Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 527 w/ Gabriel Iglesias & J. Elvis Weinstein

TOM SEGURA, WRAP IT UP! We got a show to do! What’s smellier, a man’s beard or a man’s beanie? Is wearing PJ pants on a plane fly, or should it be punishable? What kind of intrusive thoughts are in our brains? These questions are all pondered, plus some Canadian road rage, Fed Smoker confronts an officer and more TikTok!
Gabriel Iglesias is a stand-up comedian and actor who sells out arenas all over the world and stars in/created the NETFLIX show “Mr. Iglesias.” What kind of intrusive thoughts run through the mind of a man who sells out The Staples Center? We hear about Gabriel’s bidet usage and show him our Gangbanger friends in Syria. Plus Gabriel tells us about his experience with a particular over-zealous fan, a story he’s never shared before his time on Your Mom’s House.
J. Elvis Weinstein is a comedian and actor and film maker who you know as Dr. Laurence Erhardt and the original puppeteer and voice of Tom Servo and Gypsy on Mystery Science Theater 3000. He currently can be seen co-starring in the film The Fiddling Horse. He also made the documentary starring Tom Segura, Chad Daniels and Pete Lee called "I Need To Kill." Today his gives us his insight on The Fed Smoker, who has a new helpful video for us. We learn what it was like to start doing comedy at 15 years old from J. Elvis Weinstein and we get to see more from Cool Guy Tony. SooWoo!
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[@JustSendItMason]

2:09:21 it breaks my heart when Gabriel says he’s never had that connection and friendship to anyone in the business cuz everyone was always trying to get ahead n on top of each other. Breaks my heart for gabe cuz he’s such a sweet guy and friendly and he deserves to have friends like Tom and Bert are in the business. I hope gabe finds his friend(s)!

[@grantstonex]

I'd like to take this opportunity to thank Todd for waiting to show Brent his dance video on 2 Bears, 1 Cave. That was the funniest shit I've seen in a long time. I was legit crying at work while watching. Thank you very much for making sure we got to see that special moment first hand. Glad your like 35 years of dancing finally paid off, Jean!

[@GasStationSushiiii]

I was WHEEZING like Bert and im 150 pounds 😂😂

[@RubbelisPro]

That was seriously the funniest thing I've ever seen. The Seagal outfit had me dead.

[@lelandsdad13]

The noises Bert made were otherworldly. It was the best thing I have seen all year.

[@kylep5506]

this shit killed me

[@SamG925xu]

Couldn’t have said it better. The world is a little better now

[@jakelaxer2127]

I was in a really sad mood and then Tom started talking about stuffing the flight attendant in the luggage compartment and now I'm so happy. Thanks Tom!

[@jonathanizquierdo3808]

I went to a Gabriel Iglesias show in miami it was amazing he had a clock in front of him showing him how long he had left do the show he picked up the clock after he was 10 minutes over time and disconnected it and stayed on stage for an extra hour. BEST comedy show ive ever been to.

[@skyestinson1255]

I love when I'm listening to an older episode and find the beginning of a legendary catch phrase..."I'm having chest pain!!"

[@momarkmoproblem]

'I can see why there would be turnover' about the fed smoker's dog is the hardest I have laughed in awhile.

[@taylurskye]

Tom's Manscaped ads are HILARIOUS !!! I legit spit out my tea LOL

[@thesmokinogre]

RIP TO THE HOMIES WHO FOUGHT ISIS THEY ALL GOT SHOT BY THE ENEMIGAS.

[@klau666]

TheSmokinOgre hahajhahhaha the enemigas i cant get over it

[@StonySoprano420]

i did a lil research no lie foo one of them is dead. enemigas got him. im being funny but for reals at the same time foo.

[@1992tkl]

Ive been automatically brought to this pod 3 times and i dont normally listen to it c ya jean

[@fayevalentina77]

tom laughing at old people falling really butters my biscuit

[@SunshineDreamGang]

I laughed uncontrollably along so hard and long with Tom during the life alert shit. I love YMH

[@andrewjamesnba2k11]

Saw Gabriel in Toyota center 2 years before he did the recording and Jesus Christ I haven’t laughed that hard in my life. Died on stories I knew word for word and the new stuff had us on the edge of our chairs, my favorite childhood comic and still going hard much love Gabe

[@a.foster199]

My intrusive thought is always driving into oncoming traffic. It’s nice.

[@flipsidemob807]

A. Foster I feel it

[@Guerrillablackdog]

I like that

[@realyoungin2729]

I think about turning into people who try to pass me on the road so they crash.

[@pantokage]

True, I always think of driving as fast as possible head on into a wall or off the road into a body of water lol

[@dcotter2962]

Yeldarb right. Or off an over-pass 🙃

[@eltoro4633]

was asleep and this podcast started playing and my dream was strange

[@GreatCdn59]

same!!! hah

[@The_handsomeElbow8]

Same lol

[@daisyshell12]

@@GreatCdn59 😮😮😮😮😮y your 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@daisyshell12]

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[@daisyshell12]

Uuu😊😊😅

[@damiendavenport8899]

1:38:22 Dude did Gabriel Iglesias just go all nerdy about cell phones then?!?! Hes completely right about those batteries.

[@whitestoneandy797]

💯

[@elderllama]

Big Jay Oakerson has been rocking handerpants for quite some time now.. what an innovator

[@adamcummings3953]

Did the LOS just find a new sponsor?

[@vanwilhelm613]

What is it with Pennsylvania, I feel like him and bam margera are lost gay brothers

[@adamcummings3953]

@@vanwilhelm613 big jay does it for a reason tho it is because I believe Dice Clay's always wore them and he was a big fan so he started wearing them. Rogan talked about it in his latest episode with Ari.

[@vanwilhelm613]

@@adamcummings3953 that's fair I guess, wears a sideways hat and shit too though

[@XenoTravis]

Lol the first thing I thought was Jay coming in again to Tom showing them the vid of Tina saying they look dumb

[@AHuntley]

My ears turned into a stethoscope during those echo clips

[@Bittamin]

Didnt wanna like this cause 66 is the best hockey player of all time but I was going to comment the same shit so blan

[@ObeyCamp]

I'm trying to imagine all the cool guys out there who read this comment and thought to themselves "telescope doesn't start with an 's'."

[@VENOM_kills]

I like how they definitely know it happened when they edited it, but they couldn't just re-record over the clips so they said fuck it and sent it out, with no mention of it because that'd be embarrassing, so here we are.

[@CaitlynAlice]

Tom taking that persons bag and throwing it down the plane isle is such a relatable move.

[@Dave-h4r]

Oh man, i forgot how great this show used to be. Bring this Tom back.

[@MissSavannahMusic]

This episode made me laugh so hard. Tom laughing at the I’m falling and I can’t get up commercials or Christine with her Would You Rathers 😅

[@jakrispy3418]

Bert got a tan! Probably from that sick burn Tom gave him from the dance video!🤣

[@Cincystone]

You know, this podcast has opened my eyes to how cool and real comedians are. For example, I wasn’t a big fan of Dane Cook or Fluffy, but hearing them here has made me feel like the asshole I am in judging comedian’s worth as people based on my dumb opinions on their acts. God bless Fluffy!

[@Nayo68]

And if you include your opinions about the people in your everyday life ... I think it would increment your assholeness a great deal.

[@sohambubka05]

You can tell from this podcast Gabe is genuinely a sweet guy...bless his heart

[@pason1art6move]

Rip 😢❤

[@ericz709]

@@pason1art6movehe isn’t dead you fucktard

[@kainoa_written]

In tears with just Todd Subaru and Chrissy P. Shit! Best episode in a bit. Probably in the last 100.

[@VeniVizzleVici]

LOL. Christina's laughter coupled with her enthusiasm to say her "would you rather's" had me laughing harder than I have a loooooong time4

[@andohish27]

I was so damn close to pissing myself at Tom's reaction to the Life Alert commercial

[@amandaandbug4914]

I had tears running down my cheeks. At one point they couldn't talk or anything, they were just laughing so hard and it killed me

[@andohish27]

@@amandaandbug4914 i was in my car and about to stop somewhere to go to the restroom and im hearing this and was laughing so hard i LITERALLY almost wet myself idk how I didn't

[@brandonshaul9944]

I'm having chest pain🤣🤣🤣

[@StarHarvestOfficial]

The echo on all the clips makes me feel like I'm listening to Big Brother

[@the_cheap_ones]

Why did they do that? I had to listen to it on 2 devices to make sure it wasnt me

[@rgtmattressman]

@@the_cheap_ones im sure it was just an audio snafu

[@Adonis-zu2no]

Just get one of ur ears out of ur headphones/headset. It works fine on just one ear :)

[@kevinkoger5749]

Oh okay so... I wasn’t going to trash my new earbuds.

[@HB-ps6rn]

the chest pain echo was pretty trippy

[@ssil90]

T SHIRT PLEASE!! Of the last time Tom says “IM HAVING CHEST PAIN”

[@swoop8047]

Antwerp represent. :) we love good comedians here, and Gabriel is so kind to boot. Much love

[@andrewkupres4314]

I'm literally buying manscaped because of this ad! LOL the mommies are hilarious. That ad was awesome.

[@virus56777]

The helicopter lady is suing the emt’s and county for two million dollars. 🤣😂🤣☃️☃️. 🚁

[@Typhoidlazzy]

Top Dog will be turning his Handerpants inside out just to get a few more days of use out of them before washing.

[@Colt-Forty5]

1:10:10 Out of all the performances this man could have mentioned at Staples Center, he throws out Pink. LMAO

[@kellietaylor9913]

Bc she probably throws a great concert

[@manuelpesqueira1894]

I love how Tom calls Gabe "Brother" just before he shows him the chollos in Syria. I just find it heartwarming :)

[@amandaandbug4914]

I feel like their relationship is just chemistry in action. It's really interesting to watch how their brains are just able to bounce ideas off of the other constantly

[@samanthagohl9919]

This episode made me have CHEST PAINS

[@words_on_a_screen]

ADD MI ONDA GRUM!

[@jonrmartin]

We see through your fake profile, Burnt Crystals, stop drinking a gallon of kool-aid everyday and bathing in your pool and maybe you won't have CHEST PAINS.

[@IVIadCowDisease2]

3 hour episode? I just turned into a telescope.

[@HarryBawlss]

My baaaaby

[@carrotbailey]

Same

[@zjegauoebatozi]

The Irishman influence

[@OrgBorg]

Bear down

[@eurotriper]

….. wife's a cunt

[@smokefilled]

The laughs we had when that lifecall commercial came out when I was young. I’ve fallen. And I can’t get up.

[@Le_Petomane]

It is LifeAlert you R word.

[@dawnykz7452]

Never gets old.EVER

[@Melon-Lord]

"You know what I like about watching you I just feel joy" such a true quote Christina

[@reverance3289]

I spent entirely too long laughing at “I’m having chest pain” 😂😂

[@200587sn]

This video is getting me through the holidays. Crying laughing at Tom's intrusive thoughts. Thanks jeans!

[@rogersockwell]

Love when he talks about snapping necks.

[@PsyKickDk]

"Ever had that impulse, to like, hit a dog?" Suddenly that severed dog head behind them makes absolute sense

[@haydens4449]

Tom’s Bert impression is sooo funny

[@lwilting6038]

I loved when Christene went full Burt Crystals on her 'would you rather'

[@brmblazer]

The I’m having chest pain guy sounds exactly like Jeff Ross to me

[@MadeGreatCanadianMedia]

Christina laughing during hee second wyr killed me

[@joycacdep]

Was just talking about intrusive thoughts! When motorcycles pass im just like.. i could so easily kill them with a boop.

[@devindailey598]

Hell yeah joy I'm not the only one

[@jonrmartin]

Nothing intrusive about that. It will thin out the herd and inspire other bikers to work harder so they can afford a car like a decent human being.

[@guillermo218883]

@@jonrmartin or u know, it has nothing to do with being broke and more just preferring to be on a motorcycle?

[@thomasambers9977]

“Pretty good day and I just finished swimming” I’m fluent in Tik Tok

[@beazyb]

I think he's deaf not full tik tok though

[@LRBScarecrow]

I heard "This is Christian..." instead of "Pretty good day"

[@jondwyer9323]

LRBScarecrow this is josh

[@LRBScarecrow]

@@jondwyer9323 I don't hear "josh" in that at all....😂😂

[@Sickwithit355]

Gay

[@brandonshaul9944]

When he said "I'm having chest pain" I just started dying laughing and crying and everyone at work is looking at me very strangely

[@bsauced]

KZbin keeps auto playing YMH episodes from 4 years ago. Can’t complain 😊

[@BranceCrantly]

Blueban. Turn on dark mode for youtube. You're blowing our eyes out here, buddy. What year are you living in?

[@ObeyCamp]

Thomas Hughes Damn, all these plebs with their weird-ass bright white daytime mode apps. I bet he hangs the toilet paper so the flap is on the inside against the wall, too, like a total cretin and psychopath.

[@BranceCrantly]

@@ObeyCamp If I go to someone's house and the toilet paper is like that, I take it off the holder and throw the whole thing in the garbage out of principle. Goddamn savages.

[@mickeysquintz9650]

@Thomas Hughes: Hey buddy, my name is Paul Timothy Hughes! I wonder if we are distantly related.

[@joelav91]

Bert's reaction laugh sounded like a massive balloon having its valve squeezed closed to make that obnoxious squeeeeeeeeel sound for a minute straight

[@richardcharles7692]

That episode of futurama when bender was human......

[@surgicalscope00]

I'm confused in my feeling yes we get 3 and half hours of content why not make it an even 4 and give us our intro song

[@sagebrush618]

They’re nothing but cock teases

[@TroublemakerCYC]

Christina reacting to her own Would You Rather reminded me of Burnt Chrysler wheezing at Tom's jokes.

[@Superhot320]

omg i dont know whats funnier, Tom laughing at the lifecall commercial or the actual commercial

[@sarajanemorano-ackerman7824]

I think RPC is saying " OHH.. AGAIN... OOOOHHHH" because it seems like he... creamed...twice. LOL

[@nate.draws.things]

That is 100% what he's saying. Not sure how they don't hear it right away.

[@sarajanemorano-ackerman7824]

Right!? I heard it the first time they played the video lol

[@supernovamimosa]

Nate Hladki it’s cause they’re retarded

[@johnniehelton7374]

I hear him saying “oh oh get off oh ohhhh”

[@angelmaninc]

that gangbangers part legit got me in tears

[@ABCDoris]

angelmaninc I read that the FBI was trying to investigate those two gangbangers in Syria, and they got killed. Fighting I assume, I don’t mean they got killed by the Feds.

[@bigscrap84]

My whole 35 years of life I hid the fact I thought I was crazy. Hearing them say they had intrusive thoughts was a huge relief. I hid that forever lol I always wondered if I was the only one.

[@bigscrap84]

@Sesquipedalian I'm not even trolling. I swear to god I really felt bad my whole life lol

[@booognish]

jeff m you should give in to them at least one though

[@gabrielaperez6552]

Totally normal! You're good jean!

[@IloveGorgeousGeorge]

Same, I'd be curious to know why so many of us have those thoughts, but I used to feel ashamed when someone would have me hold their baby and I would think "Man, I could just punt this baby right now"

[@gabrielaperez6552]

@@IloveGorgeousGeorge www.google.com/amp/s/www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/am-i-normal/201110/intrusive-thoughts-normal-or-not%3famp

[@Lidia_Es]

Tom needs to watch these and remember the reason why we love him

[@user-sv9xj1zz2i]

Idk what you guys talk about but I love this podcast so much, it helps me sleep

[@jakesolver4359]

I loved Christina doing a spot on impression of Bert laughing

[@Meatball29743]

Time stamp for Gods sale

[@JeEnYuS504]

Find someone who laughs at your jokes the way Christina laughs at her own "Starbucks would you rather"

[@deuces_shoeless]

Hardest I've ever heard her laugh ever

[@hombretropical3028]

She was so into her idea haha. The original one is hilarious enough.

[@carsonottocullen1542]

Or find a girl that will laugh as hard as Christina laughs at her own farts , I think on Pete Holmes episode... that’s wife for life right there!

[@zacharywilliams9708]

"Can we move on"

[@timbrawdy2249]

Toms genuine laugh is so great lol

[@CIRCLEOFTONE]

2:20

[@splee3]

@@CIRCLEOFTONE😢😢 re this this try to😮 to rer to😢r to😢 to r r to e😢 i try😮 at😢😮 to try r😢 to e e r e😮r r r r r i to re

[@Abletoth]

I had no idea how much I loved Christina until this episode. Middle of the heart attack story "So the guy pulls through", Christina in the back-ground "Bleeehh". Lmao im dead

[@amandaandbug4914]

omg I couldn't breathe. I was literally crying at Tom's reaction to "I'm having chest pain!"

[@quickst88tus]

Still at the beginning of the episode but I felt like I had to take a moment on this Thanksgiving evening to just let the two of you know how much I Love and adore you, you little psychopaths. Thanks for the laughs. The world is brighter with you in it. Happy holidays. 👍

[@Oldnoname]

I love that they always get Christina drinking water on camera.

[@kennyg1269]

This aint theo quan

[@HoboSammiches]

no name Its because Tom barely hydrates and they need to highlight it

[@reptiler12]

She never drinks any.... i mean, Zuckerberg is better at drinking water than she is ....

[@ihavesoul4real]

no name Never noticed.

[@SurlyMontanan]

Her brand choice is suspect though.

[@glassboxfish]

Gabriel: starts to get invested in the grilled cheese topic Tom: look at this fat guy eat chicken

[@GeneralUlyssesGrant]

I feel like every time the conversation was taking off they would ask him such a random question that shifted the entire conversation

[@Sm-nc1fh]

oppopppo oh

[@corybergeronrecordings]

😮😮😮😮 Ooooh Oiooooo😮o😮😮😮😮oooõooooooo

[@drmojo5439]

"You can fall out of bed, dead-ass." Best line out of the whole episode

[@iforgetmygoogleaccount5560]

i have only been watching YMH clips and highlights lately and came back to this episode to catch up on full pods... I am SOOOO disappointed that I missed your Auckland show Tom.

[@Mr_Jish]

I hope after this episode, Fluffy updates the six levels of fatness to include the coveted 7th level: Bert.

[@bobwarfield3621]

Bert's actually lost a lot of weight

[@mexikunt]

@Ticklemehomo Poor Leann.

[@mexikunt]

@@bobwarfield3621 Do you think he has to lift his fupa to get his pecker munched on?

[@PageShearling]

Oh my god 😆

[@a.k.4o]

YMH should rebrand the handerpants as clap softeners and sell them

[@a.k.4o]

@Tim Jacuzzi 👍

[@alexakimov]

I love how Tom has so much joy when Fluffy talks about his psycho ways.

[@LuckyNumberNineBand]

J. Elvis Weinstein has a great voice. Love listening to his voice.

[@TendoTheDude]

3:19:02 boy I've never seen Crystal laugh that hard. It's reminiscent of the time Tom first saw the 'lung infection as an instrument' title

[@nightbeats5692]

Lmao I couldn't even understand her

[@djrt8179]

"I'm jewish and we do jewy things" - new tshirt?

[@haymaker710]

I'll take two

[@OrochimarusPanties]

I’d buy it!!!

[@FeignRaven]

When you actually call Life Alert: "Hello this is Life Alert, please hold."

[@oh033]

"FUCK."

[@jihyunhong3893]

Free Sue Wu t shirts for everyone who had to suffer through the echo

[@CharlieEvansBristol]

Thank God I wasn't the only person who heard that.

[@rayholliday5134]

I'm so happy and can't stop laughing and currently in tears to find the source of the "im having chest pains" sound drop🤣🤣

[@erdemmemisyazici3950]

1:18:00 You don't hate meetings. You hate formality meetings. It's a very common unfortunate occurance where a meeting takes place just to make everybody feel like they are contributing but the meeting's purpose was already decided a week before and you are simply in a room to make it seem like a thought is forming in a collaborative environment. It's painful and when something substantial occurs everybody is fucking surprised.

[@user-gl1ls1jx3h]

Not gonna lie, making your dreads into drug stashes is brilliant

[@supernovamimosa]

Tim what else are they for?

[@C.A.D.]

The zipper being included was a game changer

[@005connect9]

Official C.A.D. Agreed I have two stash dreads but never had a zipper that’s fucking genius

[@damonfyfe5828]

That's where I hide my benadryl

[@1sadsexually2sadsexually54]

Liar

[@BigStevie]

New Three Amigos Tour: Tom Segura, Joey Diaz, Gabriel Iglesias!

[@lancegoodthrust546]

Tattoo-clownface guy always makes me feel better about myself.

[@boofert.washington2499]

100%

[@clintonleonard5187]

Hubris is a bad look.

[@BigDaddyLongStockings]

I woke up at 4:59am 8/25/2023 from a dead sleep to turn this podcast off.

[@skeletonpenis]

WTF, I literally just did the samething 4:59am, 4/8/2024

[@danny2271]

This is my favorite Christina episode ever. She's so silly and I fucking love her.

[@TheReadingVagabond]

Tom calming shutting Christina down “it’s a numbers thing” hahahaha

[@Leviajohnson]

what a golden episode for comedy nerds. We got everything: Fluffy, some Arj Barker stuff, Tom Servo, and a bunch of comedy stories

[@glenncolin7038]

Cops like I dont need that much gas lol

[@Jakem763]

Gabriel is the most genuine dude on the planet

[@jcalzada7]

Love the 3 hour show! Great job guys! 👏🏽

[@joshualittle4925]

Gabriel's story made the southern that doesn't exist come out of Christina "Oh My Gawd"

[@SCMM26]

This is officially my favorite episode of YMH. I have never laughed so hard. Tom is fucking hilarious. Fluffy was the cherry on top! Christina is the tits too. You guys make my day!

[@briannaluciano2023]

ok good job 😅😅😅😅😅

[@briannaluciano2023]

ok

[@briannaluciano2023]

ok

[@derekm6200]

i like tits

[@anonymoustree2182]

I love watching these old episodes and seeing how far Tom has come.

[@moistywaterbottle6753]

48:00 I gotta leave this comment so I can show EVERYBODY THIS GOLD. lol

[@jynx2501]

I love how much Christina loses her shit during the "would you rather" game.

[@rudeethethird9664]

"I'm having chest pains" he said like he was calling a first down in a football game

[@fullyflared27]

"Work no rec!" and "Get ALLLLLLLLL!"

[@tbasteve9829]

Mommy Jeans turned into Bert during Would you rather.

[@andersonorsburn8223]

The state trooper - I cannot believe he kept a straight face throughout that entire conversation. what a hoot.

[@kylaobrien4696]

The starbucks part had me cryinggggg lol