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@LaNoLaCola5 жыл бұрын
It’s been 8 years since this movie's been released, and I am just learning that Elton John helped produced this?!
@DoveAlexa5 жыл бұрын
I think he wanted it that way.
@VelvetCondoms5 жыл бұрын
Yes. He helped premeditate and commit this.
@onjo67465 жыл бұрын
Whaaaaaaaat?
@vinnyreed7235 жыл бұрын
I learnt that Elton John has a film studio
@shortbean05 жыл бұрын
Lol same.
@henryglennon38645 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Sir Elton John is actually a gnome with a rare form of gigantism. It gets left out of most biographies for some reason, but it goes some way to explaining this movie.
@danstiver91355 жыл бұрын
Duh, we’ve all seen Rocket Man already, it’s common knowledge now.
@jakobvanklinken4 жыл бұрын
Dude! They can call each other gnomes, but we can't... Not in 2019
@Vesperitis5 жыл бұрын
Kyle, your barely-contained contempt in the spirit of professionalism and intellectual discourse is something I aspire to.
@isprobablyjobhunting5 жыл бұрын
YES!
@jdprettynails5 жыл бұрын
It's weird, everything he mentions with derision is a major selling point for me on why this is a fantastic adaptation!
@nicodemusedwards69315 жыл бұрын
777 likes. Guess you’re an angel now.
@xiao6685 жыл бұрын
"None of this information will enrich your life in any way" I'm glad I learned this. . . I love gnomes.
@davidcolby1675 жыл бұрын
I feel better about knowing about the history of garden gnomes!
@MagusMarquillin5 жыл бұрын
Look around you There are many things to see That some would say Could never be
@xiao6685 жыл бұрын
@@MagusMarquillin These things I know. It's true and I will tell you so. They are there to see, if you believe.
@isprobablyjobhunting5 жыл бұрын
Only part pf the vid he was wrong about.
@Bluecho45 жыл бұрын
* Furiously takes notes for DnD campaign * "Gartenswerge"...garden dwarves...genomos...Sir Charles Edward Isham...
@Taaneria5 жыл бұрын
I kinda just wanna give you a hug now. You ok stranger for whom the internet has allowed me to feel an unjustifiably intimate connection to?
@dildonius4 жыл бұрын
Boy, you really lobbied *hard* for a heart reaction and possible response there, eh? Shame.
@emilysorano77685 жыл бұрын
i for one would love it if more productions of romeo and juliet ended with one of the families acquiring a tank
@CobaltT95 жыл бұрын
Tanks!! Tanks!! Shakespeare With Tanks!! I Love It!!!
@Tuckerscreator5 жыл бұрын
"Do you drive your tank at us, sir?"
@averagebritishguy70825 жыл бұрын
It'd be accurate to my neighborhood disputes.
@crypticmrchimes5 жыл бұрын
This is the only logical trajectory of all Shakespeare adaptations. Anything less than the presence of a tank in the narrative out of nowhere will be considered subpar at most.
@aimeemariet5 жыл бұрын
ok, fair.
@MylaMinoki5 жыл бұрын
Sorry, I laughed out loud with the new version of the "EVERYONE" joke, that was amazing
@Sairin135 жыл бұрын
It was all worth it just for that one joke, I laughed too... a lot
@johnsonjohnson32615 жыл бұрын
Timestamp 1:52 In case anyone was wondering
@altromonte155 жыл бұрын
An accurate version of this movie could be great tho: It's garden gnomes, but they talk with the bard language and actually fight and kill each other. At the end of the story the homeowner comes home to find his garden trashed, with two shattered gnomes covered in poison in his front porch. It would be an interesting surreal experiment.
@TheCrazyTalkKid5 жыл бұрын
Homeowner: *looks at the broken poison gnomes* WTF happened!? It's probably the fucking teenagers!
@Omnicrom5 жыл бұрын
"None of this information will enrich your life in any way." Au contraire, this life-enriching nonsense is EXACTLY why I come to you Professor Kallgren.
@Eruidraith5 жыл бұрын
i am actually delighted to find out why garden gnomes are a thing
@nikchemnyk5 жыл бұрын
"None of this information will enrich your life in any way" Why would you say something so uncontroversial yet so brave?
@kategrant27285 жыл бұрын
But also wrong.
@_Snowflame5 жыл бұрын
I can never know that information is useless or not until such a time that I require it. If I have once benefited from knowing that the resonant frequency of your eyeballs is about 18Hz, and that loud noise at this frequency just beneath the range of human hearing can cause you to hallucinate because it deforms your body's tissues, then I will not doubt that the history of gnomes will one day be of use.
@snowcherryleopard5 жыл бұрын
But...I liked finding out the history of garden gnomes!
@jonathanwright80255 жыл бұрын
He basically just summarized the Wikipedia article.
@UltimateKyuubiFox5 жыл бұрын
It’s staggering to me how Kyle, in his depression, is able to create such professional and even transcendent work as this-editing especially. Don’t get yourself hurt, sir. I’d prefer you to be around for a long time, not be a star burning brightly for a short amount of time.
@jeswicas5 жыл бұрын
Oh, Kyle. It may not do much, but have a virtual hug. Your videos regularly help me fight back depressive slumps, and for that, I'd like to thank you sincerely. I hope you'll find your way out of this unpleasant episode soon! There are better times waiting for you ♥️
@imveryangryitsnotbutter5 жыл бұрын
[Sees video title] What?! Who would be so stupid, so crazy, so unbelievably desperate-- [Sees it's Kyle] ...so brilliant and amazing and patient enough to watch this movie!
@ho-hyongyoo32515 жыл бұрын
Ah.. The bard's power used for evil. How horrible. Kyle, I love your work. I been following you for a while. Love from South Korea.
@ingonyama705 жыл бұрын
I read those first three sentences in absolute deadpan and it works so very, very well.
@Bluecho45 жыл бұрын
Naw, it's not used for evil. It's used for Mediocrity. Which is arguably worse, somehow.
@Halotaku5 жыл бұрын
I was one of the people who didn't ask you to review this. And for that, I apologize. I should have protested more.
@garlicslut88785 жыл бұрын
I mean, you brought some joy to a few thousand people by making this. There are worse ways to spend your life
@tomboz7775 жыл бұрын
Kyle giveth and he giveth a lot more.
@oof-rr5nf5 жыл бұрын
giveth too much even, one could argue
@thomaspatterson17895 жыл бұрын
i think we broke kyle
@Krypto1375 жыл бұрын
[Me, showing Kyle Gnomeo and Juliet]: This is art. APPRECIATE IT.
@acecat27985 жыл бұрын
Dear Kyle- Are you doing okay? Your self-deprecating jokes have started to sound more self-loathing. Sincerely, A loyal viewer
@iamathousandapples5 жыл бұрын
i dont know why but the ending music where a bunch of gibberish is added to a tiny dancer midi made me lose it
@oof-rr5nf5 жыл бұрын
* draws weapon * get behind me, i'll protect you now tell me who made you do this
@oof-rr5nf5 жыл бұрын
@@ingonyama70 sick profile photo dude 🤘
@ECL28E5 жыл бұрын
Bowdlerization... I'm gonna start saying that.
@MagusMarquillin5 жыл бұрын
It's fun to say and so applicable these days!
@CloudyinPalmer5 жыл бұрын
Yes, you must! I've said it many times, but I am definitely older than you.
@annabunovsky56285 жыл бұрын
Hope you're doing okay Kyle, want you to know that you're videos have entertained, informed & inspired me for the past several years, and I always look forward to seeing more content from you, because you really are one of the most unique & insightful media analysts out there! And for the record, I did not want this for you. All I wanted was Pan's Labyrinth: Cinema Antifa.
@Jaytheradical5 жыл бұрын
If these lawn gnomes have offended, think but this and all is mended
@DeeCross5 жыл бұрын
Is that how they put Tibalt back together?
@ShootingStarNeo5 жыл бұрын
It's been a few years since I saw this movie with my family, mostly out of boredom and probably avoiding seeing something worse, but I remember finding one shout out to the original text I found pretty cute: the house that is the central setting is a duplex. It's literally... a house divided. Womp womp woooooomp.
@Buujipoppu5 жыл бұрын
"Paracelsus: He was A Guy" The most measured take I've ever seen on the man. Thank you
@greypilgrim265 жыл бұрын
I've been watching you for years and honestly I just wanna say your videos matter. You are unlike anyone else on this hell-site, and your ideas, your honesty, your commentary and range of subjects inspire me so much. I would like to join in the cybernetic hug and tell you that you and your work are so, so valued. Thank you for being you.
@heroicfool85415 жыл бұрын
You say this information will not enrich my life, but I now have a new idea for a D&D character (a pretentious gnome bard playwrite) so thank you.
@ronnickels51935 жыл бұрын
Dang it, you stole my idea. Oh well, guess I'll have to stay with my half orc bard.
@Feasco5 жыл бұрын
"Hey Patrick Stewart, would you like a small part as the statue of Shakespeare in a cartoon adaptation of one of his most famous plays depicted by-" "Why yes, I *do* like money."
@gamestation26905 жыл бұрын
Probably the same reason he voiced a poop emoji.
@DeeCross5 жыл бұрын
@@gamestation2690 That he's a very silly man who's also been voicing for Seth McFarlane projects since 2005?
@Greycatuk5 жыл бұрын
I feel like the world has been depressed lately (me included). Kyle, your words soar above such mediocrity. They raise hearts and smiles. We care about you, and send virtual good wishes. And may you never have to watch ‘Sherlock Gnomes.’ PS I’d wondered about ‘Bowdlerisation.’ I learned something from this video. (My degree is in English Literature, and I’ve watched Shakespeare in Stratford several times.)
@cassyblack33465 жыл бұрын
You are fantastic. Nine years and you're still fantastic. The information you're able to dig up always astounds me and I really do find educational, and always wish that my brain could actually retain all of the amazing things that you teach me. Even from a product as mediocre as this you're able to dredge up so much. Never stop being you, you are always amazing.
@kellybeck45795 жыл бұрын
Kyle, I love your work. Even your most bare minimum effort videos make me happy. Someday, I hope you can find the passion in these works again. I think you are more influential and interesting than you give yourself credit for. Sincerely, A longtime fan.
@iamabrawler925 жыл бұрын
This movie may not be all that notable, but the information on Bowdlerization was something I didn't know, so that was good to learn about!
@SergeantLuke5 жыл бұрын
My favorite story about this movie is that it was originally being produced by Disney Animation, but once John Lasseter was promoted to be the new head of the studio and he started taking a look at all the existing projects, he reviewed Gnomeo and Juliet and asked the staff “why are we making this movie?” Nobody could answer. Project canceled and shuffled off to a different studio.
@Bob-sr4uc3 жыл бұрын
Gnomeo and Juliet is truly a cinematic masterpiece and always will be
@flaetsbnort5 жыл бұрын
Sherlock Gnomes is one of the best Sherlock Holmes movies ever. It has, hands down, the best depiction of a 'mind palace', which in turn is the best way to follow Sherlock's deduction - and doubles as an excellent joke when Sherlock retreats to his mind palace to zone out.
@2357y11135 жыл бұрын
Aaah, that sweet black midi at the end 🙌
@HTRAdams5 жыл бұрын
2357y1113 that was one of the funniest jokes in the entire video, and it was the ending title card - bravo to Kyle
@Alia-bc3rc5 жыл бұрын
my dear Sir, I lift my non-existent hat to you.. 😂 P.S: take your time, we will still be here for you.
@kitwhitfield71695 жыл бұрын
Hang in there, man. You’re so much better than you feel right now. xxx
@ZoanBlade905 жыл бұрын
Easy, Kyle. Let the record show I never asked you to do this.
@dylanchouinard61415 жыл бұрын
I second this
@ingonyama705 жыл бұрын
It wouldn't even have occured to me to ask for this. I kinda hoped he'd stray into the arena of animation (GOOD animation, not this market-driven crap). Not necessarily anime, as that's too obvious and glutted a market, but to hear him discuss Secret of NIMH or Watership Down in a serious, critical fashion would be amazing.
@BizarreWords5 жыл бұрын
Mediocre work, I consider myself entretained. Just kidding. I love your work Kyle. I hope you are doing well and that depression doesn't haunt you as badly. You are a professional and a winner, and worthy of praise and happiness.
@hugenerd2425 жыл бұрын
“Eight year old film” me: wow that seems a long time ago but i guess that makes sense “Made in 2011” me: hUH
@thacobell47005 жыл бұрын
I'm a new subscriber. I subscribed a few weeks ago, and have spent that time binge watching every video on your channel. All I can really say is, thank you. For somehow managing to be thought provoking, accessible, and entertaining in all things.
@perihelionstudios75635 жыл бұрын
I've been a fan of your channel for a long time and I sincerely enjoy your content whenever it comes along. I've watched many of your videos hoping to gain insight on films and themes I would've never come across in the mainstream. You find beauty in the madness, and remind me to look closer at things I would've only glanced at so that I could appreciate what they truly were. Take all the time you need. Take care of your mental health and happiness. That should come first above everything.
@lillyc66215 жыл бұрын
Not to invalidate your right to an existential crisis, but fwiw your content has always been intellectually stimulating and interesting and cool to me no matter what type of media or whatever you're talking about!
@danielallen34545 жыл бұрын
First of all, are you okay? Second, you make my day every time a notification pops up. I love your work, and eagerly look forward to more.
@ByrdieFae5 жыл бұрын
OMG, I had no idea that Elton John was associated with this. Kyle, you're doing the Lord's work.
@MortMe04305 жыл бұрын
Since you already sound like you're not doing so hot, I'll just say thanks for still doing your thing, and I hope the slump eases soon.
@alchemist4evr5 жыл бұрын
We love you, Kyle!!!! And all your content!!!
@manicpixiefangirl41895 жыл бұрын
As someone who has battled depression and seen Gnomeo and Juliet I must say... Dude, switch your meds, cuz if this average bit of fun bothers you this much it says more about you than anything else.
@catbot1585 жыл бұрын
Oh god, he went into an extensive depression episode over this. Now I feel bad. Go watch the deepest arthouse film you can find, Kyle, just to wash out all the mediocrity.
@nemowindsor87245 жыл бұрын
I missed you, my man. Thanks for somehow finding meaning and education in this otherwise painfully average production. I always feel more enthused about all kinds of work after hearing your thoughts and following your recommendations. Out of film school, your show is something that makes me excited about films again. And of course, it is my main Shakespeare fix. We're all pulling for yah.
@BetweenSunAndMoon5 жыл бұрын
Kyle, even your lowest-quality work is far superior to this nonsense. I'm sorry it sent you into a depressive episode. I hope you feel 100% better soon.
@sidvicious74774 жыл бұрын
I had to come back here to see if anyone remembers this movie since I really liked it younger- We all just have those moments where you remember some weird things in your past
@josephine71565 жыл бұрын
You're stronger than I will ever be. I can't believe you watched it more than once.
@MoonSpiritChannel5 жыл бұрын
I did not know this was made by Rocket Studios, which in turn, was made by Sir Elton John's making. I did not know this, and now I don't know what to think.
@Maiscribbles5 жыл бұрын
Thank you Kyle, I needed this today.
@MissiveCauseIMissYou5 жыл бұрын
The machine continues to turn. The likes are produced. (also this made me both snort in laughter and also hit a bit too close to home....so well done, you. Hope you're being kind to yourself in ways other than 2048)
@PatchworthGaming5 жыл бұрын
Hey man, hope your depressive episode has faded. Take the time you need, I love your content and I'll keep coming back for more!
@JoshuaFagan5 жыл бұрын
As someone who was forced to sit through this movie in high school, I needed this. Thanks, Kyle. It's just.... so forgettable.
@aimeemariet5 жыл бұрын
Wow, Kyle, even watching the tiny bits of this movie with your contemptuous voice over made the 7 and a half minutes seem longer than it was, I can't imagine having watched it several times. Thanks for taking that bullet for us.
@iruse2545 жыл бұрын
Kyle Slowly Loosing His Mind for 7 Minutes
@noahh6885 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for reviewing this
@hapaxlagonmenon18235 жыл бұрын
I watched this film ONCE when I was young. Never again....
@viralengine9085 жыл бұрын
Great video as always. I can't believe how easily you adapted to the new format.
@Fiddler19905 жыл бұрын
The dance party at the end of kid's movie actually isn't so far from the original material... as it was intended to be performed. At the end of a theater play, the actors come back on stage for a final salute. It reminds the audience that, even though the characters are dead, it was all a play - it helps the audience go back to the real world. And I think it's a useful part of the performance, especially for children. Movies don't have that - but they can recreate the effect with a final dance party (or a gag reel).
@chazzwozzio5 жыл бұрын
Please be ok Kyle we love you man *hug* you helped me through some tough times
@Techno9635 жыл бұрын
Little did I know that I would be treated to a symbolically perfect variation of the "Everyone" joke. Today was a good day, thanks Kyle
@CaladonianQueen5 жыл бұрын
Despite the insubstantial nature of the subject matter I genuinely enjoyed learning about the history of garden gnomes.
@MoonShadowWolfe5 жыл бұрын
You mean quite a bit more than a forgettable children's movie. Your work has been a formative influence on my life, and whether you think you're much smarter than other people or not, I have a much greater love and appreciation for art than I would had I been left to mere plothole-picking and bad jokes that 'film-crit KZbin' was at the time I found your body of work. And for that, thank you. Thank you for being so nice that one time I met you at a con. Thanks for continuing to work even when the depression creeps up again, I know exactly how difficult that is. Thanks for helping me find the sublime in everything I watch.
@allysonmccartney21505 жыл бұрын
I made my parents see this movie with me and they won't let it go
@amphioxusanniversary5 жыл бұрын
Why would you do such a thing?
@butterflysonaflower5 жыл бұрын
we thank you for your service Kyle
@briancrogersgmail5 жыл бұрын
That is a tremendous high score Kyle, keep up the good work!
@Izanagi0095 жыл бұрын
Watching from Singapore, wow I feel your pain man
@lilhonor54255 жыл бұрын
This is one of the greatest reviews I’ve ever seen, bravo sir
@NikkiRoesslerBFDIFan645 жыл бұрын
Nice! I remember watching Gnomeo and Juliet back when I was only 12 years old and it wasn't until I was in high school a year or two later that I read the actual Romeo and Juliet.
@JHaru7775 жыл бұрын
*pats you on the back* At some point, we must all wade through the mind numbing mediocrity that our society puts out. Recover well.
@Frosting10005 жыл бұрын
I’ve been anticipating this video for so long
@kylegosa42093 жыл бұрын
This is weirdly one of my favorite videos of yours.
@Trickingenure5 жыл бұрын
Kyle, my man, I just want to let you know: never watched this movie, never watched a lot of movies like this but your videos I've watched for a long time now and they always brought me joy or got me thinking about some profound topics you mention. You are talented my friend, I know depression is a terrible thing and very hard to overcome sometimes but maybe you can remember this the next time the darkness envelopes you: You have always, and continue to make me smile on a regular basis, you're work is out there and it makes people happy. Stay strong
@edwardtjbrown19795 жыл бұрын
another most excellent video from Professor K.
@jeremybuxman75555 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry you had a rough month, but I enjoy your work, and appreciate your sacrifice of watching...that.
@wess99005 жыл бұрын
Your bafflement and grim determination bring me life
@dougputhoff5 жыл бұрын
You're a better man than I am Kyle Kallgren! Now I want VeggieTales to parody Shakespeare so that you'll review it.
@alisaurus42245 жыл бұрын
Doug Puthoff they have. There is a sketch in one of their earlier videos that features Prince Omelet playing Battleship. “Two-B?” “No, NOT 2-B.”
@imveryangryitsnotbutter5 жыл бұрын
A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a wEeD eAtEr
@gamestation26905 жыл бұрын
@@alisaurus4224 Battleship commands actually start with the letter, THEN the number.
@alisaurus42245 жыл бұрын
GameStation3 yes, but the Hamlet joke wouldn’t work if they did it that way
@Supermunch20005 жыл бұрын
Tongue in cheek or not, that was a great review!
@TheDanishGuyReviews5 жыл бұрын
Hope you'll be doing better! You deserve it!
@croinkix4 жыл бұрын
This is the best video Kyle has done in a while
@Tine_of_Nice_Dreams5 жыл бұрын
also you're not just one of many, you're very special to all of us who love your content specifically so please don't be too hard on yourself and feel better soon
@grahamcracking50565 жыл бұрын
but is gnomeo and juliet antifa tho?
@Eruidraith3 жыл бұрын
a year later, and you know what? I have enlightened people as to the origin of garden gnomes many times and it has brought me great joy
@summers15 жыл бұрын
Kyle your work raises above mediocrity, after every work of yours I walk away entertained but more importantly educated and with a new appreciation for art
@jdrvargo2875 жыл бұрын
The concept of decorating ones garden with figurines is actually even older than the Roman empire. The ancient Greeks actually decorated their gardens with figurines called a Pirapus, named after a minor god of vegetables, and were said to bless and protect gardens. Being short, ugly and bearded, they bore a good resemblance to modern garden gnomes. They wore a phrygian cap, which resembles the hats worn by garden gnomes. However the Pirapus had one major difference from garden gnomes: a huge wang. So picture a garden gnome with a slong long enough to be a walking stick, and you have a good idea what a Pirapus statue looked like.
@CountGrasshopper5 жыл бұрын
I also play 2048 to distract myself during anxious and depressive episodes, and I'm not sure to feel proud or ashamed that my high score is much higher than Kyle's. Much love to you, man.
@averynelson11865 жыл бұрын
1:22 I beg differ; I feel more blessed having learned this wonderful information
@valari5 жыл бұрын
Dude the energy on this video was awesome, you should try and do things more like this, it had more information about the issue than other videos I really liked it.
@killjoymcquire63405 жыл бұрын
Always a pleasure to see a video from you, K. You are like a big jam doughnut with cream on top: your arrival gives us pleasure, and your departure makes us hungry for more.
@RogueT-Rex84685 жыл бұрын
"None of this information will enrich your life in any way." Me a writer forging a loosely fantasy world: Boi...