jones

[@sonofhades57]

All right, it's Bouphin' time!

[@TheMirksta]

Man, I love when she totally Bouphed everyone in the second match. Amazing.

[@C0N5TR0N]

Welsh cheddar is the best cheddar. I work at a large chain grocer and I take care of our cheese section. I have tried cheeses from all over the place and I fully agree with zylus. We also have a English cheddar and it is nothing compared to Welsh cheddar

[@Pops646]

Death Vader does not have mind control powers. He’s a knight not a consular. He mainly trained in lightsaber techniques. Though powerful in the force, one must train in the ways of the force in order to develop mind control. Obi wans master was a consular. Any green wielding Jedi is stronger in the force then they are at fighting.

[@bryalogicalgaming5817]

03:50 I don't want fun unless Bouphe's got buns hun.

[@fortoday04]

Love when Duncan gets mad!

[@MaxWidogast]

How have they still not learned after all these years that aiming your gun makes your movement more precise

[@jettisoncargo]

Anakin very specifically FAILS to get the bounty hunter to tell them who hired her

[@Prossay]

Zylus is right about Welsh cheese, farmers here are mostly organic and cows are free range grass fed and GMO's are banned here, it makes a huge difference in the taste

[@JazzakRavenshade]

My mother once served orange juice to Darth Vader.

[@DamnDaimen]

I wanna say that the in-universe lore reason as to why Darth Vader doesn't mind control people is that you need a calm mind to do it. Vader is too angry to do it.

[@anthonyschlessman1848]

That's pretty accuret, for the most part only Jedi can use the mind trick kinda like mostly only sith can use lightning

[@walnzell9328]

10:40 Osie runs on thin air then falls like a Looney Tunes character.

[@Skyscraper125]

How they do not realize you can go into first person and navigation is INCREDIBLY easy after this long is beyond me.

[@ThomoBee]

Ped's win was flippin amazing. I love how he just seems to know where to go in those situations. Definitely one my favorite moments this week. Also, bouphes street meat had me in tears

[@CrossBreedTacoHD]

Darth Vader cares about agency. I mean, he will order you to do something with the promise of death if refused, but at least you still have the agency to decide.

[@Raida7]

I don't know what i liked best, Lewis's flying in from off screen to kill with shouting, or the cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese... damn, i want raclette now

[@walnzell9328]

Anakin did know mind tricks, but he did not use it on Zam Wessel outside that bar. He did use it on Cad Bane. And attempted to use it on Poggle the Lesser. He also knew a similar trick he could use on animals. He used it on the Reek in the Geonosian arena. I'm not sure why he never used it on anyone as Vader. Maybe he just preferred to keep up appearances. No need to use mind tricks if everyone will be so intimidated they just tell you what you want to know.

[@TheSkyrocketSound]

Ah, Ben and his great references to it's always sunny ☀️, a man of true class

[@stone5against1]

Love how everyone is willing to let Pedguin win just to get a share of the cheeseboard haha

[@alfredhadesworth9253]

Even though this was likely recorded months ago, I hope the office got a cheese board

[@walnzell9328]

The best street meat? I remember a vendor in Hong Kong who said, "A man who has never had pork bun, is never a full man."

[@moldiworp9143]

love how high and mighty zylus is. then he ruins it with welsh cheddar. like people in the uk couldnt buy welsh cheese if they wanted hahaha

[@shinjisan2015]

The truth about the Sith mind trick is they are constantly doing it at low level but across the entire empire. It is used for obedience from the Imperial forces, that's why you don't see a Sith do it specifically to an individual, they're already using it across a vast telepathic field. Just enough to fog the "are we the baddies?" thoughts. This is why individuals "break free" from the Empire like Finn, they have latent Force ability and eventually build a resistance.

[@BadVideoWatcher1]

I can't believe the end of that first race

[@LiamGers-cx1kn]

That Darth Vader conversation on the second map reminded me of that Eddie Izard skit.

[@Terrakinetic]

2:12 Yay!

[@Kbmands]

Just hear those cow bells jingling, ring-ting-tingling too… Come on it’s lovely cheddar, please have a wheel or two!

[@Blitzkrieger17]

Man.. who doesn't just love a good cheese though??? Cheese is love, cheese is life!!!

[@heyheyitsjae2475]

To be fair, there are a few Star Wars comic books where the Emperor specifically tells Vader "yo man, like, can you NOT kill the officer on this mission, for fucks sake?" And then Vader usually listens

[@TheT4Gz]

How do these lot know just enough about everything to talk about it but not enough to be basically ever be right? Like the Vader mind control convo, it only works on the weak minded. It happens in so many videos 😂😂

[@BlasterAdreis]

Im pretty sure the reason Vader doesn't mind control is the fact that his grasp on the force is much weaker since he's mostly artificial. So he can still do the more brute force techniques but not the refined one's. Correct me if I'm wrong here.

[@lightdrgn20]

The whole Jedi Mind Trick debate hurts

[@boowompthecat]

I love how both instances of mind control in star wars they mention are done by obi wan kenobi and not anakin

[@elloydsart]

I hope they got that cheese board in the end

[@rocketforthree4479]

Today I learned Ben pronouces "Marinara" as "Mari-anna".

[@psilocyrapter]

Zylush is just a masochist, he knows better than to pick the banshee, but, he dose everytime. Either that or the dutch green is getting to him... Lol

[@garethhughes7430]

Get your staff a Cheese Board LEWIS!!!

[@CzechAvailabilitie]

Actually the mare in nightmare is probably derived from the Norse martröð which translates as "mare trodden" as they believed nightmares (and sleep paralysis) were caused by being crushed by a supernatural creature called the mara (which in itself is probably taken from the word merja or to bruise, crush, or abrase) the horse connection came in later probably as a bit of a folk etymology. See also haggard which is taken from hag-ridden which is when a nighthag (a witch and/or evil parasitic spirit) rides you to death by jumping on your back, a common problem back in the day. In Newfoundland these myths are combined and sleep paralysis is believed to be caused by an evil spirit called The Hag riding you in your sleep.

[@havleyforbes4747]

Cheese Santa sounds like a sex move.

[@maycowantoneli5470]

1:32 10 years of GTA races and they still don't get the catch up mechanic, that's how a lot of they jumps work !

[@The_Mince_Meat]

Lewis: Wow that's such a great idea, we should use that as a catchup mechanic Everyone who has played GTA: Bruv, that already is the catchup mechanic

[@mr.j4696]

Another great episode with the cheese sisters

[@anthonyschlessman1848]

ben, that was kenobi.....

[@Zayle_]

One day, one of them will realize that there's a first person mode - which completely removes all the nonsense of your character doing random actions you didn't wanna do. ....I hope

[@deetrixreed8961]

Lewis "Free Cheese" Brindley

[@adammurg]

I hope Cheese Santa Osie makes an appearance at Jingle Jam (or a holiday members video)? Maybe Zylus can make an appearance as an Elf who helps to prepare a festive cheese board for Bouphe, and maybe Ped as a mouse, and/or whomever else is around!

[@dieheart369]

Hmm best street meat for me would have to be hashbrowns or pocket pies. Also Vermont Cheddar is the best Cheddar.

[@Tatan_9981]

Mind control is a JEDI mind trick. Not a sith one. Light and Dark Side of the Force have different abilities

[@anactualpigeon6844]

To Ben's question about street meat- I fucking love NYC's only moderately questionable halal lamb gyros.

[@jamiehayward237]

Can’t believe all this mention of cheese and not one Wallace and grommet joke 😱

[@misomiso8228]

Favourite youtube content. These GTA V vids are the best.

[@blueberry1c2]

I relate exactly to Zylus with the barely any toppings. I will order just ham and cheese at Subway, I will only get cheese and ketchup on a burger, etc. Texture really makes the difference for me too.

[@TheNosnets]

I recommend adding chipotle sauce or honey mustard to a basic subway to make it taste better and to really get your money's worth

[@Frankie_Fish]

Honestly. We do see cheese commercials here in The Netherlands. But it's mostly Old Amsterdam or Paturain spreadable herb cheese...

[@Pixelattion]

Tomorrow’s the 10th anniversary of Jaffa Factory!