Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 393

[@tim5700]

Christina saying, "I'm perfectly symmetrical, I'm the symmetrical champ" immediately followed by, "one of my legs is significantly shorter than the other" is the most Bert thing she's done.

[@tylerxchappell]

Every time Christina gets hit with the vomit clips, my day is immediately better.

[@briansmith8749]

What is her issue with vomit? It's not just a sensitive stomach, she has a legitimate problem with vomit.

[@capnkirk13_9]

@@briansmith8749 I’m pretty sure she has a legitimate fear of it. I heard her say one time that she hasn’t thrown up since she was a child, even when sick she will hold it in. Definitely not natural, like I don’t enjoy throwing up but jeez if ur sick it happens sometimes and I usually feel way better afterwards.

[@Gluttonforpeace]

pulling the trigger on a Sunday afternoon has saved my Monday a few times. :D

[@zeropanzer66]

I came back to this video to warn you guys about fedsmoker he dies 3 years from now in 2020 you have to save him

[@Terdinspector]

And yet he still produces videos somehow, almost monthly up until this day in 2022… idk rip conald

[@LimorG]

2020 really took everything from us 😭

[@zeropanzer66]

@@LimorG i just got back from 2041 and i gurantee youre not gona like it

[@valve_is_better294]

I’ve come back 5 years from now to tell you fedsmoker has risen from the dead and decimated Manhattan

[@zachday811]

Wait, is Christina of Eastern European descent? I would never be able to tell if she didn't mention it for the last 392 episodes

[@honestinsincerity2270]

Hahaha I wondered if anyone else realized how often she says "cockroach DNA" or "Eastern Bloc" every episode

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

This isn't a Christina thing, it's an America thing. The amount of people who have never been outside of Boston or New York in their entire life but tell the world, at every opportunity that they are Irish or Italian is ridiculous. But then I'd be ashamed to call myself American, so I get it.

[@honestinsincerity2270]

@@TheOrlandoTrustfull As a half Chinese, quarter Greek and quarter English born and living in America, I agree with you totally

[@thomasgrillo1910]

Orlando Trustfull you kiss your dad with those lips foreigner?

[@joshgolden7239]

It does get old

[@savannahthomas624]

That first song, wow! My jeans just got a thousand notches tighter!!

[@youn4237]

Feefo sleepin' in the background.... RIP

[@lizh804]

I love the looks Tom gives Christina when he's checking to see if she thought something was funny too. It's adorable.

[@0428ricardo]

those intro songs were 🔥 🔥 🔥

[@greencane84]

That intro song is Grammy worthy& Christina looks beautiful in that green jacket .

[@graceakaiya]

P

[@graceakaiya]

L

[@clusterpuck76]

someone needs to tell Jim Jefferies to cool it on the nail clippers

[@SirGrassyNoL]

i thought i was alone in that opinion lmao

[@zacharyhalpainy3566]

Oh shit thats funny

[@TheMrguitarmanguy]

Tom, you need to take ipecac before a podcast and throw up to really get jeans goin

[@Mike-om4tv]

Ahahahahah

[@8eavis]

Mommyyy... that jacket flames

[@Skymarshal]

Light Bulbs! So cheap to make something so crazy complicated. Thin glass with a vacuum seal and a fine electric filament? For Like 2 dollars? Seriously?

[@wildncrazyguytv]

03:54...Tom sounds exactly like Top Dawg....Hey Buddy!!!!!!😭😭😭

[@TravisTackles]

KEEP IT PUSHIN'!

[@aguyus4w]

As a Bangladeshi kid who was born and raised in the States, but has visited Bangladesh a few times, I can confirm it is the worst place on Earth.

[@FramedProductions]

I would love to see Fight Club with Jim Norton in it, haha.

[@JayWeishaupt]

That Denim Specialists joint is legitimately good.

[@YetiSpeed]

Chef John is from the KZbin channel FoodWishes and is super awesome!

[@DemRupees]

Poking fun at Chef John is fair game. He's taught me some high and tight shit but he does have a certain "video" voice.

[@mtdropkin100]

500 pounds is like half a Bert Chrysler, pretty fat

[@nonesta13]

Mommies complaining about barneys but has a brooks brothers polo on

[@SunriseMMA]

Hi, what's your name? what's your pronoun?

[@MrJaminbrad]

Augustin Pineda thank you for asking something thats re-he-heally important. I'm anonymous gendered, and I've been fluid bonding with Jesse in the pule.

[@Sackaramtwo]

Did you just assume I have a name? I dont identify with a name..

[@jeffbuyer5768]

Ha, that's great

[@nonesta13]

justino...he, him, his, man.... little mommy

[@SunriseMMA]

My brother goes to Cal Poly Pomona lol

[@betterwatchsaul3597]

anyone miss blueban laughing in the background and having a bit of input?

[@SpartanDawgDetroit]

FARRR ENNN

[@IvanIvanov]

FART-yay!

[@SpartanDawgDetroit]

Where did they get that sound bite from? I've been looking for it forever

[@IvanIvanov]

If I remember correctly, it's from the video with the girl who talks about eating on webcam for money. She's very obese and it's her way to make money.

[@SpartanDawgDetroit]

Ivan Ivanov do you remember what episode that was from?

[@IvanIvanov]

Ep 371, 50 minutes in

[@randyhall161]

Lol. "The leeches dont have a pager, right."

[@tertianable]

34:10 love the mary berry impression (espcially the face)

[@abgski87]

Thumbs up on Fargo! The production and editing is some of the best i've seen on TV. Too bad we may never get another :(

[@xGminimum]

Triple Pipe Montage: kzbin.info/www/bejne/fZjNpmpor6aYY8k Christina was right when she said after the song that I also made the "Welcome to Your Moms House" song. Here's a link to that too: kzbin.info/www/bejne/gmbLfWtoas6Fe80

[@viaductmediauk]

Hey Mommies - WYN/WYP - The Scrunch/Fold Accent 42:30 is @RobBrydon (British - Welsh - Port Talbot) - He is a Comedian/Master of Accents

[@Bigtetrisguy]

33:16 she JUAN

[@re1gnr1ps]

NEW VIDEO GET IN MOMMIES

[@dirkbowman946]

Push looks ready for a rap battle

[@thixiemattel]

Is Mommy Tommy getting so skinny he's starting to look like Brody Stevens? PUSH AND BELIEVE.

[@bonniesein4982]

Hi mommies. Does anyone have the link to the original video of the nail clippers dude? That shit is so high and tight.

[@oldgrendel]

"...glass a bitch" LMAO!!!

[@Gluttonforpeace]

That opening tune was sick

[@1995Scrat]

that green track coat christina is sportin is fire fire hot hot

[@devilsgardianangel]

Christina looking like a green tea Arizona mommy

[@coolmomjeans4234]

Dallas 4/20 show was high and tight but dry af. He didn't even finish one small bottle of water.

[@kelbydayton7495]

He chugged one on stage at the end, didn't he?

[@coolmomjeans4234]

Kelby Dayton Early show or late show? I only saw him daintily sip a few times.

[@kelbydayton7495]

Andrea W. Late show. He chugged a bottle of water as he finished then threw it on the ground then kicked it off stage to a guy in the crowd and said, "Now you got a souvenir!"

[@coolmomjeans4234]

Kelby Dayton Ah, I was at the 6:30 show. He really let us down with his water consumption.

[@kelbydayton7495]

That's real low and loose

[@garyswoleman4698]

That Asian grandma jacket is phenomenal.

[@JamesIbis]

Frank walker is a national icon.

[@Dan-zp4ln]

Main mommy christina with the ill jacket

[@lutze5086]

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[@purpleninjamanftw]

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[@davidsmith9249]

Just ordered the poster! Can't wait it'll be sick for my wall in the new apartment.

[@devinteichrow6056]

Older Jim Jefferies at 49:00

[@robleymcdonnell]

Xtina the expert on fucking everything. Legal agreements are just FASCINATING aren't they

[@connorjones2636]

How can you eat what you want if you’re poor

[@haildasgym]

After watching this video, I have a theory on how RPC has unlocked God tier orgasms. Anyway, if anyone knows if putting leeches on the prostate is safe, please let me know.

[@chrisyeomans5547]

Tom is personality champ

[@charmingjoseph]

love the foodwishes ymh crossover

[@maidenfanatic33]

mommy tinas green jacket is on fleek

[@rangermcqueen2232]

Denim Specialists Song HD soundcloud.com/rawkuz/denim-specialists-by-ramsay-mcqueen-your-moms-house-podcast

[@rangermcqueen2232]

NEW SOUNDCLOUD PROFILE MOMMIES soundcloud.com/ramsaymcqueen

[@phiik]

Haaappy Birthdaaay to G!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@bohenderson811]

Hey hitlers

[@josephsiko6731]

Bo Henderson sup kain

[@rigatoni_pasta]

More than a year late, but hey jeans.

[@Mike-om4tv]

Hi what's your name, what's your pronoun? Just glassin 2 years later.

[@joeyjiggy-bippers6382]

Good morning, Julia! Haven't heard from you in a few years but its me, Joe.

[@zacharyhalpainy3566]

Keep featherin it brothers.

[@atomaselli43092]

What podcast does the "would you marry your mom" clip happen in??? I've watched went back like 20 podcasts and still can't find it. Must not be glassin hard enough

[@wytch8369]

Tom is such personality champ

[@hay7501]

Lmfao these episodes are why Christine isn’t an actor now

[@DarkHalmut]

Mommy Tina is the Would You Rather Champ and the Shart Champ.

[@ryanexsus]

For a full list of YMH songs: soundcloud.com/janolilev/sets/your-moms-house-songs

[@Fidellio13]

Can't stop thinking of Jim Norton in fight club now

[@phise1]

Getting my life like the early champs do!

[@humorandspice]

I'm in pain from this opening clip

[@dose2two]

Mommy Tina looking great as usual. Love the Jacket

[@herpallday1284]

Bobby Lee is the ultimate "you know what I'm sayin"

[@couchman-sw6jy]

“Can I just say this?”

[@kevisdaname887]

What the hell is the sound Cristina makes at 5:15

[@zacharywhite5631]

Hey Mommys, add some bass onto the Would You Rather theme, would ya? God, it's like it's being played on a dental drill.

[@j-dott6985]

Who else got to see some Mushy Purples this week?

[@TimPicker]

All of the macys near me have closed this year.

[@sethdaniel1115]

I love that 85 p dad at like the 50:00 mark

[@connorjeffords1843]

wow I had no clue Tom was left handed.. hell yeah

[@mattymeatpatty]

Brisbane, Sydney, Melbourne and Perth! But no New Zealand! Perth! The Florida of Australia. But not New Zealand! Cmon man! Kiwi Mommies wana see the water champ!

[@Barlargwar]

I really needed this today jeans, I really fucking did, your beautiful people. Keep em high and tight

[@leedaryl]

Kevin B 😘😘😘

[@domovoi4209]

anybody got the link to that nail clipper vid?

[@BM151]

1:03:37 BAHAHAHAHA at Jeans

[@Ajdizzle4rizzle]

she goes str8 to staring into the cell phone. not feelin it mommy tina?

[@boynamedsioux33]

its so odd that i just started listening to chief john about 1 week before the mommies started talking about him.

[@chelseacolson796]

I love how Christina is always more of a savage than Tom, makes it so much funnier

[@CdnBiggles]

Hey Mommies, review Tommy Bunz and Christina, the Water Champs podcast on i-Tunes. They runnin the Industry now!

[@6thADMedic]

Nolan from Winnipeg, good job sir.

[@kinseyclay]

Funny to listen to this old one today...right when everyone just dropped Kanye...wonder if Timmy still likes him 😂

[@6663000]

Chef John is the best.

[@zanechristenson3436]

Cartonia I think you need to just have a healthy vomit sesh. I went through about three years of partying like I was dying the next day and have experienced every form of substance and sickness vomiting and I can’t lie the first few heaves feel pretty good if there’s a substantial amount of liquid that comes out. Once the muscles get sore that’s a different story. But hey fuck it, try it out.

[@JRwilhelm1]

Where you been!? You betta get yo life!

[@couchman-sw6jy]

You use the r word 100 times this episode. They need to bring it back

[@ashtonlambert3648]

the water champ lives!!

[@mattdamon2886]

Wonder if Disney sponsored that opening clip

[@kipscott8150]

Great podcast! It seems like the eastern bloc is referenced in every episode.

[@shawncraib]

the national tiles ads are the worst things on radio and there played repeatedly.

[@jhoosto48]

love the jacket mommy tina, ya feel me namsayin

[@HucksGamingchannel]

The guy with the nail clippers is The Artist Taxi Driver, or "Chunky Mark". He's a political satirist, and shouting at the camera is kinda his schtick.

[@steamyjungleman]

hey water champ, hope you are getting some of that la Croix money, on my second case hehehe

[@xowickedxo]

5:17 did Christine have a stroke???

[@carpedium281]

How do I get the song in the intro?

[@Lavinia_Garcia]

Lookin at the opening clip I was reeeeally glad that had already eaten .... Jfc XD

[@MegaAtOh]

the chef clearly makes jokes during his cooking.how does two comedians not know he's joking?

[@RyanBrown5]

AHhhhhhhhhhhhhHHH the French.....excellenceeeee

[@SebastianKoever]

YO EASTERN BLOCK MOMMy Check out how many dope things hungarians invented. In fact one of the highest and tightest things hungarians have done is this dude Laszlo Biro invented the ball point pen.

[@varoplazer]

See all you mommies in the facebook fan group.

[@kelbydayton7495]

Reno = Ringblow

[@mistax2k]

Where is Christina's family from?