Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 389

[@DanielDanger420]

I'm pleased to say I squeezed off a double pipe classic yesterday at dinner. The wife was not amused. The kids were blown away!!!!

[@DanielDanger420]

Herp All Day thanks, jeans.

[@samanali8309]

Dan D. Warhol Bravo, sir.

[@ShaneKelley207]

Dan D. Warhol yeah but can you prove it?

[@manablooded]

As a man who shares a last name with the famed Andy Warhol, I would expect no less than an avant-garde expression of such daring as a double pipe classic.

[@IanDirtySouth615]

wow! those are incredibly rare.

[@dj_coldshower]

Tom's F-A-R-T around 1:10:50 had me crying!!!

[@DJDement714]

LOL Bunz was so casual when standing to rip that fart during the dental update.

[@tedwardkgb]

Him looking her dead in the eye as he farts at 1:10:58, her astonishment. I lol'd for five minutes.

[@racheverday9214]

Did you notice that it Jean's automatic response to apologize when Gene stands up while she's talking? Only to realize all the while he's been listening, he's been brewing a F-bomb of Nagasaki proportions.

[@MrNathanStarr]

Anyone else think Ace Ventura when watching the hippo guy?

[@lunchbag_larry]

Blueban is the upload champ

[@ghadajebnani6460]

Mommies, you haven't heard of Warren Harding's letters to his mistress where he talks about her pillowy mushy purples? Real talk, check it out nahmsayin'

[@katebattista7400]

Not a president but James Joyce had a fart fetish and wrote to his wife about it.

[@deadarmd]

She loves him. You can see it in her face

[@balognadanza]

1:05 "I never think of life as something to enjoy" THAT SHITS DEEP BRO!

[@josephsiko6731]

listening to this before I go get my last cavity filled... thanks for the motivation mommies

[@TheHaybad]

Thank you so much mommy! I was sitting here looking for something to watch and my fav jeans is on?!?!?

[@butch2811]

Tom is the water champ, the personality champ, and now the F-A-R-T champ!

[@mommaspantrypodcast5486]

jean, this week was tough waiting, but now I can continue with my browns!! thanks mommies!! BIKES!!

[@flynnplumlee5293]

Browning while I watch this and glass through these comments.

[@nyar5863]

I have watched that Orson Welles champagne commercial 500 times in a row and died every single time. Thanks, mommies!

[@stephtodeath86]

My friends just had a kid and named the poor thing Chester

[@poppaboppa6000]

Dumb broad

[@alufcex]

I got family in Denver.

[@Publiksquare]

That was the best hi mommie thanks jeans ever no contest.

[@nitro67]

I'm not sure how high and tight my jeans are this week... you do the math.

[@garretmkiii]

The manufacturer of an aircraft does not design the interior layout of the aircraft; those specifications are given by the carrier. The aircraft manufacturer outlines maximum masses for different stages of flight (take-off, landing, etc), and the airline decides how that max mass is divided (passengers, cargo, fuel and snakes). The size of the overheads is restricted for the case of "hard landings" (ie - exceeding 2G) and crash safety, so the overheads don't detach from the ceiling and knock your eastern block off. Hemiplegia - unilateral paralysis; like someone who's had a stroke.

[@sittingpsyduck4583]

That face behind Mommie Tina is creeping me out

[@chrispetela8644]

sittingpsyduck4583 yea it’s like a little doll in a box

[@PascoZach]

that a painting of Mommy Tina when she was little. She talks about it in an episode of Where My Mom's At?

[@DanH11]

That drive-thru order was amaze!

[@DanielSzilagyi]

Wow that hippo thing totally reminded me of the scene in Ace Ventura, who knew someone watched it and thought it was a good idea

[@dustandsweat426]

Awesome show Mommys! Keeping it high and tight as always!!

[@dirkbowman946]

George Takei was pissed at that ATM

[@shinystuffff]

As someone who knows random stuff about all the presidents, that president bit frustrated me. As someone who loves this show, I was laughing my ass off during that bit.

[@seanboi]

These podcasts are phenomenal

[@willsonjones5823]

Love the Midwest drive through video going to Culver's!!! I love Culver's

[@loocsinhoj]

That cucumber song outro was amaze

[@peeetor4536]

"I like guys who weren't captured" Tom Segura 2017 - i pissed my pants laughing haha

[@MehOMy]

peeetor Actually Donald Trump 2015.

[@DanielDanger420]

Look down to do a dab. No dog in Tom's lap. Look up after taking said dab. Dog in Tom's lap... Mind = BLOWN!

[@jamesgardner5149]

high and tight

[@donhamilton14]

Them talking about what era they’d go to had me dying😂😂😂

[@CaptFreedumb]

Fake southern accent on Christina does something for me lol

[@grthockey18]

Your studio looks awesome

[@iceiceoldy]

Landon killin it

[@severinwolf497]

Sup Kane

[@orionmaxfield8076]

gifs trying to get on the couch in the beginning LOL

[@barrypoontang]

i always come here for the awkwardness during the 10min intro song. Glad they dont do splash art over it, its as classic as a double piper.

[@filterguy2525]

1:11:00 Thank you, Clarice...thank you.

[@katrinadragon]

I pay for Pandora, so much better than commercials!

[@mikemcginnis1288]

1:10:58 You're Welcome.

[@joncortezz]

👖

[@garrettwitzl6655]

Hey Jeans, was just wondering if the late show from the Irvine improv will be uploaded? Thanks mommy

[@Pretendship]

Landon utterly crushed the drive-thru game

[@willkeno]

MAN I BEEN THERE FOR A MINUTE!

[@BM151]

1:11:01 - LMAO, I love how un-phased Bunz is

[@EyeShotFirst]

I want the kind of relationship where my wife is pretty, funny, and applauds my farts.

[@jaysoncruz2795]

Christina "eastern block upbringing" Pasitsky

[@TheAcousticgeetar]

The girl @1:15:00 looks like Daphne from Scooby Doo.

[@jg8366]

Bring on the Jack Sparrow, "where's all the come gone?" memes."

[@BDFigMom]

The guy at the Singapore ATM is my Spirit Human🎉

[@FauxZen69]

When you said silent Cal I had just taken a big drink of hot coffee and I managed to not spew it all over my screens.

[@josephsiko6731]

FauxZen69 basically you just told a story about successfully drinking coffee

[@FauxZen69]

Yes, while hearing one of the funniest jokes ever told in the world: IN THE WORLD!

[@FauxZen69]

facebook.com/groups/1867015270198774/

[@FauxZen69]

Yank those jeans up mommy

[@josephsiko6731]

FauxZen69 thanks for the invite jeans. you know I was just glassin you, that segment was hilarious

[@benjiquick2730]

Landon is the MASTER!!!

[@yutub561]

Im disappointed in you mommies. Making that doorbell light is super easy and not boring. It's pretty cool. Rectification is dope

[@cbizzle2590]

H I G H A N D T I G H T

[@Nonyobiz]

I was wondering why the thumbnail to this episode was Tom standing up?.. Then I bore witness to a great F A R T

[@shilo449]

Mommy Jeans has such a pretty smile.

[@dali-gabriel]

hey mommies! 1:11:01 is where the fart is at!

[@pieshka4509]

Maybe Christina is thinking of the snl skit Pat

[@DarkSingin]

just like that scene in ace ventura

[@herpallday1284]

thedarkchocolate4 how did they not reference that haha all I could think of

[@ShraderDesigns]

I pay for Spotify. WORTH

[@larryhoover718]

Not really. Lotta artistS missing. Plus no b sides or mixtapes. If you like pop or country then WORTH

[@ShraderDesigns]

Narcissistic contradiction is the new black.

[@Elguapoe]

larry hoover all I listen to is rap. It has almost everything from undergroup to the most mainstream

[@davidcardimen7535]

40:30 Mommy needs to remind herself how to say Stamina correctly

[@alyssaclark8501]

1:16:43

[@MehOMy]

Can we get some YMH ringtones/alert tones please; starting with 1:11:02!

[@wisterV]

THE STENCH IS OVER-POWERING IN HERE.

[@anthonyevans6989]

marlin perkins was the original wildlife adventurer guy in the 70’s.

[@Soldier18355]

keep doing your thing and stuff like that

[@SkeetSystem]

opening song reminds me ya'll need to get rodman back on the soundboard

[@willycolton]

1:11:36 doge is interested in the farts too

[@MattWhitmire]

1:11:00 classic Tommy

[@jeandarnette9016]

1:11:00

[@SirGrassyNoL]

how tf do you NOT know what's going on at an ATM

[@123mattcook]

How about you guys come do a live show in Momver when Chris-jeansa is in town?!?

[@darfoggy1644]

That pandora swag

[@zachharrison8839]

The U.S. dollar experienced an average inflation rate of 2.86% per year between 1900 and 2017. $50,000 in the year 1900 is worth $1,359,229.81 in 2017.

[@nicholasferchaw5115]

MOMMY

[@youtime18]

My jeans are high and tight, Mommies. 👖👖👖👖👖👖

[@BestInTheWorld111]

youtime18 like your pic, Jeans

[@elijahtalbott8898]

youtime18 ---That's amaze!

[@yoavrachman2347]

Maybe you could understand the electrical stuff if you didn't talk over it mommies

[@yutub561]

Right? That was a pretty simple circuit and I found it interesting. People not wanting to learn because "its too smart for me" bothers me. Thats why you learn! My girlfriend does that shit all the time. Her "rule" is, if i cant explain it in under 30 seconds, she doesn't want to hear it.

[@yoavrachman2347]

Nick Kiedaisch I feel you know what i’m saying, I don’t know dog dick about circuits but that wasn’t hard to understand and I was trying to see how it works. All he explained seems very simple and easy to follow but they kept talking over it. I think the ones where they use big words to describe simple shit like the walking one are funny, because no one cares about walking terminology, the other ones can be interesting.

[@youtime18]

Do a live podcast in Boston!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@rangermcqueen2232]

CUCUMBER SONG HD soundcloud.com/rawkuz/cucumber-by-ramsay-mcqueen

[@punkakz8334]

I'm still waiting for the day the mommies catch a Double Pipe Classic on camera. That'd be high and tight!

[@CaptFreedumb]

I dont think id go too far back. Simply because something like a broken leg or knock on the head was practically a death sentence a little over a hundred years ago.

[@claudioalbertocorful]

I pay for pandora....because commercials are neither high nor tight

[@tapatton9]

1:08:46 I really miss the fart mic.

[@MVJ3]

Being a mommy is a lifestyle. "Get your life".

[@FramedProductions]

I went to school for that electronic stuff and I still think it's really confusing.

[@dumbdumber7203]

That was a damp fucking fart hahahhaha

[@technicalsupport3111]

i feel like im going to miss something if i dont watch each one 😄 so addicted!! 🤓💉

[@Neeboopsh]

dude, landon video source?! he should have a youtube channel for sure.

[@benjiquick2730]

where's the Just Glassin blanket?!

[@BloodyCaesar22]

I pay for pandora lol

[@GabbasaurusRex]

I did too, then I moved to the UK and they don't even have it here. I miss it.

[@FlightOfJatayu]

It was cool seeing their doggos a little after the minute mark. Furry friends!

[@Solargarlicc]

Juan???

[@chefalex4u]

Yes!

[@thomcarnell]

Hi, Jeans!!!

[@CrazyShepard]

I love the comment section for this podcast, in general, there isn't any hate or fighting. Just a bunch of people flying high and tight watching their main mommies be funny. Love ya'll.

[@mikeyyeda4892]

just a year late but, ok... that awesome guy in the drive thru, i noticed he had a Metallica "Ride the Lightning" air freshener? the hell that smell like tho??

[@pinopies]

👖nawmsayin

[@swack7557]

luv dees peeps