Bookshelf TOASTING! 📚🧯🔥

[@DanielGreeneReviews]

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[@Katertot8895]

The whole time I was watching this I kept looking at my own shelves and now I want to rearrange everything, so thanks for that

[@ultimateblade3767]

SAME. I was looking around my room to figure out where I could put more shelves, to clean up the small mess I have. (Not enough storage or space for all my stuff.) But then, my brain reminded me that I'm leaving on a mission for two years in a few months and my parent likely are going to move during that time, and I should wait. Blorf

[@freakfehler]

The 3rd bookshelf has "vom kleine maulwurf der wissen willte, wer ihm auf den Kopf gemacht hat". That makes it an instant 100/10 for me. I'm not sure if it has been translated, but it's basically a story about a tiny mole, that someone sh*t on and is trying to find out, who did it, so all the different animals show him what their poo looks like

[@nic2312]

😂😂😂 YES

[@seeschwalbe]

That was a 100% "tell me you're German without telling me you're German"-picture and I love it. Haven't seen that little mole in ages😂😂

[@pickanapple]

We have the same one in Norway

[@musicandloveismylive]

It's been translated and it's absolutely amazing!

[@CollecTortoise]

I think it's been translated in most languages. Had the Dutch one as a child.

[@Craigleefitzgerald]

Extreme Bookshelf Makeover would a fun series.

[@thesafetybeard6960]

because i have a degree in architecture, it hurts my brain every time you call a ceiling a roof. most residential homes have slanted roofs, a much smaller percentage have slanted ceilings.

[@JustForTheTunes]

The Clusterfluff and virus shelves are legitimately my favorite shelves. The clutter is so chaotic it can be nothing but personal to who they are, and I feel like they reveal so much more about a reader than a well manicured shelf can.

[@koritsi2142]

My highlight from all these bookshelves was definitely the classic at 7:40 "Vom kleinen Maulwurf, der wissen wollte, wer ihm auf den Kopf gemacht hat"😂😂

[@JoLovesToRead]

I love Kayla’s advice! Talking about the white walls coming through on the backless shelves has given me inspiration on what shelves to get for my dining room 🥰

[@rhonwenbaker2448]

20:05 "Brainwash 'em young, brainwash 'em right. Hell yeah🤘" 🤣 But then it is LOTR, so obviously seconded, yet in any other context I'd be going "bad, bad Daniel"

[@fableofsilvercaverns7711]

Hello! I'm the owner of the Rogues Cave of Cozy Danger XDXD I did leave out the dolls I made, but I'm glad I could baffle you with my hoard of books and nicknacks from my adventures. I wouldn't worry about the bulbs, I don't use those anymore. But I do light candles now and then, and while I am safe about it (All candles are watched and away from precious books) it gives the Rogue Cave a comfortable lighting after a long day of mingling with people. I love the Roast, I'm honored to get the grade, I don't intend on changing (until I move and have room for actual shelves XD)

[@johanstiefel9127]

5:33 Sean Astin repeatedly saying ondulate is still the best video on the internet

[@coulterbruce]

Just passed 5000 books in our hoard so could I request a "Library roasting" in the future. Nice shoutout to Gavin, he's awesome.

[@bencressman6110]

Under the bed one was 10/10. Glad you appreciated that

[@Rebecca-of7fh]

In our house, the Shame Box is inside the Doom Box. You know, the box you chuck stuff in when you have to clean up for a house inspection and you swear you'll sort through it all later but in reality you only open it again 6 months later to chuck more stuff in it for the next inspection.

[@DCreed013]

I'm tempted to submit my "bookshelf". I call it the book hole. It's a cabinet in my desk that I've shoved a good number of my books into until I can buy a shelf because my cat's kept knocking them over when they were on the desk. It's a cube of books that are triple stacked both ways.

[@SJisReading]

Please submit the book hole

[@zaffre8865]

Do it

[@Glokta4]

I have vinyl on my shelf and I have a beard. I also wish I had that Sisyphus statue.

[@wolfwatch9731]

person at 23:08 your shelf is horrific but always nice to see another elfquest fan in the wild 🤝 stay strong elfquest nation

[@srely3786]

The cat in the picture on the wall at 10 minutes in is reading “How to Kill a Mockingbird”, so automatically, this bookshelf room should be rated 10/10.

[@sarahbrown9841]

Just started reading wheel of time all cause of you, goblin. Love your content Daniel.

[@EthanPike-zb5pt]

Just out of nowhere, Samwise saying,"Undulate" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@noooiisloth]

3:08 second shelf from the top facing out is the full earthsea illustrated collection. my dad got me that for. my bday! such a pretty book and a great series!

[@user-lx5me5ej2e]

at 10 minutes the picture of the cat reading the book is so cute

[@mattsully5332]

The cubes on the wall shelves (~19:00) bother me because they get higher from left to right, but the design on the spines in the middle goes the other way, and I don't like the contrast.

[@jakkaljakobie8774]

someday, i will finally submit my shelves for roasting. the good news is we dont own funko-pops, and they're custom built. the bad news is... everything else. at least theres no live mushrooms.

[@shanleenkinnjaskey2419]

So my bookshelves are literally my bed, as in the bookcubes go under some planks of wood which are under my mattress, and I'm tempted to submit them just to see what he would say (they are all divided by genre if that makes it better). Getting a photo without the mess on my floor would be quite the effort, though...

[@CelReadsStuff]

Do it

[@MissCaraMint]

Oh please. Pretty pretty please do.

[@mangamike6855]

Dude! I was just binge watching your videos yesterday, and I was wondering when we would get another bookshelf roast!! I'm so excited. I can't wait to get home from work tomorrow and watch this, lol

[@lillianbates8652]

"Brainwash them young" killed me because I literally read The Silmarillion to my baby for his bedtime story. It took over a year but we got through it. 😂

[@johnbobbryan]

I keep my vinyl collection on one of my bookshelves. And yes, I have a turntable, tattoos, and a beard 😂😂

[@dutch_blades]

Great to see the bookshelf roast return! I might have to submit my own shelves as a means to get another part up soon...

[@norahbaskin]

The under the bed bookshelves gave I SPY books

[@fableofsilvercaverns7711]

XDXD Hi! Thats my shelf. How many dragons can you spot? :P

[@rhilou32]

I've been collecting the full hardcover set of the Septimus Heap books recently, and FINALLY got the last one through a friend. I *LOVED* them growing up.

[@jbocks]

They're so good!

[@rhilou32]

@@jbocks I'm currently searching for the Todhunter Moon books in the same style to fully complete the set - they were great books growing up, and they look so pretty on the shelves too!

[@AyvaJasmyn]

I’m so happy my book shelf got put in the video 😁😁

[@AyvaJasmyn]

The live comments on my shark tho 💀

[@selen0ph7le]

if a shelf can be as COZY as this video, it has an immediate A+

[@DarkNomad347]

I just moved, and was looking forward to getting my shelves ready for the next roast. Time to join the discord and wait for the call!

[@Krystalbrown1105]

I've been waiting for a bookshelf roast video! yesssss

[@praalgraf]

loved seeing several of the leatherette lord of the rings sets, they're my favourite copy of the series

[@TheGamingWard]

Big ups to the sophmore with the Deku Tree

[@lauracamve]

This is my favorite series on youtube.

[@edharrod1]

Hi Daniel. I'm a newbie subscriber but I've watched a TON of your videos to set me off on the adventure of writing my own novel. Just wanted to say thank you for all the help so far and keep up the great work. One of my fave channels for inspiration and advice

[@maayanlaufer821]

A day will come when my shelf will be roasted by the disheveld goblin

[@DearxMyxSongs]

15:24 this is giving me Antique Store in the middle of nowhere that has a weirdly packed books section but smells of old books, tobacco, dust, and musty (but not in a good way 😢)… of which I’ve been in several, usually in more desert-adjacent environments (lookin’ at you west Texas)

[@srely3786]

The bookshelf at 23 minutes in is an actual fever dream that will be haunting my nightmares now. 😳

[@Animaxx010]

lol such a funny episode. Thanks for everyone who is willing to let their shelves be roasted!

[@mirunautlus]

i amso jealous of that book of time poster at the back

[@payton6541]

Yes I’ve been waiting for another one!

[@jbocks]

Septimus Heape! They're great books! the Flyte one lol

[@Laura-qu9kz]

I love this bookshelf series so much

[@mjandbeans]

Thanks Daniel, it was so much fun seeing my shelves in your video! Lol, although now my brain hurts too, deciding if I need to flip around the bridge bookends 😂

[@jackwriter1908]

I wish I had commitioned my bookcase... though considering it would be a blank wall and a bunch of boxes since I moved, I'll wait for the next roast 😂

[@aleksandra718]

Gods, man! I love your bookshelf roasts, and I desperately need to have a bookshelf. In the last 12 years, I've been too nomadic to own a bookshelf. I've moved so many times I lost count and I had to give away books too many times. Thank heavens for Kindle. Now, I actually need a place so that I can start a bookshelf. I have a few books that I need to bring from my other home, and I am waiting for a very special book that I ordered, guess what it is!

[@nic2312]

Daniel, thanks for bringing my fav series back 🎉❤ debating on installing discord for this specific purpose

[@nathanlovin]

Just got out of the movie. Absolutely loved it. Soundtrack. Cinematography. Sheesh. What a beautiful movie. I agree on Tim. He was good but not great. He’s not the most scary Paul I would’ve imagined from the books but he does enough of the arc that it’s effective. Also Christopher Walken feels like a miscast. But this is all quibbles with what was an incredible movie in the theater!

[@paupinart4894]

For the next video it would be nice to see the before & after of their bookshelves 🎉

[@TysonVaughan]

The fact that this video series exists in the world is both hysterical and somehow… cozy.

[@STiROCKET06]

How can you tell when a person doesn't watch sports? The person uses the phrase, "Batting well over 50." LOL I love Daniel.

[@kcsb91]

My dad's bookshelves in our unfinished basement as a kid also gave big virus vibes.

[@biteofdog]

18:15 Abroad In Japan, book sighting! Chris Broad would be proud. Abroad In Japan KZbin channel. ❤

[@christoferguson]

You gave me a toast when I expected a roast. I feel honored. :)

[@xompeii]

I'm the person with the white shelves, and Luma the cat, The poufs are supposed to be lowkey trans pride. Might move them somewhere else in the house, and the stars with art are book fan art from faecrate and other book boxes

[@aisling_90]

Love that! Very good layout and Luma is 10/10

[@olivinemage4233]

🏳️‍⚧️

[@DanielGreeneReviews]

How did I miss that!!! Beautiful touch.

[@jackson633]

​@@DanielGreeneReviews Traniel when

[@praalgraf]

@@jackson633 this made me snort out my tea haha

[@SnigelBlixten]

3:33 Magyk by Angie Sage (Septimus Heap series) still holds up. I reread it for the first time in 10 years last year and absolutely loved it.

[@georgwilliamfriedrichhegel5744]

These videos always make me feel very shelf-conscious.

[@JonasBuechnerArt]

im gonna buy a funco pop for when I get a bookshelf roast. just for juu daniel

[@crimsonraen]

I.. really need to work on my bookshelf. I have a 4x4 kallax, which is definitely NOT the ideal book holder.. and I still have too many books for it. Oyyyyy.

[@Nioclas64]

There was a bear to prevent forrest fires!

[@quinn0517]

Ohh! That makes sense.

[@quainintechnicolor1110]

This is where the toasting begins

[@1p8Bar]

Wait, I have to be ashamed of my wire box? It's got VGA to tulip converters! I might need those!

[@victoriakohler627]

Going from I hope I don’t get a joker from dark knight video to a burned book in like a burned box is giving psychic vibes 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ladyredl3210]

8:00 what a beautiful cat!

[@eltevo6669]

Plot twist: the first guy is actually the third guy from the future after Daniel burnt his house down

[@JamanMosil]

Props to that first bookshelf (well, second...) with the vinyl on the bottom. Love the Beach House with pride of place there

[@invisibleabi999]

when the bookshelf comes pre-roasted

[@Nio744]

"I dont wanna come into your bookshelf area." uhmmm.. I feel like that didn't come out the way it should have. 😂

[@johnglue1744]

Hahaha mine would be an easy roast since I have one nice custom shelf then the rest of the room is basically a book floor storage system.

[@donnyjones7803]

I don’t think I’ve heard u comment on this. What are your opinions on books pushed back or brought up to the edge of the shelf?

[@danjbrent]

Love the content as always, Daniel, I always come back to these videos for inspiration! I had just one comment though - I've found sometimes the volume of the music is a little high so it's distracting when I'm trying to hear what you're saying. Could just be me though.

[@msellenandrea]

Love these! :D The only funko pop I have left on my shelves is R2-D2, which I think is acceptable as he just looks like himself and doesn't have a huge bobblehead.

[@godspeed6746]

I want Daniel to roast his own bookshelf.

[@nissaballeza4806]

Didn't Greene Daniel do that? Or was that just a fever dream??

[@MegaWhoppingCosmicBookwyrm]

That thumbnail got my brain singing “Roasty toasty princess” to itself. 😅🤣

[@gandalfthegrey7146]

Ay, niche Lion King 2 reference. My siblings and I said that all the time growing up.

[@Glokta4]

Oh no, I caught the live video as the music started playing. I'll have to watch again from the start.

[@Gaath.Gazmatum]

14:18 My grandpa is in a Pirouette can so I think this was a good call on Daniel's part. Although the type of person who would end up in a food container would probably also have the dark humor to be roasted about it.

[@devlyn873]

I have a shame drawer of wires. Every now and then (like once every year or so) I find a cord I can actually use and need and I feel so justified in keeping all of them. (Ok fine that's only happened twice but the sense of triumph lives on)

[@elise85391]

I would need to clean before submitting pictures. And that just hasn’t happened yet

[@mel__4167]

Oh god I love these so much 😭😂

[@hollysano03]

One day, I'll remember to send in a pic of my bookshelves. My goal is to be roasted by Daniel.

[@celloafterdark4173]

Your hatred for funkopops is so relatable to me 😂

[@billyalarie929]

I wanna know how the goblin king knows about the spice girls.

[@nandini4004]

Now I am inspired to send photos of my office bookshelves. Not my personal one though, those are terrible 😂

[@christianemden7637]

Listening to Daniel is tempting me to send my bookshelf, just to troll him. A wall full of white billys, no knickage and the sorting being strictly alphabetical by author. I want to live in a library

[@Random_NPC_]

Vegeta, vegeta-ing😂

[@roogy1622]

Watching this really makes me curious what you think of my shelf and the paper bag I keep on top of it

[@frei2304]

Always have a great time with this videos alongside a cup of coffee. Also,the one with the asexual flag has a copy of i'm in love with the villainess so they are a real one in my book.

[@nerd-jock]

IS THAT A FUCKING KEN GRIFFEY JR SIGNED BASEBALL HOLY SHIT

[@michalzivcak7398]

Hey Daniel, I am the green cube guy thanks for your advices, will try to take the to hearth, btw love your books

[@safinan8008]

These videos are funny 🤣….. 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@quastor749]

I always end up cleaning my bookshelves up a bit after one of these

[@laineyboss5811]

Where do I submit my own bookshelves for roasting? Wanna see how well I compare lol

[@brbrbrblabla7888]

This glitch at 21:05 😄

[@aurorem.7307]

Hold the F up!! Did I see a Deltora's Quest awesome edition there?! 16:00 OMG I want those. I have only the little books from my French editions but I had no idea htey existed as a collection. Shit.... I need budget now XD.

[@ChrisJohnson-pr9jq]

How do I submit my roast potatoes?🤘

[@airsicklowlander7756]

The first bookshelf roasted itself