Avengers: Endgame Review - YMS

[@facemelter2277]

I thought it was an odd choice to have Thanos defeat Thor by fat shaming him until he committed suicide

[@ChessQuestionMark]

death grips

[@shemphoward666]

you might think he loves you for your money but i know what he really loves you for it’s your brand new leopard skin pillbox hat

[@ChessQuestionMark]

@@shemphoward666 he love u 4 the infity stones

[@moneylou2871]

Yoooo i’m dead☠️

[@NoedigJK471]

For sure, it was depressing to see that scene happen.

[@mattheskater6995]

It was good but did thanos really have to call black panther the n word

[@grusco.5774]

Yeah cause he seemed like a worse person then-

[@joegaffey4286]

I mean it was emotionally resonant with his character

[@slifer875]

thanos is clearly black, besides the infinity gaulglet gives him the N word power.

[@manuelnovaisjs]

Lol

[@ralaperher3650]

Thats called character development

[@UltimateRaindrop]

When Captain Marvel kicked Thanos in the nuts and Stan Lee says "Right in the Infinity Stones!" I felt like leaving the theater

[@richardli6775]

kappa

[@philswift1252]

Count Dokou if DC tried to make a marvel movie

[@MasqueofFlesh]

That made me stay til after credits

[@ernsteinwaters8034]

Women need to have someone kick them between their legs

[@darklsn]

pls stop @@ernsteinwaters8034

[@richardromaine8639]

The Russo bros explained that in the beginning Thanos didn’t get his injuries from the infinity but it was actually scrapes from the asphalt after some intense pickup basketball

[@cenzored6702]

Thanos was out there breaking ankles

[@qua]

Captain marvel cant fly out into space as Thanos would just hop into the Thanoscopter and get the gauntlet back.

[@101lwx]

Go go gadget thanos car

[@TheSquirrelbeast]

The movie shows her easily destroying spaceships with her barehands. She's basically Superman

[@behappy5869]

Adolfo Berrios even superman couldnt destroy the thanoscopter you idiot

[@TheSquirrelbeast]

@Colby S The Thanoscopter would not have been an answer then

[@PoliceAlarm]

@@TheSquirrelbeast The Thanoscopter is always an answer. How else is Thanos so strong?

[@sigmatic__]

Look Adam you're entitled to your opinion but the longevity of Rocket giving Thanos a Pepsi and the whole battle stopping to enjoy Pepsi was an artistic expression not witnessed in cinema for decades.

[@marky6456]

So brave.

[@buffalowick8003]

@@marky6456 so so brave.

[@cmiller1515]

Jblooddrunk So brave.

[@Cocklord911]

So brave.

[@Jack-fz8gc]

So brave

[@casualverse]

*I did like when Captain America Revealed himself to be Clint Eastwood.*

[@MarcioOleiro]

I would love If old cap. Happens to be Stan Lee 😀😀

[@victoriamartines5030]

He looks more like Joe Biden to me.

[@julianmx13]

Sam: Hey Cap Cap: Get the fuck off my lawn

[@DmitryAbrakhmanov]

Captain Wild West

[@ulyssesfouvry732]

@@victoriamartines5030 old ronald reagan

[@nathanlomayesva3]

It was alright, I really love the brave choice of including the 73 minute scene of Thanos exploring his sexuality in the final cut.

[@brunocaro6366]

Hmmm I'm not sure, the beef jerky bondage scene was a little too much, and they didn't add the rectal stretching competition that appears in the comic's

[@bradcarver8127]

Ant Man really helped him explore his sexuality. And we thought him going up Thanos’s ass was a tactical maneuver

[@Dragonage2ftw]

Huh?

[@ronniejdio9411]

That cut ends with antman up the butt

[@RamboCreativity]

I swear if at some point in time or history I make a movie I'm going to get people like YMS to help with the script.

[@internettraveler8666]

Avengers Endgame was just 3 hours of Endgame spoilers smh

[@jessew7565]

Thanks a lot for the spoilers asshole tbh

[@bvarino100197]

@@jessew7565 He just warned you about spoilers what he was going to talk about at 1:55 in the movie.

[@Niseryusei]

Victor 456 Its a joke about the movie

[@bvarino100197]

@@NiseryuseiOh, I didn't get the joke correctly. It really didn't make me laugh at all. I wish had a sense of humor.

[@megatronsroyalemissary382]

XD

[@Shawnercaw]

I almost cried when thanos’ little brother came out of the time machine and said “mom said it’s my turn on the infinity gauntlet”

[@yungboiq7863]

Omfg😂😂😂

[@Abo-xz5bs]

Lmaooooooo

[@HeilRay]

My tea shot out my nose.

[@aila6814]

honestly wouldn't even be mad if that happened.

[@unacceptableminority7101]

What was a Thanos's mom doing on the infinity gauntlet ???

[@battleupsaber462]

We all know Adam only liked the scenes with Rocket Raccoon

[@Antoxide]

For obvious reasons... everyone loves a smart ass.

[@Greendalewitch]

@@Antoxide No. I think its because Adam is a closeted furry that secretly dreams of cuddling with Daddy Derek.

[@Hevymin]

I mean.... Same.

[@ToumalRakesh]

Hey. Nothing wrong with that. Rocket is hot.

[@Wintd1]

@@Greendalewitch Adam is definitely not closeted lol, he's very open about his furriness.

[@ArmandoFlores-nn5ss]

Out of all those 14,600,000 timelines one of them had to be Ant-Man crawling up Thanos's butt and guess what? It failed.

[@TRAVISSQUATT]

14,600,000 and 1 actualy

[@dylaxiusmccoy]

But what about the timelines that Dr Strange didn't check?

[@classicpinball9873]

Ye

[@lordnicenstein5105]

Cause thanos liked it!

[@SeanMacadelic]

Wouldn’t there be an infinite amount of timelines…

[@Blurro]

i liked the part when thanos died in the first 15 mins and then hulk dabbed wait that actually happened

[@generalkenobi3601]

Yep

[@jackosborne6707]

General Kenobi well hello there

[@generalkenobi3601]

@@jackosborne6707 Grevious: GENERAL KENOBI

[@bubbajax_9994]

@@generalkenobi3601 oh i dont think so HYEUUUHHHH

[@minixlemonade]

dont forget an extremely direct reference and low key advertisement to a certain video game that definitely won't be dated in like, 3 months tops

[@drachenfeIs]

I almost cried when thanos made black panther sit on the back of the bus

[@pr0xi_zura.]

Well fuck me. My favorite part was when Wakanda boycotted the battle

[@wizardsmix7961]

I personally loved the scene where all the female avengers assembled mid battle in the kitchen and proceeded to make thanos a sandwich

[@RAY296]

good fucking lord these comments are great

[@SuperOmnicronsj44]

Handsome lad squirting cream inside man with cool glasse's BP was overrated, but they did a fairly good job repurposing his outfit... This dude not picked a blockbuster and a cultural event ... how do you shit on a rainbow 🌈??? Lol 😂

[@SuperOmnicronsj44]

Polaroid Android Jeff Panther was fairly good in this ... save this epic trolling for A-Force or Gay-Force (Brie Larsons actual plan 🙄)

[@cogniferous2537]

I thought it was kinda weird but welcome when the first hour of the movie was spent with Thanos teaching us woodwork on his farm. Nice and wholesome.

[@ghostuscoyote]

Too bad he didn't keep his fingers away from the table saw blade... At least he taught us through his bad example and the oak cabinets turned out very nice.

[@z-beeblebrox]

And the fact that it was episode 246 of his ongoing youtube vlog really added to the worldbuilding

[@MALICEM12]

I would be down for a movie all about that

[@cogniferous2537]

Three more likes until I have more likes than Adumb himself.

[@garfield-9500]

It was like 3 minutes

[@unholydiver1095]

Natasha: "Hawkeye died by committing suicide to get the stone. I wasn't able to stop him." Everyone: "Dear GOD! We'll make sure his death is not in vain. Give us the Soul Stone." Natasha: "Oh I never got it. Turns out, I was suppose to kill him in order for his death to be of any use."

[@gifgoldblum7940]

That is indeed a scenario hypothesised in the video, yes

[@jim191185]

After all Thanos worked for and achieved, Fortnite still got made. He failed.

[@Useryoutubeuserdba]

Destiny still arrives

[@ferretwill45]

Does that mean people are still playing fortnite in 2023?

[@deadmeme902]

Taycool dabbing on that dust boi

[@jackwoods7275]

In the beginning Thanos was literally Purple Shrek

[@cornupswar]

These darn Avengers barging into his swamp. They don't understand the layers he got underneath all that onion skin.

[@Tesla-do9tu]

I would love a movie just about Thanos farming.

[@jackwoods7275]

1983 Tesla Thanos farming simulator 2024

[@paveesfox375]

@@sashabonnie987654leave it to a woman to not get the joke

[@FloatingOer]

@@Tesla-do9tu Thanos is a farmer but he only harvest half of his crops, the movie.

[@line4169]

I really cried at that part when Hawkeye picks up dead Natasha's body and throws it again to get 2 soul stones........😢

[@jhonjacson798]

That woyldnt work... there arent two orange soul stones the blue one is in the teseract and the red one is inside of natalie portman before she became diablo lord of terror.

[@Chillerll]

@@jhonjacson798 No its the bonus stone

[@ISATGDuh]

Its soulstone DLC

[@boocuffs4368]

Haahah

[@glennong5673]

@@jhonjacson798 r/whoooosh

[@psychosocal3368]

That scene where Tony Stark makes love to his mother from the past was really awkward

[@alexandroayala9151]

Tbh

[@alexanderav5010]

I didn't think it was that awkward

[@Flome810]

“Oh ToNy, HaRdEr!”

[@Crocomum]

I at least enjoyed how his dad watched from a leather arm chair

[@porkins-84]

​@@CrocomumIt did go too far when Cap made Peggy join though

[@girlbossalex8065]

My favourite scene was when Black Panther broke the fourth wall and gave the entire audience the N-word pass

[@Trippy141_]

I was so happy when it happened!

[@MaximillionNE]

It became my favourite movie after that

[@abstractrealitytim9672]

No he didn't.

[@MaximillionNE]

Abstract Reality Tim r/whooooosh

[@Trippy141_]

No fucking shit. It’s a damn joke.

[@thecrocwithshades]

Would have been pretty funny if they just denied captain America his retirement plan by using hulk's faulty time machine to de-age him back to his prime again.

[@AlexWritesOnGames]

TheCrocodileWithSunglasses oh shit I forgot they can do this shit too. This is now also a universe where with 5 minutes of effort they can effectively end aging

[@damgful]

So now we have time travel and immortality. They have to come up with the best of excuses to not use these in the future movies.

[@Scroolewse]

I think they're just gonna pretend that de-aging thing just didn't happen by saying something like "oh no we don't understand that so we cant do it anymore" and im ok with that.

[@mqfii8992]

My guess? Both time machines are gonna somehow be destroyed, alongside Tony's blueprints, so time-traveling Is impossible once again. And not even Shuri can redo that, just like Cap's shield.

[@ablackbunny3149]

But can hulk's machine write a new contract for Chris Evans?

[@professorwh042]

The hour long sex scene between Steve and Tony was thematically appropriate, IMO.

[@kinghummus9385]

Is your pfp Yukino from Oregairu?

[@CalbeXD]

Which Steve

[@stetoolshed]

@@CalbeXD Minecraft Steve

[@thonktank1239]

I really enjoyed when Peter joined in.

[@Kroldor]

Sometimes you really just need a taste of America's ass.

[@jihoulii4102]

That flashback showing Thanos building concentration camps and gassing the population of Nebula's homeword was a incredibly powerful, maybe even a bit too powerful. It takes a true visionary to portray such emotion correctly and the Russos did it perfectly. Raimi was even in tears in eyes after his viewing saying, "I couldn't have done it any better."

[@havelyntherockelyn1576]

The Interviewers are still wondering if he meant the movie scene... or something a bit more real life... We hope it's the first one tho

[@moelr_]

Oh my fucking god these comments just keep on getting better, this conment section is fucking gold holy shit

[@BAO-ve9pd]

@@moelr_ I'm laughing my ass off reading them

[@WiloPolis03]

I actually thought this comment was serious for a second holy crap

[@NotRay1995]

Christopher Nolan said that “this scene is pure art in its highest form”.

[@BigBrosFilms]

Thor plays Fortnite Hulk dabs Helen from Drake and Josh is in it These seem like joke spoilers but they are real.

[@vanillaannihilation5871]

@homonculust It has already

[@RealFuturePictures]

When did he dab?

[@philswift1252]

Vanilla Annihilation I literally typed it then saw your comment.

[@AwkwardSquirtles]

I thought of her more as Shirley from Community, but yeah these were all odd moments. Hulk dabbing will age fine, dabbing is already dated and that's the point.

[@idontcheckmynotifications]

That's it. The dab meme is officially dead.

[@thomasmurgatroyd3824]

What about that 46 minute scene of Thanos eating Pasta? Seemed very emotional.

[@nateguerra7581]

Movie Box ngl this made me laugh really hard

[@tylerdurden1540]

That part got me

[@SickHarbinger]

He opens his mouth, but spaghetti won't come out! :(

[@gruntpocalypsenow]

I would watch a Thanos Mukbang

[@monkelyn5045]

I was upsetti spaghetti in that scene . . . I'm sorry

[@CloudburstSapphire]

Ant-Man going into Cap's ass instead of Thanos was truly surprising

[@thethinker2372]

i liked the part when ant man gets named "the man who assaulted america's ass"

[@momo-dm3rw]

This one is technically true.

[@thesuperdoge2476]

KotaRainBear truly subverted my expectations

[@madcircle7311]

56th

[@Kezsora]

You just reminded me of that meme running up to the release of the film.

[@gasi-kxrma]

2:18 no no no , they didn't just kill him , my man was making a Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwich, before he got curb stomped and he still didn't get to eat before he died

[@kidkatanatv]

This comment killed me...because it's true

[@SPFLDAngler]

Should probably get the timestamp right

[@xenoplaguedoctor2912]

The strangest part was when Adam Savage and Jamie Heinemann sacrificed the other mythbusters for the soul stone

[@lucasmartinssaraiva1162]

And when the Superman saved Harry Potter because Gandalf, Wreck It Ralph and Mr Fantastic from Fantastic Four joined to the Black Order and Thanos to kill Kevin Spacey and Markiplier and Harry Potter tried to save them because Donald Trump, Prince Harry, Bolsonaro and Vladimir Putin send him to kill Thanos

[@Kcjoe-ln9op]

XenoplagueDoctor this is the best comment

[@vampiiko350]

XenoplagueDoctor rip the b team

[@reversalmushroom]

They said someone you LOVE.

[@seann9293]

What about the 30 minute sex scene between Captain America and Iron Man?

[@jafrymaly570]

Failed Fandom 30 hour*

[@tommyvasquez2708]

Jafry Maly *30 day

[@sethhodgkins8738]

@@tommyvasquez2708 *30 year

[@PastaCamel]

*30 Decade

[@seanyy5285]

30 century*

[@mendozerms]

Yo dont watch endgame it has spoilers bruh

[@umbrahat]

Thanks I didn't know that

[@yungjc2]

That's why I skipped it. Nowadays movies spoil movies and nobody is safe.

[@Voeris1]

thanks bruh

[@aurelius8734]

hol’ up...

[@Chillerll]

I have never seen a Marvel movie because I am afraid it could spoil me.

[@abigcupofwater]

The guy outside the theater asking for a skin sample was a really weird marketing choice by Marvel, but I think it improved the movie a lot in retrospect

[@brady_9765]

I’m surprised you didn’t mention the Fortnite scene with the best MCU character: noobmaster69

[@dokeshi6255]

What about the Dabbing Hulk?!

[@bunceman4613]

If Fortnite exists in the MCU does the Thanos skin exist?

[@anametoignore2286]

@@dokeshi6255 the Hulk one is fine because he's definitely supposed to be like your cringy uncle who's trying to look cool it seemed entirely self aware to me

[@dokeshi6255]

A name to ignore I don’t think so because the kids he was with, would have cringed and walked away if they dabbed

[@chinuaalibatya7345]

True

[@BSJINTHEHOUSE420]

I cried when Shrek sacrificed Fiona for the Soul Stone. Truly sad.

[@skulduggerypleasant9008]

God I love youtube

[@robjef622]

I'm just picturing it now - Shrek grabs Fiona and holds her over his head as she thrashes to break free before Shrek throws her off the cliff with teary eyes as he says: "Goodbye Fiona, you were my love, you were my life". Jesus.

[@ralaperher3650]

It was her or donkey

[@justaneditygangstar]

BSJ IN YO HOUSE but then I cried even harder when Spongebob subscribed to T series, and called Captain America the BIG GEY

[@meatgrinder149]

I’m still not to sure as to why they changed the Thanos actor to Adam Sandler

[@ah-hn7ts]

2014 thanos

[@megatronsroyalemissary382]

Avengers: Age of Thanos

[@Aether_Star]

It was weird when Thanos Adam Sandler started cussing at the infinity gems once he put the gauntlet on.

[@Carium1]

Wonderful

[@PhoenixDemon94]

it was really weird when a female Thanos showed up claiming to be regular Thanos' sister

[@marcusmachado3001]

I was mad when I watched endgame because it was filled with spoilers and like that was so uncool

[@Player-kg1ds]

Yeah Endgame really spoiled the movie for me tbh

[@memesdanet123]

Whoa Adam i respect your opinion but antman entering hulk butt and hulk farting was a good scene and not fanservice

[@SoulSukkur]

well that certainly is an inconspicuous profile picture you got there

[@NecroxProduction]

are you serious? I haven't watched the movie.

[@memesdanet123]

​@@NecroxProduction yeah

[@NecroxProduction]

@@RasielTheBoss what?

[@spFOX-pz3fx]

Go back to deviantart.

[@chrissesock4245]

I'm just glad we can finally say for certain that Thanos is circumcised.

[@Krosstic]

That’s funny as hell.

[@iyeetdog4853]

Ah yes , Jewish Thanos

[@phillower8806]

I don’t get it, help me get this joke

[@Aditz3345]

I wish I could laugh at this joke. Goddammit.

[@UnanimousDelivers]

I feel like that's the only thing that got cut in this whole movie.

[@GoldLuminance]

I'm mad that Thanos never got to finish his cooking lesson, I never got to find out what that soup was made from!

[@SoulSukkur]

They actually have the whole recipe an early, leaked version of the script - boiling water - pinch-o-salt - - gourd

[@GoldLuminance]

@@SoulSukkur Thanks man. Wanna lend me a hand? I don't think Thanos is available for that at the moment.

[@SoulSukkur]

@@GoldLuminance I can try to find a space gourd supplier, but it wont be easy. We'll need a team. *THEME MUSIC*

[@GoldLuminance]

@@SoulSukkur There was an idea...

[@lahhtoota]

@@SoulSukkur Ah i see, so you're a man of cultural as well--cap to thanos

[@CellarDoor-rt8tt]

I’m a physics major and must say that the scene where he casually made the time machine was incredibly annoying. It’s not because I feel like the marvel universe needs to play by our rules or anything. It’s a super hero movie and the characters in it have super powers and I’m perfectly ok with that. It does however annoy me when they try to give a physical explanation for it and have it make absolutely no sense. Why did he need to say “I just invert the eigenvectors of the Möbius strip”? For the people that don’t know physics it’s no more satisfying than having no explanation at all and for people like me who know what all that means it only serves to take us out of the movie by how little sense that “explanation” just made. If you’re going to try to pretend like the physics of the movie is consistent than do what interstellar did and hire Kip Thorne or any other physicist so they can write the dialogue so it makes atleast a fractional amount of sense

[@themrmezbah]

I agree, never viewed it from a physics stand point. But the rules both fail physics and logic.

[@Jdudec367]

@@themrmezbah I don't see how it fails logic.

[@voli293]

I would have 100% preferred 0 explanation compared to what we got. Dont get me wrong this movie was pretty entertaining though not as good as infinity war it still had its moments but movie producers really need to start caring especially when science and engineering is a big part of these movies. If they just showed him messing around for a while and him not figuring it out on the get go it eould have made waay more sense and entertaining. Like nobody really thought of "Just inverting the mobius strip"? . Its never this easy and it shouldn't and that just really annoyed me. I get tony is smart but oml thats just boring and lazy writing. I mean we have Bruce practically inventing Immortality and joking around when we could have had some decent thought out scenes. I mean he clearly states that something like time travel is way out of his field. There are still decent characters out in the marvel universe. This could have been an amazing way to introduce Mr. Fantastic (quite a stretch but it would have been a far more interesting scene)

[@ethancatalan4259]

🤓

[@Jdudec367]

@@CellarDoor-rt8tt Oh...ok then I get it now...I think I already got it honestly.

[@theresastarmanwaitinginthe5149]

I cried so hard when Mario sacrificed himself to save the Smash cast. It was so emotional, one of the saddest moments in movie history.

[@bsamaniac305]

And it's a me...Mario! *SNAPS*

[@sjorshoeijmans5442]

That cap vs cap fight made me laugh imagining it was smash bros

[@cracklasco]

Theres a mario movie coming in 2022. Watch this happen in Samsh Bros 4, 10+ years into the Nintendo cinematic Universe.

[@beabeatrix299]

SPEEEDWAAGGGOOONN

[@indg0205]

_Sneaky using a certain SFM as a reference._

[@trevorrogers95]

Was really choked up when Frodo sacrificed Sam for the soul stone.

[@TheFadedleaf]

OMG LOL... I needed that.

[@joemamma4444]

LMAO

[@ΜιχΛαζ]

Gold!!

[@billwilson6248]

Pippin waits

[@AxelGriff72]

The part where Rocket ate Nebula out was really heart warming.

[@klystron2010]

But did his spit really have to corrode the metal so she squeaked when she walked?

[@AxelGriff72]

That's how it was in the manga @@klystron2010

[@squidwardtentacles5327]

Sadly he had rabies and nebula died in the post credits scene

[@Schrodinger_]

@@squidwardtentacles5327 Even worse when he died of rust poisoning afterwards

[@optimusprime8609]

U mean he ate nebby's ass

[@klopse8858]

Movie's great, but, I don't think Rocket could just say the N word like that just because he has black eyeliner.

[@Bird_Monsieur]

Your just jealous

[@VortechBirb]

You're*

[@Lucidopherus]

VortechBirb ur*

[@Dominick_twu]

I mean he is a Raccoon...

[@BodywiseMustard]

@@Bird_Monsieur You're just envious* Jealousy is a fear of someone taking what's yours.

[@crabosity]

It was kinda weird when thanos showered in front of captain marvel

[@ProfessorHubertFarnsworth]

I'm pretty sure you were just watching the porn parody "Avengers: Bendover Game".

[@Mike-mb9pr]

He did it to assert dominance.

[@spFOX-pz3fx]

Oh yeah, he “ *showered* “ in front of her and she saw his little pipi.

[@nym5qu17]

that scene was so hot

[@beniciocienfuegos7522]

I would f**k Captain Marvel with you.

[@SnipingIsAGoodJobMate]

So we are not mentioning Hulk dabbing? Cool, cool...

[@knurdyob]

or thor playing fortnite

[@Igneeka]

​@@knurdyob Or Thor screaming in his mic insulting a kid

[@WarHog4ever]

@@knurdyob Korg was playing, not Thor.

[@mqfii8992]

When I told about both Hulk dabbing and Thor playing Fortnite, my friend told me “Hah! Is that one of those fake spoilers people are spreading?”

[@sn7y534]

@@Igneeka HE WAS INSULTING NOOBMASTER69

[@shredd9719]

Jimmy Neutron dies in Endgame Also why the frick does Endgame have so many damn Infinity War spoilers?

[@BudokaiMan-mr9tw]

Because this one is a sequel to infinity war and Infinity war is now a year old so I don't really see why that's such a big deal? If you haven't seen it yet then why are you watching a sequel to a film you haven't seen yet?

[@JP-hk6xw]

@@BudokaiMan-mr9tw r/woosh

[@kangdide]

You talking about infinity war spoilers but endgame has all the endgame spoilers though

[@shredd9719]

@@kangdide damn you right you right Also, @BudokaiMan 1200, issa joke

[@BudokaiMan-mr9tw]

@@shredd9719 whatever you say.

[@alexbenavidez4500]

I remember my first thought after leaving the cinema from this movie, was the fact that Black Widow didn't get a fucking funeral. Like she got a bit of remembrance and a mention here and there, but only Tony got an actual funeral where people paid their respects and had his identity put to rest

[@yoteawhirl1987]

The musical numbers in the first half of endgame were really weird and out of place to me but it all came together when it's revealed thanos has been in a coma the whole time.

[@free_siobhan]

I actually liked during the battle scene when dr strange summoned tap shoes and started a dance break. Really heart warming.

[@blakeoetting8800]

Favorite part was when LeBron jumped out of the war machine suit with a Sprite cranberry to share with thanos

[@TehSunnydayz]

Blake Oetting I’m dead 😂😂

[@DontCallMeAaron]

That’s the plot of space jam 2

[@aspiknf]

I hope they don't make a Space Jam 2

[@UnwholesomeRat]

Arran Vid they are making a space jam 2

[@aspiknf]

What's the point of a Space Jam 2? back in my day, sequels were only made if the original wasn't good enough

[@TemmiePlays]

I stood and clapped when Thanos wielded the Infinity Gauntlet, and then said the N-word. Very bold choice. Artistic, even. Truly N-Game material.

[@hshocker98]

...in the end, gamers have risen up and face society as a whole.

[@att6844]

Okay out first I saw who you were and was like “Oh! That’s neat, I wonder what this content creator I enjoy watching has to say about endgame” and I find this shit.

[@trollskullkid69]

I found it unnecessary for Thanos to go to Bikini Bottom to retrieve the Krabby Patty Secret Formula. Other than that, it was great

[@Piratewaffle43]

Aha, 5/10 because thanos snapped away the other 5, of course, the funniest of jokes.

[@asdergold1]

I gave it a 2.7/10. If there weren't so many things that went wrong after IW in every possible way, it would be a 3.7 or a bit higher.(to me, a 6 is very, Very, VERY good, people have such low fucking standards these days)

[@bartholomew1096]

@@asdergold1 that's a low asf rating lol

[@electricant55]

@@asdergold1 I think the problem may be with your scoring system

[@Aether_Star]

@@asdergold1 so that's your way of scoring? I consider adjusting your way you view films but I'm also not saying to like them either but to be more fair with them. You mention that people have low standards but you have extremely HIGH standards as well and you're no different. If all the plot points were fixed you would still give it a 3.7. Bloody hell man.

[@notoriousjester2593]

@@asdergold1 if your gonna be making a scoring system like that, just give it a percentage, that's so arbitrary, just say a 3 or a 2

[@julianmx13]

Red Skull: In order to obtain the stone, you must lose what you love the most. A soul for a soul. *hands over a DVD of Soul Plane* Red Skull: Uhh.. yesss I guess that works

[@jessec.6876]

I honestly thought Hawkeye was gonna throw his bow and quiver over.

Would that destroy the movie Soul Plane for everyone though? Or just affect that copy of the DVD? Since if it's the former, then you truly are a monster. If it's the latter, then it's fine. Also, does that mean there are infinite number of soul stones? Since a lot of people know where that planet is if you can just punch it into your space GPS, and the stone's life giving properties would make it rather valuable. Then there's that idiot Red Skull just holding Soul Stone seminars before the start of the ride like an ass.

[@rwkc3004]

😁🤣🤣🤣

Edit: Also, shouldn't the soul stone be impossible to get by the movie's own logic. You have to sacrifice something that you love, but if you're willing to sacrifice something that you love for a material object, at the moment of the act you no longer love the object being sacrificed, before it hits the bottom. Since you chose the stone over the object you're discarding.

[@Aria-un9iy]

I’m picturing this as a Family Guy cutscene

[@HettesKvek]

JK Rowling: The Hulk and Thanos had an intense sexual relationship.

[@yungjc2]

They did share the same glove and didn't clean it out between uses, and that's cannon.

[@desaad1725]

🤣🤣🤣

[@TheCrappyRobot]

HULK SMASH ;D

[@Reilly5]

Green fever!

[@Chillerll]

Nah, you have to wait 10 years to reveal that.

[@supersourg2922]

IMO, I liked how they built up Thanos’ character by showing him playing Fortnite Endgame as Thanos, which really shows just how powerful she is.

[@THEREALSCRAPPY]

She?!?!

[@cucumbersoda4878]

@@THEREALSCRAPPYthanos is my favorite transfem cat girl

[@wisemage0]

I can't even argue with Adam's rating because it's perfectly balanced.

[@AwkwardSquirtles]

As all things should be.

[@crazedvillager9083]

I think the reason this comment has only 1 reply is because everyone swiped up to comment "as all things should be" and then saw someone already said it.

[@growingpains7753]

@@crazedvillager9083 To be honest! 😂 I came to do exactly that

[@haytakhaytak189]

a cat mostly but some of his things can easily be explained with simple logic

[@koolesterkatest128]

I almost cried at the part where they dig up ironman's body and eat his rotting flesh for 20 minutes

[@outriderdude4509]

I'm literally crying 🤣

[@qweertyasd]

Marvel zombies movie take notes

[@TheBatbike]

Marvel zombies confirmed

[@yungjc2]

Dude spoilers...

[@aes_spector]

Ibrahim Abid Why Was this comment necessary exactly?

[@phothewin6019]

I thought of the Nebula Soul Stone thing too, but then I realized that Nebula didn't exactly know that the Soul Stone required a sacrifice, all she knew for sure was that Thanos killed Gamora on Vormir.

[@Brandon-rb4sm]

Thanos and Gamora go to Vormir, Thanos returns with the Soul Stone and no Gamora. Not that hard to put two and two together

[@phothewin6019]

@@Brandon-rb4sm And that could be interpreted as Thanos just killing Gamora after getting what he wanted. There's no reason for Nebula to suspect that the soul stone had any special requirements when the other stones didn't have any.

[@RR-ir6ss]

But she knew Thanos really loved Gamora. That's why she's trying to impress him all the time. She's aware that he prefers her sister. It makes no sense that she would assume that he killed her for no reason. She deduces that he had to sacrifice Gamore to get the sole stone.

[@RR-ir6ss]

Ides94 You're excuse is stupid as fuck and makes absolutely zero sense. Of course you wouldn't assume he needed her blood for a ritual because we're talking about a treasure, not a fucking magic rock called the sole stone. Nebula knows Thanos loved Gamora. She is told out front that *he is moaning.* He wouldn't be stupid enough to kill her simply because "he doesn't need her anymore" only to feel bad immediately after. Plus, Thanos straight out says, "*I had to*." Just accept that the writers made a mistake a move on.

[@phothewin6019]

@@RR-ir6ss Except she didn't. Not even Gamora thought that, remember? She was genuinely shocked when she found out that Thanos loved her. They knew that Thanos favored Gamora over her, but favored =/= loved. They both thought that he loved no one but himself. They had no reason to believe that he had any semblance of love for anyone but himself. I never said he killed her for no reason. Outliving her usefulness, punishment for betraying him, punishment for attempting to kill him - there are plenty of reasons that she could've thought of, especially since, from her perspective, she viewed him as an insane, cruel, evil person. There's no reason for her to believe that 1 of the 6 infinity stones just happened to have a special requirement when none of the others did. "This psychotic, cruel, evil person just killed my sister, a person who betrayed him and tried to take his life. I know! The soul stone must have had a special requirement for some reason even though none of the other stones had any up until this moment!" Yeah, I'm not buying it. And I don't think it's sufficiently supported by the text, either.

[@astarcalledsun7646]

My favorite part of endgame was that scene of thanos eating spaghetti for 30 minutes

[@abigcupofwater]

This is the best one

[@haleyg8387]

You didn’t... love it 3000?

[@ralaperher3650]

More like somewhere on the scale between 600-900

[@Kairax]

Kid actor was shit. no amount of numbers would save her.

[@tyrkun1624]

@@Kairax TBF next to all kid actors are shite.

[@forentertainment3259]

Xerafimy ”Act better or I’ll sell all your toys.”

[@mochi_the_weredragon6033]

N O

[@nathanyoung3483]

It was weird when they put Thanos from fortnite in the movie. What were they thinking?

[@elijahmuller5041]

And why did they give the avengers the Fortnite weapons? They also took Star Lord and Black Widow from Fortnite. Cmon Mwrvel smh

[@likeaninja2893]

@Anders Borgman I'm sure they made an agreement

[@WiloPolis03]

This one's not even a joke

[@Jdudec367]

so thor could kill thanos?

[@Jdudec367]

Elijah Muller well...this was before the whole endgame promotion in fortnite though

[@casbyness]

The main conclusion of the movie is that Fortnite's development team is twice as large as it needs to be to keep the game running.

[@handsomebrick]

that must have been why the game wasn't perfectly balanced

[@Gurianthe]

or maybe the whole dev team was spared from the snapenning

[@realyungjoe]

Noobslayer69 is my favorite Marvel character

[@jeffreyfuerst1065]

And the game was still relevant 5 years later after ninja got snapped

[@darthadipose1920]

Honestly I didn’t agree with most of the film, but I do think that the scene where Hawkeye beats a dog to death with a crowbar and then eats it was a really tasteful and artistically made scene that really made the movie for me.

[@zosanabria1619]

Imo the scene where thanos mansplains to captain marvel until she dies was done really well

[@Bipolarvideos]

Great review, but 2014 thanos did in fact know who the avengers were... wait for the post credits scene in 2012 Avengers. Straight up his 'assistant' tells him about them.

[@realyungjoe]

He also was like "Avengers... an unholy bunch" or something like that right?

[@dynamitejimi]

Joseph Garcia an unruly bunch of wretches I believe

[@jesusramirezromo2037]

@@dynamitejimi The other calls them that In Endgame, Thanos says "Not terrans, avengers"

[@dynamitejimi]

Jesus Ramirez Romo he copies what the other said to him though

[@ItsButterBean1020]

Yeah the Other told him ages ago and it’s possible Thanos kept an eye on Earth ever since

[@GippyHappy]

Hey Adam, I just wanted to tell you that your opinion is different from mine and, unfortunately, that means your opinion is wrong. If I like something, it's really important that you like it as well, otherwise I might have to think about things and accept other viewpoints and we _can't_ have that.

[@gyromurphy]

I kind of want to squeeze your face

[@soundywaivy]

I mean he actually used facts.

[@cougaman]

😂😂

[@lcddrownd874]

Is it not painfully obvious that he's being sarcastic? He's not even trolling. He's just doing a normal joke

[@cougaman]

@@lcddrownd874 ?

[@D00MRATED]

what about that timeline where thor wakes up and cant find his hammer cause fat thor stole it? I can imagine him just yelling "MOM!! Where's my hammar!" and cant find it anywhere.

[@cameronaberner]

Cap didn't come back with a hammer, I think it's safe to assume he returned it.

[@potatotower7288]

@@cameronaberner no I'm pretty sure he accidently dropped it somewhere

[@stevenwolfe591]

I was really sad during the fight when Ant-Man dies by being crushed by Thanos's colon. ;'(

[@jgonzalez20]

Anaconda squeeze!

[@kreiyu]

😆

[@un_frog1307]

Suprised you never brought up the scene of Thanos eating spaghetti for 20 minutes. That was weird. Also when Captain Marvel ate a toddler in the post credits.

[@Asdayasman]

Reminder: 3 hours long.

[@Websitesandcool]

Yeah my favorite scene

[@sindrisnrsigursson3079]

That was so emotional

[@whodatninja439]

Steve Rogers: Baby eater Cap: "How did Thanos get my spaghetti video"

[@metal87power]

Why? He's essentially human-modified by Kree.

[@KingKosar]

My favorite scene was when Ant man circumsized thanos

[@hmm7829]

lmao

[@hayteren]

Shalom

[@sidneysept9699]

No need for payments, I only keep the tips

[@SomeKindaSpy]

I just wanna say that these comments made me laugh so fucking hard and I haven't laughed like that in a long time. Thank you.

[@meenalkaur3808]

I laughed more than i should have.

[@cougaman]

My favorite part was when Adam gave endgame a half score, smoothly ironic

[@lindsay7858]

perfectly balanced, as all things should be

[@rsmith8113]

If suicide works that means... they love themselves the most?

[@mqfii8992]

I think sacrificing yourself for the others you love counts. It wouldn’t be the first time they explored a loophole.

[@cristi2708]

No cuz obviously Red Skull did that and he ain't got jack shit but a cool wraith look

[@1BlessEdYou]

@@cristi2708 Red Skull doesn't love himself. In the comics he's confirmed no-fap.

[@lordteensie6156]

The idea wasn't that you sacrifice what you love most, just someone you love.

[@rainstrmds]

@@lordteensie6156 The Soul Stone rules are weak. Thanos could've kidnapped a married couple and forced the husband to jump off the cliff. Then Thanos could take the Soul Stone from the wife. Sorry, the rules are pretty stupid.

[@willstratton6454]

Idk if I've seen any yms videos edited like this. I really like it it's a comedic way to not just loop trailer footage. Nice Adam!

[@Marth8880]

I believe he's been doing it since the review for "A Quiet Place," which is when he got a dedicated editor.

[@StuntedJubJub]

Same! I really enjoyed the derpy images

[@alicebnuuy6155]

>not putting Bill and Ted in your list of comsistent time travel movies

[@ThreadBomb]

Snatching historical figures into the present with no consequences?

[@p0rq]

Predestination would be my choice.

[@TheHypozonian]

I thought the ending where Thor kills the kid who roasted him in fortnite, was very powerfull

[@troymacdonald6197]

christ when did these comments become absolute fantano-core

[@lukesmith5374]

7,000 people all desperately trying to get top comment

[@bizbitmişizabi]

Fantano and this channel has the weirdest comment sections...

[@jonnemesis11]

They're all fucking awful

[@JustSomeKittenwithaGun]

*meloncore

[@NestPavel]

overall i agree but this ending where rocket uses infinity stones to grant the whole universe an n word pass left me crying

[@YouSwellow]

"Hello, I am Captain Marvel and I am also here"

[@BigBrosFilms]

"I'm the most powerful because I am a women."

[@1997residente]

I Hope Rose from Star wars gets as much screen time in Episode IX

[@1997residente]

Seriously, What's the point of having an inspired HERO that DOESN'T WANT to work with people

[@kirb_erus]

@@1997residente Dr. Manhattan

[@1997residente]

@@kirb_erus He's not an avenger. What makes the avengers so special is that they are like family. "Marvel" feels like an annoying emo cousin who spends time with her cellphone.

[@janberkemeier7406]

9:43 "Meanwhile, 2014 evil Nebula sneaks away and sticks her mechanical fingers into..." - Adum/Marvel stealing excerpts of my slashfics again

[@Gixwing]

8:30 Adam, the red skull explains the souls stone's sacrifice is permanent before this scene, He explains this in the previous movie too, the one you like, and re-watched before this one. Adam, c'mon, pay attention to the stupid superhero movie, we expect more of you.

[@WIImotionmasher]

To be fair, I really liked this movie and I didn't remember any of that. I just assumed, the soul stone sacrifice has to supersede any powers the stones give because... otherwise it'd be trivial. I could see how someone who does not make such assumptions would easily miss this one detail and how the movie's structure didn't leave enough room to explain that very clearly. Again, I like this movie much more than Adam. But yeah, some bits weren't well structured. Judging from the comments it seems like most people preferred Infinity War, which is interesting since I actually don't like that movie, and do like this one.

[@N00BiksCube]

@@WIImotionmasher To be fayrrrr

[@URBONED]

Yet is Gamora not now alive and living in the present timeline, just as her younger self? So can they not retrieve Black Widow from prior to her dying and bring her into the future?

[@android19willpwn]

@@URBONED yeah but that would be pulling her out of another timeline, one which she'd probably rather stay in.

[@URBONED]

@@android19willpwn i dont think they have the character's desires at the forefront of their mind when writing these films. Giving fans what they want is always the go to.. and bringing dead characters seem to be it too.

[@Ali-lr2yl]

I love how nebula says important things at the worst times, like how in infinity war she told star lord that gamora died in the middle of the battle

[@shineon9715]

Not just saying, but doing stuff too. It's like the writers make her stop doing something that could help the protagonists because plot. Like in IW when she's just standing there while spiderman and iron man are having trouble taking the gauntlet off thanos.

[@arsarma1808]

I think she's just not very good at communicating. She's not very good at a lot of things.

[@MarcAlcatraz]

Muhammad Khan yeah nebula is really good with people

[@arsarma1808]

@@shineon9715 You have to remember she's been a failure, inadequate mook most of her life. The only reason why she was probably able to hack the time machine is the cybernetics Maw gave her, because she failed Thanos so many times. In Guardians 2, she tries to kill Gamora, and despite having a spaceship, still loses.

[@mytime991]

Honestly, it was unsettling the reaction Captain Marvel had when she ask Thanos who he was and Thanos said "My name is Hugh Mungus."

[@Nix-Man]

*slow clap*

[@HeilRay]

Thanos is god now.

[@DefDre]

You sir are a genuine artist

[@Revelationz87]

I wish the Avengers Vs Thanos dance off was longer.

[@WolfangCerberus]

My favorite scene was when Ant-Man used Hulk’s foreskin to sleep in like it was a sleeping bag.

[@spicepudding2562]

My favorite part was the camera angle on Paul Rudd opening his taco tbh. It sits on my mind from how much i love that 10 second scene.

[@deprimada3560]

Ikr, he looks so sad :(

[@PatricksCrazyPlace]

7:39 To be fair, I don't think Nebula actually knew about the rules to get the Soul Stone. She just knew where it was and that Thanos killed Gamora when he obtained it. She didn't know the specific rules.

[@shibineb]

YES!

[@android19willpwn]

but they did probably have vague suspicions. which is why Clint and Nat were the ones sent there.

[@ThatOneDudeWhoPostsStuff]

I live in England, doesn't mean I know every street in London like the back of my hand. Y'know?

[@fnordiumendures138]

I think the missed an opportunity to show Nebula as being still a bit of a "killing machine raised by Thanos" here. She could totally have engineered the situation for the greater good.

[@PeachFlavoredKaiju]

@@fnordiumendures138 true I feel the underutilized the other cast of avengers too much. But I guess they don't want to mess up her character development even though it's very little

[@rqx2y]

I loved when Cap went to Naughty America and saw himself with 5 other veterans

[@worlds1ep3enthusiast92]

Oh, so he went to Chicago?

[@Shadowfire204]

I'm still surprised Ant Man survived that direct hit. Even if his suit could protect him his helmet wasn't even on.

[@TheStargov]

Apparently he does put his suit on a downsize at the last second

[@Helldog6]

You can see his helmet cover his face actually

[@CastleBlackWatches]

TheShadowfire204 honestly it would have been cool if Scott had died and Cassie had to take his place

[@jeffreyfuerst1065]

@@CastleBlackWatches No.... That'd be saaaad

[@imposter6935]

Domexpo that would be so fucking gay

[@cobrabr0699]

What did we learn from this: Adum doesn't like nebula

[@jaden_bricker]

Yeah but who does

[@cobrabr0699]

Fair enough

[@lilydarlow1951]

I’m so glad this film was a musical. It was ambitious and it worked!

[@LynnyrdRavage]

Umbraxify Yah

[@TheGodOfGravy]

My favourite song was the one that played fifty times that goes “DUN, DUN DUN DUH DUN, DUN DUN DUN”

Hulk's falceto was brave and beautiful. Who knew he'd be a counter tenor.

[@Chromwel-A]

Also, since Iron Man is the one who built the gauntlet, the gauntlet should also be able to fly away from Thanos by itself.

[@MitchellD249]

I don't remember the exact wording, but I do remember that Red Skull went out of his way to say something like "an *irreversible* sacrifice" when talking about a soul for a soul. Like wink wink, nudge nudge audience members, not reversible.

[@android19willpwn]

this movie really felt like it had a lot of talking directly to the audience in it. But given what it is and represents, and the unique purpose it serves, I usually didn't mind.

[@elliot3043]

and yet they reversed gamoras death

[@MitchellD249]

@@elliot3043 They didn't reverse Gamora's death, they just had an alternate timelime Gamora come to the main timeline with alternate timeline Thanos. She's not the same Gamora who died in Infinity War.

[@elliot3043]

yeah but if they did that for gamora they could just do it for black widow. the exact same thing happened@@MitchellD249

[@android19willpwn]

@@elliot3043 but that would mean taking Beta Black Widow out of her own timeline, which she probably wouldn't be super jazzed about.

[@Vonkunken]

Reading the comics would not have helped with the infinity stones, they completely changed how it works anyway.

[@ThroatSlam]

Yeah it would have made him more confused. Personally I prefer the way the "stones" were handled in the comics, but the events/characters way better in the films.

[@Vonkunken]

@@ThroatSlam They had to change a lot of how things work like characters powers or the stones, because if someone like Doctor Strange or Scarlet Witch had powers in the movies as they were in the comics then there would not be a story to tell.

[@litovietbui]

It's funny that people unfamiliar with comics thinks it's like a tight linear story like a series of novels like Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings or something and the movies are a direct adaption. Comic books continuity is very loose and subject to change all the time and you're kinda expected to just roll with it.

[@IGamingStation]

@@Vonkunken Fair point. The comics version of Thanos shows him literally wiping out the Avengers out of existence once he got the stones. Not to mention that Scarlett Witch in the comics is stronger than a majority of the X-Men and Magneto. Pfft, even Magneto gets a little worried about her sometimes. Regardless though, I wish the writers went a different route with how the stones work. The MCU already established that each stone represents a different aspect of reality and to control the stone meant to control that aspect. Time Stone = control time, Reality Stone = control reality, Space Stone = control space, etc. Correct me if I am wrong, but Infinity War, Gamor explains that if he were to get all the stones, he could wipe out an existence with a snap, but using them one time destroys your body? In the comics, any character could use them limitlessly, you literally became a god with those stones. Endgame's story just infuriates me.

[@LynnyrdRavage]

Wellard Kinnock That’s the backstory where I’m glad the MCU didn’t establish.

[@gandhiman5458]

Forget about the time travel, the thing that trips me up the most is that when hulk snaps everybody back and Hawkeyes wife calls him from her cellphone. How? She was gone for five years her service shoulda been canceled.

[@superduperisaac]

Family plan? Maybe Hawkeye was still paying due to some level of denial?

[@jamman3464]

Family plan?

[@superduperisaac]

@@jamman3464 Yeah you know, a family plan where all the phones are paid by one joint plan

[@Y.d.o.b.o.n]

The scene when thanos went to confession was awkward but also inspiring

[@TheNuGeekz]

I REALLY enjoyed Black Widows funeral. Very emotional...

[@theonlychickensama8353]

Leon Bright who? 😂

[@megatronsroyalemissary382]

LMAOOOOOOO

[@konnermorris1753]

@@theonlychickensama8353 "I really tried to bring her back"-Hulk, the only person who truly like Black Widow

[@GreggyAnhVNeck]

Seriously I wish they could have at least had her picture with Tony or something

[@lewisbough6109]

when compared to Tony's it's laughable.. they could've had two of those memorial things floating on the water so easily.

[@mattxriver9]

your memory is mistaken, 2014 nebula used the pym particles from present nebula to shrink thanos's ship and that's how she was able to bring it through the time machine. she didn't use a sorcerer portal.

[@starbrandlives813]

Then how did that nebula even showed up

[@veryneatguy-838]

Starbrand Lives If you mean the original Nebula from 2023 then she was on the ship and Gamora broke her free

[@forentertainment3259]

Matthew Galarza Didn’t she use those particles to get herself back? That’s what they were for, right?

[@aurekero]

Right? It feels like Adam didn't actually get a bunch of what happened

[@RJM1410]

@@aurekero if she only had enough pymm particles for ine trip, how did she have extra to shrink the ship aswell as to return. He didnt missunderstand, the movie broke the rules

[@fyrewatermelons]

Time Travel: the one story plot that's never works out for you.

[@vongalaxy5139]

Time travel can work well, it is just hard to pull off and even harder in a movie series of 21 movies in which it was never even hinted at.

[@TripleDeckerSupreme]

When you make up new rules for it, just make sure those rules make sense, and not built to be a major convenience to the plot.