Fun With Chloroform | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 195

[@Arcturuseyes]

Lol, Drew calling Bert fat is a hilarious moment.

[@AJ-ut8cz]

I'm actually concerned with how much I relate to bert. It's actually made me rethink a lot about my life.

[@bigpictureguys8415]

In all seriousness good for you man. It really should

[@rtba222]

The way Bert talks about his brain like it’s a dude following him around being a bad influence is wild😂

[@ThedeadlyOG]

I love when Betty is expecting laughs from the burly booth boys and silence hits the air, MWAHAHAHA BOMB BERTY BOY BOMB

[@Studawg30]

1:02:50 Bert chooses the dumbest crap to lie about. Reminds me of my friend in 1st grade telling me he has an Ancient Mew card but he can't show me because his dad keeps it locked up.

[@josiahcalva5136]

Nadav confirming that the pastrami sandwich at the race track floored me. True gambling addict tendencies

[@davidlamphier6319]

Chloroform is my favorite solvent, though it is amazing with a little ether on the same rag.

[@KushRolledTight]

Bert without facial hair looks like patrick star 😂😂😂

[@ItsKingChase]

I need Bert to weigh in on the Enny / Nadav marathon challenge.

[@iszazial7845]

this is probably evidence its already forgotten

[@DarkDecimus]

With how they film these, it'll be Thanksgiving before it gets brought up...which is two weeks after the marathon. 😂

[@ItsKingChase]

@@DarkDecimus no kidding😮‍💨

[@monkeywang9972]

At the start Bert was talking about GOING to the fully loaded tour that just wrapped. It’ll be a month or two before we get Bert’s opinion on this.

[@Mysterybox007]

1:10:03 the idea that god gave us enough intelligence to invent technology just so that he could watch us die in more interesting ways is hilarious 😂😂

[@FieldVisit]

Bert “I need to go to Hawaii today” Tom “today?!” Bert “yeah I need to get the fuck out of this country”

[@jacklandon9739]

It’s because Bert is injecting Test, so he is getting stronger crazier and he feels great and can do more

[@ghostofgar]

Love the fact that 1/3 of Bart's plan to get Tom race ready seems to be BBQ

[@Raasclarke_14]

You can hear Dr Drews eyeroll when Bert starts chatting shite.

[@adryct]

Dr.Drew flaming Bert yes, more, yes, please, yes, yes.

[@Not_Genie]

Bert’s “idea” of changing the racing game is to have a month of bbq party’s and tailgates and watch racing… sounds like he should ask nascar for a sponsor

[@jbw17]

i really really really can’t handle the way bertrum keeps fucking up massage

[@allthingsexterior5245]

Get well soon bert. It's not to late.

[@_benholmes_]

"I need to go to Hawaii today, I need to get out of this country" ... just let that sink in for a minute

[@Mikemikemike13579]

17:19 Are those Charo’s glasses in the BirdDog Ad read?

[@willtheangrydudeist9120]

Bert rocking the Hard Rock Nick look in Australia

[@ehhhhhhhh2233]

He can be delusional about his weight, his alcoholism, his perceived image from people all over the world.... but show him a picture of himself without a beard and "TOMMY, I- I GOTTA GET MY LIFE TOGETHER. THAT'S NOT WHO I WANNA BE TOMMY!!!!!" Dude has been making me feel a lot better about myself lately.

[@wyattk7898]

Tom. Be a good friend and get Bart some help.

[@ChuckChizzle320]

Shake N’ Bake!!!

[@MarkBroadwater]

can you guys have Desus or Mero on one of the pods? miss them

[@thekidako]

What if bert got hypnotized to help cure those impulses.

[@Beunibster]

Adam Carolla should show Tommy the ropes

[@rainflowers1099]

Bert is looking unwell

[@NickStanford-u9t]

Arf arf arf!!!

[@michaelpetryshyn3607]

Tom looks like john candy in who's harry crumb "Fiji from Bombay"

[@cruz_angulo]

saw Woody Harrelson walking down the street in north Hollywood a couple weeks back he looked fucking great, I was too scared to say anything

[@DiegoLongoriaActing]

Whats the bone broth place they were talking about?

[@Fubarpenguin]

59:10 bruh 0.25mg?… that’s kiddie numbers haha back like 8 yrs ago me n my friends were doing 10-15 2mg’s a day 😅😅 that lasted bout 1 1/2 yrs haha don’t do drugs kids 😂😂

[@jeremyjacobs8171]

Bret Crystals: I need to go to Hawaii. I need to get out of THIS country 🫠

[@Algorythmfpv]

Bro female Enny is just AOC if she put on 15 lbs LMFAO!

[@kanifalam7835]

As a woman Blurt looks like Roseanne

[@CodenameDuchess1984]

the naivety on how to start a racing org is hilarious. I think they can get the money no problem, its everything else.

[@CodenameDuchess1984]

If they are serious, they should start in the MX-5 cup and work their way up, and get some sim rig to practice

[@Shempullen76gmail]

Sunflower seeds ,,chewing gum ,,can help food addiction, bags of candy worked for me

[@TheHomieFedSmoker]

“I need to go to Hawaii today. I need to get out of this country.” Might be my fav Bart quote this year.

[@Kav3h]

he was getting on a plane at the end of it

[@Beast-mf7br]

@@Kav3h ...and if he was going to Hawaii, would he be leaving the country...?

[@Kav3h]

@@Beast-mf7br ....the ocean between California and Hawaii is international waters...so guess what, it is leaving the country.

[@dustin1870]

@@Kav3hI'm pretty sure it's still considered a domestic flight

[@Kav3h]

@@dustin1870 Wonder how you passed history class

[@Juskle7]

Bert's gotta have a legit health scare to save himself. No other way

[@bigpictureguys8415]

Yep

[@erikapistacchio8375]

The ironic part is that bert would fucking love AA. He'd be telling his story making people laugh he'd be working the room.

[@theghilliegiraffe7595]

we need bart to hear this. i think this would convince him

[@everybodyhigh]

Annoying drunks deserve each other.

[@uploader235]

He'd probably tell so many drinking stories he'd convert them back 😂

[@finq0997]

lol you don't want someone romantically reminiscing about the beauty of a cocktail at 2pm in an AA meeting :D

[@Studawg30]

Spoken like someone who's never been to an AA meeting and have you not heard the way he talks down to people with addiction issues

[@nyar5863]

Did Bert really ramble himself into the thought that three double whiskeys counts as not drinking?

[@neighborbruce]

"If you don't feel it it doesn't count as drinking" Bart logic

[@sydurgraham7760]

That's why I've said for years he's never been sober for any of those October challenges. He hasn't been sober for a complete month in at least a decade, I'd put my fucking life on it. It's just not possible to drink to the level he does and then quit cold turkey, you'd die. That's not an exaggeration, you can't be an alcoholic to the point he is and then just stop cold turkey, you will absolutely go into intense withdrawals and die without medical assistance. He literally drinks from the time he wakes up to the time he goes to sleep; he even hides bottles around the house from his family. And then hearing him try to rationalize "not drinking", while Tom points out how delusional that is, is just further proof. "Not drinking" to Bert just means not chugging a gallon of wine on top of all the other shit he drinks.

[@papa_pt]

​@@sydurgraham7760we've seen he lies no prob if it means saving face

[@donaldbolson2753]

Joe Rogan needs to see this and lie detector this guy this October

[@agentmueller]

@@sydurgraham7760eah as an alcoholic myself going on almost a year sober; I have sat here calling bullshit for years as I drank about what he did on he same schedule and I was physically addicted and had been for years and still hid it. Exactly like Bert, I just didn’t have a team of docs and millions to pump myself full of vitamins and liver supplements so I ended up in the ER detoxing and was told if I waited a few more days I would have had kidney failure. I was vomiting so much I couldn’t keep Liqour down anymore so the withdrawal just spiraled until I got to the point I felt that seizure threshold cross and finally went in. Long ramble over, my point is he’s obviously always drinking. He probably hides a twisted tea or something like that and he drinks it while on his morning work outs or whatever

[@winstonsmith11]

Hearing Bert say "massodge" 1000 times is killing me

[@DadsRUs]

Love how Dr. Drew gave Bert a reality check unlike his other doctors telling him hes healthy af.

[@monkeywang9972]

That’s what Bert is telling us his doctors say… in other words that’s what Bert is hearing his doctors tell him, do not trust that is what they’re saying.

[@dustinoldenburg2932]

Drew is his friend other doctors want his money my stepdad did the same thing switched doctors until he died in his sleep sitting up in a chair his oxygen cut off from the neck same chest neck Bert has I've def been worried big Mike died at 53.

[@tiagocaseiro]

@@monkeywang9972 yeah he for sure misrepresents what his doctor says.

[@academyofanalysis8236]

Bart*

[@susugam3004]

huberman gave a reality check too, but bert probably never saw it

[@mhlockyer709]

I hope it’s on camera when Bart finally admits he’s been an alcoholic for 30 years. 😂

[@ethang04]

Definitely has an alcohol problem but if he was an alcoholic he would be drunk all hours he’s awake

[@itsallasimulation]

@@ethang04No, he is an alcoholic. That’s not how alcoholism works, that’s like saying someone has to have a cigarette all day long in order to classify as someone with a smoking addiction. There’s a huge scale but it’s still an addiction

[@fogdiver]

I hope Bert realizes that his entire fanbase wouldn't turn on him if he took a month off to work on his health and sobriety. Honestly, almost all of his fans would support him. (I mean, who the hell is gonna condemn a guy for finally realizing he's spiraling into severe alcoholism?)

[@SuperMortiki]

Not really

[@jacobiwilson3887]

I'm pretty sure 90% of his fanbase (like me) ditched him because of all his bullshit and squealing. Feel bad for Leanne

[@Justin-oq3bk]

​@@jacobiwilson3887what was he squealing on ?

[@blakeb965]

Love this comment! I’ve absolutely shitted on Bert in the comment section of previous episodes, but fans that actually like him want him to be healthier and less dependent on substances

[@jacobiwilson3887]

@@Justin-oq3bk he squeals everytime he tries to say something he finds humorous

[@DevnAlfonsoGarcia]

Bert is 50 years old and drinks probably a minimum of 750ml (A whole bottle of alcohol) a day. He's on TRT now, so I'm sure that helps, but with that much drinking / age and how Bert works out. I know for a fact Bert is not working out till failure / progressively overloading / on a strict weight training regime. He drinks wine on the treadmill everyday, and plays with some kettlebells. Mass moves mass, thats why Bert is stronger. Bert has only put on fat. He cant develop muscle with that much alcohol processing throughout his system. He said he's 257 and he's been bigger before. No he hasn't. I've been watching this podcast for YEARS. Bert is 270 right now on a GOOD DAY. I'm writing all this to say, Fuck. I'm so worried about Bert. I'm not exaggerating, if Bert doesn't change his lifestyle he will be dead within 5 years max. His addiction is out of control and on full display nowadays. This is coming from someone who went to rehab and is now 2.5 years sober. I was an alcoholic. So I know EXACTLY what I see, because that was me.

[@samanthab1923]

I think he’s just getting the TRT from Tom. He needs to see a doctor.

[@ty-guy4458]

Bert explains his routine, not realizing he's defining alcoholism and food addiction. Classic.

[@ovechkin0831]

Someone didn't pay attention. You missed the entire part where he said he is aware it is horrible.

[@jackscott8381]

@@ovechkin0831so just because you’re aware you’re addicted doesnt make you addicted? Right….

[@winstonsmith11]

@@jackscott8381 Learn to read 📚 👌

[@lucianholbrook3966]

Bert is in a really bad place these days. When he admits to sneaking drinks it's so alarming.

[@MrJarpo]

His alcoholic denial, and how proud of it he seems, is so depressing. I hope he figures his shit out before it's too late.

[@dalelane1948]

hey but its only ONE whiskey (just because there's 6 std drinks in glass isn't his fault)

[@sterling2510]

@@MrJarpo He won't, no way he'd give up his identity.

[@THamm-xt8jm]

He’s fine. Sometimes u have to sneak in drinks cuz other people can’t handle knowing about it

[@TheCalm25]

THESE days? The last 35 Years?

[@wooweewowas7590]

Another fantastic episode of "Why I'm not an alcoholic". 🎉

[@ovechkin0831]

Can't even count how many times he's called himself am alcoholic. Pretty shit take.

[@sirhaunchalot3336]

Bert - " I need to go to Hawaii today, I need to get out of this country" ...this man fucking votes...that's terrifying.

[@timothynelsonmusic]

There might also be a chance he never votes

[@NovemberFoxtrotRC]

Bert is the average liberal voter…

[@poppybuilt3061]

give him a break, hes really stressed out. he needs a masadge

[@tylerriley9945]

@@JosephWilligI highly doubt it

[@jasonwinterton9369]

@@timothynelsonmusica very good chance

[@littlelisa9140]

My favorite part of these videos is watching Tom's face just react to bert, and the bursts of laughter from behind the wall. My weekly therapy I swear. So beautiful to watch someone just accept their best friend for exactly who they are and entertain their insanity .

[@jeffgordon5663]

2 Bears Racing is just Tom doing all the work while Bert socializes.

[@KillerBrees]

Same as this podcast. I really don’t understand why people think Bert is funny. Tom is hilarious…Bert is just a car crash that draws attention.

[@Tempust97]

​@@KillerBreesright, like tom we also laugh at morbid shit

[@ethang04]

@@KillerBreesdude comedy is subjective, you don’t have to understand why other people like him they just do

[@neighborbruce]

"Probably not more dangerous than what Bert already does to himself" Drew completely dismantled Bert with that one LOL

[@jimmygibson7045]

10 minutes later calls him fat 😂

[@jarredfugleberg3994]

I don’t think Dr drew respects Bert at all

[@kyledock4470]

Ooohhh doctor diss.

[@Chaster0987]

You can tell as soon as Tom says Let’s call Dr Drew. Bret was not happy lol.

[@RaDicAL808]

Dr drew is trying to convince a man who thinks death is 🧢

[@MCPrimetime]

Does Bert know Tom is getting pleasure from his inability to focus?

[@lukehenry1708]

Seeing Bert completely spiral after Dr. Drew said his weight gain was noticeable was a great way to start the day.

[@Fedi_._]

We need 2 bears 1 doctor for an episode 😂

[@samanthab1923]

I love that 😂

[@EtchNsketch]

Here’s a fun game. Fast forward the video to any point, and TRY to get Tom talking. 9 times outta 10 you’ll get Bert. If you get Tom..you’ve won!

[@Kier4n99]

20:25 Tom

[@Kier4n99]

29:40 Bert

[@Kier4n99]

41:13 Bert

[@Kier4n99]

44:02 Bert

[@Kier4n99]

48:50 Tom

[@eric7591]

I love Bert, but his addiction has never been laid more bare than today. Stay strong, Bert.

[@theboyjc9740]

Makes these pods hard to watch/listen to honestly

[@drenz]

He is adamant he doesn't have a drinking problem, but as soon as i heard "I sneak double jacks on the rocks on days that I say I don't drink" I facepalmed so hard my hand went through my head.

[@mrs.h2725]

Of the many things he lies about, I bet he’s on a CGM (continuous glucose monitor) at this point. He sure has the beetus. Can’t imagine how bad his eye pressure is with all that swelling. If he loses a foot tho he’ll just find a way to romanticize it like he does hiding shooters from his family around his own home as if they aren’t fully aware of it.

[@epicstark990]

@@mrs.h2725😂 relax Agoraphobia here…. It’s so funny how people brains just run on a tangent 🐎

[@stevenkaygalen]

Yes Bert, many people either have been or currently are right there with ya

[@lesliemarie6358]

Bert: I need to go to Hawaii today Tim: Today?? Bert: yeah, I need to get out of this COUNTRY. 😂

[@elliottengstrand5988]

Bert is so delusional he has convinced himself that a double Jack doesn't count as drinking.

[@Revolution1117]

Of course it isn't. Only if you get drunk is it REALLY drinking.

[@chadchadchadchadchad]

@@Revolution1117 but if you're ALWAYS drunk, it's not drinking

[@b2rad]

He's straight up pathetic lol

[@feelinghealingfrequences7179]

kinda true if no more than two per week they say up to five shots per seven days is normal drinking with no consequences

[@zeroa69]

For him it isnt drinking its just enough to calm the shakes. Remember he drinks 5ths like its a gallon of kool aid!

[@FludzyTV]

Watching this I realize, I feel really bad for Bart’s wife

[@ryanleichty6865]

Who the hell is Bart

[@donny7575]

@@ryanleichty6865bart kister

[@FludzyTV]

@@ryanleichty6865 Brent Krystals? He’s the co host next to Tim? Man i feel like fat poors take for ever to get with the program.

[@samanthab1923]

I hope & pray LeeAnne has had enough sense to have been putting money aside for she & the girls. Keep up his Life Insurance & keep squirreling money away.

[@lisaoneill7261]

Surely she must realise how bad he in denial for his drinking and food addiction.

[@rachelmolina986]

I think Bart's killings brain cells faster than ever..Tim seems like he's doing community service by podcasting with a Special Olympics participant.

[@roach1tv]

its tom rachel

[@ScorpionP2C]

@@roach1tv why are you calling T-buns all these false names?

[@rachelmolina986]

@@roach1tv YMH fans call him "Tim"

[@roach1tv]

@@rachelmolina986 I have seen so many episodes of YMH and I never knew people called him Tim??

[@rachelmolina986]

@@roach1tv lots of people who send emails or v-mails call him Tim and Christina, Tina.

[@MrLukecpitre]

I don't think that there ever was or ever will be, another human that loves the sound of his own voice more than Burnt Chrysler.

[@ryanyuhasz4612]

Bert saying "I need to go to Hawaii, because I have to get out of this country." is the Bertist thing ever...

[@mrjupiter80]

Two Bears Racing sounds a lot like a pitch for Prestige Worldwide.

[@curtisimpson]

😂😂

[@himynameisjeff]

Boats and hoes!

[@holo_knight__]

Truly delusional

[@apstinson]

CRAZY watching Tom get healthy in contrast to homeboy Bert

[@levischultz3]

Bert’s manic energy is honestly so soothing. Just knowing I don’t have that much going on in my head… is bliss lol

[@localgems-culinarylogistics]

We really are watching a man deal with addiction for money on a podcast. Love tha pod! Get well soon Bart!

[@greenthumb8170]

It's not entertaining for me anymore. I really feel for him.

[@localgems-culinarylogistics]

@@greenthumb8170 As someone who is 6 years sober... I agree with you. I no longer laugh at it.

[@JunkBondTrader]

I really don't think he's doing it for the views at all. If it's an addiction, which it is, it doesn't matter whether he uses it for views/'money', he's going to drink anyway. I think the fact he uses it for entertainment value is an incidental fact.

[@alexdunson1266]

“Did you noo nadov?” “Huh?” “Did noo do dadov?” “Oh did I do nadov, no” Bert is already drunk whos he playing?

[@brandonwatts2244]

Bert saying massage is driving me insane “misodged”

[@BPH55]

Rhymes with ski lodge.

[@mrs.h2725]

Bart all swollen and slurring his words drooling on himself while talking about masauge p*rn is so nauseating. I don’t understand how Leanne can F that tub of lard 😂

[@Zed6788h]

It’s so infuriating

[@drenz]

almost as bad as nightmere

[@dannydropshot9588]

Same dude lol like holy shit I hate how he thinks it’s cool to say words completely wrong. Like how he says tattoo as well 🤬

[@maxkennon6395]

As a nascar engineer I would literally worry for my life having Brent as a team manager😂

[@pete3028]

54:52 Burnt's face when Drew verbally slaps him out of his delusion...

[@tiagocaseiro]

Dude Bert is really struggling with alcoholism. His urges seem to be constant.

[@JunkBondTrader]

heh, yeah and the sky is blue.

[@dustin1870]

Blah blah blah

[@sentientcardboarddumpster7900]

Bert is addicted to himself more than anything else

[@greenthumb8170]

In complete honesty, I hope Bert gets help. Just going to a couple of AA meetings would probably give him the nudge to cut back some, or completely. Just sit there and listen to some stories. I hope he finds peace. His eyes are telling.

[@simonfea2]

Yep, but he has to admit he has a problem.

[@makeminealargecognac]

Bert doesn't need AA. He just loves drinking. He has breaks from it when he feels he really needs to but he just loves drinking. He's just got to get into fitness a bit more. When he does that he doesn't want to drink so much. Like most people.

[@petehaglund8840]

@@makeminealargecognac he definitely needs help lol

[@makeminealargecognac]

@@petehaglund8840 yuuuuuup!

[@CJJC42]

He won’t ! He’s made it his personality

[@discopotato675]

Bert: "I've had my beard tightened/trimmed once (making it sound like it's only been one time ever)." Then proceeds to, 1 minute later provide more examples of having his beard tightened/trimmed lol

[@HBR-q5z]

Bert admitting that he hides Jack Daniels on days he says he doesn't drink is a big step.

[@BoolyK]

Yeah, hope he gets to take a few more, and soon

[@neptunium7121]

He said that 9 years ago. Nothing changed.

[@radhiadeedou8286]

But then he follows that with "it doesn't count as drinking if you don't feel anything"

[@Synthwave_knight]

Bert not realizing that when your fatter you do end up having more strength but it doesn’t mean he has gained muscle 😂

[@KristopherBaker]

well he works out in the gym almost every day. like actually. but he ALSO packs on weight

[@GreetingsFromSpace]

He has "leverage" (from being fat), not "strength"

[@maximoreeves2199]

​@greetingsfromspaceTTV no...there is such a difference in strength and leverage...you can't leverage a bench press.

[@YeahNaYeah]

He might lift some weights and play around with the gym but he’s definitely not working til failure

[@DWReed01]

Bert has been lookin swollen in his Instagram posts for weeks now, just let him go out ina blaze of glory

[@Berdymadafakas]

One of the saddest statements in the episode is " you know what id love? A bone broth cocktail. Like bone broth and vodka" Its not only Bert's physical appearance thats shocking these days. You can notice his brain starting to get really wet. He cant even speak without the sound of water slurping thru the words.

[@iamtheshaker]

Bart lost a bet and had to say bone broth 69 times

[@Killsberry1]

The end where bert realized he has 15 minutes to catch a flight made me laugh the hardest

[@sethbaus]

Bret: leave everything else to me Bret’s first delegation as manager: someone set it up!

[@diaz6884]

I’m an alcoholic too. What people without the problem don’t realize about it is you can wake up determined to quit and then all of a sudden at 4:30 pm your brain just decides for you that you’re drinking again you will be halfway through your first beer and remember you were going to stop. It literally controls you and it’s not a fun life, unless you’re drinking at night. Quitting alcohol is the hardest challenge I’ve ever faced in this life. People need to give him a break because it’s a lot easier said than done

[@christianscacchetti9178]

Good luck brother. You’re already better off than Bert, you’re willing and able to admit that you have a problem.

[@JunkBondTrader]

True, but I think the hard thing to watch with Bert, is, he's in extreme denial. He also ties alcohol in with his personality which isn't good. You've demonstrated more self awareness in this comment than Bert ever has, on video at least. Just ignoring it and letting him do his thing, definitely won't help. But alas, that's the thing with addiction, it really doesn't matter what people do, he's gotta wanna quit himself. I think it's good to remind him, but yeah, not push him, and also, don't expect the decision to quit to come easy. Saying this as someone who smoked meth for nearly all my twenties... You're right, it's not easy. Try being more conscious of when your cravings hit, and try to circumvent that 'autopilot' mode, when you do get the cravings. Sometimes biting the bullet and enduring the craving, that nasty feeling, doesn't last as long as it might seem in the moment. Give it half an hour next time and see if the craving gets lesser. I bet it does. Sounds simple, but its not, I know, but if you can start to 'catch' it when it starts creeping up, it helps with that 'autopilot' feeling. Good luck man. Oh and night or day, doesn't matter, night drinking can still fuck with one's life, and still has the health detriment. When you say youre gonna quit, but then fold immediately, you never really wanted to quit to begin with. One day, you'll say it, you'll mean it, and it will feel different.

[@Arcturuseyes]

Tom should have his race car shipped to different tracks while on tour. You could shoot it via gopro and handheld. I hope there's a passenger seat, bc Nadav is sitting as navigator for some laps. Tom could enjoy that I think.

[@BPH55]

Maybe that’s how he has a controlled crash and he finally gets his wish when Nadav becomes a quadriplegic.

[@Heyitsallgoodman]

Probably way to much work. Arrive and drive would suit best

[@monkeyjox]

Bart should do a movie where he plays himself and it’s all about him

[@BPH55]

I don’t think anyone would go see that.

[@Revolution1117]

@@BPH55 Bwahaha! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Auqua1973]

I love listening to Tom but listening to Bert is a trigger for me growing up with a drunk father and I can't stand the words that come out of his mouth.

[@jarredfugleberg3994]

You’re in luck! There’s thousands of years worth of other content you can enjoy! Bye now :-)

[@bigjimmy428]

46:08 Bert thinking Hawaii is getting out of this country, sums him up.

[@penniewyatt9391]

In Hawaii, can confirm his delusion is very common.

[@modularoutput]

" I got the team put together..... We got a BBQ...." Sounds like a winning setup.

[@jacobiwilson3887]

Legit was not going to watch because Bert is in it but, I had to watch after I saw the preview of Doctor Drew hitting Bert with a shot of reality.

[@Js-hu5cm]

Bert is definitely becoming that guy who is scary to be around because of his addiction issues. He is so unhinged

[@moogie7494]

Except that almost everyone is actually around Bert a lot talks about how awesome it is.

[@she-bangs9711]

You think that’s unhinged or scary? You never been around a real addict lol

[@samanthab1923]

I think that’s why Rogan has steered clear lately.

[@morganbaker6342]

Every episode I ask myself, "how much longer are we going to willingly endure Bert's genuinely alarming physical decline?" I actually feel a real sense of pain for his family, because we all know the reality of his situation is that he is probably not going to have many more years with them if he doesn't actually seriously reconsider how detrimental his lifestyle is on his longevity. The chaos of touring is not conducive to a healthy life.

[@samanthab1923]

Will he even make it to Sober October this year?

[@YeahNaYeah]

His wife knows what she’s doing

[@JessMass86]

imagine if bert worked out every time he wanted to drink

[@patrickcausey5796]

Tom should do a race at the Freedom Factory with @CleetusMcfarland

[@bbassfishes8974]

Burt’s not just drinking. There’s no way that’s just alcohol. He went on a weird coke-like filled rant about the racing bit. Even Tom was just like, haha ok…

[@JunkBondTrader]

He's always been like that though. I really don't think he's doing coke. Though he always acts like he's on coke. I'll give you that. I've seen him do so many podcasts, some for many hours long, and never does he seem like he needs a bump. Unless he has an IV of cocaine constantly keeping him high lol, you'd expect to see some comedown/empty/sad/quiet behaviour here and there. But nope, Bert just blabs on and on incessantly.

[@Sweettea241]

I don’t think so. Former alcoholic here and alcohol makes you more animated and energetic in the beginning. Its the loss of inhibition that just cranks up the energy. It’s more likely that he “snuck” one in!

[@fogdiver]

can't wait for all the 2lazy2try videos coming up this week 🤣

[@3rdeye931]

Those few seconds when Barf stopped talking and let Tom speak were glorious.

[@jaseking2147]

11:14 tom realizes, INSTANTLY , he shouldn’t have said that 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@jaybrown6011]

Bert - I need to go to Hawaii today… I need to get the fuck out of the country. How did no one address this ?!?!?