Ep. 95 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

[@hollywebber1461]

"Ashton Kutcher says pools count as showers. I'm almost certain, don't quote me on that but im almost certain, 100%, allegedly, he said that." Is the most Bert sentence ever.

[@Ironman829]

Imagine Bert having to testify. The jury would literally hang themselves.

[@shawnmcvey7789]

*Kootcher

[@jssytvrs]

You beat me to it !! Hahahaha so gooood this guy is ridiculous, I can smell the BO and pool water from here

[@justherefortheviolence]

Just like when he made up seeing Michael Jordan play in Orlando.

[@АлтайскийКазак]

@@Ironman829 LMAO!

[@parkerinman9853]

Bret says “Ashton Kutcher” like Kevin from the office

[@N0ahface]

Still better than how he says Ben Affleck

[@thetumanshow]

Wait, they aren’t the same person?

[@pk7056]

i agree with Simon he is Kevin from the office just more excited probably do to ADD meds that obviously aren't working for the ADD part but lil pep in his step tho

[@trevorcarlisle5447]

Or Maclnernie!

[@ricker76er]

“Coocher”

[@NinksOnTheMic]

Bret is that one friend who's already thinking of what he's going to say while you are talking and you can tell that he's not listening and just waiting for you to finish/find the perfect time to cut you off 😂

[@DanaTellsJokes]

😂😂😂

[@zachburrell3068]

Aaaaa hhhhhuuuuunnnnnnnnndred percent

[@austynkoranda3867]

It drives me crazy tbh

[@ItMeJayB]

That one friend is also my brother it drives me crazy

[@Bodybybagel]

“ Yeah we’re actually going to shoot a live sh..” “IM DOING 85 SOUTH! 🥴” -Bert

[@Dirtbiker463]

Bert: “How bad do I need a left arm” Tom sitting there clearly with his left arm in a sling: *starts to fake cry loudly Bert: *misses the joke and continues to talk about himself as always lol

[@hood3243]

My brother in Feburary was diagnosed with Stage 4 Sarcoma cancer. Went through absolute hell for six months. Completed some of the hardest rounds of chemo this month, just got back the scans this week. HE'S CLEARED. There's 0 cancer detected! In remission! His doctors are SHOCKED. To go from terminal to remission is a miracle. Hearing you guys tell your cancer crowd work story made me cry laughing. Thank you for sharing.

[@austinarnold155]

That's awesome, watch for waspis.

[@plantgirlK88]

Thats so awesome! Your Brother has the Mickey Mantle gene too🙌💪🧡

[@MissRaelynBerry]

❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@lindseygoodwin7317]

THAT'S AMAZING! My husband was diagnosed with Sage 4 colon cancer in April and he's getting pummeled with chemo. Scans on Monday 30th! MIRACLE PLEASE!

[@mrbrett19]

Glad your brother followed proto!

[@flukeskywokker]

Bert's gonna lose his mind when he finds out there are people that shower before and after getting into the pool

[@FuCkEr99ify]

Literally, even olympians take quick showers in between dives

[@QuestionableQueefs]

@Delete Me Again Fgtz chlorine dries TF outta your skin but dudes who don’t use lotion or anything like that don’t give AF about it staying on their skin

[@bryanbeasley6732]

😂😂😂

[@oldmanwillyboy2786]

Like I do!

[@KP-ol3tc]

Didn’t you know that when your hair turns green from swimming too much it means it’s extra clean?

[@johnnyhammersticks88]

This podcast should be called “Tom Listens”.

[@plantgirlK88]

I may have laughed way too hard at this. Thank You😅

[@josevilla8586]

This comment should be on every past episodes comment section... oh wait!!!!!! 🍆👄

[@zz3n428]

That's why Tom Made a separate podcast called Tom Talks

[@billydaniel5029]

@@zz3n428 yeah I always thought that was the point of the name of that show. A nod to the fans of this show

[@tanyadouglas5241]

It's Really Starting to Get Annoying 🙄🙄🙄

[@erinr650]

Bret "and he died two months later." Tom *cackles uncontrollably* What a perfect snapshot of their friendship.

[@Akimbo1313]

I almost spit out my coffee that shit was hilarious

[@mannequinplayer]

The build up of Tom's laughter was what got me. What a lovable psychopath

[@garretjcoleman]

Berts stories are like reading a “choose your own adventure” book from cover to cover.

[@anthonyzullo]

Hahahaha

[@fatmunch6318]

Or mad libs

[@texfarmer567]

Perfect!

[@joescarborough8434]

Having ADHD and being coked out.

[@HnTr_VDH]

Do not insult my favourite land mammal, Birth Kreature

[@EwokPanda]

I love how for the last three weeks, Bert has had surgery "tomorrow."

[@JaMeS.648]

You do realize they sometimes tape multiple podcasts right? Just cause they upload the same time every week doesn't mean they just recorded it

[@VideoNozoki]

@@JaMeS.648 : You do realize that they (Tim and Bruce) SAID they were banking podcasts. Bruce started out the second one with "Well, my surgery is all healed up." - "I'll be honest with you folks, we're banking a bunch of these so that we both can get our surgeries and other things done for a while." - It doesn't make EwokPanda wrong to point out that again this week Burt's surgery is "tomorrow." They must have recorded x3! on the same day. I was wondering why Bert hasn't been drinking during the show so far (trying to crank these out first half of the day). - Tom is a saint, listening to that manchild babble for 90 min. x3 or x4 in one day?!? Patience of a saint!!!

[@lindsaychristian4151]

Haha

[@jasonreposa140]

@@JaMeS.648 wwwwwwwwwwwwwl wlwwwwwlwwww lol m I know you ohave w

[@kevindube7096]

@@JaMeS.648 you are so smart! Glad you realized it so nobody else would have to say it ever at all, which totally would have happened if you didn’t save the day

[@King_Mephisto]

Sometimes giving Bert an ad read is like sending a blind kid through an obstacle course.

[@datpaleboi4264]

LMFAO

[@birdette79]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sentientcardboarddumpster7900]

I'm impressed by Bert's ability to throw himself under the bus so consistently

[@squidsquid2296]

It’s actually impressive

[@sentientcardboarddumpster7900]

@@squidsquid2296 yep no joke here but it is funny

[@JesusVelociraptor]

27:14 ... 🤦‍♂️

[@fasteddie4435]

Well said😅

[@Naught359]

Tom: "You're not going to get brain damage." Bert: " I don't feel side effects from things."

[@howequalspeace]

I feel like if Tom wanted to talk more he would. I think he genuinely likes listening to his friend

[@VideoNozoki]

Tom watches torture videos and people getting crushed by cars. Of course he enjoys the trainwreck that is Bert.

[@mikeputzu7329]

Tom just laughing and making faces at Brett's brain and how it works is top shelf comedy

[@tylerzulewski2424]

“Don’t quote me on this because I’m not sure but I’m 100% certain he might of said that pools definitely count as showers. I’m certain of it”

[@SmickyD]

UHHHHhundred percent

[@CountDoucheula]

And of course, Brent can't go two sentences without referencing himself four times, even when talking about others.

[@schmoshizzle3853]

Alcoholic’s confirmation lol

[@brannonwalsh676]

Allegedly

[@Fritzerbacon.]

Fav quote of the episode!

[@kurtiskissell378]

Tom laughing at the stage 4 bone cancer guy is amazing. I spit water all over my work computer

[@zb2584]

It's beautiful🤣

[@MikeH7186]

"When you're a big drinker you have so many side effects on a daily basis that you just go, well I guess that's cause I'm an alcoholic" - Brett out here spitting wisdom.

[@raceboyboy]

Bert admitting he’s an alcoholic, albeit through a joke. Seems like an interesting development to me

[@yayytayy3322]

duuuude this shit was monumental.

[@boogalooo]

This tickled me 🤣

[@sativarosegold3604]

I relate to this

[@DJDadMouth]

@@raceboyboy He mentions no longer drinking a few times in this episode. I think we're seeing the cracks where the light gets in.

[@TheJunkle9781]

As someone whose mom died less than a handful of years ago to cancer, “There’s no stage 5,” is a solid fucking line.

[@samhorton2887]

you're a king for still having a sense of humor after that, much love dude

[@TheJunkle9781]

@@samhorton2887 Preciate you, Jeans.

[@soiboisteve515]

@@TheJunkle9781 sending some good vibes your way ✌️

[@themysticfedora]

Keep your head up. You rock.

[@pauliesandmanpalermo3757]

Agreed 💯.... Same Boat Here

[@Game_Boy_Man]

Bert using his cat as his ‘canary in the coal mine’ after leaking propane into the house - had me in stitches! Never change Britt Krystls

[@johnblanchard2520]

Tom- “You’re not gunna die, you’ll be fine.” Nidav- “clip it”

[@commaJim]

Nadav*. Put some respek on tha man's name.

[@devink449]

@@commaJim Nuhdahf

[@jacobaldrich5511]

*Native

[@johnblanchard2520]

@@jacobaldrich5511 Nadav*

[@Daleetid]

“Jamie pull up Tom predicting berts death”

[@pawdre5151]

I like how a nuke would hit the US and the pod wouldn’t talk about it for 2 months because of all the back logged episodes.

[@VideoNozoki]

Tom: "Buy your Woop, summer is right around the corner..." (It is the end of August NOW)

[@Madagon367]

Wow. Trying to piece together what Bert is actually wanting to say whenever he is all over the place telling his stories has become my Monday mental workout. Please never get your shit together Burnt Kreischner. I need this.

[@effieborchert985]

You are staving dementia away, one monday at a time!

[@red0ctane19]

Bruce Kreischer!

[@cockyromano1606]

Plays us all like fiddle my friend, he’s genuinely funny and is aware of his short comings and owns them

[@cockyromano1606]

I just wanna know who texted him at 4 am wanting respect lol

[@ENigma-um8zw]

“I do Sebastian GREEAT.” Doesn’t proceed to DO Sebastian.

[@calvindirette4860]

“I’ve been dizzy lately” “Wait is it cloudy outside??” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@HateSquiggle]

Tim wants Bruce to take more showers in 24 hours then he has in 2 months.

[@ricker76er]

I take more showers in 5 minutes than Bret does in 6 months - one.

[@buckmeat]

BIG LOVE TO EVERYONE IN THE YMH CLAN

[@codysmith7456]

Nobody cares

[@CamShiels]

Get a life

[@notmychairnotmyprblm]

👖 ❤️

[@rams812]

HEIL MOMMIES! 🤚 👖

[@TArnold821]

@@codysmith7456 your loose jeans are showing.

[@johnschreckengost3698]

I can't wait until Tom discovers the Milk Crate Challenge. That's gonna be an amazing episode.

[@sativarosegold3604]

I want Barf to do it

[@calebtilley5189]

I was literally thinking of this earlier before I even started the episode lol. Gonna be a classic

[@beercavetech]

It’s so sad that Brent seeing someone who’s alcoholism is worse makes him think he’s fine😂

[@kylekellerglass]

I'm guessing the call he got was from John mulaney. The way he talked about the call then went right into talking about alcoholism and his own problem makes me think so.

[@ayron419]

I also found it interesting that hed bring it up publicly like this when that person very easoly could see it and get a true first hand reaction of how he actually felt about it.

[@trevorthompson4624]

Two of my easiest Monday activities: 1. Breathing 2. Spotting a completely bullshit story Bart is concocting as Tim is trying to finish a sentence.

[@danielgillman2871]

I strive for the same level of confidence Bert has when saying "Rob Macelnerny".

[@deibtryin]

Who knew as soon as Barf started that 85 South Show story knew he wouldn’t finish it? ADHD is strong with this one.

[@blainebrown8824]

Like trying to lasso a cat high on acid

[@JessicaCale8]

@@blainebrown8824 Who's on acid the lasso Person or the cat?

[@blainebrown8824]

@@JessicaCale8 the cat

[@JessicaCale8]

@@blainebrown8824 that's significantly more dangerous 🤣

[@hainers2711]

We need 100% Allegedly on a shirt.

[@TheAdventuresInNerding]

As funny as this podcast is what makes it so good is that Bert and Tom are actual friends and it shows. Makes it so much better than so many other podcasts.

[@maidenvoyage8376]

I love when Bert talks about Ashton Kootcher.

[@vincenthucknall7175]

And wanting to get tutoos

[@pizzle58]

I have nightmeers about Ashton Kootcher getting too many ta-twos. ::click click::

[@robertfrost8264]

And his buddy Rob Moochaehlhonny

[@pizzle58]

@@robertfrost8264 just got to that part 😂

[@pizzle58]

@Delete Me Again Fgtz it’s 100% rob mcelhenny from its always sunny. Bert was in Philly to approve the final seating and stage setup for his Netflix special which was taped in Philly in March @ the Trocadero. He just happened to fly in the same Friday that was the Eagles Super Bowl parade in February. Rob is a die hard Eagles fan, so he also happened to fly in and do a spot on WMMR the same time that Bert was there before going to the parade (Preston and Steve’s morning show is on WMMR). IIRC Bert was only in Philly for like 5 hours total that morning.

[@bobbyknuckles6380]

Bert: “ Don’t quote me on that. I’m almost certain. 100%, allegedly.”

[@zatchk]

Brent heckling before being a comedian is the most Brent thing ever

[@Tacomans_56]

Dude get his name right its Bruce Krinkler

[@bobbyknuckles6380]

@@Tacomans_56 Its Bert Krishna!

[@nickwilson2872]

@@bobbyknuckles6380 Brent Kavanaugh?

[@jonis373]

@@Tacomans_56 Brock Kleshnar

[@ext93]

Bepis Khrist

[@gagelm7924]

Imagine having a legitimate alcohol problem, you call a colleague up for support, then you see the podcast where he says "at least im not that guy". fuckin bert, that was the most casual piece of shit move ive seen him pull in while. I loved it.

[@VideoNozoki]

Also, Bert IS that guy. (How many times have we heard stories of him "spiraling out" and wife or friend or other person had to talk him down...) Bert thinks that guy was a loser for calling him drunk to get positive feedback. Meanwhile, nearly every podcast Bert suddenly decides to aggressively facetime someone.

[@natalieg897]

Right in the middle of the Dax Sheppard story I get a Hello Bello ad. Perfect timing.

[@mathewflores171]

“How bad do you need a left arm” - Bert While Tom is in a sling

[@damiendavenport8899]

3 minutes in and we already have found a Bert-ism " Ashton KU-tcher". Oy this is going to be a good episode.

[@bluebruising]

Or tetoos

[@red0ctane19]

Then the full on stroke he had reading the policy genius ad. 🤣 So glad I wasn't by my phone to skip that chunk of ads. Lol.

[@MichaelWutsch]

He deserves to have his name mispronounced. Dude says "Ben uh fleck"

[@shank513]

Hey this guy sounds like a total J

[@mimigiggles4199]

100% allegedly

[@AD-df5tm]

Bert: I have super bad anxiety Also Bert: let me FaceTime this person I barely know completely out of the blue.

[@professorpancakes6545]

It makes more sense when you realise he's constantly drunk.

[@cockyromano1606]

People’s anxiety are different some people shut down and some people put on a show

[@stevefredericks4674]

It’s a different type of anxiety homie

[@BelovedChatter]

Bert being afraid he might kill himself. My favorite moment.

[@jakefairbanks]

One of the only times TOM has been able to retell a story! How neat. Thanks for reminding us of the shirt story.

[@AvidFire]

"How does a normal person get cleared for surgery?" --- You just use all your pto and lose your house to medical bills. No biggie

[@firstnamelastname180]

Land of the free huh?

[@jeremymigneault1690]

Thank lord for Canadian free medical care , fuck America- controversial opinion

[@AvidFire]

Divided states of america

[@kristiskinner8542]

Uh no you set up a payment plan with their billing dept. If thats not paid for several months it just goes to a debt collection agency and most of them never get paid either

[@AvidFire]

@@kristiskinner8542 ive had smallish medical bills that allowed payment plans that I can hardly afford. And I make nearly $10 over minimum wage in missouri and I have 3 roommates to split bills with. So tell me again how its manageable or fair that failing to make those payments should cause me further pain and loss due to a BS credit score? When I lived with my gf, i literally would deny myself 99% of things i wanted and bought 4 yr old devices to save money (before I got a better job)(still do btw, bc I try to be frugal). You think an alien species would look at that and think its fair?? They'd probably think its cruel and barbaric.. js. I know Americans have it pretty good comparatively, but that doesn't mean its good.

[@JR-rz1br]

Tom: I'm doing with a live show with the music guy you lik- Bert: DO YOU KNOW WHAT *I'M* DOING

[@FlyGuy_1525]

A live show with?*

[@JR-rz1br]

@@FlyGuy_1525 hi Bart

[@KP-ol3tc]

I like how Tim had to make a separate podcast just so he can finish a story…a factual story too

[@dylanharris1941]

This podcast should be called “Bert justifies his alcoholism”

[@VideoNozoki]

At this point, I don't even CARE at all about his alcoholism. I just want to hear a story with a beginning - middle - and an end (all the way through). Whether it is Bert or Tom telling it, I give up, either one is fine. Right now it has been: (Tom) beginning (Bert) oh...beginning of a different story - sidetracked to the beginning of another - comes back to the middle of the first - oh,oh,oh "remind me to tell you about this totally other story..." (oh, google xyz) starts new story, but "needs to set it up first"....

[@wesoldiersallday]

30:54 the way tom looked up when burt said " do I even need a left arm" 😂

[@boosterbrosllc4681]

Bert “I’m not good at impressions” Also Bert “I am GREAT at a Sebastian impression”

[@hollywoodhulklogan3318]

My thing is, he said he isn’t good at them, then Tom being a good friend said “your Sebastian is pretty good” but because Bert needs to feed his ego he escalated that small compliment to “I am GREAT at it” to feed it.

[@ZitiPatrol]

Bert: I'm afraid of lightning Tom: Wanna hear a story?

[@forestforest1859]

23:04 Tom's laugh when Berts telling this story is giving me joker vibes

[@WapooshX]

41:40 you can tell Tom actually cares about Bert’s worrying that’s so sweet

[@jm339]

Tom w/ guest! Tom with guest! Tom With Guest!!! TOM WITH GUEST!!!!! No more burnt! No More Burnt!!! NO MORE BURNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@baitbait65]

I am almost certain, 100%, allegedly enjoying this podcast.

[@cfish9193]

Tommy is a great expert surgery guide. His routine is on point

[@jesswalton6094]

How does Tom still seem to have a grasp on how us "regular people," and the majority of people still are, but Bert is completely delusional. He can't understand how regular people get cleared for surgery, or how regular people function daily with a busy schedule, or showering, eating habits, drinking habits... it's like Bert has lost touch with reality yet Tom remains grounded when he's arguably the more famous of the two.

[@tolanik9]

Tom's a grown man. Bert's a child and is enabled to stay that way by his successes in life (money, wife, friends, fans).

[@N0ahface]

Bert didn't get like this when he got successful, he's just never been in touch with reality since he was born

[@murkwell17]

I don't think it's arguable actually it's pretty clear cut lol but I still love that out of touch, less popular, brice kashner

[@runnersp1985]

It has nothing to do with fame if you ask me, it has everything to do with Tom being a functioning adult member of society and Bert being an eleven year old who happens to be extremely funny.

[@awholewhitebabybruh]

I think he also plays it up for the bit and for hyperbole sake.

[@jamesjohnson4708]

22:52 Tom laughing here is classic

[@colls891]

Bert saying "Can I just say" might be one of the most pointless and rhetorical questions of time. Of course you can....and you will, after wandering way off point 7 times while intermittently hipacriticaly correcting himself every 2 mins. Hes a joy

[@andrestein6022]

Can't wait till Leanne's trainer Rex takes over as new Co-host

[@s_a_n_e]

that made me spit my kool aid

[@andrestein6022]

@@s_a_n_e thanks buddy, that made me feel all warm and fuzzy

[@391angus]

Bert: “guy with bald hair”

[@Goldenspiderducck]

“Go to my Twitter. Or his. Or mine would be easier. Maybe Instagram. Scroll down. Down. Further. Wait, go back up. I know it’s there. Well, maybe, it’s…eh, fuck it, I’ll just tell you” is my favorite podcast!

[@VideoNozoki]

I miss the guests.... Most never asked anyone to look up anything. They just had a funny conversation.

[@cac90277]

Can you have more commercials? They are awesome.

[@anthonyzullo]

27:18 "You gotta put a bell on one of them!" Tom dying inside to his best friend is what this podcast is for. Explicitly. Tim figuring out more secrets about Bruce lmao

[@MrRhoadsRules25]

Dax should be on Tom talks so Bruce gets even more jealous

[@dandangelo3537]

The blind dude trying to heckle burr and his response was epic 😂😂

[@m.willems7030]

"you're all fuckn blind?"

[@VideoNozoki]

... the fact that we fans have to remind ourselves of ACTUALLY funny stories while watching this... (◡﹏◡;) sad.

[@samm5111]

"Rob MacElnerny" God Bert is a national treasure.

[@brettamoroso9269]

imagine getting introduced to this guy from listening to preston and steve. he would literally talk more than kevin smith but of course it was always funny as shit

[@awholewhitebabybruh]

Hilarious considering how everyone fucks his name up

[@cryptoroyer520]

Is anyone else dieing laughing at bert being genuinely scared.. 1 in 4! LMFAO, thanks for that Bert I needed it !

[@VideoNozoki]

* dying

[@gnarf250]

Great of Bert to tell the same 5 stories he’s told on every podcast for 100 episodes!!

[@Hiosho]

Alcohol is a hell of a drug

[@lordstrogar2721]

Nice to know Kevin Hart trusts Bart enough to call when he's feeling down in the dumps. Keep your chin up Kev

[@austinarnold155]

Lol I'm not sure that was kevin.

[@austinarnold155]

I think he actually slipped a little bit by saying "dot dot dot". I bet it's a guy with a three word name. For example, Dean del ray.

[@williamgriffith6061]

@@austinarnold155 Louis C.K.?

[@wendysh7357]

Bahahaha! I was thinking Chris D’Elia but maybe that’s a reach.

[@justgoodmediaco]

@@wendysh7357 I was thinking Delia too! Although I know Chris doesn’t drink.

[@bradblades4245]

Bert Kreischer is Tom's "cool guy" friend that he can study up close

[@OkxziRL]

😂😂😂😂 have to agree

[@andrew123456789001]

That phone call Bert was talking about definitely sounds like something Bobby Lee would say 🤣

[@TheOutdoorDude]

Or Theo. Dude has serious self confidence issues. Chris Farley was like that. He'd ask his comedy friends... " Am I funny?". The most talented people tend to be mentally tortured.

[@evanporter7721]

He's friends with Bobby Lee. Sounds like something he'd do, but doesn't fit the story.

[@rileyhughes5613]

Not a chance its Bobby or Theo, Bert was astounded this person had his number; for perspective Bert has called both Snoop Dogg and Steve-O, the man is way more deeply connected than he pretends to be. Tom also worded it incredibly cautiously and made sure to cut Bert off. Its definitely like a "real" celebrity, altho probably an ex-celebrity judging by the content of the phone call. Edit: I think its Louis CK or Bam Margera.

[@tocalleachthing]

Leave it to Bert to punch up a story with “yeah he had cancer”.

[@Drkr996]

The confidence that Bruce says funnest with reeeeaally grinds my gears

[@rawsko0316]

2 bears one listens

[@CJK55]

woke up, saw this and thought well, ill start my day with Barts ramblings

[@s_a_n_e]

the injuries are working boys, almost 1 million mommies

[@whitesneeks4499]

Wrong podcast

[@billydaniel5029]

Bear Cubs**

[@Sam-zd9ut]

LMFAO! "Wait what's Alzheimer's?" Bert, if you don't remember, we might have a problem.

[@chadgrov]

The irony is amazing lol

[@NAGAHEART]

i thought the same thing at first but maybe he meant what's the death from Alzheimer's? 🤔

[@kickedoffthetour]

He meant, what's the odds of / death rate

[@drake7573]

I think I’m starting to feel less sorry for Bert about everyone getting his name wrong. He butchered almost every name he said in this episode.

[@birdette79]

Alllllways 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@Nixnesvix]

100 percent

[@thekwillis2830]

Koootcher

[@friedoreo7236]

Tattoo

[@acruxtek8163]

The reason Burnt Krishner "doesn't understand" people who can't stop drinking when they have responsibilities is he is fortunate to never have crossed the line between "problem drinking" and actual alcoholism/addiction. Those of us who suffer from the disease don't enjoy missing work, or isolating, or losing friends or ruining our lives or contributing to the ever more destructive downward spiral of depression, anxiety and destruction. This is why addiction is considered a disease that needs treatment. Very few, if any, addicts desire or originally intended the actions they find themselves taking once they are far enough down the addiction path. Not mad at Bert, it was just a topic that was glossed over and it's important for the general public to attempt to understand the insidious nature of the disease.

[@ZitiPatrol]

Not only is Bert a hypochondriac but he legit almost killed his family because of propane and propane accessories.

[@jakefry6919]

He was clearly smoking an inferior tobacco

[@chadgrov]

That boy ain’t right

[@Aaronlovesmusic970]

"Propane propane" - Jim Lahey

[@malkinmalone]

Haha. The amount of things i thought were wrong with me and then i stopped drinking and eating shitty food and then was like “oh i’m miraculously healed” lol

[@bigverb8744]

Bernert’s ability switch topics is second to none

[@christopher2808]

Tommy ads shows more ads than commericals on cable tv

[@miopicpanda]

Another episode of: "I know I've already heard this." Complete with both intrinsic and external adds. Keep it up boys.

[@braddonsmith]

I’ll be honest these episodes being banked and not actually recent is a turn off for the show. Biggest part of most podcasts are current event discussions.

[@314beatzz]

True. The bigger they get maybe a few key factors fall to the side.

[@brookeb452]

If they consistently did this, yea, it would suck. But it’s because of Brent going to Serbia so it’s understandable. This isn’t that dated either, since they were talking ab the whole Ashton Kutcher not showering thing which was a little less than two weeks ago. So I don’t think this is really a banked ep.

[@Mayorofsexytown1303]

im actually the opposite. I listen to these to get away from all the BS topics everyone in the world is talking about. I find it refreshing just hearing two friends talk about what randomly comes to mind. Haven't really even noticed the banking of episodes.

[@cobrakaiX]

@@Mayorofsexytown1303 definitely. This would suck if they were talking about the modelo virus every Monday.

[@Knight3434]

You’re wrong.

[@Tompa83]

"The good thing about stage 4 cancer? There is no stage 5." I'm starting to think Christine is right about Tommy, lol.

[@WapooshX]

44:58 I think they’re the same type of psychopath though, explains the podcast

[@devilape4394]

At this point, I don't think I can listen to the show without Nidav's hilarious and contagious laugh..

[@vikinginspace4881]

Makes me cringe a bit tbh. Over the top.

[@rangleski3695]

It's like watching friends without the laugh track.

[@lCurbstomp]

Well, my aunt was 1 of those 107 this weekend. RIP Toni. Love you and miss you.

[@charlesbirdsong7044]

"The best thing about stage 4, is that there is no stage 5!" Hahahaha I am fucking dying laughing hahah

[@timstradley5819]

He always jumps in during a good part of Tom’s story lol

[@squidsquid2296]

For real wtf

[@timstradley5819]

@@squidsquid2296 honestly as of late I can barely get through an episode lol. I can only tolerate so much 😂

[@yuritesticoff1141]

Bert seems like he'd be happier leaving in one of the local rural VA trailer parks near me, sitting outside on an old tv spinning tall tales, livin' the lifestyle

[@noahjoseph5714]

Bro. Don’t get it twisted. This is a public image. These guys live very comfortably and very Hollywood. The reason you feel that way is because he is an entertainer who is designed to appeal to you so that you feel connected to him. This dude would NOT want to live like that. Lmfao

[@laurencaracappa6098]

Does Burt realize If he took care of his body he wouldn’t have to jump through hoops pre surgery? 😂 gotta love him

[@Highlikeheaven89]

Ofcourse he does, but that would be far too easy 😂

[@sixstringsamurai1992]

I love hearing the guys in the back laugh. On any comedy pod. And here I also love anytime Bert or q guest really gets Tom laughing for real. Love this show guys, as you can see I'm working my way from the beginning forward.

[@LootenantXan]

Bert: "You gotta put a bell on one of them." 😂

[@KalebChesnicFlutist]

Bert: “See I love like a good two-beer buzz.” Also Bert: “The best thing is just getting like a four-beer/five-beer buzz”

[@GymAndSun]

“Red Rocks September 8th. Cleveland, Ohio-those are the big venues I’m playing.” Beautiful last words Bert 😿

[@inkonpaperhero]

Bert knows his brand that's for goddamn sure

[@avakate7747]

WoW! Bert’s ADHD is on 🔥 today! I’ve listened to him so much now I notice how he has racing thoughts and when he’s trying to get out a thought you can see that he has several other things fighting to get out that he wants to say. He gets one word out from one thought then the next word is from a whole other subject. Also, he repeats things 2 or 3 times and says it louder the more times he repeats it.

[@djhart25]

I commend you. I'm to the point where I don't think I can watch these anymore... the guest episodes were amazing, Bert just annoys tf out of me now

[@avakate7747]

@@djhart25 he’s an acquired taste! I also notice everything is always either about him or brought back to him, and Tom plays perfectly off him. I can see why you’d get annoyed, I think because I recognized his ADD or ADHD that I excuse a lot of his annoying qualities for some reason. He has a good heart though, he just lives in the fast lane and doesn’t slow down.

[@djhart25]

@@avakate7747 eh I know plenty of people who have ADD/ADHD, and those who "live life fast", and none of them are as annoying as Burnt. It would be one thing if he made me laugh, but it's just an old joke at this point for me "oh Berts such an alcoholic, he's so eccentric etc".. reminds me of Amy Schumer only being able to talk about how ugly she is

[@avakate7747]

@@djhart25 O, ok I get what your saying!

[@jasonmachac9414]

Tim laughing at the dead guy is peak Tim

[@Sh4tterdL0g1c]

Tim laughing hysterically from 23:10-23:15 makes me not feel so bad about myself