You Are Now Attempting to Pronounce “Tzatziki" Out Loud

Taylor Tomlinson invites panelists London Hughes, Trevor Wallace, and Affion Crockett into the group chat! They talk about new kinds of divorce, a haunting viral wedding dress, and how it’s never been a better time to love sticks.
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AFTER MIDNIGHT is the smartest show on television about the dumbest things on the internet. With celebrated comedian Taylor Tomlinson at the helm and a panel of guests from the worlds of entertainment, comedy, music and beyond, AFTER MIDNIGHT is a late-night comedy series about what set the internet abuzz that day with a game show feel. AFTER MIDNIGHT airs Monday through Friday, 12:37-1:37 AM, ET/PT on the CBS Television Network and streams live on Paramount+.

[@uninvincibleete]

the guy mispronouncing things is a genius. he intentionally horrendously mispronounces one thing in each of his videos so he gets hundreds of comments correcting the pronunciation, and it boosts his algorithm thru the roof. that man can see the matrix lolll

[@rachels.8051]

It’s called rage baiting. We have to stop encouraging it.

[@jasmineperry7398]

I love the move of just letting the extra 600 points London added remain there like that's so funny

[@margaretkennedy2520]

Props to Trevor swinging for the fences but London ain't having it! 😆

[@Altmetalpunk]

Both are so damn funny lol

[@EnderoftheGame]

Every week After Midnight is getting closer and closer to the unhinged and easy going nature of @Midnight, I love it!

[@tetrakoop]

every episode i love this show more and more, and while i miss chris, Taylor is fucking crushing this

[@angelaglaros]

I used to love @midnight, but this is WAY better. I loved Chris until one day I woke up and he just gave me the ick and I never recovered.

[@TurtlesOnIce]

I hope Chris comes back to surprise host at some point (I was thinking April Fools or Taylor's birthday or something)...

[@lifeisthepit]

@@TurtlesOnIce Allegations are written in ink.

[@NancyPower33]

I love this show! My husband and I are going to have different bedrooms because he's a shift worker, and I want to be able to have a bedroom in which I won't wake him up or have to be super quiet when he's sleeping off a night shift. We are still going to share bed when our sleep schedules match up, just not when they don't. I wouldn't call it "sleep divorce" though 😅 more like " using the extra space we have to ensure that we both get a good sleep. "Sleep Vow Renewal"? "Sleep Mutual Care"? ...."Sleep"? 😆

[@dianewilliams1125]

My dad was a shift worker and he had his own bedroom! They made it work,if you know what I mean!😊😊😊

[@Neil_Thurston]

A "trial sleep separation"...?

[@MrsBungle78]

Taylor in the little promo at the end- *Yeeooow!!* 🔥

[@marksasahara1115]

London Commandeering the point button was hilarious! Chaos makes this show so much funner!

[@Honeysuckle33]

I love the stuff they play for.

[@JordiVanderwaal]

Me if I was into sticks: this stick is the only straight thing I see around here

[@Tonyhouse1168]

This show keeps surprising me with the quality of comics it features

[@roninhood1027]

Me too, not a single one is funny! They must be doing it on purpose!

[@AntonAdelson]

It needs to feature celebs once in a while. I mean top comedians like Dave Chapelle, Colbert himself, etc. I'm sure they'd LOVE to participate and the show will explode and EVERYONE will profit: Taylor, other comedians, etc

[@KKAkuoku]

Isn’t ‘White Wild ‘n Out’ just Whose Line Is It Anyway?

[@Tweetyresm]

But with podiums and buzzing in. And the games are social media focused.

[@brettwalker2723]

The Wayne Gretzky of Late Night: It's Trevor Wallace

[@PhillipLangenkamp]

I've watched a lot of clips of... many shows... and this particular car of contestants is perrrrrrfection.

[@HermitLady]

I mean, sleep divorce works! 😂

[@Ojja78]

This show is such a treat.

[@carligirrl]

That stick was a solid 9/10. What is this 7.8/10? LOL

[@lilymulligan8180]

My parents got a "sleep divorce" many years ago, and I think it saved their actual marriage 😂

[@kyler133]

Wait.. so the button actually does something? I just assumed it was all in the booth and they told Taylor to just push it when she's happy.

[@JasminMiettunen]

I think it works exactly as you thought, they just played along with London here

[@JordiVanderwaal]

This is so unhinged, I love it.

[@archangel1of7]

London Hughes performed a character on one of my favorite recent audiobooks called Third Eye by Felicia Day. Such a good book and she was one of the standouts in a really fun story filled with notable stars. Highly recommend it.

[@JordiVanderwaal]

Lol my "about me" section on Discord has had "I'm not colorblind, but I still can't see red flags" for months. I'm glad that phrase is catching on. I don't remember where I saw it first though.

[@Kelarys]

I don't live with her yet so I don't know how it will actually go, but my gf is adamant about us having our own bedrooms when we live together. Just so we can both have our own strongholds to retreat to when necessary, and also because she says I snore, which is a bald faced lie

[@carsonwieker]

Epic 😂😂 Hilarious, love it!

[@Kelarys]

yes yes, british people can do no wrong, like the way they add a weird extra "i" to aluminum so it becomes "aluminium" or the completely unnecessary need to pluralize math

[@TheSocratease]

It is their language after all. Lol.

[@MeaganPaullin]

"White Wild n Out," 😂😂😂

[@freyaegrey]

Sleep divorce is just marriage for smart people.

[@helenl3193]

Rich people - most of us can't afford separate rooms!

[@Arcturuseyes]

Hey, when you were a kid, a great stick was a portal to adventure,

[@savethezombies]

7:30 It's Scrapyard Challenge, NOT Junkyard Wars.

[@u-neekusername4430]

Sleep divorce, you mean divorce if you were married before the 60s? ....AKA my grandparents

[@benchiaase]

London is a vibe!

[@abramisme]

IDK about London

[@SwiftJustice]

And I nominate London for substitute host when Taylor is busy

[@roninhood1027]

She’s awful!

[@Aphercotropes]

She leans pretty hard into mocking "white people stuff", then starts talking about the proper pronunciation of Renaissance - which is the whitest joke ever. SMH 🙄

[@nomadine85]

Translation for the “ugly hot” joke, in case someone is genuinely wondering. Once you understand that attraction can be based on aesthetics, sensual, sexual etc, you’ll understand the person wanted to have sex with you but thought you were ugly. Same way some people are attracted to people they don’t like, aka have no romantic attraction to. This is similar

[@rayceeya8659]

Yeah, I'll bet London can't pronounce Oregon, Willamette, or Chinook right. No British person can.

[@TheSocratease]

Natchitoches, Coachella, Tchoupitoulas, we can make it hard for her. Lol.

[@MorganWallaceMusic]

Gotta get Timothy Chalamet and Trevor Wallace on SNL together.

[@hope_and_love]

Damn it's rough when three people are doing great and the fourth person is making prejudiced remarks the entire time and dragging the vibe way off.

[@Altmetalpunk]

"White wild n out" 😂 isnt wild n out nick cannon presents whose line is it anyway like how ridiculousness is just tosh.0 with guests which was just less nerdy web soup. Which web soup was hosted by chris hardwick who hosted @midnight which @fter midnight is based off of and now it all comes together lol.

[@hdskl2150]

Its TA-ZEE-KEE right??

[@stevedoesnt]

This happened on another episode too, but it feels super off when the guests don’t look at or acknowledge the other guest they’re roasting.

[@chilaou]

Read this comment before watching, looked out for it, and... huh? They not always looking at each other, largely because these are performers who know to face the friggin camera, but were they not constantly engaging with each other? What did I miss?

[@J.J.Gosnell]

Anyone else over it

[@nbuehster]

7:18 to 7:43 Nothing about "ass" vs. "arse", or would that be bleeped out?

[@petecoogan]

None of you are mid

[@jessability4338]

London is not funny.

[@brianhaygood183]

London isn't funny. She's just loud.

[@JeighNeither]

And takes everything way too seriously.

[@dannythach-song]

London is the best!

[@roninhood1027]

At sucking!

[@roninhood1027]

No

[@TimpossibleOne]

Isn't she the ONLY black female comedian they've had on After Midnight?

[@thedrizzle619]

Sasheer Zamata, Dulce Sloan, Ashley Nicole Black

[@roninhood1027]

Who cares, she isn’t funny, that’s what’s important.

[@pierfrancescocosta6336]

​@@thedrizzle619Phoebe Robinson, too!

[@JeighNeither]

Lmfao, there's been like 4 or 5 others. Confirmation bias much?

[@martinmcwhorter]

Just don't ask a British person to pronounce paella or tortilla 😂

[@alessageboff7547]

...or Rioja

[@alexanderrose1071]

Or Northern Ireland independence

[@dylan9124]

Just Trevor Wallace doing Trevor Wallace things… brilliant. Also, that 7.8/10 was damned near a perfect 10… dude was underselling it so as to avoid Grand Theft Tree-limb.

[@MsJmb1980]

White Wild n’ Out?!?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@alexanderrose1071]

I had to stop and think about it for a second. He’s not that far off lol

[@AyshaPaige]

Contestants absolutely unhinged in this one 😂

[@Nikaaay]

Goddamn Taylor is looking good 🔥🔥🔥

[@M24071]

this one was just pure chaos they gotta get london and Trevor on the show more often

[@erco9167]

Taylor’s great, CBS better be paying her ass

[@na5794]

This show better get renewed for multiple seasons or I’m going to commit tax fraud.

[@marc21256]

What do people mispronounce? Speak Real English! Yeah, in England, "filet" was pronounced "fil-ay" in 1776. After England lost a few wars to the French, England cried and changed pronunciations of words to be less "French". So the US pronounces filet "better" than England. As the US didn't change the pronunciation of fil-ay to fill-it, like England did. England lost the language when they exported it everywhere and screwed it up at home. I said what I said.

[@lillithdv8]

In case you were wondering it’s 6:40

[@TheNewTerrific20]

We gotta see Brandon Rogers, Arin Hanson, and Scott Wozniak on this show!

[@uninvincibleete]

also this is perhaps the best group of panelists so far, the way they hype each other off and riff off one another is terrific

[@CharlieLui]

I don't know these people so I was reluctant to watch, but once I do I am hooked!

[@workedfriday]

Trevor looks like one of the Finding Nemo seagulls turned into a human

[@d1ni1mueter]

"TO-MA-TO!"💀 Love London. Also, wth is up with the stick people.. "this tall and this straight"

[@AntonAdelson]

It's a guy thing. It transcends skin color :))

[@lynnstlaurent6789]

I want to hear that guy pronounce Worcestershire.

[@pierfrancescocosta6336]

For the record, it's a Greek word and I think the correct way to pronounce it is "zuh-zey-key"... or at least it's the easiest one for English-speaking people! 😅👍

[@efthimiamakro4467]

It's pronounced dzadziki☺️, when you see tz (τζ in greek) is pronounced dz

[@jfaulsti10]

I thought it was pronounced tee-zah-tee-zee-kee...

[@pierfrancescocosta6336]

​@@efthimiamakro4467Right, thank you for coming to my rescue! 😅😊 I've never had the opportunity to study Greek at school, but now I wish I would!

[@pierfrancescocosta6336]

​​@@jfaulsti10Oh, that's actually the word for a nice shirt with a picture of the sauce on it! Sorry, that was such a stupid joke... 😅

[@jason198146]

This is the best episode yet. These three were fantastic 🤣🤣🤣

[@carnivalcat]

Sticknations uniform must be those sandles that man was wearing

[@kryptoniteKJ]

Thank you, my boss sent me out to purchase this dip and I did not know what it was. (Not a bit)

[@elmelliomediagroup]

Finally all 3 comics are amazing. Def the best episode.

[@hdskl2150]

White wild n out 👍

[@kate_6436]

I need London to say rennaissance like that in an American accent and hear how douchey it sounds if we say it like that hahahahah

[@secondconflict570]

WHAT. I can see someone having trouble with the word, but not THAT much. Holy christ I think he created a whole new language with that. He said it like it was two separate words. Teezay Tayzakai??

[@Baby0din]

Oh the guy from the "stiff socks" podcast. Great pick. How about next week we pick up Hank from Cali Valley for his sports podcast?

[@Trolling4Strange]

Trevor missed an opertunity to go in FuckBoi and be like "my following isnt the only thing that's massive...ha! Nah really, i mean I'm average!"

[@Mx12b]

At first i was like nah, that stick is a at least a 6 then i realized depending on how big is it, it could be a good fire stick. 8/10 stick.

[@erco9167]

Book Adam Friedland immediately

[@YouHadMeAtMoonPie]

Sticks and the people who love them? I’d rather just watch a dog video

[@chovue2363]

ti zay, ti zay guy is the only way to pronounce it! 😂

[@roninhood1027]

How obnoxious is that London!

[@JeffSchall]

They seriously need to have a confirmation button of some sort. Maybe a second button that Taylor needs to press simultaneously in order for the points to be counted. I'm getting tired of contestants just randomly running up to her podium and smacking the POINTS-button. lol

[@GrahamCrannell]

(it's not really about the points...)

[@Qarl23]

I'm sure they'd roll the points back if they wanted to. Also since there's apparently just one big button for three contestants, it probably doesn't really do anything but signal a crew member off-screen who has the actual controls.

[@benchiaase]

As they say on another show, the points don't matter.

[@jacoblf]

lol , so many good ones

[@mattpiers4589]

London’s back!

[@roninhood1027]

You dropped an ‘L’

[@thenfactor]

I get tired of black comedians only doing white people jokes

[@AndrejStanic]

Did London rub anyone else the wrong way? Sure, she's playing her stage "character", but damn if she wasn't defensively rude a couple of times. EDIT: Not to mention that she overstepped when she started pressing Taylor's button. Seriously, just not nice vibes from this lady. EDIT 2: OK, after seeing the rest of the show, I'll admit, she started growing on me.

[@amusingreply]

London is the BEST!!!!

[@TimpossibleOne]

A British person can't tell me nothing about correct pronunciation until they learn how to say Tuesday.

[@ccgod]

To be fair it's not a black people thing because they're not married lol

[@rlud304]

Who’s not married?

[@jordanc.sanford433]

Not me putting the new videos in my queue and re-ordering them myself based of the point totals and the first 3 seconds of each clip hoping to get the right order without spoilers because the playlist does come out early enough. 😅 Yes I love this show. No I will not be subscribing to 🏔️➕