Rob Lowe's Incredible Life | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 196

[@nickdimasi1623]

It was really nice of Rob to come on the show and interview Bart.

[@LLynneM]

That’s so UNFAIR! It was nice of Rob to watch Bert interview Bert.

[@nickdimasi1623]

😂😂

[@stellarart3444]

🤣🤣🤣

[@hala9175]

Bart, or Fart?

[@c.sanchez4521]

😂😂😂😂

[@brittanyboucher3536]

Rob tried so hard and did so well managing bert's excitement/over reactions to fame fascination. I really appreciated Rob's delivery of responses and stories.

[@comfykeegs]

🤖

[@stefanieromay2212]

Damn Rob! Looking so yummy and so cool! I'd give anything to be in the 80s and get a shot with Rob Lowe. I. Want. To. Be. In. His. Sex. Tape. ❤😢

[@PeoplePerson2020]

Like… he’s COUGHING cause he’s getting so giddy and squealing every 5 minutes lmaoo

[@michaelweber7989]

I feel like Rob really enjoyed this. They're energy together was great to watch

[@bill-or-somthingbill4390]

You can tell that’s who he is though. He’s a people pleaser. I’m not familiar with his works but from the guy in the chair, he is fascinating.

[@ZacharyWill]

Rob has the patience of a saint.

[@matthewgrzesiak8980]

We’ll done Bret, you booked one of the greatest on the show and talked over him the whole time and made it all about you.

[@hbadge22]

Lmao 🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@mt1paqman]

It was bad, I had to stop watching.

[@sumoblues]

Uh DUH.

[@brettedwards6841]

This is a good ad to send you anywhere else you can see Rob interviewed.

[@thomashelman3118]

Took me 5 attempts to get through the episode. Bert needs to quit drinking and stop eating. If he just went Carnivore he would drop 50lbs of fat in 2-3 months☮️☮️☮️

[@thefranserrano.tattoo]

Imagine how many stories Lowe could have told if Bert could be quiet for over 30 seconds.

[@UniteOrDie2024]

That would be the last sign of the apocalypse.

[@JDSharar13]

He told a lot of stories on this pod tho

[@kerrodmckenna7943]

@@JDSharar13he told a lot of half stories

[@lisamalcolm8925]

His stories were horrible. A big thing about Denver and then being a horse and his bad sex. Rob was cut off so much.

[@PlzReturnYourShoppingCart]

I wish to god that he would have let him speak.. At the very least help plug Rob's shows properly because I want to watch them. God, Bert is so emotionally taxing when you want to hear from the guest. When this notification came up I put it on watch later bc I knew I had to prepare myself to be upset about the interview.

[@AarononYoutube]

Burnt: Is your mom still alive? Rob: No she died in 2013 Bret: oh ok, so were you always a stud?

[@SuperMortiki]

Yeah, not the best interviewer but very personable, and people relate to Bert.

[@casualwater698]

Was waiting for a "sorry to hear that" but of course there wasn't one lol

[@currenlopez1978]

I was like “that’s a transition”

[@josef2012]

​@@SuperMortikiIf you relate to Bert,please consult a physician.

[@danicalaureeolson]

Just finished that part and knew there would already be a comment. Jesus….. Bart is just the worst in that way.

[@CheesyCrotch]

Just here to see how Rob Lowe's Incredible life translates into a story about Bert.

[@stellarart3444]

😂😂😂

[@kay_eff]

Crazy how that happens😂

[@MeticulousTechTV]

Bert definitely gonna try to one-up him in the first 5 minutes

[@jeremymcclure3372]

“Rob your so good looking, here’s a story about my first kiss”

[@matearl1989]

I read this comment at the same time he did it hahaha

[@pedrodiaz2855]

It’s amazing to see Rob, a spectacle of a man at 60, and then there’s Brett, 10 years younger than Rob, who is coughing a lung the whole ep and has no control over his farts.

[@acedegenerate2254]

No doubt.

[@whataloadofbollox]

as soon as he said 60 and Brent said he was 50 I was about to write something but here we are 😂

[@jeremymcclure3372]

F

[@jybrdls3647]

As fucked up as it may sound, the only other time I’ve seen a belly like Barts and in variety was in Alvarado close to Dtla, jokes aside hopefully there’s no health issuesp

[@crackthefoundation_]

And you know Bert is essentially the six million dollar man at this point - I wonder what his routine is to keep himself not-dead and able to talk. Mushrooms and Vyvanse and lots of B vitamins to make up for the booze? Prob like $300 a day not counting the booze.

[@Plumbob-nd2kc]

“You’ve got your hose, I’ve got mine”Rob Lowes missed joke. I’m dying inside. He’s quick and witty.

[@smilenowlaughlater]

rob lowe carried the whole podcast on his shoulders 😂😂 meanwhile bert was coughing and farting at the same time😂

[@xr750xr]

Bloated , low Iq

[@knowahnosenothing4862]

That's why they called him "The Machine" by the Russian mob. His farts and belching were unmatched.

[@stellarart3444]

Bert is exactly like Chris Farley doing interviews on SNL. 😂

[@ajrob77]

“Member….member…member that time you were in that movie? Yeahhh… that was awesome” 😂🤣

[@squinies3628]

Please don’t insult Chris that way.

[@IdealConflict]

I hope bret is doing a bit too

[@J-mc7kz]

Except Chris was funny.

[@paulmacrath8985]

But Chris Farley was talented and funny

[@andrewtruex]

This would be a phenomenal episode if it was Tom and Rob Lowe

[@maxwellclements3253]

There’s gonna come a point where Bert takes these seriously. I hope he knows we do actually enjoy him 😅

[@GBHSbandperson]

Speak for yourself

[@andyr7267]

Nobody rests on their laurels like Burp. He's got to have compromising pics of Tom

[@jeninlight]

Maybe they are saving up for Tom and his best friends, Brad Pitt and Jason Momoa

[@AmandaBurns14]

​​@@jeninlightat this point, I can only hope. I do like Burnt and Tom together, but when it's a Brent episode, it truly is a "Bortcast" pod --- happy to see Rob Lowe, but would be better if it was Tommy Buns and Rob 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@calecoin]

Rob just chillin, looking good as ever. Bert’s kidney and lungs battling Armageddon.

[@lisamalcolm8925]

Bert has now spent 20 minutes asking Rob what his day is like and cutting him off every other sec. Still waiting on it.

[@drivehard2395]

Tom set this up for Bert. Bert needs to meet someone big who got sober.

[@Wheezyb925]

Bert’s never getting sober, he’ll drink himself to death…. with a smile and his shirt off

[@amybrowncomedy]

💯 Percent!

[@rogerwilco1777]

..but but his doctor gave him a shot of Testosterone.. That 'cured' his fatty liver and gave him the green light to eat 3 pizzas every night

[@loveistheanswer687]

Keep the sober famous people coming at some point he’ll understand it’s a podcast intervention

[@blickygobrrrrr]

💯🎯

[@stevemarshall6564]

Rob Lowe got to showcase another great quality of his we rarely get to see in light of dealing with Bart's constant interruptions - patience.

[@impatient1]

Rob telling the deepest life changing story and Bert just interrupting and talking about the same story for the thousandth time.

[@jessicahale5793]

Bert continually interrupting Rob to say “keep going” 😂

[@codywendt5218]

Bert telling Rob he’s pretty and perfectly symmetrical is exactly the caliber conversation we knew was going to happen

[@onedayatatime723]

It was really good to hear all of Barts stories. Hope he's back on next week.

[@utubeSome]

😂

[@AnthonyPosterino]

Welcome back to celebrities listening to Bert stories. This week we have Rob Lowe

[@TurdFerguson456]

Acknowledging you have an incredible life and unbelievable features while being as down to earth as a normal guy is why Rob Lowe is great and why everybody loves him.

[@boomdog349]

Imagine the amazing stories we could’ve heard about Rob. This isn’t sustainable if they’re going to keep doing separate shows.

[@mzerebniak]

Wow, what an inspiration! 33 years is beast mode. I like how Rob incorporated sober thinking without pressure on Bart.

[@wickedfoxbodys1044]

Rob is so chill and he allows Bert to be himself without getting annoyed. So awesome

[@lucasdamask]

Rob Lowe is a living legend, nothing but respect for that man. LEGEND!

[@FoundingChambers]

It's UNBEARABLE to watch Bert interview someone. Bert is decently funny at stand up, but MAN this aspect of the job he fails at so much. Time to go watch where my mom's at!

[@avyouandme]

I’ve stopped watching 2 Bears altogether unless Bart isn’t on. Can’t do it anymore

[@katizzle92]

Honestly his stand up isn't even that good

[@FoundingChambers]

@@katizzle92 true

[@briano1642]

When do they talk about rehab/sobriety? That's all I want to see. I think Bert is seriously considering it and I hope he goes for it! EDIT: 41:00 EDIT 2: Goddammit, Bert turned into a "I had a big head as a kid" story in less than a minute. The search continues...

[@josef2012]

Bert is not seriously considering it 😂

[@gerardbyrnes7529]

Then a minute into that topic he starts drinking whiskey out of a mug lol

[@lisamalcolm8925]

Bert said he wanted to go but with everyone knowing he wasn't going to stop drinking. He said he wanted someone to chloroform him and wake up there. But he said he just wanted to go to be alone for a month. Such a dumb story.

[@TommyTBags]

Rob looks like he’s about turn 40. Brett looks like he turned up dead in a river. #bloated PS- ♥️ you Bert

[@thawkereynolds]

Bert is doing a tremendous job of asking a question then proceeding to give his own answer before listening to his guests response. I’m sure glad he was the one to get Rob Lowe.😂

[@dylanpereira4934]

Rob: “in order to get sober you have to have an epiphany” Bart: “oh my god what was your epiphany?” Rob: “here, I’ll tell ya. It was a movie I watched, ah shoot what’s the name of it” Bart: “OH is this whiskey?! Rob do you mind if I drink?” 😂 I couldn’t stop laughing

[@douggraves8958]

Nicely written Dylan. Touche.

[@ThPntratr]

Lmmfao you got that too!!!

[@hijinks21]

20 seconds in and Bart is already telling a bad story just about him

[@Josh-ie4hb]

Rob crushed this fan boy session 😂😂

[@SlashingMike]

Bert, in all honesty you have SO many epiphany moments, and this whole episode was an epiphany moment sitting there talking to you. Learn from this man, ease up on the party life and live a long time and keep making us all laugh! Rather have ya around tellin jokes the next 40 years Bert! That goes triple for your family and Toms family! Rob Lowe just came in here giving you the best advice from his own experiences. Love ya Bert!

[@lagwall]

Great interview of Rob Lowe. Bert answered every question Rob never asked him and then some. 😂

[@discopotato675]

We couldn't get Tom for this?

[@SAHtoshiDude]

Bert is the better interviewer anyways

[@AirWindFire]

@@SAHtoshiDude good one 🤣🤣🤣

[@PangetKano]

@@SAHtoshiDudeOk Bert. 🙄

[@DixonMiaynis]

​@@SAHtoshiDudeyou mean the guy who just explained to his guest what his guest's show is about?

[@discopotato675]

@@SAHtoshiDude you mean at interviewing himself... Right?

[@juanitaleak6482]

How does Rob Lowe look better now than in the 80’s.

[@macaroniissteroids9402]

Rob Lowes incredible life. Cant wait to hear about it on another podcast

[@Beast-mf7br]

hopefully he does Neal Brennan's pod

[@lisamalcolm8925]

I would have loved if Rob could have been interviewed by someone not obsessed with himself and hacking up a lung while getting drunk.

[@18Callahan]

“OMG is this whiskey ?” Give Bert’s enablers a raise.

[@maxwiidanen7281]

He for sure set that up and acted surprised

[@Multimedia_Magic]

Rob was fantastic, really good. I hope he comes back, without Bart the fanboy making a fool of himself. This is why Tom needs to host the celebrities, if Bart manages to finish a sentence, it's only to fanboy out.

[@jim6170]

Burnt without Tom or a celebrity would cause such bad view numbers Burnt would kill himself

[@samanthab1923]

Yes! Keep this hyper active booze bag away from the talent.

[@KevinBolter]

Bert: I’m not gonna bring up any of my dreams.. Bert: (2 seconds later) proceeds to tell stories of dreams

[@janeenstiffler]

This was the worst part for me. Like Rob has real stories that actually took place that we all want to hear and fucking Fart just wants to repeat, mindlessly how he won’t talk about his dreams as he fucking talks endlessly about his meaningless fucking dreams. FUCK!!

[@whataloadofbollox]

I wish Tom was doing this interview, or at least be there to reel Brent in now and again !

[@joebreakerx]

Of course Bert got this guest bear (instead of Tom). Fuckkkkksake

[@rackyw00t]

Dammit, Rob is about to tell something interesting and can’t even get the thought out Burt we already know all of this about you

[@jaydubbs3372]

Burt and Shaub should start a podcast called "my friends got me here"

[@batmantoast8013]

Bert: *sets up good story and discussion with solid question or thought* Guest: *starts coherent and interesting story or thought* Bert: *interrupts guest to tell own thought or story* Guest: *doesn’t finish interesting thought or story*

[@Zed6788h]

It’s infuriating

[@douglasmurphy3266]

45 second intro, and by 0:59 it is Bert talking about himself while Rob Lowe listens and asks questions

[@vandy0419]

Shout out to Dayton! Rob Lowe is on our list of people we're proud of to have from here.

[@ClintonMad]

Ohio versus the world!!

[@richardcharles9349]

Ohio vs everybody

[@ScottHoover-vx8rb]

Ohio vs. The Universe!

[@redlogicsquare]

The timing on that first ad drop ... solid gold.

[@hbadge22]

What a sweetheart of a human being.. wow

[@drewharry88]

Man hearing Rob talk so fondly of Tulsa and the Admiral Twin makes me so proud to be a 918'er.. I love Tulsa and am proud to call it home!

[@PlzReturnYourShoppingCart]

My favorite part is when the guest was able to tell 1/16 of an entire story.

[@Dirt_Merchant]

Doesn’t buy fancy things, wears a 220k dollar watch to a podcast. What a card lol. Rob seems like such a genuinely happy individual, and his patience with Bartholomew is saint like. I gotta give it to Bert here too, he seemed genuinely engaged and only made this episode like 40% about him which is a really great number 😂

[@ygkemosabi8280]

well, in perspective with 100 million being a lowball to his money and every rapper having a 500k richard i would say he doesnt "buy fancy things"

[@matthewsmcdill]

That Patek is excellent. Super hard to get as well. Good choice there.

[@2011Jayceon]

Burte doing a 12 step program. Step one; Rob Lowe

[@dagmonrabal7547]

ROB LOWE is the coolest on the planet 🎉🎉🎉

[@MyGoodFriendJon]

19:03 - Bert's comment followed immediately by an ad reading "first impressions matter" was so funny!

[@dankoch5418]

Absolutely love Rob Lowe! The man's list of credits....so many bangers

[@roymundy4122]

Holy shit. I preface this I’m a huge Bert fan. But 5 min in and this Bert who is actually listening and pausing not just machine gunning stories and questions is far more enjoyable. Keep up the adderall lol

[@papa_pt]

That lasts about 20 minutes

[@shoffman75]

Which pod did you watch? 😂

[@mieruKai]

Give it 15 more minutes, he picks up. They might have cut where he drank the whiskey, he goes back to his old stuff. At least he realizes it. He asked a few good questions, but 'I would argue' not to let him drink alone on the podcast

[@TheCupiedoll]

Someone needs to count how many times Bert compares himself to Rob. Also, how many times he says "I" "my" and "me".

[@howardbiel1958]

Bert invites people on to his show to them about his life every episode.😂

[@Twirlingbarbie]

Rob Lowe is one of the few people that is not only handsome but also has a great personality

[@Charoul]

Where’s Tom when you need him🙂

[@VeryOkay]

rob is so good he made bert tolerable for an episode… I can’t believe it.

[@scottobrien1289]

Bert is ten years younger than Rob Lowe, but looks ten years older 😅

[@traceyroyer993]

My first & last episode with Bert... Thanks Rob, you're a saint... 💚

[@tylerworkman7826]

The outsider was one of the best book to movies ever hands down

[@intentionallylost]

Another Bertcast...

[@KoupeDeVille716]

Also if I’m not wrong Rob almost had Bert talked into going to rehab 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@murppy9785]

The disappointment i feel in my heart when a new 2 bears drops and there’s no Tom, just Bert interviewing himself when as a celebrity watches.

[@traceyroyer993]

When I was a teeny bopper, I bought a post card with a gorgeous black & white photo of Rob Lowe. I displayed it on my bedroom wall for years. What a stunning looking man. Too pretty for me... 🤗💚☮

[@ianthain8138]

'I melt with you' is an amazing forgotten Rob Lowe movie, very very dark

[@kaighSea]

Bert doing his best to ensure Rob will never do another podcast like this.

[@InglouriousBradsterd]

Lets listen to Burnt Chrysler interrupt Rob Lowe and talk about himself

[@kevinknight1924]

Rob Lowe is the MAN. What a privilege to listen to this.

[@Toddkelley74]

Rob is 60?! Is he a vampire?! He looks 38!😂😂

[@lukeberthiaume595]

“ I was too attractive in high school it was terrible.” Bro I was so fat I had to sell drugs to get a girl to spit on me not out of disgust.

[@lukeberthiaume595]

Can we please do a Nadav and Daddy Demarco 2 bears episode 😂 paramedics on standby

[@shawnbradford2243]

Natives running trainer, Daddy D catches him he has his way. Native will run so fast!

[@CAHNE]

Paramedics? Nah, just throw him a Tylenol

[@colind1637]

@@CAHNEand one way too small band-aid

[@BlackoMuiri]

I love how Bart fails so hard at not making somebody else’s story about him!!

[@joemade7071]

Bert perpetually has the expression of “I’m just waiting for my turn to speak” on his face

[@tjtampa214]

You're right, Rob Lowe has done excellent things in many lanes. 👏

[@RyneMurray23]

"If I keep my body moving, and my mind occupied at all times, I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair" -Chris Traeger 😂

[@taylorbrookeec]

Okay so we all love talking about how Bert talks over guests WAY too much but I think we can all agree this is why Tom loves him so much and his pure innocence 1:15:29 🥺

[@UnTiltedN10]

Not only does Tom make a hilarious face during the add around 21:00, but it comes immediately after Bert is talking about pissing next to someone 😂😂😂

[@corymoreland2804]

Rob Lowe is the most likeable down to earth celebrity

[@Madagon367]

Rob is almost ten years older than Burnt. Some of those baby blood drinkers stories must be true.

[@ChrisSmith-ec6qp]

I'm stabbing babies with straws like they're juice boxes if I'll look like Rob Lowe.

[@2011Jayceon]

It helps not having 10 lbs of fat around your neck and face.

[@JP-tt8gn]

These two are on polar opposites of a health scale

[@migzydrift]

💤🥱

[@JTMags]

33 years of sobriety helps too lol

[@Garblegox]

before I watch, I predict that Burp spends 60-90% of the episode convincing Rob that his life was more incredible

[@schingh1973]

Well, you’re not wrong, but it includes a fart and near death.

[@inuenndo_]

Bert equates everything someone says to a possible relation to himself

[@wendyrhodes4745]

DUDE! Bert do you realize how rare it is to be able to lucid dream without even trying? That’s amazing! I think they kick me out every time I try for asking too many questions😅

[@HonRevPTB]

THAT WAS OUTSTANDING, ROB IS A LEGEND, THAT STORY HE TOLD AT THE END WAS ABSOLUTELY HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!

[@joshloker6714]

It's like Brent can't help himself talking over great guest's! I hope they redo this one and have Tom do it!! That should be a thing have Brent "interview " people and then have Tom do the same interview. It's funny how completely different it would be! Brent would just talk about himself and Tom would actually have great candor with the guest

[@LocChicago5]

Rob Lowe did a insane job in this interview acting like he was Jhon Cena with a handi cap adult fan...... bravo rob 👏 nailed it you can tell little bert krieshner was a happy little guy after this interview LOL 😆

[@dennyhayes294]

If Rob has that kind of patience, imagine how much Tom has dealing with him on a daily basis. Rogan was the only one to shut him up so he could finish his shit.

[@jwingnut1]

The Grinder was the best!! Rob's character (Dean) was outlandish, self-absorbed, but still likable. And then you have his dad, who is blind to all of his son's faults and isn't concerned that his actor son believes he can be a lawyer because it's the family business.

[@voice_of_a_little_lady]

"When an alcoholic talks to a cutout cardboard guest" --brand new Bort pod hopefully coming soon!

[@bullred21101]

Is Bert ok? Interviewing a legend with a respiratory infection lol

[@nasko235679]

Outside of his severe narcissism, raging alcoholism, morbid obesity and possible cirrhosis he's doing just fine.

[@AussieLivvy]

2 incredible men…I’m speechless 😶 My teenage heartthrob is truly an amazing man. It feels good to know that not all male celebrities are assholes ❤

[@PatrickFussy]

Middle of an interview with Rob Lowe Bert: I’m gonna FaceTime every famous person I know

[@jshrobinson00]

Man when bert can't be there for a pod. Just use tom. Nobody wants to listen to a bertcast.

[@YourLastWish]

Bertcast

[@Mike-ol2dd]

Rob Lowe salt of the Earth. Great interview Bert.