You Won't Get Fit This Year. Jordan Makin - Full Special

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[@embrymilo5316]

2017: "It's been a weird year" 2020: *shakes head and puts on mask*

[@mar25947]

Embry Milo 😂😷🤣

[@TeeTagged]

The moment I heard him, I scrolled down. Wasn't disappointed.

[@lesedimotshumi5805]

🤣🤣🤣

[@papuciowy1465]

if you put on mask, it's you who makes it weird

[@mikerussell2590]

just move to Texas. we don't give up freedom.

[@themisfitwrangler]

I'm super impressed with the quality of performers you have at this club! So glad i found this channel

[@jordmakin]

Aww thanks Elizabeth!

[@Dndragon55]

Same this is awsome and a good way for the comedians to get out to the public

[@rathadith]

Jordan Makin oo

[@rathadith]

Jordan Makin iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[@rathadith]

Jordan Makin iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[@jordmakin]

Hey everyone, if you LIKE this video please follow me on Twitter (@jordmakin) or Instagram (@jordzmakin). If you HATE this video, please also follow me so you can send me a DM telling me how much you hate me. Thanks!!!

[@ceesno9955]

Great line 👍😁 You don't have to purify the water but you do to set an example for future waters ... Deep..lol

[@jordmakin]

I try to have real life lessons in my comedy.

[@amyfrench1990]

"I will flip a casket!"- that is amazing and should be a thing people say.

[@ChazEvansdale]

This was a good enough reply, that I will not flip a casket. Thanks 😂

[@jordmakin]

I've kept saying it. Don't worry.

[@amyfrench1990]

@Mr. & Mrs Smith ..excellent, I'm sure the finished house will be worth the flip. Remember to take before and after pictures.

[@Egoblivion]

It might add some hardcore factor to say "...a *vampire's* casket." 😯😨💀

[@amyfrench1990]

@@Egoblivion That sound dangerous. 😦

[@carleemalmberg1345]

Listening to this as I’m working at dollar tree 😭😭

[@jordmakin]

Just know I'm very sorry and this joke wasn't about you specifically. ;)

[@wingset]

Jordan Makin It was targeted, tell the truth!

[@jordmakin]

@@wingset I mean, I don't now for sure, but the dollar tree employees I observed didn't seem to know how to work the internet

[@carleemalmberg1345]

Jordan Makin ahhh you replied!! Huge fan!! 😊😊😊

[@carleemalmberg1345]

Ps thought it was hilarious and very accurate for most DT employees 😂😂

[@brendangalvin4308]

Why do y'all release these years later?

[@jeffkrupke3810]

Think you have to pay to get new stuff on there app.

[@jessruss40]

@@jeffkrupke3810 You don't have to pay, but the app gives the comedian the opportunity to be tipped, whereas KZbin does not.

[@bobthompson4319]

@@jessruss40 that's cool. they should say that when they plug their app.

[@jordmakin]

Oh this is the REMASTERED edition.

[@d.e.b.b5788]

Maybe they don't want to give up their only material on youtube. Lots of comedians keep doing the same old material over and over again. Not every one is a genius like George Carlin or Louis CK, and can afford to toss out all their jokes every year and come up with all new stuff. many barely squeek out a living traveling and finding new audiences, and rotate what material they have.

[@Spodie]

Professor Makin is the funniest professor I have. We must protect him at all cost.

[@LadyVoldemort]

But...but what about Hagrid? Poor Hagrid...can't join any theme park ride... But nah, he got a flying bike. That's way cooler than any theme park IMO.

[@colinshortridge5057]

Nailed it, man. all these great bits, and you make it look easy and natural. very good, relaxed stuff. made the chuckles come out.

[@diosdehuecomundo]

I got a gym ad saying "2020 is gonna be YOUR year!"

[@jordmakin]

I believe in you!

[@stewartmoyer9191]

...So, was 2020 your year?

[@diosdehuecomundo]

I mean... It wasn't as bad as it was for most people but I didn't really achieve much either. If anything 2021 has more potential but let's be honest: no-one expects anything anymore.

[@bobthompson4319]

the start about how dude is married to fit bit

[@Ievaievuteievutele]

Funny stand-up! Have not heard about this comedian but I am glad this got recomended to me! Keep it up!

[@jordmakin]

tnxx leva!

[@Atticblood]

I actually just decided to get a Fitbit while watching this..... 😂😂

[@jordmakin]

Sounds like fitbit needs to start paying me some money!

[@Dndragon55]

@@jordmakin hey Jordan nice jokes I liked them :)

[@jordmakin]

@@Dndragon55 Thanks, Yeti!! You're more than "Just a Yeti" to me. You're a hero.

[@Dndragon55]

@@jordmakin thx lol keep up those good jokes my man

[@glace5717]

Ahh 2016 where the weirdest thing that happened was strangers dressed as clowns in the streets.... good times

[@Sldejo]

Brand new Fitbit while watching this. Oooo! I can change my watch face. *sits for another hour changing watchface*

[@jordmakin]

Right??? Why doesn't customization burn calories?

[@kasomoru6]

You watch 1 ginga and KZbin thinks that all you want to see. It's the ER that makes it racist lol

[@jordmakin]

I'm sorry my video got you infected with gingers.

[@sarahjane6966]

Crazy Bread bag lined with tinfoil. (That is so perceptive!) 👏🏻👏🏻❤️ I love intelligent humor!!! Outstanding creativity!

[@heatherwohl1035]

This is so good that it is blowing my mind. Sometimes the audience isn't laughing because they are letting their brains absorb just how smart the joke was. This is staggeringly amazing.

[@jordmakin]

I'm printing out this comment and putting it on my wall.

[@BoostedAkatsukiRiffs]

Kinda reminds me of Lester from Gta V. Funny tho

[@bperez22]

HE DOES LOOK LIKE THE BAD GUY FROM TOYS STORY 2

[@HaveYouSeenMyGardens]

Dude I've seen the guy with the laminated stuff before here in Utah!

[@jordmakin]

Omg I wish I had a picture.

[@edgarflores5569]

I like smart twists in comedy, so good in deed. Please do not disregard this review.

[@ezj8262]

Could have taken only two stickers really. "Communism sucks everywhere communism is" "Would you like to live in North Korea?"

[@bobbierobinson6269]

Seems to mean greatness to many today.

[@windowswashbasin]

Strawberry ice cream....agree that it tastes gross. BUT, try Tillamook Oregon Strawberry. Tastes great, especially if you get it fresh at the factory. Just saying

[@jordmakin]

Ice cream related posts are always welcome in the comment section of my comedy show.

[@MrMate8869]

My question is, why did he buy a Fitbit? A sex robot would be more up his alley. Easily more motivation to exercise.

[@jordmakin]

I mean, price range was the determining factor really.

[@balwinderdosanjh1360]

Yam a MASSIVE fan o dry bar 🥳... seen 👀 a bunch o your comedians 🤩👍 an nearly pissed me sen 🤣 , but dis bloke dont push my buttons ! Soz 😇.....tarra 🙏👋👋👋🇬🇧

[@ericb5194]

I guess you had to be there. Or somewhere.

[@Resjek]

2017? All of this is outdated. I still like the set though

[@jordmakin]

I promise I have new jokes now.

[@BLURAPTORBRO]

CRINGE

[@icreatedanaccountforthis1852]

I'd like to work at that Mercantile store. Are you hiring?

[@jordmakin]

Please tweet me your resume

[@LetsGoLeo]

So this is what Lester has been up to since the heists

[@sanyone1659]

i have blue hair , would it still be offensive ? XD

[@Kristenh02]

People did not keep up when they were boycotting Nike and it went back to status quo

[@TheVirusIsTheCure]

Lol this was better than I thought it would be

[@jbyepitsme4330]

😂LOL😂 holy crap loved his stand up LOL! Love dollar store jokes 😆

[@panderson4171]

I am a DOLLAR TREE EMPLOYEE... WHAT'S UP.......

[@robmc120]

Funny but deluded in theology, hopefully not lds anymore

[@stuff4ever]

Kinda wish now youtube still had the stars ratting

[@jordmakin]

It's okay, I'll just assume it was 5/5.

[@brianching8847]

The clown time was 2016? I thought it was only two years ago lmao

[@roseducharme3836]

The more recent clowns, were a reboot of the 1st round around 2016 =)

[@jordmakin]

The clowns may leave but they are never truly gone.

[@abbycross90210]

Red hair, pale skin, irregular body size. He forgot ill-fitting clothes and making people uncomfortable.

[@jordmakin]

ooooooof. this one cuts

[@MistressNilah]

What an instructive thread. An unimaginatively nasty remark, the comedian acknowledging that the comment stung a bit, and, right after that, an attempt at another diss from what I can almost guarantee is a flat earther. There is so much to learn here in the mucky pageantry of KZbin comments. Mainly, people are not so much inherently good or bad as they are just blisteringly stupid.

[@jordmakin]

@@MistressNilah I'm sorry to tell you this, but your comment is much too smart for this thread and I will be reporting it to KZbin immediately.

[@wayneyadams]

I love the part about hiding things from his Fitbit!

[@StoicaVladIoan]

Joke's on you. Lost 45 pounds this year.

[@sevenstreams7581]

Okay. I truly love this comic. I waited til I had seen all of the comics. What a treat.

[@jordmakin]

I truly love YOU. Glad you enjoyed!

[@BoilingDietCoke]

I lost 100lbs in 2020, I didn't eat.

[@josephvita8943]

Cannot tell you what was the funniest part! Awesome!

[@jordmakin]

You're too kind

[@Luminous.Dynamics]

Lester?

[@Luminous.Dynamics]

@Shawnaldo75 😹

[@jordmakin]

Oh I've been hit with this one before and I am now at peace with it.

[@Trytocookthis]

me-so me-so psycho sauce.... hehe

[@schadowolf]

Hilarious special!

[@kimberlycakes7236]

My fit bit told me to cut back drinking. 🤣😂🤣 I don't drink AT ALL! DAM I just like to sleep!!!!

[@bobthompson4319]

16:44 hoot hoot hoot. .....anyone else hear the person go hoot hoot? the comedian even seems to laugh at it lol.

[@jordmakin]

Dry Bar's stage has a notoriously bad own infestation.

[@maggiebastolla5430]

5 stars! ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️!

[@jordmakin]

Thanks Maggggie!

[@Fubar000]

Couldn't make it through the whole thing.

[@jordmakin]

I appreciate you giving it a shot.

[@traviswalker6831]

5 stars…..or is it?

[@johnnywalker1185]

Hot & Ready....hahaha Classic

[@alexisF1031]

12:04 so...you are a Mormon / Member of the church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints

[@tamelamcghee1458]

Jordan is the first more obnoxious comedian that I enjoyed. This guy is funny, and I like his drier wit. I think Jordan could make anyone on this earth, laugh at themselves, lol :)

[@jordmakin]

Thank you.. (?). I think. Yes, I'm taking this as a compliment.

[@Gloria_All_Day]

Love the Fitbit jokes!

[@jordmakin]

Coming from someone who has a shoe as their profile pic, this means a lot.

[@TheSourKraut]

How did I never hear of him? He's so funny, he should have specials on every streaming service. All the time. Drybar rocks already for all these great comedians who can be funny without being foulmouthed, but this dude is pure gold! Thanks for the laughs!

[@jordmakin]

You are too kind, F Z! Glad you enjoyed it :)

[@TheSourKraut]

@@jordmakin where can I find MORE of your comedy? You had me forget "real life" for a while, and that hardly ever happens so again, thanks for the best medicine

[@jordmakin]

@@TheSourKraut This is most of what I have recorded right now. I have a lot of new jokes I'd like to get recorded this year. If you follow me on any of the social medias (insta/twitter/fb), that's where I'll post them and any tour dates!

[@TheSourKraut]

@@jordmakin thanks!

[@jplayingminecraft7446]

Jordan Makin is not in fact subscribed to Dry Bar Comedy. Pretty sus, if you ask me.

[@jordmakin]

uh oh am I getting called out?

[@PromiseSoul648]

24:07 - 24:48 While it's true that "You look like.. " is not a question and does not relate to the subject (whatever it was) "Do you look like..?" is neither a comment nor a logical question "Do you think you look like.. ?" a question but still not the best discussion question you can make "Do you think people who look like characters from movies may also resemble other characteristics of them? For example, you look like..." Now this would be a discussion.

[@jordmakin]

this is profound

[@chinacarter8319]

@@jordmakin I concur

[@Rivenmoxie]

2017?! 2017!!! I didn’t even know of dry bars KZbin back then! Maybe this should’ve been uploaded back then! Because he’s funny!

[@Celestecass]

Your a redhead I think it was a shade of brown.

[@jordmakin]

I wish :( - I'm as ginger as they come.

[@666Troll999]

He had me till the sweat comments.

[@freshstart3575]

😂😂😂

[@williamdolezal9184]

5000 steps isn't very many

[@d.e.b.b5788]

It is if you're on crutches! Skiing sucks. Never again.

[@jordmakin]

show off

[@MiloKolb]

D.E.B. B I did 12k once

[@williamdolezal9184]

@@MiloKolb once dude I do 17k to 20k just at work

[@danan9061]

Its over 2miles a day in steps so its enough

[@Egoblivion]

"The water is $2.00." "$2.00!? What did you do, baptize Jesus in this water?" "That is such a profoundly stupid question." When a comedian makes their not being able to take a joke and taking everything literally part of their routine.

[@jordmakin]

^^when the viewer of a comedian does not understand that the comedian could just be making a joke about not understanding a joke.

[@Egoblivion]

@@jordmakin ☝When a reader of a comment might not understand that "part of their routine" might mean that the comment might be acknowledging that it just maybe might have been intended.

[@MistressNilah]

^^^^When nerds argue with each other

[@leobasketcase2986]

The scene: 11 PM in the dining room of my house, one procrastinating teen/adult hybrid stares intently at her phone screen while the rest of the household sleeps. Suddenly, a voice in her headphones says “I’m going to flip a casket” and she totally loses it and starts cackling uncontrollably, trying to stifle her snorts with her sweatshirt and failing miserably.

[@jordmakin]

hahaha. Glad I could make you look like a crazy person

[@sherribrock2726]

Jordan Makin j

[@ToddSloanIAAN]

Like Dollar Tree... jobs count.

[@alanebeamon8303]

Mormon 😣

[@neilpatel519]

First

[@JustOneAsbesto]

Nobody cares.

[@neilpatel519]

@@JustOneAsbesto that's racist😂

[@jordmakin]

I care and I am proud, Neil.

[@jordmakin]

@Josh Jensen Hey Neil got this fair and square. Jealousy doesn't look good on you.

[@brendafallos3796]

f to m ?

[@brendafallos3796]

pass her the bread

[@JackDaniels-kn2go]

If u had a within

[@brendafallos3796]

bet yeah

[@Ethan7s]

This shows how much we’ve moved on from 2017.

[@pxl9365]

Top 5! Have never been so earlg to a video!

[@sarcasm-83]

I've never been earlg.

[@SummerSwan50]

@@sarcasm-83 Even my uncle, Earl Grey, has never been earlg. ;)

[@jeanettemartinez5715]

I love the Dollar Tree

[@jordmakin]

Me too, really. I only joke about the things I love.

[@jeanettemartinez5715]

Hahahahaha

[@kateadams5192]

So OVER his Fitbit jokes. He’s told these WAY too many times. Sorry.

[@Resjek]

I was like.. "please no more Fitbit jokes" *proceeds to tell us 5 more* Lol I still think it was worth it sticking through the whole show

[@wolfcub824]

@@Resjek Totally!

[@chiebert290]

I liked the first two. But then he kept going.

[@jordmakin]

If I stop telling them then my fitbit will leave me. Sorry.

[@chiebert290]

@@jordmakin you still don't get it! Yes you're funny but enough with the Fitbit jokes.

[@stevenduncan5739]

This guy is not funny.

[@Grunge_Cycling]

Triggered eh?

[@Grunge_Cycling]

I bet you liked your own comment lol

[@EhurtAfy]

Jokes on him, I lost six pounds this year, caloric deficit, low carb, extra protein, 2-mile daily jogs, intermittent fasting, and no sugar.

[@k.h.307]

Sounds like a joke to lose 6 lbs

[@EhurtAfy]

@@k.h.307 I used to be obese as a teenager and then lost 70 pounds in six months - now I'm basically a professional at losing weight. I typically put on a little extra fat during Thanksgiving/Christmas season, but I can remove it rapidly.

[@BigSmoce]

Damn...I tried but I couldn't make it past 7min.

[@JustOneAsbesto]

That was really good.

[@clayz1]

I had to Google Fitbit.

[@jordmakin]

that's more on you than on me I think ;)

[@clayz1]

Sure.

[@clayz1]

That is, I agree, not sarcasm. Good fortune to you.

[@jordmakin]

@@clayz1 just razzin' you. Thanks for watching!

[@azathothwakesup]

religious humor just makes everyone on both sides uncomfortable

[@bluewolfey]

Why is that? I didn't feel uncomfortable with it at all.

[@michaelblessington5720]

Not funny.

[@thehobbyfam]

This guy is funny, but I'm concerned about him a human being. Just based on this set he seems to be a on the vile spectrum of humanity.

[@jordmakin]

I only read the first 4 words of this comment, but I'm sure the rest of it is equally as nice! Thank you!

[@jaymaxwell8645]

How bad of a comedian do you have to be to make an identity joke? At least this bad.

[@CalvinJary]

It is 0% true that if we moved 10 feet closer to the sun we'd all be dead by now. That would make zero difference. You know we get seasons due to massive changes in our axes tilt which represents way more than 10 feet of proximity change!

[@jordmakin]

I mean, I kind of get to this in the joke...

[@vikingmetaldragon]

This dude isn't good. Weak material.

[@someone208]

vikingmetaldragon doubt

[@vikingmetaldragon]

Seth Boi I ALSO "doubt" his ability to be funny.

[@towfuuu3935]

Finally I waited for this full special 😅

[@BLURAPTORBRO]

This guy seems like the type that has a raging porn addiction that he is unsuccessfully trying to control... CRINGE

[@sarcasm-83]

Cringing at your own dumb assumptions... Nice

[@kevinxdurant35]

Projecting much??

[@noneofyourbusiness302]

The big f u is a troll that always ends her thoughts with, cringe!

[@jordmakin]

Whoooah, Big F. We aren't supposed to oust each other when we see each other at the meetings.

[@G0DofRock]

I thought you gave up and quit the trolling business. Good to see you back out there

[@jjo5375]

Making fun of Jesus....real bright! Unfortunately...not amusing!

[@d.e.b.b5788]

I thought it was hilarious!

[@azathothwakesup]

yeah, religious humor just makes everyone on both sides uncomfortable

[@noneofyourbusiness302]

God is not to be mocked! You are right J Jo

[@22.NUU.DRU.22]

@@azathothwakesup yeah...you already said that...but speak for yourself 😑👌

[@BekBek60]

Yeah I turned his unfunny crap off when he got disrespectful of my Lord and Savior.

[@boldcautionproductions9203]

Way to go Owego. I think I just watched genius. Go Jordan. Synopsis: I think I just witnessed Genius. This guy is bona fide funny. But, you actually didn't move on and forget about that bumper sticker. I just heard about it. Clowns or people dressed as Clowns: I might have to use this and will give you credit. 7:40 = Audience Resonance. I identify as a BFFG. "Near my lodging there it appears there us a cultural gathering going on. Smug, or .... glib... Crazy Bread whispers Epstein didn't kill himself. The Dollar Tree dilemna - how did I lower myself to this, Oh wait, look at that employee. I avoid DT +/- 1 week of New Years, other than that, so happy. 26:06 - very uncomfortable laughter. Snuggle me Better. Laughing Cupcakes vs High Fiving Kittens. Dilemna. I am a little uncomfortable with the Mormon and the 5th commandment. Brutal on Improv.

[@22.NUU.DRU.22]

...meth? 😑👌

[@jordmakin]

Love the synopsis! (I'm going to take that Epstein joke in exchange for the clowns one)

[@boldcautionproductions9203]

@@jordmakin Run with it, I'll keep my day job.

[@wannacashmeoutside]

He is the best omg!!! Couldn’t stop laughing the whole 40 mins