Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 356

[@johnflaherty810]

The sushi story, the aftermath of OMG Maria prank with Top Dog, AND guy crushed by car. 3rd time watching these episodes and this is def a classic episode

[@SiavregNhoj]

I gotta say, Christine’s animal impressions are way above average. Why is she hiding this talent

[@jeandarnette9016]

loved the intro song

[@evanabbott2737]

I love that shit😁👍

[@Saghilarious]

@Daniel Plainview 419 which theo?

[@alexmighty693]

@@Saghilarious the dog

[@jonathansanchez319]

Got that south side flow

[@ObeyCamp]

The Obi Wan Cannoli jam at the top of this episode is such fire. This is a super legit top-3 of all time mommyjam.

[@JoeBob-fv3oh]

Theo song.. going on 10 listens now. Definitely could be his UFC entrance fight song.

[@declangallagher7618]

10x10 with an s on the end im from the 100s block

[@DethCricket]

Hey ladies, Im a bad boy, i do arts and crafts to make my own bad boy bracelets.........

[@mr.h4880]

I laughed so hard when he said there aren't two g's you racist lol

[@MrZeroBrains]

18:21 my favorite moment of the whole week

[@johnadams559]

That's the website 37:00 that I made. Congrats to you both. #BertisFat

[@Jsmitt716]

HOW DID OBIE ONE PIECE ALL THOSE PARTS TOGETHER AND MAKE TOMS VOICE SOUND THE SAME IN ALL OF EM?

[@minmatenx]

Mommy's got skills yo

[@jacobreola278]

Had tears in my eyes watching the guy get hit by the car lol. Tom is hilarious.

[@BonSkirmish1312]

Man, Tom laughing at guy gets crushed by car just made me laugh so hard I nearly had an aneurism.

[@Culturedtuna1]

that first dude sounds like the pervert on family guy lmao

[@AhYesIndeedItsFunTime]

Im surprised nobody said that. I immediately thought the same thing

[@JayKlook]

+Joe Tumulty Same here!

[@swinglifeaway42]

I wonder who sent this to them! I commented on the video on facebook saying send it to the mommies lol. No one probably saw that though haha

[@oneslowwdsm]

Insert THANK YOU! Gif here.

[@tommygunz888]

Exactly!

[@amselkardinalvonhachhausen9377]

im crying of laughter because of tom laughing so hard about this vid about the guy getting crushed by a car......omg my stomach hurts

[@BonSkirmish1312]

Same! 1st watch yrs later. Hilarious!

[@cblaskoski]

Did tom rap and produce that intro song? Those were not from conversation. Cant tell when they are being serious.

[@chrispetela8644]

Charles Blaskoski no that was convo sampled

[@evanabbott2737]

I love the dog barks....😂

[@AZCaveMan480]

They were from a Tom Segura podcast appearance. A lot of it was from a Joe Rogan Experience episode where Tom and Joe were looking at a pic if Gucci Mane and his face tats.

[@jeffadams2134]

Crushed legs segment is the most hysterical scene ever! It reminds me of Richard Pryor laughing at Milton Berl on the Mike Douglas show. Sometimes, tragedy is hysterical!

[@shelleyelizabeth78]

Christina’s so pretty. 🥰

[@JuvyThaKid]

"Wow I hope the car isn't hurt" 😂😂😂

[@michelleeper]

Watching Tom laugh like a maniac at that poor man's suffering while Christina just sat there in shock was amaze

[@surfs2much976]

I'm with tom on this the bad boy guy is insane

[@ArthurAnymoredonuts1]

Did the audio/video not sync up towards the end for anyone else?

[@joeformanek8165]

I had a similar situation with a dentist as the emailer did. I got the Dental "HMO" coverage through my employer the first year as it had been years since I last went to the dentist and I figured I'd need some work. I went for a checkup and cleaning for the Dentist that was in my area. They said I had the periodontal disease, and would need scaling. Of course, a bunch of stuff not covered. All told, they said it would be 2k for it. They gave me some paper for "cancer screening" (I was 28 at the time) and left the room so I could think about it. THEN they took me into their finance office so we could discuss financing all the serious work I needed. They wouldn't even ATTEMPT a regular cleaning. My wife, who has yet to have a cavity in her life, was hit with 3k. We told them to go to hell, I changed insurers and went to my wife's old dentist. The real dentist? All we both needed was a regular cleaning, and I had 2 small cavities. She had none, and still has yet to have one 9 years later.

[@weareham3068]

"ten times ten with an S on the end" is gonna be stuck in my head for the next week.

[@xGreenLungsx]

I'm not sure i was laughing at the asian guy getting hit by the car, or toms reaction to it hahah.

[@xgreenus]

That man in the opening clip is infringing on Family Guy creepy old neighbor voice territory, wtf lol If he started whistling too, I would have lost it!!

[@raymondrodarte1678]

holy shit you're right he's the real life Mr. Herbert 😂😂😂

[@xgreenus]

Ray Ray I knew it!! thanks lol

[@raymondrodarte1678]

+Lady Jade I kind of feel bad for the kids right?? let's hope he never offer's them popsicles that he keeps in the basement refrigerator😨

[@chrispetela8644]

Yeah 😂😂

[@djphise9411]

dude getting pinned by that car KILLED ME!!! havent laughed that harf in a while... thanks mommies!!

[@brianallspaw284]

Hearing Blueban laughing his ass off while Tom plays drops during the bad boy video is hilarious

[@AlexandraIvyy]

On the bad boy commentary I'm with Mommy Tina 💯

[@bigggblackk]

I laughed really hard at the guy crushed by car😂😂😂😂😂. am I a bad person?

[@RaDicAL808]

This throwback was recommended in my feed. One of the first few episodes I listened too. I’ve been fan ever since. ❤️

[@derekmoore1387]

Haha Tom is a monster, laughing at that guy hahaha.

[@coollotion5884]

i like to imagine the mommies fuckin sloooooooow

[@classica1fungus]

lmao wtf wrong witchu

[@jacobhenry16]

Getcho lyfe

[@robertfenili7242]

It really couldn't be anything other than slow..

[@charliebrown6724]

best comment ever

[@Facedless]

And I like to imagine the mommies fuckin sloths

[@patrickforist]

The blue hole is awesome its about twenty minutes from cabin. I love that place.

[@iwirelessjimmy]

you guys should use baby Ellis as leverage to get a reality show deal

[@edschotts]

AVIAN!! PUT THAT DOWN!

[@emr5985]

so excited for the oddball tour

[@conciergedesk2447]

Did mommy christina say "prease" at 1:24:35?!

[@JamesBrown-uh4mw]

yup cause shes racist

[@YetiSpeed]

"Yo I'm a bad boy, I've got bracelets on."

[@butch2811]

I hope to eventually get as much joy out of something as Tom finds this dude getting crushed by a car.

[@cloud2537]

I come from 3 years in the future... no.

[@alufcex]

The way tom laughed when that guy got ran over XD

[@alufcex]

Audio is messed up around 1:26:00

[@bananafingerguns7212]

10 x 10 with an "S" on the end!

[@brendanearly]

tom mimicking the asian mechanic was too funny

[@TheBigfootsasquatch]

The guy in the intro vid sounds like the old perv in Family Guy, and High Pitch Eric from The Stern Show

[@austinmcmurray6409]

Just learning how old that clip is of the man breaking his legs that Tom loves so kuch

[@scruffyp9480]

Christina is looking mad hot on this one.. it's not just me right?

[@scruffyp9480]

I guess so

[@dakotatotten5355]

Always

[@k9aid514]

she has the Kate plus 8 look

[@music10095]

She’s hot as fuck

[@MidwesternFilthMixes]

You could say that about any episode 🔥

[@dirkbowman946]

I want to hear Push do a wookie call !

[@tyzerro]

was it just my connection or did audio desync near the end of the video?

[@nickmanza8555]

That guys voice is the real life version of the old man from family guy that wants Chris 🤣

[@nathans4062]

This podcast has a lot of elements that are in poor taste and I love it so much

[@sara107610]

How are all my mommies this week

[@copenukka]

feeling super hydrated with the finest denim pulled tit high nam'sayin Sara

[@swinglifeaway42]

i need sushi now

[@sara107610]

+The Succulent Hiney of My Lord and Savior Conor ok I see you, I appreciate you jeans, keep doin' yo thang.

[@sara107610]

+GreysoRetro f'real doe. I could use some sushi

[@ianschmitt4991]

after hearing the outro song my cunt feels sore

[@popatot100]

I was having a really hard time today and the bracelet bad boy made me snort out loud, I needed it

[@rachelbishop892]

Hell ya Christina I love how you love your man..and rip bits to bits with grace

[@jessicaminkel4492]

I definitely laughed at the guy getting hit by a car like Tom did. Lmao. I see nothing wrong with it.

[@jhaabytv6333]

Love your guys chemistry. You guys are very lucky

[@djordan22]

Jeans, I usually back you and you are def the water champ but I've never heard anyone ever pronounce it Ave-ian.

[@franklinbaez71]

The classic car crashing into dude clip!!

[@dessspicable]

Bart chrystler is so frat

[@wisterV]

#bertisfit

[@AlwaysIndoors]

+wisterV get the fuck out of here with that shit

[@brianeharmonjr]

Any mention of David Cross's "Hi, Hitler" bit in his latest Netflix special?

[@Jake_DeLoach]

Goddamn that "man gets crushed by car" video hits me the same way Tom, you're not alone, my girlfriend acts the same way as Tina Jeans. Funny as FUCK "EEEAAAAAH"

[@classica1fungus]

*cups hands over mouth "POOP PILE!"

[@blazedandconfused477]

Moar poop pile anecdotes!

[@americanrepair]

Tom is clearly upset with the "bad boy" trainer because he stole Tom's beloved lost leather jacket.

[@Guerrillablackdog]

50:27 I want to hear Christine's voice in that game lol

[@elifarmer3815]

To be fair about that car video... that part at the end where he collapses is perfect

[@elizabethperez8108]

You guys are perfect for each other 🙌

[@malshepard749]

thatt old man is herbert the perverrt

[@josemorales9047]

That intro is such a South Park song

[@tristanh11]

Just got my Prince Albert piercing Saturday... guess I fit the bad boy criteria

[@deadstellarengine]

so the price of the sushi order wasn't a clue?

[@alexanderjeromewhite2380]

Hahs they so wealthy they dont even check the price mang

[@flynnplumlee5293]

Right? Tom was a huge dick to the Doordash people when it was totally the mommies'fault... They basically were dicks to Doordash and then stole money from them. Reminds me of the sushi restaurant where he was an asshole to that waitress when they didn't take visa or whatever

[@scottschiess1440]

the mommies are the best fanbase ever

[@safewordtruffle680]

May I offer a recommendation on your whisky journey. Aberlour A'bunadh cask strength. A true scotch with out the peat overbore. Fruity. dates and raisin. flowery and the highest experience I've had the pleasure to sample so far.

[@St0n3rlif3]

Why does that old guy sound like the old guy from family guy 😭😂

[@ChrisHp617]

That bad boy guy was on shark tank lol

[@shdwx9513]

that guy in the beginning clip sounds like john herbert from family guy lol.

[@tdltuck]

Anyone gonna talk about how Obiwan Canoli sounds exactly like Tim?

[@connorpricecomedy]

This needs more fucking views, the dude getting run over bit makes me cry

[@Stbuster31]

that was Brandy the singer. and Jennifer Lewis a theater lady

[@Artdeepmind]

Its so funny when Tom is hating on the Alpham guy, he is also like 10 years older than Tom I believe lol :D

[@evanbuffington5152]

hey that’s the super cool denver airport guy!!

[@TheAlpineShepherdBoy]

Nothing says bad boy like arts and crafts

[@TWCHEX]

I just recognized the GG Allin statues

[@MrRyanh90]

Lmao that intro song

[@evanabbott2737]

It’s the best, I love the dog barks too...😂

[@SODTAOE]

I LOVE YOU MOMMIES

[@swinglifeaway42]

I'd love that much sushi. Live it up lol

[@nr.17]

You like popsicles? Then you need to come on down to my swimming hole, got a whole freezer full of popsicles

[@MrStraightface]

intro sounds like Buck 65

[@Stussalino]

After 8 months,3 weeks and 4 days of listening in reverse order to and i finally found the origins of “BAKKULAAH!!”.

[@ROBBIEDZ]

In what other episode does Tom laugh at the man being crushed by the car?

[@muffinmanlan]

what's up with the sound starting at around 1:26:00

[@beardedwonder7123]

Best song yet, such a beat

[@Shpongle64]

Got my wisdom teeth extracted a little over a week ago. not as bad as anyone said it would be. same with dry sockets...i have no clue what people are complaining about so much. First 3 days not the best will admit but its surgery. Stock up on jello and find a new series that has like 4 seasons to binge watch and everything will be fine.

[@Drew_2308]

It's ok T-bunz I find that clip hilarious too

[@whoaamanda6392]

"I hate when you have joy..." mommy Tina

[@evanabbott2737]

She wouldn’t let Tom get turntables.....🤔

[@LoudPackGear]

RIP THEO FEFO

[@MrMollielowe]

Where can we find the bert is fat techno song?

[@CrownVicNiick]

Bort is foot, fort is boot, fart iz butt, Berf is doot

[@goldenpanther8626]

Jon Lovitz has really let himself go

[@TheRealUyi]

tom's sociopath game is strong. what the fuck

[@iamjezuzchrist]

When that mixtape droppin? I'm feelin that shadow dance Bert is fat joint.

[@iwirelessjimmy]

MIX TAPE! MIX TAPE! MIX TAPE!

[@sara107610]

It's so good

[@iamjezuzchrist]

Namsayin, DJ dad-mouf slippin and shit. Went and got all bougie on a mommy and he ain't brangin it. And why is Christjeanza co-signin this, what she callin him, hot dad? Better bring that hot dad-mouf mix tape is all am saying!!! Im hungreh!!! Namsayin?