Ep. 88 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Anthony Jeselnik

[@guyledouche6039]

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[@geehs100]

Felt like more than 6 ads

[@guyledouche6039]

@@geehs100 well each ad read has 2 sponsored products typically so yeah it is more than 6. I only posted 4 timestamps regarding in video ad reads tho so I'm not sure how you math lmao... if you're including YT ads then yes it's way more than 6 but that's not what these are for. You'll hafta do another trick, get an ad blocking app or just pay for YT Premium to eradicate those ads. So I'm not sure what you're getting at or just hyperbolozing for fun but there ya go. Have a good one

[@jakepayette3246]

Thanks guy. I liked you in that Bruce Lee TV show where regular people compete in the Olympics

[@murderburger1811]

Ur my hero

[@chunweebie6853]

God thank you!!

[@nicolewyatt8601]

“Weird choice for a best friend” I fuckin lost it lmaooooo

[@Official_KC]

It's pretty funny to think about it, but honestly it works out that way a lot! My best friend has some sort of weird Bert mannerisms growing up, and I was more reserved (relative to him, not most people). Listened to the weird rants. The insane ideas. The appeal is that it's hilarious, but at the same time you know they're a caring person. It's definitely an opposite attract friendship. I'm sure I'm not the only one

[@penniewyatt9391]

Just started watching this podcast again when Burnt left or when there was a guest.

[@Tacit_Tern]

@@penniewyatt9391 Same. Bert ruins the show for me. Sometimes I feel like Tom Talks is what 2B1C could've been.

[@xDanman09x]

He's a pet, not a best friend.

[@moldyonionz]

Ikr lmfao

[@Givens94]

No one can make Jeselnik laugh out loud at the beginning of the podcast except a Tom, serial killers think alike.

[@alexgreen98]

“You keep their toes in jars, that’s nuts” 😂🤣🤣

[@summerbaby21]

Facts

[@jlacero]

Nosotros papaya.

[@troublemaker3377]

Anthony doesn't even laugh on his own podcast.

[@jessebrown1116]

Well he has never been on LOS that's the funniest podcast going.

[@deemedmfg]

it took me the whole episode to finally realize that Jeselnik sounds exactly like how Arnold Schwarzenegger would sound if he spoke proper english

[@8thlvlMage]

This fuckin killed me. I hear exactly what you mean lol!

[@goudyfivecoats3789]

Lmao 🤣 you are so right!

[@iJakeVEVO]

Wow that’s actually spot on😂😂

[@Ravishrex1]

Convinced me

[@vaclavtomala]

Exactly what hit me on his first sentence. Arnie vibe.

[@ryanbecker3757]

"I'm legitimately jealous how low your bar is" brilliant

[@Blackkeys12]

If you think that’s a brilliant statement, I’m actually legitimately jealous at how low your bar is.

[@WKRP187]

I've got news for Jeselnik... Just because he says what are "shocking" bits to some (comedy rookies)doesn't mean his standup is at a higher level then Tims!

[@jommywop]

@@WKRP187 It's called busting your buddies balls ffs...

[@WKRP187]

@@jommywop ., I know WTF it is, maybe I'm just busting Jeselnik balls.. Now follow Proto and get to Gs Instagram and let's find those bodies!!

[@davidphillips9726]

Thinking that simple low bar line is brilliant is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.

[@lou.geemusic]

This is the happiest I've seen Jeselnik on a podcast

[@LocChicago5]

Anthony is like hmmmm Tom would dig the hole if I had a body...... I like this guy 👦 hahahahaha

[@warc8us]

Damn big ups for Anthony pointing out the truth on the McD's coffee case. That lady's skin melted the coffee was so hot. McD's knew they had an issue with it but decided that the potential profits from selling overly hot coffee outweighed the potential loss if found liable in a few individual cases per year. That's why she got the big judgement. The deal w/ the hot coffee is two fold: 1. They assumed people would wait until they drove home before drinking coffee, and didn't want people complaining it was lukewarm. and 2. Studies had shown that people think hotter coffee tastes better...stale coffee is masked at hotter temps.

[@okeefe757]

I was about to post a similar respect to him for doing that.

[@experssion123]

Another part was for people who drank the coffee in the restaurant, they figured since people would wait longer for it to cool down then they would be given less refills

[@daytonjason]

another big point about this lawsuit was the lady was old, and where the burns occurred on her body perty sure she had the coffee between her legs....yeah it was gruesome.

[@magisterrleth3129]

You see, I try to bring that point up to my family, but those bunch of dumb motherfuckers always just go, "she sued over hot coffee! Of course it's hot, this damn sue culture is ruining this country!" These are people who think the class action lawsuits against Roundup were also frivolous. "It's poison, of course it's not good for you." Sometimes, I have hope for the future. And then I talk to my family.

[@ryanwalker8843]

Damn they must of been serving it literally boiling. I've never heard of this case.

[@loungewear13]

Sad Bert died overseas. His memory lives on though.

[@OlinKreutzRules]

Dogs around the globe can finally exhale.

[@kylekellier1620]

I heard he took a shit on the plane that was so bad other crew members overthrew the plane and crashed it

[@dustinwhiteside]

It’s not like it was a surprise, he was so fat, and drank SO much kool-aid

[@Nword-Scissorhands]

It was swift justice as Tim J Dillon would say

[@BrokenGodEnt]

who's Bert?

[@benjaminboyer1063]

“Back in the Chris D’Elia days”. Lol

[@UnofficialLesTwins]

I love Nadav’s laugh 😂

[@Kwestdaroc4]

You’ll love it more once Tim does his chiropractor session on him 😂

[@3d3f3ct3]

I used to, now it’s getting distracting.

[@1andonlyhoncho]

Chuckle-f’ers fo’ life.

[@shogunloophole8816]

Nadav is the worst part of the show ...wtf

[@ethanhansford8973]

Been watching les twins forever now never thought y’all fuck with Tom segura 😂🙌🏽🙌🏽💙

[@LeaveAhNah]

If Nadav got paid to laugh, that Sandusky joke would have cleared his gambling debt

[@anthonymiller934]

This is a beautiful comment

[@oBuLLzEyEo1013]

PFFFT he doesn't get paid per laugh, couldn't prove it by me...

[@ND-xm5wn]

Nadav needs to be in a soundproof room

[@oBuLLzEyEo1013]

@@ND-xm5wn That was the plan at first remember, but the mommies spoke and soundproof it never became...

[@Gqgeorge1453]

I mean he doesn’t get paid to laugh per say, but he’s definitely potted up whenever he does laugh

[@trevornienhuis2769]

this is one of the only pods that I've seen Anthony on that it seems like he is genuinely enjoying himself

[@cavemanvi]

wonder how he feels about scientist lying today. that elitist "act" bleeding through to his real life

[@davidphillips9726]

The thought of Anthony Jeselnik enjoying himself while knowing deep down he's really a telentless hack is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.

[@1ManNamedDan]

@@davidphillips9726 I'm confused. So is it the thought that he's enjoying himself that's funny or is it that he's 'telentless' hack that's funny?

[@Gary-And-His-Demons]

@@davidphillips9726 you've literally gone down to every comment and insulted Anthony Jeselnik. Get a life. One that has nothing to do with Anthony Jeselnik.

[@davidsdancepodcast2010]

"I love walking people into misinformation" - Tommy Bunz 2021. Defo gonna use this instead of "I love lying"

[@XenoTravis]

Reminds me of Tom Dillon's fake buisness. That bit is so good

[@TheDrakenZ]

I think getting a smile out of Anthony is as good as a laugh from a normal person

[@davidphillips9726]

A normal laugh from a normal person is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.

[@billbob9944]

@@davidphillips9726 Dave Anthony morning routine funnier than you could ever be

[@SHAD_MY_PANTS]

​@@davidphillips9726 burn! You need some Neosporin I got a connection

[@jonf2188]

Sandusky out of left field had me dying. Master of his craft. The dead pan. Is magnificent

[@Greatlakeskyle.]

There’s people that hate the laughs from the booth?! Tf is wrong with y’all it totally amps the show up

[@nathanmiller9918]

They're probably Big Jay fans, here to s on Anthony.

[@bajsmongo2000]

I love the laughs from the control booth! makes the silence after a rly good joke so much better.

[@tylerwatkins6641]

I have small episodes of anxiety when I realize that one day, blueban will not be back there to hear laugh anymore.

[@Ottophil]

Its very unprofessional. They can mute it, they don’t.

[@CoryHatfield]

@@Ottophil They can't mute it. It comes through the other mics, not their own.

[@bracejuice7955]

If you want a taste of Tom impersonating Chris Rock, just listen to any episode where there’s a black guest

[@LuridRequiem]

Code switching keeps your jeans high and tight.

[@nottelling5381]

@@AgendaInMind hey guy, what?

[@ExistentialBordem]

@@AgendaInMind @FBI You guys might wanna just check up on this guy.

[@tapiture3720]

He makes fun of Seagal for it but he does it himself

[@LivingBreathing]

I feel like I know so much now, but also know nothing? What the fuck just happened in these comments lol

[@ZChoate]

"it wasn't like other fraternities" *Describes every fraternity.

[@Dirtbiker463]

Every fraternity: “we’re not like other fraternities”

[@victoriaarmstong322]

Lol I’m not like other girls 😂😂

[@sailguns9332]

You probably weren’t in a fraternity

[@Ix7VickxI]

He means that they were just going to bars all the time instead of hosting tonnes of frat parties like colleges that have no external night life off campus.

[@ZChoate]

@@sailguns9332 You probably were.

[@jenniferpowell5889]

So glad that Jeselnik knew about the Hot Coffee lawsuit. I saw the documentary and he’s spot on telling Tom the basics on why it wasn’t a ridiculous lawsuit.

[@red6743]

I LOVED how Jeselnik didn't give Bobby an inch. The dead air was hilarious!

[@Alucard373]

Same here! I like Bobby, but the dude lives in an echo chamber surrounded by Yes Men. Any situation where he gets some real life honesty cracks me up.

[@millardfilmore1403]

@@Alucard373 Bobby who? Lee?

[@dondraper2344]

@@millardfilmore1403 * Bobby Hu Lee

[@millardfilmore1403]

@@dondraper2344 hahahah

[@juiceboxbzrk]

@@Alucard373 seeing Bobby Lee not get babied is genuinely a beautiful sight. Seeing that Anthony is the one doing it, that's a sight worth both balls.

[@austinsmith2808]

“Because of the hating Jews thing” hahahaha

[@utubedestroysmytime]

The guy dying in the back made it even better

[@TEAMGETHELP]

@National Socialism ahahahhahahahahha

[@austinsmith2808]

@@utubedestroysmytime that’s nadav the anti Semitic Jew that was laughing

[@AlainDee]

I really wish Tom would read more ads during the pod.

[@vincenthucknall7175]

Every 5 damn minutes

[@keithbarlow9701]

Yeah it has become obnoxious af

[@mattlucas6440]

YMH is cashing out lol

[@arunsinghthegdb]

You can always pay for membership

[@redsoxrox123456789]

@@arunsinghthegdb ya 10 dollars a month for a hour a week of content and then another 5 dollars for YMH. Tommy boy making bank.

[@Dopestsoldier01]

I love hearing the booth laugh. It's like a natural laugh track and it enhances my own laughs.

[@wyattrussell7496]

Yea, he got it from Desus and Mero

[@drmojo5439]

Yeah, same here and I never really considered whether it had that effect on others as it does myself. It's the same guy that is in the control room laughing his ass off on Your Mom's House and it always adds to the comedic content to hear him laughing in the background there too

[@TontoEpstein]

Give me a break. The hyena's fake laughing enhances nothing, it ruins everything. He's an Ed McMahon wannabe, the difference being McMahon's fake laughter wasn't intrusive.

[@zgiW]

The genuine moment of sadness from Tom when he says he never scored a touchdown hurts a man.

[@victoriahowson6280]

Always excited to see Anthony on anything but getting to see him hang out with Tom????? So happy!!!!!!!! Amazing episode!

[@SatanSupimpa]

Tom you should get a hair unit to when Bert comes back, and act like everything is totally normal.

[@errk8093]

This would be a fuckin great bit

[@Danaa.k1103]

Tom is the first person I’ve ever seen Anthony not treat like the most ignorant person on the planet. 😂

[@Betty-Boop809]

@@Danaa.k1103 he was great w/ Santino on Whiskey Ginger.

[@WKRP187]

Jeselnik has laughed more in the first 10 minutes of this pod then he's laughed at every other podcast and special he's been on combined! Kinda creepy!

[@LorSTApunk07]

He straight up stared through Bobby Lee on tigerbelly.

[@Thekoolaidchamp]

@@LorSTApunk07 he can feel the desperate need to be liked coming off Bobby and resents it

[@gmaccormack420]

He feels on par with Tim. Not even close. Didn’t follow proto

[@newsrapper]

@@LorSTApunk07 I wish he would start reading and stop trying to cancel other comics. Ironic help this episode started with him talking how bad cancel culture is after trying to screw over other comics

[@666slateran666]

@@newsrapper he's a salty LA comedian. They always stab each other in the back

[@charlesstarnes713]

I fuckin love Jeselnik! He's freaking hilarious! His dark humor us the best. He and Tom are a couple of my top 5 favorite comedians.

[@rayparibello]

Tom: these people need to just stay in their country man. Me: laughs exactly like Nadav did

[@andrewcampbell9mm]

People say Stanley Kubrick filmed the moon landing but he was such a perfectionist he had it filmed on location lol

[@Stbuster31]

In a studio

[@andrewcampbell9mm]

@@Stbuster31 on the moon

[@TimTheImpaler]

@@andrewcampbell9mm it's like the last star wars. They went to Tunisia and filmed desert scenes in front of a green screen

[@Stbuster31]

@@andrewcampbell9mm there's so much evidence it was in a big studio it's laughable. I don't even care if you believe they got to the moon. It's just a joke to me

[@Deathexia00]

See 51:07

[@tombystander]

I rewatch him roasting Christina p once a week when she tried showing him her tocks. And Anthony says "I'm not laughing at what u think I'm laughing at" 😂. One of my fav ymh moments

[@legendaryx590motherboard6]

If i wanted to see that where would I look? Keep featherin it brother

[@DanielleVianello]

Where can I see that?

[@ythan5245]

@@legendaryx590motherboard6 ymh episode with Anthony jeselnik

[@lordblackfyre4670]

@@ythan5245 ppl prolly want the time stamps

[@chimchimchow]

You can tell Anthony likes Tom, idk about Tina though, and I agree.

[@pink420mom9]

Totally woke up with a case of the Mondays so no better way to start my day than watch 2 Bears 🤣🤣 love the show keep em high and tight

[@danb4811]

"I believe you'd get your ass kicked for saying somethin like 'at man".

[@Hjaelteomslag]

@@danb4811 F*ckin' A, man!

[@joshfalls]

Thats regoddamned ridiculous, who says that....

[@EJacobsBeats]

@@Hjaelteomslag How many bits of flare you boys got on today? I'm seeing the bare minimum

[@nickwilson2872]

@@EJacobsBeats what would you do if you had a million dollars?

[@marcoramos4873]

If Bert breaks a leg next, then I’m definitely convinced Tom is to blame.

[@TheEmzley]

About time for Burnt to 'fall down the stairs.'

[@Tempust97]

@@TheEmzley in serbia... how could tom possibly have anything to do with that? Not like he hired someone to do it or anything

[@JLindebergful]

Mickey Mantle genes don't break

[@XenoTravis]

He already pushed his wife down the stairs. He has to get creative next time But I suspect Tina fell to get some more vicodin

[@cnelsonlv99]

Segura and Jeselnik are the 2 best comedians of the past decade, and along with Chappele and Norm, the class of 21st century comedy. Just finding some of these interviews now. Awesome!

[@connerrook3972]

This guy sounds like he’s one bad head injury away from sounding like Christopher Walkin

[@Tacit_Tern]

....in walks Luis J Gomez

[@michaelhenderson7185]

🤣🤣🤣💀💀

[@christhefury]

John c Reilly doing a woody Allen impression

[@andreasvedeler80]

He's been doing a constant Walken impression since he started, it's infuriating

[@grahameleask9334]

Who the fuck is Christopher walkin?

[@milkybong6790]

Without Bert around to fumble through the ad reads, Tim's illiteracy is really starting to shine through

[@jorgeluna5875]

If you can’t handle the booth boys laughing out loud then you should probably watch something else because it’s hilarious it sets the moods according to the jokes. Who are these people anyways

[@alexhaile7957]

Yeah, pretty hard to understand that take. It's a IRL laugh track, it's the best. Especially Native

[@breadeweateh9562]

For real from young Jamie snickering to the Jew cackling I think it ads depth to funny moments. I just think some podcasts are trying this unsuccessfully i.e. the h3 podcast with their incredibly unlikable staff

[@zackmarshall3060]

@@breadeweateh9562 h3 and the h3 fans are insufferable. Nothing worse than a know nothing know it all.

[@CaponeXX]

@@zackmarshall3060 omg it's like an echo chamber in there. Iv'e grown to hate them all. they're really copying everything good YMH has. even the weird toks

[@zackmarshall3060]

@@CaponeXX fucking 100 percent. From the backstage laughs to the toks to even skits or topics in general. They are so self righteous in the most ignorant LA snob mentality. No wonder they surrounded themselves with beta males.

[@ddddnutzzz6439]

Who else skips the ads . Huge fan ! Tommy is king

[@mrquik]

I always skip through them.

[@discopotato675]

Yeah... Definitely skip...they are getting out of hand... But, good for him

[@BoneFungus]

2 ads every 20 minutes. Theres 4 ad breaks and 8 ads in this episode. Just noticed the pattern today

[@raquel8780]

this was kind of endearing, felt like two kids meeting for the first time getting to know one another, sharing stories, talking about their best friends, etc. etc. really appreciate both their work

[@coop3195]

"You have to be a psychopath to have a messy car." 30 minutes later... "My dorm room was a fucking mess."

[@jvkec]

I mean an 18-20 year old gets more of a pass than someone pushing 30 i used to be messy af but that was the least of my issues at the time

[@cheesentrees2555]

“If you don’t have a good sense of humor, dont come here. We’re just prankin around.” These two are so funny together!

[@joeleonard9965]

It's funny because Jeselnik has become the comedian that calls out other peoples comedy for not being safe. So honestly he is a complete hypocrite.

[@zocrates420]

Jeselnik sounds like a Valley girl who identifies as a Midwest guy at a bar

[@dirtymfnsanchez]

That's because he's fake ass

[@bobbybaklava9605]

The Puerto Rican Rattlesnake would totally destroy him

[@newsrapper]

Valley girls read more than him and try to screw over less people

[@caseyoakley2929]

Lol

[@bradsully6620]

@@dirtymfnsanchez yeah there is just something about him, I mean hes funny and i love a dark sense of humor but its just seems like he's hiding something really creepy.

[@walshtres]

Anthony actually respects Tom. Kinda cool to see.

[@danieljacot8474]

Anthony also respects cancel culture and is a fake clown

[@elpuerco6059]

@@danieljacot8474 as opposed to a real clown that might actually amuse you or something?

[@XenoTravis]

Anthony cares too much about other comics credits and how big they are. It is quite silly. I didn't expect for him to actually be a douche irl

[@seandawson5899]

Not you Kj, but what the fuck are the rest of you talking about?

[@benjamindickerson1184]

He's a fan, openly talks about his respect for Tom on his own podcast

[@Brook182]

I have seen Anthony smile/laugh more in the first 5 min than the entire tiger belly appearance.

[@howardlloyd9183]

So stoked for this!!!! If anyone can match Anthony on multiple levels. Tom's the one.

[@ohwhale1552]

“Do they get paid by how loud they are” he’s a god

[@XenoTravis]

He wasn't the first to make that joke

[@GymAndSun]

If Anthony Jeselnik saw Anthony Jeselnik, he would never say he was a god. He would say meh

[@josevilla8586]

@@XenoTravis thanks detective Dickless

[@VideoNozoki]

He's not used to hearing the big laughs, so it throws off his timing.

[@XenoTravis]

@@josevilla8586 Anthony fan? I am sorry

[@Mechanic618]

Dude sounds kind of like a younger John Malkovich.

[@GregoryGreg87]

🤔 you're not wrong.

[@billymcondon]

I love Anthony when he talks technical about comedy. He's such great writer and I'm glad podcasts don't waste time on surface level shit like interviews do with people who only like the superstar comics. So glad podcasts with just comics can happen so regularly and provide like 6 hours of content for every podcast they guest on. Great episode.

[@chrismichael9556]

"Were just pranking around " LMAO I almost crashed my car when they were joking around about that !!

[@queenleighbee]

Love the shirt Tom!!! Always got respect for a hip-hop super fan.

[@samanthab1923]

What is the Czar brand? Saw him wearing a hat too lately

[@queenleighbee]

@@samanthab1923 its a hip-hop super group. Czarface

[@samanthab1923]

@@queenleighbee Thanks

[@SIRgamingFEVER]

I’m just ending my shift and I fucking love this

[@thekillerstarfox3394]

And here I am just starting 🥲

[@xfatal1241]

I have mad respect for comics, writing for a year just to get 45 mins of an act has got to be tough

[@ILLeeT36]

Not to take away any respect I have for comedians but It’s less than 5 mins of material to come up with each month…

[@publius9350]

Truly, imagine that. Hardest thing anyone could ever face. These two escaped from the hard world of high school sport teams people like me could never imagine. That nigga in the guest spot? He played lacrosse! For the natives that was a small war. They have introduced rules since that time, but like a small war!!!!

[@Howitchewstofeel5gum]

Yesss, my two favourite serial killers meet again!

[@rickyperry9203]

This was a really solid episode. Tom is really shining when having on good guests in this format. Like comparing this to JRE? Tom really holds up 1 side of a convo, jeselnik wasn’t too shabby either lol.

[@Chris-P]

Brett is in tears watching his pod doing so well while he's in Russia 😆

[@erick99able]

Phuck the machine....

[@Serjohn]

about the ones in japan, its very compicated the people being pranked are aware that they are going to be pranked, they just not know how, usually in japan an agency owns shows and the people appearing are not hired for gigs they are part of the agency and all the jobs they can take are from that agency. Basically imagine if Conan had a call : hey show up this place that time and the impractical jokers are going to prank ok ?

[@michaelcapretti6057]

I’m turning into a telescope!

[@freshprincequalfunny]

Tom, while maniacally laughing: "He would do horribly abusive shit to him" The man is insane lmao

[@Nerflover10097]

Tom looks 20 years older than Anthony and they’re the same age

[@YizzERR]

Fatherhood..

[@christopher152]

@@YizzERR I think being fat and bald has something to do with it.

[@SlayerTomentor]

Tom looked older than Anthony does right now when Tom was in college

[@denisemarie7991]

@@christopher152 its the baldness, definitely.

[@christopher152]

@@denisemarie7991 Yes but way more the fatness. Bald people with a good body don’t necessarily look older. Look at Michael Jordan or The Rock. Or like 90% of the NBA.

[@michaelvenuti4911]

This was a combo I had no idea I needed. Great episode super insightful. Best of luck to both of ya!

[@erikburke5887]

For the record native laughing in the background is the best. J-laugh for the win

[@matthewconroy7752]

No it’s not it’s extremely annoying and fake as fuck

[@OberynTheRedViper]

Laughing at a joke is fake. Got it.

[@Shayquaza]

Was looking forward to this one for a while, Anthony is hilarious and his chemistry with Tom was nice. Great episode

[@MrGoodknife]

Agree. I also like how they got the cancel culture elephant out of the room immediately. Talk about it, move on. Chefs kiss.

[@battyb3080]

Honestly I can't wait for a bert and tom episode now,it's been too long 😌

[@pennypack6406]

A Jeselnik and Segura pod would actually be a massive success

[@voice_of_a_little_lady]

The underlying darkness in these two always makes me happy.

[@bohonzemalonze8926]

Jeselnik's voice is so fucking deep I had to turn down my subwoofer a little

[@blurtling]

I dont know why I can't stop laughing at Tom's sliding down the stairs story 22 minutes in.

[@paddocksproject]

I think America is so litigious because American companies started doing the calculus on whether a lawsuit was going to be more expensive than doing the right thing.

[@TraeSMR]

This is absolutely the case. Plus the high cost of entry for the average person to pursue a lawsuit vs a large company or international corporation for something like not being fully paid out on your time card or being fired for federally protected reasons.

[@chadgrov]

Many of those same companies exist in Canada and their mode of doing business is identical yet we aren’t so petty and litigious

[@TheSenatortruth]

Probably has more to do with lack of universal healthcare in america verse other countries. Can't really sue for medical costs if they are covered by the government.

[@popefranco2710]

@@chadgrovyeah, you dont know what youre talking about

[@brandonroyce2356]

I'm Canadian, and it blows my mind what Americans will sue over. Especially-In a case like a fall, there's nothing a property owner could have done.

[@adamjones5284]

Don't ever stop the background laughter. Their laughter enhances the show. Love you guys.

[@Givens94]

Never clicked so fucking fast on an episode

[@superspecialmaxican]

we don't do that here

[@marshallswanger732]

As a kid that grew up 20 minutes from Penn State. I can confirm, Sandusky did have fun....

[@declaredjeans7555]

Loved this! Please have Bargatze on as a co-host also!!

[@therainman7777]

Coffee literally can’t be “way hotter than normal coffee would ever be,” because coffee is typically served at 190-200 degrees F, and water boils at 212 degrees F. So the hottest that liquid coffee could be is 212. So at most it could be 10-20 degrees hotter than a typical cup of coffee. Also, even 212 degree coffee is not going to produce “way beyond third degree burns,” whatever that even means.

[@emanfoo07]

im watchin this again...i love you two and it could be a fun podcast...such intelligent minds from different perspectives yet they understand eachother

[@codylaramore4881]

Man he is quick, so many good lines, but that “Weird choice for a best friend.” Was too perfect while sitting in Burnt’s chair 😂

[@DublinAuntsMusic]

Lol. BURNT!

[@fives.]

When Tom woke up on the day he booked this, he looked in the mirror and was like *"I could beat Louie Gomez in a fight"*

[@PretENDOgolf]

Ahhh hundred percent. Skanks fans are waiting for the day

[@PowerfulRageMonkey]

Surprised Jeselnik isn't getting more shit about his whole "comedians can say whatever they want" speech considering the Skanks beef. I guess admitting he was talking out his ass really smoothed that one over.

[@fives.]

@@PowerfulRageMonkey that and Jeremiah Watkins pulling the curtain back on his narrative in their interview.

[@littleragu265]

Louis "J" Gomez

[@fives.]

@@littleragu265 I love Luis to pieces (which is a super gay thing to say even for a Skanks stan admittedly) but fuck me does he hyperfocus on that differentiating J, like christ we get it

[@earpig]

So sad Tom fired that Bret guy. I really liked the vibe they had going.

[@Ocelot-bm2rv]

I thought it was Brent? Damn poor Brian.

[@Zesrii]

Who’s Burce Kreisher?

[@bradsully6620]

Rumor has it he was racist as hell.

[@TinkMcGathy]

Knowing this guy is from Pittsburgh explains a LOT about his darkness. I like him more now. Lol

[@jamesbjorlie-fp9qh]

1 guy laughing his ass off is the best comedy podcast laugh track

[@VanWhyDesigns]

Nice copy and paste Nevad. Still says Greg in the vid description.

[@ryanwalker8843]

Tom actually makes Anthony laugh. That's big. Anthony barley laughs at anything. P.s Weird to hear Russell Peter's brother is called Clayton my Dad is called Russell and his brother, Clayton.

[@1danobrien]

Tom is the best- these guests are awesome. Jeselnick was another great choice!

[@robertstokes9034]

These are the times where you can see that Jeselnik is a hard worker and it doesn’t come easy for him. Loved it!

[@moldhaker6527]

This is probably one of the funniest thing I've heard in a while 15:22 Fantastic timing and delivery

[@andrestein6022]

My life is falling apart, but at least I have this!!

[@jakefenech7581]

Imagine Nadav actually does get paid to laugh

[@wretchedslippage3255]

i love hearing Nadav laugh. it makes ymh shows way more friendly and like youre there sitting in

[@BIGGELATO]

Anthony Jeselnik sounds like a mix between Christopher Walken and Arnold Schwarzenegger 😂

[@1andonlyhoncho]

Those pranks in Japan are usually done on Japanese “talents” (quasi-celebrities.) Basically you’ve got to be likable to the audience throughout trauma these shows induce in order to make it in the industry.

[@mccarty]

Exactly, a lot of them are scripted as well. Even if they don't know what the prank is, they know they're being filmed, so they'll "react" accordingly.

[@nojayork7707]

anyone know what the doc special about Rock's "Bring the Pain" is called that Jeselnik was talking about?

[@baldcupcake3354]

@NoJaYorK it’s called Cultureshock: Chris Rock’s Bring the Pain. It was on A&E. I have it On Demand through Comcast.

[@nojayork7707]

@@baldcupcake3354 awesome dude Thx!

[@kylekellier1620]

Is there more and more bud light seltzer on the table every episode

[@googleedood9721]

Cus noone wants to drink that shit. Tell bud to stop sending the, they're just piling up lol

[@emilyrussell9533]

That would be a fun gag if they never acknowledged it.

[@danielpenrodii2389]

Once Bert returns, the table will have a mountain of them yet they won’t acknowledge it.

[@unclebeav5886]

The background cackle is the best! Keep it up booth boys!

[@shampoofully7923]

Old podcasts make me think people are crazy because I’m like “Why are they taking Covid this seriously still”

[@ryan_454]

I don't enjoy his standup that much, but Jeselnik is SO entertaining on podcasts with other comedians. I haven't listened to a Two Bears episode since the last one with Bert, but IMMEDIATELY clicked on this one.

[@squirtreynolds3420]

The fitzsimmons one was pretty fire

[@WKRP187]

@@squirtreynolds3420 The line "and they force them to dress like polling booths" that Fitzdog dropped still making me laugh!!

[@ryan_454]

@@squirtreynolds3420 That was a good call-- really enjoyed that one. Had no idea who that dude was.

[@larsjuul12]

The laugh Segura gets from Jeselnik at 15:30 is fucking gold

[@mostdopemamba8737]

People are either going to be physched or furious. WE ARE PSYCHED! We love Anthony and his humor. And Tom and him are great together

[@kilogmatt]

31:50 Your Denis Leary influence was actually Bill Hicks influence since Leary stole his act as soon as he was in the ground

[@_CaptainCanada]

The booth laughs are a great part of the show imo. Nadav's laugh is insane, it makes things funnier lol

[@jfreak9847]

I’m still in the beginning but if anything else after this podcast I’m definitely cleaning my car

[@nicholaspietrzak9992]

I started but I just stopped once I got the trash out

[@thestuff4321]

Dude no shit. Mine is full of shit and I'm rightfully ashamed right now haha