You Are A Simp ASMR

What does Simp mean? Simp is a slang insult for men who are seen as too attentive and submissive to women, especially out of a failed hope of winning some entitled personal attention or activity from them.
Translation? The word simp is meant to troll young men for doing anything for a girl to get some action he supposedly deserves.
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Autonomous sensory meridian response (ASMR) is a term used for an experience characterized by a static-like or tingling sensation on the skin that typically begins on the scalp and moves down the back of the neck and upper spine. It has been compared with auditory-tactile synesthesia. ASMR signifies the subjective experience of "low-grade euphoria" characterized by "a combination of positive feelings and a distinct static-like tingling sensation on the skin". It is most commonly triggered by specific acoustic, visual and digital media stimuli, and less commonly by intentional attentional control.
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[@TirarADeguello]

Hey, get your suggestions in for future "you are a...." videos. Already clipped out, "You are a Weeboo asmr" and "You are Peter Griffin ASMRtist ASMR" . Yes? No? Let me know below.

[@QeteshThePony]

Your a dense dumbass. I want too see some who pisses annoys and angers dr Andrew Michel so much but they are forced too work together in some Office of naval intelligence thing. Like a horrible co worker. That would be so funny 😂

[@stinkygOat]

You are the last pringle stuck in a pringles jar. And the camera can be from the view of a pringle.

[@stinkygOat]

You are a purple alien gang member captured by a green alien gang member Edit: with a tad bit of hostility

[@stinkygOat]

@@QeteshThePony you are a annoying office worker ASMR

[@MutatedCutie]

You're a Furry ASMR.

[@youtubegoogleb]

This was dedicated to everyone who bought belle’s bath water

[@TirarADeguello]

Yes, but did they drink it? Aha! We may never know.

[@enriquejoseantequerasanche6180]

@@TirarADeguello Honestly, I'd rather not know, the answer will probably be disgusting no matter what.

[@xrotarebil]

TirarADeguello I drank it and now I am on a ventilator.

[@damien.9076]

Like fortnight slurp drink or whatever that shits called

[@jaimevidrio1461]

Or to everyone who fell in love with the Ok Boomet girl and then got angry when they found out about her boyfriend.

[@boomyoulookingforthis1362]

I love this guy, he knows the way of the Internet people.

[@TirarADeguello]

thank you, peace.

[@dokorege3097]

Dont forget to share this vid to Other ASMR and meme lovers

[@franz_.]

Our meme man asmr

[@keysersozae]

Perfect profile pic, sir

[@boomyoulookingforthis1362]

Yes

[@thedauntle55]

This guy looks like he would be called big toni if he was in the mafia

[@TheDevilChaos]

Biggest tony

[@aliss7128]

Toni el grande😂

[@jesuschrist6609]

he’d make a great gta 5 contact like lester or lamar idk

[@Timetraveler_1998]

Jesus Christ and chop would be his dawg

[@sisbitch2268]

IKR fr!

[@bobbob3292]

“It’s disgusting look at it” *takes another sip*

[@LIL_Deemin]

When ur 14 and u get offerd a beer

[@Auvisome]

Stockholm Syndrome

[@lmoore1834]

When I had my first beer i was like this is delicious. While trying not vomit. I also bought an 8 pack with a bottle of vodka. Needless to say I didn't drink it all. Oh to be young.

[@haydenlenz2542]

Lol I know right

[@yoloyogurt7678]

@@LIL_Deemin offered *

[@josebaka3223]

According to my wife's boyfriend, I'm not a simp but a king!

[@GhoulScoutCookie]

Yaass king!

[@boiwhadahellboi6173]

hol up!

[@blacksage205]

Wait a minute...0.0!?

[@li0nisdyi_g.__.572]

Hol' Up- Somethimg ain't right.

[@necrodragon1921]

Thas not right, but at least got the spirit.

[@dnysad8419]

17:09 when your homies won’t let you kiss them goodnight

[@hannesproductions4302]

Me a 300lbs man in my moms basement fish fucking people

[@ghostpirate7733]

I’m an average sized person because I starve myself to stay skinny enough to look good

[@epicflyinghorse1042]

@@ghostpirate7733 wtf Is wrong with you guys idek if this a joke anymore

[@ghostpirate7733]

Crippled Pimp I am confused

[@epicflyinghorse1042]

@@ghostpirate7733 starve yourself?bro you ok

[@lilguap1545]

He has literally liked every comment I have seen what a legend

[@TirarADeguello]

I try. It helps me know where I'm at and which ones I haven't read yet.

[@setsers1]

@@TirarADeguello ☺️good

[@andexibro1151]

Hes just too OP

[@sendooooooo]

Imma subscribe even tho I fucking hate asmr just because he’s a real one

[@barakosman6112]

ALL BUT ONE💀💀

[@randalscandal1992]

Imagine danny di vito telling you you're a simp

[@TheDevilChaos]

" I'm the trash man, I go into the ring and call people simps, then I throw garbage at people!"

[@dannydevito6832]

Simp

[@TheDevilChaos]

@@dannydevito6832u r a god sir

[@remi-ks8id]

@@dannydevito6832 It Is An Honour To Finally Meet You, Sir Devito

[@ConcealedWeaponry]

This man...is a man of the people. *And this is the exact reason why I love his content.*

[@TirarADeguello]

thank you, my friend.

[@davidhatcher7016]

Yes

[@xc6603]

@@TirarADeguello Ahh yes,a fellow Comerade indeed :)

[@TheDevilChaos]

Love the tf2 bird profile pic

[@skwam7202]

Oh no. Well guys, the title says it all. Looks like we've been had

[@TirarADeguello]

We ain't gonna make it!

[@LeBum6]

Please TirarADeguello I don’t want to be a simp

[@isaacmeinor5385]

Oh hey, sweet, I live in Ohio.

[@keysersozae]

@@LeBum6 you'd best start believing in Simp Stories.... YOU'RE IN ONE

[@brendanmanetz6253]

Mission failed, we’ll get em next time

[@Mortebianca]

This is peak memabilty at this point

[@Alex-zb4eo]

Io che trovo il re del sud in questo video be like: "cos?!"

[@boris6069]

stupendo

[@heidic3708]

the 108 dislikes are by the people who’ve been called out for being a simp

[@TheStunnerFTW]

Yep

[@Demonic_Pulsar]

This comment has 108 likes

[@dynamicphotography_]

Yeap, half of them I called out.

[@blue_rogue2324]

251

[@amtrakisveryepic]

They can't handle the truth

[@blubear1564]

POV: a non judgemental man fixes his tie for an hour whilst calling you a word he learned from cracked

[@CrunchyFreak]

@@Shadows-RC it's a word? what are you saying lmao

[@aidengray3998]

@@CrunchyFreak Some people don't like it when others use proper English. I get made fun of for proper punctuation and capitalization at times.

[@MrCleannnnn]

This guy is the father I never had. I've always wanted a father to drink just to brutally tell me to get my shit together.

[@combinationcalligraphy4448]

if you think you’re all cool for “liking everyone’s comments” and “listening to your fanbase” you’re right

[@nothinbutwaffles8681]

Dang he probably skipped you once he say if you think your cool if you like every comment

[@alph-lj3uy]

LMAOOOOOO

[@ScotchIrishHoundsman]

Hahahahaha he said “nope” to this one

[@thekoi6096]

I mean, if it was liked, it would ruin the joke

[@combinationcalligraphy4448]

The Trashbin that is true

[@skezzi420]

I’m still looking for “stuck in Logan Paul’s comments section asmr”

[@thomasfield8543]

19:07 is the best part of the video

[@masterroshiyoshi9862]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@ghostpirate7733]

Asgbnuhbsygsygbby thanks

[@remi-ks8id]

Nah 12:51 is the best

[@cover2coverasmr928]

“Does she drink this? Oh she drinks that kind, it makes sense to me now” Now that killed me

[@emg5682]

28:09 When my girl walks in while I’m playing video games in just a towel right after the shower

[@caidenpieniazek6159]

that’s good.

[@deadmeme3495]

I like what I'm seeing here

[@GamelutioN1]

We need part 2 of this.

[@GamelutioN1]

@@carlosemanuelmartins1305 No, I still am waiting for it

[@Minimagix2410]

“I’m not drunk enough yet” *takes one sip* I LOVE this man.

[@leowong2613]

This guy: I have sacrificed my whole life dedicated to studying simpology, got a master's degree in simpistry too, now I am a professional simpist

[@1tzfr1tzkr13g]

Me: tells my friends I got a girlfriend My friends: 12:51

[@nicfrx]

That’s only 12 yos

[@broke2587]

LOL

[@brdon2099]

Jackson Green identify theft is not a joke though

[@420crim3]

@@nicfrx+1

[@JessicaMarquez-tx8rl]

I'm gonna have to tell Kuzco

[@francisp171]

Whoever put dislike must be a simp lord

[@TirarADeguello]

Agreed. Simp lord spotted.

[@mgtowstanleyzoltanov9808]

this coment made me watch the video halfway

[@juicedaone1153]

A Simp lord???

[@vanguardRailgun924]

Juice Da One Yes the one we’ve been searching for.

[@mgtowstanleyzoltanov9808]

@@vanguardRailgun924 The Senior Simpizen like you?

[@nikolatanasin9567]

How about a "you are a chad asmr"? So we chads can relate to something.

[@taitriss6169]

Your not a simp?

[@angry3195]

NotoriousYT chad over here 🖐

[@nikolatanasin9567]

@@taitriss6169 Nope, only a man of culture

[@thiccrib]

It's nice of you to think of other people

[@collinrogers4742]

@@taitriss6169 I've never even seen a woman, 100% chadwick

[@captainenigma275]

"11% might knock ya on your feet" Me: laughs in russian alchoholic

[@joujou9145]

Laughs in finnish alcoholic

[@realMILLER]

laughs in michigan

[@soup3262]

laughs

[@kevinwollnik6648]

l

[@furryguest8570]

Laughs in Mexican alcoholic

[@aidengray3998]

You Are An Overconfident Wizard Being Questioned By The Police For Murder ASMR.

[@smallcheesebread6531]

That sounds like a fun one

[@bearmonroe5620]

Has to happen

[@hammedburger3712]

I turned the evidence into air

[@GageMason]

Yes. This sounds brilliant.

[@StarboyXL9]

Becky: "All men are kings!" Stacy: "IF HE BREATHES, HES A SIIIIIIIIMP" *Furious lightsaber duel begins* I'd like to see a follow-up where a Simp gets sent to a Simp Rehab center where he's given therapy to help him curb his simping habit and develop some self-respect and break his reliance on external validation. A real, professional therapy session, complete with clipboard, calmly asking leading questions to get him to really think and analyze his own behavior, never judging but always questioning and getting him to think twice.

[@juicyjamepr]

Please make it happen!!

[@LordVader1094]

@Jorion Neither.

[@jakemackenzie795]

Make it happen!

[@StarboyXL9]

@Jorion Ask yourself, do men want all women to be thots? Now take that answer and apply it to your own question.

[@ChaseThePinballWizard]

"I've gotta get going pretty soon" *makes 50 minute video*

[@Ren98ify]

You Are Immortal ASMR. Like a counseling video to help people who don't die.

[@immortalgod9527]

I second this idea...

[@beal728]

Man this idea is really good

[@Ren98ify]

@@immortalgod9527 I'm gonna be honest I don't think Zamasu needs help with being immortal.

[@grandpoggers4612]

This would be mad

[@iansadowski636]

That would be cool

[@aripena8703]

“I’m not drunk enough to deal with you” I feel like that’s what my friends think when I open my mouth

[@jessepanosh]

Only person I simp for is you, king 👑

[@TirarADeguello]

oh my

[@thundyundez]

:flushed:

[@TanjiroKamado-ls8iv]

@A guy yessir

[@cozycofimusic306]

Yo, he should definitely do a monster inc asmr. His voice sounds just like sully (if that's how you spell his name)

[@tangerineman27]

Wow I didn’t notice but you’re right

[@coollemon3580]

We've Been Tricked, Backstabbed and We've Been Quite Possibly, Bamboozled...

[@LeBum6]

Cool Lemon good old meme

[@jacobburleson5403]

We’ve been Smeckledorfed

[@ryanhardy9183]

@@jacobburleson5403 That's not even a word and I agree with you!

[@bismarck6]

@@jacobburleson5403 hahaha

[@3toCoco]

6:55 Such a wasted opportunity to say "and this is Father's milk."

[@crowbar4976]

To me that sounds VERY wrong.

[@Garbage_truck99]

@Made in Finland. Saaaaaaaaame my guy

[@highnoon2535]

According to my Wifes Boyfriend who is married to my ex, i'm not a simp.

[@TirarADeguello]

You keep telling yourself that while you are putting the dishes away.

[@Anonymouseyoutuber]

@@TirarADeguello Did em dirty Tirar, lol!

[@Rausis173]

@@TirarADeguello I prefer playing a Nintendo switch but the dishes are fine

[@mrhaunzz4604]

I am laughing how unbelievably real he is making me feel like a simp

[@81summer98]

"You are a simp" ~A wise man

[@milbryj.5724]

“I gave half of my life savings to this one girl, she doesn’t respond to me but she’ll like this video!”

[@davidhatcher7016]

Yup

[@iStoicVA]

Malt Liquor Connoisseur ASMR would be kinda neat seeing as you on occasion have some bottles make "guest appearances". Would like to hear your take on some brands and detail how they differ from one another in taste/smell/etc. Idk just a random thought. Not exclusive to malt liquor could be beer or wine or whatever your preference. Keep up the good work as always! 💓💓

[@hipyhippo3829]

23:26 "I'm gonna feed you the strawberries" 🤣🤣 That was amazing

[@Yamisu]

"well it's been about... 5 minutes..." Me: Looks at time on video Me: no way, he's right

[@colonclosedparantheses293]

This allegation is false and I do not condone simping. - This message is sponsored and brought to you by: *"The Ancient One, Green"*

[@darksoulsman8882]

Do u know where my dad went ancient green one

[@Deloooon]

Do you know where my foreskin went ancient green one

[@Jam_Man1106]

Ancient green one. Why did she leave?🥺

[@cannedsas]

Where are the kids from my basement green one?

[@moboatz]

All I've been doing is watching female asmr, giving me the attention that I desire but won't admit in reality. There's nothing better than someone confronting me of my issues, there's always something better than what is offered. This helped me a lot.

[@TirarADeguello]

hey, just be your own person, if it makes you happy, it's okay.

[@moboatz]

@@TirarADeguello I will when it does 🥺

[@Titan-fk2fi]

I watch both simply cause it's relaxing

[@Benadryl.Barbarian]

Female voices are more relaxing to me so i watch both

[@Ricardo7250]

It depends on the reason you watch them. I watch some male appreciation types of asmr because I want to have a more positive self-esteem. This video from Tirar is a great conversation and also a great social critique, pointing out that many men are becoming providers to virtual women who don't need the money and whom they've never met. Tirar's reaction "so you payed her for sex?" is hilarious, the money could have been spent for sex or for being a sugar daddy, but for some reason the guy opted for being a simp and throwing the money away. People are sure getting asexualized and extracting the worst of it.

[@gokumetrix80]

According to my wife and her boyfriend i shouldn't watch this video.

[@scwears6640]

Uh

[@YoungAndBased]

Wait I’m trying to process what you just said.

[@neftali704]

Me too my girlfriends husband says it’s a little too much for me at my age

[@thealyssajen]

TRISTAR if his wife has a bf and he’s knowingly w her still what does that make him ? 💀

[@gokumetrix80]

@@thealyssajen They say I am an honorable man. My wife's boyfriend said if i behave well and raise his and my wife's kid he might consider buying me a nintendo switch! He such a great guy.

[@Vienna3080]

Tirar must be the worlds best dad

[@bbqtoon]

I’ve always thought that too!

[@xeznc]

nezuko kamado wtf

[@fbi3579]

You Are: The man behind the slaughter ASMR.

[@the_real_sex1508]

I don't know what I was thinking, leaving my son behind.

[@piercenewman3747]

Now I suffer the curse And now I am blind

[@leethejailer9195]

With all this anger, guilt, and sadness

[@chimerasko]

Coming to haunt me forever I can’t wait for the cliff at the end of the river

[@the_real_sex1508]

Is this revenge I am seeking Or seeking someone to avenge me Stuck in my own paradox I wanna set myself free

[@zack-xb8kv]

Second option for title : Alcoholic destroys Simps hopes and dreams.

[@jackreaper6256]

How does it feel having the one comment not liked by this legend

[@NightShadow_digitalphotography]

Obama Gaming Damnnnn 😂

[@thearizonaranger4079]

@@jackreaper6256 *the god have rejected his petition* lmao

[@Aidan-ev7hh]

Fuckin lol

[@protokhaniapetos3158]

I’m Dr.Andrew Michaels and I’m here to help you! A few drinks later.... *Dude, I don’t think I can help you!*

[@gabrielteran5976]

When I’m about to sneeze 13:46

[@mellow2573]

Mike Myers underrated-

[@rspbgaming8147]

The day has finally come...

[@Succcccccccccccc]

Lol I've been waiting for this one..

[@meeknuggets4860]

I'm actually curious. Was the beer actually bad or you were just acting?

[@xxengineermain6.9youtube82]

Meeknuggets he hearts but doesn’t respond That’s a pro gamer move

[@beerubeerme2171]

Yeah, I am curious as well, since Dragons Milk is pretty good in its own right!

[@Jhunt1502]

I’m the 100th like. Not like you guys care but just thought I’d put that out there

[@NEEDbacon]

I've had similar stuff and can say it's probably an acquired taste. Especially for someone who likes Malt liquor.

[@dzn598]

1:26 dude I saw tears

[@jerrybunes4977]

Only channel that doesn’t make me cringe when memes are used good stuff bruh

[@propswitacheck1628]

This guy really knows what he’s talking about huh

[@YoungAndBased]

Nice pfp, *Simp*

[@_Harvestman_]

17:39 made me laugh loud enough to make my manager ask what i was listening to. I lied about what i was watching, if you're wondering

[@Anastasia_Romanova1901]

Sees the title* "Bottoms up, this is going to be a fun night"

[@georgethakur]

Swear I'm straight but this man has one of the most attractive faces I've seen in a long time. Also, most entertaining ASMR video in a while. Laughed a LOT, chilled out.

[@tanner6228]

George T. If you’re gay bi or whatever it’s cool. Everybody’s different.

[@georgethakur]

@@tanner6228 Sounds like something Tirar would say. Thanks, though.

[@lewisgoddard8888]

George T. It literally is something he said at the start of this video lol

[@lukehughes6012]

10:20 when he first announces that you are a simp

[@johncampbelltattoos2494]

Me: not looking to watch asmr right now Tirar: "you're a simp" Me: ok lets watch 😌

[@ReasonAboveEverything]

🙄

[@chevychevy022]

"This is Mother's Milk" "THIS is dad's diarrhea"

[@dirkstrider8783]

My friends dont believe me when I send them screenshots of these videos title's and thumbnails. They keep getting better too.

[@TirarADeguello]

spread the love, my friend, LMAO.

[@funnyman4847]

Never thought the topic of simping could be mixed with asmr. You did it brilliantly Mikey.

[@mothman6264]

I sent this to my girlfriend’s husband and he got all upset so I threatened to take away hand holding privileges

[@zaycreatesvids]

Tirar: "I've gotta get going real soon" Also Tirar: I can wait 50 Minutes

[@mikejeffries3333]

"You are Dr. Andrew Michaels ASMR". (I don't know if it's already been done, but it sounds like a bizarre concept that could be fun)

[@wanderingrachael]

that's clever!! 😄

[@TheCompleteMental]

I cant tell if this is good acting or if you're being more yourself lately, either way it's a great direction

[@TirarADeguello]

a little of both in this one, and I was honest, sadly didn't like the Dragon's Milk. Sorry.

[@TheCompleteMental]

@@TirarADeguello shame, the concept actually sounds quite nice

[@tokyoto1]

18:01 me be like when I hear something moving around in my house when I’m home alone

[@boldofyou1094]

Shut up tall kid

[@martinlaird4738]

Ok I screamed a little bit at this title 😂😂 too good

[@_FoxHoleCharlie_]

"You are too obsessed with Tiger King ASMR" Don't be askin' for a Baskin!

[@bryanmercado9338]

“Okay quit being a smart ass I’m putting my glasses on”😂😂😂

[@kadendroids9713]

"This is mothers milk, and this, i don't even wanna say what it is" everybody knows he wanted to say daddies c . u . m

[@tangerineman27]

Facts.

[@DragonArykai]

You are a Dungeon Master. Either for D&D or like, a literal Dungeon in some medieval torture chamber. I'm chuckling at the idea even now.

[@eltipobigotudo2162]

The disgust every time you take a sip is hilarious to me. I die every time.

[@Xxmineplayerx]

”I don't want to waste it,” said every alcoholic ever lmao 😂🤙🏽

[@sageofsixpains3566]

Me: “Hey Crush: “Heyyyyyy” Tirar: YOU ARE A SIMP

[@puiu102006]

Me again: "Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"

[@roberthaws8355]

“I’m not sure but I think you’re a simp” Best damn quote of 2020

[@ladybink]

Wow this was quick! Thank you for doing my request Tirar✨ You are amazing and you deserve way more credit! Stay happy and healthy 💕

[@TirarADeguello]

There you are! Great suggestion. Hope it makes you laugh. Thank you! safe and happy all week so far, and wishing the best for you and yours as well.

[@Goomatora]

I'm sorry, I must simp for the e girls. Forgive me for I have simped

[@TirarADeguello]

He who has simped and knows he is a simp may still see the kingdom of god

[@Goomatora]

TirarADeguello May there be salvation for my soul

[@gabriel_alemdoaquario]

This guy's actually a good actor, I love it

[@jjnicnic6098]

This video was hilarious, you are a genuine guy and thats hard to find nowadays, would be a pleasure to sit down and have a beer and a laugh with you, hope your doing well, wish youtube would stop screwing over grade A content creators like you.

[@kikkerslikker4533]

Maybe "you are a plant ASMR" would be nice.

[@sillydiscord6835]

Yes.

[@adrianramirez2954]

Ik he’s role playing but I have a teacher who is exactly like this 😂😂

[@adrianramirez2954]

This guy is halarious🤣

[@erikleith4670]

your teacher calls you a simp 😂

[@thundyundez]

*roleplaying*

[@oliverr.4092]

Friend: “What’s your trigger then” Me: “Your a simp, why”

[@Gearkiller25]

Oliver R. It’s a trigger because it’s supposed to be you’re not your

[@ozzyadams5516]

Here's an idea!: A world war 2 general talking about his plants to raid Normandy or some other battle 😲

[@sammysmiles7086]

Maybe invade Poland?

[@LeBum6]

Good old plants

[@buggaming5346]

Maybe invade france?

[@SomeGamer1111]

A German general planning the invasion of Russia in the dead of winter and how great it’s going to go

[@TheStunnerFTW]

@@SomeGamer1111 planting*

[@beau1281]

I love it how he listens to his fans

[@TirarADeguello]

thank you, I try.

[@diablofrag2177]

NO ITS NOT TRUE Stop saying it I didn't mean to buy the gamer girl bath water and put it in all of my drinks it was an ACCIDENT I SWEAR

[@diablofrag2177]

@@redacted160 You'll never catch me alive nerd

[@diablofrag2177]

@@burntupretardporn I've probably got the sweat of some tiktok e girls somewhere around here check back in an hour or so

[@Tuforeal]

I'm the 69th liker. 2nd time it happened to me today. Please don't mess this up.

[@MrJOJ]

I GOT THE NOTIFICATION AND READ IT AND LAUGHED MY ASS OFF I ALREADY KNOW THIS IS GONNA BE A GOOD ONE TOO

[@SpiralASMR]

37:06 - Omg now _thats_ a collection of words 🤣🤣 This is brilliant and I laughed throughout. Thanks and much appreciated!

[@fun13ucket]

I think it would've been even funnier if the son just straight out told you "I'm a simp" and you just freaked out as if this was the worst thing ever, like maybe this video is from the future where in your teenage years and twenties (now) you were surrounded by simps and it was the worst, or something along those lines

[@Miyanovich]

“No, not Chicken of the Sea...” 😂😂☠️

[@handsomeadi7565]

Imagine that this video blows up and then appears in random peoples recommendations list lol

[@jeremesilva4359]

"Maybe I had a big hammer" Duuuuude this sent me spiraling lmao. You are hilarious Tirar

[@idkjordash]

This should be called “The Talk” asmr

[@matchley500]

“How much money?!?” I started laughing and literally couldn’t stop. I have a headache and tears streaming down my face. That build was sooo funny. Omg this guy. Lololol

[@drunkonjuggernog6908]

“You Are My Wife’s Boyfriend ASMR”

[@bbsonicos71460]

Hello Tirar. Can we have a “You are my son/daughter”? Maybe you can teach us some life lessons. Thank you!

[@shadebytearksurvivor3361]

Luna Warrior get this f/m a video

[@coolio5477]

Nice and wholesome idea instead of the bizarre comments I’ve seen

[@baracuta3279]

Funny, I didn't get the "Bela Legosi" reference until just now, re-watching this several weeks after I first saw it. The difference being I have since become invested in "Beastars", and through the grapevine managed to find out that the protagonist "Legoshi" was named after Bela Legosi. Funny how it came full circle.

[@sadstereo8025]

I remember I was falling asleep to this the other day and I started laughing so hard at some of the things you was saying XD great video once again Dr. Andrew Michaels :)

[@TirarADeguello]

😁

[@pyrefly7575]

You was , my eyes