Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 565

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YMH Studios

YMH Studios

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@Eki1023
@Eki1023 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone: Tom's pain matters. Christina: all pains matter.
@denisbejtja9937
@denisbejtja9937 4 жыл бұрын
Genius comment lol
@michaelhmurcik7309
@michaelhmurcik7309 4 жыл бұрын
Denny B has to
@chriswearsglasses
@chriswearsglasses 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Christina’s stealing Tom’s surgery valor.
@gfle1626
@gfle1626 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@ionlyfall4778
@ionlyfall4778 4 жыл бұрын
She be the stolen value champ.keep feathering it brother.
@jamesjross
@jamesjross 4 жыл бұрын
Nothing ever changes.
@TheAnima589
@TheAnima589 4 жыл бұрын
I'll never understand how tommy has put up with her this long. The second she refused to eat his scrum is all you need to know about how selfish and narcissistic she is. He needs a real ride or die in his life.
@JDubbHawks
@JDubbHawks 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheAnima589 Christina p is hot and funny. He knows he is punching above is weight
@Bebopopotamus
@Bebopopotamus 4 жыл бұрын
Can we get "well it's normal size" boxers?
@TheStealthyPyro
@TheStealthyPyro 4 жыл бұрын
This is the brilliant idea! Hopefully this starts racking up likes so they see
@SkillBeatz
@SkillBeatz 4 жыл бұрын
Ooh, I can feel it!
@alexrush4140
@alexrush4140 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao that'd be epic
@DeShawnaldTrump
@DeShawnaldTrump 4 жыл бұрын
On god this is genius level marketing and if they do you deserve 10% royalties for the idea
@DrankenDune
@DrankenDune 4 жыл бұрын
Hey if you need new underwear why not get some that’ll make you smile
@ohmybillnye
@ohmybillnye 4 жыл бұрын
Ed Asner - Charming old man who just likes to get his rocks off in the most polite ways possible Christina: What a creep Sissy of Fremont - Literally Buffalo Bill Christina: He seems so nice!
@nathanbarker4573
@nathanbarker4573 4 жыл бұрын
Tom got his hernia from that laughing fit he had when he found out how much Kool aid Bert drinks.
@SatomiForward
@SatomiForward 4 жыл бұрын
Diabetus
@Ochocinco102
@Ochocinco102 4 жыл бұрын
He for sure got his hernia on 2B1C
@hatchusaf
@hatchusaf 4 жыл бұрын
Dante Castille 100%
@chriskay2315
@chriskay2315 4 жыл бұрын
It's impossible to listen to this without headphones if you're in the vicinity of people
@slywolfe
@slywolfe 4 жыл бұрын
Bro tell me about it lmao people think I was watching gay porn
@billyallen9056
@billyallen9056 4 жыл бұрын
Wife wasn’t happy when she heard it but I watched the whole episode anyways 😂🤣
@mmmmahoney
@mmmmahoney 4 жыл бұрын
yeah this one i had to stop and wait to go home to watch it lol
@tristanmacculloch9732
@tristanmacculloch9732 4 жыл бұрын
I used to let this play on a speaker while I clean. That’s not a luxury I have anymore🤣
@gamertaglupethegod8832
@gamertaglupethegod8832 4 жыл бұрын
Why would you even think to attempt such a feat?!
@nathanyarymowich
@nathanyarymowich 4 жыл бұрын
The live show was a lot of fun. I watched it with the whole family. I don’t have the right to suggest family activities anymore ☹️
@KN-wl4vv
@KN-wl4vv 4 жыл бұрын
Over the years I've sent links of YMH eps out to several family members and friends I thought were potential mommies. None of them ever replied or brought it up. 😥
@nikollafollette700
@nikollafollette700 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@adamelmi3161
@adamelmi3161 4 жыл бұрын
THIS IS DESERVING OF TRUE VALOUR!! RESPECT SOLIDER!!
@FJBF1998
@FJBF1998 4 жыл бұрын
The chicken nuggets clip almost made me throw up lol
@BrokenGodEnt
@BrokenGodEnt 4 жыл бұрын
@@KN-wl4vv Gotta start with clips. A lot of podcasts I'm into now were sent to me by the full podcasts and I never click on 2+ hour videos unless I know I'm into something. So I'd send small clips of the best moments and you'll probably get a lot more people interested.
@KyleIrwinLive
@KyleIrwinLive 4 жыл бұрын
Tom: *talking about his very recent and terrible surgery pain* Christina: All pain matters
@Mourning_Fox
@Mourning_Fox 4 жыл бұрын
Lol man
@ImKracker
@ImKracker 4 жыл бұрын
New to this podcast and this was the episode I realized headphones are a must!
@fabiansanchez7203
@fabiansanchez7203 4 жыл бұрын
Headphones became a necessity the second "4 strokes" became a drop
@SomethingGamecatAdjacent
@SomethingGamecatAdjacent 4 жыл бұрын
@@fabiansanchez7203 dude dont lie.... its gotten way worse😂 im here dodging sounds of orgies on campus
@fabiansanchez7203
@fabiansanchez7203 4 жыл бұрын
@@SomethingGamecatAdjacent bro I'm not acting like poutine didn't make me bleach my headphones 😂😂 4 strokes was just where it started
@Bittamin
@Bittamin 4 жыл бұрын
My mans has fuck-you money. New to the podcast and paid for the badge lol
@ImKracker
@ImKracker 4 жыл бұрын
@@Bittamin well I've been watching 2 bears 1 cave for awhile so I knew this podcast would be good too
@TheeNativeGuy
@TheeNativeGuy 4 жыл бұрын
"That's where it spits" is hands down the greatest snip this show has had in the last 600 episodes, don't @ me. Love you mommies
@evanabbott2737
@evanabbott2737 4 жыл бұрын
The whole Ed Asner discovery is definitely my new favorite...and the remixes put me over the top...🤣
@chestrockwell4640
@chestrockwell4640 4 жыл бұрын
Fedsmoker is the Tupac of the Cool Guy Club. Been dead for a while but keeps coming out with masterpieces.
@reddeadweb-head6796
@reddeadweb-head6796 4 жыл бұрын
Hes not really dead, its a conspiracy. Hes really super undercover catching baby-rapers, chomos, and fuckfaces.
@ST-dc7fk
@ST-dc7fk 4 жыл бұрын
I’m sure there’s a special witness protection for C-I-Double Agents.
@reddeadweb-head6796
@reddeadweb-head6796 4 жыл бұрын
God I love this community so much.
@whitesneeks4499
@whitesneeks4499 4 жыл бұрын
He'll bust up in your house like CJ from San Andreas
@kippers12isOG
@kippers12isOG 4 жыл бұрын
This is the greatest comment I have ever seen
@chriswitry6976
@chriswitry6976 4 жыл бұрын
The mommies weren’t stingy and gave us a solo episode, oh it’s gun’ be good. Give it to me Mark
@shanestephens4728
@shanestephens4728 4 жыл бұрын
OHHHHH GET OOOOOOOOOOOOOOFF
@loricmazelack5218
@loricmazelack5218 4 жыл бұрын
I remember my grandmother...man proposes and god disposes
@PyroInTheFace21
@PyroInTheFace21 4 жыл бұрын
Christina's impression of RCP cumming was so spot on
@alwayshungry6240
@alwayshungry6240 4 жыл бұрын
That Bulgarian woman speaking English sounds like she’s reading nadav’s google search results.
@madecl21
@madecl21 4 жыл бұрын
Not even the results, just the way he googles 😂
@p1nazza
@p1nazza 4 жыл бұрын
she reminds me of the African preacher guy "In the beninging... In in the beninging"
@egyptmachine
@egyptmachine 4 жыл бұрын
jax pinazza 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Dryan91
@Dryan91 4 жыл бұрын
@@p1nazza that's fake fam
@pavelpenkov8085
@pavelpenkov8085 4 жыл бұрын
She is making fun of our newly appointed Minister of Tourism. :) :) :) kzbin.info/www/bejne/oYaTq4ppqbJ-qbM
@MrMw69
@MrMw69 4 жыл бұрын
“Sweatin like a black man” another perfect quote from grandma 😂😂
@TeddyBlair65
@TeddyBlair65 4 жыл бұрын
Tom finally calling out Christina's valor stealin ass 🙏
@noonesconcern454
@noonesconcern454 4 жыл бұрын
Hey I just wanted to take a second to thank both of you for the awareness you have brought to love on the spectrum, in turn awareness to autism I am 27 years old never looked into autism due to lack of being informed. However, I did struggle my whole life not knowing why or what was off. Due to watching love on the spectrum per your recommendation, I was tested and found out I am high functioning autistic. So really thank you guys I love you both and the rest of the gang ( bill burr, bert kreischer, joe rogan, and joey diaz)
@susie7336
@susie7336 4 жыл бұрын
All joking aside, I think it’s really brave you pursued a diagnosis. My son is high functioning and so is my father. The only difference is my son is diagnosed and my father is in denial. There’s a great disparity and reluctance, even shame in a diagnosis as an adult. I’m super proud of you. I hope that show had the same affect on others as it did you. 🤍
@noonesconcern454
@noonesconcern454 4 жыл бұрын
For adults it's not an easy path. Just like for females there are no criteria for autism in adults. It comes to extensive observation, and how relatable your symptoms are to an adolescent males.
@Kpranger218
@Kpranger218 4 жыл бұрын
A whole episode with just the mommies?!?! I just came in 4 strokes!!
@psychohazards
@psychohazards 4 жыл бұрын
3.5! 🖐️
@dexraikkonen7
@dexraikkonen7 4 жыл бұрын
just one stroke for me; it was quick for me, its been a long time.
@Dirtbiker463
@Dirtbiker463 4 жыл бұрын
No neuropathy
@dukstedi
@dukstedi 4 жыл бұрын
under par
@aazz0099503
@aazz0099503 4 жыл бұрын
2
@lukewojdylo9241
@lukewojdylo9241 4 жыл бұрын
"You do, you do, do not, do you." *There is no try.*
@jamesmay6674
@jamesmay6674 4 жыл бұрын
It actually makes more sense if you say it backwards. You, do not do. Do you, do you.
@lukewojdylo9241
@lukewojdylo9241 4 жыл бұрын
@@sloane6362 Where you, are you, thou you, Romeo?
@ronnynunez944
@ronnynunez944 4 жыл бұрын
IM HERE FOR YOU Family during these tough times we are struggling with our personal emotional life, as an Army Vet., I had my fair share of dealing with emotions during this hard times, many of you have become and or will become depressed emotionally YOU DON'THAVE TOO endure ghis alone. Many of hide it well, Im here for you, this video can help you become aware of it and deal with it without having to inform the world. Forgive yourself then forgive others
@jaayyseea1911
@jaayyseea1911 4 жыл бұрын
Me: I've been shot 27 times Christine: yeah well that's nothing compared to childbirth and acid reflux 🤣
@shooglechic
@shooglechic 4 жыл бұрын
The only way to get back into his heart is through his scrum, Patzy.
@merfymac
@merfymac 4 жыл бұрын
YMH is one of the very few podcasts that somehow goes by faster when there's no guest and it's just Tom and Christina talking crap for a few hours. 👍🏼 to the Main Mommies
@ZachsSmirkingRevenge
@ZachsSmirkingRevenge 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't know Jim Jefferies was so against bus drivers.
@de_activatedthe_band5117
@de_activatedthe_band5117 4 жыл бұрын
bravo! (this is sincere)
@kieran8720
@kieran8720 4 жыл бұрын
Take ya Uverrrrs
@JoeVirella
@JoeVirella 4 жыл бұрын
It’s a miracle KZbin lets this show happen 😆 😆 😆
@micahhammac1242
@micahhammac1242 4 жыл бұрын
It's ok 😂 they're liberal
@itsmorgan10
@itsmorgan10 4 жыл бұрын
Poopoo Peepee
@kg_canuck
@kg_canuck 4 жыл бұрын
That "Join" button next to Subscribe helps a whole lot. Notice that they do all their own ads, none are added by youtube
@kissmystamps
@kissmystamps 4 жыл бұрын
Well after the live show they're gonna have to create their own streaming company. 🤣🤣
@stevew2192
@stevew2192 4 жыл бұрын
@@itsmorgan10 weeeeee!
@UhtredOfBamburgh
@UhtredOfBamburgh 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like Christina's eyeglass frames get bigger and more kosher every episode
@migueltorres9920
@migueltorres9920 4 жыл бұрын
-Tom falls down stairs breaks legs ,back an neck -Christina I gave birth to 2 kids
@FRonTLinES10064
@FRonTLinES10064 3 жыл бұрын
This aged SO well
@8thlvlMage
@8thlvlMage 3 жыл бұрын
@@FRonTLinES10064 Exactly what I was gonna comment lol.
@mattlucas6440
@mattlucas6440 3 жыл бұрын
Who’s gonna win the Super Bowl in 2022 Miguel?
@margaretelford8309
@margaretelford8309 2 жыл бұрын
I’d rather go through what Tom went through than natural childbirth lol
@jamesmason7979
@jamesmason7979 4 жыл бұрын
I nearly died of laughing after "Asner" said "sweating like a black man". WTF? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@well_as_an_expert_id_say
@well_as_an_expert_id_say 4 жыл бұрын
"that's my hole, that's where it spits"
@quadeappenheimer8135
@quadeappenheimer8135 4 жыл бұрын
Sweatin like a black man. Love unedited oopsies haha
@sergiocamara3832
@sergiocamara3832 4 жыл бұрын
You're racist for commenting this...
@vincenthucknall7175
@vincenthucknall7175 4 жыл бұрын
I would kill to hear the other side of the conversation
@BTA1991
@BTA1991 4 жыл бұрын
@@sergiocamara3832 Lol!
@n1kus1
@n1kus1 4 жыл бұрын
When Ad Asner moans for some reason I'm waiting for him to yell "I'M HAVING CHEST PAAAINS"
@mimigiggles4199
@mimigiggles4199 4 жыл бұрын
Tony Johns counting quarantine days like Brett counts sobriety days
@almightysosa3007
@almightysosa3007 4 жыл бұрын
Ya know
@wj2429
@wj2429 4 жыл бұрын
Just one lady a night you know, doesn't count you know.
@WallhacksYT
@WallhacksYT 4 жыл бұрын
don't catch corona, it's baaaad
@mimigiggles4199
@mimigiggles4199 4 жыл бұрын
But he got a nice vest, you know
@mikeycarroll2023
@mikeycarroll2023 4 жыл бұрын
I got an STI babayyyyyy! WHOOOOOO!
@karmelmi
@karmelmi 4 жыл бұрын
Tony has that Bret Chrystal mentality; Tony: I haven't had any girls over. Well, except last night. Brent: I haven't had a drink in a while. Well, I had a couple on stage but...
@bryanrunnels671
@bryanrunnels671 4 жыл бұрын
"Narcissism, Narcissism, Narcissism, Narcissism" sounds like he's trying to cast a spell
@lrod5933
@lrod5933 4 жыл бұрын
Held my nephew this weekend and said out loud “ I got a whole white baby bruh” and my mom was confused and asking why I would say that
@jamie3653
@jamie3653 4 жыл бұрын
Shits gonna get more awkward when you start telling people that's the hole the spit comes out. Well it did for me anyway.
@wzrdfrskn832
@wzrdfrskn832 4 жыл бұрын
Is the baby average sized?
@lrod5933
@lrod5933 4 жыл бұрын
Wizard_Foreskin on everythang
@ronnynunez944
@ronnynunez944 4 жыл бұрын
IM HERE FOR YOU Family during these tough times we are struggling with our personal emotional life, as an Army Vet., I had my fair share of dealing with emotions during this hard times, many of you have become and or will become depressed emotionally YOU DON'THAVE TOO endure ghis alone. Many of hide it well, Im here for you, this video can help you become aware of it and deal with it without having to inform the world. Forgive yourself then forgive others
@utlonghorn86
@utlonghorn86 4 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo
@ModeratelyAmused
@ModeratelyAmused 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like if anyone claims they have had surgery and they are only referring to having wisdom teeth removed, that is a form of stolen valor.
@lundenrolando8355
@lundenrolando8355 4 жыл бұрын
ok but what if your bottom teeth are in a nerve canal in your jaw line and you need a specialist? and even after having them removed with the possibility of losing control and feeling in your lower jaw you still swell up horribly for weeks?
@lerpalerp4357
@lerpalerp4357 4 жыл бұрын
Lunden Rolando wisdom teeth are wisdom teeth and operations are operations. Doesn’t count
@rawbmar1166
@rawbmar1166 4 жыл бұрын
@@lerpalerp4357 Except for the fact you perform surgery to remove the teeth....
@lundenrolando8355
@lundenrolando8355 4 жыл бұрын
not trying to be a dr, its just from my personal experience :) eother way I love the podcast, was just mentioning a thought :)
@JunkBondTrader
@JunkBondTrader 4 жыл бұрын
yeah if you can see the thing being worked on it doesn't count... I realize as I type this out there are many holes in this statement, but oh well.
@ionlyfall4778
@ionlyfall4778 4 жыл бұрын
Christina just got put on the list,diminishing Tom's operation was the last straw...👉👀☝️
@603pg
@603pg 4 жыл бұрын
My neighbor is Romanian and he calls a ‘computer’ a ‘computie’...I love it
@Yeti_Boop
@Yeti_Boop 4 жыл бұрын
Ed Asner was going to say "Sweating like a slave" but caught himself. Low and loose, Ed.
@terrybird993
@terrybird993 4 жыл бұрын
I think he actually wanted to say something else.... just say it to yourself, it rolls... Definitely says those hard r's
@TomAKAVeto
@TomAKAVeto 4 жыл бұрын
I showed Darman to my wife and she really hated the videos. I kept showing her more and she was so confounded and couldn’t stand watching them. It was great. Thanks jeans
@enriqueshockwave7632
@enriqueshockwave7632 4 жыл бұрын
This entire podcast is on the spectrum
@feralways7680
@feralways7680 4 жыл бұрын
word 'em up doc.
@dill_o_n
@dill_o_n 4 жыл бұрын
@Devin McNulty The key word is "ONE"
@justinbridgez
@justinbridgez 4 жыл бұрын
This whole episode needed a bath like that guy smoking feces I LOVE COCAINE!
@cognitivedisruption5375
@cognitivedisruption5375 4 жыл бұрын
🤣
@zacharyd6302
@zacharyd6302 4 жыл бұрын
2016 man, what a time to be alive
@LocaalDent
@LocaalDent 4 жыл бұрын
Petition to add “whole white baby bruh” to the intro song.
@RustyRamen
@RustyRamen 4 жыл бұрын
I'll join this petition
@kcrichton7485
@kcrichton7485 4 жыл бұрын
No
@hazyrob
@hazyrob 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Christina P: i hAd tWo kIDs!
@bluedingo1186
@bluedingo1186 4 жыл бұрын
Did Krista have kids? She never talks about it
@waa51797
@waa51797 4 жыл бұрын
“That’s my hole. That’s where it spits.” Will be my next Garth comment..
@DougJK
@DougJK 4 жыл бұрын
30:59 When I saw that “BestGore” watermark, I got worried lol
@jayknight139
@jayknight139 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao 🤣 like wise
@Saint111Michael
@Saint111Michael 4 жыл бұрын
I got excited.
@WallhacksYT
@WallhacksYT 4 жыл бұрын
is it fair to say you stayed sweating like a black guy?
@bsnwithatumor
@bsnwithatumor 4 жыл бұрын
Christina's English falls apart after Tom pushes her off the cliff
@samyulsan1578
@samyulsan1578 4 жыл бұрын
Epic Callback
@Kwestdaroc4
@Kwestdaroc4 4 жыл бұрын
I just spit out my drink 😅😂😅😂
@iamSlopd
@iamSlopd 4 жыл бұрын
Always looking forward for Wednesday just because of YMH.
@dukstedi
@dukstedi 4 жыл бұрын
oh werd
@DeShawnaldTrump
@DeShawnaldTrump 4 жыл бұрын
I highly recommend getting a channel membership to enjoy the uncensored ad free episodes a day early.
@damianmarshall5090
@damianmarshall5090 4 жыл бұрын
I like how he was just like Bert saying he didn’t do something and he’s like besides last night of course or that other day doing the thing he just said he didn’t do
@Nervmalnicht
@Nervmalnicht 4 жыл бұрын
"The Sissy of Freemont" sounds like a nice novel
@jstamps101
@jstamps101 4 жыл бұрын
I'm a black man and this had me laughing till I'm sweatin' like a black man. 😂😂😂
@KRB81
@KRB81 4 жыл бұрын
Hauling sand?
@stephen32frazier
@stephen32frazier 4 жыл бұрын
A whole white baby bruh..
@haymaker710
@haymaker710 4 жыл бұрын
Are you homeless, out of jail, or a thug?
@charlesbirdsong6782
@charlesbirdsong6782 4 жыл бұрын
Jon Haymaker Jesus dude. That’s not how jokes work.😂
@stephen32frazier
@stephen32frazier 4 жыл бұрын
@@haymaker710 I'm a homeless thug straight outta the jail off the Figero Highway, just trying to find the Wagner Project Homes..
@jacklarose1791
@jacklarose1791 4 жыл бұрын
I’m having chest pain and flashbacks to the live podcast
@Emily-pi8xe
@Emily-pi8xe 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@meowth900
@meowth900 4 жыл бұрын
was it scary? Ohno
@jacklarose1791
@jacklarose1791 4 жыл бұрын
meowth900 no just nearly vomited 30 times
@meowth900
@meowth900 4 жыл бұрын
Jack LaRose F. Can’t blame you there. The stuff they show here sounds pretty gross. Even when they have to censor for youtube it still sounds mad gross 😂
@Mr.Meeseeks.
@Mr.Meeseeks. 4 жыл бұрын
@@jacklarose1791 post surgery booger almost got me
@stevereseigh8885
@stevereseigh8885 4 жыл бұрын
I wonder what people in my apartment think when “mouse pad guy” audio comes through my tv 😂
@tctacoma847
@tctacoma847 4 жыл бұрын
i can tell you what my mom thinks
@tsekui
@tsekui 4 жыл бұрын
I can’t listen to this podcast anymore because my neighbours think I’m listening to weird ass porn or something
@jondoe384
@jondoe384 4 жыл бұрын
🎧
@exodusorange5983
@exodusorange5983 4 жыл бұрын
Don't be stingy
@evanabbott2737
@evanabbott2737 4 жыл бұрын
Aw, don’t be stingy...!😁
@michadunski472
@michadunski472 3 жыл бұрын
my neighbours stopped acknowledging me since I started, fuck em
@gabriella2186
@gabriella2186 4 жыл бұрын
I NEED THIS PODCAST BACK ON SPOTIFY
@phillpaxton749
@phillpaxton749 4 жыл бұрын
I love that the Sergura’s and the Urie’s hang out
@shflmbliss
@shflmbliss 4 жыл бұрын
You guy's bring so much joy to my week. - Love, Mark
@superduperpooperman
@superduperpooperman 4 жыл бұрын
You better believe I'm coming up in May.
@kcrichton7485
@kcrichton7485 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for not being stingy, Mark
@jjthesavage
@jjthesavage 4 жыл бұрын
Give it to me Mark!
@IARsmiley
@IARsmiley 4 жыл бұрын
I wish I had more joy. Stop being stingy, Mark.
@dntgvafuk89
@dntgvafuk89 4 жыл бұрын
I don't understand how so many people can be hating on Christina so much when she just advocated for topless nurses guys 🤷🏻‍♀️
@charlesbirdsong6782
@charlesbirdsong6782 4 жыл бұрын
Because the valor thief has yet to realize that a dicksuck ain’t cheatin’. Her fault for being so dumb 🤷🏽
@BenDunlop
@BenDunlop 4 жыл бұрын
Your mom's house is basically a modern, completely unfiltered version of the family favorite TV show 'funniest home videos'. I love it
@GymAndSun
@GymAndSun 4 жыл бұрын
I have heard in my head “Don’t be stingy Mark” in that creepy voice, randomly, out of the blue, more than once this week. Thanks Tom!
@stephenkeddy6849
@stephenkeddy6849 4 жыл бұрын
They should make an official YMH puke bucket
@glenlarsen8496
@glenlarsen8496 4 жыл бұрын
Genius idea.....or at least a big oval sticker you can put on your own puke bucket....preferably a 5 gallon bucket from harbor freight tools
@Jakem763
@Jakem763 4 жыл бұрын
I actually had to buy a pair of good headphones because I was watching an old episode the other day with my regular ear buds in on the train and they played that audio clip of Ed and RPC for a good while and I had one ear out and the person two seats up from me looked back at me like I was watching child murders. This show is truly vial and vomit inducing and I love it
@jenniferdennis6465
@jenniferdennis6465 4 жыл бұрын
😆
@Jakem763
@Jakem763 4 жыл бұрын
jv I wish I’m poor a nice quality 30 dollar target pair did the trick lol
@RG-tm7uq
@RG-tm7uq 4 жыл бұрын
Check the YMH subreddit! Someone has a high school yearbook with Tommy John’s in it!!
@bushtruck
@bushtruck 4 жыл бұрын
Just started a new channel bagging on truck in the mountains. Hoping to make some folks laugh.
@MichaelDavis-zf6nt
@MichaelDavis-zf6nt 4 жыл бұрын
Christina trying to steal Tom's vasectomy valor. Shame.
@MrKaidman
@MrKaidman 4 жыл бұрын
This show is the new gold standard, on how to adapt entertainment for 2020....they really went to the next lvl
@jdoylewallis2948
@jdoylewallis2948 4 жыл бұрын
When my father had a colonoscopy, the nurse was going over the prep with the patients in the waiting room. She went up to this obese couple and asked, "Have you had anything to eat or drink in the past twelve hours?" and the guy said, "No. Just had some biscuits and gravy at Cracker Barrel, that's all."
@BrokenGodEnt
@BrokenGodEnt 4 жыл бұрын
Guessing she told him to go home lol.
@apollothefuzz2044
@apollothefuzz2044 4 жыл бұрын
It's like Bert when he says he hasn't been drinking
@vincentq2917
@vincentq2917 4 жыл бұрын
@@apollothefuzz2044 only saturdays and sundays!
@apollothefuzz2044
@apollothefuzz2044 4 жыл бұрын
@@vincentq2917 and every other day that ends in "Y". That's it though, only those days.
@edwardhill3410
@edwardhill3410 4 жыл бұрын
"Sweating like a black man" is a simile not a metaphor Christine
@JesseFuches
@JesseFuches 4 жыл бұрын
Similes are a type of metaphor though
@lexiehua1457
@lexiehua1457 4 жыл бұрын
Jesse Gilmore you got there first ... dang
@JesseFuches
@JesseFuches 4 жыл бұрын
Lexie Hua people gotta know their figures of speech before they go throwing accusations around..
@whatisthis-uw9ok
@whatisthis-uw9ok 4 жыл бұрын
So much to hate about her.
@joepiersma4768
@joepiersma4768 4 жыл бұрын
Bet you’re fun at parties
@happytimeharry5462
@happytimeharry5462 4 жыл бұрын
Who just gives people money for the morning after pill? You watch them ingest it, rookie move Tom.
@youtubehandle1398
@youtubehandle1398 4 жыл бұрын
I always did this! Luckily I was broke and a douche so there was no incentive to keep my baby lol
@kharp2322
@kharp2322 4 жыл бұрын
Tom, I just had my first surgery as well about 2 weeks ago. Same experience at the hospital aside from the recovery room. It took me 20 minutes to wake up and I felt good like I wanted to walk myself out. They wouldn’t let me though. Got wheeled out. anesthesia lasted the rest of the day for me. It was great. Recovery the next few days can be rough as you know. It won’t last long. Just stick to what the doc said and you will be back to your old self in no time. Enjoy the meds they gave you and take it easy. 👍
@brendonkezza9438
@brendonkezza9438 4 жыл бұрын
Christine's face at 1:00:12 😂 I swear her lip quivers 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@maxfirkins5983
@maxfirkins5983 4 жыл бұрын
The Sissy of Freemont Street should be the next Joker.
@Mack_B
@Mack_B 4 жыл бұрын
Oh shit I forgot about him
@maxfirkins5983
@maxfirkins5983 4 жыл бұрын
Brian MacAdam keep watching the episode.
@DeShawnaldTrump
@DeShawnaldTrump 4 жыл бұрын
Don’t you mean Bryan Callen? #BecomeAChannelMember
@maxfirkins5983
@maxfirkins5983 4 жыл бұрын
SeanRobert I am a channel member
@DrankenDune
@DrankenDune 4 жыл бұрын
Jesus christ how has Christina survived this long?
@zachryan7820
@zachryan7820 4 жыл бұрын
I really need a break from men moaning after this.
@fraguladotvee8959
@fraguladotvee8959 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah man. I'm not prude by any means, never have been... But, I feel like this show is ruining me sexually.
@666CBM1
@666CBM1 4 жыл бұрын
Shhhhh
@DeShawnaldTrump
@DeShawnaldTrump 4 жыл бұрын
How many times will Christina mention birthing two kids this episode?
@DanielDanger420
@DanielDanger420 4 жыл бұрын
Someone has clearly never birthed two kids here. Ammiright?! 🤣
@DeShawnaldTrump
@DeShawnaldTrump 4 жыл бұрын
J. Mascis If men gave birth, you wouldn’t hear any complaining. 😤
@stuarcari
@stuarcari 4 жыл бұрын
We'd be back to work after lunch
@DeShawnaldTrump
@DeShawnaldTrump 4 жыл бұрын
Stuart Arcari 95% of childbirth would be all natural no painkillers and fuck sowing the our gooch back up after it rips. Give us some penicillin and let it drip
@executer5279
@executer5279 4 жыл бұрын
"sissy of Fremont" sounds like the name a serial would give themselves, and christina would go to him before ed?
@takeaseat6969
@takeaseat6969 4 жыл бұрын
I've been 5 stroke flossing since I heard jean talk about it.. after a week, no more thick blood...
@patricktuorto
@patricktuorto 4 жыл бұрын
Just had to undergo an appendectomy, and same thing, it's the equivalent of getting stabbed, the pain can be intense, what's more, you get an overall appreciation for your core muscles as you can no longer do simple things like sit up, coughing hurts and laughing hurts. going on week 3 and the pain still feels intense.
@benb3958
@benb3958 4 жыл бұрын
I've been waiting all day for this
@senseidezy
@senseidezy 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@KP-ol3tc
@KP-ol3tc 4 жыл бұрын
So true
@senseidezy
@senseidezy 4 жыл бұрын
Don't be stingy mark
@benb3958
@benb3958 4 жыл бұрын
@@senseidezy you bet I'm coming up in May
@TimWing23
@TimWing23 4 жыл бұрын
Not me. I took 10-12 Benadryl last night with some good weed so Im just waking up.
@owenjohnson7447
@owenjohnson7447 4 жыл бұрын
Christina’s stolen pain and valor are just purely despicable
@AlecTramblayCoaching
@AlecTramblayCoaching 4 жыл бұрын
I choked on my food when I heard “I can be sweating like a black man” from Ed 🤣🤣
@TendoTheDude
@TendoTheDude 4 жыл бұрын
Dude Tony snuck in a 'ya know' in between Covid and 19. That's just impressive.
@emilyrichardson7986
@emilyrichardson7986 4 жыл бұрын
Sorry didnt mean to leave my coat at your house, Tony.
@josephdavis2695
@josephdavis2695 4 жыл бұрын
3 weeks Emily? For fucks sake
@Extra_Goodness
@Extra_Goodness 4 жыл бұрын
Y’know
@samster2626
@samster2626 4 жыл бұрын
We up outta here
@dianau7612
@dianau7612 4 жыл бұрын
When Tom told Christina we hate her 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jasonwinterton9369
@jasonwinterton9369 Жыл бұрын
same lololololololololololololoololollolo
@smelly1444
@smelly1444 4 жыл бұрын
"I love you" "...I don't"
@gillgitsham1976
@gillgitsham1976 4 жыл бұрын
My relationship with my partner is just like this ... absolutely raw love no bullshit... you guys are just perfect.. love this channel.. best show ever
@derekddurbin
@derekddurbin 4 жыл бұрын
Christina: I love you Tom: I don’t, not even a little bit.
@tjs50
@tjs50 4 жыл бұрын
Starting off the episode strong with "Ya know" AND Tommy Johns
@vincenthucknall7175
@vincenthucknall7175 4 жыл бұрын
Deadass
@jarjarss5123
@jarjarss5123 4 жыл бұрын
Top Dog: She can handle farts. Also Top Dog: I don't think she'd be ok with that.
@stephen32frazier
@stephen32frazier 4 жыл бұрын
Also Charo to TopDog for an hr straight: slaps to the face and "shut the fuck up when I'm talking", (which was the whole time) slaps Top again...
@zacsweet4778
@zacsweet4778 4 жыл бұрын
stephen frazier dude I’m honestly shitty. Charo just tanked the live show so hard...
@stephen32frazier
@stephen32frazier 4 жыл бұрын
@@zacsweet4778 I know and as a long time mommie it pains me to say so. You're the first person I've seen agree with me lol. She got so cringey. They shoulda just got Danny Brown lol.
@sirandrewroyal4
@sirandrewroyal4 4 жыл бұрын
Once a VALOR thief, always a VALOR their. Give Tom his credit, he just had his manhood taken.
@malcolmrjmcleod
@malcolmrjmcleod 4 жыл бұрын
The guy who does the "kisses" TikTok is a comedian named Nate Varrone. He used to perform on the mainstage at The Second City Chicago. Saw him there. Funny dude. My jaw dropped when I saw his TikTok made the collection. No idea if he's gone downhill since the show I saw him in (was a few years ago)... but weirdly uncomfortable, nonetheless. Piss on me, beat me, Mommy.
@AlastairBatz
@AlastairBatz 4 жыл бұрын
Mommies must investigate
@AndrewIles
@AndrewIles 4 жыл бұрын
The Sissy of Freemont is legit a fucking Rob Zombie film character 😂
@comicwadetaylor
@comicwadetaylor 4 жыл бұрын
“I’m a blessin, blood.” Is my new favorite saying.
@DegenCash
@DegenCash 4 жыл бұрын
I wanna say thanks to Mr. Tom for introducing me to methamphetamines. I’ve never felt so good as I do today and my body has never looked any better. I’m a lot more social and have no issues taking risks. Sometimes I’ve noticed that my risks aren’t calculated but I’m getting the hang of it.
@Mayorofsexytown1303
@Mayorofsexytown1303 4 жыл бұрын
If you keep dropping things dont worry its just a weird thing that happens
@DegenCash
@DegenCash 4 жыл бұрын
Mayor Of SexyTown really? I just discovered slots while using meth. I was winning! Then lost my ticket... I probably dropped it! What’s up with that
@Mayorofsexytown1303
@Mayorofsexytown1303 4 жыл бұрын
@@DegenCash Oh you 100% dropped it. Keep an eye out for that it can be a tad annoying at first. Once you start feeling itchy all the time that means the dropping things will go away soon. Im on week 4 of Toms 6 week full body meth cleanse
@DegenCash
@DegenCash 4 жыл бұрын
Mayor Of SexyTown I dunno what I would’ve done with out Toms secrets.
@Mayorofsexytown1303
@Mayorofsexytown1303 4 жыл бұрын
@@DegenCash I dont either but what i do know Jonathan is that i would not be this thin. Thanks Tom!
@rams812
@rams812 4 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, when Christina said she had 2 miscarriages I actually felt pretty bad.. haha not sure if its true, but if it is, damn.. sorry Mommy
@andmeproductions1697
@andmeproductions1697 4 жыл бұрын
Yea she has talked about it on Where My Mom's at Podcast, it's pretty messed up, she had one while she was performing and she had to hide it and play it off while she was on pain, it sucks! Poor mommy
@anotherone1815
@anotherone1815 4 жыл бұрын
She farts into a microphone, she deserves 3
@AmandaBurns14
@AmandaBurns14 4 жыл бұрын
She also talked about it on The Honeydew, which was a great episode
@BrokenGodEnt
@BrokenGodEnt 4 жыл бұрын
@@andmeproductions1697 Which episode?
@TrumpDabs
@TrumpDabs 4 жыл бұрын
She stole Toms valor and continues to use a disbanded fart mic, she’ll get no sympathy from me until she cleans up her act
@SoftwareDevJason
@SoftwareDevJason 4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, listening to this podcast in your garage and your elderly neighbor stops by to chat while your underneath a car is not a good time.
@MichaelDavis-zf6nt
@MichaelDavis-zf6nt 4 жыл бұрын
1:32:14 Listen to what Tom says here. Now think about who his best friend is.
@jjthesavage
@jjthesavage 4 жыл бұрын
Ever since Tom got clipped, he ain't having no more whole white babies!
@micahmarch4047
@micahmarch4047 4 жыл бұрын
No more babies without mullets 😏
@jjthesavage
@jjthesavage 4 жыл бұрын
@@micahmarch4047 Ah shit, Theo-gate!
@TomAKAVeto
@TomAKAVeto 4 жыл бұрын
Buffalo Trace is the first sponsor of this show that I truly align with as a listener of this program
@lrod5933
@lrod5933 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, well all their subsidiaries
@emiliogaribay2943
@emiliogaribay2943 4 жыл бұрын
We need a YMH produced documentary on Alister vs Fedsmoker
@evanabbott2737
@evanabbott2737 4 жыл бұрын
I would love that....😁👍
@douglasdollars
@douglasdollars 4 жыл бұрын
The dude on the video switching is doing excellent work. A pile of transitions during the FedSmoker segment, so crisp.
@jesuswasdrunk4281
@jesuswasdrunk4281 4 жыл бұрын
I love Toms sarcastic 'mhmms' of approval during clips.
@Eddie_fn_g
@Eddie_fn_g 4 жыл бұрын
I don’t understand how Christy doesn’t get that the Sissy of Fremont Street clearly has bodies in his floorboards.
@Siahxvii
@Siahxvii 4 жыл бұрын
I felt the need to cleanse myself from that evil spirit, The Sissy of Fremont Street has DEFINITELY killed before. I still have fucking CHILLS 😂 Christine is definitely a tik-tok for picking him over Mr.poutine...
@Eddie_fn_g
@Eddie_fn_g 4 жыл бұрын
Siahシュ and she calls Tom the crazy one!
@vanessa0111
@vanessa0111 4 жыл бұрын
he looks like a character in one of those Scary Stories to Tell in the dark books. fuckin creepy
@Eddie_fn_g
@Eddie_fn_g 4 жыл бұрын
Vanessa C. Agreed. Like something out of an 80’s Stephen King movie
@lucasfuentes9228
@lucasfuentes9228 4 жыл бұрын
I really have to stop watching these during dinner.
@-Bert-
@-Bert- 4 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait to see how many things Tom already spoiled In the live show
@robbydavis9062
@robbydavis9062 4 жыл бұрын
Christina is the best mom LOL. I love this show. Suits my life just fine haha.
@stopejerwin9883
@stopejerwin9883 4 жыл бұрын
The guys in the back laughing is the best part 😂
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