Bert Kreischer Is Upset - YMH Highlight

Bert Kreischer joins Tom Segura and Christina P to celebrate his new Netflix special "Hey Big Boy" only to reveal his wife LeeAnn has been losing weight, and he is NOT happy about it.
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[@raoulduke2625]

1:44 Tom recognizes Berts anxiety with his wife, and expertly inserts the little extra doubt to get the ball rolling....... with barely a word... a savage master

[@colemcwilliams95]

Toms that good friend who will always have his back. But if Bert messes up one day Tom knows what words to say to crush him

[@dougferguson6876]

@@colemcwilliams95 the best friends are always that way

[@thomasward1539]

tom is the low key funniest man ever

[@zubairdawd7837]

I dont get it

[@award89]

Do you feel kinda...hahaha savage

[@j.pocket]

When Christina goes "Okay Guys" with that mommy voice... "Don't you hate it when broads be like : "Oh I read a book..." 😂😂😂

[@bdixmusic]

like Marc Maron and "oh fellas..."

[@singhatar0912]

Hahaha seguras wife is hilarious

[@silence9372]

Jay †hə Pocket I was lookin for this comment

[@dumpchangepants]

Kristie C are you fat ? Or at the very least very fat ?? 🤷‍♂️

[@JustSumRando]

"Here's the deal, man"

[@giantblossom2349]

Bert: I’m afraid my wife is going to cheat on me Also Bert: I haven’t been to a dentist in 10 years

[@Josh-ks4lx]

Even if your teeth were falling out or few and far between that wouldn't justify a wife cheating on her husband? Like wtf?

[@whatthefuckiswater2055]

@@Josh-ks4lx would you want to come home every day to someone who doesn't take care of themselves simply because they just don't want to? While nothing justifies cheating, a lack of personal hygiene even when offered help after years of being married is definitely divorce worthy. I wouldn't want to kiss or fuck someone who had mouth rot

[@zachhall3299]

@@whatthefuckiswater2055 its not that deep im sure if it was a issue they would talk about it xD

[@sorryimsosad]

@@whatthefuckiswater2055 you sound like someone who would defend khalyla lol I love how all people w your opinion think sex isn’t too far of a step. If you’re gonna sleep w someone else just fuckin leave dude. Sex is awkward enough. Thrusting on eachother, making odd sounds, and being super vulnerable to get off. I barely like taking my shirt off if I’m not in front of my girl. It’s insane to me that if you love someone doing all of that is okay if they have bad teeth lol get out of here

[@wolu9456]

@@Josh-ks4lx dude how do u know your girl will.not cheat on you? positive

[@Bobby-br1vq]

“Maybe with a little bit of hard work, you won’t drink 2 gallons of koolaid a day?”

[@hardline5889]

Bobby 😭😂🤣

[@maclariviere3017]

He drinks it without sugar, he’s okay 🤣

[@jasondeliello2352]

I just fucking spit chocolate milk everywhere when I accidentally read this comment 😂😭

[@aadd11]

@@maclariviere3017 does he really? Gross lol

[@princeyayger7823]

W Beth

[@xforce687]

"Oh it's Joey Diaz calling." What a cliffhanger...

[@izzywebb1927]

tbf what we all want to know.. Y U CALLIN' DIAZ?

[@DEATH_TO_TYRANTS]

Diaz is still alive?

[@MattHawkesPurdy]

Florida Man at this point it’s been tested and proven that Diaz is immortal

[@CommieExiles]

6:05 When Segura asks "Is that the guy I saw stretching her out?" and Bert says "Yeah." his fucking face has me DYING

[@chrisripple2115]

She's sending you a day early out of town? Set the same day she has an appointment with their trainer? Nah nah I'm sure it's fine

[@andrewpeterson1698]

Bruhhh

[@robertfan332]

Hahaha. Her phone was off for 4 hours in the middle of the day too. No it's fine bro it's fine.

[@show_me_your_kitties]

😂😂😂

[@mitchellscheuermann8591]

Countdown to Bert’s divorce announcement.

[@anchorbubba]

Its like the new years ball dropping

[@uncleiroh4650]

1

[@jlrockafella]

Every comic gets a divorce for a reason, they are mentally unstable to begin with so it's just a matter of time until someone has enough. That's why it's so weird that Tom isn't divorced yet🤨 Note: I forget that Tom also married a crazy person.

[@milo8796]

His wife is attractive and I would spend $250 dollars on a dinner with her

[@Joemama-wz3je]

Berts burner^

[@veespa_]

Bert said he was “chewing” that statement over, proving that he’s so fat that he eats his own thoughts.

[@yomybutthurtzzz8051]

Your raciest

[@ryane6751]

Bert is the racist

[@georgeshibley9529]

Lmfao

[@AWAREDIAGRAM680]

@@yomybutthurtzzz8051 More like Fatist amirite

[@bobbythelostjuggalo3507]

@@ryane6751 no hes not hes an avid "dog lover" hes not racist anymore

[@mikebell7525]

Bert rated his wife a 6 on national television.

[@kailasmith7414]

Instant divorce

[@dougferguson6876]

She can appreciate the honesty or needs the negging.

[@malcolmaustin1247]

which is a little generous on his part. she's clearly a 4, but they live in LA which instantly lowers her score to a 2.5

[@mikebell7525]

@@malcolmaustin1247 ...that's more accurate. Also consider she doesn't put on make up and I've never got a good look of her back side. With a little make up and some sort of booty she could be a 5.5 , for me I love granny porn so she could possibly reach a 6.5....

[@CursedInEternity92]

Hes a comedian, are any of you acctually aware she lives with him and wont be suprised one day by some shit he says on here.

[@mikeneubauer2970]

I love how Bert yells and talks so fast like he thinks you’re gonna run away from him before he can finish his sentence 😂

[@show_me_your_kitties]

He knows

[@itsprimoonthebeat4489]

"He's a little darker than Latin." Tom Segura 2020

[@jas9239]

Primo Sinclair Bert said it

[@itsprimoonthebeat4489]

@@jas9239 6:16 is 100% the voice of Tom. Bert just says he's gorgeous.

[@schouvler25]

Bert doesn’t seem to know what are on air and off air conversations sometimes lol

[@alo4912]

I think he forgot there was a microphone and cameras infront of him and he was just talking to his friends

[@bradyuekert9067]

Hahaha for sure

[@filiporvik2782]

Isn't that the point of this podcast?

[@adamburdt8794]

Oh that personal trainer is working her out alright. Lots of hip thrusts

[@corbettdavis7058]

I’m

[@williambenedict4512]

Oh god.

[@SpaceAtomz]

@Steven Colon Nah he's scared asf about it

[@signisz]

With the way she talks to him it wouldn't surprise me if it's already happening. You can't be fat, stupid and have rotting teeth while also still expecting your lady to stay with you. You may be able to scoot by on one of those things but not all three lol

[@petertheoneandonly9752]

@@signisz in the words of tommy: you like your life?

[@quintonwinslow9354]

I like hearing the demons breaking out into laughter in the background.

[@shaboygin8861]

The beginning of the end Bert. Good luck.

[@lordsmokingmirror]

@TheyCallMe Doug personal trainer is just going to hit a couple times, who said anything about being a stepdad?

[@silvereagle90000]

@@lordsmokingmirror She doesn't know that

[@singhatar0912]

TheyCallMe Doug bruh his daughters are under eighteen chill

[@anchluss6615]

ITS OVA JACK- Joey Diaz

[@theylied1776]

I work with a woman who lost 30 lbs with diet and exercise and started wearing next to nothing at the office. When the bosses had a meeting with her on what was appropriate business attire, she claimed some women in the office were jealous of her and complained. She wasn't exactly wrong... but on the other hand, she started dressing like a stripper, so they had to say something.

[@Turk_2023]

I bet the dudes did not complain, it`s always the women

[@timothyhall4794]

@@Turk_2023 As I dude, I've definitely complained that my coworkers are dressed like sluts. It's awesome to look at and all but I gotta concentrate sometimes.

[@jimsterbitch2478]

@@timothyhall4794 fr because if you get with any of them they're just going to do it all over again even when their in a relationship

[@lexiiisaurus316]

This what I’ve always wanted to do if I lost weight. Just in general

[@hamiljohn]

Haters gotta hate

[@probarth9657]

13:23 “why aren’t you in love with old fat yuckmouth” 😂😂

[@McShane1996]

Bert: "I haven't been to the dentist in ten years **tells story about dentist visit** and that was 8 years ago" 😂

[@chipsthedog1]

Good catch

[@patrickoconnor3893]

“Isn’t it the worst, when, like, broads are like, ‘I READ A BOOK!!!” -Tom Segura SAVAGE!!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@ArizonaAkinTv]

Hahahahaha

[@Belenus3080]

Christine was legitimately perturbed by that one hahaha

[@BaseballA11Day]

I love when Bert mentions him getting his teeth fixed Christina’s all happy and Tom goes “Nooooo”🤣

[@jasonjohannsen7822]

kinda weird finding out Berts wife is cheating on him on a podcast

[@marleneg7794]

She is not.

[@oneinnamillion]

@@marleneg7794 shut up.

[@rayleeharris]

12:37 is so funny that Tom and Christina both agreed to motion intercourse with their hands. Some people are just made for each other.

[@boojoe1989]

Didn’t catch that until I saw this comment 😂🤣😂... ouch

[@johnnycaralta]

Not a professional comic so you won't let her on the stage? What's the excuse for Schaub?

[@nosferdanku3093]

I like

[@coreymineard]

This

[@clitorismold1760]

Alot

[@mr.wilson7270]

laughed to hard at this

[@KZ_MMA_]

YES

[@jamesl3426]

Bert needs to stop airing out his dirty laundry on the internet 😂

[@singhatar0912]

^

[@pts5217]

It’s all he’s got. He is not a naturally funny person. When he tries write a joke, it’s painfully cliche and predictable, so he resorts to oversharing and being too personal to get reactions.

[@alo4912]

@@pts5217 damn yo

[@finatticcomplexity4727]

@Kristie C or its the truth. bert admitted he didnt come up with the machine story and he rode that for years. now his stick is being fat, and over talkative.

[@shashankiyer5751]

@@finatticcomplexity4727 Joe helped him polish it I think

[@jamessinger1464]

Bert Is seriously like a 9 year old kid thats allowed to consume alcohol

[@nugs562]

Unfortunately this is true for to many ppl I always ask myself “aren’t you embarrassed for yourself “? PATHETIC Lol

[@ToastedLobster]

@@nugs562 You sound miserable lol

[@damnglo6531]

@@nugs562calm it down

[@allanjim3]

Bert is literally living through a ‘would you rather’ question! Haha!! 😂

[@jakobchill9996]

The person losing their shit in the background is the best thing in this video.

[@tombystander]

"they have spiritual conversations" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kingBenTheBadger]

It’s over

[@62.81]

That means they def banging

[@simonspeichert]

I watched Hey Big Boy and it wasn't as racist as I thought it would be!

[@lilcrackaddict]

Facts. He was just as fat as i was thinking though!

[@heshamsh761]

Yep it wasn't funny either (-_-) In fact it was kinda depressing a 50 year old trying to be a funny frat boy.

[@bingbongwingwong]

@@lilcrackaddict Wasn't as racist as I wanted it to be :(....

[@elvis316]

But you watched it? All of it? Netflix really wants me to watch this but haven't been shut in that long yet.

[@keelansquire]

@@heshamsh761 The last 30 minutes were a bit better but yeah the first half was actually painful to watch, I think he's trying too hard to be a comic. He just seems like a guy playing a comedian, rather than a naturally funny comedian; his schtick is too forced. Which is a shame because Secret Time was actually very good.

[@ryanalexander984]

Tooth pain is the worst most frustrating pain ever. I have come so close to trying to rip out my teeth with pliers.

[@chipsthedog1]

Totally the only thing that matches it for me is earache nothing worse than laying in bed unable to sleep with either one of those.

[@nathanfoster1853]

Man, I knew a guy who got a buddy to pull out one of his teeth with pliers. Not kidding, the dude got the wrong tooth, and made it that mush worse! I felt so bad for the guy

[@TheMikeMase]

Keep featherin it brother

[@Odin230]

LeAnn sounds like she works at Denny's or maybe a Shoney's.

[@mikeisthelunawolf]

It's so lovely the way Tom laughs at Bert's shit. There is true love there!

[@BRG13DEAN]

The quiet explosions of laughter in the background are my favorite

[@danielbreene4465]

Bert Kreischer has the blessing of an irishman because he said St.Paddy’s Day instead of Patty’s

[@OfficialFingazMC]

I hate when yanks do that!

[@robertnuttall3272]

100% agree

[@jeezuschryst]

They're pronounced the same in north america... How do you know which spelling he uses

[@getsbuckets]

Doesn't take much to get a blessing then does it. Someone should tell the English 😂

[@TeddyBremmer]

You mean leprechaun?

[@mackenziekarsonovich1073]

The pure joy in Tom’s eyes and Bert’s dead expression in the thumbnail is great.

[@bryanrose4850]

Hey Bert I’ll say a keep the black guy away prayer for you

[@sublimelove23]

I'm sure its too late

[@bryanrose20]

Bryan Rose same

[@singhatar0912]

Playlist Dealer 😂😂

[@danielbadder6902]

I really wanted to hear that Joey Diaz phone call at the end 😂

[@takwira]

Segura's wife is silly wet thinking about Kreischer's wife.

[@adamburdt8794]

She is hydroplaning in her seat

[@leathery420]

lol the best part of this comment to me is you don't use either of their names.

[@thelifeaquatica]

Has she browned?

[@anonimoosea.9423]

@@adamburdt8794 holy shit ive never heard that one before that's amazing

[@projectgraham414]

@@adamburdt8794 dude I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣💀☠️💀☠️

[@LXXIV666]

hearing everyone dying in the background makes it a million times better lmfaooo

[@andyzambrano2423]

I’m having a similar problem with my teeth, and dude, it’s so refreshing to know I’m not the only one who thinks “maybe I’ll die before I have to fix the problem.”

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

Oh, you read a book 😆

[@hardline5889]

BBC going Balls Deep when Bert is on the road!! 😭😂

[@BEEFSERPENT]

love the laughter from the back lol

[@niall790]

"I read a book" gets me every time 2:52

[@err_kk]

"I read a book!" lol

[@the35thsact77]

8:35 my man's in the back lost it at that one lol.

[@drewharry88]

I would've liked this more IF you let the Joey Diaz call air at the end.

[@ChakasCave]

Christina looks like she’s about to blast some Bohemian Rhapsody in her AMC Pacer.

[@yomybutthurtzzz8051]

Bert...im in constant pain Tom....oh just wait it out....lmfao

[@ifindyoubeautiful]

I just brushed my teeth, flossed and used mouthwash after listening to this, thank you

[@chineduogboh4594]

“A little darker than latin” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 HANDS DOWN ONE OF THE FUNNIEST PODCAST IN THE WORLD

[@taylorhay8160]

14:53 "oh its Joey Diaz calling" I love it!🤣 .. Its like they all live in a comedy land where every body chills and they all do podcast, smoke weed & drink. Idk why, but its just funny!

[@pablolovin9468]

Big fan Tom can’t wait to see what you got coming up 👍🏼

[@randommonkey6982]

now i feel sorry for a millionaire with a way better life than me hahaha

[@VIi726]

Bert just doesn’t want his wife on stage because she corrects him when he tells his over exaggerated stories

[@TimedRevolver]

Most of his stories, like The Machine, have been confirmed by other people who were there.

[@EdwardRubenacker1994]

"I'm in constant pain" Nadav cackles

[@harrymothowl8923]

Bert has kids who can listen to this let that sink in haha

[@ukmedthegreat]

that "eww" at 1.17 slaps so hard XD

[@rachelhighfill6754]

Bert talking about his wife got me going

[@DarkmacGG]

wish I could get my teeth fixed lol. You'll feel much better bert.

[@Yourmission9]

I’m like Bert with dentists too, every time they try and sell you on shit you don’t need, so I started going to a dentist in a lower income area of town, WAY less expensive, WAY better work, and my teeth have never felt better. I can get a fucking route canal for like a cup of coffee and a jolly rancher. Try that shit in affluent neighborhoods, “it’s going to be 4,000 dollars for this hydrogenated alkalized water cleaning” it’s insane

[@DavidWayneComedy]

"I read a book" Dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tommythirteen]

2:49 you know damn well Tom’s talking about the arm chair therapist sitting next to him

[@AL13NM]

Her head isn't all that trainer gettin Into!

[@joeyjoejoejr.shabadu8857]

His loyal inner circle of friends and family legitimately care about the clinical visits he can afford, including his hot wife?! Bert's doin' okay, guys.

[@gerardchampagne]

I thought I heard the trainers name was Miguel. I was like OK that’s it lol. 5:51

[@jeremyparker8098]

Killin it!

[@jarolgutierrez9529]

I purposely blast the episodes to hear nadav laugh lmao

[@camh1809]

Nadav is my favorite character in the saga

[@bradleyholdom9677]

I feel what Bert's going through lol. It's like people who quit smoking and then talk down too smokers as if they never used too smoke.

[@amusingkiwi1981]

Those people suck the worst! Telling ya how to stop smoking like you're not trying 😅

[@kamdhatt7648]

Bert acts like a good comic

[@HawkMoonIGOTIT]

2:48 "I read a book" lol

[@karleymurphy]

Oh bert as a fellow teeth grinder, I feel all of your pain. I'm only in my early 20s and it's already causing me issues and so much neck and head pain. I've tried everything and idk how to get it to stop

[@ArizonaAkinTv]

Omg right?? Let me ask y’all, cause Bert didn’t say, do y’all grind your teeth unconsciously throughout the day too? Not just when asleep? Man I grind mine so hard together it feels like I’m pushing everyone single one a little further outward when I notice it! But I won’t notice it for hours until I’ve worked myself into an entire like head / face-ache!!

[@ResidentRaccoon]

Aren't there mouth guards you can put in before you go to sleep?

[@matthewmcgrath8603]

That big boy keeps it high n tight. Stay hydrated blood gang mommies. Suwoo!

[@tinygrim_]

“I’m in constant pain on the left side of my mouth”😂😂😂😂

[@kevflanagan2500]

Wow is that Bert Kreischer? This is ground breaking stuff!!!...

[@simonmorgan6934]

Trainers in her head. He's more than that!

[@jordan3119]

120 ounces of kool aid a day and his teeth hurt? Hmmmm well there can’t be any connection.

[@eric2794]

I wonder if I’ll just die first 😂😂😂

[@blackmass5846]

Is it wierd that I know when Bert is hungover or twisted? 😂😂

[@andrewquigley8052]

Damn leeann loses 15 pounds and starts speaking strictly in inspirational quotes lmao

[@benbobjam3495]

Bert looks like he is swollen from eating foods he is allergic to all the time..

[@nickmccartan8128]

Bill Burrs routine about First ladies springs too mind.

[@drake8168]

🤣

[@sun6moon9]

"I read a book" hahahaha

[@carsonhamilton]

My God Christina looks so much better without the glasses.

[@smokinbonez420]

Bert's wife getting blacked by her trainer is just karma for all of his rampant racism

[@Caleb-zz8sg]

Jade Wukong wtf are you talking about

[@nickg2162]

@@Caleb-zz8sg I think it's an ongoing joke amongst some fans that Burt is both very fat and very racist. Not sure how/where it originated.

[@bobbyknuckles6380]

nick g Its from when YMH got submissions from people around the world where they teach their students to say “bert kreischer is fat” but some also taught them to say he was racist

[@davidpierce8942]

That's not karma that's dangerous where I'm from!

[@keelansquire]

Good to know, David.

[@partyguy9]

Lol love how the whole thing was interupted by Joe Diaz

[@TeamKronikGaming]

2022 this is still a banger 🎉😂

[@marycallahan2334]

Leann is going to outgrow Bert’s antics.

[@jacklazarus1930]

Good thing this clip ended tight when Joey called. Smh

[@ITNOJ1]

God damn bert! I went theought the same amount of tooth pain and getting it sorted out will be so much relife!

[@nestlefreak1]

At 1:07 when P is laughing while shes trying to talk it sounds hilarious.

[@brianmattingly3204]

Better start working on that Dalmatian wife, Bert. I sense a new hot stepdad in ila's and georgia's future. On the bright side, though, you can start hanging out with Ari openly again. Lol

[@johnwatkins9187]

First here love Tom Bert and Christina p

[@eyevan7398]

Quarantine has got you acting different.

[@johnwatkins9187]

Hahaha ikr

[@roboriffer3424]

(Joey Diaz calls at the end) Challenger approaches!

[@LAZER904]

Awesome dionic hat Bert!

[@SilkyJohnson7]

I'm totally Tom in this situation. Constantly backing up and instigating what my buddies significant others are bitching at them for, whether I think they're right or not, with the sole intent of pissing off my buddy lol

[@noahmcelwey2598]

It's a weird thing to lose weight, you fell better and you want to help other people but it's hard to tell them without coming off as rude

[@Ghost-n6c]

Because it'll always be rude😂. no fat person wants a fit person to give them pep talk, it makes them feel and look pathetic. The only time that shit is appropriate is when they come to you.

[@TheMikeMase]

Bc for the vast majority of out of shape people, they fucking know what they need to do. They just don’t have the motivation or energy to do it. It’s like telling a meth addict “hey just stop doing meth”. Like no shit, it seems a lot easier and simpler than it is

[@larsonfamilyhouse]

Totally recognized the trainer talk before they even mentioned it lmao

[@framingoj9978]

Im dead at 10.44 ...Lee ann is forsure in the studio