Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 441 w/ Tom Rhodes

There's a very upset lady in an internet chat room that says a lot of things we can relate to. She's fired up.
PLUS, Age Gap Love is our new obsession. It's a show that follows couples who have way too many years in between them and yes, these people are gross.
AND friend of the show, Tom Rhodes is back after too many years away. He's hilarious and full of travel tales and so much more. Pull your international jeans way up!
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[@RootinRichy]

Christina said, "I can pick terrible reality shows and I can make animal noises. That's all I got." Are you kidding me? You are the best would-you-rather scenario creator in the world!! How could you forget would-you-rather?!

[@griffinsanchez8464]

Waiting at the bus stop and see this dropped. Only have 8 Benadryl on me but at least my jeans are high and tight.

[@Woji52]

Griffin Sanchez I hope you double pipe on the way to get your moose soup

[@SirGrassyNoL]

"i hope you find the rest of the benadryl you need my son. peace be with you, piss on me beat me, try it out" - Jeans 3: 2-6

[@tarabear2723]

😂😂😂

[@thebeerguybrothaguy]

Christina’s special was great. I was kinda pissed when I saw the stars were lacking on Netflix so whenever I’m at a friends house I’ll 5 Star it lol

[@johnblaze1988]

What, an episode where Mommy Tina didn't say "eastern block"?

[@MehOMy]

John M It should be a YMH drinking game.

[@christswarrior1447]

Christina " thats my tribe " pasashishinsplints

[@Jsmitt716]

but thats her tribe bro... i get so sick of hearing that from her

[@cleverusername9369]

John M she brings up being Hungarian more than crossfitters talk about crossfit, vegans talk about veganism, and people who are gluten free bring up their dietary preferences, combined. It's pretty annoying.

[@CrownVicNiick]

That's my jam!!

[@petewheat]

I’m using my lung infection as an instrument to hum along to this podcast

[@ebrad64]

Best part of my week is whenever I get this notification! Just glassin for the next hr n a half.

[@jerredcarnell4607]

Mr. Rhodes seems a little salty he is not filling rooms. Meanwhile, Segura is fucking killing it

[@thegreatwhitesnark36]

I love Tom # 1 trying to talk over him because he knows how snoring he his.

[@Eastonrazer26]

Tom "In other words" Segura.

[@chrisdouglas27]

i had to lay down i laughed so hard at tom's reaction to 'duck duck duck tai' at 5:23

[@Pretendship]

Christina should get a gig in voice-overs on the side, her voice sounded perfect on that ad at the beginning

[@matthewmilantoni3961]

Tom Rhodes is not Bobby Lee or Theo Von, Jean.

[@bryanstiener1535]

nothing gets past you, i see. yeah, tom rhodes is in a class all by himself.

[@Dudemeister-id9mw]

"yeah dude like dude yknow like dude like dude like like like dude like like like dude" there's your dose of Theo von for your r worded brain.

[@mberezh]

Bryan Stiener a class of boring

[@robgoonbagpizza3413]

Get THEO VON!!

[@choosegoose9730]

Matthew Milantoni I noticed that too

[@user-me7xe5kl6t]

The mommies doing rifftrax for reality tv shows would give me a reason to watch them.

[@zookdom3347]

I love Tom Rhodes, some of my fave JRE episodes was with him, he did episode 500 of JRE with Stanhope, amazing episode. This was a great episode, love YMH experience with Tom Rhodes.

[@mattklein7658]

try out bobby lee mommies! nosotros papaya!

[@meloncholicbliss]

george has a pink dick

[@seasonone]

Nosotros papaya to you and your family

[@gabrielwallis5628]

There's no way he's getting up to come here if they film before midday

[@keithkeith1273]

Nosotros papaya to you my friend

[@BlammoGer]

Bobby lee is getting boring lately...

[@dirkbowman946]

Uh huh uh huh uh huh - Tom

[@peralesdavid]

dirk bowman uh huh uh huh uh huh yea uh huh*

[@cblaskoski]

I just bought a Saatva matress. I can't wait to F.A.R.T. on it. Keep it pushin.

[@sarahmccann9346]

Tommy Buns’ “OH YEAH?” after this insufferable guy starts talking about where he’s from during the chicken impressions made this episode listenable.

[@SmokeGanjaAlways]

Try it out guys

[@bigwetbutt]

I like how Tom Rhodes says that when he was younger and more adventurous, LA was not an ideal place for him. Then when he became older, married and more willing to just deal with the negative aspects of it, he felt okay there. All the while Chrisjeansia is nodding her head, like "yup, LA is the best".

[@stephenroby400]

The whole problem with ME TOO. Flooding the waves with so many incidents of harassment delegitimizes actual cases of abuse. The boy who cried wolf was a classic story most children heard as a bedtime story. A fable teaching that lying results in those who tell lies only gain "that when they speak the truth, they are not believed." This shows how liars are rewarded: even if they tell the truth, no one believes them. So if someone truly gets raped or sexually assaulted being desensitized to such accusations it will not be considered serious. Think of car alarms. When first introduced people would hear the alarm and seek out what was happening. Now people rarely blink or just get angry at the noise. And I've even seen a car thief driving while the alarm was sounding and still, no one cared. Rape and Sexual assault are by far two of the most horrid crimes committed against another person, and thus should not be allowed to become mundane. Keep em high n tight. 9in of love to you both.

[@thegreatwhitesnark36]

Because of them, there is a 2 year backlog of pending rape/sexual assault cases in federal courts. It is going to be switched over to blue boys. The story will become "The Boy Who Cried ME TOO". And,...Live Cannibalism is the most horrid crime committed against another person. #MEATETOO

[@stephenroby400]

Yeah and they don't even care about giving a person their day in court, just throw it out in public accusing essentially making the mob turn on the accused with no proof, and I heard one city is trying to pass a law where the accuser can remain anonymous. Which is unheard of in our justice system.

[@TH_ANDY]

The girl from twitch had some really intense eyes. She meant every word haha... Keep in mind that was probably a 11 year old she was raging at.

[@wendy7691]

OMG! I so wanted to be in this conversation with you mommies! After last week, I watched Age Gap Love. Totally obsessed. I can't get enough. Waiting for Season Two! Fingers crossed.

[@07zx14White]

Alright the mommies are in!! Let's get some laughter going.

[@shiznicks74]

watched this kinda one eye open/half-asleep, and kept thinking Norm MacDonald or Dennis Miller was gonna eventually get around to saying something funny...it turns out Tom Rhodes was the guest.

[@lancegoodthrust546]

"When you pull it over the bellybutton, that's when you know your committed to the lifestyle." Haha! My new favorite phrase!

[@himynameisluis13]

Joe "Coyote jacked my chicken" Rogan

[@April_flowers483]

Joe “coyote honey-dicked my dog” Rogan.

[@oliverdaniels3619]

Joe "I may have spoken about this on another episode" Rogan

[@theher0dies]

Joe "Jamie pull that up" Brogan

[@mazinbostami5372]

Joe, " They are outlyers..." Rogan

[@32ndflava38]

Shoutout for Oviedo and the Oviedo Chickens! Very surreal ordering in the drive through and chickens hanging out at the speaker. They closed the Popeyes Tom is referencing and moved it out of downtown. Loved Oviedo but it is being way overdeveloped and traffic is turning into a nightmare.

[@TheBigHamShow]

Never seen so much joy in Tom's face after a opening video.

[@alejandrocardenas6133]

I can't finish this episode, serious talk about comedy is mind numbing and almost vocational. Brutal.

[@FOX4OUND]

"What do they give you more turkey?" -Tom Segura

[@zachleprieur2871]

Tom Rhodes has to be the unfunniest person to appear on top 10 comedy podcasts. Get ready to fall asleep to an old man reminisce and drone on in vocal fry

[@CottageQueso]

Catching up late but the potäto potáto comment had me shamefully laughing

[@brandenfarbanger3935]

Knew something was missing about my week. Thanks Jeans!

[@Ryan-re7oj]

Lmao I have the same ringer on my phone. I hit pause to jump up and answer it !!

[@chody5840]

The way people light up when the "Try It Out" guy starts to give his address never gets old.

[@AbeldeBetancourt]

43:44 Why is Christina so lovely!?

[@backupinit]

Mario it's the 40pound knockers

[@AbeldeBetancourt]

xD

[@thegreatwhitesnark36]

She's got that pregnant constipated backed up glow.

[@Fangoman85]

37:29 Glad to see Jake The Snake Roberts sober and doing well

[@davidpowers746]

I want this guys life. Seriously.

[@melissagifford67]

The ending song. 😂😂😂😂

[@spyoon3172]

The girl who keeps screaming the R word is from Singapore or Malaysia. I had a roommate from Singapore who had the exact same accent.

[@thegreatwhitesnark36]

Did she also turn you on?

[@banditpsycho3573]

oy eater yes

[@ElementLoung]

HAHAHA Christina! The chicken sound. Hilarious !

[@hothotfire175]

I found a McPoyle brother at 48:30

[@EDMTMLFilms]

Hahahah I remember when you guys tore siskel and ebery apart in episode 112!! They really hated each other. The clip of the copy they were trying to read was hilarious!

[@jamesnorth8734]

i thought from the photo it was Norm Macdonald

[@jeremyriforgiate]

Looks like there's a little more then a splash of milk in the water champ's coffee. Bummer

[@thegreatwhitesnark36]

Could it be soy?

[@stormwilliams3347]

That chicken impression was perfect!

[@djordan22]

Tom Chodes looks like Bryan Callen's older brother who hosts cruises.

[@v.k.levigne]

This guy is cool as fuck, man. Just dripping with style, intelligence and experience. A great advertisement for world travel in and of himself

[@budluva6171]

that track at the end was mad fire

[@blazedandconfused477]

Why hasn't Theo Von been on the show yet? What is the beef between The Mommies and Theo?

[@kagewilliams4475]

We need the AGE GAP LOVE commentary episode!

[@johnnyherzhaft7729]

So glad you guys watching age gap love lmao such good recaps of the show

[@wjmcd703]

Christina does the best pig noises ever

[@burny890]

YESSSS so glad they opened with her...she cracks me up :)

[@phead80]

i love tom, guy's funny. people who don't know who he is in the comments are truly clueless. guy has been around forever and is hilarious.

[@deafgordon2187]

Really needs this

[@skummyskelly7306]

MYSTERY SCIENCE MOMMIES!? OMG DO EEEEE!!!!

[@dr.stepdad8213]

Rad. Check marks, smile faces and that third positive affirmation sticker next to your name. Aaaa+ Seems like that would of caught on past MST3K and Road House. I need more of those.

[@overtonchris]

Ebert was a Pulitzer Prize winner, that's what qualifies him.

[@thegreatwhitesnark36]

He was also a trap-jaw rabbit. Tell me, how would Roger Ebert express being cracked up other than losing his lower jaw? Scraping his upper teeth on a chalkboard? How would he celebrate MLKJr. Day? Installing a brown lower jaw implant? President's Day? A wood lower jaw? Valentine's? A pink silicone tit implant? Yeaster? Marshmallow Cream's new giant squished Peep for cigarette addicted pooh-sers (adult who still shits the bed, which he must have done every time he laid down after looking in the rearror {mirror that catches your ugly fat ass and face at the same time})? His death is coming up in a few days. Celebrate it wisely! Think I'm Vincent Gallo?

[@overtonchris]

Vampire Mongoose if you weren't trying so hard your unfunniness wouldn't be so pathetic.

[@senorfrog1896]

Looks like Chris Overton won a Pulitzer too!

[@corporatepawn7052]

Fuuuckkk yeeaahh the only podcast I care about. Thank you for another episode, moms

[@monumentsNmelodies]

Tom was on Stephen Colbert tonight, when it's posted lets show the Mommies how high and tight are jeans are by showing love in the comments.

[@MehOMy]

Dominick Sabatino Done! He had on fancy jeans!

[@SkeleMusic]

He was just on Desus and Mero too!

[@danm2084]

How high and tight are jeans are. Lol

[@jimrustles9607]

If there are no rainbows in the water why are all my frogs gay??

[@thegreatwhitesnark36]

Because they are eating each other's tadpoles?

[@Drew_2308]

holy shit, Mommy C! your chicken sound is off the fucking chain! AMAZE!

[@DDay529]

Dear Jeans, Canada's Worst Driver on Netflix. Give it a try.

[@a.b3748]

"the offer.. try it" hahah! christina!

[@NickMaddox0]

My girlfriend and I just broke up, I’m glad this podcast exists to make me fucking laugh a little bit 💜 feelin a lil down but my jeans are still high and tight 😎

[@LindsayWashburn]

That is the Chicken Show in Wayne Nebraska. The news clip was from the local news station in Sioux City, IA KMEG.

[@AnnaZombi]

Christina P needs to go on Rogen again!!! They are awesome to listen to together. or maybe the mommies do jre- dope.

[@maxtahija8675]

This is the only show I can poop to.

[@stephaniemcdowell1010]

When I look away from the video and just listen to them talk i get kinda tripped out because Rhodes sounds like Michael Douglas. lol

[@Only1Orinthal]

Anyone know who the twitch streamer is?

[@Michael94]

I hate when there’s a guest. Turns into a regular podcast. Not a ymh for the mommies podcast

[@stevenhooper4369]

me too. I just watch the bit before the guest. They introduce their guest as this remarkably funny comedian, then there's an hour or so of general chat about the entertainment industry in hollywood. Its a little interesting but not funny. Listen to the episodes 50 - 300 when it was just tom and tina making each other laugh with daft videos and clips and phone calls to toms parents and siblings. Find them on libsyn

[@sirhappy9315]

Great ending song!

[@FranzNevil]

If you don't know Tom Rhodes you don't know comedy! This man is a road legend...LEGEND

[@kidnapjesus]

Has any other guest ever been SO BRAGGY?!

[@aaronhires7353]

thank you mommies good episode need more!

[@lilpjotr]

Papa Jean ain't wrong. WORLD WIDE!

[@BassBully]

Jeans on jeans. Jeans

[@filibertogarciasi]

Tom Segura is not the master of accents. It's Johnny Pemberton now.

[@mankilaba]

Critics are useful to consumers. You find a critic who's tastes mirror yours and they can inform you about the product. That's all it is. No credentials needed.

[@thegreatwhitesnark36]

Critics are only useful in the negative. Everything positive they say is suspect.

[@thebeerguybrothaguy]

Spoken like a true critic.

[@asonunique3231]

aww man tommy buns would've loved to have seen you here in nz! i would've definitely got the homies to get a ticket and try it out

[@Woji52]

Yesssssss. Every fucking time.

[@Woji52]

Every time I need my mom and jean I suddenly get an alert that my jeans are about to be high and tight.

[@bostonrumble8997]

Now that it was proven Stevie Wonder can see, the blind jokes don't work anymore, but luckily the black jokes still do.

[@Sandshark17]

1:05:31 Love Christina's vulgarity behind Tom Rhodes lol

[@olivergraham5847]

I'm gonna need to know where Tom picked up that long sleeve shirt. Tom? TOM? Please tell me.

[@dr.stepdad8213]

I saw Tom pick it up the 'Tall and Bert' store.

[@Ian-ci8or]

Nice angry chick at the start , sounds Malay not Thai

[@thegreatwhitesnark36]

She makes all rice stiff.

[@Ian-ci8or]

On hearing her rant again, she sounds a lot more like from Singapore and perhaps yes a little on the spectrum.

[@invadazim4320]

She sounds Vietnamese

[@Ian-ci8or]

Yes I see it now , Vietnamese. I think your right

[@Blake_.Dryden]

I watched a whole painted wall dry during this interview. Bad jeans!

[@the_cheap_ones]

"Duck, duck, duck, Thai" Christina P.

[@nicksilver_music]

YMH #441 shouldve been titled "The Birth of R-Worded"

[@cb7pwn]

love this podcast so much , and Jeans, youre a babe!

[@bradenyoder4922]

I'm Peter Stain. I'll say whatever I fuckin' want.

[@Axerty]

"On March 18, 2017, Shining Path snipers killed three police officers in the Ene Apurimac Valley." So safe dude

[@buttdog1233]

A lot of these guests aren't necessarily bad, but it's just that the two mommies alone are SO good. This guy is cool though.

[@louielucifer7666]

im touched

[@stormmekikuo4497]

oh the "top 10" is so stupid to me too. every damn time i see a title like that in my head i add "to you ahole" to it.

[@itseb4i]

Just missed Tom in Sacramento. lol

[@jonathanr2107]

Theo von or Bobby Lee the slept kang please, i would prefer both.

[@thegreatwhitesnark36]

The only thing that has ever been interesting about Rhodes was him crawling through tunnels in Vietnam.

[@DevilsAvocado69]

Talks about edinburgh, does an english accent..... this guy is the most american version of cultured.

[@mikechecks5994]

Double pipe classic or Nah? So I was smoking a bowl on the bowl this morning, normal routine, and i broke into a coughing fit as I was about to go. between the flem and the redbull I drank, i ended up throwing up at the exact time i was releasing my bowels. I dont know what to call that but its the closest I've gotten to a natural double pipe classic....

[@michaelmattice4986]

It's called winning! #CarryOn

[@codygould4369]

High and tight indeed

[@Nathan8rr]

You're fucking disgusting. You probably threw up because you were smoking shit particles.

[@mikechecks5994]

Nathan Putnam obviously you can’t appreciate a special rare moment.

[@deadstellarengine]

me me me me me HEY LOOK, its try it out guy!, andddddd, me me me me me me me me, "try it out", "I lived in peru"........

[@JC-lc5fo]

They have to watch that reality show with Dr Drew