You're a Mean One, Mr. Gant (Ace Attorney x Grinch Christmas Parody)

Did a little something for this year's Christmas, but this time it's for Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney. We rising from the Ashes with this one
Lyrics:
You’re a mean one, Mr. Gant
You really are a crook
You’re as comfy as a prison
You’re as honest as Tom Nook
Mr. Gaaant
You’re an ugly doodle in a
High school textbook
You’re a monster, Mr. Gant
Your heart’s an empty hole
Your mouth’s a filthy chasm
And your eyes reflect no soul
Mr. Gaaaaant
I wouldn’t touch you with a
Seventy-nine-and-a-half foot pole
You’re a vile one, Mr. Gant
Your mohawk is out of style
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a great white with a smile
Mr. Gaaaaaant
Given the choice between the two of you
I’d take the great white with a smile
You’re a foul one, Mr. Gant
Your mohawk looks like a skunk
Your mind’s a moldy locker with a
Dirty, old swim trunk
Mr. Gaaaaaaant
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote:
"Stink! Stank! Stunk!"
You’re a scumbag, Mr. Gant
You’re the king of filth and ick
Your heart’s a jar so ugly and
As tiny as your- …self?
Mr. Gaaaaaant
Your soul is an appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of phony and falsified evidence imaginable
Fumbled in jumbled-up shelves
You nauseate me, Mr. Gant
With a nauseous super "naus!"
You’re a vampire from Wal-Mart
And you smell just like the Butz
Mr. Gaaaaant
You’re a three-decker fermented bean and glass sandwich
With luminol sauce

[@Bricc18]

Beautiful Christmas music. Truly my most Ace Attorney moment.

[@omega6749]

Something something almost Christmas.