Your bookshelves Are HORRIFYING! 📚💀 ~Bookshelf Roast~

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[@DanielGreeneReviews]

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[@3choblast3r4]

So is Neon Ghost cyberpunk or more inspired by that DnD type game (forgot the name) that is a mix of cyberpunk and magic? Since it says "a witch's sin" on the bottom.

[@JazzyWaffles]

You should do a bookshelf roast, but it's various other booktubers roasting YOUR shelf instead.

[@gasquidxeno478]

@@3choblast3r4 Shadowrun?

[@3choblast3r4]

@@gasquidxeno478 Yes, shadowrun, thank you! The name also reminds me that there is a CRPG on PC and Console based on it and I almost bought it recently, but then found out it's like 4 different smaller CRPG games.

[@staceyd8397]

I got your books B of P & Rebels Creed on audio, throughly enjoyed and pondering physical copes 😊

[@Br9yden]

Daniel should roast his own shelf one day, but keep up the good work

[@donthasselthehoff5753]

I would gladly watch a 20 minute video of just that

[@kritikalgamer]

Oh yeah, I've seen the horizontal laid books on his shelf.

[@urbaneblobfish]

Alternative idea: let his fans roast his bookshelf

[@swordablaze9259]

YES!! That would be so funny. I'd watch that.

[@FellsApprentice]

Have Murphy Napier do it

[@savannah4439]

Daniel: “this shelf better be from a 16 year old” The shelf’s books: “Criminal Procedure”, “Business Analysis for Dummies”

[@AllisonJones1875]

What, have you never met a 16-year old interested in the business analysis of the criminal selling procedure? Have you never gone outside?

[@DanielGreeneReviews]

Not going to lie I was reading stuff like that at 16. True crime was my shit as a teenager.

[@BooksForever]

@@AllisonJones1875 - lol! Good one!

[@MrAptorian]

@@DanielGreeneReviews reading true crime and not realizing you are Bi is just wow really

[@ElJorro]

What's your point?

[@appa_the_weird_bison]

Every sign of me being mentally ill disappears when a new bookshelf roast is posted

[@abhinabpanda5378]

Daniel serves as my anti depressant

[@seanaugust]

The genuine feedback mixed with roasts is cool. I think an occasional collection roast could be funny, too.

[@dajtoad1]

Agree. Partly because it’s interesting what people have on their shelves that might not be in the ‘standard’ selection

[@filmspelis]

I second this!

[@ScottieKnows365]

New series “Shelf-Help” where Daniel gives advice on how to improve your bookshelves or reimagines them. 😉

[@WelcomeTheDamned]

As a digital nomad, my books live in my suitcase, and I'm increasingly tempted to post a photo of it as a shelf proxy to see what roast I can squeeze out.

[@DarkHarlequin]

I know month old post but question to you: I'm not a digital nomad but I like traveling and I dislike having stuff just lying around my house that doesn't get used so most of my books are... on my phone & reading tablet. I see the appeal of a book collection but when I travel for 2-3 months... books are just not practical. Especially when I dip into whole series with many small volumes. So how are you digital nomading (aka permanently on the move with no home base) and still use phyical books?

[@nikkyd9850]

I'm too shy to share my shelves because my book editions are so mismatched. I have bought like 90% of them second hand, and so my shelves always look messy. I guess you could say I'm shelf-conscious about it...

[@fayed9540]

I love second-hand books!

[@matildesaraiva5288]

Don't feel self conscious about your shelf! It sound to me like it has lots of personality 😊

[@corvusastrum2982]

Don't feel bad about your shelf. I feel like this trend of pretty looking shelves goes a little too far sometimes. Books aren't just pretty objects to be looked at, they're fundamentally stories to be experienced. That's literally their entire point. Of course it's nice to have pretty things to look at, but I would never put down the charme of well used and loved books. I had to learn that myself, too. Used to be one of those people who always bought books new amd they 100% have to match or else. But the more secondhand I buy, the more I appreciate their little flaws. They're like little messages from previous readers, sometimes literally when you find notes or dedications in them. All in all, don't be ashamed of your shelf. Embrace the love your books got instead.

[@thejustinwestra]

I gotta defend those classic, library-esque bookcases. It gives the bookcases more character before any books or knickknacks are added. And those parts at the top that partially block out books are where you can put your guilty pleasure reads!

[@hallaloth3112]

Right? Or just some extra knackage if that's your style.

[@rowanwax]

Ya can't get to those books without taking all the other books off 😢

[@crazycupcakeize]

Right ? For me they’re my favourite , it’s like , how can you like books but not like those bookshelves? They capture the essence of books .

[@autumnleaf2263]

That first one was not shelves, but a library room! Freaking S tier gorgeous! I'm jealous and want to be in that room. You get a B for being a Bad goblin and rating that room at a B.

[@Rachelw]

Me seeing Gavin's bookshelf and immediately feeling protective of him lol

[@jeremiahhuntley4224]

I like the healthy mix of helpful comments and harsh roasting when it's called for

[@jeremiahhuntley4224]

Omg thanks Daniel you liking my comment made my day

[@thesocchannel7129]

Roasting bookshelves is super easy barely an inconvenience.

[@syedaiman5705]

wow wow wow wow wow wow 😁

[@andrewnagata8760]

"Ohhhh roasting your audience's book shelves that they send you for the express purpose of a rost is tight"

[@JakobStrasser]

You said the thing! From that other thing!

[@a.e.barron2549]

Not sure if this has been said before, but if you're keeping the lower shelves of your bookcases empty PLEASE only do so if your bookcases are attached to the wall. Many top heavy bookcases have and will fall over simply because the bottom is not filled with heavy books/is not supported enough. Unless the shelves are heavy themselves or they're attached to the wall, I'd make sure you fill the bottom shelves up first thing.

[@visionsofjanuary798]

This. We have a lot of bigger heavier books, and they live on the bottom two shelves of our bookshelves for this exact reason.

[@DarkWatcherDS]

I recognized Gavins shelves so fast lmao

[@ayajade6683]

We're going to get building my dreamshelves as a video now and I'm here for that chaos

[@salserio6727]

Mission accomplished. 😊 Thank you. I should note that some of those books are books I was assigned when I went to school. The shelf didn't have much room for most of my books. Hopefully, the goblin army will help support me in improving my bookshelf by buying my book.

[@SerHuntsReviews]

I’d ask you to roast mine but you couldn’t because it’s ALREADY FIRE!! 🔥🔥

[@FrankThorntonReviews]

I need to stop watching these because I always have the urge to reorganise my shelves after watching them... But damn, I love them so much. And now I'm going to move all my books around. Again.

[@angelaholmes8888]

Yep me too

[@rune4769]

I like the mix of feedback for legit entries and then roasting when its obvious the submission is from a book masochist who likes to be punished. The thought of submitting my own shelves, of which there are probably 10 shelves full of books throughtout my house, gives me too much anxiety about how disorganized they probably are despite my efforts to keep them presentable

[@autumnleaf2263]

I liked this a lot, but I prefer the more comedy roast feels of the previous ones. I want to be warmed by the fires of your spicy roasts! 🔥🔥🔥

[@zelpazz]

I feel like in another life Daniel is probably a teacher, he gives very much teacher vibes. Like the very likeable but also intimidating teacher because he is really smart but also really awesome.

[@weregretohio7728]

Hasn't seen horrifying until seeing my shelves packed into a tiny apartment. Nothing you can do to make it look good sometimes.

[@Magali_theRecordKeeper]

I always enjoy the bookshelf roasts -- having actual advice mixed in is a nice addition.

[@TinyTanyaReads]

There's nothing like getting a notification reminding you of Daniel's savagery lol. Love this series.

[@LettaLeeJoy]

I really appreciate this approach where you give advice. Helps the whole thing to feel even more so like it's positive good natured fun. Also it kind of inspires me to want to work on my shelf more. So thanks for that. 🙂

[@julieannefowler5768]

I really like the new approach. The genuine ideas for improvement make it more enjoyable to a wider range of goblins I think.

[@hallaloth3112]

More Roasts! These are always a blast. You would absolutely /hate/ my shelves right now. I have a bit of junk on them, and many improperly shelved books with partial series. . . >.> someday I'll get them fixed back to where they should be.

[@riinahahko9345]

Love that the person who sent an "alcohol proplem" is most likely Finnish because of the bottles XD

[@Colaman112]

Yeah, the Robin Hobb books are also in Finnish so definitely a Finn.

[@obijuan-kenobi5117]

These bookshelf roasts really made me rethink my life and have had to up my game. Thanks Goblin!

[@heathnantz9295]

Enjoyed the mix of criticism and roasting.

[@travishowalter]

Daniel! Can we email you our bookshelves whenever!? I have a steller one and want to get it on one of these videos!! :)

[@jaginaiaelectrizs6341]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 The reappearance of the meditating owl was exactly the surprise I didn't know I needed, but I did!🤭🤭💖💝

[@samuelleask1132]

Loved this type of roast!

[@brittneyhibdon3896]

Looks like Susan (the mad scientist) actually themed each pocket. They had witchcraft, an Asian themed one, dark academia and several others. Kind of cool. They just need more room :)

[@susanna2888]

It's mine! Thank you for recognising my system. I feel so seen.

[@brittneyhibdon3896]

@@susanna2888 I like it a lot, really cool idea that is organized, looks amazing and completely speaks to how you see your collection. Mr. Daniel Greene should have given an A++

[@yeetoburrito9972]

Holy crap 17:19 "Board games and books go together", I'm gonna incorporate my boardgames into my shelf now hehe :)

[@yeetoburrito9972]

When you see Secret Project two on someones shelf but you haven't gotten it yet 😔

[@lulukaouette4927]

I can't believe it took KZbin 6 days to notify me a new bookshelf roast is out

[@baskinthestory]

The mixture of roast and constructive feedback is magnificent! 😂

[@renae4094]

I'm surprised no one has mentioned how genuinely great the sponsor ad is? Chaotic, hilarious, five stars.

[@Smartieboi]

One Day i will be on this and showcase how much a Living trainwreck i am

[@yeetoburrito9972]

You and me both buddy 🤣

[@libraryofaviking]

A B- from the dishoveled Goblin? I WILL TAKE IT

[@farahkarshe8503]

Hahaha Jesus Daniela I’m dead 😂😂😂😂 one sec your giving people Bs and As and then u roast then living hell out of a child that comedic gold 😊😊😊😂😂😂

[@PaulWeidner01]

I love how you said "cute snek point" but Jillian is not familiar with the cuteness of snakes (sneks) and instead called it a "cute snack point." Now think about eating a snake, Daniel. I'm sure you love that.

[@arcadelinkauthor]

I really like the mixture of a little bit of roast with the feedback. I don't think you can go wrong either way, so I think you should just play into how you're feeling whenever you film one of these.

[@LevisLover16]

I’m gonna keep commenting until we get a shelf tour of the living room and you showing us the COZY SETUP!

[@Cambryn18]

Hi Daniel, I love all your videos, but specially the roasts, they are so much fun!!! So how do I do to send you a photo of my bookshelves? I’ve never find the Twitter posts to do so 😢😅

[@dajtoad1]

I like full roasts and combo roasts!

[@lairofbooks4484]

14:42 AHHHH LOOK AT THE CUTE LIL CORN SNAKE AUTOMATIC A+ 🐍❤️

[@rosie3459]

tactically using this so I don’t have to think about organising my bookshelf

[@pixel1278]

10:53 just love the "fitzek" book in there ♥

[@gabrielleauclair254]

I prefer this type of bookshelf feedback and genuine reaction, instead of 110% roasting

[@reuelborkenhagen]

How do you submit a bookshelf? Is it a Patreon thing?

[@shark_incarnate]

Twitter He tweets out asking for submissions once in a while

[@kachirisobhiam3573]

I appreciate both! I love to laugh at your roasts because you never shame people for what they are reading (too many other people slip down that rabbit hole and it's just plain) but your advice is also great. Maybe bit of both in the future? Some hahas with genuine advice for people who put effort? But it should be something you love to do also, it's no fun to watch someone getting bored over same thing over and over again, especially if both options are something to look forward to.

[@longshot9757]

This was a good balance of humorous, amusing roasts and genuinely insightful commenatry on shelving aesthetic. I like 👍

[@cjyou1000]

GAVIN I was not expecting to see your shelfs. Especially number 2. But dont worry Gav i five you a solid B+. But yes i would swap to back lighting on the shelves.

[@jgamez215]

As a new home owner, I actually found this super useful for how I'm starting to look at putting my bookshelves together in my den/office area. My setup still isn't anywhere close to some of these, but I'm liking where my setup is going and maybe it'll find its way into a future roast lol.

[@the37thagent31]

I like the roast let’s but I enjoyed the actual advice a ton! Would love to see it for the next ones!

[@tarlochansingh620]

Daniel be creating unrealistic aesthetic standards to boost the bookshelf decoration Industry

[@laurenpark5929]

This video made me subscribe. Can’t wait to see if your other videos keep me here!

[@tacoreaper]

Love this series

[@SerHuntsReviews]

😂😂 these videos are always good content. Thanks bruv🤘🏽🤘🏽

[@TheAnimePickerLisa]

Man I Love Your Bookshelf Roast Video's! Also The Little Sponsorship Part Was Kinda Funny.

[@EJandEF4ever]

Love it! Could you consider adding some more distinct audio and/or visual cues to indicate you've moved on to the next bookshelf? Thanks! :)

[@RevolutionaryLiger]

That laundry basket one. I'd be so tempted to add mine in if there's another one because my bookshelves are such a mess rn.

[@joshuaparker7095]

The genuine feedback approach was great! Always love these videos. Can't wait until I get my bookshelves into the best shape so I can send it to you to roast!

[@AnonymousOnimous]

Watching this while I'm still recovering from (possible) walking pneumonia was the epitome of a wonderfully bad idea. It still hurts to laugh. Worth it.

[@sincostrap7963]

18:27 I like the genuine feedback but you also managed to sprinkle in some roasts too. This video is the perfect balance for me, would like to see more of this 👍🏻

[@selinapoochie]

Daniel when does the Kickstarter open? It's telling me coming soon

[@andrewgreenwood9068]

Nothing will ever top the mushroom in terms of disgusting shelves

[@jonbaxter2254]

Now I've got my new flat, I have a proper big shelf where all my book series can stand together. Looks good man. Feels good.

[@resentfulshrimp8044]

I for one, appreciate the unbiased snack point. Objectivity is needed for our noodles.

[@A1990MusicMan]

I like you mixing it up! Always a good time whether roasting or genuine. Maybe separate reviews and roasts into separate videos?

[@xepfeon]

Your roast are always entertaining regardless of how you present and evolve them with your channel

[@mndrew1]

Yea! Another edition of Mr. Greene's Style over Substance Show!!!!

[@yourlocal_duni8204]

Love this please NEVER stop this series 😭

[@isacami25]

having just binged the playlist of bookshelf roast, the most entertaining part is seeing how, as much as the goblin's opinions have changed and evolved, the hate for funkos remains a constant.

[@chelsikay13]

The slant bookshelf with all the AFTG stuff 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡👀👀

[@axiom2472]

It was a good mix of feedback and roasting which made it very entertaining. I think it's a good improvement.

[@scottylovesthings]

I really enjoyed the balance of feedback and roasting. I say keep this up!

[@elmosworld1237]

I just started reading this year and I absolutely adore my little bookshelf. It doesn’t fit all of my books on it but it’s so pretty. However I’m absolutely terrified of Daniel roasting it because then I will have to spend hours reorganizing them 😅

[@nicole.escapes.reality5608]

The roasting is super fun, but genuinely LOVE the feedbacks for improvement ❤

[@Icequert_R]

I have games on my bookshelf, cause my room is smaller than some janitor closets 😅 Daniel probably wouldn't like that.

[@nola3963]

The roasting is my favorite! But I love the mix

[@joshuataylor7978]

"this is half way between a bookshelf and a here's my life shelf" did anyone else just hear Daniel say the same thing twice?

[@swordablaze9259]

I really like this mix of genuine feedback and roast! It's a good format. And what was with all those funkopops?? 😅

[@LilyGreiner]

I WAS CHECKING YOUR TWITTER FOR LIKE 6 MONTHS STRAIGHT FOR ONE OF THESE AND I STOPPED BECAUSE YOU STOPPED DOING THEM AND THEN I MISSED IT!!

[@nathanhouston5598]

Roast them! Roast them so bad the burns may never heal. Also, love the channel

[@gatesofthelibrary]

The roasting is more fun but this was enjoyable too.

[@zhisu2665]

my 3 shelves would give you a heart attack, they're horrid

[@sophhnavarro]

I like both the meanness and the helpful feedback, so do whatever feels right :)

[@raddadchris]

I will not submit my shelves for roasting because I have a Funko pop problem. 🤣

[@cheri1567]

Yeah The front lighting you are correct they look outdated a little bit. The fake plants have never appealed to me and too much nick nacks are a problem but I can't wait to show you my shelf once I have some back lighting in there and I've moved it to my new house.

[@user-lx5me5ej2e]

Always love these bookshelf roasts!

[@emailadresse6036]

I could never do one of these because I keep most of my books in stacks on my floor

[@CloudslnMyCoffee]

we need a "how-to" because I didnt realize why most of these weren't fine...

[@giuliakenway6500]

Loved the editing! Good job Gillian!

[@bennyhinrichs]

Daniel said, "Actually, fuck you," directly to me 😇my 2023 has peaked

[@PadraigMacIain]

I saw you pop up a few times, and finally today watched a video. Quite interesting and thus subscribed. Although feedback rather than roasting may be more interesting. I'd be either 'fearful' or amused with my own bookshelves being assessed ;) Although content is more vital than organisation. But all in all very enjoyable :)

[@QuestionsIAskMyself]

I gasped out loud when I saw the bag of chips. Though I’ve done the same

[@nadirsherazi]

I always go in with a sane mind... that does not last lol