The sushi story, the aftermath of OMG Maria prank with Top Dog, AND guy crushed by car. 3rd time watching these episodes and this is def a classic episode
@SiavregNhoj2 жыл бұрын
I gotta say, Christine’s animal impressions are way above average. Why is she hiding this talent
@jeandarnette90167 жыл бұрын
loved the intro song
@evanabbott27375 жыл бұрын
I love that shit😁👍
@Saghilarious3 жыл бұрын
@Daniel Plainview 419 which theo?
@alexmighty6933 жыл бұрын
@@Saghilarious the dog
@jonathansanchez3193 жыл бұрын
Got that south side flow
@ObeyCamp5 жыл бұрын
The Obi Wan Cannoli jam at the top of this episode is such fire. This is a super legit top-3 of all time mommyjam.
@JoeBob-fv3oh8 жыл бұрын
Theo song.. going on 10 listens now. Definitely could be his UFC entrance fight song.
@declangallagher76186 жыл бұрын
10x10 with an s on the end im from the 100s block
@DethCricket8 жыл бұрын
Hey ladies, Im a bad boy, i do arts and crafts to make my own bad boy bracelets.........
@mr.h48808 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard when he said there aren't two g's you racist lol
@MrZeroBrains8 жыл бұрын
18:21 my favorite moment of the whole week
@johnadams5596 жыл бұрын
That's the website 37:00 that I made. Congrats to you both. #BertisFat
@Jsmitt7168 жыл бұрын
HOW DID OBIE ONE PIECE ALL THOSE PARTS TOGETHER AND MAKE TOMS VOICE SOUND THE SAME IN ALL OF EM?
@minmatenx6 жыл бұрын
Mommy's got skills yo
@jacobreola2785 жыл бұрын
Had tears in my eyes watching the guy get hit by the car lol. Tom is hilarious.
@BonSkirmish13123 жыл бұрын
Man, Tom laughing at guy gets crushed by car just made me laugh so hard I nearly had an aneurism.
@Culturedtuna18 жыл бұрын
that first dude sounds like the pervert on family guy lmao
@AhYesIndeedItsFunTime8 жыл бұрын
Im surprised nobody said that. I immediately thought the same thing
@JayKlook8 жыл бұрын
+Joe Tumulty Same here!
@swinglifeaway428 жыл бұрын
I wonder who sent this to them! I commented on the video on facebook saying send it to the mommies lol. No one probably saw that though haha
@oneslowwdsm8 жыл бұрын
Insert THANK YOU! Gif here.
@tommygunz8888 жыл бұрын
Exactly!
@amselkardinalvonhachhausen93778 жыл бұрын
im crying of laughter because of tom laughing so hard about this vid about the guy getting crushed by a car......omg my stomach hurts
@BonSkirmish13123 жыл бұрын
Same! 1st watch yrs later. Hilarious!
@cblaskoski7 жыл бұрын
Did tom rap and produce that intro song? Those were not from conversation. Cant tell when they are being serious.
@chrispetela86446 жыл бұрын
Charles Blaskoski no that was convo sampled
@evanabbott27374 жыл бұрын
I love the dog barks....😂
@AZCaveMan4804 жыл бұрын
They were from a Tom Segura podcast appearance. A lot of it was from a Joe Rogan Experience episode where Tom and Joe were looking at a pic if Gucci Mane and his face tats.
@jeffadams21348 жыл бұрын
Crushed legs segment is the most hysterical scene ever! It reminds me of Richard Pryor laughing at Milton Berl on the Mike Douglas show. Sometimes, tragedy is hysterical!
@shelleyelizabeth785 жыл бұрын
Christina’s so pretty. 🥰
@JuvyThaKid8 жыл бұрын
"Wow I hope the car isn't hurt" 😂😂😂
@michelleeper7 жыл бұрын
Watching Tom laugh like a maniac at that poor man's suffering while Christina just sat there in shock was amaze
@surfs2much9767 жыл бұрын
I'm with tom on this the bad boy guy is insane
@ArthurAnymoredonuts18 жыл бұрын
Did the audio/video not sync up towards the end for anyone else?
@joeformanek81658 жыл бұрын
I had a similar situation with a dentist as the emailer did. I got the Dental "HMO" coverage through my employer the first year as it had been years since I last went to the dentist and I figured I'd need some work. I went for a checkup and cleaning for the Dentist that was in my area. They said I had the periodontal disease, and would need scaling. Of course, a bunch of stuff not covered. All told, they said it would be 2k for it. They gave me some paper for "cancer screening" (I was 28 at the time) and left the room so I could think about it. THEN they took me into their finance office so we could discuss financing all the serious work I needed. They wouldn't even ATTEMPT a regular cleaning. My wife, who has yet to have a cavity in her life, was hit with 3k. We told them to go to hell, I changed insurers and went to my wife's old dentist. The real dentist? All we both needed was a regular cleaning, and I had 2 small cavities. She had none, and still has yet to have one 9 years later.
@weareham30686 жыл бұрын
"ten times ten with an S on the end" is gonna be stuck in my head for the next week.
@xGreenLungsx8 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure i was laughing at the asian guy getting hit by the car, or toms reaction to it hahah.
@xgreenus8 жыл бұрын
That man in the opening clip is infringing on Family Guy creepy old neighbor voice territory, wtf lol If he started whistling too, I would have lost it!!
@raymondrodarte16788 жыл бұрын
holy shit you're right he's the real life Mr. Herbert 😂😂😂
@xgreenus8 жыл бұрын
Ray Ray I knew it!! thanks lol
@raymondrodarte16788 жыл бұрын
+Lady Jade I kind of feel bad for the kids right?? let's hope he never offer's them popsicles that he keeps in the basement refrigerator😨
@chrispetela86446 жыл бұрын
Yeah 😂😂
@djphise94118 жыл бұрын
dude getting pinned by that car KILLED ME!!! havent laughed that harf in a while... thanks mommies!!
@brianallspaw2844 жыл бұрын
Hearing Blueban laughing his ass off while Tom plays drops during the bad boy video is hilarious
@AlexandraIvyy6 жыл бұрын
On the bad boy commentary I'm with Mommy Tina 💯
@bigggblackk8 жыл бұрын
I laughed really hard at the guy crushed by car😂😂😂😂😂. am I a bad person?
@RaDicAL8083 жыл бұрын
This throwback was recommended in my feed. One of the first few episodes I listened too. I’ve been fan ever since. ❤️
@derekmoore13878 жыл бұрын
Haha Tom is a monster, laughing at that guy hahaha.
@coollotion58848 жыл бұрын
i like to imagine the mommies fuckin sloooooooow
@classica1fungus8 жыл бұрын
lmao wtf wrong witchu
@jacobhenry168 жыл бұрын
Getcho lyfe
@robertfenili72428 жыл бұрын
It really couldn't be anything other than slow..
@charliebrown67248 жыл бұрын
best comment ever
@Facedless8 жыл бұрын
And I like to imagine the mommies fuckin sloths
@patrickforist8 жыл бұрын
The blue hole is awesome its about twenty minutes from cabin. I love that place.
@iwirelessjimmy8 жыл бұрын
you guys should use baby Ellis as leverage to get a reality show deal
@edschotts8 жыл бұрын
AVIAN!! PUT THAT DOWN!
@emr59858 жыл бұрын
so excited for the oddball tour
@conciergedesk24478 жыл бұрын
Did mommy christina say "prease" at 1:24:35?!
@JamesBrown-uh4mw5 жыл бұрын
yup cause shes racist
@YetiSpeed8 жыл бұрын
"Yo I'm a bad boy, I've got bracelets on."
@butch28118 жыл бұрын
I hope to eventually get as much joy out of something as Tom finds this dude getting crushed by a car.
@cloud25374 жыл бұрын
I come from 3 years in the future... no.
@alufcex8 жыл бұрын
The way tom laughed when that guy got ran over XD
@alufcex8 жыл бұрын
Audio is messed up around 1:26:00
@bananafingerguns72128 жыл бұрын
10 x 10 with an "S" on the end!
@brendanearly8 жыл бұрын
tom mimicking the asian mechanic was too funny
@TheBigfootsasquatch8 жыл бұрын
The guy in the intro vid sounds like the old perv in Family Guy, and High Pitch Eric from The Stern Show
@austinmcmurray6409 Жыл бұрын
Just learning how old that clip is of the man breaking his legs that Tom loves so kuch
@scruffyp94808 жыл бұрын
Christina is looking mad hot on this one.. it's not just me right?
@scruffyp94808 жыл бұрын
I guess so
@dakotatotten53558 жыл бұрын
Always
@k9aid5146 жыл бұрын
she has the Kate plus 8 look
@music100956 жыл бұрын
She’s hot as fuck
@MidwesternFilthMixes6 жыл бұрын
You could say that about any episode 🔥
@dirkbowman9468 жыл бұрын
I want to hear Push do a wookie call !
@tyzerro8 жыл бұрын
was it just my connection or did audio desync near the end of the video?
@nickmanza855511 ай бұрын
That guys voice is the real life version of the old man from family guy that wants Chris 🤣
@nathans40628 жыл бұрын
This podcast has a lot of elements that are in poor taste and I love it so much
@sara1076108 жыл бұрын
How are all my mommies this week
@copenukka8 жыл бұрын
feeling super hydrated with the finest denim pulled tit high nam'sayin Sara
@swinglifeaway428 жыл бұрын
i need sushi now
@sara1076108 жыл бұрын
+The Succulent Hiney of My Lord and Savior Conor ok I see you, I appreciate you jeans, keep doin' yo thang.
@sara1076108 жыл бұрын
+GreysoRetro f'real doe. I could use some sushi
@ianschmitt49918 жыл бұрын
after hearing the outro song my cunt feels sore
@popatot1003 жыл бұрын
I was having a really hard time today and the bracelet bad boy made me snort out loud, I needed it
@rachelbishop8923 жыл бұрын
Hell ya Christina I love how you love your man..and rip bits to bits with grace
@jessicaminkel44924 жыл бұрын
I definitely laughed at the guy getting hit by a car like Tom did. Lmao. I see nothing wrong with it.
@jhaabytv63338 жыл бұрын
Love your guys chemistry. You guys are very lucky
@djordan228 жыл бұрын
Jeans, I usually back you and you are def the water champ but I've never heard anyone ever pronounce it Ave-ian.
@franklinbaez713 жыл бұрын
The classic car crashing into dude clip!!
@dessspicable8 жыл бұрын
Bart chrystler is so frat
@wisterV8 жыл бұрын
#bertisfit
@AlwaysIndoors8 жыл бұрын
+wisterV get the fuck out of here with that shit
@brianeharmonjr8 жыл бұрын
Any mention of David Cross's "Hi, Hitler" bit in his latest Netflix special?
@Jake_DeLoach8 жыл бұрын
Goddamn that "man gets crushed by car" video hits me the same way Tom, you're not alone, my girlfriend acts the same way as Tina Jeans. Funny as FUCK "EEEAAAAAH"
@classica1fungus8 жыл бұрын
*cups hands over mouth "POOP PILE!"
@blazedandconfused4778 жыл бұрын
Moar poop pile anecdotes!
@americanrepair8 жыл бұрын
Tom is clearly upset with the "bad boy" trainer because he stole Tom's beloved lost leather jacket.
@Guerrillablackdog5 жыл бұрын
50:27 I want to hear Christine's voice in that game lol
@elifarmer38154 жыл бұрын
To be fair about that car video... that part at the end where he collapses is perfect
@elizabethperez81083 жыл бұрын
You guys are perfect for each other 🙌
@malshepard7497 жыл бұрын
thatt old man is herbert the perverrt
@josemorales9047 Жыл бұрын
That intro is such a South Park song
@tristanh113 жыл бұрын
Just got my Prince Albert piercing Saturday... guess I fit the bad boy criteria
@deadstellarengine6 жыл бұрын
so the price of the sushi order wasn't a clue?
@alexanderjeromewhite23804 жыл бұрын
Hahs they so wealthy they dont even check the price mang
@flynnplumlee52933 жыл бұрын
Right? Tom was a huge dick to the Doordash people when it was totally the mommies'fault... They basically were dicks to Doordash and then stole money from them. Reminds me of the sushi restaurant where he was an asshole to that waitress when they didn't take visa or whatever
@scottschiess14406 жыл бұрын
the mommies are the best fanbase ever
@safewordtruffle6807 жыл бұрын
May I offer a recommendation on your whisky journey. Aberlour A'bunadh cask strength. A true scotch with out the peat overbore. Fruity. dates and raisin. flowery and the highest experience I've had the pleasure to sample so far.
@St0n3rlif32 жыл бұрын
Why does that old guy sound like the old guy from family guy 😭😂
@ChrisHp6178 жыл бұрын
That bad boy guy was on shark tank lol
@shdwx95138 жыл бұрын
that guy in the beginning clip sounds like john herbert from family guy lol.
@tdltuck2 жыл бұрын
Anyone gonna talk about how Obiwan Canoli sounds exactly like Tim?
@connorpricecomedy5 жыл бұрын
This needs more fucking views, the dude getting run over bit makes me cry
@Stbuster314 жыл бұрын
that was Brandy the singer. and Jennifer Lewis a theater lady
@Artdeepmind2 жыл бұрын
Its so funny when Tom is hating on the Alpham guy, he is also like 10 years older than Tom I believe lol :D
@evanbuffington51523 жыл бұрын
hey that’s the super cool denver airport guy!!
@TheAlpineShepherdBoy7 жыл бұрын
Nothing says bad boy like arts and crafts
@TWCHEX7 жыл бұрын
I just recognized the GG Allin statues
@MrRyanh908 жыл бұрын
Lmao that intro song
@evanabbott27374 жыл бұрын
It’s the best, I love the dog barks too...😂
@SODTAOE8 жыл бұрын
I LOVE YOU MOMMIES
@swinglifeaway428 жыл бұрын
I'd love that much sushi. Live it up lol
@nr.178 жыл бұрын
You like popsicles? Then you need to come on down to my swimming hole, got a whole freezer full of popsicles
@MrStraightface8 жыл бұрын
intro sounds like Buck 65
@Stussalino Жыл бұрын
After 8 months,3 weeks and 4 days of listening in reverse order to and i finally found the origins of “BAKKULAAH!!”.
@ROBBIEDZ8 жыл бұрын
In what other episode does Tom laugh at the man being crushed by the car?
@muffinmanlan8 жыл бұрын
what's up with the sound starting at around 1:26:00
@beardedwonder71234 жыл бұрын
Best song yet, such a beat
@Shpongle648 жыл бұрын
Got my wisdom teeth extracted a little over a week ago. not as bad as anyone said it would be. same with dry sockets...i have no clue what people are complaining about so much. First 3 days not the best will admit but its surgery. Stock up on jello and find a new series that has like 4 seasons to binge watch and everything will be fine.
@Drew_23086 жыл бұрын
It's ok T-bunz I find that clip hilarious too
@whoaamanda63926 жыл бұрын
"I hate when you have joy..." mommy Tina
@evanabbott27374 жыл бұрын
She wouldn’t let Tom get turntables.....🤔
@LoudPackGear5 жыл бұрын
RIP THEO FEFO
@MrMollielowe8 жыл бұрын
Where can we find the bert is fat techno song?
@CrownVicNiick8 жыл бұрын
Bort is foot, fort is boot, fart iz butt, Berf is doot
@goldenpanther86268 жыл бұрын
Jon Lovitz has really let himself go
@TheRealUyi7 жыл бұрын
tom's sociopath game is strong. what the fuck
@iamjezuzchrist8 жыл бұрын
When that mixtape droppin? I'm feelin that shadow dance Bert is fat joint.
@iwirelessjimmy8 жыл бұрын
MIX TAPE! MIX TAPE! MIX TAPE!
@sara1076108 жыл бұрын
It's so good
@iamjezuzchrist8 жыл бұрын
Namsayin, DJ dad-mouf slippin and shit. Went and got all bougie on a mommy and he ain't brangin it. And why is Christjeanza co-signin this, what she callin him, hot dad? Better bring that hot dad-mouf mix tape is all am saying!!! Im hungreh!!! Namsayin?