Important Message To Fans | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 163

[@MrDelapino]

Good Ol’ Bert reading the BetterHelp add while 15 min earlier demanding therapy is a scam 😂😂😂

[@banterwithbawden5444]

This coupled with the fact that their are a lot of videos about betterhelp actually being a scam hahaha. They also advertise established titles, and kami knives both of which are a scam owned by Chinese holding companies.

[@yoBigWave]

The difference between someone who stands by what their sponsors sell and someone who will read whatever for a paycheck.

[@jmklamm]

I was waiting for that ad read to come up after that 😂

[@daemonelectricity]

Bert who talks about money and buying shit all the time talks about dentists buying boats.

[@BPH55]

The man is a living, breathing walking contradiction. 😆

[@darrenr67]

Bert: “therapists don’t want to help you. Also Bert: “this show is sponsored by better help”

[@adamdailey4168]

Was just about to write the same lmao

[@CrimeForCrime]

My thoughts exactly. He’s paying 1200 to some doctor not using betterhelp

[@bazd313]

Ikr the truth came out the 1st time when he realized that he was getting ripped off. 1200 an hour and he probably keeps asking him to come back instead of just helping the problem

[@Stephen85]

Better help is well know for being scammy anyway. They won't even quote you price u til you sign up.

[@jackbrasher8148]

Came here to write the same thing 😂

[@blakedean9347]

I love listening to Tom speak because I never know whether I'll learn a new perspective on life or how to verbally decimate a human. Truly a fascinating man.

[@amgofficial7791]

ikr?! it's scary... he is one of those dangerous comics... bc we actually kno when he's joking and when he's serious... most comedians struggle with it...

[@adamcheslyn694]

My favorite part of this episode is Bert calling therapists con artists then reading the Better Help ad later on 😂!

[@bumper.love.ukraine]

Sell yourself and sell your soul

[@savannahhall8987]

My favorite thing is when Bert is trying to contain himself for once and not say names or tell secrets and Tom is like “do it” 😂😂 Tom is the little devil on Bert’s shoulder

[@nickroest236]

Nothing better than Burt dissing therapy, and then reading an ad for therapy😂 Bert has a mortgage 😂

[@logandickson6829]

The transition from Bert destroying a couples mental health to an ad for BetterHelp is too funny 😂

[@amgofficial7791]

🎯

[@denisbourmistrov7321]

He also raged on Therapists at the start lol

[@cryptozach7152]

That made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂😂

[@BaronBacon]

Bart proved he was the far bigger asshole. While the guy that got honked and foolishly defended himself deserved to be shit on, Bart didn't need to say that nasty shit about his wife/gf. (unless she was defending her man)

[@andyhead6266]

I guarantee that’s another made up Bart story. He’s way to much of a pussy to actually say that to someone

[@dieselg33k]

Barts describing the symptoms of his long term diabetes and blaming it on getting fit is peak Burnt .

[@toastedjoe1013]

Tom will call him Stumpy after he loses his feet.

[@DefenestrateLogic]

They're so lucky to have you as a fan, doctor!

[@cfhlogistics]

Lmao - "bart". Fuck it, let's get both names wrong.

[@clipsedrag13]

Bro I just heard him say his BP is so low he's losing feeling in his toes.. 😂 That is 100% diabetes symptoms and the dude who called you a doctor is a dumdum

[@jamalkherry5296]

Which one's bort?

[@chrisrose_krii_lun_aus]

Looks like Tom got his feeling hurt and is lashing out. That's what Better Help says anyway.

[@johncunningham7178]

Following both these guys for the last 8-10 years and seeing how successful they have become is nothing but celebratory. My pay check lasts from payday to payday, I live vicariously through these two!! Keep talking about your luxuries, keep calling haters out and keep smashing the hell out of your lives!

[@chasewoood7363]

That rant about people feeling bad is the most Tom has ever gotten a chance to talk on this podcast 😂

[@Simon_Sez]

And maybe the most hypocritical things he’s said too lmao

[@SketchyAsFunk]

@@Simon_Sez how so

[@Simon_Sez]

@@SketchyAsFunk he was talking about how you shouldn’t have your feelings impacted by things other people say because you’re in control of your own feelings. But this rant was apparently in response to what some random guy on social media said to him 😂😂😂 so he’s angrily ranting (AKA had his feelings impacted) by what someone else said to him. He’s doing the same things he’s upset with someone else about lol it’s just anger instead of sadness, right? Both still feelings/emotions tho Edit: I just realized his profession is literally for words to effect people emotionally 🤦‍♂️ laughing is a display of emotion too lmao

[@SketchyAsFunk]

Simón Suarez I didn't even make that connection but that's hilariously true 🤣 I understand where he's coming from though

[@Simon_Sez]

@@SketchyAsFunk yeah definitely made some good points, I just think he was a bit blinded by the rage for parts too lol

[@philipharrison8453]

Bert being happy about ruining a couples night and then cutting to his add for better help is gold

[@StreettFrogs]

You just blatantly plagiarized somebody else's comment. That's lame.

[@AirWindFire]

@@StreettFrogs was he supposed to check every single comment before saying what he wanted? Professor Douche. “Plagiarised” 🤣

[@StreettFrogs]

@Blank I'll be that you non-spelling f***.

[@SatanSupimpa]

Bert's special power is that no matter what he's talking about he'll manage to connect it to his alcohol consumption.

[@J-K-L-IV]

Very common for Nazi lovers.

[@thomasgrant6993]

Or hypothetically cheating on his wife

[@INSOMNIAREX]

Isn't that what 12 steppers do at their meetings? 🤔

[@southhedge73]

This podcast is the Nanette of podcasts. Go count your money Tommy Bums.

[@ljcarthan3504]

I love Bert unconditionally. It's a good thing to otherwise his overwhelmingly bad racism would be a deal breaker. I think it's the fact that I genuinely believe he has a good heart and doesn't know better is what saves it.

[@thepoliteheretic]

Thanks for helping me realize I’ve been acting like a loser. Have fun with the watches!

[@JenManning371]

I can’t wait until Ellis and Julian are old enough to be guests on YMH! It’s going to be so funny to hear their stories

[@DeLastTwinkie]

I *fucking wish* Ellis sounded exactly like how Tom makes him sound LOL

[@neuvisean1739]

"Dentist's are the car mechanics of the future" -Burnt

[@invaderjimm8422]

I genuinely love Tom dressing us down for being upset that he has money when we don't. I fully understand that I'm in my situation because I'm having trouble taking the risks to get what I want. You guys took the risk, now you get to enjoy the reward. Fully support you guys talking about and doing what makes you happy.

[@joshsaunders6392]

Hi tom say hi to your dad for me

[@gregyork9694]

Tom, I wish you flaunted your spending more...I love your humble jabs at the money you spend.

[@Kiron7]

Yes!!! Another month old prerecorded pod where Tom is tiered and Bert talks in cycles!!!!!!!

[@Stalker6622]

Canned meat is better than no meat

[@Henchman1977]

More like 6 weeks!

[@nathanshietze1005]

Don’t listen 😂

[@fizzyrascal2985]

Don’t like it. Don’t watch it. You absolute Doyle

[@bobalex73]

HAHAH I love how at 37:50 it goes from "I called her a fat loser and ruined her day" to "This episode is sponsored by better help". Literally had me wheezing xD

[@BaronBacon]

Barf definitely could use it, especially after that little gem of a story.

[@DFM999]

😂

[@Holmes-un5hp]

Work 60hrs a week still struggling to get by. But listening to you guys all day helps me stay positive and put off positive vibes and humor to everyone around me. Life is good! Love what you guys are doin. Thank you! You deserve everything good in life

[@ogharambe]

The burn on the driver, that was priceless Bert. It was also hilarious to hear you shit all over therapists, then do an ad read for Better Help. It's so funny, I won't mess up your name anymore!

[@seancampbell2456]

Bert finally realizing that he has been an alcoholic is one of the funniest things and probably the most frustrating things for Tom

[@pineapplethief4418]

wrong tense. Bert IS an alcoholic

[@BoolyK]

Oh buddy our guy has known this for a while, he thinks that saying it out loud is the same thing as confronting it

[@redsnflr]

@@BoolyK It's been part of his personality for more than half of his life now considering his "party boy" image began in college(perhaps HS too), parlayed right into his stand up & entertainment career. He really needs to quit, just do marijuana, doesn't have the same side-effects even if a habitual stoner, his liver must be so depleted.

[@sirf4ce]

@@BoolyK The first step is acknowledging the fact that you have a problem. That, in itself, has been a problem for Bert. Especially considering he's had experts like Dr. Drew tell him he wasn't. Is he gonna change? I don't fucking know. I know if he keeps talking to people like he said he did at that red light, someone's gonna smash his fucking head in.

[@Jack-SecITGuy]

Bert: "Want to say names so bad" Tom in Emperor Palpatine voice: "Do it"

[@dandunlap8638]

Right, I’m sure Tom set back and told his friends…I bet you won’t fuck that goat😂😂😂

[@sippinlosses]

😄

[@NCS926]

Dewit

[@goomba7495]

DDEWW IT

[@_alex_y.not_]

Knowing how Bert listens, it is hilarious that he thinks his therapist hasn't told him EXACTLY what to do that he just fucking ignored instead. 🤣

[@jacoblaursen4812]

if his therapist was ever able to get a word in at all.

[@Howitchewstofeel5gum]

I mean, going into therapy with the expectation that the therapist can somehow magically fix all your problems is insanely stupid anyway.

[@RedPancake1993]

You know his therapist is LOADED. Shrink: “Okay so we’ll set you up for 18 more sessions and go from there.” Burb: “Better make it an even 20”

[@yourdadsotherfamily3530]

I know right I watched the highlight where he was on Theo Von‘s podcast and Theo Von basically was calling him out for his alcoholism and Bert verbatim said “no it’s OK. Dr. Drew said I’m not an alcoholic so I can keep drinking.” And I fucking guarantee you a addiction, disease, specialist and Rehabilitation Center,. Doctor Drew is not gonna greenlight your fucking alcoholism. I guarantee you what happened was in his addict addled brain he watched a podcast episode where another guest probably talked about their problems with drinking and Drew told that singular guest that he doesn’t have a problem with alcohol, so Bert rationalizing his addiction probably said “hey I don’t have an addiction if he doesn’t” and inferred someone else’s situation completely to his allllllll while throwing his Dr Friend Drew under the bus lol And then within one sentence of saying hey, I’m getting better I’m going to the gym! Then he immediatelyyyyyy follows it up with hey but you know I could just always take a Xanax / and have a cocktail at 7 AM and just stay in bed all fuckinggggggg day. LOL

[@yourdadsotherfamily3530]

@@Howitchewstofeel5gum behavioral therapy is much better than traditional therapy. It actually addresses the root issues on. Why are you instinctually do things that are negative for your life and lifestyle as opposed to therapy, which is just talking through those issues and helping you understand them which typically instinctual you’ll rely on what you go to/learn about instead of what you’ve talked about which is easier to disregard. Not knocking therapy but it reallllllllly is a scam man. They just bilk your insurance till your free visits are up and then alllllll of a sudden they stop responding to scheduling appointments even if you can pay for them out of pocket lol fuck therapists tbh

[@KyBray]

Not even a half hour in and have had 4 ad breaks. KZbin is fun!

[@lurker_mate5789]

This episode made me feel bad, no more episodes like this please. Thank you in advance.

[@monkebidness]

Oh yeah, for sure. These two comedians will DEFINITELY take your perspective into account.

[@NN-qj4sk]

Took me awhile to realize this was satire

[@Huddy98]

Lmaooo

[@stephanietaylor6248]

Burt came out swinging this week holy shit 😂😂

[@clevermissfox]

Sickler leaving his Baltimore hat and Bart saying it smells like the way a guy from Baltimore who wears the same hat every day is the best way for this to start

[@banterwithbawden5444]

Which tough because with that much weight it’s really hard to lift his arms up.

[@thehometeam9539]

Accidentally disliked so I liked out of guilt

[@larrygraham4875]

Ya Sicklers good episode not leaving Brett in a good mood. Jelly a lil. Love ya Brett .

[@newsrapper]

Brunt's therapist probably try to help him and he completely ignored him

[@Quietshow]

As a fat poor, it's not my favorite thing to see indulgence beyond my means, but I would never hate the person lucky enough to experience them. I'm glad you are living your best life, Tom!

[@jeeeroylenkins606]

I’m excited for Barts new movie “The Mechanism” or whatever

[@georgecoutermarsh6542]

Bert is actually 100 💯 percent correct about therapist.

[@paulblann]

Bret: Therapists are just crooks with a car payment. Also Bret: Use better help, you need therapy.

[@mattnara4917]

Tom’s rant on people’s feelings was deep and then he snuck in he lost 20k and I legit busted out laughing 😂! Tommy Bunz you are hilarious!

[@Simon_Sez]

Deep? Lmao Tom was saying that you can’t let other peoples words effect your feelings -- but he was literally letting some random guy on Twitter effect his feelings 😂🤦‍♂️🤣 he went on a rant based on what someone said to him lol how hypocritical is that? One guy got sad, the other guy got mad -- but they were both letting each others words impact how they were feeling 🤷‍♂️

[@JamesEvans2023]

@@Simon_Sez This show is getting less relatable every episode, it's literally just them talking about now being successful and isn't even really based on just bullshitting.

[@Simon_Sez]

@@JamesEvans2023 yeah there’s definitely been a lot of that from what I’ve noticed. I don’t watch every show and it’s still noticeable lol

[@daemonelectricity]

@@Simon_Sez Exactly, and then all of his simps pulled the same shit when you try to call out the fact that they've been bragging about how much they make and spend a whole lot recently. Everyone is acting like Tom is going to give them a crisp $100 for their effort in defending him. I've gotten so much shit in the replies today for saying how unrelatable this is getting. It's the exact same temporary impoverished millionaires defending him that you think it would be.

[@daemonelectricity]

@@ontarian1237 "And if you think that's unrelatable, then you're a loser. Anyway, shows coming up. See you there, losers!"

[@WalkbetwixtWorlds]

Tom dropped sincere older brother advice in the beginning of this episode.

[@christophersoprano-sculptor]

Such a beautiful story from Bert's daughter. She is wise beyond her years. So many adults can't do that math to know what goes into what they want/have.

[@jessicabecause3717]

It always warms my heart listening to a Narcissist talk about his failing therapy sessions.

[@Cyxz666]

I like Tom trying to say he's not a crazy driver, meanwhile Potter telling stories about Tom going 120+ on a highway

[@nopenohandleforme]

I would rather smell Sickler's hat every day for the rest of my life than smell Bart's hat once.

[@Stalker6622]

BART who ?

[@Rosskles]

@@Stalker6622 Brent Crystal's

[@joshrigdon633]

Ghheeeey

[@Okillydokilly69]

Burnt Chrysler ?

[@samanthab1923]

Right? How is he complaining? Never washes or brushes his teeth

[@justindavis8104]

I call this an "active podcast" because I can't just set my phone down and do something else, I have to "actively" skip the 8 ads in the show. It's kind of nice because it keeps me from being complacent. I feel like I'm achieving something while listening.

[@diarrheawarrior7919]

😂 the worst is when your listening to podcasts in the shower and cant skip because your hands are full of soap lol

[@justindavis8104]

@@diarrheawarrior7919 this is an everyday occurrence for me. sometimes I feel like podcasts know when you're showering, that's when the ads play.

[@minmatenx]

Sucks paying for premium only for everyone to be doing reads n shit. Oh well

[@higglybiggly1174]

KZbin Vanced. Skips ads for you even the ad reads by the actual podcast hosts. Don't even have to touch the phone

[@bob3007]

@@higglybiggly1174 holy shit it skips the ad reads too? i've had an iphone for a decade and i stg this will make me switch. i fucking hate this piece of shit anyways gimmie a reason lmao

[@ValoBG28]

Honestly would love to see a video of Tom showing off all his cars and nice fancy clothes and house that he has because as long time fan I have followed and supported the mommies for close to ten years now so I feel joy in their success

[@jesusmartinez8917]

Winners mentality 💯- Tom Segura

[@jenniferjackson1268]

@@jesusmartinez8917his dads not really winning anymore is he? 😂😂😂😂

[@danedorris7384]

Watching this while in the hospital after surgery and I can truly say two bears has been helping me get through it all !

[@darrensanimalsreptilesfish30]

Get well jeans

[@ryanp6999]

No one cares about your feelings. C'mon man, didn't you watch the first 8 minutes?

[@omarluyando9353]

Wishing you a Speedy recovery bud 💙 hospitals suck

[@ianmurray4081]

Had me in stitches 🧵 too!

[@nicolejaurequi8369]

Tom's rant and the cuts to Bert's silence was so amazing 😭😭😭

[@freeman7079]

Oh….so instead of feeling bad about my wife having cancer I can just refuse to feel anything other than joyful anticipation….!!!

[@lewisjones3403]

Please talk about watches more, I love how passionate you guys get about them and watches are such an interesting topic. Maybe talk about them in terms of how many average months rent they cost, that'd be even better

[@BoolyK]

It's funny that Bert doesn't trust therapists because he fully expects them to fix his problems for him. Makes sense

[@jamineamina5429]

also funny that people give up hundreds of dollars an hour to reaffirm things they already know

[@ThePhantomBean]

@@jamineamina5429 Is that what therapy is?

[@BoolyK]

@@jamineamina5429 pal, that ego is holding you back from significant growth, and this is coming from someone who thought the very same thing at one point. The people that think they know everything about themselves and don't need therapy are literally telling the world that they live in a bubble. Giving up on self discovery is too limiting in the grand scheme. Best of luck

[@ForbiddenFruit999]

@@jamineamina5429 lol bet you cant even get out of bed

[@jamineamina5429]

@@ForbiddenFruit999 i bet youve never had sex with someone that isnt fat

[@matthewbaldasari6713]

This was the last episode of YMH we listened. Dude halved his audience. Who wants to hear inside jokes, I would rather some rich guy talk smack to me. Great job dude. Really helped Bert's movie career by the by.

[@smokinguns1]

Dude, that story about your daughter understanding how hard everyone worked. For you to afford her iPad. I hope you realize how good of a job you've done as a dad.

[@Cyxz666]

I think that's more Leeann's influence

[@Greeezy]

Like kids aren't their own people with their own thoughts. Jesus man

[@amandaunterbrink9127]

Yes that's really impressive of her. A lot of adults don't understand that math.

[@VideoNozoki]

Agreed. - THANK YOU Brett for being absent most of the time, so that she had a chance to grow up to become an empathetic person.

[@lacefacethegreat]

Watching Bert throw Sickler's hat like that and I literally said NO SIR out loud. We don't disrespect Ryan like that. 🤣

[@Smiley-Coyote]

😂😂 Not often a comment makes me legit laugh out loud. I took was like "DAAAAMN Bert whats with the bad 'tude?"

[@abeeazy]

36:49 Bert's road rage story followed up by the Betterhelp ad is hilarious

[@Rosskles]

After shit talking therapists lol

[@Cyxz666]

I'm sure he felt like a big boy afterwards 😆

[@toastedjoe1013]

He also did a mom joke to the guy and thought he was a comedic genius.

[@user-qy4xo4id1t]

@@toastedjoe1013 you missed the joke.

[@SushiPizza42]

I'm one of those guys that is just really happy for all the success of the people I am a fan of. I might be jealous of the amazing things and experiences they have but I barely feel that, and not as a negative emotion. The strongest emotion is happiness that the people I'm such a big fan of are doing so well. It's like pride that my guy has made it and gets to enjoy everything that comes with that.

[@ericmarshall8413]

Bert can't go more than one hour without talking about hypothetically leaving his wife or family.

[@thepowerofmyth]

Love it 😂

[@ForbiddenFruit999]

Naa he for shure cheated on his wife, he is just preparing the mat before the fall

[@WeThePeepHole333]

Maybe but your mom can/has!

[@goomba7495]

@@ForbiddenFruit999 Bert has negative libido

[@thepowerofmyth]

@@ForbiddenFruit999 cringe/incel comment. Good job 😂😆

[@_cisxo_3271]

The amount of mix messaging I get off of Bert is the same reason they’re sponsored by Better Help 😂🍻

[@nicholasbianchi330]

You guys should write a whole hour on each other and release it as a two part special!

[@delataylor]

YES!!!!! Excellent idea!!!

[@coreywhite7577]

Bert: “why don’t you have your fat mom google it. It was his girlfriend, I ruined their night” Bert 3 seconds later: “this video is sponsored by better help”

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

That was pretty bad for him to do that but to be proud of it enough to tell everyone is even worse. It's really not something to be proud of doing.

[@BaronBacon]

@@RolandSpecialSauce Exactly. I feel bad for the woman stuck in the middle of those two doofuses.

[@ghamilton00]

You guys quoting Belly really made me love you more!

[@nickbarrett5748]

“Don’t complain about your feelings” I love you Tom Segura hahah

[@captainvimes6079]

I agree to a point, I've done standup and it's annoying when people line up to bitch at you about your jokes. But it's also on you to not be a douchebag on purpose idk

[@Okillydokilly69]

@@captainvimes6079 nope; that’s gay . Be better jeans

[@larrygraham4875]

@@captainvimes6079 exactly.

[@mith2946]

@@Okillydokilly69 I love making of myself and bad humor but Tom is way to balck and white on that. Hes a psychopath and cant empathize. He is wrong though on the you are in complete control of your feelings broad statement. Like if there is a midget in the crowd and Tom says have you ever noticed those little freaks running around, can't stand being around them. It's not going to be in his control to not feel bad lol, which Tom thinks it is.

[@WKRP187]

@@mith2946 There's a big difference between someone getting their precious feelings hurt because Tom has nice stuff and they don't and essentially being a racist. Quit acting like it's the same thing

[@barmanvarn]

"I just learned how to fly a plane!" That was genius and wasn't even noticed. LOL

[@JJ-vh8ex]

I thought the same thing!

[@whyamimrsparkleitsmyporkpi6423]

Ditto. Totally flew over their heads

[@Hungryhipoe]

The fact that people actually take time out of their day to write a letter to Tom complaining about how him buying a watch upsets them is astounding to me.

[@polisheagle1858]

Yea, they need to go live their shitty life in a closet somewhere and not bother the rest of the world.

[@mith2946]

Those people are crazy. Tom is wrong though on the you are in control of your feelings broad statement. Like if there is a midget in the crowd and Tom says have you ever noticed those little freaks running around, can't stand being around them. It's not going to be in his control to not feel bad lol, which Tom thinks it is.

[@OhhHilarious]

The fact that people actually take time out of their day to go and comment about people taking time out of their day to write Tom complaining is astounding to me. 😆

[@daemonelectricity]

It's a lot, but the show has become quite a bit about Burt and Tom's materialistic pursuits over the past couple of years. How often do you hear Bill Burr talk about how much money he's making?

[@WKRP187]

@@daemonelectricity Guess what you'd do if you were making that kinda money?? You'd talk about shit you've bought are going to buy and how much money you're making. Get the hell over it

[@GreyBeardSlim]

Bert doing a Better-Help ad after saying therapists don't wanna help you because that money-well would dry up is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

[@thecollector5276]

Bert's rant on dentists is pure Gold! He plays dumb so much on this show, I sometimes forget he's actually a good comedian and then he drops one like this and I'm floored!

[@crimenurse3236]

Tom is filled with rage this episode hahaha, love it, your face was more red than when that light fell on your head

[@majikjuggalo]

If you think this is about a car…

[@maggotreynolds9749]

Yeah.. when the "light fell"

[@jrockMW311]

Hearing this Podcast every Monday morning sets the tone for the rest of my week. Thanks, fellas.... Let's go everybody don't be poor!!!

[@Choscura]

KEEP IT HIGH AND TIGHT MOMMIES!

[@det.caribou7405]

JA JA! 👖

[@clevermissfox]

Always jeans!

[@kristiskinner8542]

Tell that to all these low & loose fat poor chomos showing up here every week

[@NickSchneiderChannel]

Who needs therapy when you have these guys!?!?

[@seth5153]

Things to take away 1) Tom cares so much he reads reddit and the comment section of KZbin 2) Bert thinks he knows what hard work is (pretty funny ngl) 3)Tom is either rebranding or is completely tone deaf 4) this podcast has reached its peak

[@BrandonDubsComedy]

L take get Better views and step up

[@codyallen8843]

The betterhelp add placed immediately after Burnt tells a story about him road raging and ruining a strangers day is perfect

[@kelty2424]

Isla's talk about 10 people and her iPad was awesome 🤯

[@chrism.4577]

Tom was unironically motivational today. Let’s go. I wish he started the show every week like that. Throw some pep in my step on a monday morning!

[@Aminal92]

The pitch Bert hit after saying that Tom asked for Aaron’s number, could break glass. And Tom legit responded like an annoyed older brother 😂

[@freshnjuicy3392]

Listening to bert shit on therapists and then listening to him do an ad for BetterHelp within the same episode is fucking gold 👌

[@jthawken123]

Bert is like the friends I had in high school, that had a band for a week and wanted to play the largest arena in the city, before they had written any songs. There were so so so many steps to go through before even beginning to think of that lol.

[@boulderrock9094]

2 bears talking about Pat Mcafee is the mash up I need

[@Codeinecharisma]

Tom you're so lucky to have a mother that is still alive at 78

[@merrimackvalleyblackdog45]

No, she's lucky... to have a son like Tom

[@kristiskinner8542]

What? Its not abnormal for women to live to 78. Nursing homes are full of 80+/90+ year old women (some are in their 70s but its primarily 80+). Havnt worked in one for several years now but the majority of the population was old women- it was proably 75% old women 25% old men. My moms doing better than I am at 73 (and proably looks 20yrs younger than Toms mom) than I am at 43 but she doesnt have all the spinal issues from nursing that i do, she had a desk job for 50 or so yrs

[@Chris-e9y4e]

@@kristiskinner8542 men die sooner to get away from the nagging

[@bobsmith_]

@@kristiskinner8542 This person's mom obviously didn't make it to that age and neither did mine, what are you trying to accomplish with your comment?...

[@sierracumpston3025]

@@kristiskinner8542 why did you think anybody cared about this long winded response lmao

[@brysonhearn787]

Hopefully Tim can say more than 20 words this week

[@beans356]

Hopefully this wasn't recorded six weeks ago.

[@cmb6087]

@@beans356 Lol if ya know, ya know.

[@Cyxz666]

@@beans356 spoilers, it was

[@SandraFerreira-ll1lg]

That Isla story made me cry….your raising a beautiful human😊

[@AVISA16]

Tom: You shouldn’t let people’s words affect your mood or attitude Tom: Allows a random nobody on the internet to affect his mood and attitude

[@davidpatriot1082]

I just made the same comment, Im glad to see others see whats obvious and that this comment is the number 2 comment right now

[@ComfortableTool86]

Tom is way more out of touch than I realized

[@stgeorgethepurist8311]

He thinks the fans leaving are due his financial success. He is so out of touch he doesn't realize his behavior and hurt fatty mentality demeanor is "off pudding". For those of us 90s Howard Stern fans, the entire Moms house podcats are a mere modernize mirror of the Howard show. The weird characters like Howard's wack pack, the undertone Nazi/racist jokes - Howard Daniel Carver, the "Live shows" just like Howard's specials/live shows... even the sound board is a hacky copy of Fred's sound board. The entire show is a hack job but it STILL it used to be funny... besides the dogface wife. she isn't funny at all. OH.. ALSO the inclusion of the "wacky parents" also like Howard's.

[@Ragnarok6664]

O losers

[@gianlucabolzacchini6561]

Timestamp ?

[@evanprotsman9623]

Can’t have an episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave without hearing about Bret’s unhealthy diet, his consumption of alcohol and his blood pressure medication making his toes numb.

[@maybeaspider3456]

yeah it's great how this one was filmed in October as well. really cool to listen to a 2 month old episode full of ad reads and yelling at fans for being poor

[@bradfordeffingleigh96669]

YMH Studios has been crushing it for years. Thank you for making my life better each episode.

[@bayleiweed75]

Tom’s pep talks really get me going first thing on a Monday morning.

[@mitchhawkyard9587]

Tom caught himself from calling Bert a Rockstar during the Aaron texts and that is character development 🤣😮‍💨

[@devinsilva2102]

At 7:57 that was amazing. People always complain instead of taking responsibility and fixing their problems. And the 20 grand thing freaking comedic genius. You know some little cry babies are losing their mind right now. Get a second job or work OT if you can’t afford your rent you cowards how is that anyone else’s fault ?

[@Ben-fn8wm]

I'm not rich and I love when you indulge on what you like, cars, murders, etc...keep on keeping on. Fuck the haters. We all got to dream and achieve, you made it a reality, kudos to you Tim.

[@boostedz]

Brett: "I can do 40 push-ups" We all saw sober october

[@vorpal8285]

Bart gives us great insight on the mind of the average dumb guy. He's so brave.

[@bradleywest6821]

It really lends credence to what Tom was saying too because this fuck¡ng id¡ot has a looot of money

[@Groundhog_yay]

Toms speech about choosing how you feel is the realest damn thing I have EVER heard.

[@weslatham6163]

Every single person in this world needs a top bear like Tom. Be like Top Bear. Top Dog to Top Bear.

[@mandihollingsworth182]

Tom is speaking the truth 100% Preach brother preach 👏

[@guadalupevelasquez7901]

I love how Bart lost his mind in the beginning and started shitting on therapy. Then he proceeded to do a fucking read for Better Help afterwards 😂

[@gpsgrader]

Bert doing that high pitched laughing while talking is murder on the headphones

[@R0lanZ0]

I fast forward every single time that pitch starts

[@ryanp6999]

@@R0lanZ0 samesies

[@jasoncallow6151]

It's either that or talking so low while trying to be intense that you can't hear anything

[@Br_ittany1119]

I love it when Zaddy Tom scolds his listeners.

[@ryanirving3388]

Not long before he reaches Tim Dillion status and the unapologetic rich guy shtick folds him.

[@kiv2193]

@@ryanirving3388 yea if hes not careful hes going to alienate most of listeners. Most of us are poor af and will never be able to relate to their conversations.

[@Mae__Day1]

@@ryanirving3388 facts... it's only palatable for a certain amount of time

[@Br_ittany1119]

@Kiv Apparently, there is a big audience for poor sad loser stuff. You all should start a podcast yourselves 😂

[@clevermissfox]

I don’t get off on degradation or humiliation but I love when he calls us Fat Poors, it’s so fucking funny

[@bottomtothetop1280]

Why have we waited this long to hear that story about Ila and the ipad? Thats a great one bert, my guy, you are and you already know but you are the single best story teller of all times. The Goat! even if half of it is exaggerated! FEED US BIG BOY!!!

[@BaldBoiLeaf]

Toms impression of Ellis kills me every time 💀

[@Comedy.nation313__]

Toms ted talk was great 😂

[@andrewboudreau5279]

As a former loser I loved it lol

[@manvswoodbeam]

Very offensive

[@jaytierney]

Damn poors need to hear it.

[@joshuahudson5250]

The irony of Tom saying normal people don't live in the real world is madness😂😂

[@impossiblegems]

His kids are like - who are you? Oh yea the 🤡🙃

[@kristiskinner8542]

So just cuz you complain about being poor to a person that worked for decades to not be poor that makes you "normal" smh🤦‍♀️

[@anti-emo4721]

@@kristiskinner8542 Who do you think listens to comedy podcasts? We all plebs here! Don't mess with your fans is the number one rule in show business. Why do you think singers in boy bands pretend to be single?

[@AndySDCS]

I like how they always forget to mention that Tom's dad paid his rent for the first year that he moved to LA

[@Nysackman]

@@AndySDCS what the fuck does that have to do with anything lol? his dad paid for his rent for 1 year 25 years ago so what?

[@GLo1991]

I love when Tom begins telling a story and is immediately sidetrack by Bart and his R worded mind

[@digitalsalsas]

Same here because Tim is boring and Bert is funny

[@michaeljacksin9367]

its pretty retarded to say r worded

[@pato77781]

Did you really just say R word, you retard?

[@imnotbenavery9220]

Votes for Tom 👍🏻

[@michaeljacksin9367]

@@imnotbenavery9220 who said this was democracy

[@chillwalker]

In Germany there is an initiative, started by the Comedian Felix Lobrecht, that when you are struggeling financially, you can write him and get free tickets for the show. I think this concept is now casual in the german comedy. Yes. We have comedy in germany too ;-)

[@sarahlowell3763]

I don't see the comment but Belly is one of the best movies ever and I am so glad they spent some time talking about it

[@SirFluffyVI]

Every time I stop working out for months, it's always seeing Bert do some athletic shit that gets me back into it. Thanks.