You're Not An Adult At 18 Jeff Jena Full Dry Bar Special

Dry Bar Favorite Jeff Jena's old school style makes him a favorite all around the country and on many cruise ships.
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[@ronl7438]

Older dad here. Thank you.. I have definitely been entertained 😃

[@juliadoherty83]

My mum and dad were older when they had me, the youngest of six. I was the 'whoops, I thought she was the menopause' baby. I made sure I had my brood young, so I had the energy to keep up with them. I'm so glad I did, not from the more energy outlook, but I have a terminal illness and I've been lucky enough to watch them grow up and thrive. Mother nature knows exactly what she's doing. I hope to still be here next year for an Italian skiing trip. I'll be the one not skiing, but laughing every time one of them falls over!

[@artlovervictoria]

No one has time guaranteed but few people make the best of time God bless you.

[@karenc2837]

♥️

[@psdaengr911]

I think that this routine should be made into a public service announcement to raise awareness that the most basic responsibility of any species is to produce adults. Parents who want their children to become successful, encourage and motivate their children to become independent,. They teach them how to succeed. I know that mine did, and I tried to do the same for the person I tried to raise to be an adult. I'm no longer concerned that they do things my way, only that they can do things that work for them.

[@michaelmisczuk1188]

Very well said. This fallen country with its degraded culture needs to heed your words.

[@JakeMarriott]

I think this comment should be a PSA. You nailed it!! 💯

[@jmccoomber1659]

Well said! I always feel sad for folks whose adult children still live at home in their 30s because the parents never taught them how to be adults, instead doing everything for them and allowing them to remain children who never grew up and learned to be responsible for their own lives. My wonderful Mom always told me her job was to raise adults, not children 🙂

[@cliffarnold7463]

Amen!

[@Gweidemann]

Nice reasonable intelligent level-headed, coherently logical, sane intellectually precise, mature adult response. We would probably all be better off if larger amounts of people would be as civil, decent, and well mannered as you are. Thank you so much for sharing your very astute response.

[@joyhampton6886]

I can relate, I am close to 70. I went to my mom's in Arizona to help around her house when her husband died. She had a bee problem she had abated and her front window had honey all over it. She went out front to do some work. I got a bucket of soapy water, rag and Windex for when it was clean. I scrubbed real good with soapy water then started cleaning with Windex. Mom saw me and came charging in the house and grabbed the cloth out of my hand and wanted to do it herself. Nobody can do anything as good as she can. Very hard to give her a hand but I chuckle at the look on her face and the speed she moved to get in the house.😅😂😂❤😂

[@mumvictoria2757]

Now that I'm 72 I love old folk jokes. His are totally hilarious and spot on! More please 🥳

[@sukiwatson]

I understand how he feels. My daughter is 17 and I am 51. People do think I am her grandmother. Jeff is funny and relatable.

[@MargieM10]

Our youngest is 18 and I'm 55. Definitely can relate!

[@ryansgirl2002]

Opposite end of the spectrum for me... I am a 36 year old GRANDMOTHER 😮 I had my only daughter after getting married at age 18 and she did the same thing. It's bizarre to say the least. I adore that baby more than I could've ever imagined but I still am not thrilled with the notion of being a granny yet! My reasoning for having a baby so young immediately after getting married was because my husband is 10 years older and wanted to have a baby because he didn't want to be "an old dad" 😂 of course at 18 i thought 30 was indeed getting pretty old sooo... here we are. Nobody thinks I am the babies grandmother; nobody even thinks I'm my daughter's mother! They think we are sisters and who knows where people think we got this baby from! Lol Isn't it interesting, this journey of parenthood and life in general?!

[@saturdaygaragedoors3923]

@@MargieM10😅

[@everynewdayisablessing8509]

I like older comedians. They are not concerned to be politically or otherwise correct and deliver life advice too. Jeff was a hoot!

[@lorrainetalmo]

Too funny! As I approach my nineties, I can really relate. 😂😂😂

[@user-ym7xr6di5c]

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[@user-ym7xr6di5c]

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[@aprilosborn6034]

I'm 54, and I cried laughing when he talked about dropping something and kind of waiting for someone younger to pick it up, I already do this I guess it's not going to get any better, too funny..

[@ronwade5646]

I found maself, outside on the front lawn with all my stuff! 😂

[@irisj2211]

"Her neck's not gonna get any stiffer!" 😂 ... 🤣 I was laughing so hard, I was crying. This ol' dude's hilarious!

[@dangerousliberty]

My kids were out of the house by the time i was 42. A couple were back within 10 years

[@user-tc5pl3zw3h]

When we raised our own two kids, I was the hammer, and my wife was their merciful angel. Now that we are raising two grand sons, those roles have TOTALLY switched. Now, all three of us are afraid of the love of my life, who we all call "the avenging angel". And I have become the shelter in her storm. But those boys are the best behaved children I've ever seen develop a twittch.

[@ryansgirl2002]

Older dad jokes, you say? Grew up in Kentucky, huh? I am a 36 year old GRANDMOTHER from West Kentucky! Imagine how that feels! Lol Had my only child at 18 and she did the same and well, here we are. 😮

[@everynewdayisablessing8509]

When you're out with your grandchild, they will think he/she is your baby. Better than being called a granny or grandad when you're not.

[@filemonnn]

This guy is hilarious. 😂

[@maxpayne2574]

What did I come in this room for I guess I was going to watch another Dry Bar Video.

[@RowdyEben]

Terrific, and language is family approved

[@pastelcardigan]

I love him so freaking much ^_^

[@divinecomedy0]

I like the story of the son’s Christmas present of the cell phone. He was so excited but anxious at the 5 hour wait time for it to charge up. After it’s fully charged, the son declares the phone is broken - it doesn’t work. Dad had a great punchline response - I just got you the phone, you have to get the service! 😊

[@DanSmith-cb5vj]

"Maybe you should have asked Santa for service!", lol!

[@divinecomedy0]

@@DanSmith-cb5vj 😁 For some reason, this reminds me of Mr Bean’s girlfriend pointing at the picture in the jewelry store window of an engagement ring. So, Mr Bean surprises her at Christmas with the picture, not the ring! 😉

[@DanSmith-cb5vj]

@@divinecomedy0 , lol! Absolutely!

[@marycostello4848]

Very funny guy!

[@frankbrodie5168]

Pfft.. I take your leaving home at 27 and raise you stayed at home with mum till I was 37. Met a woman on a Friday. Moved in with her on the Monday. I was always the hero to my mum so she never wanted me to leave. As for the shaving anecdote. I was once happily shaving away in the bathroom, and suddenly thought to myself "why does this feel weird today..?" Turns out I was actually shaving with my other hand. Had literally not realised I'd picked up the razor with the other hand and just started at it.. And no, I was stone cold sober fwiw.. lol

[@terryshaw3493]

🤣🤣👌👍 Loved this! Hilarious! More please!

[@eligebrown8998]

He sounds like George Carlin and Cottin Hill (Hank Hills dad) 😂😂😂

[@Rin-ig3ci]

My parents had an interesting life when it came to relationships, so when I came into the world they were in their 40s and I already had 3 older brothers who were all at least a decade older than me. So, when they came to pick me up from school or meet with teachers and whatnot, they often got asked if they were my grandparents. And when I saw one of my friends parents was still in her 20s, I was the one confused thinking they were sisters or something. 😅 Then, while I'm at the age of trying to get into college, my parents are also trying to get into retirement, so... you can guess what happened there... Neither of us got what we wanted! 😂 ah... I'm not quite sure they knew what they were asking for when they had me, but they have always loved the hands off approach and conveniently accuse me of "leeching" off them and preventing their dreams... while I was 16. But, boy, they have taught me a lot of things that no other parent probably could. I mean, by high school I could do whatever the heck I wanted in terms of a job, office work or hard labor skills, they taught me how to make it work in anything I chose to do. So I can appreciate them if only for that. But, there was just one thing they had not thought about for their child development plans... I was alllways sick growing up, and those were the good days... In some ways, it seems like I've failed them. But then again, I also have a very creative mind, so another way of looking at it is that how the world is designed, the system, has failed me. If I was healthy, there would never be a problem. But I'm not, and taking 2 or 3 weeks off a month just isn't the ideal candidate for the workforce. 😂😂😂 So, as much as I can admire a 40 year old for braving the ordeal of childbirth at such an age, I gotta wonder if they are actually thinking about the reality of the situation. Yes, it's hard on the parent, but the kids have it hard too. What kind of future can you expect your child to have if you're trying to send them to college based on your retirement funds... while building a new house... while starting a retirement business... while throwing expensive parties... while paying recurring medical bills... etc. While I'm young and dating and trying to start my career, they're trying to plan where they're going to be buried and who's getting what in their will and where they want to live out the rest of their days... it's beyond not cool, it's bloody depressing. What isn't cool though, is being 20 and my 60 year old mom is trying to zip up my jacket for me.............😂😱😫🙄😭😣🤦‍♂️ So, yeah, it's true that they NEVER stop being your parents. 😂

[@practicalplinking6133]

"they LEAVE a turn signal on for ya" !!

[@sachmo0196]

Asked my daughter years ago about a voting age change (21+)..."Oh No" she said!...Asked her same question 8 yrs later...maybe 25ish?. Suprise, suprise...suprise! She said "H*ll No, we are stupid AF...30yrs old!". My, my...what moving out and paying for things (right/wrong) will do to a person.

[@cliffarnold7463]

Hilarious. GREAT set.

[@victorkroud3642]

Too funny! Very enjoyable.

[@sylviastreet]

There were only 6 kids in our family. On vacations I slept in the back window! 2 kids slept on the floor 2 laid on the seat and the lucky one slept on mom’s lap!

[@joyhampton6886]

I was one of eight. I was the back floor girl. Always got car sick too 😊

[@mollypinto4666]

Hahaha brilliant 🙌

[@irissepulveda962]

Very funny. Thank you.

[@BlastYu321]

Had a great time laughing. 🤣

[@anitajinfla9762]

Almost sounded like Yosemite Sam for a second... 😅

[@kellydavis2979]

Hilarious!!😂😂😂

[@suewolmarans6195]

Very funny

[@johnny-becker]

9:22 Cotton Hill from King of the Hill "we bought you a pony"

[@freedomfirst5557]

I've been close to being on the street, with just a couple of dollars to spare...but I never went back home. Couldn't wait to get out of my parents grasp. They were not mean and took care of me as well as they could BUT.....they were strict and believed in physical punishment. The trick for parents is to be like my parents....then they would NOT want to hang around and would want to leave the house on day one of your 18th birthday.

[@cturdo]

He sounds like a cross between Don Rickles and Joe Besser.

[@nataliewilliams9741]

Funnyman 😅

[@cameliaturda6472]

😂💜

[@cherjohnson5807]

😂😂

[@boxfox2945]

He should've started with the last few lines. 😅

[@angeladoll9785]

Every week I practically kill myself trying to mow the yard to Dad's standards. And dinner?!?!?! Parents are WAY harder to cook for then kids, especially trying to keep them happy AND stick to Dr orders. Caring for elderly parents makes parenting kids look like child's play for real 🤣

[@tubermind]

Texting: passing notes invisibly

[@cedarpoplar]

I don't think folks here would understand what a 'helicopter mom' term means. They either, too oblivious, or they haven't gotten out too much to completely understand

[@JakeMarriott]

This is a great set!!

[@yeah____youdude.sorrymaam2298]

Yeah don’t help your parents with rent..

[@markfinley3703]

Maybe he wasn't. I was. I'd been working for 5 years by then.

[@gregorylinn3061]

Heck, I had to haul off and get me some anti-inflammatory pills for all that knee slapping’ from this old codger !

[@dagoverstreet8865]

The number of adults living at home in the audience was alarming, and very sad. I guess that is a cross section up their and other certain areas. It’s pitiful, not funny.

[@annettechamberlain2267]

Provo has 2 major universities that offer great instate tuition rates and so many students do live at home while going to school there to save money.

[@staceyhiggins1734]

Funny routine Stop yelling and I would finish watching

[@BigStevesGlassBoxCreations]

So glad i didn't pay money to listen to that.

[@user-xj8yb7cq8t]

Wallace Shawn is that you?